>>213880252 (OP)It's insane to me how the writers of this show fumbled so badly. It was an easy home run, all you had to do was film different people fucking around in the park having fun adventures with an overarching plot involving the robots slowly becoming sentient or something. Instead they just couldn't resist making it a retarded Mary Sue power fantasy.
I had this idea for an episode about two wealthy, slightly negligent parents bringing their spoiled kid to the park and they basically have Teddy babysit him while they go off for a drink. The kid is excited to hang out with a real-life cowboy and the parents have him go on some G-rated kid-friendly adventure where he's learning to lasso calves or something. A bachelor party arrives on the same train.
However, someone in the control room accidentally fucks up and doesn't notice. The bachelor party is stuck doing lame kid shit like watching puppet shows and playing guitar in town, and Teddy ends up taking the kid to the edge of the park for 3 days on a bounty hunt. The kid is exposed to massive Mexican prostitute tits and an insane level of violence and he's in actual danger with safety protocols disabled. In the end he ends up saving Teddy and blowing the brains out of some grizzled outlaw and his gang.
When the parents complain and threaten to sue, the kid straight-up tells them not to. His dad goes to slap him and tells him to shut his mouth, and the kid kicks his dad's fucking ass because he's a total badass now. They're getting back on the train and the dad has an icepack on his face, lecturing the kid about how much trouble he's in. The kid makes eye contact with Teddy, and the two give one another a steely gaze and tip hats.
