Why is he such a dick
It’s just fucking sushi

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>>213881069 (OP)
Mr. Miyagi-san spent 40 years learning how to prepare the tamago (egg for you gaijin), the least those guys could do is show some fucking respect by not using the onions sauce the chef gave them

Food elitism is for whiny fags regardless of the food.
Go seethe because someone properly cooked their steak to medium well.
Hotdog? Putting Ketchup on it.
Grilled Cheese? You KNOW I'm putting some kimchi in there.

I fucked Tedago

The tah MAH goh

The discussion of sushi turns even saints into sinners.

>>213881914
>Grilled Cheese? You KNOW I'm putting some kimchi in there.
Lol. Fuck off Gordonsimp

Someone thought they really cooked when writing this scene

Psychologically decroded thread, get it twisted

>>213881069 (OP)
THE EGG

>>213881069 (OP)
The actual scene with audio is hilariously cringe
https://youtu.be/lF46Cel3EUo?si=rRM8DJr41O4cPXRa

>>213881069 (OP)
the heat of the situation cooks the egg

>>213881069 (OP)
>Go home and get your fucking chopsticks

>>213881069 (OP)
"Ok, what you gonna do about it?
*dips another piece into onions sauce

>>213882732
Makes sense

>>213881069 (OP)
He was wrong about the food part, but right about the phone part

>>213881069 (OP)
>sushi
It's raw fish. Stop giving uncooked fish fancy names.

>>213881069 (OP)
You just know the writer wanted to do this irl but was too much of a pussy, and resorted to power fantasy.

>>213883071
90% of french cooking is giving simple shit fancy names

>>213881069 (OP)
So many boomers make this strange power fantasies about incredibly petty shit, theres like 10 different sketches of comedians going to a coffee shop and complaining about the whole thing

>>213883741
yeah I love the classic comedian goes to a coffee shop and then mercilessly insults and humiliates the minimum wage barista

>>213881069 (OP)
>Fucking weather!
Anyone know the scene I am talking about?

>>213883071
>stop having culture!
ok schlomo

The scene that saved /tv/

Fischbrötchen mogs sushi anyway.

>>213882702
my favorite part is still always when he squints to make himself look more japanesey while he's bowing and domo arigatoing the cook

There's no way something that looks like this actually tastes good.
It looks like cat food.

>>213883920
*dramatic music intensifies*
*zooms in*
This is where I always lose it

>>213884014
Yeah where's the fucking spicy mayo?

>>213884014
The euphoria doesn't come from eating the food, it comes from being in le special restaurant and paying the bill.

>>213884019
(japanese flute dramatically playing in background)
(hard cut to zoom in on him slopping sushi in onions sauce)

>>213884014
yeah it's actually totally dogshit lmao. turns out RAW FISH and plain white rice don't taste good. actual instectoid food

>Americans be like "Yummy now I can finally eat the fish"

>>213884189
ironically that still probably tastes better than sushi. the closest thing i can compare to sushi is if you were able to turn the concept itself of a wet, sad fart into a food item

>>213884317
Yeah fuck people who pretend to like the taste of black coffee too!

>>213883858
>grabbing a fish from the water throwing it on rice and charging thousands of dollars for it is culture
Oy vey

>>213883920
>trying to eat some slop on lunch break
>some fag pushes up his glasses and goes "UMMMM AKSHUALLY CHUD HE LEARNED FOR 80 YEARS HOW TO BOIL AN EGG SO YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO DIP IT IN ONIONS SAUCE!!!"

He's just a weeb, they're all pathetic egoist cunts, much like the Japanese themselves. Autism, retardation, being extremely fucking rude, socially distant, miserable, extremely aggressive the very few times they think they can get away with it, etc.

>>213884443
Having a word for a commonly prepared food item is indeed culture, mr ESL

>>213881069 (OP)
i never even had sushi, just never liked fish since kindergarten
i know it's good for you and all but it just smells bad and overall kind of unpleasant, well maybe aside from smoked fish, that stuff is kind of decent
also that guy in op sounds like a faggot

>>213884515
Words arent culture, its the eating of the specific food that is. You're still in kindergarten so it's ok you still think that way.

>>213884538
It isn't necessarily good for you, fish heavy diets have a lot of mercury which your body cannot absorb, and cause stomach cancer. Japan has some of the highest rates of stomach cancer on earth.

>>213884515
i call hot dogs marmadukes, does that count

>>213881069 (OP)
>Gun? GUN?!?!?! I CARRY A KATANA!!! I FOLLOW THE BULLSHIDO CODE!!!!!

>>213881914
Exactly correct. Emptor non potest peccare. If I want to drown the sushi in tabasco and farts, it's my fucking business because I paid for it.

>>213881069 (OP)
I have never heard of people eating sushi with onion sauce. It this a new kinda hipster trend?

>>213881866
>onions sauce

>>213883920
>A Frogpost? In this Temple?

>>213884630
Yes. It’s delicious.

>>213884630
>>213881866

>>213884630

I always get the sweet onion sauce though instead.
And also ketchup. Ketchup on sushi is godly, but heavily frowned upon.

>>213883071
americans call sausage chorizo if it comes from a spanish country

>>213881866
If Mitsubishi-sama wants to troll me by giving me soiboi sauce then I'll troll him back by dunking my sushi in it.

>>213885426
I seldom eat ketchup, but when I do it is great

>>213883920
He picked it up with his fingers...

>>213883920
Wouldn't making a scene like this be really embarrassing to the Sushi chefs? Like him making a scene is more of an affront to them then whatever the TechBros are doing with the sushi.

Korean sushi > Japanese sushi > Amerislop sushi

>>213883920
>Oh my god... Chef, this is the best sushi I've ever had

>>213883920
The way his partner recoils at 1.03 kek

>>213883920
press play at 0:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

>>213881914
why just food elitism anon? surely you feel the same way about other kinds of elitism too

>>213885498
wait you're not supposed to?

>>213886163
dunno, all i remember is your only supposed to dip the fish part in the black goo, not the rice part, and your not supposed to bite a piece of sushi in half, your supposed to shove the whole thing in at once. oh and if you lay your chopsticks on the plate theres like 17 different meanings depending on how place them.

im an american so i just dont do any of that shit

>>213881914
Based. Oh and fuck anyone that uses the excuse that it's "wasteful" to cook a steak how you like it.

>>213881069 (OP)
>bring me some ketchup, senpai

>>213884630
It's sōy being wordfiltered. But the mods are butthurt fags because years ago it was commonly thrown around and so the mods changed it to onions. I think on /ck/ you can say it right. No clue why half the wordfilters even still exist. Probably just lazy ass admins.

>>213886338
Someone on fit claimed to have paid japmoot 200k as they were part of the lobby for that bean...
I believe it.
Also someone there claimed to have been a grip for billy eyelash and was topd to get her a capri sun and when he did she just stared at it till he finallly put the staw in for her and then drank it in one go.
I believe that too