You know what they put on their french fries in holland instead of ketchup?

cum?

>>213881929
nah that ain't cum. I know cum. I seen a lot of cum.

>>213881892 (OP)
Immigrant spit?

..mayonaise

>It's like they got a whole other language over there

A Royale with cheese?

you literally got that image from the wiki page that explains what it is

>>213881892 (OP)
peanut sauce, mayonnaise and onions

take the joppie pill

>>213881892 (OP)
>>213883446
>have to eat through 3 tablespoons of sauce just to get to fries that are 90% sauceless
Who the fuck designed this?

>>213883524
they give you a fork, you stab to the bottom and pull up the sauce. are you a retard or what

>>213883553
The top couple fries are going to give you 95% of the sauce, then you'll have little to no sauce for the fries below.

>>213884581
stronger gravity in that part of the world due to the low elevation, which pulls the sauce down ensuring an even distribution

MUSTARD!
>chimps out

fries are barely even food at best, toxic when cooked in shitty oil. everyone who eats them regularly is a fatass.

fat + fat really works though, like avocado and salmon

>>213884695
I'm with you on the shitty oil part, but calling them barely food is retarded when they're just potatoes. Potatoes are literally a staple food.

>>213884695
You fry them in beef fat. Alternatively pork fat.

>>213884738
>Potatoes are literally a staple food.
peasant food* with no protein or essential nutrients that only taste good depending on the condiments or butter you slop on top of them

>>213884775
or even better, just eat the beef and the pork

>>213881892 (OP)
but did you actually see them do it?
and how much do they put on? a little or do they fucking drown them in that shit?

You know what the put on pasta in Italy?

>>213884695
I've been eating them once a week for over 25 years and I'm slim.

>>213884959
yeah well you're a freak of nature anon, and in danger of comforting the concerns of individuals who really should be cutting down on them

>>213884950
holy shit I'm hard

>>213884950
Why are italians like this?

>>213881892 (OP)
>you know what they do to you if you try to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal in Australia?

>>213884950
Authentic American cuisine.

>>213881892 (OP)
Is that a Poutine cone?

>>213885280
that's an italian eating an italian meal

>>213881892 (OP)
Joppiesaus
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