>"Whatever you do Harry, don't take pity on me. You have to force me to drink it!"
>Harry recalled these words as he poured another cup of laxatives down Dumbledoors throat. The cave smelled like urine and feces an hour ago. Now the stench had turned otherworldly.
>BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP!
>"HARRY PLEASE NO MORE! MY PROLAPSED ANUS CANNOT HANDLE THE ONSLAUGHT OF PROCESSED ELF EARS AND TREACLE TARTS ANY LONGER"
>BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP-P-PPPPP!
>It was the most horrific smell Harry had ever encountered, only on par with uncle Herman's monthly toilet service and Cho Chang's fish market pussy.
>"HARRRYYYYY. HAAAARRYYYYYY"
>To his horror, an unidentified object slowly stretched Gandolfini's anal walls apart. A solid black ball of dropped on the floor with a glorious thunk.
>"MY ANAL BEADS HARRY! YOU FOUND THEM! 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
>Another anal bead fell, reeking even worse than the previous.
>"50 POINTS"
>Another
>"100 POINTS"
>The last anal bead dropped, knocking two others towards the edge of the platform.
>"1000 POINTS!" Dumbledore orgasmed calmly. Harry had not seen Dumbledore's O-face since the first movie.
>After experiencing pure post-orgasmic bliss Dumbledore stood up, a lone, long quiet brap still leaving his bowels.
>Well done Harry. Your punishment for writing "if she's a mud, rape the slut" on the bathroom walls is hereby complete.
>Harry looks off into the distance. Whatever he leaves the cave as today, he will never unbecome it.

I laughed

>>213883704 (OP)
When all the glowniggers are rounded up, we need to strap them to chairs like in A Clockwork Orange and just read shit like this all day.

>>213883704 (OP)

My son is listening to harry potter audiobooks during car rides these days and I have to struggle to keep a straight face because I keep remembering copypastas like these. Do you have the one where Gandalf paralyzes malfoy and shits on him?