You really can't find a fault in this comeback. How are you supposed to even respond?

Push him into the lava.

lock him in a hatch, make him enter a code into a computer every two hours.

>please?

>>213884561 (OP)
>you'll come begging for my help long before I feel obliged to help you again, mark my words this is a mistake.
Then taking your people and fucking off and letting humans deal with the fallout of his retardation. Which is what he did and what happens.

>>213884561 (OP)
INCELDOR, HAVE SEX

Meh, the plot of lotr is basically sauron getting his shit pushed in by the elves over the over again since the beginning of time. He's on his last legs and doesn't even the ring anymore in the third age, dude can't even make it past Gondor five feet outside his containment zone by then. Elrond doesn't even have to get off his ass and personally intervene. Bunch of dudes crying over nothing really.

>throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity

>>213884594
>after careful consideration we, the men of the west, have decided the first post is the best of all posts in this thread

>>213884561 (OP)
Whenever someone (usually a woman) says no to me I give them a black eye. They don't be saying no no more know what I'm saying lol

I would have sodomized him.

>>213884561 (OP)
*Shrug* guess I'll let your descendant fuck my daughter

>MEN ARE WEAK
>please ignore this shrine I built in my home to commemorate men's victory over Sauron
You think he felt silly after that outburst when he had to storm past this mural?

why did Elrond not force him? Was he so much of a muh agency guy that he would doom middle earth over it?

>>213885051
>finally defeat bigbad by teaming up
>leader of the elves kills the human leader (who just killed the bigbad personally)
>men declare war on elves, probably exterminating them

>>213884561 (OP)
>>213884786
none of you guys are going to believe me, but I'm the one who originated the "dilate" comeback. I just posted it and left the thread. When I came back here months later, the tranny "have sex" plague was gone from /tv/ and all of you were wondering about the identity of the mystery poster who graciously saved you. Yes, I single-handedly saved this board.

Feel free to say thank (you).

>>213885051
He respected isildur and they were brothers in battle. You don't just kill someone like that, and if you did have fun going to war with humans and wiping out half of civilization in the process, even if you could beat humans easily Humans were a huge help in protecting middle earth and had been for a thousand years. You really wanna wipe them all out because one guy was a retard, who wasn't even himself and was being controlled by the real enemy?
Tldnr: It's complicated and about honor, you wouldn't understand

>>213885051
Didn't Elrond have a ring himself or was that just Galadriel? If so it would probably be better if a human had the one ring because someone with greater power could use it to control the other ringbearers.
Also did he know Sauron would rise again, if not it wouldn't matter as much who possessed his ring?

>>213884916
You first, bitch.

>>213885051
This scene never happened in the books. It makes no sense since he knows the ring will possess whoever touches it.

>>213885270
yes he has one.

>>213884561 (OP)
why did he do it bros... all he had to do was cast the ring into the fire

>>213884561 (OP)
Grasp all, lose all

>>213885319
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit