Thread 213885788 - /tv/ [Archived: 169 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:28:10 PM No.213885788
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>banned from a fruit store
>can't just get fruit at the supermarket because it's just 'not good'
Is this some weird neurotic jewish thing? It's fucking fruit.
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:30:31 PM No.213885853
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>new yorkers when the chopped cheese isn't done the ocky way
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:33:27 PM No.213885934
>>213885788 (OP)
>Is this some weird neurotic jewish thing? It's fucking fruit.
Apparently its based on something that happened to Larry David, he got banned from the green grocer for squeezing the fruit. 90 percent of the thuings on Seinfeld happened to the writers or someone they knew.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:35:17 PM No.213885978
>>213885853
>the unspoken righteousness of the city's constant urine stench
I wish I could live off a diet of nothing but my own farts like these NYC writers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:35:32 PM No.213885987
Elaine get gangbang
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:39:53 PM No.213886089
>>213885987
God I wish that was me.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:01:06 PM No.213886626
>>213885788 (OP)
Quality in literally any food can vary from where you buy it. This store got good fruit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:03:23 PM No.213886697
>>213885788 (OP)
Kramer is not jewish
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:05:06 PM No.213886734
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>>213885788 (OP)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:06:40 PM No.213886779
>Is this some weird neurotic jewish thing?
that's pretty much the entire premise of seinfeld
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:07:05 PM No.213886789
jerry and costanza in that plane crash edit is honest to god one of the funniest things in my life. nearly died laughing the first time i ever saw it and now it pops in my head when i see or hear anything seinfield related
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:39:41 PM No.213887532
>>213885788 (OP)
how do cities like new york even get "fresh" fruit anyway?
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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:42:57 PM No.213887611
>>213885788 (OP)
pretty normal for a city to have fruit stores
and lots of specialty stores like that
because you can simply walk in close to where you live
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:46:09 PM No.213887687
>>213887532
Itโ€™s not fresh as in picked two minutes ago, but it is often less than a day since itโ€™s been picked.
>Be upstate NY farmer
>hm should I sell my food to locals in my town of 15,000 where almost everyone is poor so I have to charge low prices
>or the medium sized city of 200,000 where I can charge more
>or should I sell it in an 8,000,000 person city where everybody from the poor to the rich puts up with high prices on everything else so I can charge whatever I want?
This is an oversimplification, but major cities often get first pick at food outside of the farmers themselves. I grew up in prime farmland in the Midwest and most of the food winds up in Chicago, Indianapolis, St. Louis, etc., not where it is actually grown.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:58:56 PM No.213887991
>>213885788 (OP)
>Is this some weird neurotic jewish thing
In Seinfekd? No, it couldn't be.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:05:09 AM No.213888136
>>213885853
>open door
>pour out wet cement
>close door
now THIS is culture
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Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:05:52 AM No.213888151
>>213885788 (OP)
Grocery store produce is noticeably worse
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Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:06:35 AM No.213888168
>>213888136
Thatโ€™s what you call exceptionalism friend. Fuck yeah!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:07:35 AM No.213888196
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>>213885788 (OP)
If the same reason why coke in a glass bottle tastes better than coke in a plastic bottle.
If you don't get it, you're just not a part of the club.
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Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:09:07 AM No.213888239
>>213888151
I don't even live in a city but I have like 3 options for produce and the smallest store has the highest quality
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:11:56 AM No.213888313
>>213888196
The coke in glass bottles I have access to uses sugarcane not fructose corn syrup it's on the label. I think it's imported from Mexico but don't quote me on that. And yes you can taste a difference.
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Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:17:05 AM No.213888437
>>213888313
I think it also might have something to with thick glass maintaining temperature longer vs thin plastic. Cold coke tastes better than warm coke