LOVE YOU FOR FOUR THOUSAND (fünftausend) YEARS
LOVE YOU FOR FOUR THOUSAND (fünftausend) MORE
I HAVE DIED EVERYDAY WAITING FOR YOU
DARLING DON"T BE AFRAID I HAVE LOVED YOU

I'd watch a gender swapped twilight adaption unironically

>100+ year old man marries a highschooler
based

>>213887063
Who would you cast as Edythe Cullen and Beau Swan? Edythe needs to be drop-dead gorgeous.

>>213887104
It all makes more sense when you realize that it's a thinly veiled Mormon propaganda. Meyer was part of LDS.

>>213887340
don't know the zoomer actors really well

I'd probably get some white boy prettyboy twink to play Beau and have Edythe be some vampire goth girl maybe Sophia Lillis, imagine if they rewrote it and made it kino

>>213887577
If you leave it up to Jewllywood they'd get Zendaya for the "beautiful vampire"

>>213887409
And how are these things related to mormonism?

>>213889230
Mormonism was invented so a cult leader could justify having multiple child brides

>>213889230
You can look it up, but basically the entire virginity until marriage, age gap, horrific pregnancy, rebirth, helplessness, rejecting the wolf, etc is from their book.