>In an elevator with a film exec

What's your pitch?

>>213888280 (OP)
Sorry I'm in the wrong elevator, I meant to get in the one with Mike and Pam Abdy

if i was in an elevator with katzenberg I'd break his balls over that streaming service he started that failed instantly, the one with short form media, I don't even remember what it was called
and if I was in an elevator with amy pascal I would tell her to kill herself

>>213888280 (OP)
A fast ball right between the eyes.

>>213888280 (OP)
I wouldnt pitch anything, I would just listen, because thats whay no one did.

>>213888280 (OP)
I'm gonna present them my "aristocrat" tv series idea.
For a pilot I will shit and piss every bit of that fucking elevator. With them in it.

>>213888280 (OP)
I wouldn't say anything off the record to a studio exec without some contractual insurance. Those fuckers steal each other's ideas all the time.

>Ok so the movie is self referential about how cool hollywood is and how awesome all directors are, especially the guy who is a stand in for you. The whole thing will basically be a big praise for you

>>213888577
>steal each other's ideas
Ideas aren't real. How can you steal an idea? It'd be like stealing an aspiration or a fear.

*farts*