Thread 4408300

Turns out this one is ACTUALLY yuri.
I guess it needs it's own thread then.

>>4408300 (OP)
It's yuri, yeah, but thinking about how all those other cute ninja girls got fucking LEAVES'D instead of getting girlfiends makes me feel sad.

>>4408300 (OP)
>turns out
It was confirmed well before that idiot
>>4408442
Maybe they shouldn't have gotten in the way

Can’t we just get cute ninja and assassin interactions without the murdering of innocent people?

>>4408448
no one is innocent. Especially the rival ninjas and assassins.

>>4408450
What about that girl’s dad? Or the cabbie that was just doing extra shifts because he’s a single parent?

>>4408451
>What about that girl’s dad? Or the cabbie that was just doing extra shifts because he’s a single parent?
both of them presumably married women, thus depriving those women of a chance to be happy in a yuri marriage. Unforgivable.

>>4408453
>single parent
>married
Okay

>>4408300 (OP)
More like the only yuri this season

>>4408461
Didn't realize the gag series attracted the young witch in the alps crowd

>>4408300 (OP)
>It was confirmed well before that idiot
Some people didn't read the manga or knew this existed, anon.

>>4408489
Considering you likely go through the general thread where it's been talked about, that's a you issue

Yes more cutie ninja yuri

>>4408489
It's been posted and discussed nonstop in the RR thread for months. Have you been living under a rock?

>>4408502
Unrelated but did Shinobu and Kaedae get together?

>>4408462
You forgot the yuri I record with your mom every night.

>>4408442
>>4408448
Death is a vital part of yuri.

>>4408508
Yea show has the yuri tag. Or you can simply just google the ending to the show.

>>4408526
I'm well aware what happens in the anime but since it and the sequel Manga don't have any translations I'm just wondering what happens and no searching it up only brings up the anime

>>4408442
They do get to flirt in ninja heaven, though.

>only /u/ related show of the year
>thread dead in /a/
>dying in /u/
2025 sucks.

>>4408746
How new are you?

Why is Kuro such a terrible boyfriend? God all she does is spend time gambling instead of looking for work.

>>4412143
>boyfriend

>>4412145
And Yuri tops here, so...

>>4408746
Go back to /a/ then, shut up

>>4412145
No? Are you stupid or something?

>>4412151
Yuh huh. One lesbian does boy things and the other lesbian does girl things.

>>4412171
This feels like you just learned about homosexuality because there's no way you'd be this dumb otherwise. Not even all het couples operate like that

>>4412175
One lesbian wears pants and the other lesbian wears a skirt...one lesbian fixes cars and drinks beer and the other lesbian is a homemaker...it's just how things go....

>>4412182
NTA but I don't think leader is capable of fixing anything or she wouldn't be unemployed.

>>4412151
>>4412175
Autism

>>4412190
>>4412182
Not every lesbian relationship is masc and fem...

>>4408442
I'm pretty sure them going to a ninja afterlife is canon later in the manga

>>4413747
Is Konoha straight?

>>4413865
She liked roboko

>>4413865
The girl she is gay for is appearing next episode.

>>4413865
In the most recent chapter, she wasn’t willing to even goodbye hug the male just because he’s a male. Usually you can tell if FMC is straight based on how she acts around males, but a relationship feels pretty out of league for konoha, for now anyway.

Roboko episode's out and it's just as tragic as ever.
Big tits Satoko episode next week.

>>4412143
My kind of woman.

>>4413865
You mean the village hidden in the leaves?

Marin was so cool and cute. I will never forgive Hamburger for making a male one and keeping it alive.

>>4413865
Konoha literally refused to even touch a male in a recent chapter.

Absolutely brutal NTR episode.

>>4413997
>>4415416
How come she didn't wanna tap that retard ass then?

>>4415395
It is a running gag at this point, the ones that deserve to live die and the ones that'd better off dead get to live.

You must accept that Roboko episode just proof that Konoha is a bad love interested and doesn´t deserve Satoko

The serie already give a legit yuri couple with segs life so shouldn´t ask more

>>4415538
>just proof that Konoha is a bad love interested and doesn´t deserve Satoko
You mean the other way around surely?

>>4415538
>segs
You have to be over 18 to post here

>This episode
AOTS. Maybe even AOTY

>>4415538
The only thing Satoko deserves is a sledgehammer to the face

>>4415538
>>4415540
>>4415644
They are both horrible, really. Marin seems like the only decent person here

>>4415647
Konoha did nothing wrong
EVERYTHING is Satoko's fault

>>4415654
Konoha ditched Satoko with whom she lived with and through some shit for a piece of metal that is slightly more convenient than original. No, she wasn't "fooled" as seen at the end of leaf scene, where she is perfectly capable of understanding what has happened as evident by her just accepting Satoko back. Both her decisions, first ditching Satoko and then taking her back worked on the same mechanism, it's called self-centered pragmatism. If something functions as Satoko, but better, she is fine with accepting it as Satoko, and then when robot got leafed, it can no longer operate as Satoko, so its value drops. Basically Roboko>Satoko>leafs. Oh, and I didn't even mention that she was going to kill Satoko if it didn't end how it ended.

But yeah, Satoko is also dumb egoist, even if slightly less fucked.

>>4415548
It's an ESL retard, in case the awful grammar and use of diacritics instead of apostrophes didn't tip you off.

>>4415665
>even if slightly less fucked.
She's a lot less fucked I would say.
>she was going to kill Satoko if it didn't end how it ended.
Finally someone else noticed this. She could've just told Satoko that she preferred the robot and Satoko would've moved on and partnered up with Marin. Konoha is needlessly evil. And she knows Satoko likes her to the point of crying if she dies.

>>4415835
Satoko is an evil doppelganger trying to usurp Roboko's place. Killing her would've been the sensible, morally correct thing to do.

>>4416025
clucked again...

>>4416025
fucking clanker deserved the leaf

It's like one of those EXPAND edits but official-

>>4419036
female gaze

>>4419048
>leader
>female

>>4419036
That's ninja ballast.

>>4419036
>>4419037
Damn, did she learn to play mahjong or something?

>>4419036
>>4419037
They didn't show this and I feel so cheated. I wanted to hear the momi momi and Satoko enjoying it and going aaaaaaah. I was curious to see what kinda face and noises Konoha would make while watching since she got mad when Satoko wore the outfit leader bought.

Mangafriends! What are the chances Aoi was killed by someone else or is still alive? The whole sequence was highly suspicious, to say the least. Not shown how she was killed, no signs of Satoko or Konoha either. The way Konoha acted at the poster scene... But most importantly Aoi is still present at ending.

>>4423002
Burger includes her in the memorial inner pages of vol 2 onwards, so pretty sure she's dead dead.

>>4423002
>>4423017
Not only is she dead, I think Konoha killed her. Konoha's thought process is that once the hit is out for someone, they're gonna get killed either by her or some other assassin. So it'd better be her because she can rise through the rankings and make money. I don't believe she'd sacrifice her ranking position just to be able to say she wasn't the one who hurt her friend this time. If she saved Aoi by taking the job, botching it on purpose and letting her run away, then at least there would be some value to that. But it's very out of character for Konoha to do all that. Remember she reprimanded Satoko when it looked like she was willing to die to save her leader's lover. Even if Konoha feels bad, she does the job. In fact, presumably this isn't the first time she had to kill someone who's particularly sad to kill. She's cold a d heartless for a reason.

>>4423002
>Not shown how she was killed
Because the author is not that much of a psycho

>>4423002
Hold the phone here. People die in this series? I thought it was just chill and fun ninja hijinx.

>>4423028
>Because the author is not that much of a psycho
I'd love to see it. Besides, author had no qualms about showing Yoshida's dad getting killed.

>>4423021
>because she can rise through the rankings
About that. Her rating actually went down after the killing. (Sorry, phoneposting from bed, can't provide the screenshot)
>But it's very out of character for Konoha to do all that
I agree, but that's the first episode when it would be appropriate for her to start getting conflicted. It was all about how her lifestyle is abnormal. From things she can't enjoy due to her occupation to how she has no future. And it just a hunch, but I doubt she would be cynical enough to just come to Yoshida and help with posters. If Konoha was a killer it's like additional insult. Being indifferent and do nothing would be more humane.

But yeah this>>4423017 is pretty strong evidence that Aoi is dead.

>>4423035
>rating actually went down after the killing
I know but I don't buy it. I think that's the show giving new people false hope to cling to. Konoha's a really cold butcher. There may be a number of reasons her rating went down but hesitating to kill is just too ooc. And I don't think Yoshida has the power to change Konoha's behavior for now. She may have left a seed that will one day get Konoha to pick something new in the future but for now she'll stick to what she was raised and trained to do. That's all there is to it.

>>4423032
The ninja does ninja hijinks.
The assassin kills people.

>>4423021
i think when burger was making the manga early on, she made it kind of implied or at least vague whether konoha did it or not, but as the story progressed and she got involved with the anime, I think she's now trying to push the narrative that konoha didn't take the job, and that another koroshiya did.

Official art btw. What are the implications of Aoi getting new shoes?

>>4424211
I hadn't noticed that at all. If this means she can come back and be with Yoshida it'd be great but I will not be getting my hopes up.

>>4424508
There is one way they could reunite and be happy...

>>4424752
t. Hundredburger

>>4424211
She's in a better place now.

>>4424211
>falling leaves only on the left side of the image with a beam of light from the sky between both of the girls symbolizing some kind of separation.
Anon... She's gone...

>>4425012
>falling leaves
Wait that'd mean

My headcanon is that Konoha accepted the hit on Aoi, then grabbed her off the street and bundled her into a van to be relocated somewhere else like Walter White did in Breaking Bad, and all of Aoi's belongings that she left in the street to give her family hope that she just ran off or whatever is what caused Konoha's ranking to go down since it wasn't a clean hit. The alternative, that she declined the job and just let someone else kill her so she would have a clean conscience, is too hard to swallow. The happy, bouncy ED right after that downer of an episode gave me whiplash. Also, I still can't wrap my brain around the fact that the same seiyuu that did Sonoko from YuYuYu also voices Konoha, I keep expecting something insane like KAGAWA LIFE to come out of her mouth.

>Satoko can leaf spirits
Oh no

>>4426733
SPOILER ALERT since I can't do it on my phone
I hope Satoko will leaf herself to restore her sight. It's a crazy idea but the manga is crazy anyways.

Serious talk, Konoha shouldn´t inmuty to her actions
she should suffer some humilliation like the rest of the characters
Like in Sabagebu when Momoka frecuently died

>>4426809
And you should learn English

me when yuri

>>4429044
Marin stop taking pictures of their lives with your drones!

I've started to ship Satoko with Marin and I feel like I'm doing it wrong.

>>4429300
Read the latest translated chapter and you'll also ship Konoha with Marin.

Just realised that Satoko and Konoha are yuri Peg and Al Bundy.

She got wet.

This ninja bitch is frustratingly stupid.

What kind of fanart will this episode inspire?

>Teaches Satoko how to use her own jutsu
>Gives Konoha a proper childhood
>Rescues Marin
Roboko truly is the superior Satoko

>loses arm protecting Satoko
So how will the series go forward with one fucking arm?

>>4432751
I didn't read manga, but I can see two options
>optimistic
Marin makes a prosthetic arm.
>pessimistic
Ninja bullshit.
Why prosthetic is optimistic? Because consequences bitch.

>>4432751
>ninkoro
>consequences
Imoutoyo...

>>4432753
It's actually neither :^)

>>4432751
So Miran has a sister who happens to be the best smartest surgeon in the world?

Did Marin make Satoko finger Marin while she was in the wheelchair, or was Marin so afraid of accidentally being turned into leaves that she made Konoha do it?

>>4435551
I don't think she's so frigid Satoko would consider her pussy a dead thing, anon.

Reminder this is Konoha's POV everyday as she lays on the couch and pretends to read that magazine.

Did Konoha turn retarded in this last episode? The fuck happened to her? She was supposed to be like under Sakamoto but now she just leaves herself open.

>>4436382
Try watching the episode at normal speed

>>4436382
It's called continuity, anon.

>>4408300 (OP)
>snuff

Last night I dreamed about Satoko. I walked down some stairs into a small room where Satoko was giving some kind of class on ninjutsu. Except it wasn't really Satoko, it was Yuffie from FFVII, but she was also Satoko at some points. It's hard to express in words but it made sense within the dream. There were also other people there who were simultaneously two different characters at once.

>>4440052
Oh beautiful goddess Yuriko please encourage Satoko to kiss Konoha so the four of you can go on double dates.

>>4440086
quite literally next chapter

>>4440087
Eh what the hell?! Am I psychic?

>>4443076
> POV: You're this week's job.

>>4443078
Great use of the meme.

>>4446651
Go Konoha!

Guess who they're sending this pic to.

>>4447248
riidaa?

>>4447248
The internet.

>>4447338
Very good, Satoko!

>>4440543
She's really going to end up killing the entire Ninja village by this point.
Maybe that was the point?

>>4447367
You would think that at some point the village would decide to cut their losses.

>>4447402
Maybe they should just make like a tree and [/spoiler]leaf[/spoiler].

>>4447519
Damn it, can't believe I messed that up.

>>4447523
Psssst.
Use CTRL+S next time.

So a cold killer orphan is turned into a child and raised by the incompetent ninja that turns her victims and pursuers corpses into leaves is now starting to develop romantic feelings for her psuedo mom.
Ok.

>>4448611
I honestly didn't expect the series to be so ridiculously romantic.

>>4447248
>>4450212
I kinda want Marin to cluck Konoha.
She'd actually be a good girlfriend.

>>4450219
>cluck
Marin is to chicken to

Kuro is a slut
A SLUT

>>4452379
True. May she rot in hell.

How yuri is the burger comic?

>>4450216
The kusoninja tries to disguise herself with the bunnyninja outfit. DO NOT TRUST HER.

>>4452785
I've been trying to find the Burger manga

>>4453171
Not sure about the original but the magazine (Young King) for the serialized isekai version or whatever it is can be found wherever raws get uploaded.

>>4424752
Actually, my hunch is the author is building up to a mass resurrection conclusion for the story. He/She is introducing numerous characters and immediately killing them in a gag joke, but almost all of them have been reintroduced as sentient spirits in generic cloudy heaven. My money is on death not being permanent.

>>4453556
Konoha would hate that so much.

>>4460388
何此れ?
Something from C106?