Anonymous
5/9/2025, 7:56:49 PM No.4416013Uma Musume: Umarriage Edition - /u/ (#4416013)
Anonymous
5/10/2025, 3:57:36 AM No.4416224
>>4416015
Casual lesbian meets ranked lesbian.
>>4416016
Rudoshiri art where Rudolf is in awe of Sirius' rack will never go out of fashion.
Casual lesbian meets ranked lesbian.
>>4416016
Rudoshiri art where Rudolf is in awe of Sirius' rack will never go out of fashion.
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Anonymous
5/12/2025, 1:10:03 AM No.4417086
>>4416391
Word of advice: Run.
Word of advice: Run.
Anonymous
5/13/2025, 12:18:14 AM No.4417665
My headcanon is that Rudolf and Sirius both had a crush on Ramonu as kids
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 10:27:02 PM No.4419157
>>4419082
Breastfeeding?!!
Breastfeeding?!!
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:35:03 AM No.4419351
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 5:43:31 AM No.4420968
Anonymous
5/22/2025, 12:14:09 AM No.4422422
Proposing to your childhood friend/cousin/rival/girlfriend
Anonymous
5/22/2025, 12:58:04 AM No.4422436
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Anonymous
5/23/2025, 1:01:33 AM No.4422993
>>4422944
TBF Otome-coded stallions have always done gangbusters, just look at the Symbolis and Tachyon for example.
TBF Otome-coded stallions have always done gangbusters, just look at the Symbolis and Tachyon for example.
Anonymous
5/23/2025, 1:04:04 AM No.4422994
>>4422436
Digital x Dober is a cute ship. Then again all of Dober's uma ships are pretty nice, shame they aren't as popular.
Digital x Dober is a cute ship. Then again all of Dober's uma ships are pretty nice, shame they aren't as popular.
Anonymous
5/24/2025, 8:13:51 AM No.4424031
>>4422944
girls love dogs and Mamechin = giant dog
girls love dogs and Mamechin = giant dog
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Anonymous
5/26/2025, 1:45:57 AM No.4424930
Makkun's American GF and first autist got announced today.
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Anonymous
5/28/2025, 1:19:05 AM No.4425802
>>4424930
Scratch that, I'm retarded. I completely forgot Sunday Silence was a thing.
Scratch that, I'm retarded. I completely forgot Sunday Silence was a thing.
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 1:21:59 AM No.4425806
>>4425526
Never got this ship honestly. it's like a dollar-store version of Suzuguru with less interesting characters to me. Mostly Brian, Amazon could use some more content.
Never got this ship honestly. it's like a dollar-store version of Suzuguru with less interesting characters to me. Mostly Brian, Amazon could use some more content.
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Anonymous
5/28/2025, 2:42:04 AM No.4425829
Anything with Benio Ligh x Oguri?
She is who act like caring girlfriend for Oguri
She is who act like caring girlfriend for Oguri
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Anonymous
5/28/2025, 5:22:24 PM No.4426092
>>4425806
I like it because it's got both hot passion rivalry and tenderness. Amazon can draw out both Brian's fierceness and intensity with her TAIMAN talk and having the running ability to back it up and get Brian's interest, and also her soft side with literally making her bentous all the time (and in general I love this gap moe with Brian). They also each have their own awkwardness around showing certain kinds of intimacy which can lead to double tsundere which I also like. I like SuzuGuru as a ship that feels different from this, Suzuka often feels less reserved or aware about showing affection to Groove while Groove tends to be more aware and focused on that kind of thing which leads to different cute moments of their own. Not to mention in contrast to BrianxAma double hotbloodedness, Suzuka is a lot looser and more carefree compared to Groove
I like it because it's got both hot passion rivalry and tenderness. Amazon can draw out both Brian's fierceness and intensity with her TAIMAN talk and having the running ability to back it up and get Brian's interest, and also her soft side with literally making her bentous all the time (and in general I love this gap moe with Brian). They also each have their own awkwardness around showing certain kinds of intimacy which can lead to double tsundere which I also like. I like SuzuGuru as a ship that feels different from this, Suzuka often feels less reserved or aware about showing affection to Groove while Groove tends to be more aware and focused on that kind of thing which leads to different cute moments of their own. Not to mention in contrast to BrianxAma double hotbloodedness, Suzuka is a lot looser and more carefree compared to Groove
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Anonymous
5/29/2025, 1:14:34 AM No.4426343
>>4426092
It's alright, I guess. I never cared much for Brian desu, doesn't help the other Triple Crowns are way cooler.
It's alright, I guess. I never cared much for Brian desu, doesn't help the other Triple Crowns are way cooler.
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Anonymous
5/29/2025, 5:34:10 PM No.4426664
>>4426343
oh yeah well how's orfe supposed to be one of those cooler triple crowns if she's just a cute spoiled imouto disregard the fact that brian is also a cute spoiled imouto
oh yeah well how's orfe supposed to be one of those cooler triple crowns if she's just a cute spoiled imouto disregard the fact that brian is also a cute spoiled imouto
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 7:02:39 PM No.4430065
Oguri's no longer here so Norn had to go for the next best thing...
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 11:28:13 PM No.4430891
I don't want this woman to ask Symboli Rudolf to pleasure her in exchange for letting Oguri run in the Derby.
I want it to be a pre-existing relationship.
I want it to be a pre-existing relationship.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:23:43 AM No.4430905
>>4430891
Rudolf has been student council for so long, she might be older than her
Rudolf has been student council for so long, she might be older than her
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:25:37 AM No.4430906
>>4430905
Legal JK Rudolf x Intern who is older than she looks.
Legal JK Rudolf x Intern who is older than she looks.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:57:37 PM No.4431609
RudoSiri where Sirius reluctantly reciprocates Rudolf's affection is the best
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:18:18 AM No.4432750
>>4431515
I love that both pictures of this meme are Rudoshiri.
I love that both pictures of this meme are Rudoshiri.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:38:20 AM No.4434304
(Both Rudolf and Sirius come to Speed to tell her about their kiss with each other)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:39:44 AM No.4434306
Rudolf doesn't have a roommate because her room is filled with Sirius merch
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:02:19 PM No.4435778
>>4435745
>How many people are here that don't post?
Anon, I'm gonna ask you to understand the implications of your question.
>How many people are here that don't post?
Anon, I'm gonna ask you to understand the implications of your question.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:38:35 AM No.4436380
>>4436334
Hell would freeze over before Cheval learned to top women the old-fashioned way.
Hell would freeze over before Cheval learned to top women the old-fashioned way.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:36:58 PM No.4439365
You're talking about a franchise where women are animals, bred to race for the entertainment of men and taught to be proud of it. Not saying it's intentionally malicious, necessarily, but says a lot about the creators' world view. I can't really imagine anything more repulsive on a conceptual level.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:50:28 PM No.4439424
>
rumao umas are the ones watching other umas race most of the time
can't wait for the global honeymoon period to be over
rumao umas are the ones watching other umas race most of the time
can't wait for the global honeymoon period to be over
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:02:24 PM No.4439430
>>4439365
The problem is, and if you really know the series, you realize that this doesn't make sense, it's a misunderstanding of the concept as stupid as or even stupider than that of Pokemon (they are not slaves, they are proud warriors).
>where women are animals
They are actually a different species than humans and are only female, similar to how the girls in Azur Lane are not really human and do not recognize themselves as humans (they even consider themselves human imitators) so the logic of this world does not apply to that universe.
>>race for the entertainment of men and taught to be proud of it.
Human women and Umas, whether failed or retired, also enjoy watching. It must be considered that many of them cannot even compete; those who do compete are basically an elite superior to the rest.
>>Not saying it's intentionally malicious, necessarily, but says a lot about the creators' world view. I can't really imagine anything more repulsive on a conceptual level.
The message is that men should be in the kitchen while the girls compete and become recognized stars.
The problem is, and if you really know the series, you realize that this doesn't make sense, it's a misunderstanding of the concept as stupid as or even stupider than that of Pokemon (they are not slaves, they are proud warriors).
>where women are animals
They are actually a different species than humans and are only female, similar to how the girls in Azur Lane are not really human and do not recognize themselves as humans (they even consider themselves human imitators) so the logic of this world does not apply to that universe.
>>race for the entertainment of men and taught to be proud of it.
Human women and Umas, whether failed or retired, also enjoy watching. It must be considered that many of them cannot even compete; those who do compete are basically an elite superior to the rest.
>>Not saying it's intentionally malicious, necessarily, but says a lot about the creators' world view. I can't really imagine anything more repulsive on a conceptual level.
The message is that men should be in the kitchen while the girls compete and become recognized stars.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:54:10 AM No.4439576
With global out I wanted to watch the anime but there's a male trainer. How much of a nuisance is he? Is it typical SI producer stuff?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:17:43 AM No.4439625
>>4439576
If by producer you mean a character who has no chemistry or even Shipptease with any of the main characters, and the closest thing is a female coach from another team? Then yes, it's basically the same.
>>How much of a nuisance is he?
Leaving aside 2 scenes (which make it clear why S1 premiered with 2 episodes) the guy in S1 is put with a somewhat incompetent coach who was lucky with his team, it has to be considered that he was the one who pushed Suzuka to be with Spe.
In S2 and S3 he is taken a little more seriously and there is more drama considering that 3 members of the team are having a really bad time and he really can't do much for them and in the end they are the ones who come out ahead, but as a coach (and nothing else) he does what he can do.
There are more coaches, but one must not confuse a clear father figure with the true romantic interests that are the other Umas.
If by producer you mean a character who has no chemistry or even Shipptease with any of the main characters, and the closest thing is a female coach from another team? Then yes, it's basically the same.
>>How much of a nuisance is he?
Leaving aside 2 scenes (which make it clear why S1 premiered with 2 episodes) the guy in S1 is put with a somewhat incompetent coach who was lucky with his team, it has to be considered that he was the one who pushed Suzuka to be with Spe.
In S2 and S3 he is taken a little more seriously and there is more drama considering that 3 members of the team are having a really bad time and he really can't do much for them and in the end they are the ones who come out ahead, but as a coach (and nothing else) he does what he can do.
There are more coaches, but one must not confuse a clear father figure with the true romantic interests that are the other Umas.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:43:25 AM No.4439637
>>4439625
I don't mind the father figure role was more worried about the story pushing romantic undertones with him, glad that's not the case
I don't mind the father figure role was more worried about the story pushing romantic undertones with him, glad that's not the case
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:53:59 PM No.4440379
Probably not the best place to ask, but how do you actually stop sucking in this game? It seems you have to get better by getting better handholding kids and cards, but cards are only getting better if you get dupes, and you will never get a good enough uma for 2/3 stat inspiration without getting carried by overpowered friends.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:39:07 AM No.4440433
>>4440273
>>4440274
great jealous koutei expression
>>4440379
unironically just b urself and take it easy, in JP I'm able to train Uc's as an f2p and this is after starting s l o w as fuck due to trying to read moonrunes for the first time back during the first year (started a few months before first anni), I'm talking taking 2-3 weeks to finish ONE training because of how long it took me to read. and despite missing who knows how many rewards and whatnot from doing that I was still able to end up getting to a pretty good place in terms of accruing gems and maxing out useful SSRs while managing to roll a lot of the umas I wanted. you can actually completely miss a lot of early "vital" SSRs because at some point when you have a lot more gems there will be some new new NEW meta SSR that you'll be ready for
>>4440274
great jealous koutei expression
>>4440379
unironically just b urself and take it easy, in JP I'm able to train Uc's as an f2p and this is after starting s l o w as fuck due to trying to read moonrunes for the first time back during the first year (started a few months before first anni), I'm talking taking 2-3 weeks to finish ONE training because of how long it took me to read. and despite missing who knows how many rewards and whatnot from doing that I was still able to end up getting to a pretty good place in terms of accruing gems and maxing out useful SSRs while managing to roll a lot of the umas I wanted. you can actually completely miss a lot of early "vital" SSRs because at some point when you have a lot more gems there will be some new new NEW meta SSR that you'll be ready for
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:56:13 AM No.4441054
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:51:57 PM No.4441124
>>4441054
And they're not even umas!
And they're not even umas!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:43:33 AM No.4441412
>>4440379
Breeding matters almost as much as cards do.
When you start a career you choose their moms whom they inherit stats and skills from. Unless your chosen uma has moms at C rank or above, they will never win the career mode. Of course when one finally does, picking her as another umas mom will make it easier to win again.
Breeding matters almost as much as cards do.
When you start a career you choose their moms whom they inherit stats and skills from. Unless your chosen uma has moms at C rank or above, they will never win the career mode. Of course when one finally does, picking her as another umas mom will make it easier to win again.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:20:44 PM No.4442424
>>4440379
Started playing yesterday and since then I have 16 hours in. yay for vacation
After the tutorial I instantly changed to Urara and up until the "place 1st in the JBC" I did pretty well imho. I only learned later that upgrading the support cards after you've already selected a career path will not transfer those upgrades. Now mommy Urara (rank C) is inspiring Golshi so I can make Golshi the proper weird mommy to support Urara. Also selecting the correct skills for the race is important too.
TL;DR:
Support your favourites through canon fodder. Apply your skills according to race.
Btw. did I miss something or does the "reset" button for the skills not work?
Started playing yesterday and since then I have 16 hours in. yay for vacation
After the tutorial I instantly changed to Urara and up until the "place 1st in the JBC" I did pretty well imho. I only learned later that upgrading the support cards after you've already selected a career path will not transfer those upgrades. Now mommy Urara (rank C) is inspiring Golshi so I can make Golshi the proper weird mommy to support Urara. Also selecting the correct skills for the race is important too.
TL;DR:
Support your favourites through canon fodder. Apply your skills according to race.
Btw. did I miss something or does the "reset" button for the skills not work?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:36:22 AM No.4443237
>>4443187
She's entitled to milf pussy.
She's entitled to milf pussy.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:38:10 PM No.4443554
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:44:48 PM No.4443866
Started yesterday, a couple of questions:
1) Am I forced to rise like 15 horses at minimum if I want to pull? There is no sparks so I planned to focus on Agnes and Manhattan (and their cards) only, but whole game flow tells me it's a bad idea.
2) How the fuck do I farm gorillion event points? Finished 2 careers and it's only 14k.
1) Am I forced to rise like 15 horses at minimum if I want to pull? There is no sparks so I planned to focus on Agnes and Manhattan (and their cards) only, but whole game flow tells me it's a bad idea.
2) How the fuck do I farm gorillion event points? Finished 2 careers and it's only 14k.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:58 PM No.4444032
>>4443866
>2)
Spam Sakura Bakushin O career. She's the most braindead uma to raise decently enough to win and with the event speed card and one borrowed from a friend you should get 10+k points per run. It's probably too late to get the main rewards (last card at 290k) unless you no-life but you might try
>2)
Spam Sakura Bakushin O career. She's the most braindead uma to raise decently enough to win and with the event speed card and one borrowed from a friend you should get 10+k points per run. It's probably too late to get the main rewards (last card at 290k) unless you no-life but you might try
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:58:40 PM No.4444097
>>4444032
Thanks. I assume "braindead" means frontrunner? Could Silent Suzuka work too?
Thanks. I assume "braindead" means frontrunner? Could Silent Suzuka work too?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:13:59 PM No.4444103
>>4444097
With Bakushin you can more or less just spam speed training and be fine - you don't need stamina for Sprints, and you don't need anything else but maybe Wit as a Frontrunner. Suzuka seems to be one of the easier 3 stars - just borrow Super Creek for her skill if you're not sure you can manage stamina and you should comfortably win. Skills are rather important, so try hunting for optional G1 races for skill points and some stats - fans are also important to upgrade uma's signature skill, but that's mostly for aiming for the high scores.
With Bakushin you can more or less just spam speed training and be fine - you don't need stamina for Sprints, and you don't need anything else but maybe Wit as a Frontrunner. Suzuka seems to be one of the easier 3 stars - just borrow Super Creek for her skill if you're not sure you can manage stamina and you should comfortably win. Skills are rather important, so try hunting for optional G1 races for skill points and some stats - fans are also important to upgrade uma's signature skill, but that's mostly for aiming for the high scores.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:00:53 AM No.4444173
>>4444028
Rudoshiri artists are honestly gods amongst uma yuri artists. They aren't afraid one bit to experiment with their dynamics,
Rudoshiri artists are honestly gods amongst uma yuri artists. They aren't afraid one bit to experiment with their dynamics,
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:48:14 AM No.4444249
>>4443866
I'm currently going for the L.O.L.I.-Squad.
>Little Overlord Lesbian Icons.
>tfw when RNGJesus won't allow me to get the other two.
And I'm using excel on my second monitor for maximum breeding capabilities. At this point in-breeding is a expected.
I'm currently going for the L.O.L.I.-Squad.
>Little Overlord Lesbian Icons.
>tfw when RNGJesus won't allow me to get the other two.
And I'm using excel on my second monitor for maximum breeding capabilities. At this point in-breeding is a expected.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:44:25 PM No.4444832
>>4444738
Is this part of a trainer's duty??
Is this part of a trainer's duty??
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:21:50 AM No.4445845
What's your favorite pairings? I need something aside from TachyonCafe and MotionShakur to plan ahead horse breeding.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:44:28 AM No.4446001
>>4445845
OpeDoto and RudoSiri for sure
But since the cast is so huge there are so many great pairings out there like Gentildonna x Verxina, Daitaku Helios x Mejiro Palmer, Hishi Amazon x Narita Brian, OguTama, Cesario x Kris S, Bamboo Memory x Yaeno Muteki etc
OpeDoto and RudoSiri for sure
But since the cast is so huge there are so many great pairings out there like Gentildonna x Verxina, Daitaku Helios x Mejiro Palmer, Hishi Amazon x Narita Brian, OguTama, Cesario x Kris S, Bamboo Memory x Yaeno Muteki etc
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:31:43 PM No.4446037
>>4445845
Haru Urara x everyone in the Junior Division First / Second year harem (Mayano Top Gun, Tokai Teio, Nice Nature, Marvelous Sunday).
None breedable:
Director Akikawa x Tazuna Hayakawa.
Director Akikawa x Reporter Otonashi.
Haru Urara x everyone in the Junior Division First / Second year harem (Mayano Top Gun, Tokai Teio, Nice Nature, Marvelous Sunday).
None breedable:
Director Akikawa x Tazuna Hayakawa.
Director Akikawa x Reporter Otonashi.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:32:31 PM No.4446610
>>4446580
nice, for all the vosca art out there it's surprisingly uncommon to see vodka enjoy daiwa's scarlets
nice, for all the vosca art out there it's surprisingly uncommon to see vodka enjoy daiwa's scarlets
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:12:28 AM No.4446823
>>4446610
This is strictly my opinion but I think Scarlet should smother Vodka with her boobs
This is strictly my opinion but I think Scarlet should smother Vodka with her boobs
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:48 PM No.4447448
>>4445845
opedoto is food for the soul. i love that opera comes across as a narcissist but she actually just wants everyone to shine, especially doto who has lower self esteem. also i love girlprinces.
opedoto is food for the soul. i love that opera comes across as a narcissist but she actually just wants everyone to shine, especially doto who has lower self esteem. also i love girlprinces.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:20:07 PM No.4447506
>>4446823
that's a strange coincidence, I just starting have the same opinion
that's a strange coincidence, I just starting have the same opinion
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:44 PM No.4448237
>>4448149
March probably tastes like mint ice cream
March probably tastes like mint ice cream
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:58 PM No.4448860
WHO is the Uma who is officially a HimeYoshi?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:18:52 PM No.4448862
>>4448860
agnes digital
agnes digital
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:58:02 AM No.4450239
What are some good shipping support cards worth pulling for? Also I find it tricky that some characters just don't work with their ship. Like Tachyon is Medium Chaser but all Cafe cards are for Long Laters and vice verse.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:25:31 AM No.4450344
>>4450336
so this is what she meant by stopping El from overworking herself by force
so this is what she meant by stopping El from overworking herself by force
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:07:07 AM No.4450728
>>4450239
Never considered looking at how ships interact through support, but it seems the world is working against you since there's a future jungle pocket support with medium skills
Never considered looking at how ships interact through support, but it seems the world is working against you since there's a future jungle pocket support with medium skills
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:05:43 PM No.4450883
>>4450728
At least boorus are on my side 1666 vs 621. In case of this ship. But I also ship McQueen and Ikuno Dictus and it's not even close...
At least boorus are on my side 1666 vs 621. In case of this ship. But I also ship McQueen and Ikuno Dictus and it's not even close...