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>Nintendo Store Switch 2 order still says "Preparing to Ship"
Come on Nintendo I ship your shit all the time

>>4427879
This feels a toxic relationship(good)

>>4427879
>>4427936
Pepper and sugar

I'm hearing early reports that Switch 2 has a secret yuri button if you press it girls will kiss no matter what game

>>4428287
They weren't brave enough to show what it did, but the button itself was shown off in the original reveal Direct.

>>4428287
I wonder whom Samus will kiss (I hope it's Lara).

>tfw driving to a Switch 2 midnight launch tomorrow evening
>still haven't decided which RF Azuma girl to pick for yuri marriage

>>4428354
Nintendo is going to get metrics showing players tend to mash this button during Splatfests and Fire Emblem cutscenes in the future.

Why oh why can't Nintendo Directs be even 1/10th as good as State of Plays? Holy fucking shit this is amazing.

>>4429284
did they make lesbians real and put root beer in the water fountains??

>>4429284
Only thing that caught my eye was Digimon. Was there something with yuri or something?

>>4429284
Get new material you dweeb

Gonna put in Three Houses into the Switch 2 just to see what it does. It hasn't gotten a specific update (yet).

In the new feh heroes trailer they introduced a new Tharja, another version of her demon dragon wife, and their daughter Noire.

>>4429907
It was Chrom's birthday last week. It's easy to remember because there's always some big FE thing going on online and then Edelgard's birthday is a month away(or now a fortnight and a weekend).
But it had me contemplating, let's say FE Awakening gets remade like 7 years from now, for FE:A's 20th anniversary. Hypothetically it lets you do a lesbian marriage with no penalty, i.e. avatar and chosen wife still have their kid(s) through yuri magic. A decade ago I'd have been thrilled to be able to marry Tharja, or even Lucina, while playing as a female, maybe pair up other girls even. But after 3H it just seems quaint, you know?

Anyway if the next FE flagship yuri pair isn't Edeleth-grade I want at least the yuri equivalent of Chrom/male Robin-grade.

>>4429512
What happened?! Is it any less jaggy at least?

>>4429932
Not them but it actually kinda looks worse on the S2 because the jaggies get upscaled

>>4430020
but if you press the GL button you unlock the Edeleth sex minigame

>>4430021
That's true. Mustn't forget that part.

>>4430020
Dang, I hope they fix it. they're never going to fix it are they

>>4430029
I wouldn't be surprised if they did patch it later, it's like day 2 of the console even being out. IntSys does have a pretty lethargic track record lately (seriously what on earth have they been doing) but an update to tell it to run at a higher resolution probably wouldn't be that hard.

>>4430029
Nintendo seems to be randomly prioritizing what gets upgrades and probably still trying to catch emulation bugs like the Pikmin 3 one and that thing with Mii fighters that crashes Smash Ultimate.
The main question is does IntSys handle it or does KT do it since it's their engine and they did most of the hard labor. I doubt it'd be left out in the cold too long, it's the best selling FE by a mile so why not give it an oil change to give it some extra mileage?

>>4430039
>IntSys does have a pretty lethargic track record lately (seriously what on earth have they been doing)

Besides their FE team, Paper Mario team, and Warioware team they also make the development tools for Nintendo's hardware. So with a new Nintendo platform just launching they're probably an invisible hand as devs cut their teeth on it.
I'd say wait to see what the June Direct brings, alternatively maybe a Paper Mario come Mario's 40th anniversary in September.

>>4430029
Three Houses was popular enough it could get a Nintendo Switch 2 edition

Pokemon Season 1 jumpscare

Tienen alguna recomendación de un yuri con trama y buena animación

Is...is the Switch 2 too weak for the P4 remake? Are you fucking serious?

>>4430837
Eh if it's anything like the last Persona announcement Nintendo's probably saving it for their showcase, just like it was pretty obvious the recent Final Fantasy stuff was going to go to Xbox because Square Enix is run by retards who spent hundreds of millions of dollars on NFT projects and they need to make up for that, but it wasn't announced until the showcase that just happened an hour ago.
Now the bigger problem is it wasn't news, we knew Game Freak was doing an action RPG, but the timing of its reveal fucking means the next generation of Pokemon on a new platform is going to be crippled AGAIN by them diverting a chunk of their staff to some other random ass project no one will remember the week after it comes out.
The Switch 2's power can bruteforce through Pokemon SV but that's a Switch 1 game. What the fuck hope does it have for a new platform with new demands?

Game Freak ain't half the devs Monolith is and Monolith like every other actual Nintendo-controlled studio has been on a hiring spree for the last half decade, that's how they can work as a support studio, e.g. being credited on Mario Kart World, while also cranking out Xenoblades.

>>4430837
>.is the Switch 2 too weak for
Yes

>>4430849
They should go back to top down 2D games and hire a bunch of good artists to just hand draw the graphics with water colors, that'd look great and theoretically run well.

>>4430837
>>4430898
You'll find plenty of people to have retarded normie discussions about console power with on >>>/v/

>>4430898
>Comes to a Nintendo thread
>solely to hate on Nintendo

>>4430944
Shit what else is new you see State of Play boy up there coming here every few months just to talk solely about the State of Play and then posts usually an Edeleth pic just to seem ostensibly on topic.

>>4431258
>but sony
>bringing console wars here
Both of you kys

Suddenly new Splatoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ve2zWmkEA

Starring Deep Cut in main roles.

Getting stuck on an island with Shiver and Frye sounds like a dangerous situation for a poor gay squid mechanic.

>>4431556
Pic related, this helpless lesbian has no idea what she's in for.

>>4431548
What's the male equivalent of fag hag because that's what Big Man is

>>4431635
Dyke Dude?

>>4431295
Dot doesn't have a single top bone in her body.

>>4431553
>Squid Chell and Shiver in thigh highs
Frye finally got payback for all those splatfests she lost

>>4431548
What's the proper name for this kind of top that Frye is wearing?

>>4431904
idk that it has a super specific name, I'd just say that its a slouchy crop top w/ a scoop neck

>>4432323
>>4432357
Shiver's tits are too big.

>>4432378
Sarashi goes a long way to flatten tits.

>>4432383
Nah it's just an artistic indulgence. Consider all the other alternate outfits she has that barely add more compared to her default sarashi while Frye's outfits frequently accentuate her breasts it's clear flat/busty was meant to be another one of their visual contrasts.
Hell look at the in-game screenshots for Raiders of the Lost Splatoon, her top is loose enough that the straps rise off her shoulders at some angles. No breast-suppressing effect there.

I know it’s can be a fan thing but it sucks that Shiver did not have a scar or something similar across her eye that is usually always covered by her tentacle hair. If Shiver had an actual scar across her eye that probably would have added a bit more coolness to her character in my opinion.

>>4432536
Shiver can never be cool

>>4432536
She has a scar on her tentacle now. Well, Frye too.

>>4432535
We get it, you're into flat chests.

So wholesome it hurts

>>4433210
Wild how this artist now has her own tv cartoon.

>>4433226
the artist already worked for pixar or something

>>4433226
>>4433230
It's for Disney TV and she's already confirmed the main pair (the magical girl and her nerdy lady friend) and, depending on the series length, will pair the divorced middle age lesbian with the interdimensional villainess

Still awaiting for this to be leaked btw
https://ermame26.booth.pm/items/3334743

>>4433504
>leaked

>>4433513
Yeah, as in scanned and uploaded onto a booru or ehentai. Similar to Eromame's Pokémon and Splatoon yuri mangas

>>4433513
>akumanoriddle where do subs come from.jpeg

Always fucking kills me people think shit just spontaneously manifests on the internet.

>>4433504
sis it costs $3.50

>>4433531
I could buy a house with that much money in my country.

>>4433531
Broke as fuck atm, it shouldn't be that hard for someone to just dump the pages out online

>>4433548
Go be a bum on /r/

>>4433548
You've been "broke as fuck" and begging for years.

Sonic thread need be remove

>>4433296
Always was a fan of KianaMai's work. Good to see she made it to the big leagues!

>>4433595
It's not the 90s anymore, sport

>>4434274
Sauce?

>>4434380
>literally has the artist's name in bold outlined text inside the image

Were your parents siblings

Monke direct on Wednesday

>>4434395
Do you think I'd look at text over tits?

>>4434395
The artist's name doesn't help much if you don't know where exactly the artist has posted it, and this artist in particular likes to draw hyperfuta and a lot of other super nasty shit, so it's not fun to crawl through his twitter.

>>4434396
Finally, the reveal of the candy kong x tiny kong relationship

>>4427780 (OP)
Pauline /ll/ with Rosalina when?

>>4435187
No wonder Nintendo fans liked Rosalina from the beginning, she shares the same taste of women with them

It makes me wonder what would adult Pauline look like if her facial freckles from her teenage years stayed with her into her adulthood?

>>4435321
She would look like she does in Odyssey, just with freckles.

My favorite Awakening pairing.

>>4435439
Why are their torsos so short?

>playing Guardians of Azuma
>Marvelous locked in, used Unreal instead of Unity, runs good on Switch 2
>want to yuri marry big titty spring goddess
>but Clarice giving heavy Edelgard vibes and her signature flower is even the edelweiss

Fug.

>>4436173
This was a scene in today's episode by the way.

>>4436219
Ulalaka was put there from the start of the game to tempt everyone playing, resisting her is a mark of true strength.

>>4436228
I ended up liking Ulalaka more than I thought I would considering she seems to be the big tiddy waifubait character

>>4436428
How do you have waifubait characters in a franchise that specifically has always advertised its bachelors and bachelorettes and has a mechanic around that, and would have no meaning distinction once someone's bought the game?
I get the concept in general, for passive "engagement" media like manga, anime, streamers, gacha games, etc. that need people on that post-market engagement and obsessively spending lots of money. But it feels a bit overindulgent, indiscriminately leveling the "waifubait" comment over any Japanese female character for being in a game with marriage mechanics and having conventionally attractive features like big breasts.

This moment from seventy episodes ago got a nice payoff.

>>4436694
>exchanging of handcrafted Pokéballs
This is like the Pokémon version of exchanging ribbons.

>>4436580
I was expecting her to be something like Camilla from Fire Emblem. A character with no personality beyond how much they want to fuck the MC. Those types of characters usually have Ulalaka's body type

>>4437460
>>4437458
Lusamine and Cynthia should be double-teaming Lillie

>>4437482
Other Emblem Picnic?

>>4437784
was it rape

>>4437793
rapeplay maybe

what if Sylux girl

>>4437977
It would be stupid *not* to make a Sylux a woman. The big mystery of their identity and official material referring them to as male is the perfect setup to pull the same "twist" as the original Metroid. Like, just play it straight. You thought this robot suit person was a man, but it wasn't, again.

Not holding my breath for a non-RPG Nintendo game to make any genuinely good or surprising story/writing decisions though. Obviously Retro is the developer, but they don't really have any cred in that department either.

>>4437977
Feels like they've spent way too much time referring to Sylux with neutral or ambiguous language to not make it the plot twist. Plus Metroid feels like it has a weird absence of women in it despite starring one of gaming's most prominent heroines, you know?

>>4438639
What are they doing

>>4438684
It's just a little foreplay.

Hi girls, I hadn't been here in years but since inspiration struck me recently I figured it's the right time for some shameless self promo

I just finished writing a three chapter reluctant-allies-to-lovers fic between Rhea and Edelgard from FE Three Houses. Please do check out if it's your thing and if not, I'm still inspired and open to hearing requests (OBVIOUSLY yuri only). I'm Mintzii on AO3.

>>4438719
I NEED Ingrid being corrected.

>>4438727
Elaborate please...

>>4438733
I've read a few fics that do the whole "actually she's gay but denying it" thing. I want someone (Dorothea or maybe Mercedes would be natural choices ofc) to actually take her rigid spaghetti and irreversibly bend it.

>>4438744
So you're saying you want me to write a "rape her until she likes it" kind of piece?

>>4438860
It sounds bad when you put it that way.
I just want Ingrid to be converted.

>>4438860
I'm not a coward, so yes, please write a fic where Ingrid is raped by girls until she likes it. Bonus points if Bernadetta gets a turn.

>>4438998
Edelgard teaching Bernadetta to be more aggressive with her enemies by raping Ingrid

>>4439088
text says that's a boy on the left.

Oh my.

>>4439126
Can't believe pokemon masters sex is running an event about Elesa, Diantha, Dawn, Caitlin, Lusamine, and Lillie getting cucked...........

>>4438864
>>4438998
On it, sisters. Let me know if you want any specific details. I'll post here when I'm done.

>>4439283
Basically Ingrid is just a total chick magnet whether she wants to be or not.

>>4438998
I never understood why people like Bernedetta. She never once gave me any gay vibes. At best she's what someone could take out her frustration on since she's not going to fight back.

>>4439404
I thought she had cute supports with Edelgard, Leonie, and Petra + she's been abused by her father into thinking she can only be a man's obedient wife. kissing a girl is her good ending.

>>4439404
Petra x Bernedetta is like predator x prey

>>4438998
"Don't resist, Ingrid. It'll be sweeter that way," Mercedes said, her voice light as a feather.

"You're sick. Sick!" Ingrid shouted. She squirmed, struggling against her bonds.

Mercedes giggled again. "Don't worry. Soon enough, you'll be begging for me."

Ingrid glared daggers at her. "I'd never. We're supposed to be friends."

"Oh Ingrid, but we are! And this is what friends do for one another."

Mercedes walked over, kneeling over Ingrid so that her chest was front and center at Ingrid's line of sight. She gently cupped Ingrid's chin and tilted it upwards just so.

"I'll show you, sweet Ingrid. Don't you worry."

-

Is this the sort of vibe we're going for, or something more aggressive?

>>4439404
It's more like Bernadetta is one of the more popular 3H girls already so it's more working backwards to make yuri happen.

Me personally I think it's funnier having her play the more reserved "straight" man to a bunch of unhinged and detrimentally horny lesbians who channel energy from open warfare into yuri antics.

>>4438684
What all lesbians do.

>casually clings to Liko's arm while looking uninterested about anything going on
They take the "Meowscarada is incredibly jealous of its trainer" thing too far but I appreciate it.

Just played Three Hopes for the first time. These two were pretty cute. Too bad it's a dead game. When is the next Fire Emblem coming out, anyway? Engage was so boring.

>>4441043
It doesn't make any sense to call an offline, single-player game a "dead game."

>>4441128
Mostly I meant that no one really talk or cares about it anymore.

On that note, I don't know if I like Shez better with Lysithea or Byleth, they're both good for different reasons

>>4441148
It's nice that Byleth is actually allowed to be a bit of a character in Hopes and isn't relegated to a mute meant solely to self insert like in Houses. Houses Byleth is THE worst avatar, yes even worse than Corrin because at least there's something to hate there

>>4441161
Byleth in houses is as good a character as you make her in your head. AKA skill isue

>>4441177
I'd rather the companies just make a character then make the fans do the heavy lifting

>>4441161
Hot take: Corrin is cute.

>>4442581
The Squid Sisters are precious.
I wish they could have sex two hundred million times a second.

>>4442616
>back together
>their grandpa is basically braindead and seemingly just chilling with octavio
>All the NSS' threats are taken care of
>They aren't bothering to keep up with New Agent 3
>Deep Cut has fucked off to a mysterious island
They have all the time in the world to fuck now

>>4442779
Why Cynthia telling Dawn she has two empty spots in her pokemon team why would she self-nerf herself like that

Weed cat does not like the vibes between those two.

>>4437497
and Dawn?

>Could it be that you're getting turned on from this punishment? Haha!
>I guess I should turn the vibrators up for a pervert like that, hm?

>Damn it, damn it!!!
>I'm gonna get you for this!!!

>You've been looking down on me too.
>That deserves a harsh punishment, don't you think?

>Okaaay, I've turned up the vibrators on your nipples.
>Now go on, cum! Get a masochistic orgasm!

>No! I don't want to cum in front of these two!
>Don't looook!
>CUMMMMING!
>I'M CUMMING FROM MY NIPPLES!!!

>Your cumming face really gets me going. I'm gonna do some more naughty things to you.

>>4442973
She knows perfectly well what's going on between the two of them, I wouldn't be surprised if she had to endure a whole year of only hearing about Dot.

Youtube recommendations were cycling through videos I'd already seen and decided to show me the Side Order mix of Ebb & Flow. Helped shake off the Sunday night melancholy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emsfPUg3ezk

It doesn't have the actual in-universe powerup ability of Calamari Inkantation but it's always been used to potent effect, kicking in during the last minute to doomsday for Octo Expansion and then slowly building back during Side Order's final boss until you finally repower Pearl's killer wail.

Anyway it's probably a safe bet but I hope Raiders gives Deep Cut their own hero moment with Till Depth do us Part

>>4447104
I also saw that film roll as Peach with huge breasts at first. What were they thinking?

>>4447295
Pic?

>>4447305
Note that the film rolls move quickly and so do you, so it's difficult to notice what Peach is wearing and it just ends up looking like large exposed breasts as in >>4447104

Who has the hottest sex:
Pearl/Marina
Shiver/Frye
Callie/Marie

>>4447867
ask Nogami

>>4447867
Depending on the definition of "hottest," the answer could be any one of them.

Callie/Marie - most affectionate and on the same wavelength
Pearl/Marina - most passionate and into each other
Shiver/Frye - most physical and focused on pleasure

>>4447868
I did but he called the police on me

New thread:
>>4447919