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Uma Musume
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Cinderella Gray Part 2 next October
Anonymous No.4455615 [Report] >>4455689
Two months before Cinderella Gray resumes. What is worth watching this season?
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>>4455615
Watanare
Necronomico Horror Show
Houseki no Ruri
Bad Girl
Turkey!
Food Court Ashita
Takopii's Sin
City

At least one of these should scratch an itch.
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Who should win the gay horse bowl?
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Wowowow.

Another /u/ma m/u/s/u/me thread.
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/u/ must go on
I must go on
U must go on
Uma go on
Um@s go on.
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>>4455816
Nigga sneaked in a tiny Ethan Winters and thought nobody would notice
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>>4454971
Just wait until Dober.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110322326
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>Blu-ray bonus art
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Anonymous No.4458085 [Report] >>4462933
Which umas are sexually involved with their female trainers? King Halo definitely wants cunnilingus after a race and her trainer can't refuse her anything.
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RudoSiri awooga
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>>4459155
>taller Teio
What is this sorcery?
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hell is goo goo babies
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Anonymous No.4460177 [Report] >>4460205 >>4460364
Is Rice Shower the only Uma who calls you onee-sama? I haven’t been able to find any others…
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>>4460177
curren calls you onee-chan
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>>4460177
Tachyon mentions your gender once or twice during her story.
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Anonymous No.4461301 [Report] >>4462121 >>4462972
Umagine

(I'm umagining a trace of a Murcielago sex scene)
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Do you think Super Creek ever managed to get her trainer to suck on a baby bottle?
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The gameplay UI adds a nice extra punch. So lucky the game got a global release.
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>>4462933
Wouldn't be much of goo-goo baby play if she didn't.
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Is this some reference to IRL Diamond?
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>>4462933
She did more than just that.
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Anonymous No.4463336 [Report] >>4463338 >>4463363 >>4463497
I binged the entirety of season 2 yesterday and I'm kind of mindblow by how fucking good it was. I never thought gay horse girls could have such a massive impact on me
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>>4463336
That's what many of us have been saying for at least 8 years, this franchise is great and those who complain or despise it, it's because they really don't know anything about it.
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>>4463336
I'm so mad at myself that I never gave the series a chance until the global release. This entire series feels so underrated.
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I wish Uma were real so I could comfort them
Anonymous No.4463410 [Report] >>4463439 >>4463543
Question Do Uma female actually breed with their desired Uma female partner?

Also can they breed with female humans too.
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Anonymous No.4463439 [Report] >>4463537 >>4463543
>>4463410
Apparently yes, they are a race of only females and can hybridize with humans.
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>>4463363
I just caught up recently too, wonderful series. Now if only I could find some accounts to follow for KitaSato art.
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Anonymous No.4463537 [Report] >>4463538 >>4463543
>>4463439
Someone told me from another Uma Musume thread that uma females x human femalecan have uma males as well
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>>4463537
There are no "male" umas. As far as I'm concerned umamusume are essentially divine beings. Demigods, more or less. They can be born from pairs of humans, are imbued with the spirit of predecessors via reincarnation, do not appear to experience time the same as humans do, etc. The three goddesses and Matikanefukukitaru's patron deity being textually real convinced me of this.
Anonymous No.4463542 [Report] >>4463549 >>4465250
>>4463538
>There are no "male" umas.
Of course but I tend to think that many some of them are born as hybrids and such.

>The three goddesses and Matikanefukukitaru's patron deity being textually real convinced me of this.
Explain more of that please.
Anonymous No.4463543 [Report] >>4463547 >>4463604
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>>4463537
As far as we know, uma musume are exclusively born from uma mother x human father, that's how they reproduce

>>4463538
>They can be born from pairs of humans
Never been shown in the franchise
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>>4463543
>uma musume are exclusively born from uma mother x human father
Doubt it, uma females can breed with human females as well.

see>>4463538
Makes actual sense.
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>>4463542
The three goddesses are the souls of the three stallions brought to England in the late 17th/early 18th century from which all thoroughbreds are descended, they direct the souls that determine the birth of new Umas and facilitate inspiration. Shiraoki-sama is an ancestor spirit who speaks to Matikanefukukitaru regularly, and to you in the course of her story events, I think it's safe to consider her a lesser deity since she's the only predecessor we know of capable of independent communication (let alone interacting with a human). Anyway imo it's pointless to try any kind of scientific explanation for the birth of Umas because all the attempts make less sense than the actual real existing gods just determining when a soul is allocated to create one.
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>>4463338
I avoided it for a long time because it has the idol bits and I'm burned out by idol and -adjacent medias never commiting. Also gacha fandom. Yes other people don't matter but they're also the ones that are making fanarts and stuff.

Glad there's actually quite a lot of yuri arts though. Global release helps even more.
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>>4463543
Never been shown in the franchise is correct, the other ideas are fun fanfics but they're just that, there's not a scrap of official material to actually suggest anything beyond what we've seen plenty of which is human father and uma mother for all uma musume. As far as we know it's not at all like YuYuYui's one event story where Sonoko is trying to get out of an arranged marriage specifically for breeding purposes with another woman which implies some form of yuri preg exists in that world
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>>4462972
It's based on this:
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1cAYbzSEJW
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Those two horses just kissed each other.
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ugh... what could have been...
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>>4463542
>Of course but I tend to think that many some of them are born as hybrids and such.
Hybrids of what? They're already human+horse.

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>do not appear to experience time the same as humans do
How so? They seem to age normally, unless you consider Yayoi and Tazuna to be secret umas who were active in the 60s.
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>They seem to age normally
In the anime, Teio sees Rudolf doing her heroics when she's still a child, yet Rudolf's still the student council president when Teio enters Tracen academy as a teen.
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>>4465250
>kaichou has been at school from when Teio was an umalet all the way up through Ogli's career, Spe's career, Teio's career, offscreen Dasca and Vodka careers, Golshi's offscreen career, and Kita's career, all of which are several years long each
>Maruzen is Rudolf's senpai by more than a little and hasn't gone anywhere either
sis?....
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It's running on Simpsons time.
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>>4465571
Well, we're talking about Japan, the example to use is Sazae-san so yes, it's normal for characters not to age.
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>it's normal for characters not to age
it's normal for 'all' characters not to age, it's definitely not normal for just some of them to
i don't think there's some specific lore explanation for these inconsistencies, they're probably just doing it out of convenience without bothering to make sense of things
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>>4465571
More like Peanuts, which introduced some characters like Linus and Sally as babies until they aged to be roughly the same age as the other characters, who stayed the same.
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That's why I mentioned a Japanese example, they seem to have less problems with characters with "inconsistent ages" that's why Japan had less problems with having Ash as the main character for so many years in contrast to the Western barbarians.
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Do all Uma force themselves onto their female trainers?
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There's really no way of preventing it. These are emotionally volatile girls, far superior to humans physically and extremely motivated to get what they want. Trainers are, informally of course, taught to consider it an honor and just let it happen to avoid any unpleasantness. Obviously the industry and its complicit journalists like Etsuko would never let a story like this endanger its family friendly image and lucrative sponsor deals.

Of course, this means the field tends to attract a rather specific kind of woman, which solves a lot of the problems just by itself.
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Think I'm addicted to Umamusume yuri, especially Poketaki
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Golshi/McQueen shouldn't be sweet like that. It should be about carnality and cucking Teio.
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>>4467160
Fenomeno is the new straightlaced-uma-who-reacts-to-all-of-Golshi's-antics gf now so Makkuiin takes a seat next to Teio in the shed
I kid of course, I love all the ships
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the only issue with this is that Ryan is like the only straight cast member, tragically
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Anonymous No.4467752 [Report] >>4467807
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According to game mechanics it's two umas holding hands that creates a new uma, so I wouldn't put too much emphasis on uma pro-creation, they are kind of ageless anyway.
Special Week has two moms after all.
Realistically, they would have long ago figured out stem cell pregnancy with pure uma DNA, humans are weak in comparison. Horsegirl racing is big business.
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>>4467752
I like how cute and gay the handholding inheritance animation at the beginning of a career runthrough looks, but you should also know that there are career stories this plays at the start of where the uma trainee then goes on to talk about or even interact with her human father and uma mother at some point. One could maybe headcanon some kind of IPS for umas who only have their mom show up and don't seem to have any dad in the picture but it would most likely stay as a headcanon that Cygames wouldn't really add anything to.
As for Spe's two moms I feel like Cygames knew how it could be taken with how yuri it can seem to many but at the same time it was specifically in reference to the fact that once Spe's birth mother died the horse's next mother was a New Zealander stable hand who raised the young Spe mostly by herself before the horse was eventually transferred to a different stable as he got closer to training age. The human mom in the anime is designed to resemble this second mom as well. Of course since the anime has the moms know each other beforehand and trust each other to such a deep extent one could easily choose to construe that as more than platonic and not necessarily be off
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In that case this thread should be deleted if 99% of umas end up canonically fucking men.
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>>4467814
I don't think our current umas tending to have human fathers automatically means99% of umas canonically fuck men, and in any case don't we have a shounen yuri thread here as well
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Canon doesn't matter in this board.
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Now that's the kind of vintage /u/ schizophrenia I've missed.
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>>4467814
How the fuck did you come up with that conclusion? That post didn't once infer that
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Happens to the best of us
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is ningen yuri okay
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The most forbidden love of them all
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NO DON'T EAT HER OGURI!
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>>4469437
This the kind of greed they write about in the bible.
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Today Haru Urara died. I know she was a granny at 29, I know almost everyone is dead but Haru felt special to me. It's silly to cry over a horse but I just hope she has a nice afterlife with her friends in heaven. I'm done with my whining. Have a blessed day.
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...I said I wouldn't try to win the Arima Kinen with her so soon but this is making me consider it. Prolly going to bring her for Gemini too. Fuck it. We will cause some chaos.
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You can do it. Do it for her.
Bring her to Glory and let her legendary win not be forgotten by breeding her with so many other mares her future children will be so inbred the have triple the gene defects and win bei DEI.
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now this is cringekino
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Which uma's the biggest player?
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