9 hours. You did buy it, right anon?

I exhausted my penis to the demo and lost all interest, my plans for preorders were cancelled

Friendly reminder: don't believe the lies being spread about the goddess. It's a double play and retards get baited.

>>712328516 (OP)
Cancelled my preorder after playing the demo.

>>712328617
Black void? spats? panties?
Place your bets as we will finally know today.

No. I am marathoning Resident Evils instead.

i dont buy years weeks old games for more than 5 bucks

>>712328516 (OP)
>shallow combat, exploration, and "puzzles"
>denuvo
>soulless goonslop
I won't be buying lol

>>712328516 (OP)
I'll get it eventually since I want gooks to stop making gachashit and live servise crap so I want to support this release, but 2025 has thrown a surprising amount of release my way.

>>712328516 (OP)
No I'm modding skyrim into the ultimate hentai game, koreans already ported some costumes from stellar blade.

>>712329047
>>shallow combat, exploration, and "puzzles"
so just like every game

>>712329120
every game you (retarded coomer) play? yeah, every game people play? no

>>712328516 (OP)
Suzi bought it

>>712329172
>every game you (retarded coomer) play?
i play every game
so yes all games

>>712328516 (OP)
I will when someone make a Cammy mod

>>712329256
No you don't

>>712329178
Suzi also pointed out that it has a woman with a "stellar blade" statue in it aka a gock. You would know this if you watched the review like a true fan.

>>712329172
>>712329047
mindbroken nu-male

>>712328516 (OP)
What is going on with the steam forum?
Jesus

Played the demo in anticipation of the full game. Holy fuck it was painfully mediocre. I have no fucking idea how you retards like the game other than sexual appeal.

1. The combat feels so generic just like every wannabe souls-action hybrid game (like lies of p etc) where they wanna go the action game route but also wanna piggyback on soulsshit combat bc they have no originality.
2. The entire premise and story of the game feels like a temu knockoff of nier automata. You can easily draw the parallels through every cut scene. Do koreans really have 0 originality?
3. Skill tree that gates essential movements and attacks behind skill points

The music is good (worse than nier) and the sexual appeal is good. Everything else is dogshit (including the bland world, constant fetch quests and extremely uninteresting characters). Feels like a cheap temu nier automata with a dash of souls shit mixed in. Forgettable if it wasn't for the ass and tits.

>>712329567
enjoy playing as a female, tranny

>>712329763
You should change it up a bit, the spam is too obvious.

>>712329685
Last time I checked 80% of the threads there were from private profiles raging against denuvo

>>712329316
you right i don't play racing games or rhythm games
oh no the horror

>>712329685
The game itself has zero merit. It's just a part of the culture war

>>712329826
I've played the game more than you have "played" it (aka jerking off to Eve and then quitting). Faggot.

Empress will save me from spending money on it
I have faith

>>712329939
I have yet to play the game but your bad faith posting is obvious.

>>712328516 (OP)
I will buy it, never preorder though, I'm not a faggot

>>712330049
Is that troon even still alive, what game did ''she'' crack last?

>>712330050
>bad faith posting
by your logic you're just shilling the game.
I've played it, I've given my criticism, explained it clearly and posted. That's it. Any extra layer of meaning you derive out of it is pure schizo behavior.

>>712329178
>gooners call anyone critiquing their doll dress up game trannies
>turns out gooner trannies also like doll dress ups
Uh oh

>>712328516 (OP)
tachy > eve
demo was boring and i lost interest

I have it preloaded, I'm ready. the player count will 3x every snoy port for the past 5 years, easily. tranny ropes incoming

>>712330548
>>712329178

I'll only get it if it can be played on deck

Are you gonna go all-in with the mods from the start?
I'm going to finish the game vanilla first.

Yes
On PS5

>>712329047
Fuck off, poobar

So has the Stellar Flop/Stellar Grift/Just go watch porn guy given up? Not seeing his usual spam today.

>>712329763
I didn't get that far to experience #3 but I had the same thoughts. It was wildly 5/10. Shame, I really wanted to like it since I'm a sucker for fanservice and that game looks like it has a ton, but you've gotta make a good game first.

>>712328516 (OP)
>Denuvo
nah

wut

>>712328516 (OP)
No, I'm just gonna beat off to the porn.
Kslop games aren't good games.

>>712330850
Hopefully he's killed himself, but we should be so lucky; He's probably JO to 3DCP to recharge himself or something.

>>712330674
retard, one tranny liking the game doesn't mean it doesn't make most of then seethe. you'll see the asspain later tonight when the count comes out.

>Denuvo
>Full price(80 leafbucks)
I'll wait.

>>712331286
You know people would probably like the game more if you hadn't posted hundreds of threads saying OH NO NO NO THE WEST IS SAVED
Honestly you guys called attention to yourself constantly and now act shocked people have a bad taste

>>712328516 (OP)
I think i'm going to wait for a sale. Money is a bit tight right now and I already bought it on PS5.

>>712331332
even if it was 20 bucks i would wait

>>712328835
She's an ancient AI. Literally the boomer of new humanity. She probably has the Granniest panties possible on. Maybe some depends.

>>712328835
You ever wonder what Asia would have done if it didn't have Europe to copy?

>>712331052
He tried to get the ball rolling in early Expedition threads before giving up entirely when it became clear there is no way to argue against its success... unless he focuses on spamming the "CEO is rich nepobaby" image instead. Very insufferable.

>>712332581
>CEO is rich nepobaby
What?
I mean, making a masterpiece with the budget of 3 baguettes and then selling more than 3.3 M of games, plus the contract they had with gamepass, of course it would make him rich, but why is that a bad thing?

I can fix her (with my cock)

>>712328516 (OP)
Nope. If there will be no pirate version I might buy it for $10 later.

>>712333074
In reality you're gonna jack off alone

>>712328516 (OP)
I'm waiting for performance benchmark before buying it.

>>712329854
Yeah, poorfags/thirdies raging against Denuvo, and LGBT clown farmers.

>>712328837
Dude how the fuck you get 13 hours in REmake?!

Did you not run the entire game?

>>712328516 (OP)
no, they censored it

>>712333265
Just download the demo, game runs on a potato.

>>712330108
hold on, your waifu was the other slut before. You are cheating on your sluts...

>>712333074
with what? That?

>>712328516 (OP)
>Denuvo
Nope. Not supporting that shit.

>>712333762
Pretty sure that's Eve in the 2B collab outfit

>>712333964
as someone mentioned above: this is not a game but a political statement ( which i support - TTD ) and as such I have not played it and I am not really planning to. So I do not know which slut is which. I would gladly buy ropes for the LGTV community with the money I would spend on this game instead.

>>712334280
>>712334350
you know its cringe, right?

>>712333828
it gets bigger when I pull on it

I thought this came out at midnight EST

>>712333341
Yes. But I was chickening out a lot and kept forgetting the order of puzzles. I was wandering about a lot.
I am doing a Chris Normal run now that I "get" what RE is and it will be at least half this time. Even quicker probably.

>>712328516 (OP)
Yes, I'm glad it has finally come to a real platform

>>712329178
https://x.com/TheSphereHunter/status/1780414503219523971
That tweet is over a year old, by the way.

>>712329178
Look how sexy she is. Is there any woman more hotter than her?

>>712330675
its verified on deck and they have targeted steam deck as a performance baseline

>>712328516 (OP)
I'll buy when it's 50% off!

>>712330850
no, he's just constantly changing his approach. i've seen him mostly in the nikke general on /vg/ lately, trying to deter every nikke player from buying stellar blade

>>712328608
>>712328770
>>712328886
>>712329763
>>712330463


Kys

>>712328516 (OP)
Nah, I have better games without denuvo to buy.

>>712336573
Oh yea?

>>712328516 (OP)
I hope you guys enjoyed the threads up until today because after it releases later it's gonna be non-stop steam chart threads saying "oh no no no no ahahahaha" regardless of the number of players

>>712337252
I'm here cause I can't play it yet. I'll be gaming and cumming when its out, not here.

>>712328516 (OP)
Yes

>unibrow
nyahahahaha

So is this a remove denuvo after about a month or year type of game?

>>712337940
Nah minimum contract for denuvo license is 6 months.

>>712337252
such is the nature of the beast. Games that are good will be for the most part having threads about their gameplay and ideas. Games that are shit, will have 0 fucking gameplay threads like Avoved, ASS and so on.... all the discussion will be just a culture war. And we all know that this game is part of the culture war too.

>>712330165
Sure bro. I got that you played the demo when you gave all the vague criticism and pointed out all the fetchquests in the demo. You know, all 0 of them.

Dont you have anything better to do with yourself than pretending to play a game?

Pure love
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LR0zc22aJnQ

>>712328835
What do I need to rip models from the game? Teach me /v/

>>712340213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBVkJWja6ps&t=24s

>>712339764
Culture war is when the leftist hegemony of mainstream media is threatened.

Its pathetic how you fags cant handle this game existing and being a success. I look foward to your continued suffering on the sequel.

>>712335768
>nooooo don't say anything bad about my culture war gameee noooooo!!!
maybe you should pick up more games. DMC 1 beats this game in raw action, Nier Automata beats it in every aspect, hell even shit like Wukong is better in every aspect (except music). The only thing the game has for it is fanservice. Get a grip, faggot.

>>712340623
1. I am not a leftist
2. I just said that the game has shit gameplay
3. it will sell more than Avoved and ASS combined, but not enough to be a real Bestseller. Its mediocre in all terms. Naturally because Avoved and Ass teams have been boasting about loses of only 100 000 000 dollars we are used to a game losing small amount of money to be a success.

>Not even 200 mods before release
Is this a flop?

>>712340964
>>my culture war gameee
That's not a thing. You're arguing a boogeyman you've made yourself. GTFO with that shit.
A culture war game would be something like Alex Jones NWO wars, not this.

>>712328516 (OP)
The demo is fine but I will never pay for a Snoy Entertainment game or product.

>>712341863
the culture war is an ever present war born out of Israeli involvement in USA politics + the idea of democracy that American people have. Even if it it can quite easily be said that it existed since a long time, even since the founding of America, it is generally understood that there are levels of bull runs and escalations, such as the founding of the Federal Reserve, WW2, the gulf war, 9/11, 2007 economic crash, but for the purposes of this board, the story of the culture war, we care about and the aspects related to gaming all started in 2012.
The culture war in gaming, that started in 2012 was basically a proxy war between males with right wing views and gay males + some women with heavy mainstream funding. The games made after 2012 that use funding by mainstream studios are all essentially trash, with minor accidents. Games made to appeal to males like Stellar Blade are part of the culture war, and seem to be on the side of males with right wing views

I just bought the Complete Edition :)

>>712342576
very few games are not part of the culture war today and even if a game is made like say Expedition 33 or Balatro that are successful but not part of the culture war, X browsing people, redditors and even some 4channers will try to somehow shoehorn those games in some category.
Stelar Blade was made by a Korean Studio that has no real political intention other than to sell games via boobs. It was not made to be a political activist message, this is not Relooted or some shit. But... selling shit via sex appeal is of course covered in the culture war. They are part of the culture war, whether they like it or not.

Even fucking Expedition 33 is part of the culture war, because they employee very little black people. The game itself has no politics, but.... even the type of people who make it is part of the culture war.

>>712328516 (OP)
I played Lies of P: Overture first due to me loving Lies of P, however the new PoE league comes out this Friday so I have to skip Eve's game for now. I am still planning on getting it after though.

>>712342576
Or it's just a game without horseshit ideology injected at all that both gamers and game devs want.

>This game plans to unlock in approximately 5 hours
i need gaming NOW

>>712343315
I think its a mediocre game that tries to sell with tits. I do not think it is a toxic game, or bad game really, and would like if more games like it were made than games like Avowed. Still, selling games on the premise of tits, means it is political... as stupid as it sounds.

>>712343542
>Tits
It's Ass.

>>712343753
both. and its based

Guys i know its like impossible challenge level but lets not masturbate until the game drops.

>>712343016
>>712343016
>But... selling shit via sex appeal is of course covered in the culture war. They are part of the culture war, whether they like it or not.
Just how mindbroken are you? Or are you a zoomer who doesn't know how the industry was used to be?
It was common sense to put a sexy bitch on the cover if you want money from gamers aka teenagers aka smelly nerds. It was the norm throughout history until just recent decade.

>>712344081
I am not a zoomer. I am just saying it as it is. I am not even supporting it and given that the trans community has a very high suicide rate + they do not reproduce, the problem will solve itself with time anyway.
A game today, or rather in the past 10 years could not have sexy women, because of the LGTV people. Its a self-solving problem that has already almost solved itself.
However, all of this is political in one shape or form.

>>712344306
Are gatcha games political too?

>>712344306
The game was made by people isolated from western culture war. It doesn't push any ideology, it doesn't do anything outrageous. Maybe in the current western climate it makes you uncomfortable, but in reality it's just baseline of normalcy.
Both cuckservatives and commies want my games censored today, so I don't see to which side you think the game caters to.

>>712345074
i do not play them. However, didn't they had some drama with the VAs? something about English VAs NEEDING to be replaced by AI because they played some nasty tricks? I do not know the details. However, I am sure that from the very limited information I have I can say that they were never meant to be political, but some people did force some politics in them or tried to force, I think those people are replaced with LLMs now, so .... idk

>>712345205
I was just stating that people in the west assume it is part of the culture war. I did not want any censorship. I did not want it to be part of a culture war. I was just stating the overall zeitgeist.

Also for people who are not understand what I said: i was just stating my overall opinion on the zeitgeist. I have fucking Spartacus downloaded and I am watching from time to time. If you think I hate boobs, you are wrong.
Stellar Blade seems mediocre, but if you have fun playing it, play it.
Good luck.

>>712345386
So if you don't believe it, why come in this comfy thread and peddle the strawman label some insane people are attaching to it?

>>712345919
I am stopping posting. I was just stating shit. I think people got over autistic on my posts.

>>712328516 (OP)
What time in est

closing this thread

>>712346157

>>712337804
Is that Le forced jeet meme?

Demo was fun but not $70 fun
Also surprised at how well optimized it is

>>712329178
Ofcourse he did, he's a heterosexual man.

>>712330850
Not at all.

>>712347156
>not $70 fun
It's actually cheap by my judgment. A single outfit in a korean mmo usually costs more than that. And here they have close to a hundred of them and give them out along with mini events DLCs for free with no jewry.

>>712329178
this tweet is like 18 months old

>>712337252
That's how it is. It could be 300, 30,000 or 3 million, they would do the same. And they will never answer you if you ask what an ideal number is. It's always going to be "more than what it has".

Boys... do I buy or what?
Can you unlock the preorder stuff in game?

>>712339764
>. And we all know that this game is part of the culture war too.
Except it had threads about "gameplay and ideas" when it came out last year. The culture war faggots helpfully segregated themselves into easily ignored threads crying about muh bensorbip, and we actually got to have nice on-topic threads about the game, the areas, the music, the bosses, etc.

>>712340964
>Nier Automata beats it in every aspect
Except you know, gameplay.

>>712340964
It's flattering to be compared to such well-regarded games.

>>712348623
ANSWER ME AAAAAHHH

>>712348623
Yes, you can unlock the pre-order stuff in-game. I don't think there's a single pre-order incentive that you can't get in-game. However, stuff is locked behind paid DLC.

What's the deal with the cans? Is it just a random collectable thing they came up with for lels, or is there some weird cultural reason behind it I don't know about?

I'm just thankful this game was allowed to exist, such a white pill. And all the hard work is not unnoticed. It is by no metric a "mediocre" game.

>>712349729
its just a collectable thing
do you not have drinks in cans where you're from?

>>712349729
Collectibles and new costume for finding them all

>>712350127
I'm noticing a lack of diversity here. Where are all the Black and Brown people?

>>712349481
yeah, the complete edition seems to expensive for what it offers

>>712328516 (OP)
This character looks more attractive than that main character lmao

>>712350260
Uhh, small indie company prease understandu~

>>712349729
She likes cans.

>>712350141
I'm just wondering why cans of all things were what they settled on.

My go to outfit

>>712350260
Doing menial labor jobs in Korea, not software company work.

I will do my first playthrough without costume mods but with Jill face swap, NG+ will be with preggo

Will this be a good preload or one of those things where patching it will just take to long to be worth it

>>712350896
There's an outfit that has a skirt but without any cloth to cover the crotch and butt.

I like that one.

>>712328516 (OP)
>You did buy it
No, but you should buy an ad.

>>712328516 (OP)
Sending all of my energy to the based modbros already hard at work on outfits for Eve and Lilly

I believe

>denuvo
I was going to

>>712351676
Pirate it...

>>712328516 (OP)
>You did buy it, right anon?
Do bears shit in the woods?

>>712350694
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this bell pepper

>>712328516 (OP)
I played the demo and thought it was ass. Just shit gameplay.

>>712352269
>i played the demo

>>712328516 (OP)
Too expensive so no.

>>712328516 (OP)
I played the demo before the PS5 release and thought it was middling at best.
But honestly I didn't need to, because it's a Korean game and they're all the fucking same.
Just a stale copy of something better + sameface plastic doll women.

I played the demo

>>712328516 (OP)
I'll get it on sale not in the mood for another souls like after A.I Limit and Nano apostle I need some turn based game or something

>>712329763
>3. Skill tree that gates essential movements and attacks behind skill points

>The music is good (worse than nier) and the sexual appeal is good. Everything else is dogshit (including the bland world, constant fetch quests
This is the real review of the game. This quoted text doesn't get pointed out enough.
Go into any other game's thread, and they're talking about the game's gameplay in explicit detail. Not here. Never here.
You assholes said it would never come to PC, now what's the excuse?

>>712335768
Good morning third world saar

>>712352269
if you don't like the gameplay, you're literally a democrat tranny commie

Why do chuds love this game?

Koreans are fucking based hitler should have allied with koreans

>>712356230
It's a good game.

The West is third world tier anyway there are too mny blcks and browns

I don't know about this game but from shitposting here I legit thought it was designed by a polish guy based on his irl wife

imagine my shock when i learned it was actually made by gooks!

If you hate it you are a negro lover

>>712333331
Feels good to have purchased it. Knowing they are being excluded.

>>712337252
I had fun posting some eve's and that's what matters

Played demo. I'd say this is not worth 70eu. Probably gonna grab it when it's 50% off.

>>712328516 (OP)
Playing the demo right now and it seems like a solid "wait for a sale" kind of game. Nothing to really be wowed by. Sure is nice looking though.

Not spending $70 for an inferior Nier Automata

>>712328516 (OP)
Buy what? Why should I? It looks chinese.

>>712357695
It's a better game than Nier Automata.

I'm buying simply because I will always support games that don't shy away from sex appeal. Demo was fun, don't play a lot of action games so I don't have genre fatigue.
Generally curious to what the actual fuck is going on and why is EVE so retarded.

>>712358039
She's from the orbiting colony, she's never seen any of this earth stuff before.

Demo was kinda boring and the character design sucks, the T and A isn't enough they gotta be tied to good looking designs and not generic real doll whores

The normgroid yellow painted climbing sections are pretty lame.

>>712358650
Sadly the game was originally made for consoles.
Consoles being the universal constant for apelike behaviour, the need to see yellow to know where to go.

>>712344081
>Just how mindbroken are you? Or are you a zoomer who doesn't know how the industry was used to be?
>It was common sense to put a sexy bitch on the cover if you want money from gamers aka teenagers aka smelly nerds. It was the norm throughout history until just recent decade.
Boy this post is ESLed the fuck out.

The complete edition is too expensive, will wait for next year's summer sale or maybe it hits -25% this Christmas sale

Maybe they'll remove Denuvo at that point

>>712328516 (OP)
>denuvo
lol no, keep shilling it though

I just finished the demo and it's true what I've heard, the OST is a banger.

This Freyna mod is peak 100/10 https://x.com/emcverse/status/1932301607573569868

>>712347720
>It's actually cheap by my judgment.
Holy level of "fuck" the God-damned defense force.
>A single outfit in a korean mmo usually costs more than that. And here they have close to a hundred of them and give them out along with mini events DLCs for free with no jewry.
This is embarrassing.
THIS GAME IS NOT AN MMO!!!

How much do you guys think I can hawk the Nikke costume key for? I got the complete edition and absolutely do not care to play another gacha game. I got my fill from ZZZ already last year.

>>712360406
It was my favorite OST last year

>>712360523
I'm just saying any other AAA dev would make you pay for these cosmetics

>>712360802
I mean we are paying for these cosmetics. We sold our tickets into heaven for this.

>>712329178
I've seen men more attractive than this

>>712350590
>This character looks more attractive than that main character lmao
Funny how there's no response to this.

>>712361347
It's self evident, eve is like 3rd or 4th place depending on who you ask in her own game.

>>712361682
Didn't some update add a bossfight against Mann?

>>712361914
The one for the PC release will, yes.

>>712361682
Hmmm

>>712328516 (OP)
A question,any solution with the grainy texture on Eve hair?Is there a mod for that?Yeah i have a rx 6600 in a full HD 144hz,i can't fix it

>>712362563
I didn't see any grainy artifacts and I took a real close look in VR. Are you sure it isn't FSR artifacts from upscaling?

>>712362213
I don't get it. They're both standard Drew Stuzan styled posters.

>>712362149
Cool. I have been waiting to fight that dude for months.

>>712362876
I can see them even without fsr,i will try to look into it to find the most bareable option

been looking for a new fix ever since Nier Automata. Is this it? im not a gooner

>>712362213
>I came up with the idea called poster

>>712328516 (OP)
I will never fall for snoy lies again, thoroughly mediocre gameplay

>>712363636
Kind of but not really. The devs take a lot of inspiration from Automata but they're distinct games. Try the demo. SB never gets as weird or experimental as Automata, it's a much more traditional game.
Ladder game is on point though.

>>712363636
Its a much more competent action game but in terms of story its inferior. Stellar Blade isn't trying to make a statement on human nature or life.
Its just a fun sci-fi story regarding a super robot and an Earth that got fucked hard by evil fluid monsters.

Aesthetically I find SB more pleasing that Nier though Nier had better artistic direction.

No way this game doesn't have a photo mode. Is it just missing from the demo?

>>712365534
It's just missing in the demo.

>>712365534
It has a pretty extensive photo mode.

>>712363897
First Ghost of Tsuhima now this. Snoys overhype the fuck out of everything they get.

>>712363636
Try the demo.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564860/Stellar_Blade_Demo/

>>712361347
That's okay, I know I'm right without anyone affirming it.
I'll play the game next year, maybe, and see for myself whether I still think that.

>>712328516 (OP)
>You did buy it, right anon?
If it stands the test of time as an actual must-play I'll toss it $10 on sale in a decade, sure.

>>712367580
All these Snoy ports coming out at full price are retarded. If PC players are willing to wait a year or more for the port, what difference does it make waiting a few extra months for a sale?

>>712367905
If PC players are willing to wait for these games, why are they bothered with the high prices at release?

>nier automata fix
bro, I just want to play a traditional hack n slash game, will this deliver? couldn't care less about the story, I just want something new since DMC 5 and Sekiro came ages ago

>>712368290
Who is?

>>712329047
Found the faggot

>>712368458
You're right. No one is bothered by these high launch prices. They just keep bringing them up as part of an academic discussion about price elasticity.

>>712368303
Its got some modern trappings like perfect parried and dodges being mixed in but its got all the trappings of a mid-2000's hack and slash.
You get a ranged option but 99% of what you're gonna be doing is melee and swording things out, some execution moved and active abilities.

You'll have most basic combos out of the box but there are others you can unlock.

>>712368658
I just see a lot of people saying they aren't gonna pay it. Nobody seems mad.

>>712328516 (OP)
Listen I’m just not going to buy. I know I know but I’m just not going to buy it kek. Yeah but I’m just not going to buy it hahaha! Mods? Sorry but I’m still not buying it lol

>>712369185
You're right. No one's mad. No one's bothered. They just want to chime in.

>>712368303
Try the demo?

How much longer now? An hour?

Not playing it without mods. No point of getting it yet

>>712369747
Actually, you seem mad.

>>712370075
45min

>>712370212
Oh, I'm so mad. I'm fuming. Quite the opposite of calm tranquility.

>>712370315
Excellent.

>>712369947
Is the demo a good sample of what the final product is going to be?

>>712370387

>>712370593
I think so, but more importantly, I think it'll answer your question on the combat very quickly.

>>712370783

quote me when game is patched and available on rutracker.org for free

>>712370783
finally a reason to post this image
>last modified: june 2011
jesus time flies

We should probably make a new thread after release btw

>>712371087

>>712371087
Damn this guy is made for rimjobs.

>>712371126
I guess, but there are already like 5 Stellar Blade threads up.

I'm gonna buy this game no matter what, but should I wait a little bit for mods to come out that enhance gameplay/visuals first? It would be my first playthrough and I don't like playing through games more than once.

>>712335768
lmao gookslupers never cease to amaze

>>712329763
>plays like lies of p

alright I'll give it a go, I'll buy it, thanks anon

I'm just gonna go back to playing DMC, which is all on sale now. DMC5 with the Vorgel DLC is a whopping $7.50.

>>712372074
DMC is for homos

>>712372607
But I fap to Lady (DMC3 and DMC4 versions).

Is it already known how to get the new batch of costumes? Just got the update but I only see 1 available with Roxanne

>>712372607
But I fap to Trish (Normal and Gloria versions).

Does anyone have the pic that compares the rendering of the covert art on the ps5 and PC versions?
Where Eve is floating in space

>>712371398
There are no mods necessary for either of those things.

>>712373156
who the fuck cares

found a cool indie to play for 5 hours and finished it 10 minutes before launch LETS GOOOOO

It's up.

New stuff in one tweet.
https://x.com/StellarBlade/status/1932895942308737142

it's unpacking
and so am I

ONE MINUTE
PREPARE THE COOM

AAA WHERE IS IT

Is there anything concerning gameplay in the DLC you get with the complete edition? As nice as the Nier outfits would be, they're not $20 nice.

>>712374012
> Boss Challenge: Mann has been added.
>Available after the first playthrough. Defeat Mann to acquire one new outfit for EVE.
>New cosmetics can be acquired during gameplay:
>25 new outfits for EVE
>9 new accessories for EVE
>The Digital Artbook is available after completing the first playthrough
>Photo Mode improvements and new features have been added
>3 new facial expressions for EVE
>4 new poses for EVE and Lily
>Preset saving function added
>Up to 6 lights can now be used
>Three new BGM tracks, “Lullaby of Secret”, “Just Fine”, and “Blur”, have been added to the turntable and are available for listening at the camp
>Lip-sync for Chinese voiceover is now supported.
>Japanese voiceover can now be selected in all regions.
>Key mapping functionality has been added for the DualSense controller.
>A fall prevention feature has been added (can be toggled On/Off via options) to enhance the platforming experience.
>Various other bug fixes.

Where are the mods that give her massive tits and fat clapping cheeks

>>712374349
nexus

>>712374326\
>Japanese voiceover can now be selected in all regions.
Sweet!

>>712374235
>fake tits

i despise pre-loads, i could probably play quicker if i delete it and download but fuck it i'll wait i guess

>>712374012
>Man has been added

>>712374463
Seriously, I was thinking the same thing. Why the hell does this take longer than downloading?

>>712374463
lel

>>712374235
that's a male

>>712374552
i would think the majority of people have slower internet speed than the decryption time takes, but i've had varying luck with how long it takes. it never takes as long as the initial estimate but still is worse than downloading usually

>>712374591
mines all over the place, it went down to 3 minutes then back up to 30 and is now at 12. it's okay though, we made it bros... we made it.
i can't even play for real until my kid goes to sleep in 3-4 hours, go on without me desu

>30 minutes to unpack
Jews did this

IT'S UP

>>712374794

>>712328516 (OP)
>Put in a ton of extra hours this week
>Today was supposed to be my last day until Sunday
>"Fuck yeah, I'm going to make myself something to eat, and then spend all night playing Stellar Bl-"
>Phone gets a text
>"Hey, anon. Sorry man, but we really need you to come in tomorrow. We're really running behind over here. We'll be by to pick you up at five. Thanks, man."
>mfw

Oh well, I guess the OT is ok too, I just hate that feeling of seeing the finish line get pushed back by another mile.

>>712375453
Back in the cage waggie

>>712375453

what in the fuck. when did this happen?
PS store soon

>>712375453
>tfw I can play vidya at work
I love overtime.

Seriously what the fuck. I would download it much faster.
LET ME IN

>>712375453
Your boss can drag you away from home??

I probably sound like an obese tendies lover saying this, but if I already """preloaded""" the game and they told me it was getting unlocked 20 minutes ago, then I was supposed to be playing 20 minutes ago. Fuck that shit and fuck you Gaben

>>712376512
If I wasn't lifelong friends with the guy, I probably would have found a polite way to tell him to get fucked.

>>712376538
Kek, steamies had a taste of fitgirl repacks experience. So much for providing better service than pirates

Who gives a fuck about that slop?

JJ Abrams lens flares

>>712376538
Yeah, fuck this shit. Wouldn't it make more sense to encrypt one file that was required to launch? Is literally everything encrypted?

>>712360669
I'll buy it off you for about tree fiddy.

>>712328516 (OP)
when are we getting some high quality blender animations of Eve? already beat the game on ps5 but i'm still happy with the port because more people get to play it

>>712328835
And we've got the answer.
Its a THONG. Fuck me.

>>712378926
Oh shit.

>>712378926
What's with the cottage cheese thighs?

>cant unlcok dlcs because the game doesnt include them with normal download
fuck

I'm literally only playing this because I'm a day one nikke slave. The demo sucked shit wish me luck.

>>712379470
Something up with 3D viewer and normal map, doesn't matter.

>>712378926
are these white safety thongs over black pantie?

>>712379470
Some people are into that.

>>712380274
Me

>>712380653
Based

>>712381928
Not on hags THOUGH

>>712380020
>>712378926
heres one more with shading from blender

>>712383084
Oh shit you can see the pussy lips

>>712383307
Kaya has a nice one too

is there UE4SS or smth similar that unlocks console commands? i tried using ue4ss but the console wont open

>>712378926
what a slut

>Scarlet calls off the fight so it ends in a draw
BITCH!

>>712385109
nvm fixed

>cant skip cutscenes
are these retards serious

>>712383814
yummy

Funny how the thread pretty much died when the game finally launched.
/v/ is finally playing video games.

>>712387732
you could skip them in the demo so i don't know what's up with that. I'd love to skip the demo portion but it's not that bad

>>712387732
go be a brainfried zoomoid somewhere else, your kind are not welcome here

>>712389468
I'm hopping on and off but fuck me I wont let /v/ stop me from actually enjoying a game I just bought

?/?

>>712390063
Same. Just beat Abbadon, and buying pretty much every defensive option I can.

>>712391627
the perfect woman on the right

>>712328516 (OP)
no I downloaded one nude mod and it made me not care anymore. all of the thrill is in the tease. I’ll pick it up later tho when there are more outfit mods than what is currently available

Patiently waiting for the horseshoe/paw tattoo mod

that woke faggot in the other thread is having a mental breakdown

im playing it. im playing the game.

>even a simple blocking animation make's eve's ass jiggle all over the place
SOUL

>>712392528
I wish Korea would make gacha illegal so they can pump out this SEOUL more than once in a lifetime.

Nice

There a mod to enable or download the DLC stuff yet, don't want to pay extra for it

>>712394631
use a dlc unlocker and place dlc paks inside paks folder https://gofile.io/d/MLBvcI

Futa mods yet?

>>712330180
Yea one masturbates to them and one wants to become them so men masturbate to him, know the difference.

>>712394809
kys

>>712340301
LMAO IT'S HIM

>>712374326
Is there a list of where to get all the new outfits? I know you're supposed to be on NG++.

>>712374474
kek

so anyone here playing the game? are you having fun?

>>712383814
>>712383084
Classic Koreans

>>712396872
i tweaked it a bit and went through pc controls, gonna play for real tomorrow

>bought it on fanatical so save like $5
>purchase flagged and have to wait for manual approval

Fucking cunts
Sorry guys -1 to day 1 player count ;_;

>>712397057
>flagged
how does this happen? never had issues with them but I only buy cheap ass bundles every 6 months

>>712397902
Probably because I used a different CC than last time


Anyone know of any pubes or armpit hair mods yet?

>americans mod the game to appeal to their obesity fetish

>>712397950
super seducer 3
five dates
cybersex chronicles
loli chainsaw repop
chad vs the gay nazis

>the other thread 404d
janny melty? or was it actually based of them to delete the leftycuck op?

>>712398214
Try making a new one but probably a Eurotranny mod just woke up

>>712398307
i made one that isn't inflammatory
>>712398390

>>712329763
nice reddit spacing. eve won, get over it.

>>712391627
That's EVE 2, she's about a head shorter than EVE 1