I hope you're happy

>>712341553 (OP)
>DENUVO

>>712341604
Its SO fucking over for 3rd world poorfags.........

>>712341553 (OP)
>denuvo
more like, 10k tops

>>712341716
im an american and im a poorfag . . .

>>712341716
yeah they can't afford the demo because it has denuvo

>>712341553 (OP)
It takes more than 6 hours to unlock that outfit for most players.

>>712341553 (OP)
Gaming officially healed.

>>712341604
>>712341789
GOONUVO!

>>712341814
Do you just jerk off all day instead of working or studying?

>>712341553 (OP)
I await the mods.

>>712341915
pretty much. i apply for jobs all the time and never get word back. im currently in uni and apoply for internships too but again i never get word back its not my fault

>>712342093
>uni
hope you're making connections little buddy...

Yes, imagining myself as her.

>>712341553 (OP)
>millions
Did the nogaems console even sell a million copies of it?

>i'm going to have to spend my hours on /v/ in 6 hours to grab shit to repost on twitter
fuuuuuuck

>>712342093
I just applied for jobs, got one and went from there. Probably is your fault for having a shit CV

>>712342093
shit, that's rough. i got a fully remote 100% wfh job during covid, we were never forced to go to the office since our boss didn't want to spend money on rent and our productivity never went down so we basically have a tiny office to drop documents off if someone lives nearby

i got promoted after 2 years and now i basically do nothing but jack off, watch yt, play vidya and answer 3-5 emails every day
covid was the best thing that happened in my adult life, god bless those fucks for eating bats

I just want to goon ffs.

NEED EVE NOW.

B-BUT /V/ SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY AS THE GIRL

>>712341604
>someone in my steam family bought it

>>712342612
I think it sold 1 million the first week. Could have been the first month, I don't really remember other than people seething about the announcement.

"Gooning" becoming common Internet slang for straight men, when it was originally supposed to refer to a very niche subset of porn addict, is my least favorite thing about this decade.

>>712342015
Got you covered, big boy: https://ayakamods.cc/games/stellar-blade.6/

>>712341553 (OP)
20K CCU and barely any threads here on /v/ because denuvo. Only reason e33 was shilled here because you can pirate it.

>>712342732
Based, covid let half my office live in different states so we'll never go back

>>712342732
WFH is based. I gotta thank all the grannies dying so I can be comfy at work.

>>712342093
spoiler: it is your fault
if you really wanted a job you could have one today

>>712342843
It was a million in two months

>>712343085
please elaborate

>>712341814
he already said 3rd world

>>712341716
I'm gonna cum an extra time for each thirdie who got cucked by denuvo and regional pricing

>>712343034
my issue with denuvo has nothing to do with piracy
but the fact is piracy benefits devs
it gets more people playing the game and talking about it which leads to more sales
most people who pirate would never have bought the game anyway so they are not lost sales

>>712341553 (OP)
I'll be playing full vanilla, no mods

Can I get a qrd on the bot that spams a dude with glasses and eve?
What's the origin of this?
I think it's worse than barneyfag.

>>712341553 (OP)
giwtwm

>>712342732
>now i basically do nothing but jack off, watch yt, play vidya and answer 3-5 emails every day
And this is why every company is getting rid of wfh lol.

>>712342837
>only one person in my Steam family
>he's gay
guess I'll have to buy this one

>>712343438
Same, but I'll mod every outfit for NG+

>>712343449
Just a schizo. He has a twitter. https://x.com/PureVictory0
I don't think it's actually barneyfag anymore. I think, like Artifact schizo, the mantle has been passed to another person.

>>712343527
America moment? The conservatives in my country basically lost the election by trying to get rid of WFH lmao

>>712341604
I'm thinking they are going to crack it very soon. The goon shall not be stopped

Not buying your gooner game, suit. it's shit mechanically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NgX_eN3gj8

>>712341553 (OP)
Gooning is a niche fetish practiced in BDSM, which is already niche itself, barely anyone actually goons

>>712341553 (OP)
In 6 hours amerimutts will buy the game aimed at ass fetish made specifically for americans and blacks
Can't wait to see the numbers

>>712341553 (OP)
>fully modelled pussy

>>712343741
I don't know how I should feel before going into that video, because the creator didn't put a picrel over it.

>>712341553 (OP)
>fitgirl site is back up
Why didn't you fags tell me? Can I run this shit on a 970?

>>712343165
He is just going to say some bullshit like "Get ANY job that comes your way no matter if it's your major or in area that you are currently going to uni for"
Keep looking anon. You are going to find something eventually

>>712343686
And now no one in your country is doing any work.
For some reason society is collapsing, experts are baffled.

>>712343716
they tried cracking the demo and couldnt. its not getting cracked lil bro

>>712343896
Yeah you're right no one in the country is working and society's collapsing in literally 1 week (this youtube video with a nice thumbnail told me that)

>>712343959
>Goldberg
That is not cracking, that is emulating steam and trying to bypass the steam verification by that method. It would be cracking if they were trying to recompile the steam exe in order to disable Denuvo.

>>712344129
its not gonna get cracked lil bro.

>>712343741
lmao

>>712344194
BUT I WANT TO GOON TO EVE'S FAT ASS

I hope Eve's game can break 100k players !!

>>712343741
>troon once again malding
This game makes trannies and schizos seethe.

Eve is cute but damn is Nikke shit lol

>>712344243
>>712344129
>>712343716
black myth wukong still never got cracked and a number of other recent denuvo releases. i see no reason to believe it will happen

>>712344606
Which is funny because there was a ton of groups in the crack scene a while back but now feels like a forgotten art

>>712341553 (OP)
>stellar flop
>selling anything

heartful kek

is there hope ?!

>>712344736

>>712344775
>still seething for over a year now
holy shit

>>712344798
I will believe when I see it. Not going to hold my breath about it.

>>712341553 (OP)
Maybe the anti-sjw sentiment went a little *too* far, this is just downright unseemly

Gameplay is too floaty. But i like ehr short ponytail-less haircut, its pretty based.

>>712344606
Doom 2016 had Denuvo and removed it (I think Eternal did as well), so you can expect it to be dropped from Dark Ages eventually.
>>712344904
I'm not even that guy and I call it Stellar Flop (because that's what it was).

>>712341553 (OP)
>Nier automata but somehow worse

>>712341604
will probably be removed in 6 months.

>>712344986
>I'm not even that guy
youre not fooling anyone

>>712345013
please see >>712344606 there are tons of games that dont drop denuvo like you guys keep spouting

>>712345017
I'm totes not. I don't have the anger towards it he does.

>>712344986
>because that's what it was
And I'm sure you got a source for that claim.

>>712341553 (OP)
Okay, coomer shit aside, is the game actually good? Non-coomer answers only please.

https://files.catbox.moe/7vr0fj.zip
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/103

Remember to get the right mods for it!

i'll buy it on sale for $5 in 8 years time when they remove denovo

>>712341604
Yeah I was planning on buying it but I don't support denuvo releases

>>712345093
Don't see a result for it.

So denuvo is actually effective against pirates? All I heard about it the performance impacts it has but if it actually works then no wonder companies keep coming back to it

>>712345129
Its too floaty.

>>712345148
Fuck off back to /trash/. For anyone wondering, this is a blacked mod (because of course it is). Lowlifes from /trash/ have been hard at work, raiding these threads with their mental illness.

>>712345129
I think it's a 8/10 game on the IGN scale. It's good but not particularly great, but I'm also not a big fan of games like God of War so take that as you will.

>>712345249
Very few Denuvo games have been cracked, and there were only 2 (maybe 3) people who could do it.
>EMPRESS, a troon who did BDSM roleplay in a Discord for simps
>some other guy who cracked a handball game
Both of them have gone dark, and if there's a third one, I don't know who he is and he's been silent as well.

>>712345249
One mentally ill russian tranny could crack it and xe retired

>>712345249
That's too much salt

>>712345376
>>712345427
Damn it's fucking over for pirates. What percentage of the people who complain about denuvo affecting game performance, do you think are pirates annoyed that they can't play the game?

>>712345249
>So denuvo is actually effective against pirates?
Yes. otherwise they wouldn't be using it. But the thing is, I think the group that would pirate a game might have some big overlap with a group that wouldn't buy it regardless.
> All I heard about it the performance impacts it has
Funny enough but the demo for Stellar Blade had terrible PC performance because of Denuvo but after the devs tweaked some of the game stuff it looks like performance complaints aren't a thing anymore.

Although take it with a grain of salt because it was the Demo and not the full game, besides a bad Denuvo implementation can have some pretty severe performance impact.

>>712345549
There's really no hard proof of a major performance impact. Some guy hacked it for fun on the Harry Potter game, and he found no real differences. When Jedi Survivor got it removed, people compared it to the original release's performance and it was similar.
I call sour grapes. I have a few Denuvo games that run fine.

>>712345376
EMPRESS wasn't really a woman? Now that I type that, it does seem obvious...

>>712345498
Go easy on him, he's a cat.

glad i played the demo, now i know it's just another Nier Automata slop.

>>712345708
>>712345249
kill yourself aijeet

>>712345249
>>712345376
>>712345427
>>712345549
>>712345560
>>712345697
>pirates BTFO
Uhhh that sounds pretty based desu. Why exactly is denuvo bad again when it prevents the morally repugnant act of theft? Are piratefags just whiny fags that think they're entitled to free games? If anything, they should be grateful. For every game they pirate, the worse their torment will be in Hell. Why would you want to condemn your eternal soul?

>>712341553 (OP)
I loved the demo, but I can't philosophically justify playing Chinese or Korean games. I was literally on the checkout screen this morning and had to back out. I'll wait for a torrent and if that doesn't happen, maybe I'll pick it up on sale.

>>712345129
I will use food analogy to make it easier for Americans to understand.
If Nier Automata is an Oreo, then Stellar Blade is a Great Value Twist and Shout.

>>712341553 (OP)
Why did "gooning" become a thing? idgi

>>712345925
nobody sane thinks like this

>>712343323
you're thirdie cos only thirdies like this shit

>>712341553 (OP)
Stellar Blade 2 next year.

>made a new steam account just to buy Stellar Blade as I share my usual steam account with my normalfag brother
Game better worth it, demo was fun

>>712345975
Would I like the game if hated Nier Automata? The gameplay was bland and repetitive. The story was pretentious. It insisted upon itself too much.

>>712345986
It's fun, but it's very clearly consumerist garbage infused with sex appeal made by bugpeople. Yes, I am racist.

>>712345975
But great value actually has good food.

>>712345148
There's even a version with QoS tattoos. Hope the guy makes more mods I can decorate Eve with

>>712346075
Is your bro homosexual?

>Removed ass
>angry expression
>thickened eyebrows, darkened skin
>Exploding escape pods removed
>Green iconography changed to blue
This is some Kirby level shit. I wonder what else Sony neutered behind the scenes

>keep hearing how the game is Korean nier Automata
>it plays nothing like Nier and the only thing in common is "android girl in apocalyptic city"

>>712345320
There's been a decent number of Nexus troons spamming the site with blacked menu screen replacers. Pretty pathetic.

>>712345148
>>712346253
You are gay and so is your samefagging.

>>712345980
it's just some Tiktok word like yapping.

>>712346406
>Aesthetics of Nier
>But with good gameplay
This is a bad thing why?

>>712346253
Kill yourself.

>>712346075
I have a few managers at my employer as steam friends so I'll be keeping Stellar Blade as a private purchase lmao, thanks Gaben

>>712342951
>men
all zoomers are still children
inb4
>m-m-MUH 18 IS AN ADULT

>>712345980
Is a zoomer thing, this generation has been addicted to porn since their early teens. They think everything they consume must be sexualized or stupidly ironic.
"Brain rot" isn't a meme, Zoomer brains are atrophying from all the stupid shit they consume.

>>712346586
>noooo they can't find out I'm straight it will ruin me

>>712346260
Would you play Stellar Blade in front of your family?

Porn addiction isnt funny or quirky. It is a mental illness that afflict men

>>712343165
isn't it obvious? if you don't do the work (to build a portfolio) and don't have a portfolio to show potential employers or clients (since your portfolio is literally the only thing that matters to them) then you WILL NOT get hired

>>712342732
Didnt expect futbol futbolu on /v/

>>712346476
let me guess
>"p-p-proxy!"

>>712346096
No. It's an unapologetic Nier Automata knockoff. It also has all that pretentious stuff, albeit in a watered-down form.

>>712345129
I don't play this type of game often but I'd much rather play this than nier or monster hunter or whatever other bullshit souls game people are into, so yes it's good, download the demo and find out for yourself, unless you're just baiting or a faggot sheep

Give her another hairstyle and put her in another costume and you can't tell who she is

Steamnumbers on weekend? 50k?

>>712345148
Sorry anon but I don't like niggers so I'm not installing your mod.

>>712347085
Depend of the chinks

>>712346269
How is she able to jump, and how is she not frozen in the space vacuum?

>>712346269
anon, please stop being so god damn retarded
please take a long hard look in the mirror and get your shit together

best deal for steam key?

>>712346687
I stopped caring about this stuff ever since my dad found the hentai manga I bought in a convention, at least my parents don't think I'm asexual/gay anymore

>>712347248
deals.gg

>>712341553 (OP)
>dead face

>>712345980
The word has lost its original meaning. Zoomers have been raised on advertiser-friendly media and TikTok (where using bad words gets you shadowbanned) so it has been ingrained into their brain to not use any bad no-no words which is why they constantly substitute them with other words.
"goofy ass" becomes "goofy ahh"
"masturbating" becomes "gooning"
"killing/murdering" becomes "unaliving"
"gay" becomes "zesty" or "sussy"
"horny" becomes "bricked up"
making horny comments about a woman's ass becomes "gyatt"
You get the idea.

>>712347085
100k easily, potentially 200k

>>712347187
>it just so coincidentally accidentally happens that the ass was censored on PS5 please stop noticing
No thanks shill

>>712347248
fanatical has it at $54 if you don't trust the shady reseller sites

>>712347248
Bought on cdkeys

>>712346892
this means nothing when there are
1. always multiple people from /trash/ doing this at the same time
2. multiple proxy sites that let you get a new ip with the click of a button

millions of brown* men

>>712346269

Sorry, and like plastic dolls, I prefer real women.

>>712341553 (OP)
>denuvo
flop

>>712341553 (OP)
Vindicus Defying Fate has done the same exact thing since the weekend. This isn't special.

>>712347773

>>712347798
I was honestly disappointed that the outfits for Fiona/Delia weren't even that sexy besides that one outfit that looks like Sophitia from Soul Calibur. So surprised that I looked up the dev updates and they were actively developing the game to be less horny

do I buy the game on steam just for the scarlet outfit? I already own it on ps5

>>712341553 (OP)
Do not waste your money on this goonerslop
https://youtu.be/4NgX_eN3gj8?si=w8GObQTGJEuUTol4

>>712348030
>they were actively developing the game to be less horny
I was leaning towards skip on this one if it ends up costing money but this would solidify it.

>>712348083
you made this post already, schizo >>712343741

>>712348083
>mom i posted it again!

>>712348083
Is this some breadtuber?

>>712348030
Dont get baited, Vindictus beta is still goon central.

>>712341553 (OP)
I'm ready.

>>712348130
>>712348302
Middle paragraph. It's still horny don't get me wrong with tit and thigh slider, the veins they modelled on the fat tits and the pantyshots, but the outfits themselves were honestly tame and disappointing. Was nice of them to let me colour Delia's panties hot pink though.

No I'm not baiting, just check the steam page for pic related.

I want to buy this but I can't justify $100 for a game.

>>712348538
well thank god its not 100$

I keep fapping to try and make the horny go away and stop myself from dickbuying this game but it's not working, help.

>>712348073
You buy it on steam to install mods

>>712348625
It is in the eurozone

>>712346687
yes and if you wouldn't then you have a different problem

>>712348632
You know what to do anon...

>>712348538
Never been to a strip club, huh champ? That’s okay. We all put on our boots one day

>>712348458
Hopefully they get some feedback from the players on this

>>712348625
yeah it is

>>712348851
They need to add some bikini armour to save face. That and fix the performance, truly a UE5 moment when I'm getting constant stutters and pop in with a 4080

>>712347425
>NOOOOOO MY HECKIN' SNOY CONSOLE GAME IS CENSORED AND WON'T ALLOW ME TO INSTALL ANY MOOOOODS
sounds like a personal problem

>>712341553 (OP)
>dlc releases basically at midnight for europoors
So dumb, could have just drop the update earlier today.

When has gooning replaced jerking off?

>>712349089
It didn't, the former is used exclusively by trannies

>>712341553 (OP)
I'm going to wait until there's a sale or someone makes a mod that gives Eve the ability to swell up and explode.

>>712348759
>>712348974
sounds like a you problem. i bought the complete edition for like 65 bucks on GMG a couple weeks back

>>712348974
>>712348625
It's surprisingly expensive. I'm kinda torn on waiting for a sale or supporting a dev that's willing to add so much sex appeal in their high budget game. It's rare.

>>712341553 (OP)
>goon to a game you can't play with one hand
I don't get it. Even metroidvania goon games make no sense to me.

>>712349082
>it's ok when Sony does it
One less exclusive, troon.

>>712349302
It's about building discipline

>>712349067
i'd try this but i'd go to jail

>>712341814
>american
>chink grammar

>>712349302
Playibg with a hard-on is a particular feel

>>712349302
I rack up a surprising amount of hours in games I mod cause I constantly stop to admire my character

>>712341604
Just get a free offline activation, anon...

>was planning on buying this game
>have two friends begging me to buy nightreign
>only have money atm for one game not two
>buy nightreign
>we only played it that one day

>>712345070
Yeah. For Sega

>>712341913
wawaweewa

>>712349282
just buy the game anon, you can forego a couple of decaf iced americanos and avocado toasts this month

>>712349752
Refund it dog. Even if you go over the 2 hour limit by a couple hours I've had refunds accepted

>>712345070
sega never removes it and capcom removes it two years after the last updates.

>>712349924
>can buy an avocado for $0.99
>can buy bread for a couple of bucks a loaf
>avocado toast is $43 for a crumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxGM3H8jN10

>>712349359
way to move the goalposts zoom zoom, nobody here is saying that what your faggot console manufacturer is doing to faggotize their games is ok
I on the other hand get to enjoy big titties in 4K at 144Hz while you play with your toy you got from your mommy and daddy as a Christmas present

>>712346586
>1319x2196

>>712349924
I actually drink a long black (what we call a standard americano) . You're right about the avo on toast though. It's just weird to pay so much, but I guess this is normal for CoD and FIFA fags

>>712350009
I don't pay THAT much but yes I am certainly paying for convenience and little extra shit they put on

>>712350009
yeah but it tastes good while I enjoy the """""vibes""""" of the new hip, modern, chic, trans ally restaurant
(unironically)

>>712349752
I'm sorry, anon.

>>712349752
2 hours playtime 2 weeks purchase is just for automatic refunds. If you're over that, you can still hope for a human to approve it. Just say your friends bailed on you and the single player is unplayable (because it mostly is)

>>712350204
Lmao already selling my PS5 disc faggot. Having box art was the only thing stopping me but knowing it's fucked with was the last straw. PC version is superior and it didn't even have to try.

>>712341553 (OP)
>millions
lol

Do they add additional outfits and DLC to the game post release? Or is this already the "GOTY" or complete edition

>>712341553 (OP)
incel thread

>>712342093
>uni
No one here calls it that, britbong.

>>712350347
you might like an aerocano anon, look it up and consider asking your local barista to hook you up with this "secret menu item"
just brew the espresso directly over ice and then add water and put it under the frother, when prepared this way it's honestly something else

>>712341913
You know how I know this game was made for coomers? They didn't put any effort into making the boob physics actually good, because they know coomers will coom to it anyway.

>>712350720
maybe you don't if you've never been to uni

>>712350861
Which games have better boob physics?

>>712341553 (OP)
I'm not installing malware on my PC.

>>712350861
that's modded
there are lots of outfits that tighten up or loosen up the bust

>>712350861
how much more jiggle physics could you possibly want anon???

>>712346109
Which is better than the gay sex appeal of Western games.
>Consumerist
Video games are intrinsically consumerist.

>>712346075
You could have just privated the game

>>712341553 (OP)
It might be a nice game but i am not paying the goon+politics tax of 70 dollars for it. I'll get it later down the line when it gets a discount.

I will personally crack it for Eve's sake. Jarvis, pull up cheat engine and my hex editor, it's time to take down Denuvo.

>>712351182
They're account sharing, what would it have done?

>>712345975
your analogy doesn't work, because in almost all cases, generic store brand food is made with the same ingredients, in the same places as regular name brands. It's how the factories can run full shifts and make a profit because otherwise they'd be making less

>>712341553 (OP)
It wont surpass Veilguard numbers

>>712352190
based

>>712344920
dead space remake got pirated in the same way with the demo token iirc

DEI flopped
Coomchads won

>>712348458
Vindictus is only fun because right now the alpha plays llike a traditional real video game.
>just play the game and unlock tons of cool stuff and dyes
I imagine every single outfit and dye will be monetized heavily and the game is not worth it at that point.

Now if it was just a box price game and loaded with content like the alpha? absolutely worth it but I'm pretty sure just to get everything in the alpha you will probably have to drop at the least 3 grand.

By the time it comes out GTA6 online will be available and no one is going to play gachaslop or heavily'd MxT'd garbage asian games over that.

>>712341553 (OP)
More like 300k, doubt it sells a million on steam

How long is the game? I'm still finishing up AI limit before I start Stellar Blade and then there's more I need to play afterwards

>>712352916
i think you might be underestimating the asian market with this game

>>712352965
Playing video games isn't a job.

>>712352965
like 20 hours if you just rush the main story, 30-40 if you do side quests etc.
and then there is also new game+ which has more content

>>712352965
20-30 hours. The game encourages you to NG+ with an unlockable hard mode and more NG+ exclusive outfits. I think they're adding NG++ outfits with pc release too

>>712341553 (OP)
Complete global saturation
of cum

>>712341553 (OP)
>4channies still stupidly believing they represent the rest of the world

>"UR ALL DEGENERATE LIKE ME! WUT U THINK UR BETTER THAN EVERYONE??"

No. Yes.

>>712352837
The same thing happened to the last descendant. Very fun game when it was in beta and we got all the cool shit. Now it died even with the dopamine fried retards who spam it here. I really wanted to enjoy that game but i can't over just how badly they try to suck your wallet dry

>>712353716
Coom games should be single player though. That was the real issue with TFD. No, Overwatch is not a full coom game. It's coom adjacent.

>>712353716
Shit that game died? I mean it's Nexon so I wasn't expecting good things but did they jew the game to death as usual

>>712343449
barneyfag isn't even bad. he only spams the threads specifically created to bait him

>>712354130
https://vindictus.nexon.net/
Nexon may be a lot of things but they don't really kill their games except for maplestory 2

>>712344232
This is what happens when you make youtube your whole career but don't wanna sell out to the algorithm

>>712341553 (OP)
Had to buy lies of pee dlc because those idiots put malware in their game, fuck denuvo and stellar blade.

>>712353716
The same thing happened to Mecha Break.

>>712351808
>because in almost all cases, generic store brand food is made with the same ingredients
It is hilarious that people spout this misconception as if it is 100% true in all scenarios. How about you go eat a fucking oreo then a "great value twist and shout" and tell me they taste the same you disingenuous double nigger?
And just because two different brands are made in the same factory does not mean they use the same quality of ingredients nor have the same QC protocols. You literally are just repeating shit you've read from fluff articles online like a little Redditor retard.

>>712341553 (OP)
I can't afford to goon this week. I'll buy it next week.

>>712355093
God that shit was worse than I could have imagined. Fucking up the main game in favor of extraction slop ruined it for me completely. The first beta was absolute peak but they just had to go and turn it into garbage.

>>712341553 (OP)
>gooning
when did zoomers co-opt cooming?

>>712347364
language changes

>>712341604
Lo odio.

>>712345148
>2000 unique DLs
grim

>>712355468
gooning originates from here nigga. and its not the same as cooming. how new are you

>>712355632
you are a brown zoomer. They're used in the exact same context

>not in first place on it's launch day
I'm predicting a 9k player peak in just a few hours

>>712355619
fandango

>>712355708
how they are used and what they mean are two different things. and again, gooning originates from this website lil fuck nigga newfag

>>712341553 (OP)
I just want a mod where she piss on enemies, preferably as a killer move against enemies

>>712355632
NTA but from what I understand gooning comes from something awful. In terms of how it's used by most people now, it refers to the act of masturbating in general, whereas cooming refers to the act of ejaculating.

>>712353964
sex appeal in multiplayer games is fine the issue is corps only want to push sex appeal if it makes them dosh and they end up making the gameplay suffer while trying to focus on heavily monetized sex appeal.

If you make a good game that also happens to have sex appeal then you will become very rich.

>>712355801
again, they're used interchangeably. gooner blew up on tik Tok and reddit
>newfag
you are a brown zoomer lol. I've been browsing since 2007

>>712341553 (OP)
isn't it amazing how both sides act like "gooning" is a righwing thing?
even though there's moments of tradcaths bitching about porn or troons pretending to be "sex positive"?

>>712356052
>I've been an abject failure for 20 years!
cool flex, bro

I was going to give it a pirate, but as it has denuvo I guess I won't play it
because I wasn't gonna buy it anyways, but a free sample is a free sample

>>712355861
I could see a market for that. Especially with all the fruity multiplayer games that have done well recently like Valorant. I would have expected that "real" multiplayer games could only exist by focusing on raw gameplay, like for example CS, but that seems to be changing somewhat. I'd rather a coomer multiplayer game be popular than a flamboyant one like Valorant, although I don't think either one is for me personally.

>>712341604
>being Indian

ISHYGDDT

>>712341553 (OP)
>MILLIONS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712356630

>>712341553 (OP)
>can't even beat pubg
this is so sad, it should be so free for a new game to hit first place lmao
coomers and chuds also have standards

Didn't bother playing the demo, how's the performance? Would I be able to play it decently on my 4060 laptop or should I only bother with my desktop?

>>712343323
>He's jacking off to the thought of brown people
Lmao, dude out the Maga hat down.

>>712357405
The performance is horrible. You won't be able to play it on either your laptop or desktop.

>>712341553 (OP)
>3 more hours

>>712357405
Very well optimised game honestly. No fucking idea how it'd run on your shit though since I have zero knowledge about laptop gpus

>>712357360
I can see this game beat xvi

>>712357360
>3rd place only behind 2 free-to-play juggernauts
That's pretty incredible, desu. It's a full priced game.

>>712357641
4 more hours you mean. I know this cause that's when my work shift starts...

Just wait for the weekend to arrive and the numbers will rise.

>>712357643
Cool, if it's optimized it'll probably be fine. The 4060 mobile is sort of an anomaly in that it's almost exactly as performant as the desktop version (probably because it kinda sucks to begin with). Just wasn't sure if the port was a disaster like a lot of shit from Asia.

>>712357137
Are you just completely forgetting that Marvel Rivals exists?

>>712358458
There's benchmarks you can look up on youtube regards the demo, but I think you'll be fine.

>>712343896
If you don't meet your quotas while WFH, you get the axe. It just means you can be more relaxed and flexible. I prefer to do all my tasks for the next three days in a single day, working after dinner until I go to bed etc, then I have two full days where I only have to speak to clients in the evening very rarely

>>712357360
Pubg announced some skin event today: https://www.pubg.com/en/news/8727
CS is in middle of the its major which has limited time stickers/signatures and increased overall engagement. So it's hard to say how bad third place really is in these conditions. I can say pubg ins usually not at #1

>>712358605
I'm not forgetting it, how is it relevant? Do you think it's a coom game because it isn't.

>>712341553 (OP)
nice
>>712341604
not nice

>>712341553 (OP)
>Denuvo gookslop
>millions

>>712359060
If Marvel Rivals isn't a coom game then neither is Stellar blade.

What does sex with girls feel like?

i prefer wfh cause it keeps faggots off the road

its a small price to pay to have to listen to them online

>>712341553 (OP)
The game isn’t that good. You’d have known this if you played it over a year ago like most of the world.

>>712357832
> It's a full priced game.
It's not incredible you dumb retarded cunt
Fucking dragon age was able to hit first place
This is daily sales you stupid retard
If you can't outsell f2p slop 3 hours before release you're far from incredible

>>712359115
Rivals isn't even age restricted on Steam. All the characters are ugly and male-chinned btw

>>712341553 (OP)
I will be playing Pseudoregalia instead

>>712359353
See >>712358970

>>712359413
>All the characters are ugly and male-chinned btw
It must suck that you have to literally lie to yourself so you can identify with your "side" in the culture war.

>>712359523
Are you OK? Video games? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>712341553 (OP)
I have gooner bait fatigue. Too many games sell themselves on only sex appeal and nothing else nowadays. Hopefully this trend ends soon.

>>712359717
Instead of feigning ignorance you should just not reply. Makes you look like less of a retarded nigger.

>>712342951
this. it was always cringe, but when my friends unironically started using that word then it was just disgusting

Is it true that you have to play this 4-5 times to unlock all of the costumes?

How do you even? Does it have a NG+?

>>712342951
yeah, pisses me off as well. Makes searching for "specific" content difficult. Not everyone is a gooner, that's not how this works.

>>712346597
I'm in Generation Z and I'm 27 and turn 28 this year. You might be retarded. You also clearly don't know what "gooning" means.

>>712342951
I always thought it was people who made it a point to edge for a really long time, basically to the point of hours of slow jerking.

>>712341553 (OP)
I really hope Stellar Blade does well on PC, but I'm sure it will. Would be cool to see it on Xbox someday.

but metroid prime 4 doesn't release until later this year

>>712341553 (OP)
nortubel > stellar blade

>>712357832
Even the biggest flops managed to take first place for a couple of days on release, but SBs budget is also not as high as Failtard and Asscreed.

>>712360914
>compares stellar blade to a literal who ms paint looking pos
yeah weak b8 m8 I r8 1/8

>>712359802
>Rival is a sexual game!
>No it isn't, it isn't even age restricted
>Shut up culture war nazi ACK ACK ACK!
This is how you sound. A game that has women in semi revealing clothing is not a "coomer game" unless you are 12 years old. Most of the so called "coomer" characters were added after the initial release and hype. The entire appeal of the game is for children to play as Spiderman and Captain America.

>>712341604
Just wait six months
>But i need to coom NOW!!!
then buy it

>>712361848
Implying a game has to be age restricted as a prerequisite to being obvious gooner bait is a false premise and obviously only spouted by you for ulterior motives. The fact that you then spewed another stupid talking point about the characters in Rivals being "le male chinned!" outed you instantly. Quit feigning ignorance.

>>712341553 (OP)
>haha im gooning!!!!
>i pay money to companies for shitty porn gacha!!!
>haha i jerk my little weiner off every day, do you get it?
>im addicted to porn, haha xDDDD
>lololol i looooove masturbating!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Take a look in the god damn mirror. You are cattle; no, you're worse than cattle. You're literally oxygen-sucking wastes of space and blights on society. Take fucking control of your life and stop being such pathetic god damn faggots.

>>712347886
He is right though.

>>712362418
the demo was fun tho

>>712362418
>You're literally oxygen-sucking wastes of space and blights on society
You flatterer you

>>712362418
>El cerebro roto americano

>>712341604
oh well, I guess I'll just use whats left on my pocket to pay a japanese slut to 1-on-1 with me on FC2

>>712362061
>another stupid talking point about the characters in Rivals being "le male chinned!" outed you instantly.
In what universe is this not male chinned faggot? And this wasn't even the main point of my comment which you completely ignored in your first response to sperg about "le culture war!" It's literally a "btw" point that any normal person would see as a secondary.
>game has to be age restricted as a prerequisite to being obvious gooner bait
Yes, because if no sexual areas are revealed and it is all just "bait" then it is not a "full coom game" by my own definition which if you read the thread is what started this part of the thread:
>Overwatch is not a full coom game. It's coom adjacent
Rivals is nowhere near as "coomer bait" as overwatch. This is why you faggots are so hated, constantly looking for things to get mad about in a literal coomer thread crying that posters ITT want actual coom games and not Timmy's first jack off session tier arousal. Kill yourself faggot you are the culture warrior here.

>>712363458
>Rivals is nowhere near as "coomer bait" as overwatch.
You are literally fucking retarded.

>>712363567
There's literally an entire wikipage dedicated to Overwatch porn you brain dead faggot:
>Nathan Grayson of Kotaku stated that Overwatch makes for "good porn" because of its colorful cast of characters with distinct visual styles. Grayson pointed out that the game features a higher-than-average number of female characters, many of which wear skin-tight clothing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwatch_and_pornography
The game started getting massive amounts of porn before it had even released, stop being a retard. It still doesn't change that it's not an actual coom game because it doesn't go anywhere even close to Stellar Blade. And the same it true of Rivals which again is a literal superhero children's game for children.

>>712364361
I forgot Blizzard has overwatch porn SFMs in their game. By your logic Fortnite is the biggest coomer game because it has even more porn than Overwatch.

>>712341553 (OP)
so i picked up a quarter of some of this french shit gonna get faded and play this genuinely hyped haven't pre-ordered anything in a very very long time so its new to me shift up deserves it though so i was more than happy to pick up the complete edition i also really enjoy gallery shooters so nikke is one of my guilty pleasures.

>>712364480
>Blizzard has overwatch porn SFMs in their game
Do you even know what SFM means? Why are zoomers so retarded?

>>712364614
Source Filmmaker, which is the colloquial term used for porn utilizing ripped 3d character models because they were all made in SFM for half a decade before more skilled animators started using Blender instead. But no one says "Pornographic Overwatch Blender Animations." They say "SFMs." Am I going too fast for you?

>>712341553 (OP)
I'm already pre-gooning

>>712349752
you're weak to peer pressure

>>712358458
brother i ran stellar blade demo on very high settings with shadows maxed out on my laptop with a 1660ti and i never dipped under 60 shift up did fucking magic on this shit one of the most well optimized games i've ever played.

>>712364743
Nobody even uses SFM anymore so why still use that term? Also the sentence "Blizzard has overwatch porn source film makers in their game" makes zero sense. You're retarded.

>>712341553 (OP)
Asian women don't look like this without loads of plastic surgery

>>712364924
>Nobody even uses SFM anymore so why still use that term?
Try translating "colloquialism" into Portuguese or whatever other nigger monkey language is your native tongue. This will answer the second part of your post as well.

>>712364743
retard

>>712364743
>They say "SFMs"
who are 'they'? retards?

>>712365115
People who have been part of the scene since you were still a twinkle in your Dad's eye, faggot.

>>712365056
>cars become a thing
>"i will still call them horse carriages"
>why? thats retarded
>"its le colloquialism, you wouldnt understand"

>reddditbob

>>712364743
>anon makes retarded statement, usually due to a semantic error
>defends it to the death instead of admitting he messed up because he's brown
My favourite kind of retardation!

the wmaf propaganda will NOT work on me
STOP posting lewd eves

>>712365242
People still use phrases like "rolling up" a car window or "hanging up" a smart phone. I'm sorry you're too much of an ESL retard to understand what a colloquialism is. Now that you've learned the phrase, I'm sure you'll see them constantly in your day to day life!

Cant wait for the literal porn of Eve and friends being raped by tentacles and monsters

>>712364480
Why do you think so much porn was created even before the release of the game faggot? How the fuck is this less "gooner bait" then the Rivals childrens game? And why are you being so disingenuous? Every time I reply you only reply to a single point when I make multiple points, starting from my very first reply. And you only respond to the side point arguments such as the chin comment which was "btw" or whether Rivals is "more" "gooner bait" than Overwatch when the actual point was that are not nearly as sexual in nature to being with as Stellar blade, which was the point I was making there? And then in this reply where the point about people making porn of Overwatch was to show how sexualized the game is because of course sexual games are more likely to be more sexualized. And then you respond to a point I didn't make which is that the game itself is not porn, which is the point I was explicitly not making?

>>712365661
monstercucks should simply kill themselves

>>712365242
lol

>>712341553 (OP)
Are there any tasteful tactical/armored outfits that are still sexy? Anything with masks or helmets?

>>712365661
>i cant wait to look up and consume weird fetish porn that fucking disgusts me
why are you like this?

>>712365719
You've fucked yourself over by making such a long post because now it is abundantly clear your grasp of the English language is tenuous at best. I'm not going to argue why the safe horny game is less gooner bait than the game with literal fucking buttcheeks hanging out of their outfits.

>>712364743
Nobody calls individual porn videos "SFMs" nice job outing yourself retard

>>712365424
>calling people who speak more languages than you do "retards"
cope and shart, tub of lard. cope and shart.

>>712365661
>Cant wait for the literal porn of Eve
as opposed to... figurative porn?

1.011 Update Details for PS5 Users

Boss Challenge: Mann has been added.
- Available after the first playthrough. Defeat Mann to acquire one new outfit for EVE.
New cosmetics can be acquired during gameplay:
- 25 new outfits for EVE
- 9 new accessories for EVE
The Digital Artbook is available after completing the first playthrough
Photo Mode improvements and new features have been added
- 3 new facial expressions for EVE
- 4 new poses for EVE and Lily
- Preset saving function added
- Up to 6 lights can now be used
Three new BGM tracks, “Lullaby of Secret”, “Just Fine”, and “Blur”, have been added to the turntable and are available for listening at the camp
Lip-sync for Chinese voiceover is now supported.
Japanese voiceover can now be selected in all regions.
Key mapping functionality has been added for the DualSense controller.
A fall prevention feature has been added (can be toggled On/Off via options) to enhance the platforming experience.
Various other bug fixes.
#StellarBlade #PS5 #Update

>>712347161
shes a robot

>>712344129
By that definition the last real Denuvo crack was like 2 years ago. Every other "cracked" Denuvo game since 2023 has just used a demo bypass.

>>712347613
>when she sees ur benis :((

>>712365982
>your grasp of the English language is tenuous at best
Show one grammar error in that post faggot
>I'm not going to argue
yeah because you have no arguments to argue with
>less gooner bait than the game with literal fucking buttcheeks hanging out of their outfits
That isn't even the fucking argument nigger the point is that it is in the same category. I think it is more "bait" than rivals but the actual point is that it is still just bait and not actually a coom game unlike Stellar Blade. The fact that you think seeing someone's ass makes something a coom game shows you are either a 12 year old or a sexless AGP tranny. Let me phrase it this way: why is Stellar Blade rated M and Rivals and Overwatch rated Teen? Is it a grand conspiracy by culture warriors?

>>712342093
im sorry brah

>>712366640
>not actually a coom game unlike Stellar Blade.
Uhm akshually by MY definition of coom game stellar blade isn't a coom game because it doesn't have penis in vagina sex scenes. By the way the grammar mistakes start as early as the second sentence in your post.

I played it on PS5 when it first came out and enjoyed it. I have no reason to buy it on PC and play it again.

Not to butt into an argument between two autists, since that is one of the more enjoyable classic 4chan spectacles, but...
Since when did poor grammar become a sign of ESLs anyway
I thought americans were notorious for their illiteracy and embarrassingly poor grasp of the only language they've ever known, what with their frequent misuse of "they're" and "your", among other things

>>712365363

>>712365998
Sure thing newfag

For me it's Lily

>>712341553 (OP)
It's hilariously easy to tell when an action game is Korean made. It usually has flashy, glowy attacks and shit.

>>712367163
Uh yeah this isn't wmaf propaganda...

>>712341553 (OP)
I mean they were gonna be gooning anyway, why are you so upset?

>>712366793
>not a single argument anymore
At least in the last posts you tried to find a strawman to respond to.
>Uhm akshually by MY definition of coom game stellar blade isn't a coom game because it doesn't have penis in vagina sex scenes
Obvious bait but I'll reply anyway. M is for mature. It's a clear distinction between the two games. You can argue that the rating is invalid but you would have to actually give a reason why instead of "you can see her ass!" Wow, you can see her ass, 100 Timmies just creamed their shorts. Let's look at the offical ESRB website:
>Marvel Rivals is rated T for Teen by the ESRB, meaning the content is generally suitable for ages 13 and up. The game includes Content Descriptors for cartoon violence and suggestive themes. This means that the content in Marvel Rivals will often be similar to Marvel’s other media, like (most of) the movies, TV shows and comic books. There is a comic book-ish flavor to the visuals and gameplay that makes the altercations in the game colorful and unrealistic. Of course, if your kids are sensitive to fisticuffs of all kinds it may be helpful to look up some additional videos or reviews to make sure it’s a good fit for your family.
https://www.esrb.org/blog/a-parents-guide-to-marvel-rivals/
Wow, it's a kids game and on essentially the same level as all marvel media. I'm absolutely shocked that a Children's game was in fact for children. In the UK it's PEGI 12 while Stellar Blade is PEGI 18. Keep coping though.

>>712367841
Geez, I wonder why the game with blood and gore is rated M+

Just got home from the wagie cagie, is the DLC out already or does it all unlock at the same time?

>>712349282
Fanatical is cheaper by a few dollars
https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/stellar-blade
https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/stellar-blade-complete-edition

>>712367134
im just insanely lazy and refuse to proofread my posts i need to hire an editor.

>>712368008
Dlc comes out in about an hour

SB's character models are ugly. Objectively.

Not buying the pc version until there's a playable Raven mod desu

>>712368158
Cool. I'll probably be locked out of actually doing it since I'm at the end of the game, will have to beat it and start NG++ in the next couple days. Maybe I'll be lucky and get to at least collect some costumes/do some side stuff in the other areas before i start over

>>712366326
>Digital Artbook
neat

>>712366326
>Japanese voiceover can now be selected in all regions.
HOLY SHIT, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
This was my second biggest complaint about the game, first being you couldn't entirely remove the pony tail and it made some outfits look stupid. I also hated the way the gun removed you target lock whenever you pulled it out, but they fixed that ages ago. I literally have no complaints about this game anymore

>>712368001
Holy shit the level of cope her is insane.
ESRB:
>The game depicts some female characters in revealing costumes (e.g., deep cleavage; skintight, flesh-toned body suits), with breasts that jiggle during combat.
Korea (Game Management Committee):
>* Direct sexual expression
>- There is direct sexual expression of body exposure, such as a female character’s outfit showing her naked body
https://www.grac.or.kr/Statistics/Popup/Pop_ReasonInfo.aspx?0cb2e028971e884ad477fec332d5c3aaa6c813a6a053e8e5ec12581d53453bb0
Same with Japan's rating.

hope one of the denuvo offline sites adds it tonight

>>712368737

HOLY

I'm honestly glad all you guys are getting to play this now, its fucking stupid it was console locked to begin with. I love Nier, Sekiro and hot asian women so it almost felt like this game was made for me, if you like any of those things you should have a good time

>>712369794
It's okay Snoyfriend, even if it had taken longer I was just happy a good game with nice fanservice was out there.
Glad it's on PC though. but
>still not unlocked
Who fucking unlocks a game this late. Fucking Koreans.

>>712370026
>Who fucking unlocks a game this late.
I was surprised by this as well, but also happy - i spent the day working and didnt even come home to spoilers, but they probably based it on korea time. The CEO gave his crew the day off to play some game that came out last year, so maybe he actually did want it to come out after work so people weren't distracted/calling out for it, who knows

>>712370254
Those dang Asians.

5k player count calling it now

>>712369541

>muh streamcharts
Absolutely desperate to be validated lmao

>>712344606
sega doesnt remove denuvo because they purchased the license before it became sub based

all sega games, including yakuza, persona and sonic will ship with denuvo and keep it indefinitely, they only removed it from sonic mania and the first few yakuza games due to fan demand

KINO

>>712369541
>>712368737
Hmm I think I will date robots

>>712370483
Given the position on the sales charge I'd wager it's gonna at least hit 5 digits anon. Obviously that's a huge interval (10k to 90k) but I don't think you'll stay at 4 digits.

eve is married?

>>712371283
Didn't know that. Good for SEGA I suppose.
I think the biggest issue I've got with Denuvo is that they've sold themselves as necessary and I imagine publishers end up paying an arm and a leg for a bad service.

>>712371531
I just black listed sega from the steam store so I don't see their games anymore, couldn't care less about cuckold publishers honestly

>>712368790
anon you know you can just do that workaround yourself right

Bros...30 minutes...

mann is very easy but he's a cool looking guy and the fight is a friendly kino spar

>>712371474
Her butthole is married to my tongue.

>>712353709
you ARE here though and by proxy a degenerate

>>712368841

>>712371729
SEGA does total war so I still buy their stuff

I AM SPEED

For today, and today only I bestow the honorific of best korea onto worst korea

>>712341604
I
>ps5fags beta testing the game
shall
>pcfags beta testing the lewd mods
wait
>100+ pages of high quality mods once the game is finally cracked

>>712366382
Thats spoilers retard

>>712372159
waiting patiently as well, anon.

so... everyone is fine with adam's sloppy seconds now ?

>20 minutes until the gooning starts

>>712359353
>daily sales
>f2p
huh?

billions, perhaps trillions

10 mins bros..

>>712370561

eve is now my wife sorry to that meme guy. anon always gets the girl

>>712341553 (OP)
NEW THREAD >>712374134

>>712374162
nigger we aren't even at bump limit

>>712374162
>not even near bump limit
retard

IT'S TIM-
>installation
The poles did this.

>>712349067
Wtf is this game and what is that nigger-esqe emote?

>>712374216
Feels bad man, been hungover and waiting all day

>>712343403
My issue with denuvo is being forced to be on the latest version of the game. Anything that devs decide to do I'm forced to just take it instead of being able to just stay on an older version.
I only ever bought two denuvo games Nier Automata and this

>>712370026
>Who fucking unlocks a game this late. Fucking Koreans
all asians by and large have a preference for the west coat of the US so they release their shit when it's convenient for them. pretty great in my opinion

>>712374492
Wanna know what's worse
I installed it on my external HDD
Because I figured "hey it's just the load times, I can cope just fine, it's not as if it's online or anything"

>>712371949
age of empires > total cuck

MORE LIKE STELLAR FLOP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
EAT SHIT CHUDS

>>712374690
My game won't even let me play yet.

>>712374632
>I installed it on my external HDD
>Because I figured "hey it's just the load times, I can cope just fine, it's not as if it's online or anything"
Bro, 1TB solid state drives are cheap as fuck. What's the deal man?

>>712374690
Only if that shit is coming from Eve

>>712374162
this shit gets you warned btw, starts to get a thread labeled as a general and deleted. i know you're a sperg and want to be the OP of a thread with a lot of replies for the sad dopamine boost but relax

>>712374632
SSD has been mandatory for half a decade

>>712374810
It was a gift actually. I didn't even have an external.

Is the Complete Edition DLC all cosmetic or does it have any new content gameplay-wise?

should I go with Japanese or Korean?

>>712371936

>>712374632
Damn RIP anon... we will goon in your honor

>>712374974
Whatever language you can actually understand. Anything else makes no sense.

>>712343085
This I literally bullshitted my dad for 3 years that I was applying to jobs, then I finally decided to get one and applied to two jobs and got offers from each.

>>712375029
Nah it's good alreday 20% done. It's a good external hdd.

>>712341604
save me troonpress

>>712374969
nier DLC which is just cosmetic and a few collection things, and the Nikke DLC which just came out and has new boss fights and stuff. no one is really sure how much yet

>>712375087
I'm not american so I can actually read

>>712350971
From recent memory
The first descendant
Mecha break
That vindictus playtest game
Wild life

>>712374963
>It was a gift actually. I didn't even have an external.
That's cool, just buy some Seagate internal SSD drives. You can literally store 10-15 enormous games on them and swap them out on the fly. I put colored stickers on mine and wrote a game library "card" in a bottle journal of mine to know what is where. Go for the 8tb barracuda HDD for small emulators and the Kingston SSDs for the latest games. Make sure not to buy RAID server drives though.

>>712375601
there is so much wrong with this post that i dont even know where to begin lol

I won't play it till there is a Hard R Shop Restoration Mod

>>712375601
I get that I'd be better off but it's not as if my main boot SSD is full or anything, and I'm not that bothered overall
I used to run Total War Warhammer 2 off an HDD. It sort of immunized me to that stuff.

>>712375619
Why can't that be me?

>>712375823
>I used to run Total War Warhammer 2 off an HDD. It sort of immunized me to that stuff.
I got ha. I'm actually making a Rom/PC game library and have about 24TB of space that I'm filling up. 2 8TB and 2 4TB. My solid states are for current high end gaming.

>>712375745
Elaborate?

>>712373543

>>712376457
Her tits + my face
Do the math

>>712345148
It needs sex mods to go along with it.

>>712376367
Nah, too lazy. The only thing that I will say is that Seagate is the worst brand to choose, especially when it comes to HDDs. They have consistently had the highest failure rates among all brands for years.

>>712374978

>>712341553 (OP)
Her ass is perfect but those breasts are a bit too small.

>>712377246
>They have consistently had the highest failure rates among all brands for years.
I've never had a HDD failure. Which brands would you recommend? If you recommend a Chinese owned brand, I swear to God...

>>712377463
western digital all the way

>>712362418
Best part, is the coomers that upload the mod webms. So you payed $60 and spend a few hours to get your rocks off, then I can just goon to the webm once a week later for free. IF I remember or care. Masturbating for me is not an olympic even like it Is for these goobers.

Anyone figure out how to access the Nikke DLC yet? It's installed, but I'm not finding anything from it in Xion or Great Desert.

>>712345148
Fucking retard Asians hate niggers. Fucked Korean, Japanese, Taiwanese, mainland Chinese, even Indonesian and Thai. Every single time they saw a nigger in the street they would scowl and curse under their breath (I'm in yurop)

brutal mogging

>>712341604
What is denuvo? I see people complain about it but what is it. Is it a computer thing?

Scarlet's looking fine

>>712377649
>western digital all the way
Hmm. Model recommendation?

>>712378132
Is this a mod or new outfit? Holy fuck it works well on her

>>712378701
wd red hdds for storage, wd black m2 ssds for speed

>>712378791
yes

whats wrong with her neck lmao

>>712379052
Secret Persona collab

The Automata DLC was on PS5 right? Did it have bossfights and stuff or am I good just getting the basic edition instead

>>712379182
Nier DLC is costumes only, Nikke DLC has costumes and the Scarlet boss.

>>712378817
Those HDD are 44% more expensive than the barracuda. Seems a bit steep, but the blacks are PCIe so maybe I can make them fit... I have the second largest motherboard size. My tower is VERY snug and I wonder if I can fit those blacks in with my graphics card...

>>712379383
WD blue hdds are also fine, even if the reds are more durable

>>712342951
same shit happened to
weebs
normalfag
goons
and more words I forgot

>>712378132
damn, it even has the cyber cape? now i have to beat that bastard

>>712349569
>60% of americans are literally illiterate
>40% of americans sleep in the carboard box
>not 3rd world
LEMAO

>>712341553 (OP)
trillions will die today

:)

>>712341604
>Third worlder using DRM as a cope

>>712378187
Just a cope. The same people complaining about denuvo will instantly shill the latest Chinese gatcha slop with root access to your PC. They just don't want to spend money because there broke.

>>712346809
oh so just get hired first so you can successfully apply for a job in the future

>>712341716
i have 4k in my bank but im with >>712341604 also they censored their own game (as a erotic gacha creator LMAO)

>>712379550
Now the blues I could get behind, but they're a slightly more expensive equivalent of the barracudas. Just barely more expensive. Have you seen any performance difference between them?

>>712383972
>4k in my bank
In which third world shithole is this a flex? Or are you 16?

>>712341604
Based. Buying multiple copies.

>>712375497
>Wild life
actual mvp of boob physics
>The first descendant
>vindictus
At first I thought those two were the same game because the characters looked so fucking samey and lame

I thought I'd finally seen the last of this uncanny piece of gooner shit.

>>712384686
Baited for this exact reply.

i thought you fags said it would be cracked by now

>>712386432
No one said that. Your options are PS5, steam or key sites, denuvo won the anti piracy battle years ago.

>>712387248
>No one said that.

>>712343716 said so

>>712342093
>i apply for jobs all the time and never get word back
Listen closely, anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbFEgFajGU

>>712368841
this outfit is sex beyond belief

Whites won.

>>712379052
Post the nudes

>>712387637
I'm more impressed by her skin texture ingame

the new mann boss fight is pretty cool, reminds me a lot of isshin

>>712387891
How do you fight him? Is he just a new final boss?

>>712388103
boss challenge, not in the main game at all. i guess that means you have to have beat it to unlock that mode

Blade Development Kit.

>>712387793
Yeah, it's something alright. This might be the first game that makes me want to get a 4k monitor.

Where's the porn with Eve, Tachy and Raven?

>>712387637
what a slut

I remember them censoring outfits right before ps5 launch or something
has that been reversed yet

>gooner mod
meh, where is my performance fix mod

Anyone here with an AMD card? How does it perform?

>>712391502
are you using DLSS/FSR? The only alternative is FXAA and TAA, both of which are worse than DLSS/FSR. And native will have so many jaggies that it's not even worth considering for deferred rendering engines (every modern game) until you unironically play at 8-16k native res

>>712391575
it run smooth 45fps on deck, medium graphic for both character and environmental texture

Respect to hagmaxxers

call me when there's a mod that ONLY adds slight areola peek to all outfits where possible

>>712391675
I'm thinking of getting an AMD card. NVIDIA has reached peak jew prices where I live.

>>712341553 (OP)
Great game for 50 bucks. Loving it so far. Thanks GMG. And thanks to CreamAPI I have all the DLC (complete edition) for no additional cost (blocked all the .exes in the game folder inbound and outbound in my firewall just to be safe, but there is no need). Plus with modding I was able to fix Eve who now has a larger better shaped booty, smaller boobies, more muscle tone and converted her gook face to white. Love PC gaming.

>>712345129
>Okay, coomer shit aside, is the game actually good? Non-coomer answers only please.
Combat is like Near Atomato but better animated, flashier and generally more entertaining (to me). Story is a little silly but good enough and doesn't get in the way of my Cuh-rAy-ZeE-lite combat. Isn't really near DMC tier combat but it is closer to it than Near Atomato was which is good. Exploration is somewhat there, I do enjoy combing over the map to find all the loot. The gore is nice. You have options to parry, counter, and dodge which all have enhanced versions for extra damage (like Bayonetta). The game has an outrageous amount of options to tune it to your liking both visually and input wise. All in all it is one of the best PC ports in a while, runs great and plays well. Not the best game, 8/10 though for someone who likes action games.