>>712350627 (OP)gettin stuck in da mud
aa im stuck
help me im stuck
>>712350627 (OP)looks like greta
>>712350627 (OP)Kojima is a fucking hack
>>712350627 (OP)Is that the cruller!?
>>712350627 (OP)Art imitates AI slop
>>712350627 (OP)The face is what breaks the immersion. Coreography-wise it's the same as Kojima has been since MGS2. Ironic that the supposedly most expensive part dteracts from the scene
>>712350627 (OP)wtf is this dogshit
>>712350627 (OP)lmao Kojimadrones will clap and call this kino unironically
>>712351390Death Stranding 2
>>712351416>Kojimadronesthere's no such thing
>>712350627 (OP)I want to see her fuck a horse
>>712350627 (OP)And just like that, Exp33 just lost GOTY.
>>712351421oh yeah I know
bravo kojimhack
is her superpower supermudslide or something?
I can't wait for Kojima fall from grace and how everybody will disown him.
Kojimbobros? Our response?
>>712351530You unironically will once her model is ripped.
>>712350797that was my first thought too kek
>>712350627 (OP)It's almost like the role was made for a certain Dutchwoman
>>712351691I want to see her ironically fuck a horse
>>712351530Is Animopron still around?
>>712351602she's a squid girl
>>712351805Wait a minute that face...
>>712350627 (OP)Yup, this is going to be kino.
>>712350627 (OP)Literally just traced this from summer time rendering.
>>712350627 (OP)I really like how you can see the stranding in this game
>>712350797Why the fuck can't they find sexy women? They used to be everywhere before
>>712350627 (OP)>nooo a half-naked woman is kicking me in my armor AAAAaaAAAaALooking forward to not playing this one either
>>712350797>corpos win>the world becomes a black goo hellscape>Greta evolves into a black goo mutantPeak fiction.
>>712352074Ell Fanning is cute though
>>712350627 (OP)The hack-fraud has no restraint.
>>712350627 (OP)>enemy outruns bullets by performing gymnasticsoh wowee, never seen that before
>>712350627 (OP)KINO AND SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>712350627 (OP)This is peak Hideo. Fever dream hack shit. Yes, YEEEEEEEEEEES
>>712350627 (OP)oh jesus its one of these fucking games
>>712350627 (OP)Can someone explain what the problem is supposed to be?
>homely girl
>blonde
>updo
>big ears
>barefoot
one of the hottest things ive seen in a video game desu, hideo sure knows how to pick them
>>712352612it insists upon itself
>>712351805why did she do it bros…
>>712350627 (OP)E33sisters, this is what actual kino looks like
>>712352612It's too good.
>>712351278Kojima makes tongue in cheek anime. Druckmann makes retarded propaganda
>>712351805>that widows peakJust shave it off what are you doing
>>712352612Why does she turn into a car at the start
How does kicking an armored enemy incapacitate it
>>712351805why does she have 3 nostrils
>>712353180Superior hapa genes
>>712350627 (OP)This is fucking retarded
>>712350627 (OP)>they didn't model her big assshame
>>712353063explain why that shouldn’t happen
>>712350627 (OP)>it's okay when nintendo does it
>>712350627 (OP)Why aren't they shooting?
>>712352612Can someone explain to me why this guy is a fucking retard?
>>712353318She's too low and too fast to be caught by mere bullets.
>>712353063Because she's a superpowered goop person
It's Death Stranding nigga
>>712350627 (OP)copied from wicked city, kojima continues to rob kawajiri and being called a genius lmao
>>712353305You're tar now
You're a tard now
>>712353063Because she seems to have super power that we would know more about it in the game?
What kind of retarded questions are these
>>712352968Last of Us 2 has better gameplay than Death Stranding thoughever
>>712353540Yeah but it looks dumb, and not cool
That's the real sin
>>712350797Greta is based now
>>712350627 (OP)This is so ridiculously cringe I hope this hack commits seppuku when this “game” bombs.
>Kojima has 8k feet scans of all his favorite actresses
>Refn has 40 minutes of uncut 4k footage of naked giantess Ana De Armas
The autist auteur era
>>712353468didn’t he admit he was heavily influenced by wicked city?
>>712351937yea he's been wasting the last 5 years of his life learning how to add saving to his shitty game
>>712350627 (OP)What a retarded fucking "game"
>>712353695Kojimas don't bomb. The funkopop crowd too big.
ya'll niggas acting like Kojima wasn't putting weird wacky shit in his games since MGS 1
>>712350627 (OP)Let me guess, she's going to be called Mud Skipper lmao
>>712350627 (OP)If any of this game is as kino as cliff, then the cringe can be forgiven.
But this specifically is cringe.
>>712352612she's fucking drifting lmao it looks fucking stupid
>>712354092it’s the actual actors that fucks it up
>>712354092I think people are over his wacky shit.
>>712354282>its stupid because…IT JUST IS OKAYYYYY?????why is this a bad thing?
>>712354373>people normalfags aren’t people
>>712350627 (OP)She looks cute. Would be cool if she turned into some freaky BT woman
>>712350627 (OP)I've got some white goo for her. In my pants if you know what i mean.
>>712354649Retard spilled yogurt all over his pants.
>>712351348>The face is what breaks the immersion. Coreography-wise it's the same as Kojima has been since MGS2. Ironic that the supposedly most expensive part dteracts from the sceneYeah, it seemed pretty in line with what he normally does, but the Avengers girl boss close up was a bit too much for me.
>>712352074God damn... She's hot.
>>712352312>The hack-fraud has no restraintRestraint is like DEI Marxism, nobody wants that. They don't want restraint on their games. They want the creators and writers to have unlimited freedom and I'm for it. Even if kojima likes to have ethnically Nordic women rolling around in the mud and rain with bare feet, that shit still sells like hotcakes. For all the haters there are, there are millions of times more fans that will buy it.
>>712352968>Kojima makes tongue in cheek anime. Druckmann makes retarded propagandaIn a nutshell, this unironically.
>>712354373he said he's actually dissapointed that testers think DS2 is more fun than DS1, dude is huffing his own farts hard
I just hope he'll get the weird shit out of his system with that Xbox tranny game and Physint will go back to TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION
>>712351805>that fucking grinyou just know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know...
>>712354649not sure I follow
>>712352612women are not supposed to be warriors. this is literally the entire issue with all of these woke girlboss things. war is the domain of men. if you are not immediately and viscerally disgusted by this stuff then you are low t.
>>712352968>le tongue in cheekwhat is it with self hating nerds only liking anything japanese if it's "ironic"?
>>712355510Knuckle dragger retard take.
I want to see her rim a horse.
>>71235582020 year old faggot take.
No, the rare, scantily clad barbarian woman isn't the same thing. She's a deliberate exception. It's done as a self-conscious, ironic inversion and it still plays to male tastes. The woman barb of 1990s-00s is not the same thing as Karlach. If you don't understand that your retardation is not my concern.
>>712355798I love seven samurai, dersu uzala and ikiru. I love Akira and Nausicaa. I like tongue in cheek anime.
You are literally retarded faggot assuming things
>>712350627 (OP)I really need to finish Death Stranding.
>>712350627 (OP)She should be naked and covered in tar
>>712350627 (OP)Do you play this part or?
>>712350627 (OP)Veo 3 movies looking real good now
>>712356146If you aren't willing to tap into a resource that's literally 50 percent of your population to bolster your ranks because of muh sex divide you are too stupid to function in war. That's just reality.
LOL LOOKS LIKE SHIT ANOTHER FORSPOKEN FLOP INCO-
w-what?! this has the kojima sticker on it?!
K-Kino! looks so good!
>>712355510>women are not supposed to be warriors. this is literally the entire issue with all of these woke girlboss things. war is the domain of men. if you are not immediately and viscerally disgusted by this stuff then you are low t>Tries to dictate women should have no roll in a sci Fi FANTASY video game>Cites human history for support>Shames men that don't agree and poison the well for good measureAre you actually a woman?
>>712356561lmao holy shit what a dumbass. the only time women were ever an actual force in war was when all the men were killed and they preferred death over being taken as a war bride. Men and women are fundamentally different and they relate with each other differently than they do with the same sex. Unisex forces don't even fucking exist. Women are desk jockies or random one offs who every single member of their team wishes wasn't there. You have never interacted with or had a sexual relationship with a woman. Only an absolutely castrated tranny would look at men and women as identical, interchangeable units.
>5 people with automatic guns fail to kill a person scuttling around on the floor
this is so fucking stupid to watch anytime it happens, why do they do this?
>>712350627 (OP)>group of armored armed soldiers defenseless against 100 pound barefoot girl covered in mud that moves by farting
>>712356886nice try tranny
>>712356943women are a valuable asset in combat, chud.
>>712356890>Only an absolutely castrated tranny would look at men and women as identical, interchangeable units.And there's more ad hominem and a literal straw man argument. You make people with actual critiques of the game look bad. You're like the flat earthers that make the conspiracy realists look bad.
>>712356561That's not bolstering, it is actively sabotaging your own capabilities. You might as well conscript children.
>>712356890Yeah, like I said complete fucking retard.
>oooooo muh womanz too fragile to fight Neck yourself.
>>712354767>>712355308She can milk my yogurt all day long if you know what i mean. Get it?
>>712353607She also didn't age well
>>712357132i never straw manned you once, nigger. and ad hom? this is 4chan. kill yourself you fucking bitch.
>>712350627 (OP)Queen type shit.
>>712357150>oooooo muh womanz too fragile to fightabout the level of understanding i'd expect. don't worry. you'll hit 25 some day and have a few relationships under your belt.
>>712357202in english, doc
>>712352612the fighting is okay, but the mud wrestling drifting where she just moves without actually moving her limbs looks really bad
>>712357357Keep your projecting your retarded larp. Whatever helps you cope with being the gorilla nigger phenotype. Ooga booga as your people say.
>>712357145>a woman could never figure out how to operate a drone or subterfuge it's impossible to teach across gender
>>712350627 (OP)Why wasn't her best feature utilized in gameplay?
Mediocre game design, not gonna lie
>>712356975It'll sell like hotcakes and you can't do anything to stop it. YWNBAW.
>>712355510You're such a cringy little retard, holy fuck.
>>712357551im literally going to buy it. i liked the first one and im not poor. that doesn't make anything I said any less true. your appeal to money/polularity is gay and cringe.
>>712350627 (OP)Are we pretending Kojimbo games haven't always had "random woman inexplicably able to kick everyone's ass" now?
Japs have weird taste in white girls
>>712357775She's almost on AnnaSophia Robb's level
>>712357886>supple chest>big ass Are you actually homosexual?
>>712357886Kojima isn't a "jap", he's one of the biggest names in gaming
Elle Fanning's not a "white girl", she's a hollywood actress
>>712350627 (OP)This unironically reminds me of Marvel shit.
>kojimbo saw argylle (2024) while on a plane and liked it and decided to steal it
>>712353063Because it's a Kojima's game.
>>712350627 (OP)>I am a woMAN hear me ROARRRRR!!bros, im tired of this diarrhea shit
>>712350627 (OP)>she can dodge bullet so she move faster than speed of sound, but somehow they can see her and shoot at herhaha
>>712350627 (OP)I will skip this cutscene and all will be well
>>712358405Sir, that's clearly a car the roaring is the engine.
>>712358405I AM MAN HEAR ME SHART!!
>>712358514Kojima wont let you skip it though.
>>712354282There are actually people out there who think Kojima's games are supposed to be uber realistic slop.
I guess that's what happens when his most prominent work is on the PS2 and 3 which 99% of people who'd even make such a retarded claim don't own.
>>712358170He finally made it to Cannes as speaker and not guest.
Give him some time, Hollywood finally will accept him. One day..
Kek
The creative dad does it once again... the osca- I mean GOTY it's nothing but guaranteed this year.
>>712350627 (OP)Wow she's too fast to be a mud fish, perhaps she's more akin to a... Mud shark?
You guys complained that the first game has cutscenes where people stand in a room and talk. So Kojima spiced it up in DS2.
The characters in DS have all sorts of superpowers so why not show it off? It looks fun. You can find a scene like this in most Kojima games.
https://youtu.be/LXctji7Y3I4
>>712358937>the trigger is a sick soloIs his superpower down syndrome?
>>712350627 (OP)this is fucking stupid
a kojima game is cheesy and over the top? what the... how come? when did this happen? huh?!
>>712359024He's a cyborg with a railgun guitar. And he sings too.
>>712352612Its like Kojima smelling his own farts but we are not Kojima and we are near him
>>712358609g-good point anon, ya got me there
>>712350627 (OP)oh man thats some cool like black sludge skiing fighting. thats something you play right? you can play as the chick zooming around doing sick mud combos right? you're not just walking fifteen miles with 200 boxes shoved up your ass, watching this cutscene happen, then slowly walking back right?
What am I supposed to be upset about?
Choreography looks nice and clean
>>712359385Chill dude it's not that serious
>>712358847You will be ashamed of those words.
>>712359385The narrative that Kojima bad
>>712358170this is retarded
>>712355510Go tip your fedora somewhere else, fat ass.
>>712355510>Women are only supposed to be rape meatI am really sick of this one
Just kys
>>712350627 (OP)I don't get it, is this supposed to look bad or this just another case /v/ twitterfags being mad at something for no reason?
>>712359763are you quoting your own schizophrenic thoughts?
he didn't even write that
https://youtu.be/24hkpzNqDHI
It is confirmed kino
>>712359763stfu stinky roastie. Now make me a gooddamn sandwich
>>712360084That's the entire sentiment.
Same with synthetic man who gets upset anytime there's a woman with weapon on screen
>>712360231have you even read the post you are replying to?
or will you babble more xitter false outrage for clout unc?
the lead paint in your walls is not good for you
>>712360151Kys bideo gayme faggot
>>712350627 (OP)>and then for her ultimate attack she will use her dirty feet to step all over her opponentbravo, kojimmy
>>712360151>muh manosphere hug circleEmbarrassing.
>tfw you realize modern brown /v/ would seethe about any metal gear game were they released today
Imagine all the pseudo 4cuck twitter accounts seething at the boss.
>>712353015>j-just shave it and grow a beard broI am so fucking tired of hearing about zoomers who are terrified of balding. You faggots are the most feminine fucks on the planet.
Go watch some movies from the 50s, 60s, 70s. Many of the male leads are norwood 3s or worse, yet they were fucking gigachads of their time and literally had women throwing themselves at them. Women don't care that much. Shaving your head is fucking gay as well. Having some hair is fine even if you're going bald. This fascination with shaving your head is completely a modern thing, much like the obsession of women shaving their pubes didn't kick off until the early 2000s.
Look at the photo. The woman doesn't care. The guy looks fine. Stop obsessing over men's hairlines you effemininate FAGGOTS. It's as gay as you penis size obsessed fucks. Nobody cares. Just groom yourself, get a haircut, workout occassionally and it will be fine. Stop trying to police other men's haircuts, it's fucking zesty.
>>712360408NU-V/ seethe about tomb raider and call her a tranny because she is badass and has a mean face
Actually there are very few games that don't fit the bill
>>712350627 (OP)is the first one worth a play? No I have not familiarized myself with the MGS games either
>>712360408The reason people didn't seethe back then is beacuse "the boss" was done tastefully and there wasn't girlboss shit shoved down our throats in every movie, TV show, or western made game, at least not to the extent it took on for the past 15 years or so. Because there WAS girlboss shit back then, but it wasn't nearly as egregious and hamfisted as it was in the current era.
>>712360554I don't like nu-lara though, she's not badass at all, if anything modern /v/ likes her more because they don't play games and only jerk off to porn.
>>712360528>Stop obsessing over men's hairlines you effemininate FAGGOTS.>releases a dissertation on it lmao, you're the only one that cares. Stop crying and shave it off. It's over.
>>712352612there’s no initial d playing in the background
>>712360664No, it was actually because this place wasn't full of brown christcuck larping twitterfags that act the exact same as the trannies they supposedly hate.
>Kojima is le bad now for doing the same shit he's always done
>>712360743I was talking about og lars
Nu lara is just boring nd wanna be
>>712360408And they would be right. The only good MGS is the first one.
>>712360768I genuinely have a full head of hair, why would I shave it? It's just become obvious that you fuckers are TERRIFIED of balding. I didn't use to see men freak out about it like this. Yes people would joke about going bald, it was nothing people wanted, but it wasn't just
>NOO BRO YOU GOT A NORWOOD 3 YOU GOTTA SHAVE THAT SHIT BRO! JUST SHAVE IT MAN COME MAN THIS IS PATHETIC BRO!!Yet look at the photo. The man is with a beautiful woman and she doesn't care. It's elbows too pointy.
I'm not saying DON'T shave your head. Do whatever the fuck you want. My personal opinion is it doesn't necessarily look better than a balding guy with some hair. But hey you do what you want. I never fucking tell people what to do with their hair or shave it, was just giving basic grooming advice.
Once again, it's a completely modern phenomena. Go watch some old movies and it will enlighten you on if these same movie stars were around today, you'd have effeminate zesties so "oh my gosh gurl just shave it already!" when they guy is literally the most masculine fucker on the planet and is banging supermodel tier women left and right.
According to you gay fucks george bond should have just had a bald fucking head! KILL YOURSELF!
>>712360927If you want to ignore the past decade of astroturfed feminist SLOP, then be my guest. People are sick of it. Now there's backlash when just any woman is on the screen.
If Metal Gear Solid was remade today with those same philosophies, they would change snake into a powerful female. Maybe a tranny. "The boss" is not the same at all.
I read through this thread and I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to be mad at. Am I just not schizo enough for the internet at this point
>>712360952The one with female soldiers where snake gets defeated and captured by a woman? The one where they mention American anti-asian racism? Bitch, there's not a single thing you trannies wouldn't seethe about nowadays.
>>712352612Zoomers and weaterncucks can't understand Kojima. You know, 90% of this gay website now
>>712361260You are supposed to be mad that Kojima ruined your childhood like George Lucas
>>712361201>peopleYou mindbroken twitterfag tourists aren't people, and you'll never belong in this site.
>>712360929Why would Vamp not just duck here?
>>712361094>all this shit by (You)>I never fucking tell people what to do with their hair>Shaving your head is fucking gayAnon, you're having a meltdown. Stop.
> It's just become obvious that you fuckers are TERRIFIED of balding. Just shave it off isn't fear it's embracing it. Coping with a combover is fear.
>>712361260Why are you freaks always looking for something to be mad about? Calm down.
>>712360929>implying anyone itt has played a Kojima game before>implying anyone itt plays games instead of just making engagement bait threads on xitter and then reposting these threads here
>>712361260>I must follow the herdWhy tho? If you're chilling just chill. It's not for you. Keep it moving.
>>712360528the problem is, you have to look manly to pull off receding hairline, Bruce Willis became huge action star and sexsymbol while rocking norwood 3, because ho looked like a chad at 33, howewer if you're babyface/soýface zoomer/millenial and already losing hair, then you're fucked
shit, fucking Walton Goggins has the most JUST hair imaginable and has thousands of women thirsting over him
>>712358170gunkata cringekino
>>712361816What didn't you like
>>712360408I forgot the part where the boss covers himself in black slime and zooms around on four wheels like he's in the cars movie before hitting 4 armored enemy with a complete lack of strength and momentum, soundly defeeting them.
>>712360589I think you should at least have some cursory knowledge of the development of MGS5 and the cancelled Kojima Silent Hill game to really get the most out of it.
>>712353585Wow, Uncharted but less fun, SO fun and original
People still felate MGS3 and its the wackiest Kojima ever got, this doesn't come close to the Cobra Unit.
Also, she's not just kicking them, she's covering the robots completely in tar with each kick, which is what seems to be doing the job of disabling them. At least they look more like robots than people. DS 1 was also full of wacky scenes, and 4th wall breaking, so I expect this will be the same.
>>712360929>Kojima game>Rising
>>712361997Dude can you at least pretend you're not a tourist?
https://youtu.be/c-sFEdh0a64
>>712362307The robots have souls of dead people in them. Would not be surprised if they were the terrorists from the first game coming back from grave.
>>712362440That's MGS4 moron
>>712350797>tfw scared for your life because Kojima might scan you at any time without consent
>>712362443But this is cool
>>712362440>these are the people badmouthing Kojimakek
>>712361867I liked Mads' substory, music, the general idea and the cooperation with other players you'll never meet, that's it
story itself is shit
writing and dialogue is abysmal
"gameplay" is dull and boring, combat might be the worst I've ever played
boss fights are awful and you can't really die, there are no stakes at all
driving physics might be the absolute worst ever, period, the bike will go full stop over every pebble
overall I just don't have anything nice to say about playing the game, the best part for me was finding other people's ziplines, bridges or ladders that let me skip big chunk of the game
some people claim it's great "experience" and I don't disagree with that, but as a game, it's absolute dogshit
>>712362440HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA the absolute state of fucking zoomers
>>712361997Ah yes, that's definitely the most insane thing that has ever happened in a Kojima game...
Don't even try to pretend this isn't about it being a woman hitting men, also I have literally seem modern mgs3 threads seething about the boss. You fags just need to admit you have completely lost your heads.
>>712353063>How can glasses hide his identity?>How can Batman fight him?>How come his clothes don't get destroyed?
Whoa dude its just like my adult cartoons!!!
>Random dick grabbing out of nowhere
>BEEES!! man
>naked cartwheels
>soldiers stopping whatever they are doing to look at porn mags
>CARDOBOARD BOX STEALTH MECHANICS
>several wacky characters and tools
Kojima games were always wacky and DS1 was too. It's fine to dislike it but it's weird to pretend like this is so out there. Death Stranding is a crazy paranormal extinction world.
>>712352612Looks kinda bad, dinnit?
>>712350627 (OP)>does the capeshit landingBut why tho??? This shit aint marvel slop
>>712350627 (OP)Why is she drifting? It would make sense if she was like doing animalistic big leaps on all fours but it just looks like she's sliding around on the mud. It's silly.
>>712363162The silliness detracts from DS1 to be honest. It worked for MG due to all the inspirations and homages but 1 is a lot more serious and somber in its premise and themes.
>>712363446DS1 had Conan O'Brian giving you an otter hat so you could do little paddles on your back like an otter while swimming. I'm convinced you fags never even played DS1 and just like to follow the trendy /v/ opinion.
>>712362440Genius bait or an actua underagel zoomer.
call it
>>712364110Yes and it was silly and also charming but it doesn't take away from what I said.
What stupid animation idea.
Do these games have a good , coherent and meaningful story and dialogue?
Is it just a masturbatory project?
>>712361260People turned on Kojima because people in youtube told them to
>>712365223haha that silly kojima he's always doing stuff like this
>>712365229Coherent and meaningful, yes.
You people get mad at the silliest things
>>712350627 (OP)Epic Mickey remake looking good
>>712365382Alright. Because the trailers of DS1 are nonsense. They don't present the story clearly.
>>712362581kek wtf is wrong with this eternal uglo loli bitch
>>712365223https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria
>>712352612Dollar store venom symbiote
>>712365223I love mid girls with small tits and fit body so much bros
>>712350627 (OP)Sorry E33 trannies but you ain't winning OST of the Year.
>>712367184how is this nigga 61
>>712367638idk but she got a nice rack
>>712367184Who the fuck is that? That's not Billie Eilish
>>712360664She's not the only character in DS2 fuckface.
>>712367184>>712367842>B cups>rack*pushes my own eyeballs into my skull*
EARTH STYLE: MUD SKATING NO JUTSU
>>712361260You're supposed to be mad because it's a female fighting dudes in armor (women can't fight), and because she's flying and there's black magic tar (it's cringe, unrealistic).
Can we at least recognize that Kojima's games are both the epitome of cringe and kino combined? You may not like them, there's plenty of things to criticize but there's also a genuine element to his games that makes them feel authentic and kino. I can't explain it, like the games are filled with some very campy and badly written dialogue, but despite this the games are still fun and have some cool moments.
Death Stranding for all the criticism at least stands out as a game that is very different from many other games you have played, and it makes it kind of refreshing.
>>712367842>nice rackyou can't be serious
>>712351635That already happened. Several times.
>>712368827His willingness to be free artistically is admirable the expression of that freedom is often cringe with a 10 percent chance of dropping kino. Kojima is a gacha.
>>712368334>>712368880sometimes I love this site, kek
Kojima has yet to make a good game since leaving Konami. When will normalniggers catch up?
>>712353063The answer to literally ANY question about this game is "the Japanese black goo of unoriginality"
>>712368880>bro got baited into posting this
>>712367842are you this guy
>>712365983 by any chance?
>>712352612Thirdies are too poor to afford video games so they doompost here instead
>>712360408The good MGS games didn't have meme actors in them. They also had gameplay.
>>712365223Flat as cardboard, my god. You wouldn't even know it's a woman.
>>712360929>Different shades of brown and yellow is okay with Kojima does it
Metal Gear was always wacky sure, but metal gear felt very video gamey and james bondey which made it feel more appropriate in tone to have all this wacky shit while also have a heartful story deep down
if youve played death stranding, even the first cutscene has a lot more grounded story. The fame feels more realistic and the main gameplay mechanics is literally not tripping over rocks yet kojimbo is so dead set on taking something so serious and adding a LE WACKY GOOFY shit to it cause the japs deep down cant get away from their cringey anime roots
compare the realistic cutscene shown at summer games fest to OPs video. They are complete opposites and therefore destroys the realistic tone that death stranding so desperately wants to do
if you want to stick to a realistic tone, stick with it. Kojima doesnt understand this though so death stranding 2 is gonna be another embarrassing disaster
>>712369218Baited into what, posting that great depression of a chest? That shit wouldn't even have to have nips covered, even jannoids wouldn't think that's a woman's breasts, that's some Body Type B shit.
Chances of this game bombing?
Couple people already posted this but Kojima is way too fucking high on his own farts.
>>712350627 (OP)>quiet except barefoot and not shit GOTY just secured
>>712369778DS1 came out at a time it was antisemitism to call out bad AAA games. This will certainly struggle.
>>712369778>DS1 predicts and brings about Covid lockdowns>DS2 predicts and brings about government raping us with AI
>>712369778Low I guess. DS1 had peak Kojima hype, peak Reedus hype and years of intrigue and mystery built up through the trailers and clues. A sizable portion of the DS1 players would have been disappointed and won't come back. That said the fanbase is certainly there. It might under perform on PS5 alone but PC will save it.
>>7123697780%
Kojimbo doesn't expect to sell 50 gorillion copies and he has enough fanboys for his game to be a success.
Reviewers will also relentlessly suck him off.
>>712369778I'm sure the fans will like it. I don't know what he could do that would upset me considering I enjoyed the first one. Now will it be a commercial success? I don't know, but I'm not an investor so I don't fucking care, I just want a sequel to a game I liked
>>7123697780, first game is at 20 million and was never put out on goypass or made free on ps+ either iirc
>>712353063There's a word you should look up in the dictionary, it's spelled "fantasy." And then grab a thesaurus, look up the same word, and you'll find that there's another word that means the exact opposite, it's called "realism." If you haven't noticed already, this game is leaning towards one than the other.
>>712353063[muffled bing bing wahoo in the background]
>>712352612It looks like a creator too conditioned by his own work - like say a fantasy writer coming up with a character called
>Snurkelblerg and repeats that name so often back to himself while imaging epic scenes and story involvement, that he becomes convinced it's actually the coolest shit ever. But when that character is introduced everyone else just sees
>"I'm Snurkelblerg!" *epic music*That is what this scene looks like. And coincidently probably also how he comes up with those increasingly stupid character names. Of course it's Kojima, so there are more than enough people who will lean in and huff those farts too, acting like it's the coolest shit.
>>71236977881.78% according to my calculations
>>712350627 (OP)And here i thought Bollywood had bad action sequences.
>>712350627 (OP)this looks like shit
>>712350627 (OP)>NOOO REMOVE THE BLACK MAN ITS DEI SLOP>NOOO REMOVE THE TRANNY ITS CULTURAL MARXISMAnd now what, remove the supermodel woman from the game? Do you even like anything?
>>712350627 (OP)This is gonna be another KCD2 isnt it?
>>712351118>is so ass...this shitwhy are chink cartoons so stupid?
>>712371324You looked into a mirror or something?
>>712352612it looks retarded and people are only pretending otherwise to keep dickriding kojima
>>712368648Because of the way it moves.
>>712350627 (OP)Ah yes, because when I played Death stranding you know what I said was the best part of this driving sim disguised as a walking sim? The combat.
>>712371385wow what a zinger
>>712370579It's not the "fantasy" aspect I'm criticizing
It looks STUPID
>>712358170>>712359584>>712359584>>712368648there is enough ammo to fire that gun for half a spin, 1 spin at most. due to the firing pattern being a spin, it would most likely miss things if it's spinning fast, or only work for half a spin if the spin is slow.
>>712361260Keep making that post. Another 3 copies and you will have defended kojimbo's honor.
>>712365223People loved MG3, but now pretend that this video isn't kino? Bitch please.
>>712365223horrible flailing, unpleasant to look at, mentally ill person having a fit.
>>712371523.. On opposite day.
>>712370042>DS1 came out at a time it was antisemitism to call out bad AAA gameselaborate
>>712353585>cope metal gear solid stealth and shitty melee qualifies as good gameplayRetard
>>712371523Light of my life live action looks pretty good.
>>712350627 (OP)>strong empowered womunsits all so tiresome
>>712353063She is
>Muddy Driveswoman, but not a woman driver~ Vroom, vroom. *turns into mud car and drives away*It is not her driving the mud, but the mud driving her, hence the name. There is a also deep multi-layered meaning that will be explored over several expositional dialogues with other characters, that women often have the stereotype of being bad drivers associated with them, but she is exceedingly good at it and certainly not afraid to get her hands dirty. You see, her covered in the mud is supposed to evoke the visual of a car mechanic covered in oil. Her role in the story is also that of character who does the "dirty" work for someone else.
>>712350627 (OP)When is Kojima going to realize that he has none nothing at all to create any real in-roads to Hollywood?
Rubbing elbows with actors and one or two c-list indie directors is not going to get him there. The people that ACTUALLY run Hollywood don't give a shit about grubby game devs like him (and yes, even your god Kojima is little and grubby as fuck, in their eyes,) and they never will.
>>712350627 (OP)Listen to what Woodkid is saying here: https://x.com/IGN/status/1932895338882355576
This game will break us, I'm not ready bros
>>712360528Or just get a hair transplant, just have money
I did it a few years ago and it came out alright.
>>712350627 (OP)does anyone actually think this looks cool?
>>712353063>Why does he become big by eating a mushroom?>How can he pick up a giant dragon turtle dinosaur from the tail and spin it around?
>>712357827Damn, imagine sucking on her tits and dying from starvation because those tits have no fat on them
>>712372245>dude listen to a shill shilling their latest product>"um erm its like the best thing that i ever made and everyone involved is incredible" - shillno thanks, i will play the game thoughever
>>712358937This shit makes absolutely no sense
>>712372459post your head
You can hate Kojima for a billion things, but this dude is still the exact retard he was decades ago.
>>712360528Nah, man, nah. Nothing looks more miserable than a fucking comb-over.
>>712352670>homelyShe's a fucking supermodel.
>>712350627 (OP)Kojima invented the mud car woman genre. This is a genre of games never before seen by gaijin! Such a visionary!
>>712350627 (OP)Kojima games before he went to america: /pol/ tier enemies, all kino, good music, main character is a twink but still manly. Like 2 women, one of which is French. All kino
Kojima after going to america: slop, flop, nothing to remember the games for other than being a walking simulator with a baby. Ultra slop.
>>712373098>This passes for """super"model"" these daysGrim.
>>712373098she looks strange, piglike in a sense, thus homely
>>712373260Now post your chink girls your jerk it to with 5 inch thick layers of makeup and excessive plastic surgery.
>>712350627 (OP)This is dumb in a bad way
>>712370171>Kojimbo doesn't expect to sell 50 gorillion copies and he has enough fanboys for his game to be a success.>Reviewers will also relentlessly suck him off.Realistically speaking, it should do pretty well. The amount of hate mongers that sperg about him being a hack feel pretty unwarranted. I actually enjoyed the story and mechanics of the first game. The combat needed some work and enemy variety was a bit lacking...a larger world map with more fleshed out people would have been nice, but it was still like an 8 or 8.5 in my book.
>>712373298Nah, you're just afraid to admit she's attractive based on /v/'s standards because you're a coward.
>>712351513So I guess you never went into a death stranding thread recently?
There are tons of them and they're claiming it will be GOTY
>>712359584my brain immediately tell me that this is not realistic because of the force the gun would put back on you. But, it is kino. I do not think of it as realistic, but neither is the situation of a woman finding the only gun in the middle of a mud pool, full of soldiers with no guns. 9/10, looks fun.
>>712350627 (OP)Physint confirmed to be a PS6 title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOygCKsTMP0
>>712373098>supermodelThey already tried to push that in Neon Demon where she looked like a hunchback next to Abby Lee and the viewer was somehow supposed to believe that the casting director was supposed to pick her.
Don't get me wrong, she is very cute and pretty, but let's be real.
>>712374043I think she looks way more attractive than the crack whore on the left.
>>712373714Am I not schizo enough to see how this is supposed to be bad?
>>712373465im attracted to her, but she's also weird looking, which increases my attraction somehow
>>712350627 (OP)>people are actually hyped for thislmao
>>712350627 (OP)This is the picture in my mind when I think of people who live in Seattle
>>712350627 (OP)Looks so good. The brainlets are seething yet again you love to see it.
>>712374043Is that crack addict on the left this Abby Lee? Because I got news for ya.
>>712351294It's Crawler, you asshole.
>>712353063Nobody bitched about Mario, a small Italian man, destroying monsters by just jumping on their heads. Why are modern gamers so retarded?
>>712374103Honestly... the only bad thing is to expect people to buy the game and not just watch a streamer play it. For real, the more I watch stuff form this thread, the more I think to myself : "its a movie, a somewhat kino movie". Why is this a game? Its a good movie I give you that.
>>712374387>>712374103I am not even that negative toward this game. I just think it is a movie. A kino movie.
So did they age up Lou to ship her with Higgs or what
>>712374098>>712374238the crack whore on the left is an actual supermodel
>>712374043Hollywood has this magical ability to trick idiots into thinking only hollywood actors exist, so a 7/10 turns into a 10/10 in the eyes of the bewitched because of a lack of alternatives.
Ancient hooknose magic sure is powerful.
>>712372830If you can't deal with coolness being far more important than realism then Kojima games just aren't for you and never have been. Go play a survival crafting game or The Last of Us.
>>712360664Revolver Ocelot and Snake did retarded fun and cool things all the time that made no fucking sense.
>>712369321Death Stranding 1 is like 99% gameplay. I will never understand why so many people go to threads of games they have never and will never play just to post their retarded opinions.
>>712374791>Death Stranding 1 is like 99% gameplaydeath stranding is very original and unique and has plenty of gameplay, but it also has over 7 hours of cutscenes. The longest cutscene is 30+ minutes
>SEAnigs on /v/ see a hot girl wearing no shoes in an action scene and has a meltdown
this confirms that they call everything woke to mask how aggressively homosexual they are
>>712374537Have you seen super models lately? They're all weird ghoul looking bitches. Super models are not those Victoria's Secret pawgs anymore.
>>712374791Walking is not gameplay.
>>712350627 (OP)the last slopbender
>>712374962Yeah I know, cuz I played it. The vast majority of those cutscenes are at the very beginning and the very end. The game still has far more actual gameplay than most games today, where half of the "gameplay" is holding forward or doing repetitive stuff while somebody talks to you, that could've (and should've) been a cutscene anyway.
>>712375168Except it is when there's way more to it than just holding forward. Not gonna waste my time with you, retard. Play the game or go find something else to cry about. Don't care what you heard on youtube or twitter.
>>712374537>the crack whore on the left is an actual supermodelGrim.
>>712374205Kojima is seething?
>>712375258I played it, you walk and balance your steps. Wow so interesting. Fuck off.
Awful "gameplay", retarded story, awful character writing, cringe dialogue. Give me one good reason to play this piece of shit.
>>712352612>>712358937pfAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holy shit how did Kojima fall this much?
>>712352612Anons who haven't seen anime before are giving an honest reaction to an anime fight scene
Japan is bad at choreography and art
>>712350627 (OP)again, /v/ will say the game is bad but when it arrives on pc the general opinion will change to game good just like 1
>>712375430>Give me one good reason to play this piece of shitNo. Why the fuck would I care if you play it. maybe you'll go be retarded somewhere else. We can only hope
>zoomers itt actually calling genuine cool stuff "cringe" because it's not coated in irony like their Marvel movies
love /v/
>>712358937That webm is literally snake, ocelot and gray fox coming to fuck shit up.
>>712375515>He can't think of a single positive quality the game has>Wastes time replying but not mentioning one positive quality
>>712375551Kill yourself.
>>712362443its cool and grounded in reality.
>>712358170Why is the character wearing a stab vest, or even using a gun, if she's clearly superpowered and these soldiers mean nothing to her?
>>712360408Imagine the seeth over The Boss manhandling Volgin like a bitch.
>>712375090>here are your supermodels bro
>>712350627 (OP)>mud ballet done rightKojima does it again.
>>712375893from left to right and from top to bottom: number is 4 is fuckable, probably the best of all, number is 6 is.... strange but would, number 8 is .... if she is human, which may or may not be the case, i would. there are more believable humans on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/
>>712350627 (OP)Literally Lift from Stormlight Archives, am I right my fellow fantasy slop /lit/ bros?
>>712375893number 7 is a /r/girlgamer mod.
>>712360589How do you feel about the idea of a walking simulator?
I'm not joking
>>712375893reminder that the fashion industry is run by gay men. think about it. you know it's true
>>712351805I almost forgot this woman existed why did you remind me
>>712365223The power of one
The power of two
The power of manyyyyy
>>712351805she broke up with this cuck
>>712360528>got all my front hair>going bald on top and backit's so fucking over
>>712376559why are you complaining
1) it's extremely funny
2) it's peak woman moment
3) it's a daily reminder of the female nature
>>712360664you niggers always say this but I don't believe you
even if it were done "tastefully" you'd still have giga schizos spam threads and argue constantly about woke this and that
>>712350627 (OP)>it's the fucking quiet cutscene, again
>>712377025No one cares, tourist.
>>712377112you know I'm right you fucking fag.
this is worse than princess beach
kojima always delivers the cringe kino
>>712358170Do directors forget drum mags exist? Because this scene could have been slightly saved by just giving the gun a drum mag.
>>712377226Lick my taint, reddit.
>>712374791>walking to get to the next part of your 12 hours movieriveting
>>712350627 (OP)Why is she a car?
>>712377490You didn't beat or even play the game.
>>712377564nanomachines, son
>>712351635>Good enough to produce action scenes just like before>But the action scene looks so fucking stupid and not in a lolfunnyfatvampireonrollerbladesgrim, dude is obviously talented but he needs a tardwrangler
>>712352612It looks like ass aspie
>>712377378I really don't think they cared.
>>712377574No I wouldn't inflict that upon myself, I am aware of the occasional "bossfight" and random goons with subpar third person shooting, the core of the gameplay is still walking.
>>712377574are we supposed to play this "game"? My boy Forsen can do it for me.
>>712376225I thought the same thing, literally Lift at battle of thaylen field
(Yes, I enjoy trash in video games AND books.)
>>712350627 (OP)This is literally Splatoon and you fuckers are clapping?
>>712378050Based, stop talking and start exploding, you idiot.
>>712374674anon, this tried so hard to be cool it does a 360 and goes full cringe.
>>712350627 (OP)God I'm glad I stopped gaming. With the money I saved from a new gpu I got myself a second hand motorbike
>>712378050Ben is in real life the kind of character that Ryan Gosling plays in movies.
>>712352279What a pit slut
>>712360589Yeah, but be prepared for a lot of dialogue and a never ending drip-fed tutorial. Once enough tools open up to you and you’ve had some practice, it all clicks and becomes a blast
>>712360589Anon the entire game is about walking and delivering stuff. Also some dialog. That's it. No fights no boss battles no rpg mechanics
>>712358937>>712350627 (OP)It's literally bog standard for a kojimbo game. Why is nu/v/ acting like this now?
>>712350627 (OP)So it's a shooter now?
>>712350627 (OP)Is there such a thing as video 2 video AI? Switch this to poo and it would be golden
Games do a really bad job of portraying just how effective and lethal guns are. Anytime I see a video like this I just think the game sucks because she'd be dead 100 times already
>>712355510>women are not supposed to be warriors. this is literally the entire issue with all of these woke girlboss things. war is the domain of men. if you are not immediately and viscerally disgusted by this stuff then you are low t.
>>712379081Zoomer trannies these days love to play contrarian and rage bait, they talk shit about the game while also playing it on day 1, you can't take anything you read on the internet seriously nowadays
>>712375893I see two nipples there. MODS BAN THIS NIGGER
The problem is grill powerr, stop pretending to not notice.
>>712379565MOOOOODS HE SAID THE N-WORD WITH A HARD R... GET HIS ASS
>>712350627 (OP)This is real?! I thought that was a stupid AI thing... Oh no...
>>712350627 (OP)>India’s greatest warrior. She has become one with the poo.
>>712379531Fucking /v/sissies, istg.
>>712353063>Why does she turn into a car at the startHomage to Utena
>>712350627 (OP)>I'm Dirty, but not THAT dirty...BRAVO KOJIMA
>>712371380they all speak like yoda in japan retard
>>712378314Based, I love you anon, we should hang out and read slop together.
>>712370306It has been in goypass and was given away on epic years ago...
shill more
>>712378715the fuck is going on here, lol?
>>712350627 (OP)>>712360408OP is literally Twin Snakes tier which /v/ pretends to hate because it's "too campy".
>>712380360Ben had to get rid of his Lifesize cum tribute cardboard cutout of Ana de Armas before she moved in with him so she wouldn't find out that he had a Lifesize cum tribute cardboard cutout of her.
>>712350627 (OP)Kojimbo is ripping off The Crawler
>>712350627 (OP)NIGGA ABOUT TO SPOIL A MAJOR TWIST FUCK
>>712367184He looks like Hideo in this pic
>>712358170I understand now why he loves Lycoris Recoil so much.
>>712375551An entire generation unable to process emotions without irony or jokes because of a series of shitty movies is hilarious to me desu
>>712352279i just watched this movie last night, it's so fucking bad. enjoyed it though
oh, another thread made by israeli users hating on Kojima.
Why does Kojima make israelis so mad?
Anyne care to explain?
PS: Death Stranding is kino and Elle Fanning is hot.
>>712378656what are you doing on /v then?
>>712350627 (OP)Black goo Kung fu? Whoa... Kung goo. bravo Kojima.
>>712350797>>712351718you are face blind. They look nothing alike.
I feel sorry for the people that got filtered by the first game. I am so fucking excited for this one. Going to be even more batshit and fun.
>>712383108>retard talks about the feetLOOL AT DAT ASS
>>712388450Im going to have a blast playing this return to form. BASED KOJIMA!
>"Uhh this is cringe"
>mwanwhile /v/ has spent the past week making one thread after another about Deltarune, a literal tranny furshit game that embodies best the cancer of millennial MCU ironic writing
Never take nu/v/'s criticism into account, just take a look at the gay trash it likes and you'll realize /v/ only likes the kind of games a 13 year old girl would play.
>>712390830What return to form? Kojima is one of the few devs that has gotten better at making games.
Death Stranding shits on MGS, except for maybe MGSV.
why was Maelle not considered a girlboss then? Because she was underage?
>>712354338That Ocelot cutscene was mocapped you dope
>>712352074no one looks good in that gollum pose she has
it protrudes the head too far from the body
>>712391309"Girlboss" is yet another feminist approved buzzword that nu4chan has slurped up because this place simps for Twitter.
Nu4chan speaks just like fucking feminists because of how damn long its spent gossiping about social media.
People here dont even say nigger anymore, instead they say "poc" and evwn use literal tranny made Newspeak like "male gaze", "X-coded", "incel" or "chud".
Theres no place on the internet besides Twitter that sounds as fucking gay as nu4chan, its embarassing to come here.
>>712355221And I hope that game never happens and you MGSfags keep crying about MGSV into your 40s.
>>712350627 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B56QbGq29fY
>>712391137this. I wish more people were aware. Death Stranding is Kojima unchained.
>>712355510>be zoomer>see a superpowered chick covered in black goo rushing towards some weirdo in a rainsuit>he thinks this is warI insist that WWIII is the only way for humanity to recover its sanity.
>>712391614>People here dont even say nigger anymoreSure thing fag
No one is going to fall for your retarded delusions you made up to be angry about. Keep them to yourself.
>>712391947I've lost count how many times I've seen people censor themselves with asterisks when saying nigger, or saying poc, or people of color.
This place has lost all of its edge.
It speaks just like feminists, it only plays turbo casual FOTM slop and phone games and dedicates half the board to gossiping about what the subhuman retards of Twitter, Reddit and Tiktok are saying.
This place is completely emasculated.
>>712391614>People here dont even say nigger anymorebecause moderation has become a complete fucking joke and they ban you now for the tiniest shit, tell me how to ban evade and I will say that word a lot more but i'm sick and tired of getting a 3 day ban for just one fucking word, since they changed mods this shithole has become insufferable
>>712392174Oh no, the hecking wholesome jannies think its hecking unwholesome to say the unwholesome N worderino, I guess we should obey.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>712350627 (OP)reminds me of that unknown 9 webm
>>712392169People have posted "poc" 50 times since the beginning of june compared to nigger's 4820. You're making shit up and straight up lying.
>>712392303Now search for incel, chud, coded and male gaze.
Fucking Sissyspeak.
>>712391395but he isn’t norman reedus
>>712392382Still far less than nigger even if you use the total for all these words against "nigger". Again, what's the point of making shit up that can be easily disproven within a few seconds?
>>712392670The fact that 4chan is full of numale sissies who speak just like women.
>>712392382>newfag buzzwordsTHE EDGE
>>712393070>still going after getting BTFO with factsI think you're confusing 4chan for some other shithole you're browsing where according to you everyone says "poc" instead of nigger, because it's clearly not this place, as proven by a simple archive search.
>>712391137So true my fellow gamer! Having a blast with the death stranding!
>>712393386No, that's how browsing the main board feels like.
Only /sp/ still feels like its populated by actual men.
>>712393623Right, sorry, whats the current /v/ approved game, Deltarune? Or The Coffin of Andy and Leley?
I guess I could ask a random 13 year old girl since they share tastes in games with /v/
>>712393906Why are you so mad my fellow gamer? I'm just returning to form with Based Kojimagod's latest Kino!!!!
>>712391137Imagine being retarded enough to say this, it's multiple layers of sheer stupidity.
>>712394187Its true, MGSV and DS1 are the games where Kojima realized he's making games, not movies, and realized he had to include gameplay. And they are great.
>>712350627 (OP)The black goo shit is beyond played out. No one likes black goo.
>>712394516You know what's a game? An enclosed environment with actual gameplay mechanics and level design.
>>712350627 (OP)The Black Goo Of Japanese unoriginality
These are screenshots from THREE different games
>>712350627 (OP)shes a mudskipper?
>>712376751I'm the dad at Goldman Sachs
>>712394965Kojima invented black goo.
>>712387609Nemesis's shoes are absolutely hilarious.
>>712352074Please tell me there is one frame where the panties are visible.
>>712350787Mud Stuckwoman
>>712391312 This faggot thinks you can only like one part of a woman's body at a time. Goddamn you're gay
>>712351805i wonder how many DMs she gets related to her scene on a weekly basis.
>>712350627 (OP)>Kojima drops an hour of gameplay>literally no one at all cares Flop stranding incoming
>>712388450>go to a place to pick up a girl >girl steps out, gives a 5 min monologue about how badly she wants you to take her>just say you’ll bring me there>Sam stares blankly while she slowly and meekly goes back inside>boop new order available>human delivery, deliver with less than 50% damage>zip her up in a goddamn body bag and mount her on your back>refuses a handshake at the end, doesn’t say a wordAutism kino
>>712397762>he doesn't know why Sam acts like that
>>712357528The things one will come up with to scan a girls feet
>>712350627 (OP)The more I see of this game, the less interested I get.
>>712350627 (OP)Why the fuck did he add anime crap to this
Fucking ruined
>>712372245I like woodkid
>>712375893Whoever made that buccal fat removal ghoul look trend among super models and actresses needs to be executed.
>>712384467he's totally gonna pull another raiden on us right
>>712350627 (OP)>ds2 is slopthe tradition of second games being dogshit remains true.
>>712400584Why are you retards acting so hysterical? I seriously don't get it.
>>712350627 (OP)Videogames just keep getting increasingly more stupid.
>Also Kojima Its shit.
