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Anonymous No.712358539 [Report] >>712358654 >>712359859 >>712427642 >>712429307 >>712429492 >>712447504 >>712482869
Bloons
Is she the best hero?
Anonymous No.712358654 [Report] >>712358789
>>712358539 (OP)
Why does "she" have a beard
Anonymous No.712358789 [Report]
>>712358654
why do human men have monkey fuzz on their faces?
Anonymous No.712358878 [Report] >>712360975
The only thing she has going for her is some meme tier strategy involving V/TSG and water
Anonymous No.712359309 [Report] >>712372840
So much for that early lead and capping all the Good Relics
Anonymous No.712359859 [Report]
>>712358539 (OP)
I love Brickell's huge megamines
Anonymous No.712360975 [Report] >>712362543
>>712358878
>early game lead popping
>free Call to Arms and a Moab Mine every round
seems pretty good to me
Anonymous No.712362296 [Report]
I love this skin
Anonymous No.712362543 [Report] >>712362752
>>712360975
>heavily restricted placement without power use
>mid personal DPS
>mines start dropping in stupid places when other towers take up the space they were going to drop in, same as engineer turrets
Anonymous No.712362752 [Report]
>>712362543
>irrelevant
>irrelevant
>irrelevant
Anonymous No.712362879 [Report] >>712363269 >>712366261 >>712370096 >>712408642
why is ice monkey not a magic monkey
Anonymous No.712363269 [Report] >>712363471
>>712362879
because ice monkeys have snowman genes and are not magic in the slightest
Anonymous No.712363471 [Report] >>712364076 >>712364453
>>712363269
How did snowman DNA get in them?
Anonymous No.712364076 [Report]
>>712363471
Well now you're going to assume it's something filthy and untoward like a mad monkey scientist performing genetic enhancements on a population of brave explorers trying to colonise the furthest icy reaches of the world in the hopes of finding a land where the bloons will not follow them but in actuality it was just monke fuck snow
Anonymous No.712364453 [Report]
>>712363471
when a monkey and a snowbear love each other very much...
Anonymous No.712366261 [Report] >>712366528 >>712366742 >>712482530
>>712362879
Because Primary used to MEAN something
Anonymous No.712366528 [Report] >>712366660
>>712366261
>other tower portraits are the monkeys in action like they're professionals waiting for a job to do (bucc excepted of course)
>desperado is flirting with the player instead
what a fuckboy
Anonymous No.712366660 [Report] >>712367029
>>712366528
What does this pose convey?
Anonymous No.712366742 [Report]
>>712366261
>6 red bloons marked with yellow crosses
>one white cross at the front indicating a popped bloon
no way he has the 7-shooter
Anonymous No.712367029 [Report] >>712367874
>>712366660
Anonymous No.712367874 [Report]
>>712367029
beautiful
Anonymous No.712370096 [Report] >>712370684 >>712370921
>>712362879
he's just a chilly little guy
why is alch magic? he's a scientist
Anonymous No.712370493 [Report] >>712370559
later nerds
Anonymous No.712370559 [Report] >>712410968
>>712370493
night monkeymonke
Anonymous No.712370684 [Report] >>712370930
>>712370096
Alchemy is the precursor to science, it's too deeply rooted in esoteric and occult bullshit to be science even if all Alchemist does is mix cocktails and throw chemical waste at balloons
Anonymous No.712370921 [Report]
>>712370096
He's also a giant laser monster
Anonymous No.712370930 [Report] >>712371489 >>712381878
>>712370684
but the difference is, it works, like, he actually completed the magnum opus to turn lead to gold, he actually made the drought of vitae, he actually completed a thaumaturgical solution
yeah our alchemy was a crock but the monkeys then proved it was literally real the entire time
Anonymous No.712371489 [Report]
>>712370930
Hey we humans have turned lead into gold too, it just took billions of dollars and centuries of research but we made it!!
Anonymous No.712371641 [Report] >>712373485 >>712374158
>Blue still has players with tickets
What the fuck
Anonymous No.712372840 [Report] >>712373041 >>712373435
>>712359309
That's par for the course for our team where only a few people are active. Day 3 and 4 are big comeback days.
Anonymous No.712373041 [Report] >>712374549
>>712372840
If by some miracle we somehow manage to win this I'll literally... um... I'll uh... I will do uh.. umm... I... uhh...
Anonymous No.712373435 [Report]
>>712372840
These are some sweaty tryhards. You can tell by the scores.
Anonymous No.712373485 [Report]
>>712371641
15 * 4 = 60
You can fill the whole map in 2 days worth of tickets and a bit more from the third.
Anonymous No.712374158 [Report] >>712374693
>>712371641
striker is one of the sweatier dojos, you can bet your ass they strategically save some accounts with tickets to drop right before reset
Anonymous No.712374549 [Report]
>>712373041
You will suck our cocks. We know...
Anonymous No.712374693 [Report] >>712374827
>>712374158
We did the same thing one time, just not this sweaty
Anonymous No.712374827 [Report]
>>712374693
we have sometimes in the past yeah but it was more heat of the moment. knowing these guys I'm sure they had it all planned out right as the event started and they scouted us
Anonymous No.712374992 [Report]
I love that certain maps break with certain heroes.
Balanced with Sauda is a joke.
Anonymous No.712375301 [Report]
So what's the strat, chief?
Anonymous No.712375465 [Report]
Gonna try making an opening to camo trap, I need a good player to set the best score they can on it
Anonymous No.712375778 [Report] >>712375875
how in the fuck did they get a 4 on hard baked? etienne and a 200 super? even that seems impossible
Anonymous No.712375875 [Report]
>>712375778
If I had to guess it's rosa + 200 super with camo trap + royal treatment.
Anonymous No.712375942 [Report]
Love this guy, most underrated tier 4
Anonymous No.712376069 [Report] >>712376154
they're focusing everything on us already. we've clearly made enough of a name among the dojofags to get targeted on sight by the smart ones
Anonymous No.712376151 [Report] >>712475018
How the fuck did they do THAT?
Fat Pusty can solo?
Anonymous No.712376154 [Report]
>>712376069
They're just going for the relics but think that if it makes you feel better.
Anonymous No.712376694 [Report] >>712376857
Camo trap is OPEN
Anonymous No.712376857 [Report] >>712377064
>>712376694
They stole durable shots with a 7k I'm not going to bother just for them to steal it back
Maybe next CT
Anonymous No.712377064 [Report]
>>712376857
Ah fuck it what's even the point then, just let the thread die already and do something else
Anonymous No.712378223 [Report] >>712378704
This is... the end of bloons....
Anonymous No.712378704 [Report] >>712379039
>>712378223
*This is the end of the bloons for the week
For the day actually, v49 is 100% getting announced tomorrow
Anonymous No.712379039 [Report] >>712379107 >>712379401
>>712378704
Announced isn't released tho
Anonymous No.712379107 [Report] >>712379370 >>712380081
>>712379039
I hope it releases on the 19th and not later
Anonymous No.712379338 [Report]
>It's a "Didn't get a tower with natural camo from fireplace or artifacts and the last boss is Phayze" rogue legends run.
Fuck.
Anonymous No.712379370 [Report] >>712379427 >>712379457
>>712379107
It's releasing on the 26th
t. "my dad" works at NK
Anonymous No.712379401 [Report] >>712379548
>>712379039
Desperado'll bring all the boys to the yard
Anonymous No.712379427 [Report] >>712379502
>>712379370
"your dad" is a cunt then
Anonymous No.712379457 [Report]
>>712379370
that would be quite late honestly, it's already past the usual 2 month window the updates generally happen in
Anonymous No.712379502 [Report]
>>712379427
He's trans
Anonymous No.712379548 [Report] >>712382880
>>712379401
i cannot wait to see how cute and gay his paths are
Anonymous No.712380081 [Report]
>>712379107
I still think the 19th is only the release date for the apple version, they've never released an update on thursday, and it's in the middle of boss rush too.
I think it's gonna be on the 17th or 18th
Anonymous No.712381878 [Report]
>>712370930
Yea cause if it was real irl then everyone would know!
Anonymous No.712382880 [Report] >>712383031 >>712392173 >>712392602
>>712379548
>A whole new tower
>Very likely a new Corvus skin
Massive update for monkey boy enjoyers
Anonymous No.712383031 [Report] >>712383278
>>712382880
Geraldo went over a year without a skin don't get your hopes up
Anonymous No.712383278 [Report]
>>712383031
And Corvus' already gone a year and a half
Anonymous No.712383425 [Report]
Which tower is the best rubber monkey
Anonymous No.712385035 [Report] >>712386612
Which monke is the straightest?
Anonymous No.712385051 [Report]
1 Legend of the Night or 1155 Dart Monkeys?
Anonymous No.712385052 [Report]
Need gluegunner bulge frotting
Anonymous No.712386612 [Report]
>>712385035
Geraldo.
I would have said Striker but idk he's got some 1970s faggot thing going on
Anonymous No.712386825 [Report]
Cracking into blue a bit if anyone else wants to take advantage of it before they recap.
Anonymous No.712389113 [Report]
druid sex
Anonymous No.712389529 [Report] >>712389706 >>712389860 >>712390390
Cargo - ABR
PUAPKV
Thought provoking monkey team
Anonymous No.712389706 [Report]
>>712389529
But I just reached T4........
alright this one time
Anonymous No.712389860 [Report]
>>712389529
2/4, starting in 4 minutes
Anonymous No.712390390 [Report]
>>712389529
>read alternate
>oh better swap to Sauda
>game starts
hard mode let's go
Anonymous No.712390523 [Report]
Gah there's no place where he won't trojan
Anonymous No.712390950 [Report] >>712391437
From what I've heard, giving Obyn acid mixture dip is enough to make his brambles instapop a MOAB, no idea about FMOABS though
Anonymous No.712391437 [Report]
>>712390950
I don't know, what I know it's that it's fucking up with my tree because the range keeps changing lol
Anonymous No.712391641 [Report]
I feel like the play here is either flying fortress or second druid for income
Anonymous No.712391658 [Report]
Ace paragon with druid farming only, CAN IT BE DONE??!?
Anonymous No.712392173 [Report]
>>712382880
gayfags are eating good
Anonymous No.712392385 [Report] >>712392450
It can't be done...
gg
Anonymous No.712392450 [Report]
>>712392385
Maybe with a full harem of druids
Anonymous No.712392602 [Report] >>712394603
>>712382880
>Very likely a new Corvus skin
since when was that on the table? i doubt we'd get a skin and a tower at the same time
Anonymous No.712394603 [Report]
>>712392602
idk, it just feels like it's been too long without a Corvus skin. This update's already coming out later than usual, maybe they're putting the works in
Anonymous No.712395079 [Report]
Corvus skin that's him with military garb on, camo face paint, and the ghost is replaced with a drone.
Anonymous No.712395318 [Report] >>712395915 >>712395994
Could the US military stop even a single B.A.D?
Anonymous No.712395915 [Report]
>>712395318
Only if you placed a palestinian baby inside of it.
Anonymous No.712395994 [Report] >>712396226
>>712395318
Monkey tech is relative to darts, fruit, and some fire. Smaller scale modern human weaponry is probably comparable to paragons.
Anonymous No.712396226 [Report] >>712396621 >>712397486
>>712395994
You say that, but, in the best case scenario, it takes 4 Tsar Bombas just to pop the outer shell of a B.A.D
Anonymous No.712396621 [Report]
>>712396226
well, if we're being literal here, a "tsar bomba" doesn't even scratch the ground it explodes on
Anonymous No.712397486 [Report] >>712398303
>>712396226
Yeah, but realistically how powerful is a tsar bomba? The average "bomb" used by the monkeys is so *light* that its able to generic rubber balloons within the explosion radius. WW2 soldiers walked around with equipment that could tear through the hull of a tank.
What I'm thinking about is the potency of their bombs, darts, and other stuff, and then trying to scale it to a real world counterpart based on what they can do to a balloon. Like a 4/X/X Dartling seems identical to that one laser that people use to pop a bunch of balloons, and it can chew through a MOAB, so I'm just imagining MOAB class bloons being thicker rubber hides. A BAD is probably like a tire.
Anonymous No.712398303 [Report] >>712399426
>>712397486
Think about this, a full metal jacket round can fully pop a yellow bloon, that is about 4 damage. MOABs have 200 HP, so it'd take 50 full metal jacket sniper rounds to destroy the outer layer of a regular MOAB. B.A.Ds have 20k HP (the one in round 100 has 28k) and also ZOMGs and DDTs inside of them.
I can't do the calculations myself but I feel that's a good place to start
Anonymous No.712399354 [Report] >>712399526
I guess a better question would be, Could the US military (or the whole world at that point) stop an Elite Boss?
Anonymous No.712399426 [Report] >>712399748
>>712398303
Yeah but that's like a full metal jacket according to a monkey, fired from a monkey rifle. Its probably just a higher velocity dart made from better material.
Anonymous No.712399526 [Report]
>>712399354
Not even batman can
Anonymous No.712399748 [Report] >>712400469
>>712399426
I mean if you're gonna make that argument there's no point even thinking about any of this shit cuz you can apply that to everything in the game, you'll end up with nothing to make a comparison
Anonymous No.712400217 [Report]
We at least know lead is lead, and that FMJ can pop leads. We can use that to work out relative power.
Anonymous No.712400469 [Report] >>712400617
>>712399748
I mean that's how I would look at it. I think monkey weaponry is on a much smaller scale than human weaponry considering they're throwing darts at balloons.
Anonymous No.712400617 [Report] >>712400807 >>712400813
>>712400469
has anyone ever done a test to see how many balloons an actual 9mm bullet can pass through? it's gotta be a lot
Anonymous No.712400807 [Report] >>712401035
>>712400617
Water balloons but good data nonetheless
https://youtu.be/Kra45PxOOEQ?t=161
Anonymous No.712400813 [Report] >>712401130
>>712400617
I found this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1CnTEbMllU

But its not in a controlled environment and comments suggest it could easily go through way more. It still popped a lot regardless.
Anonymous No.712401035 [Report]
>>712400807
i think this one is actually quite a bad test for this, this is more of a question of "how far will a bullet travel through water?" the resistance of water is an order of magnitude higher than air, this would be the same test if the bullet was just shot into a pool or something
Anonymous No.712401130 [Report] >>712401524
>>712400813
for this one, i would have just used up a small roll of tape along the line to hold them all together so they don't blow apart so much
Anonymous No.712401179 [Report] >>712401352
boat hero needs a buff, being able to be placed on land, like the mermonkey
and the tank hero needs to be cheaper
Anonymous No.712401352 [Report]
>>712401179
well, if brickell could be placed on land, what would be the point? her buff only affects water towers so anything on land in range gets nothing, and if you're on a land heavy map you can't use water towers, whereon brickells damage isn't good enough to justify being there, unless you just want her bomb ability, in which case buy a moab assassin or elim
Anonymous No.712401524 [Report] >>712401743
>>712401130
It has me wondering if a sheet of paper would be harder to penetrate than a balloon. I thought about how a shot into a phone book might be a good measurement, or a lot of individual sheets with slight spacing between in case an actual stack of paper might give extra resistance.
Anonymous No.712401743 [Report]
>>712401524
i don't think so, rubber has the ability to distribute force evenly across it's surface as well as the ability to bend in response to trauma, i imagine if you have a stack of paper then a stack of rubber the same thickness would be harder for a bullet to go through.
Anonymous No.712403717 [Report] >>712403792
Post monkeys in skintight rubber suits
Anonymous No.712403792 [Report] >>712403990
>>712403717
so your obsession begins anew, huh
Anonymous No.712403990 [Report] >>712426784
>>712403792
Some of the recent art of monkeys in suits made by anons here has revived it so yes
Anonymous No.712404719 [Report] >>712408220
monkeys with clothing but still barefoot :3
Anonymous No.712408220 [Report]
>>712404719
perfect
Anonymous No.712408642 [Report]
>>712362879
ice is not magic, dumdum
Anonymous No.712410968 [Report] >>712439129 >>712439443 >>712441548
>>712370559
thanks monkemonkey, time for another day where I try to keep the thread alive but can't because of work and I can't see what page we're at because readchan is shit. Kurobaex's interface is shit too so I don't like using that one
this is a cry for help
Anonymous No.712413610 [Report]
pop
Anonymous No.712415291 [Report] >>712417241 >>712418901 >>712444563
>boat hero
>boat tower
>tank hero
>the gaping void where a tank tower would go
Anonymous No.712417241 [Report]
>>712415291
Bomb shooter
Anonymous No.712418136 [Report]
What are going to be the hardest paragons to balance when they eventually come out?
My bet is on Sniper, Glue, Ice and Dartling. Not that balance is a huge concern thanks to the Sparagon.
Anonymous No.712418901 [Report] >>712419618
>>712415291
What could a Monkey Tank do that would be different from Churchill? Since Brickell's thing is giving a crazy buff to boats.
Anonymous No.712419372 [Report]
Anonymous No.712419618 [Report]
>>712418901
Anything you want, anon. That's the magic of tanks.

>flame tank with a gimmick to set it apart from mid path wizard
>MRL that shoots like Rosalia's micromissile ability
>APC that borrows the Heli and Temple gimmicks by changing attacks on what other towers you put inside it
Anonymous No.712420067 [Report] >>712420329 >>712420532 >>712422612 >>712427219 >>712492214
All fairly standard stuff
>life leaking gimmick passive
Oh for the love of. Knock it off NK. They're always the worst fucking things. Stop it.
Anonymous No.712420329 [Report]
>>712420067
Life Leaking Passives are only of use to me on races (Bomblitz) or certain bosses (Lych with Elite Defender), this one doesn't seem that great.
Anonymous No.712420532 [Report]
>>712420067
>Reclaim cash from leaked bloons
What's the point of this? Why would you want a tower that needs to intentionally leak to deal with the wave?
Anonymous No.712420818 [Report]
>what if Buckshot and middle crosspath Maim MOAB had a baby
>but short range instead of global
thank you very cool
Anonymous No.712422612 [Report]
>>712420067
>top
>bottom
>middle
is it too much to ask to just do type it top-middle-bottom like a sentient being
Anonymous No.712423837 [Report] >>712423898
>thread still up
Anonymous No.712423898 [Report]
>>712423837
apes together strong
Anonymous No.712424049 [Report]
Holy shit we are caged
Anonymous No.712424056 [Report] >>712438535 >>712442627
Gee Desperado, TWO hammers?
Anonymous No.712425298 [Report] >>712425768 >>712426314 >>712426346
is the jetpack girl monkey any good?
Anonymous No.712425662 [Report] >>712426639
SINCASTEEEER
Anonymous No.712425768 [Report]
>>712425298
She's alright. Requires some micro if you want the most out of her.
Anonymous No.712426314 [Report] >>712426530
>>712425298
She's really nice even without micro, and the little micro you have to do for her isn't that bad cause it's stuff you can figure out on your own
Anonymous No.712426346 [Report]
>>712425298
Love her for CT solos
Anonymous No.712426530 [Report]
>>712426314
>the little micro you have to do for her
I should rephrase this, it's the micro you CAN do, because it's really not necessary
Anonymous No.712426639 [Report]
>>712425662
too busy drawing mewtwo dick
Anonymous No.712426784 [Report]
>>712403990
Where can a nigga find some of this recent art of monkeys in suits?
Anonymous No.712427082 [Report] >>712427212
the hell is the strat on AAD
Anonymous No.712427212 [Report]
>>712427082
post a screenshot you dork
Anonymous No.712427219 [Report]
>>712420067
>Words words words
Let me see them aaa
Anonymous No.712427642 [Report] >>712427735
>>712358539 (OP)
Corvus and Geraldo hold #1 and #2, she's #3.
Anonymous No.712427735 [Report] >>712428305
>>712427642
>Geraldo
Lol
Anonymous No.712427930 [Report] >>712428265
Anonymous No.712428009 [Report] >>712429087 >>712429225
i've been gone out of btd6 discussion too long there's a fucking cowboy monkey now holy shit
Anonymous No.712428013 [Report] >>712428481
blue is unbeatable but red sucks monke dick.
I did what I can. Now it's your turn, chads.
Anonymous No.712428265 [Report] >>712428289 >>712428809
>>712427930
I dunno, 420 Heli? How much is that
Anonymous No.712428289 [Report] >>712429105
>>712428265
there's no way that survives to 92
Anonymous No.712428305 [Report]
>>712427735
Even with nerfs he is still useful. Paragon totems, Jerry's fire and Quincy figuring are god sends for various purposes.
Anonymous No.712428481 [Report] >>712428809
>>712428013
I think we've beaten blue before several times. It seems like this run, they quickly got an advantage.
Anonymous No.712428809 [Report]
>>712428481
We've never beat this specific team. There's a lot of dojos around.
>>712428265
520 heli already struggles, I'm not sure if it'd even be able to beat 90. If I had to guess it's some sort of 150 druid + something else to support it.
Anonymous No.712429087 [Report] >>712429225
>>712428009
Wait till you find out there's a fish monkey
Anonymous No.712429105 [Report] >>712429296
>>712428289
you got el dorado it will be fine
Anonymous No.712429225 [Report]
>>712429087
>>712428009
wait until you find out there's a zoophile monkey
Anonymous No.712429296 [Report]
>>712429105
kek
Anonymous No.712429307 [Report] >>712429832 >>712430052 >>712430201
>>712358539 (OP)
You know what, I honestly tried playing this game recently.
It comes with my Netflix, I needed a new mobile game to play quick sessions after I deleted word trails, and I was in the mood for a tower defense, so this should have been the perfect fit.
The opening tutorial didn't really grab me, but then I got out of that and was bombarded with the visual diarrhea of a modern "I demand you look at me every hour" mobile game. Not as bad as some I've played, mind you, but it put me off enough that I'm now playing the Carmen Sandiego mobile game instead, and it isn't even fun.
Anonymous No.712429492 [Report] >>712429695
>>712358539 (OP)
I still 'member when this was a normal Tower Defense game and not a mobile gacha leaderboard hero trading card game
Anonymous No.712429695 [Report] >>712430006
>>712429492
Where's the gacha?
Where is the trading?
Where are the cards?
Anonymous No.712429832 [Report]
>>712429307
Cute blogpost
Anonymous No.712430006 [Report]
>>712429695
buying chips
buying/using balloon stones
token framing for skins (we are Fortnite now)
gambling away your savings in Bloon Monkey City
Anonymous No.712430052 [Report]
>>712429307
The menu is pretty overwhelming at first, I'll admit. Just click the big "play' button and play some levels, you can check the rest when you feel like it
Anonymous No.712430201 [Report] >>712430297
>>712429307
this is a good example of "it's fun with friends" but in this case instead of friends it's internet strangers and we have fun by lusting over the monkeys
anyways there aren't many (new) tower defense games so btd6 is the least worst. If you can stomach it then I do recommend playing for an hour and you'll be able to form a much better opinion
Anonymous No.712430297 [Report]
>>712430201
>this is a good example of "it's fun with friends" but in this case instead of friends it's internet strangers and we have fun by lusting over the monkeys
Basically
Anonymous No.712430403 [Report] >>712430895
I'm about to get camo trap, if anyone's got tickets now's the time to use them before the blue faggots leap back on it immediately
Anonymous No.712430636 [Report]
Going through all the maps to do CHIMPS. Ravine can suck my cock. Also love that Tar Pits CHIMPS is still impossible.
Anonymous No.712430895 [Report] >>712431829
>>712430403
>they're already fucking in the process of capping it after I leave the tile
holy shit I hate dojofaggots so much
Anonymous No.712431829 [Report]
>>712430895
We should totally have a dojo cheerleader for taking out our frustration
Anonymous No.712432278 [Report] >>712432625
Coop Challenge
Now with actual restrictions (but no challenge)
PVMTSX
Anonymous No.712432625 [Report]
>>712432278
I'll probably have to leave midway but sure
Anonymous No.712432890 [Report] >>712432959
I thought Necromancer got graveyard from nearby towers too
Anonymous No.712432959 [Report] >>712433079
>>712432890
Only if he kills the nearby monkeys to resurrect into obedient zombies.
Anonymous No.712433079 [Report] >>712434207
>>712432959
>another undocumented tower upgrade
god it's "this is a BIG plane" all over again
Anonymous No.712434207 [Report] >>712434584
>>712433079
Big plane is kino
Anonymous No.712434584 [Report] >>712434748
>>712434207
wait till you find out what "Big plane" without the 'ig pl' is
Anonymous No.712434748 [Report] >>712435601 >>712435743
>>712434584
uhh Bane?
Anonymous No.712435601 [Report]
>>712434748
I'm M.I.B.
Anonymous No.712435743 [Report]
>>712434748
Brother, perhaps he's wondering why someone would remove the 'ig pl' before throwing it out of a plane.
Anonymous No.712435842 [Report] >>712436074
>take Ezili for Round 100 CHIMPS Hex
>doesn't reach 20
Fucking Intermediate map XP
Anonymous No.712436074 [Report]
>>712435842
Ezili does not reach level 20 even if you place her on the first round on an Expert map.
In that best case scenario she reaches level 19 on round 99, you'd need to buy the last level.
On lower difficulties it's even worse. I hope you like energizer.
Anonymous No.712438535 [Report] >>712439128 >>712442627
>>712424056
Do double barrel revolvers actually exist?
Also he cute
Anonymous No.712439128 [Report]
>>712438535
GIS says: Yes but not like that
Anonymous No.712439129 [Report] >>712449772
>>712410968
Just use 4chan on your browser man it works fine
Anonymous No.712439443 [Report] >>712449772
>>712410968
I don't phonepost much so I don't know what options there are out there but Kurobaex works fine for me. If you don't like that one I can't really suggest anything else sorry.
Anonymous No.712441548 [Report]
>>712410968
>Kurobaex's interface is shit too so I don't like using that one
This but 4chanx
Anonymous No.712442627 [Report] >>712443946
>>712424056
>>712438535
Wouldn't be the first time
Anonymous No.712443946 [Report]
>>712442627
But does a triple hammer exist and why don't we have a monkey that uses one
Anonymous No.712444563 [Report] >>712445293
>>712415291
Was the BTD6 Beta dark and gritty?
Anonymous No.712445293 [Report] >>712453027 >>712454061
>>712444563
Bloons has never been dark and gritty
Anonymous No.712445747 [Report] >>712454061
>This track was allegedly cut from the final game because one of the founders of Ninja Kiwi, Stephen Harris, does not like space maps. It was going to be Intermediate difficulty.
Anonymous No.712446563 [Report] >>712446897 >>712447374
>CT could have been infinitely worse
Anonymous No.712446897 [Report]
>>712446563
Those two ones on the left are not unused, they can appear but only as permanent relics that unlock as the event goes.
Anonymous No.712447374 [Report]
>>712446563
I swear there was an unused relic like the monkey shield that prevented tiles from degrading for up to a day
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.712447504 [Report] >>712447592 >>712447910
>>712358539 (OP)
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.712447592 [Report] >>712447698 >>712447910
>>712447504
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.712447698 [Report] >>712447793 >>712447910 >>712448759
>>712447592
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.712447793 [Report] >>712447910
>>712447698
Anonymous No.712447910 [Report] >>712448050
>>712447504
>>712447592
>>712447698
>>712447793
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Anonymous No.712448050 [Report]
>>712447910
That's really cringe dude
Anonymous No.712448539 [Report] >>712449306
There is an immense lack of monkey business in here
Anonymous No.712448759 [Report]
>>712447698
I was gooning Admiral. I am a gooner, and I goon to Monkes, especially you Admiral. I goon to the idea of growing to the size of the Sun God and sacrificing me to your tower, this is why I was late because I was gooning to that. Would you like to see the picture of you the size of the Sun God and sacrificing me?
Anonymous No.712449306 [Report]
>>712448539
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Anonymous No.712449772 [Report]
>>712439129
I tried using my browser and it was also very annoying to navigate on phone, I'd rather use kurobaex
I think I'm just gonna keep both apps open and use ex for page count and read for posting
it's a small sacrifice
>>712439443
no worries, the thought is appreciated. I might have to tweak it a bit to get used to how I want it and I might just do that

at my pc, time to post some monkeys
Anonymous No.712450052 [Report] >>712450753
nevermind just look at CT
Anonymous No.712450753 [Report] >>712451093 >>712451182
>>712450052
Send pics
Anonymous No.712451093 [Report]
>>712450753
I'd rather not
I don't even know what to use my tickets on
Anonymous No.712451170 [Report] >>712452252
Swap to casual next CT? Stay?
Anonymous No.712451182 [Report]
>>712450753
oops I meant to send it last post but forgot
Anonymous No.712452252 [Report] >>712452398
>>712451170
I don't know, casual is always boring but CTs like this are even worse, there's no way to predict them either.
Anonymous No.712452398 [Report]
>>712452252
The main reason in my mind to go to casual would be to "skip" a CT and hope the matchmaker does not put us against these kinds of people the CT after a casual one. I do not know how the matchmaker works though so it might be a stupid decision.
Anonymous No.712453027 [Report]
>>712445293
I feel like that's a HL2 Beta joke.
Anonymous No.712454061 [Report]
>>712445293
>>712445747
There's something about these older map layouts, from like BTD5 and the flash gamesw, that's just so interesting to me; they're nothing like any map in BTD6, completely different feel in both the visuals and gameplay.
Wonder what exactly it is
Anonymous No.712454369 [Report] >>712455571 >>712455716
I want a bunch of monkeys to run a train on me uwu
Anonymous No.712455571 [Report]
>>712454369
>t. bloon
Anonymous No.712455716 [Report] >>712455921
>>712454369
You're supposed to fuck monkey boys not get fucked by them
Anonymous No.712455921 [Report] >>712458027
>>712455716
Sorry I want the monkeys to run a train on me while they call me mean things...
Anonymous No.712457129 [Report]
no faggotry allowed
Anonymous No.712457779 [Report]
why are furfags almost always actual fags?
Anonymous No.712458027 [Report] >>712458351
>>712455921
You really think this monke is capable of saying anything mean?
Anonymous No.712458179 [Report] >>712458496
>desperado is a primary tower
monkey village buffs are back on the menu
Anonymous No.712458271 [Report]
>Life is shit
>Reinstall bloons
>Hear popping sound fx
>Life is good again
How do they do it?
Anonymous No.712458351 [Report]
>>712458027
Yes, cute ones are the most speciesist
Anonymous No.712458496 [Report] >>712458582
>>712458179
50 fully buffed desperado monkeys or one man, who wins?
Anonymous No.712458582 [Report] >>712458903
>>712458496
He has a gun, anon
Anonymous No.712458903 [Report]
>>712458582
The man has a 8'' cock
Anonymous No.712459165 [Report]
i need an adora mod for bayonetta on pc
Anonymous No.712461040 [Report] >>712462154
Anonymous No.712462154 [Report]
>>712461040
Imagine riding Churchill
Anonymous No.712462498 [Report] >>712462567 >>712462569 >>712463034
i haven't played in like 3 years, what is the meta these days?
Anonymous No.712462567 [Report] >>712462645
>>712462498
same as it was 3 years ago; place monkey, pop bloon and win!
Anonymous No.712462569 [Report] >>712462645
>>712462498
Same as ever place monke pop blon
Anonymous No.712462645 [Report] >>712462760
>>712462569
>>712462567
wtf... i've been popping monkeys this whole time!
Anonymous No.712462760 [Report]
>>712462645
You had to pop their cherries dude
Anonymous No.712463034 [Report] >>712464336
>>712462498
>what is the meta these days?
Beastiality
Anonymous No.712464336 [Report] >>712466502
>>712463034
it's actually spelled bestiality heh
Anonymous No.712466502 [Report] >>712467881 >>712468206 >>712470146
>>712464336
Why?
Anonymous No.712467592 [Report] >>712469019
cap some tiles
Anonymous No.712467881 [Report]
>>712466502
Because it derives from bestial, not beast
Anonymous No.712468206 [Report]
>>712466502
BESTiality
Anonymous No.712469019 [Report]
>>712467592
mmm
no I don't think I will
Anonymous No.712470146 [Report]
>>712466502
because you touch monkeys at night
Anonymous No.712471189 [Report] >>712474831
I hope for Monkey City 2, I know they mentioned it's in the works but I crave it immediately
Anonymous No.712472674 [Report] >>712474769
Monkey City 2: Red Bloon District
Anonymous No.712474769 [Report]
>>712472674
booking a one way trip as we speak
Anonymous No.712474831 [Report]
>>712471189
>they mentioned it's in the works
Wait really, where?
Anonymous No.712475018 [Report] >>712475793
>>712376151
Pat counts as a water monkey so put him in near the center of the track. Relics: camo trap (near same area), hero boost, hard baked, box of chocolates
Anonymous No.712475793 [Report]
>>712475018
I'd be surprised if glue trap wasn't involved
Anonymous No.712477602 [Report] >>712478350
Anonymous No.712478216 [Report] >>712478887
Water Park - Hard - Monkey Team
PVDLVG
Anonymous No.712478350 [Report]
>>712477602
the game was rigged from the start...
Anonymous No.712478354 [Report] >>712478887
No I guess I'll be crashing for no reason thank you NK
Anonymous No.712478695 [Report]
On steam, does it say Desperado is coming on the 18th or 19th for you guys?
Anonymous No.712478887 [Report]
>>712478216
>>712478354
I just saw it, host again if you can
Anonymous No.712479034 [Report] >>712479124
PVEGGX
Anonymous No.712479124 [Report]
>>712479034
EGG
Anonymous No.712479392 [Report] >>712479571
it's alarming how many sleepy monkeys there are, but also reassuring
Anonymous No.712479571 [Report]
>>712479392
I too produce smog when asleep
Anonymous No.712480618 [Report] >>712481014
>want to farm some monkey money
>play some random intermediate map
>tab to 4chan
>miss round 40 moab
>"whatever, continue"
>200MM
>tab to 4chan
>lose round 63
>"I will NOT restart now"
>400MM
>finish the map
>Congratz!. Here are your 440MM!

Happens every other day.
Anonymous No.712481014 [Report] >>712481332
>>712480618
>not farming Dark Castle Deflation
Anonymous No.712481332 [Report] >>712481434
>>712481014
>hating your life
Anonymous No.712481434 [Report] >>712481607
>>712481332
>spending 600 MM to earn 440 MM because you want to AFK like you're farming Deflation
Anonymous No.712481607 [Report]
>>712481434
it's called aidsdhd you wouldn't understand
Anonymous No.712481914 [Report]
monke for the ninty ds
Anonymous No.712482223 [Report] >>712482291 >>712482387
how bad is the map, are we giving up? should I bother spending my tickets?
Anonymous No.712482291 [Report] >>712484339
>>712482223
It's over.
I wouldn't even bother trying to pass red, which would be easy, because I'd rather we end up as low as possible so the matchmaking takes pity on us.
Anonymous No.712482387 [Report]
>>712482223
It never even began
Anonymous No.712482530 [Report] >>712482642 >>712482783
>>712366261
I assume we'll be getting a paragon with his release as well?
Anonymous No.712482642 [Report] >>712482742
>>712482530
No? Why would we?
Anonymous No.712482742 [Report] >>712482782
>>712482642
Why not? He'd be incomplete.
Anonymous No.712482782 [Report]
>>712482742
Tell that to Beast Handler and Mermonkey
Anonymous No.712482783 [Report] >>712482886
>>712482530
They said they're aiming for a new paragon in december in I don't know which update probably the last one.
Anonymous No.712482869 [Report]
>>712358539 (OP)
Fuck off Hive Queen
Anonymous No.712482886 [Report] >>712484137 >>712484246
>>712482783
>december
What the actual fuck.
Anonymous No.712484137 [Report]
>>712482886
They've got the second Legends DLC to crap out this year
Anonymous No.712484246 [Report] >>712486167
>>712482886
In that same text they said that originally they were only planning to do 1 paragon per year but that since people wanted more they were going to work hard to get a second one before the year ended.
Anonymous No.712484293 [Report] >>712485152
It's funny that the only reason they decided to fix the console versions was the switch 2
Anonymous No.712484339 [Report] >>712485109
>>712482291
What the fuck happened to you?
Anonymous No.712485109 [Report]
>>712484339
What?
Winning against blue is impossible and I'd prefer if we lost as much MMR or whatever the game uses so we don't match against one of these tryhard teams again next CT. Do you actually care about getting 2nd or 3rd? I personally don't, at this point I'd rather get 6th just to drop as much as possible.
Anonymous No.712485152 [Report] >>712485846
>>712484293
It does have mouse mode
Anonymous No.712485846 [Report]
>>712485152
Bloons seems surprisingly playable on controller
https://files.catbox.moe/ipa6fl.mp4
Anonymous No.712486167 [Report]
>>712484246
>1 per year
1 per quarter would be better. Finish all the "missing" content like paragons and anything new can just remain as maps and Legends stuff.
Anonymous No.712488012 [Report]
bepis
Anonymous No.712489076 [Report] >>712489257 >>712489475
Sunkem Columns - Monkey Team
PVRLTT
Think CHIMPS is doable with this?
Anonymous No.712489257 [Report]
>>712489076
I think it should be but it might be shaky.
Anonymous No.712489475 [Report]
>>712489076
2/4, starting in 3
Anonymous No.712489923 [Report] >>712489984
the terror....
Anonymous No.712489984 [Report] >>712490091
>>712489923
Can you host again while I swap to gwen/sauda or are we losing the monkey team if we do that
Anonymous No.712489994 [Report]
Place a tack at the top
Anonymous No.712490091 [Report]
>>712489984
You replied to the wrong guy
PVYHDX
Anonymous No.712490115 [Report] >>712490147
what the fuck are you doing p3
Anonymous No.712490147 [Report]
>>712490115
Please quiet down he's sleeping.
Anonymous No.712490229 [Report] >>712490739 >>712491040 >>712492381 >>712492539 >>712494043 >>712497714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbilbLrWpk
Anonymous No.712490336 [Report] >>712490375
What the fuck is that sauda placement dude
Anonymous No.712490375 [Report]
>>712490336
Saving the good placement for a boomerang or tack?
Anonymous No.712490739 [Report]
>>712490229
Aw it doesn't look like his upgrades change much
Anonymous No.712491040 [Report] >>712491471 >>712495710
>>712490229
was this shown off as a little teaser thing? can ice just be placed on water now? this is a 000
Anonymous No.712491047 [Report] >>712492214
>oh cool cowboy hero
>it's a fucking tower
Holy fuck what
How is he gonna be different from the Sniper monke?
Anonymous No.712491349 [Report]
Yep, figured 62 was going to be a problem if we got the archmage first.
Anonymous No.712491471 [Report]
>>712491040
I think so holy shit.
What are the implications of this?
Anonymous No.712491761 [Report]
Inferno Ring now? We should afford it before 95.
Anonymous No.712492110 [Report]
I am a broken man
Anonymous No.712492135 [Report]
Yeah I wanted to place decamo wizards in case that happened
Anonymous No.712492214 [Report] >>712492413
>>712491047
>>712420067
Bro we already know what his paths are
Anonymous No.712492381 [Report] >>712492981
>>712490229
It has been 555 days since Corvus' release.
And still no skin
Anonymous No.712492413 [Report]
>>712492214
Sounds like sniper monkeys with stolen gimmicks from other towers
Anonymous No.712492539 [Report] >>712492737 >>712492952
>>712490229
https://old.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/1la1b5n/bloons_td_6_v490_update_preview/
>Retry Last Round for co-op CHIMPS
Yooooo
Anonymous No.712492737 [Report]
>>712492539
But I wanted that NOW
seriously though finally, nice addition
Anonymous No.712492952 [Report]
>>712492539
>Tower Placement Snapping accessibility option added (in-game accessibility option)
Please be good please be good please be good
Anonymous No.712492981 [Report]
>>712492381
Hack devs
Anonymous No.712493317 [Report] >>712493659
when patch comes out we will be having a co op desperado unlocking and levelling marathon so we can all have the gay cowboy at maximum homosexuality as soon as possible
Anonymous No.712493659 [Report] >>712494705
>>712493317
I am straight thank you very much.
Anonymous No.712493861 [Report]
Firing Range - Hard - Monkey Team

PVLWCG
Anonymous No.712494043 [Report] >>712494112
>>712490229
How big is his desperass?
Anonymous No.712494112 [Report] >>712505235
>>712494043
Anonymous No.712494705 [Report]
>>712493659
Not after we're done
Anonymous No.712495710 [Report] >>712495743 >>712496109
>>712491040
>price reduced
>can be placed in water now
What's the catch?
Anonymous No.712495743 [Report]
>>712495710
He's cool
Anonymous No.712495839 [Report]
gg
Anonymous No.712496109 [Report]
>>712495710
He's still Ice Monkey and therefore terrible outside of T4/5
Anonymous No.712497365 [Report] >>712497407 >>712497420
anyone wanna do the co-op challenge real quick?
Anonymous No.712497407 [Report] >>712497457
>>712497365
yes
Anonymous No.712497420 [Report] >>712497457
>>712497365
Post a code
Anonymous No.712497457 [Report]
>>712497407
>>712497420
PVOALB
Anonymous No.712497553 [Report] >>712497595
you guys wanna wait for one more or just send it?
Anonymous No.712497595 [Report]
>>712497553
Give it like 2-3 mins just to be safe
Anonymous No.712497714 [Report] >>712497958
>>712490229
Thoughts on his design so far?
Anonymous No.712497958 [Report] >>712499083
>>712497714
Who said you could steal me drip, cunt?
Anonymous No.712498304 [Report] >>712498394
Can a human and monkey find love together?
Anonymous No.712498394 [Report]
>>712498304
he'd split the monke open
Anonymous No.712498610 [Report] >>712498736
nice, easy win. thanks for the quick run guys, I've been sleeping on bottom path dartling.
Anonymous No.712498618 [Report]
gg
Dartling is such a fun tower
Anonymous No.712498664 [Report]
hero tier list

the one with slashy swords
bow guy
the rest take effort and therefore suck
Anonymous No.712498698 [Report]
One day we'll get that BEZ CHIMPS...
Anonymous No.712498736 [Report]
>>712498610
He's pretty good, just keep in mind he can't pop lead at all, so you gotta get an MIB for him (or spam 200 alchs)
Anonymous No.712499083 [Report]
>>712497958
>Australian monkey (boomerang)
>American monkey (desperado)
We need a british and canadian monkey to finish the anglosphere
Anonymous No.712500617 [Report] >>712500692
Anonymous No.712500692 [Report] >>712500773
>>712500617
Anonymous No.712500773 [Report] >>712500846
>>712500692
Anonymous No.712500846 [Report] >>712500904
>>712500773
Anonymous No.712500904 [Report]
>>712500846
jej
Ezili a cute
Anonymous No.712501267 [Report] >>712505160
Anonymous No.712503049 [Report]
monkebump
Anonymous No.712505160 [Report]
>>712501267
I thought I saw this at first https://files.catbox.moe/998my7.png
Anonymous No.712505235 [Report] >>712507226
>>712494112
Cowboy monkey has a dumpy THAT fat?!
Anonymous No.712507226 [Report]
>>712505235
That's a boomerang pretending actually