Thread 712359330

Congratulations, we're now stuck here because the Normies only know to consoom their Sontendo content and so now here comes the price jacking and buying 2,000 dollar USD consoles because its heckin NINTENDO

When just 10 years ago we had gamers standing up against the Xbone.

>>712359330 (OP)
>When just 10 years ago we had gamers standing up against the Xbone
If the Xbone had games people wanted it would've been a different story

>>712359330 (OP)
Okay doomer

>>712359474
>I LE WANT the 20th rehash of Mario Kart and this is WORTH 660 USD on Launch for the power of a PS4

If you WANT this, YOU are the issue and I guarantee you did not have DISPOSABLE INCOME when the Xbone came out ZOOMZOOM.

The switch 2 has a game.

>>712359780
Mariokart is a SNES Game, the switch 2 has.... A TUTORIAL

having a blast, real sorry that you aren't :)

>>712359913
Your life is pathetic ngl

>>712359672
I didn't say I wanted it. Mario Kart has mass appeal though

>>712359985
Mariokart is a SNES game, the switch 2 does not have games, it has rehashes and a cult.

>>712360061
Okay. Still has mass appeal and is a popular item, which is what Xbox has lacked

>>712359672
>WORTH 660 USD
You're making up numbers

>>712359330 (OP)
>10 years ago we had gamers standing up against the Xbone
and now nobody cares about physical games
micsrosft were right about the way things were going to go

>>712360201
After accessories, the main price of the console and the $100 USD it costs to buy new games on it, the average switchtard will have spent 600 dollars for a gaming experience worse than some kartracing game put out on the PS4 a decade ago, less original too

Deranged snoy tears taste so good. PLEASE keep making these melty threads

>>712359330 (OP)
Thank you God for doing your best to gatekeep gaming from the poor.

>>712359330 (OP)
steam deck lost, palworld lost, yuzu lost, ryujinx lost steamie chuds lost. nintendo won.

>>712360279
>and the $100 USD it costs to buy new games on it
You're making up numbers again

Why are you guys so angry about the only respectable videogame devs doing well?

>>712360310
>poor
Go in the Ghetto and count how many residents carry around the newest iphone and then go act like you're rich again for spending your government gibs this month on the newest Nintendo console

>>712359330 (OP)
>and so now here comes the price jacking and buying 2,000 dollar USD consoles because its heckin NINTENDO
Should have stood up to sony if you didn't want it.

>>712360398
>Release the same videogame for the 20th year in a row
>disrespect your fans so much you make the only launch title a literal tutorial and kartslop
>they still defend you in the grips of nostalgia

I hope the next animal crossing is good.

>>712360460
You're seething about the price of a product that isn't required to live your life.
Its sour grapes or poverty, which afflicts you?

>>712359330 (OP)
>When just 10 years ago we had gamers standing up against the Xbone.
By buying the PS4, a Playstation nearly indistinguishable from an Xbox. Complete with paid online subscriptions.

>>712360665
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE AN OPINION ON THE MAJOR PLAYERS IN AN INDUSTRY YOU PERSONALLY HAVE AN INTEREST IN
>LET ME JUST HECKIN SET THE STANDARD BY BUYING AN OVER PRICED CONSOLE FOR CHILDREN WITH HARDWARE 2 GENERATIONS OUT OF DATE AND DON'T DARE TALK ABOUT HOW BAD A DEAL IT IS

Lol, lmao even

>>712359330 (OP)
i will always support nintendo just to piss off you chuds

>>712360836
>Chuds
Nintendo is the most transphobic of all the big 3 gaming giants.
Try a better word

>>712360915
>*Faggotphobic
FTFY

>>712360560
How is Mario Odyssey the same game as Galaxy,64,world?

>>712360915
nice try chuddy, go play your steam deck oh wait its shit and it flopped lmao

>>712361048
That's weird I don't remember the Switch 2 launching with Mario Odyssey a brand new Mario platforming experience

>>712359330 (OP)
Keep entertaining me, macaco.
Your suffering is my delight.

>>712359330 (OP)
It's kinda a bittersweet relief to be done with modern gaming
Although I do wanna play some of the new stuff, I'm just not going to reward all the skeezy shit nintendo is doing and continuing from switch 1

3.5 milly is nothing in the grand scheme of things, (you) can still make a difference and vote with your wallet. a lot of those are probably scalpers anyway.

>>712360812
So is it sour grapes or just poverty that makes you so autistic and mad?

Seethe harder Eric. Seethe.

>>712361389
>poverty
Again, go to the Ghetto and count the number of residents with the newest iPhone walking the streets and then act like 2million disabled tendies didn't drop their gibs on their autism simulator last week.

>>712359780
The 9th iteration of Mario Kart. That's exciting.

What a peculiar cope

>>712361164
? Youre the one saying Nintendo release the same game every time

>>712359330 (OP)
If you don't like it, don't buy it. Let the basedjacks have their fun. I haven't seen a single exclusive that's a must have, so I am immune to the nintendie virus.

>>712361745
1992 Super Mario Kart
1993
1994
1995
1996 Mario Kart 64
1997
1998
1999
2000
2001 Mario Kart: Super Circuit
2002
2003 Mario Kart: Double Dash
2004
2005 Mario Kart Arcade GP
Mario Kart DS
2006
2007 Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
2008 Mario Kart Wii
2009
2010
2011 Mario Kart 7
2012
2013 Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
2014 Mario Kart 8
2015
2016
2017 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Mario Kart Arcade GP VR
2018
2019 Mario Kart Tour
2020 Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025 Mario Kart World

>>712361846
/v/really? You turned SÖY into 'based'... come on now.

>>712361925
You can remove the arcade games, the 8 port and the mobile game

>>712361517
So is it just sour grapes that makes you so mad that people that aren't you can afford things that they don't strictly need to live or is it your poverty as well that makes you sperg like this?

>>712362134
And none of that changes the fact that you paid 800 dollars for an experience you could have had in 2017 with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

>>712361925
>>Release the same videogame for the 20th year in a row
>that list
>in a row
HMMMMM....

>>712362376
I paid 420britbongs though

>>712362360
Anyone can afford a Switch 2, do you have reading comprehension? It doesn't make you rich to have a switch 2.
You're like the little kid that asks a professional athlete if they have $1000 dollars and then when they say yes you get your mind blown as if $1000 dollars is the most amount of money you can have in the world.

It's the only reason you're here, calling me poor for saying it's not worth the value, while dodging every metric of the subject that actually goes into discussing if a console with 2 generations out of date hardware with only rehashed shovelware is worth its asking price.

Protip: It isn't!

>>712362376
what a pathetic, delusional piece of trash.

>>712361925
You know what's funny to me, Tlou only has two games but has the same amount of releases as Mario Kart in the same time frame.

>ARE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN?!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712362594
>I'm not poor, I just think my subjective opinions are objective facts
Oh so you suffer from autism, no wonder you're so hostile when someone doesn't share your retarded opinions.

>>712362857
There is nothing subjective about saying the Switch 2's hardware is multiple generations out of date!

Cry more!

>>712362926
The irony of telling someone else to cry when you've been crying the whole thread

>>712362926
and it makes you so fucking mad!

Get anally devastated!

>>712361108
> Faggot and his faggot drugs

>>712361108
>estrogen and high blood pressure tablets
seems about right

>>712363005
The irony of telling someone else that they're crying because they disagree with you is wild!

You've just made the equivalent of "NOOO U!!" with tears streaming down your face dawg.

You still haven't made a single argument why a new console with 2 generations out of date hardware is worth purchasing when handheld tablets from other companies pack a better punch for the price margin, and a much more massive game library.

>>712363164
Cry harder :) Your tears sustain me.

>>712363093
>>712363092
don't be phobic..

>>712361925
And how is that the same fucking game idiot lmao, im sure you guys dont play games at all

>>712359330 (OP)
>Sontendo
lol

>>712362926
Yet people are buying them, so clearly it is subjective based on the utility that the purchasers find in it.
Keep confusing your opinions with facts though autismo, surely someone will be convinced by your screeching

>>712363164
HAHAHAHAHA
I almost can see your tears through the screen. Holy shit. What a fucking pathetic existence.

Tomorrow will be glorious.

>>712363234
you can't drink air senpai, nor can you play a modern day title on the Switch 2, maybe the switch 3 will be able to actually run an AAA game released in the year it came out!

>>712363367
>Yet people are buying them, so clearly it is subjective
No, that doesn't make it subjective, you objectively have no clue what these words mean.

Objectively, the Switch 2 has hardware equivalent to a PS4 making it multiple generations out of date.

>>712361925
It is really cute how you wrote this up as a sort of gotcha

>>712360061
I cant seem to find mario kart world anywhere in the SNES library
mind pointing it out to me?

>>712363569
>wrote
man you're a grade A level retard arent you, did you share that post in your le epic owned trolling discord where you circlejerk how fucking mentally retarded you are?

Or do zoomies not realize copy and paste is a function that works

>>712361925
Being nice and excluding a free demo, you see far more GT games in less time with less innovation between them

>>712362926
The Switch was a PS3 tier console at a time the PS4 was out for a while.
The Switch 2 is mostly comparable to a Series S which is a current gen system - the weakest one but still. Nintendo is in a way better position with the Switch 2. The original Switch was massively outdated the day it got released and the same can't be said here.

>>712359330 (OP)
No idea how switch 2 being a success means consoles are $2000 now but it's your head your schizophrenia man.

>>712363954
>The Switch was a PS3 tier console
why does it run bayonetta better than the PS3 version?

>>712359330 (OP)
>Normies
Yes.

>>712364016
Because its still better than a PS3. But compared to other system the PS3 is the closest example.

>>712364016
the cell processor

>>712359330 (OP)
>Gamers ROSE UP against the xbone!
Xbone had nogaems. Had that thing launched with a good Halo, we'd be in a different world.

>>712361925
Bros is one game per console too much?

>>712359330 (OP)
>Normies only know to consoom their Sontendo content
Nobody cares about the goystation anymore, sony lost. Which by the way proves your argument wrong: people are buying Nintendo because they release fun exclusive games in an affordable package, that's it, and and it's more than enough.

>>712363708
I still don't get it. That's a completely normal spacing of titles for a longstanding series.

Why did you do it, /v/?

>>712364392
Why should I donate to people whose lives don't affect me

>>712364392
I can't believe this propaganda didn't work

>>712363546
Not him, but I subjectively don't care about hardware. I subjectively care about Nintendo software which I subjectively think is the best in the industry. Now what, you gigantic autismo? Try not to have your head explode.

>>712363954
The Switch also didn't lead the head in increasing the entire videogame industries gaming standards, did not have a paid tutorial on its launch, and was innovative in what it offered for its handheld gaming device.

Since its launch, there has been massive leaps in other gaming tablets, with Steam Deck leading the charge making a seemless integration with your PC library.

In the meantime Nintendo is jacking up industry standards, offering their same rehashed uninspired slop for the last 2 decades in terms of the actual games content, and now has a lot of competition. Unless you're actually playing for their shitty multiplayer, emulators on a deck does everything.

Imagine if Nintendo charged for Wii Sports. Reggie had to slap some sense into Japan that was sorely lacking this time around.

>>712364284
According to the Snoys yes. After all Sony are known for not being exactly loyal to their big franchises.
Jak and Dexter? Dead.
Sly Cooper? Dead.
Uncharted? Even that had to go.
Sackboy? No longer even considered part of the big PS history.
Nintendo meanwhile have sticked to their big franchises since the very beginning. Metroid? Started on NES, Mario Bros? on NES. Zelda? Of course NES.
And Sony fucked up hard not nurturing some big iconic brands cause right now they are desperately trying to change that making Horizon, Dad of War and TLOU their big faces - Too bad hardly anyone gives a shit. The majority of PS owners use the console as a GTA, FIFA , Fortnite and Netflix machine. All things you can play without owning a Playstation.

>>712364487
>I subjectively care about Nintendo software
Every game on the Switch can be ran better on a Steam Deck or PC.

>>712364392
>what are taxes
I pay them already little autistic furfaggot sex pest

>>712361108
Is the red thing your dilator

>>712364152
>Mario Klart: Whirred at 87 and dropping
Astro Chud won.

>>712364392
This guy need to learn a better tecnique to ask for money honestly

>>712359330 (OP)
No one in their right mind would pay for a switch 2 to pay $80 for games to play them on 30 fps. Absolute retards.

>>712364596
Just the single player games and all you're doing is cranking up the frame rate, which any hacked switch can already do

>>712364560
>Zelda
Wrong, there hasn't been a Zelda game 2013, how could you be this fucking wrong!

>>712364661
what other games are $80?

>>712363367
Nintendo could have shit in a box and you'd still buy it. Because you're a sheep and consumption is your personality

>>712363546
If hardware was such an objective problem for it then no one would buy it, in addition if hardware matters so much why is any console made as they all underperform compared to computers.
Therefore clearly hardware is subjective to the total utility that the owner finds in a console.
You cannot afford a switch 2 much less a nice computer so you come to shit up the board with endless cope and sour grapes.
Faggot

>>712364626
You're a PC vegan pretending to be a snoy to get a reaction

>>712364747
>Just the single player games
The only games that matter. Nobody buys Nintendo consoles for online multiplayer, I mean for fuck sakes their dedicated professional gamers play a 20+ year old game from the gamecube because everything else has been so fucking SHIT!

>>712364756
you should really give echoes a try anon, its fun

>>712364596
I have no interest in a PC or Deck. Even if I did own such devices I wouldn't be emulating because I subjectively find it to be wrong.

>>712364875
Facts state otherwise lil champ

>>712364906
I beat it, but I wouldn't called it a Zelda game, they tried their hardest to make a classic zelda overworld into BoTW.

>>712364392
Why would I give my money to a bunch of mentally ill degenerates instead of enjoying the fruits of my labor?

>>712364875
Splatoon puts holes in your theory lli bro

>>712364392
Damn, time to buy one for each family member

>>712364842
>If hardware was such an objective problem for it then no one would buy it
Objectively it's hardware is equivalent to a PS4.
This is an objective fact.

Objectively, it is a problem and holds back the entire gaming industry when developers feel like they have to make their games run on hardware from 2 generations ago in order to reach the broadest market appeal.

>>712364808
600 dollars is less money than I make in a single day, why would I care about that?

>>712365104
What graphics card do you have in your computer, if it isn't a 5080 or better you too are holding graphics back.
Retarded faggot.

>>712359672
There have been 9 Mario kart games over the span of 33 years. 3 of them were handheld only

>>712364613
sometimes.

>>712365104
Yeah wrong again lil buddy. You just wake up from a coma? Nintendo was the recession champ and thrived because everyone else has bloated boxes and 10 year dev cycles. They literally expanded and absorbed talent while everyone else was making cuts.

>>712365104
If you wanna be more accurate.
The Switch 2 is kind of a sidegrade to the Series S - it is worse in some areas but better than others. If anything developers vastly prefer to work with the Switch 2 hardware cause its overall a more rounded system. The Series S is extremely unpopular for developers due to it's weird bottlenecks especially on the GPU side.

>>712365212
it's a 3080ti, which is expected to still be more powerful than whatever will be put out in the PS6.
> if it isn't a 5080 or better you too are holding graphics back.
5080's account for less than 0.5% of the steam hardware survey, and people aren't determining the graphical settings of their games based off that 0.5%.

The Switch however is the Industry leader, and has serious sway and influence in the meeting room when it comes to developers deciding what console to put their game on.

>>712365279
And they should've done the responsible thing and released a console at least as powerful as the Ps5, instead they released a portable Ps4

>>712364596
>Every game on the Switch can be ran better on a Steam Deck
Lol, do I gotta post that Forgotten Lands webm

>>712365932
>they should've done the responsible thing and released a console at least as powerful as the Ps5
why?

>>712365834
>Its different if my GPU is two generations out of date, I'm far better than console makers
By your own shit logic you too are the problem, keep coping faggot

>>712366030
No, that's not at all what I've been saying and you lack any proper reading comprehension you mentally ill retarded faggot.
Which is understandable, because you'll purchase anything with the stamp of approval by whatever corporate overlord you tongue punch the shitter off.

>>712365548
Final Fantasy XVI looks and runs like shit on Series X. I can’t imagine how bad it is on the series s.

>>712366207
>Final Fantasy XVI
I'm guessing it's a half-assed port job?

>>712364860
Fuck off, I genuinely hate the PoserCommunity the most. Concord was tailor made for them, day and date.
PS discussion got brigaded "Japan is dying", "niche trash", "one and done" and port begging for years in the PS4 days and that was the result as predicted. I knew what that shit would be before ever seeing a character.

>>712365932
You aren't listening are you? It's like you're just waiting for your turn to talk. So weird.

>>712366137
>he said with is out of date graphics card from pre covid
Yea okay faggot, everyone else but you is the problem and you are the only intelligent one anywhere.

>>712366704
>18th best GPU
>despite being out for half a decade because companies like Nintendo keep holding back the industry minimum standard it's still able to run every release at the highest settings

lol, cope more ps4 boy

>>712366939
>accuses others of holding gaming back while simultaneously having a gpu from over 5 years ago
You argue and act like a Jew.

>>712366939
You retarded faggot.

>>712367120
Brother in christ someone update this AI bots system. It lacks the proper ability to comprehend hardware and its power
>>712367285
(samefag)

>>712364392
"But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to make dinosaurs"

Nintendo is my friend

>>712364392
>Spend that money on Sonyfags instead!
lol who are you trying to fool?

>>712367343
>consoles without brand new hardware are bad and holding gaming back
>my computer with outdated hardware is not holding gaming back
>I think others are retarded
No that's just you

>>712362000
Newfag

Nintendo is God

>>712359330 (OP)
I can only hope that it gets blown wide open like the original switch

Launch windows are a meme nowadays. Fomo cattle are the minority, let’s see the Q4 sales

>Spends months shitposting that Switch 2 is going to flop
>Universe uses Uno reverse card (again)
>AIEEEEEEEEEEE PEOPLE BUYING GOOD HARDWARE AND GAMES IS BAD ACK!TUALL
Snoys have humiliation fetish, don't they?

>>712367998
>lets see the Q4 sales after black friday, christmas and a new pokemon game come out

>>712367792
It isn't about how outdated it is, it's about how powerful it is.
The market share of people that have a videocard more powerful than the 3080ti make up 10% of Steam market.

The 3080Ti can safely run every game released so far at the highest settings. It's the top percentile of the industry, and even being two generations out of date it's still better than what 99% of gamers are putting into their PC. (PC Market share is lower than consoles and all consoles have worse hardware).

>>712361048
Why are you replying to the lowest effort bait?
Anyone who actually games knows Nintendo constantly mixes things up, adds new mechanics or play styles.
They very rarely 'rehash' shit.
It's just seething and malding snoys and steamfags enraged Nintendo won't bend the knee.

>>712364971
It is a Zelda game in fact you literally play as zelda

>>712368471
>Anyone who actually games knows Nintendo constantly mixes things up, adds new mechanics or play styles.

Nintendo hasn't made an innovative gameplay feature since pre-switch.

>>712363295
cease being antiwhite anon.
It damages the soul.

>>712368548
ring fit adventure

Nintendo games are for children. The characters are all simplified cartoonish forms with bulbous features and bright primary colors. They speak in unintelligible 'bing bing wahoo' language. The games are simplified and dumbed down experiences favoring style over substance.

>>712368528
It's a Zelda game in the same sense that the CD-I games are "Zelda games."

More so actually, because to children playing it, this will be their Zelda, and it is an actual enjoyable game to stake a franchise in but it certainly isn't a "Zelda game" in a sense that it does or accomplishes the same notes/feelings you get in playing every other Zelda game that came before.

>>712368727
>Video games are for children
FTFY

>>712368651
>ring fit adventure
mother fucker, got me on waggle technicality.
Still, when you're right you are right.

>>712368548
Incredible post.
Anyone have the image with all journalists and other game developers wondering how they managed to get TotK to work.

>>712364971
you bitter loser can be mad all you want but BotW, TotK and EoW are all true zelda games to their core.
Stay salty.

>>712368727
at least nintendo makes games, instead of cancelling them

>>712368437
So based on what you're saying hardware doesn't matter instead what matters is the enjoyment people get out of their gaming experience, which in turn means that the switch 2 is perfectly fine.
Thank you for agreeing with me after your poverty came to light.

>>712368727
Now say that without crying.

>>712368808
>GSG is for children

>>712368838
its nothing remotely close to waggling

>>712364661
Which $80 games are 30fps?

>>712368929
All video games are for kids yes

>>712359330 (OP)
>When just 10 years ago we had gamers standing up against the Xbone.
And it sold closer to 60 million units in the end. Some "standing up" lmaoo

>>712368889
My 3080ti is still worth more than everything the Switch 2 launched with bundled together.
Kys poorfag

i have never seen a person irl that plays on the switch or steam deck in public

>>712369005
You wouldn't beat the AI on easy in HoI you retarded fuck face.
Cartography as a hobby also isn't for children, nor is war games and they certainly don't get map painting autism until later in life

>>712368840
>game journos are retarded
News at 11. Meanwhile, after 10 years Splatoon still can't implement basic matchmaking on par with a PC shooter from 2001.

>>712369152
You are changing the goalposts, all video games are for kids, go ask any adult that and they'll tell you the same thing

>>712366939
You realize it's not Nintendo holding back industry standards. It's consumer affordability. Besides, Nintendo can and has existed completely outside the regular gaming industry, so it's not even a good argument using Nintendo

>>712369232
>ds, go ask any adult that and they'll tell you the same thing

>>712369356
The ratings only exist because of timmy soccer moms being unable to raise kids, video games are and always will be a kids toy.

>>712369356
Call of Duty is rated M for mature 17+

who do you think is primarily playing it?

>>712369453
>because of timmy soccer moms being unable to raise kids,
If they're for kids why would there have to be a rating to let timmy soccer moms know that the videogame is unsuitable for kids?

>>712369530
Because they suck at parenting next question

>>712369463
I thought all adults were telling me that videogames are for kids but these adults tell me there are an ADULTS ONLY 18+ category of videogames

>>712369617
that didnt answer my question
who do you think is primarily playing CoD?

>>712369024
My graphics card alone is more than your old shitbox of a computer.
Keep on your chin up faggot, one day you will make more than 600 dollars a week.

>>712369689
>who do you think is primarily playing CoD?
At this point? Weed addicted divorced single fathers going through a problematic custody battle that will regale you with the story how his bitch of an ex stole his PS4, TV and entire game library and pawned that shit before stealing his kid.

I mean at this point the fortnite kids are in college

>>712369756
lol sure bud, keep telling yourself that in your mariokart world lobby, maybe mommy will heat the tendies up too

>>712369356
>ESRB is an age recommendation
Today I learned Chess Ultra, City Skylines, and Flight Simulator are for 4 year olds.

>>712369995
When half of their ratings have an age number or range on it you should've probably released that

>>712369178
Funnily enough, the update tomorrow is adding a new factor to matchmaking which considers individual weapon skill.

>>712369530
What's the answer? We're not going to make your argument for you.

Can someone explain to me why everyone keeps beating the drum of:
>inflation and the rising cost of games means that they should cost more!
First, there's digital sales, which have a fraction of the cost of trying to ship physical product.
Second, they're so many other options for games nowadays and you can still get a decent pre-built PC for less then $500.
Third, most consumers are still feeling wallet pressures from said inflation and the post-COVID slump.
Finally, you've got the Steam Deck and it's competitor's eating into the Switch's gimmick, which people who aren't die-hard Nintendo fans might gravitate to because the library is so much larger.

It's so tiring to hear the line that games cost more to make, so we should pay more. That's not how a market works, make a product worth paying for, making it cheaper, or be beaten by someone who can.

>>712370103
Realise what?

>>712370118
>still can't make custom lobbies on par with what TF2 could offer
>Still can't make your own maps or game modes
>still uses P2P
>hasn't fixed the shitty singleplayer

>>712370263
that ESRB is an age recommendation

scalper bros how did we lose like this...

>>712359672
>20th rehash of mario kart
This is the first new mario kart game in more than a decade

>>712370219
Nobody is interested in talking to a PC vegan. Hope this helps.

>>712370305
Go fuck yourself ACfag.

>>712359330 (OP)
>8 billion people in the plant, not including ayylmaos
>only 3.5 million units sold in a week
Lmao basedtendo btfo
Not even 1% of the total population has a soitendendo basedwtch 2

>>712370402
Truth hurts, I'm sorry.

>>712369967
I'm certain my 5090 is worth more than your computer.

>>712370713
>I'm certain my 5090 is worth more than your computer.
t.

>>712370328
No it isn't. It's a tally of bad things determined by 90s pearl clutching christian Reagan boomers because Mortal Kombat scared them. If a game has too many f bombs or sex or smoking then lil timmy can't play it. But that's all lil timmy wants to play. Flight Simulator doesn't have any, neither does Chess Ultra, or City Skylines, these games are objectively for the most mature audiences, yet ERSB says they're for lil timmy, because ESRB is a flawed systems and isn't an age recommendation. It's just a tally of bad things

>>712370713
>I'm certain my 5090 is worth more than your computer.
Im sure if you owned a 5090 it would be, can't wait to see the screenshot of "your specs" that you totally didn't just save from someone else

>>712370638
No. You're pulling your usual shit of asking unreasonable things that can't be done in most console games.
Your own example, TF2 can't do that without dedicated mod tool.
Also theres nothing wrong with the singleplayer but we all know you love telling lies about playing games. We were talking the other day about a Link to the Past and how apparently its open world right from the start, or at least you were and the entire thread corrected you.

So once again, go fuck yourself.

>>712370394
Okay, so let's talk about consoles then.
A majority of the console market share Nintendo is missing is Dads and Dude Bros who play Call Of Duty, FIFA, and nothing else.
Playstation sued Xbox, literally because they thought that them buying Activition and making CoD exclusive to Xbox would annihilate them and the court transcripts had number to back it up.
Are those people going to show up for the Switch 2?
Then there's the child demographic. Ninetendo tanked the initial Iphone/Ipad introduction, but a lot of people have grown up since and the brain rot has only gotten stronger. Kids today probably don't care that much about a shiny $450 console and their parents are definitely not as interested in spending that much when they already have other devices.

So, I have to suspect that Nintendo realizes this and is trying to pull a "Disney Gambit" where they ride out their intellectual property and make it appear Premium while jacking up the price. Squeezing the loyal customer base in the short-term is all well and good, but do you think that'll last another decade?

>>712370839
So you're telling me not every adult thinks all videogames are for kids?
wow, thanks man

>>712370638
>ACfag
>Likes a movie game
Hypocrite

>>712370967
Have a (You) my troll friend.

>>712359330 (OP)
I thought back then that the bitching about the Xbone was retarded and I was proven right by how it's ended up. The only thing wrong about it was having an always-online requirement; well, pretty much every console and smartphone is now always online by choice.

>>712370964
Sorry Doug, you're below me. Find someone else to troll.

>>712370912
>No. You're pulling your usual shit of asking unreasonable things that can't be done in most console games.
Maybe console games should stop being locked down garbage with no freedom?

>Your own example, TF2 can't do that without dedicated mod tool.
It's a good thing that, being a PC game, it's incredibly easy to mod it. So much so that any schlub can host their own server, and even a child could make their own custom map. You DO have more intelligence than a child, right?

>We were talking the other day about a Link to the Past and how apparently its open world right from the start, or at least you were and the entire thread corrected you.
hahahaha, I still have a screencap from that. You were getting basic things wrong about the game that anyone could prove wrong by booting up the game for 5 minutes.

Tell me again how about Hyrule's doors apparently lock and you can't go onto the castle balcony until after the initial visit. And please, do accuse me of using wallhacks, that was also funny.

NO NO NO NO NO

MOISTCRITIKAL AND ALL THE TEENAGERS AND YOUTUBE GRIFTERS SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE THE WII U 2.

THEY SAID EVERYONE WAS GOING TO BOYCOTT IT

>>712370964
>A majority of the console market share Nintendo is missing is Dads and Dude Bros who play Call Of Duty, FIFA, and nothing else.
If you believe leaks and rumors Nintendo supposedly will be going after this demographic hard with the Switch 2

>>712371228
Whoops looks like you're trolling instead of having an honest discussion. You're dismissed.

>>712371228
wow damn, you can go to an empty rooftop, what an open world.
The fact you saved this highlights how petty and desperate you are to pretend you've been wronged
But still you're never going to win that first point against every console shooter out there

>>712371228
Just a reminder, ACfag did all of those replies himself.

>>712371535
>wow damn, you can go to an empty rooftop, what an open world.
Why would you say that the doors were locked, and then claim that I was using wallhacks when proven wrong? If you're willing to lie about that, then you can't be trusted with anything.

>>712361621
True! Not as exciting as the 3rd iteration of The Last of Us, a singleplayer movie game!

>>712370964
>but do you think that'll last another decade?
As long as they keep making games that cater to their market it will. Hell, the new splatoon that got announced got me intrigued and wanting for more info, I'm sure a lot of other people felt the same.
Unlike the others that are basically 3rd party machines at this point, Nintendo can happily squeeze their consumers with games only they can provide. And no, emulation does not make the switch irrelevant.

>>712371716
Have a (You)

>>712371716
You know that >>712371657 makes a really good point. Setting up some very clear falsehoods so you could quickly disprove it. Both making it seem like you've been wronged but have also proven them wrong.
It's really odd that multiple people would misremember the roof being accessible.

>>712371926
Both posts claiming the doors are locked are just over a minute apart

>>712371926
>>712371657
>>712372098
Ah, so you're going the "those are falseflags" angle. Then why didn't you condemn them as such, when the thread was up? And it's certainly odd that you never mentioned it here>>712370912

Maybe it's just me, but I would immediately separate myself from such incorrect viewpoints. I wouldn't wait 48 hours before trying to distance myself from them. It's a little late by then.

>>712372173
>Maybe it's just me, but I would immediately separate myself from such incorrect viewpoints
Holy fucking shit you're so bad at this.
I'm gonna go play splatoon, enjoy getting upset at sales or whatever. I can't argue with compulsive liars.

>>712372173
Definitely take some time off. It might take years for people to forget that all you do is lie and decieve and troll. And you're so bad at hiding. Like really really bad.

>>712372372
>>712372484
>I'm gonna go play splatoon, enjoy getting upset at sales or whatever. I can't argue with compulsive liars.
Ah yes, this coming from the guy who claimed that it's impossible to make TF2 custom maps because apparently it's too difficult and would be impossible to implement on consoles. (nevermind custom levels in Mario Maker, or custom maps in Smash Bros.)

>>712372347
thank you for the laugh at your handwriting man

>>712371339
>Nintendo supposedly will be going after this demographic hard with the Switch 2
Makes sense, but I don't see how they're going to do it. Xbox and Playstations are like appliances to the Dad market at this point.
>>712371827
>As long as they keep making games that cater to their market it will.
I'm in the same boat about Kirby Air Ride, but even though I make more money then most, $500+ just to play a new version of nostalgic game is pushing it. And I think that doesn't address the element of younger kids who won't necessarily fall in love with the console, we like to meme about Nintendo simps, but you have to remember that vocal freaks are just the tips of a customer base.
>And no, emulation does not make the switch irrelevant.
Never said it did. Piracy isn't normalized in many first-world countries and I don't see that really changing.

>>712372634
No problem poor fren, have a good time with your shitbox.

>>712364367
>/v/ waaah too long between games hurry up wtf
>also /v/ TOO MANY GAMES WAAAAH SLOW DOWN
lol

>>712372724
I'm waiting for the next gen of Nvidia that isn't just AI gains

>>712372540
I literally don't read more than 5 words of what say and it immediately clicks its just the same shit you have said every day for the last 10 years, and I get bored. Have another (You)

>>712372879

Whoops looks like you're trolling instead of having an honest discussion. You're dismissed.

Does that guy seriously suggest that a random shooter should have the same map making capabilities as Mario maker, a fully fledged level making game?

>>712359330 (OP)
didn't the wii u also do really well early on

>>712372952
See it just doesn't work when you do it. Like the timing is all off. All it tells me it that this whole accountability arc is really getting to you.

>>712372657
The launch seems underwhelming and desu I think sales are going to fluctuate every time people waiting for "their" game to be announced start begging their mom to buy them one.

>>712370219
Nintendo already made their money back off MKW. They could have charged $50 and STILL recouped their budget back in a single week.

>>712372347
t.
>>712370818

>>712373080
Why shouldn't it? Isn't Splatoon one of Nintendo's biggest IPs? And yet they can't add a basic feature seen in most PC shooters?

>>712373183
>sour grapes to the rescue!

>>712373228
Which modern shooters have map editors?

>>712373228
Name five modern pc games in 2025 that have full own map editors.

>>712373285
implying i care about top of the line slop, you fucking tranny.

midrange is king.

>>712373352
Dude, stop debating him. He's just trolling you. This is just what he does.

>>712373352
>>712373430
TF2, the king of modern and old multiplayer games. Infact, it's strange that TF2 can continue receiving free updates, while this is the fourth time you'll be paying for Splatoon just to play online.

>>712359330 (OP)
Should have voted with your wallet anon

>>712373228
Wow ok, no wonder they gave you a name. It's one of the dumbest comments to try and seem smart that you could probably think of

>>712359330 (OP)
the xbone commited several egregious attrocities against gamers. nintendo switch and switch 2 are just over priced consoles.

>>712373497
>TF2
Tf2 is almost 20 fucking years old ACfag.

>>712373469
I'm not part of this autistic chain, I just wanted to see if their was going to be an actual answer to that.

>>712373497
titanfall 2 doesn't have a map editor

>>712373538
>commited several egregious attrocities against gamers.
Marking games up 20 more dollars is an egregious atrocity.

>>712368727
Imagine saying this when the main thing people play on PS5 is fucking FORTNITE

>>712373535
You really can't imagine Nintendo letting people make custom Splatoon maps? That's somehow too much to ask? What happened to the fancy new powerful hardware of the Switch 2?

>>712373603
And Splatoon can't match the features of a 20 year old game?

>>712373437
If top of the line doesn't matter then why complain about an underpowered switch 2?
Surely if the gaming experience and happiness you get out of it is all that matters then why make a thread to bitch about the switch 2's hardware?
Can you ever stop moving goalposts or having leaps in retard tier logic?

>>712373692
what the fuck are you talking about, you mentally ill degenerate.

If you grab 100,000 people randomly most of them are retarded. If you're hoping gamers band together and reverse the downslide of this industry get past it. It won't happen. Don't follow the news of newthing. Don't even worry about it. Limit your scope to your day to day and just hang on it's going to be a rough ride. The game industry and everything else in this world is going to die.

The console version of TF2 can't do that either

>>712373815
Because it had to be dumbed down because apparently consoles can't handle anything that complex. Funny how the Switch falls into the exact same issue.

Somehow adding this feature would completely ruin Splatoon, and bankrupt Nintendo. Just like asking for them to not use P2P. This is somehow too much to ask for one of Nintendo's most profitable IPs.

>>712373652
It's an industry wide thing that was planned, It's not something nintendo did. the rest of the industy is going to move forward with these price points.

>>712364596
>Steam Deck
lol no, I own one and it's not the device for Switch emulation.
>PC
obviously, given that you have the specs. but I'm playing switch 1 and 2 games for the portable experience, so it defeats the purpose outside of a game like XC3

>>712373780
>t. someone who has been saying this for the past 10 years

>>712373618
His answer will be a deflection, then he'll deflect, then he'll deflect again, then he'll complained that I called him a tranny 6 years ago. That's basically all he does. He's not interested in a normal discussion, he's "punishing" nintendo fans and has admitted it many times before. This is his entire life.

>>712374061
Reminder the leaks revealed /v/ at best has about 10K unique users. This is seriously the scope of the place he spends his life acting as if he will make a difference in the world.

>>712359330 (OP)
Did any of you expect anything else? If they gave you tendies literal fecal matter with a Nintendo logo you'd gladly pay for it, and ask for more.

>>712374036
It's 10 years closer to happening. You see the downward trend. You see the unraveling.

I have a powerful PC for power hungry video games at 1440p and 90+ FPS.
I have a Switch 2 for Nintendo games. I don't give a shit whether it keeps up with the PS5. I just want Switch level fidelity that can hold 60 FPS at 1080p with some extra antialiasing, some better texture work, and some more shaders. The Switch 2 is exactly that.
I simply do not care about Cyberpunk or Horizon or whatever big cinematic game doesn't park a port on the Switch. I'm here for Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, Zelda, Splatoon, etc..

>>712359330 (OP)
Before release:
>lol the packaging is too similar to Switch 1 normies won't buy it; Wii-U 2.0 incoming
After release:
>god damn fuck those retarded normies for buying this garbage

>>712374273
>>712374061
So you guys really can't imagine Splatoon having a custom map scene? Even though you acknowledge that mario maker and smash bros do it? Is that too much to ask?

>he's "punishing" nintendo fans and has admitted it many times before.
You've literally admitted that you're "trolling me out of revenge" and yet you never explain what I've supposedly done that was so horrible.

>>712374532
Here you go, in image form

>>712373176
>They could have charged $50
I have great news for you buddy, they did charge $50 for it

>>712374651
Obviously people wanted to buy a Switch and bought Switch 2 by mistake

>>712374628
Looks like I'm still not going to talk about anything with a blatant shitposting troll. No offense.

this 100% proves that influencers and "content creators" have next to no influence. I for one am glad that nintendo is fucking them and "journalists" over

>>712374776
What have I said that was shitposting or trolling? Really, are you Nintendo fans this defensive that any criticism is seen as shitposting? but you'll turn a blind eye to anyone who calls other people snoys or trannies as long as it aligns to your viewpoints.

Not a single Nintendo fan ITT condemned this guy >>712364860 for shitting on PC users as vegans. I thought you guys were idorts. What happened?

>>712360292
Take a shower

>>712375023
fuck OFF ACfag

I could understand it selling 3.5 million units if the Switch 2 launched with a new 3D Mario or Zelda game. But it launched with.... Mario Kart. Fucking Mario Kart. Yeah, it's been a while since there was a new Mario Kart game, but are there people really rushing out to get a new console as soon as possible to play one single kart racing game? Even if it's a good game, who is itching to get their hands on new hardware just to play one single kart racing game? Did none of these people ever play BotW or TotK are have just waited until now to buy a console to play them? I just don't get it.

I'm not even anti Nintendo or anything, I own a switch and can afford to get the Switch 2 but I have no desire to get one until there's a game thats exclusive to the platform that I give a damn about. Even Prime 4 isn't enough and it's on the Switch anyways so I'll probably just get one for that instead.

The only thing that could conceivable get me to get one is if there was a new 3D Mario coming out this year, which there clearly isn't. I'll just wait until a few years down the line when I can get a bunch of exclusive games at the same time that I buy the console.

>>712375023
Kill yourself ACFAG

>>712375023
LOL!!!!!!

>>712375174
You forget that everyone with a Switch library gets nearly all of their games in better framerates/resolutions on the new console. The 2 basically solves every problem the original model had and that's worth buying up.

>>712374651
lmao

>>712375023
>What have I said that was shitposting or trolling?
Way back here >>712370402 when we recognised you were in the thread. Every post from you is and has always been a shitpost that no reasonable person would make.

>>712375520
But you guys repeatedly said that the Switch library was objectively perfect, and only PC vegans cared about the poor framerate and resolution. Now you consider it a good thing to have better framerates?

>>712375174
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe sold 63 million units. Over 10 million units more than BotW and TotK combined.
Are you daft?

>>712375575
Explain, in depth, how it's shitposting to want a custom map scene for Splatoon, or wanting them to upgrade from unplayable P2P. And if you're really concerned about thread quality, why do you turn a blind eye to users who accuse everyone of being PC Vegans or snoys?

>Switch 1 mindbroke Snoys for a decade
>Switch 2 will mindbreak Valve cultists and Snoys for another decade

wew

>>712359330 (OP)
As long as normalfags infest the hobby it is my duty to continuously and relentlessly shit on Nintendo.
inb4
>b-but look how popular the Switch is!!
That is exactly the problem.
It’s popular because the very same people who would ridicule you for liking video games in the past have decided that they like video games too now.

>>712375174
The legacy library of the Switch 1 is enticing for people who never had a Switch, sold or broke their Switch, or who have games they want to play at a higher fidelity in handheld.
I never played the Switch Zelda games despite them being in my backlog, and so grabbing their upgrades with the console made a lot of sense.

Keep in mind that there's a lot of software planned for the next 6 months forward of this release. There won't be anything very new for the first ~30 days as demand is being fulfilled, but we just got a Splatoon spin-off announcement yesterday, and we know DK Bananza is next month. Along with MP4, Professor Layton, Raidou, Kirby Air Riders, etc., the library of new games to play will grow fairly substantially even before the holiday season hits. Most people wanted to get them before tariffs or something else fucks up the supply, if ever.

>>712359672
you're a retarded tranny with a micropenis

>>712375726
>Explain, in depth
I stopped reading here.
No, you don't deserve my time

>>712375609
>you guys
you have to stop taking out your grievances with shitposters and other tendies out on people who just like the consoles.

>>712375726
>to want a custom map scene for Splatoon
I used to make Cod4 and gmod maps wayyy back when. If you've ever made a custom map or knows what goes into the tools to create them, even ones that use part of the game itself, then you woudn't be asking this.

Also stop comparing 2d map creation to 3d map creation.

>>712376071
ACfag btfo by someone with actual map making experince, kek

>>712375910
>people who just like the consoles.
So why are you shitposting against anyone who criticizes the console? If you "just liked the console" then you wouldn't call people snoys and vegans.

>>712376163
>I used to make Cod4 and gmod maps wayyy back when. If you've ever made a custom map or knows what goes into the tools to create them, even ones that use part of the game itself, then you woudn't be asking this.
Still not seeing the issue here. Let people have that freedom. Why does it bother you?

>>712359672
>muh PS4!!!
So I have the power of the PS4 in a portable device that doesn't take up any space? That's pretty cool man

>>712375520
and? I've already played all the switch 1 games I want to play and my switch has been collecting dust for over a year now since the last new game I played on it.

>>712375697
isn't that because it was bundled in with the switch just like the new one is bundled in with the switch 2?

>>712359330 (OP)
Already drifting. Wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZqkrfJAxXI

You know Switch 2 is smashing right now when people like Daniel Ahmed are having to cope about it on Twitter.

>>712361048
Because it has Mario in it.

>>712375756
It will also mind break certain third party companies cause now they can't use the Switch 2 isn't strong enough like they did for games like Persona V and One piece Odyssey.

>>712375726
Lol no dude. We're done dancing for you. I implore you to improve your life outside this bouncy castle.

>>712376681
>accuses someone of shitposting
>doesn't actually explain how it's shitposting
So it's perfectly fine to ask for a custom map scene in Splatoon, especially since the Switch 2 is this amazing innovative powerhouse.

Thank you for your concession.

>>712376384
Looks like we're bothered that you're a troll and not by what you said. A bit of a messenger, not the message type of ordeal. Pretty simple stuff. Why does this bother you?

>>712375782

20-30 years ago, normalfags all bought Playstations - you're just mad they're no longer propping Sony up

>>712376384
You're so damn tech illiterate it hurts. There isn't a simple "enable editor" button that can just make things magically happen on any console game. To add a level editor could be a years worth of extra dev time, along with whatever you need to host the maps, calculating and baking the lighting could be something that requires a PC more powerful than the consoles needed to run the actual game. Then there's anything like AI pathing, scripting for gamemodes or moving platforms, setting whats actual playable space and the means to contain people, debugging.
fuck you and every part of you that things its so go damn simple
heres some shit I made for killing floor a few years back as credentials
I implore everyone to call ACFag a cunt whenever they see him for making me pull this up

>>712376860
Actually trolls don't get the privilege to demand debates. You'll have to hide yourself better since we all know you're a troll.

>>712377034
FORGOT THE FUCKING IMAGE

Nintendo is literally the only company selling gams with actual gameplay

>The Japanese company has already sold more of the device than the roughly 2.7 million the original Switch managed during its first month in 2017
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-06-11/nintendo-sells-record-3-5-million-switch-2-consoles-in-four-days
How it is a big fail? They surpassed their 1 month number.

>>712360061
>gameplay being old makes it not a game

>>712377328
I can already hear Doug writing a wall of text to reply.

>>712377328
UHHH BUT NINTENDO IS A MOVIE GAME COMPANY NOT A REAL GAME MAKER!!!!

>>712359330 (OP)
Autists can't be reasoned with. They're broken, and have been successfully marketed into a parasocial relationship with a multi-billion-dollar Japanese company that couldn't give two shits whether they lived, died, or grew mushrooms out of their ass. They're as bad as the fags who line up for the new iphone every year.

>>712359330 (OP)
Shipped is not the same as sold. They didn't sell 4 million units, they shipped 4 mil. Target is still full of shitch 2

He's not even being subtle anymore.
So, how does it feel to lose AGAIN?

>>712376951
>>712377152
What that tells me is that my critique is perfectly reasonable. You're only calling me a troll because i'm not worshipping a multi-billion dollar corporation.

>>712377034
>To add a level editor could be a years worth of extra dev time,
Nintendo has thousands of devs and trillions of dollars to burn, so this is a non-issue for them.

>along with whatever you need to host the maps, calculating and baking the lighting could be something that requires a PC more powerful than the consoles needed to run the actual game
Well, then it's a good thing that the Switch 2 is touted as a powerhouse stronger than every single PC in existence, at least according to the fans. So hosting and calculating these things should be a trivial affair.

>Then there's anything like AI pathing, scripting for gamemodes or moving platforms, setting whats actual playable space and the means to contain people, debugging.
Seems to work perfectly fine for TF2, and that game is running on spaghetti code held together with bubblegum, duck tape and a picture of a coconut. I'm certain a more modern and more efficient game would be even easier to do this in. If you're gonna flaunt the Switch 2 having a mouse feature, then it should be able to do everything a PC could. When PC users make a map, they can do all of that without breaking a sweat. Half the official maps in TF2, as a matter of fact, are custom maps made by users. Half the damn game modes are custom made from the ground up by users. MVM has seen its biggest explosion in content thanks to custom made MVM campaigns.

If PC users can do it, so can consoles. If "AI pathing, scripting for game modes, moving platforms and setting playable space" is absolutely impossible to do, then it would never exist in anyway, not even on PCs.

>>712377773
CUNT

>>712377773
CUNT

>>712377773
>I'm certain a more modern and more efficient game would be even easier to do this in
No modern shooters can do it

>>712377984
And here I thought Nintendo was trying to separate themselves from the pack.

>>712378039
CUNT

>>712377593

You could easily be describing Pre-PS4 Sony fans with that screed, the only difference is that they're now an American company

>>712363397
I'm curious how it did in Japan and how much of the sales were there. It was clear from the outset that it was going to do well there but I wonder if its a massive chunk of the 3 million. They had like 2 million in the lottery. We could probably figure out the distribution of sales from that since we know UK, France and Spain

>>712377773
This is genuinely like when you have a serious news program discussing something like the environment and you have a top climate scientist in one chair and in the other chair is Frank, a 62 year old sceptic who fucks exhaust pipes

>>712377328
yo-you mean shovelware?
kek kek kek

>>712374310
how much did the WiiU sell again?

>>712376262
>why are you calling people snoys and vegans
*I* am not doing either of these things, misattributanon. I've seen you around these threads, and your game is always "won't you answer for your serial shitposting across these threads, criminal scum?" i'm not answering for anything I haven't done

>>712378148
we'll have a good idea tomorrow sans sales from Nintendo's site

>>712359330 (OP)
>3.5 million
>normies
What? The hardcore Nintendo fans are not more than 3.5 million?

>>712378437
don't bother arguing with him. he's a pedo defender. He's also never played AC6

>>712359474
What games does Switch 2 have? The only thing people have been expecting is Prime 4 and that will have a Switch 1 version. Most games going forward will likely have Switch 1 versions.

>>712378224
Come to think of it, shouldn't it be even easier for Nintendo games to allow custom map making? They're not 500 gb in size, so they're not bloated and inefficient. They're not flaunting hyper realistic graphics, so it shouldn't take a nasa computer to load all the assets into memory. Infact, if you've seen the Mario 64 romhack scene, it's fairly easy to make custom content for 3D games, and you can even do it on a potato.

If making any custom content whatsoever is automatically bad and would be impossible on consoles, then shouldn't you be lobbying to get rid of all the custom maps in Mario maker, or the custom maps in Smash bros? And shouldn't you condemn TF2 for having custom maps made in gmod? And by this logic, shouldn't you also condemn every single game that's ever had mods or romhacks for it? And you know, it's interesting that your first point was that "it'll cost Nintendo too much money" as if money would ever be a concern for the richest company in japan. They seem like the perfect company to try this.

>>712378437
Then certainly you can understand why I would condemn 90% of the fandom for partaking in the shitposting, and the actual fans who don't shitpost are a minority. even the "sensible" fans will shit on a game for not selling 50 million sales, and they'll think this is natural.

Man, I really hate all these cinematics in Armored Core 6. Anyone have a mod that removes them?

>>712378587
bonanza
air riders
duskborne

>>712377773
LOL!!!!!

>>712378605
no that's not how it works stop trying you exhaust fucker

>>712378605
Have a (You), troll

>>712378749
Seems to work fine for alot of PC games. even ignoring TF2, look at the romhack community for OOT. 20 years ago we used to just have reskins and enemies that had slightly redder skin, and the most a romhack would do is make them slightly faster or do more damage. Now? We have complete decompilations that introduce entirely new mechanics, merge entire games together (see: MM+OOT randomizers), games that create entire new landscapes. We have guys who can literally hack the base game with specific inputs and program a new game on the spot.

Surely the switch 2 should be capable of the same.

>>712379060
CUNT

>>712379060
Cunt

>>712378625
Now that you mention it, why didn't fromsoftware make it so that you could customize the cutscenes to be less cinematic? It's not like that would be difficult, they're a seasonsed game developer. Why can't they understand that people prefer games instead of movies like AC6?

Why is it so wrong to demand this?

Ac6 is a movie game, I can't believe fromsoft makes movies now....

>>712379215
>>712379152
>>712378625
Not a problem for PC users.

>>712379313
But there's no mod to remove cutscenes?

>>712379343
Just like how it's impossible for console games to make custom content? Smash Bros and Mario Maker are just figments of our collective imaginations, after all.

>>712379313
>PC users
*PC vegans

>>712379448
Cunt, we've explained this already. Reread the thread

>>712379343
he wouldn't know because he never played it.

Honestly, I kinda wanted the switch 2, but there wasn’t enough justification to buy one. I mean I have a switch so why buy a new one?

>>712379574
>it's impossible for anyone to ever make a functioning map on platform whatsoever, since only an official developer has the magic to make AI pathing work, or to figure out how to make a game mode function
>all those custom maps and game modes in TF2 (not to mention other PC games like Starcraft and Supreme commander) don't exist

>>712379617
i dunno. I bought mine because my launch Switch was slowly dying.

>>712379719
You can't play Splatoon 2 on your hacked switch or your PC so I wouldn't worry about it

>>712379719
cunt

>>712379806
What I CAN do is enjoy romhacks that give QOL features to Nintendo games like BOTW or TOTK. Like enabling 60 FPS without needing an NSO subscription or a 10 dollar upgrade. I guess that doesn't exist either because it doesn't have Nintendo's seal of approval?

I guess the entire internet and hacking scene must be wrong.

>>712380147
Cunt

>>712379719
I can't make it any clearer
THAT ISN'T HOW THIS WORKS

But why don't you go ahead and make your own TF2 map.
Go on, make sure it's got all textures, lighting, supports the right gamemodes, no boundary breaks and all that.
I hope it's ready by next thread.
And here's the wiki to get started. I'll reinstall TF2 just to play it with you and the others in the thread.
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_2/Basic_Map_Construction

>>712380147
We already know you're a PC vegan. Point still stands, you can't play splatoon 2 so don't worry about it until you can. K lil buddy?

>>712359672
Yes, yes I did. Now seethe for me, bitch.

>>712380339
You already know he's gonna bitch out anon

>>712379727
Fair. To each their own

>>712380415
Damn right I do. He'll happily harp on about hackers and modding scenes as if it just happens overnight.
That whole OoT decompile was a weekend job and we're now inundated with custom zelda games and dungeons with original items aren't we.
I make 7 of them on monday.

>>712380339
>go ahead and do this
>make a fun map
>there's a small part of the map that doesn't have proper collision
>Valve sends the gestapo to my house to break my PC and put me in the Mann co australium mines

Oh wait, that doesn't happen. Worst case scenario, someone tells me to fix that part of the map, and I fix it. Seems no worse than making a mod for an online game, someone giving you a bug report that something is causing a crash.

>I hope it's ready by next thread.
Why? The fun part of custom content is that you don't have a deadline. You make it on your own time, for fun.

>>712380654
Can you play splatoon 2?

>>712380654
you are such a bitch.

>>712359672
>randomly capslocking words
Pure autism

>>712380654
Please. If you learn anything about the extent of things to make a fully functioning map then put it all together. There's no catch, you just have to actually do something instead of making up scenarios without justification.
But you're already cooking up reasons not to. You're just that kind of a cunt.

>>712380654
Cunt

>>712380923
The random "le" should tip you off that its not worth reading.

>>712380792
On switch, definitely. On PC, it depends on the emulator. Although I don't know why I would, it's locked down and designed with no thought or care. It's like baby's first shooter (if that honor didn't already go to Halo.)

Why would I play Splatoon if I have a ton of better online games to enjoy? Ones that don't unnecessary restrict me for no reason.

>>712380953
>Please. If you learn anything about the extent of things to make a fully functioning map then put it all together.
Alright. Come back in about a year. I might consider doing it in my freetime. After all, being fanmade custom content, I don't need to worry about a deadline. It's something you do for fun. You're trying to turn it into a job, which defeats the whole point. I don't see gmod map makers bitching and complaining about how it's so hard to make a map. Some definitely do bring up legitimate critiques, like how Valve's SFM is painfully outdated, but even they continue on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMDgHPQ0YfI

If people can work with this outdated POS, then the bar for Nintendo is set so low that anything they put out would be an improvement, so why don't they?

>>712381308
>Come back in about a year. I might consider doing it in my freetime.
And there he goes, immediately dodging out of it and learning nothing whatsoever.
You're completely missing anything thats put to you and you continue making ignorant requests that aren't able to be fulfilled.
Nothing ever changes with you
Cunt

>>712381308
>On switch, definitely.
No you can't. You hacked your switch.
>On PC, it depends on the emulator.
Doesn't matter either. No servers, no game.
>I don't know why I would
I don't either. You seem obsessed with a game you can't play and don't even like.

Are you a PC vegan?

>>712381308
Cunt.

>>712381504
>Doesn't matter either. No servers, no game.
Golly, and here you guys were flaunting the singleplayer as one of Nintendo's greatest achievements. Guess it's nothing worth mentioning after all.

>I don't either. You seem obsessed with a game you can't play and don't even like.
Just making some criticisms. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>712381489
>You're completely missing anything thats put to you and you continue making ignorant requests that aren't able to be fulfilled.
Funny, you said this about my critiques over Switch 1 games, about how it's impossible for BOTW and TOTK to run at 60 FPS, and emulation can't do it because it's buggy and it would literally break the games and make them unplayable. Now nintendo is selling you the privilege for 10 dollars a pop, and you don't even question it.

I guess making Splatoon work on something other than P2P would be impossible too. And bringing back the virtual console? Forget it, it's too complicated. Poor Nintendo's tech experts are baffled and can't recreate the experience. I guess despite all this money and mann power and government support, these are just impossible hurdles. I guess them happening on PC was just a happy accident.

>>712381836
Are you a PC vegan?

>>712381836
Cunt

>>712381489
Hey man, tried to tell you he's just a troll. He gets off on this.

>>712381836
I didn't say shit about whats impossible or emulation.
It was always obvious that they suffered heavy hardware limitations that are now able to be lifted.
And can someone confirm that if you simply run the game without the expansion pack on switch 2, it increases the frame rate for zelda in the same way as most other game

cunt

>>712382287
Cunt

thats still up in the clouds for now. the swtich sold like 15 million in its first year, right? the issue is that this one doesnt have a zelda game.

>>712382390
>And can someone confirm that if you simply run the game without the expansion pack on switch 2, it increases the frame rate for zelda in the same way as most other game
to be honest, I'm hoping they give you the FPS increase for free.

>It was always obvious that they suffered heavy hardware limitations that are now able to be lifted.
Then asking for a custom map editor shouldn't be a bad idea, since the switch 2 is now stronger and capable of doing it. You don't get to flaunt about how powerful the switch 2 is, and then cower in a corner when someone asks you to add a basic feature that PC games have had for decades.

It's your fault for being dishonest. I just called you out on it.

>>712382287
I never said I wasn't a troll. Why do you always forget this?

>>712382714
If you're trolling, then you're lying about that too. Bit of a catch 22, mate.

>>712382806
That just makes both of us trolls. Which is true. Your point?

>>712382694
A request for one and the expectation you have that it absolutely must be done are two different things. I made it painfully clear with actual experience what is needed for it and you're still making these bullshit claims that it's a claim.
You're not calling me out on anything. You'd being a complete cunt.

Happy for Nintendo but kind of sad as a gamer. I bought a Switch 2 without a pre-order at launch but haven't played it cause it's not a "high demand product."

I think part of the fun of these launches is always the supply constraint and the "woah you have a ____?". The fact that anyone can walk into a Target and buy a Switch kind of makes it feel less special.

A lot of the joy is feeling special and cool, don't really wanna play Mario Kart World when anyone with $550 can do it. Like I have more fun telling people I have an RTX 5090 then actually playing anything on my PC.

Hope the Holiday demand makes the system really sell out and go through stock shortages.

>>712382952
You really are going with this angle, that all criticism is bad and must be trolling.

>n-no it's just you
Nah, you already showed that this is bullshit. You've never been able to take a single hint of criticism from anyone. You claiming that it's only me is just a lie.

>>712382975
>A request for one
And I deny your request, specifically because map making isn't a job. I'm not compelled to do it, it's something for people who want it.

>I made it painfully clear with actual experience what is needed for it
Time, money and developers who can add it in. All things Nintendo has. Is there something missing?

>>712383240
Didn't you almost break down crying last night because PC vegans can't own physical software?

>>712383240
>Spends not only this thread but multiple thread making a huge fuss about map editors which should and need to be a thing
>"i'm not compelled to do it"
You are the worst kind of person

>>712383373
>options are bad!
Come to think of it, this explains why you guys hate emulators so much. You hate people not being corralled into a singular ecosystem.

>>712383240
Cunt.

>>712364906
>m-muh fun
Not $70 worth of fun, fuck off shill

>>712383497
You're making a hell of a lot of wrong assumptions
I'm still the map editor anon. I have a Switch but not Switch 2 yet. I will get Switch 2 when either metroid or splatoon comes out. I have emulators for older systems and commonly play randomizers.
You are wrong about every fucking thing you bring up.
You're technical knowledge is embarrassingly bad for what you try and push. Pushing stuff you don't know about for others only leads to dumb and unnecessary decisions on any product, not just games.
And finally you're a complete cunt

>>712383373
Told you he was a troll

>>712383497
>you guys hate emulators so much
Not really. Ive used Nintendo emulators since the Wii, I have emulatora in my PC. I just hate PC vegans who hold emulators hostage and get them taken down from me because they're all over social media and preaching fake ethics and morals.

>>712383932
I already knew, but occasionally I want to see a blaggard perform gymnastics and my god this guy is jumping off buildings without a crash mat. The ineptitude is astounding.

>>712383871
>I have emulators for older systems and commonly play randomizers.
Ignoring the posts where you call me a PC vegan, and posts in the past where you cheered on emulators getting shut down. Please pardon me if I have a hard time believing you.

>You're technical knowledge is embarrassingly bad for what you try and push. Pushing stuff you don't know about for others only leads to dumb and unnecessary decisions on any product,
You're still not explaining why it's wrong. Why can't we have a map editor? Nintendo is not gonna go bankrupt if they invest a couple of dollars into it. It's not gonna break the switch 2 architecture.

>b-but it's too hard to make maps
Then that sounds like a skill issue. Perhaps it's time to stop coddling the gamer audience. Make them learn how to do more complex things.

>>712384418
cunt

The shitty state of the new Mario Kart is emblematic for how Nintendo has declined as a whole. The new Switch is a mess as well.
Stay safe, don't take risks, stick to established brands, and smudge the details. That's Nintendo now

>>712361925
11 years of Mk8 holy fuck no wonder it's one of the best selling games ever

>>712359780
Switch 2 doesn't get its first game for another 5 days

>>712384418
>you call me a PC vegan
different people dipshit
holy fuck you're also thick enough to think every poster here is the same guy. We all hate you but that doesn't mean we're all the same people
And I never said it was hard, but you will never understand what I've been putting across throughout the entire thread without you shutting the fuck up and trying yourself.
Cunt

>>712384165
>I have emulatora in my PC.
Again, you say this, but you cheer on emulators getting shut down. You applauded yuzu and ryujinx being DMCA'd. It was all over 4chan, there wasn't a single post where people weren't cheering for the demise of "those damn dirty emulators".

That doesn't sound like someone who likes emulators. you even gave them their own funny little moniker, whenever they weren't being called vegans of course.

>he's resorting to searching random insults and going "that's you that said it"
what a cunt

>>712384643
cunt

>>712384627
>different people dipshit
You have the same mannerisms, so it's very suspicious. When everyone in the fandom is parroting the same things like "custom maps are impossible to do on console" and then they all collectively ignore Mario Maker and Smashh Bros, it just seems weird.

>And I never said it was hard, but you will never understand what I've been putting across throughout the entire thread without you shutting the fuck up and trying yourself.
I've already done this for both 2D and 3D games. I've made entire custom campaigns in Starcraft: Brood War, I bugtested and helped program custom maps for Supcom Forged alliance Forever, I regularly take mods in Starsector and tear right into the code, often using nothing but wordpad. No matter how easy or difficult it is, it's always worth it when you have an end product you're happy with. Being a doomer who hides in a corner because it's too hard? That's not for me.

>>712359330 (OP)
ahahahahahaha faggot

Anybody got the screenshot of the post talking about every /v/ thread is just a few autists accusing everybody else of being "dickbutt" and "poopface"?

>>712384643
>all posters that like nintendo games are one entity

>>712384965
People can call you out because you're insufferable and push the absolute worst opinion without valid justification.
The only insult I've used is to call you a cunt. You cunt.

>>712384965
cunt

>>712385008
>anyone who criticizes Nintendo is a snoy
That IS the logic you use.

>>712385082
>People can call you out because you're insufferable and push the absolute worst opinion without valid justification.
To even argue this, you have to ignore 99% of my criticisms and zone in on one that you think is less valid. You never addressed why it's wrong for me to dislike Splatoon's P2P architecture, or my disdain towards TOTK not having any difficulty modes, or why BOTW's difficulty mode is locked behind a paywall, or any of the other critiques I've put out. Hell, you've hated any critique that anyone had put out, I don't even need to be involved.

>someone complains about switch 2 battery life
Snoy!
>someone complains that the joycons might be prone to drifting again
Snoy!
>complaints about the virtual console not returning
snoy!

You can be a bit brash and hardheaded in these threads.

>>712385348
cunt

>>712385348
>You can be a bit brash and hardheaded in these threads.
But I've been entirely reasonable the whole thread, taking your arguments and deconstructing them with my personal experience. You've been nothing but unwilling to entertain a single notion. I tried to teach you about what a dev and a user would need for mapmaking in a game would require and instead you sidestep the issue and make excuses. You're a complete disgrace to start pulling random insults that others say and attach them to me and then begin making up falsehoods like the battery being an issue when its uncalibrated and simply requires a special reset, the joycons drifting when it was shown to be a forced miscalibration and a physically impossible to drift on the opening week and I have no idea what you're on about with the virtual console.
You do nothing but mislead and misdirect without having a single thing to actually justify yourself, instead tagging an "others say" excuse or reason.
It doesn't stand. It never stands and you're embarrassing to share the board with.
Never question someone who knows more than you like this again.
Cunt.

>>712359330 (OP)
Marge, what does he mean?

>>712384643
And you say you love emulators, but hate NSO and want it taken down. Curious. This is because you're a PC vegan. You don't like emulation, you like free games. As an idort I appreciate emulation because they're convienent.

>it will flop!!
>doesn't flop
>it was too big to flop, stop buying it!!

>>712385953
>And you say you love emulators, but hate NSO and want it taken down
I only hate it because they don't give you the option to keep the games permanently. Same reason why I hate playstation network. All my Ps3 purchases went poof with the Ps4 and PS5, and they should transfer forward. I shouldn't need my Ps3 just to play Megaman 9 and 10.

>>712385783
>taking your arguments and deconstructing them with my personal experience
Your "personal experience" amounts to saying "omg it's too hard, Nintendo is a poor indie company, it would bankrupt them to make a map editor". You have zero argument against even letting them try to implement it, just for a limited time. You're not even willing to offer compromise, like letting people make custom maps on a PC and then transfer them to their switch. And I'm not asking Nintendo to host them, it could be something nice and simple for private matches.Imagine an online community for Splatoon, dedicated to community servers. Like people hosting their own custom maps for anyone who wishes to join. If TF2, a 20 year old game, can pull this off without a hitch, then Splatoon has zero excuse. You're not actually explaining what technical hitch would prevent this.

>B-BUT I HAVE LE MORE EXPERIENCE!
Yeah, well 10+ years of TF2 custom maps are more reliable then your personal experience. They work just fine across a variety of game modes and map sizes.

>You're a complete disgrace to start pulling random insults that others say and attach them to me
Perhaps you should be willing to condemn the shitposters who call people snoys and vegans, because you sit by and do nothing to stop them or even call them out for shitposting. So yes, I have every suspicion to attribute their behavior to you.

>the battery being an issue when its uncalibrated and simply requires a special reset
Tell me, does that fix the issue? Will it make the switch battery last at least 10 hours, like it should?


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>>712386791
Glad we agree that you hate some emulation, same as me.

>>712385783
Tried to tell you he is just a troll. Troll him back or ignore him. Speaking reasonably won't matter. Treat him like shit.

>>712386791
Other peoples experience isn't a substitute for your own. Stop being unreasonable and make something of yourself.

>>712385348
when did I called anyone a snoy in this thread?

>>712385783
(continued)

>the joycons drifting when it was shown to be a forced miscalibration and a physically impossible to drift
That's not even the problem. Are you serious? It's the exact same joycons. Some random youtube clickbait faking a calibration or whatever doesn't nullify that they're the same buggy low effort trash that the switch 1 had. Unless I have a guarantee that they'll never drift, it's still an issue, one that they're charging 90 dollars for. This is the kind of craftsmanship that should cost 5 dollars at most, and would be relegated to the discount bin in walmart. It's just more cutting corners.

>I have no idea what you're on about with the virtual console
Simply put, I want the ability to own my roms forever. That means, once bought, they transfer forward to all future consoles. Buying a rom of Super Mario on the 3DS, for example, should guarantee it on the WiiU, the switch, and the switch 2. Tying it to one specific hardware is peak scummy behavior.

>You do nothing but mislead and misdirect without having a single thing to actually justify yourself, instead tagging an "others say" excuse or reason.
Because you justify their behavior every single time. It's often been said that "it's okay for Nintendo fans to troll everyone because the snoys said something mean once". Hence why you shit on any argument put forth, even if I'm not the person making it.

>It doesn't stand. It never stands and you're embarrassing to share the board with.
You say this, but you've been spamming one word posts, calling me a cunt over and over and over again. And you still don't condemn the shitposters on your side of the fandom.

>Never question someone who knows more than you like this again.
Unrelated to our discussion, since you think it's impossible for any game to have custom content because it's too hard to make.

>A week ago /v/ was calling Nintendo fans cultists.
>Now /v/ call them normies.
You people don't even know what your "enemy" looks like.

>>712387225
It doesn't matter. If any one person says any bad thing to him he'll hold the entire fanbase accountable and then troll their threads for the next 10+ years. He's been doing this schtick since the early 2000s. He predates eric. Nothing can stop him. Just treat him like shit.

>>712387275
I'm not them. when you can learn to be reasonable with both your arguments and actually listen to responses then we can have a nice conversation. However every single thread you've forced your way into has resulted in killing the conversation and you happen to always be standing against the rest of the thread with nobody agreeing with you. Funny that.
So yeah. stop being such an unreasonable cunt.

>>712387225
see>>712360292

If that isn't your post, then I shall wait for you to condemn it. Surely you don't agree with the post, right?

>>712387412
>If any one person says any bad thing to him he'll hold the entire fanbase accountable
It IS your responsibility to separate yourself from the bad eggs in the fandom. If you can't do even that, then responsibility falls upon you.

>>712387275
>Because you justify their behavior every single time. It's often been said that "it's okay for Nintendo fans to troll everyone because the snoys said something mean once". Hence why you shit on any argument put forth, even if I'm not the person making it.
Are you that salty for the japan sales threads?

>>712387542
ACFag you need to train a bot before you retire. It won't be hard, your posts are almost ritualistic at this point.

LMAO ALL THE FUCKING GRIFTERS ON YOUTUBE WHO WERE DOOMPOSTING AND CALLING FOR A BOYCOTT BOUGHT ONE

>>712387542
>It IS your responsibility to separate yourself from the bad eggs in the fandom
I'm aware. I'm in the beginning stages of trolling PC vegans to exact my revenge on you for your behavior towards me, and I'll never stop doing this I think. Seeing as I had you nearly in tears last night this doesn't seem to be going very well for you. I would take your own advice.

>>712387801
>grifters play both sides
Least surprising development.

>>712387542
I didn't post that anon I'm only responsible for myself
n the same way that I don't call the nintendo hater fanbase paranoid only you

>>712387801
>I"M NOT BUYING A SWITCH 2
>Same pajeet later
>Buys a switch 2

>>712387529
>>712387576
>I'm not them.
Then stop acting like them. Stop getting overly defensive over every single criticism. When someone says they don't like the switch 2's battery life, don't be quick to rush into a diatribe about how they must be some evil snoy trying to spread disinformation. Maybe consider that they just think it could be better, even under the best of circumstances.

>However every single thread you've forced your way into has resulted in killing the conversation
The conversation in question was just another circlejerk about sales and how everyone but Nintendo is the bad guy. A conversation you've already had a thousand times. A conversation where you do nothing but call people snoys and vegans. Not my idea of a good convo.

>>712387913
>in the same way that I don't call the nintendo hater fanbase paranoid only you
So when was the last time you were able to take criticism from anyone, not just me? Because every single critique was shamed as being some evil grift, instead of people being concerned about new hardware having potential problems.

ACFag why would you post this?
As someone who's constantly against the switch an nintendo it has to be you and no I would never be mistaken.
You should take responsibility for the awful quality of your posts

>>712388121
That's not my post, and to prove it I shall condemn him.

That's all I ask from you. A simple statement of condemnation, to showcase good faith.

>>712383790
its not $70, my stupid, incredibly stupid friend

Why shouldn't have Nintendo taken action against and Yuzu and Ryujinx?

ACFAG you were complaining a lot about Zelda earlier. This must have been your thread. It was nothing but arguing the whole way through. How could you make such a low quality thread. Most of your claims werent even true

>>712387542
You haven't condemned all of the deranged anti Switch 2 FUD thread spam (and you even participated in it) either, so you can go fuck yourself, fag. You get lumped with the rest of the deranged snoys, by your own logic.

>>712388463
>no apology
That must mean all of these were yours too
How could you do such a thing

>>712388070
maybe you should stop thinking I'm every other poster in this thread but I admit that your paranoia is really amusing.
I have no reason to reply to a single post multiple times

You know he's really flustered when he skips your post. I love when I do this to him.

>>712388463
>>712388642
I condemn the thread for being spammed incessantly, but I don't condemn it for criticizing the game. Criticism is not a bad thing. Calling people snoytrannies, vegans and steamies on the other hand? A bit cringe.

>>712388575
>You haven't condemned all of the deranged anti Switch 2 FUD thread spam
I condemn any claim that was made out of maliciousness, but I will not condemn any critique based on legitimate concern.

>>712388661
>maybe you should stop thinking I'm every other poster in this thread
Stop calling people snoys and it would be much easier to differentiate you from the other posters. Seems simple to me.

>>712388642
>different filenames every time
At least he has that over Eric

>>712359330 (OP)
>When just 10 years ago we had gamers standing up against the Xbone.
That was just Xbros since they know how to boycott effectively. Can't expect the same integrity from the rest

>>712388735
It's too late for that. You should have condemned it all spontaneously.

>>712388735
I'm not convinced, you're definitely the sort of person to spam this..... 446 time
I've never seen you in the threads saying how against it you are

>>712388901
I never asked you to do that.

>>712388735
I never called anyone a snoy anon like I said i am not the nintendo hive mind only an anon that likes nintendo games

>>712359780
why can't the sony bronies do this

>>712359672
Yes, I want to play Mario Kart 100. And? You are paying money to see 11 multimillionaires kicking a ball. Cope.

>>712388735
>but I don't condemn it for criticizing the game
That's fine. I also don't condemn my trolling of PC vegans in their threads either. As well as the amount of times I post images that they own nothing, and troll them for not owning their software, and for playing less games than idorts like myself. It's a really effective tool of letting them know I'm boss, and that all PC vegans are inferior to me.

>>712388929
>every thread shown in the image is made by a Nintendo fan praising it as a masterpiece
whoops

>>712388995
>I never called anyone a snoy
Then prove it. Condemn those who call critics snoys. It is such a trivial thing to do, that refusing to do it raises some red flags.

>>712389046
>You are paying money to see 11 multimillionaires kicking a ball. Cope.
your daddy beat you son?

>>712389048
>and for playing less games than idorts like myself.
Except you're not an idort, that's a straight up lie.

>>712389216
Yes I am.

>>712360310
This retard think all rich people would buy 700 dollars mario kart.
Faggot I know poor people who live like cockroaches that bought the switch and wear tthe same pants since 2024.

>>712389294
If we're going by your previous posts, in previous threads, then it's hard to believe you. There have been people who were also idorts, but they would say things like "I prefer this non-nintendo game over the nintendo equivalent" and you considered this shitposting. Seems inconsistent with someone who's supposedly an idort.

>>712389132
you can see in all my replies that I never called you a snoy or anyone a snoy
you used even used the word more that me
snoy lives rent free in your head

>>712389582
Oh I don't care if you believe me or not. Nothing will change and I will criticize PC vegans none the less for their shortcomings. Since you can handle criticism so well this won't be a problem for you.

>>712389740
And yet you never once condemned the people who regularly call people snoys ITT. If we're going on a different tangent, do you even condemn the practice at all? Even if there's zero proof that the person in question is a snoy? Do you approve of console warring, as long as it's in your favor?

>>712389849
If you want to offer criticism, be my guest. But if you say things like "PC gaming is shit" and "only snoys would like it" then that contradicts you supposedly having a PC yourself.

Snoy

>>712359330 (OP)
Mario won
Zelda won
Pokemon won
Harman Smith won
Barry won
Yamauchi won
Aonuma won
Miyamoto won
Touhou won
Kiwi Farms won
Mion won
Emio won
Rise won
Alarmo won
Trump won
Switch won
Switch 2 won
Billy Mitchel won
Darren won
Concord lost
Astro bot lost
Pal world lost
Wilds lost
Sony lost
Microsoft lost
Square Enix lost
Steam deck lost
Yuzu lost
Ryujinx lost
Keffals lost
Patrick Tomlinson lost
Mike Matei lost
Spotify lost
Kamala lost
ACfag lost
Karl Jobst lost
Eric lost

>>712390019
>But if you say things like "PC gaming is shit" and "only snoys would like it" then that contradicts you supposedly having a PC yourself.
Not really. I have a PC so I can criticize it more authentically. For instance: you own a switch and said "Switch is tendie shit compared to PC because you can't make maps in mods" in this very thread. That's a fair criticism, and so are mine.

>>712390320
>For instance: you own a switch and said "Switch is tendie shit compared to PC because you can't make maps in mods
I never said this was exclusively a Nintendo problem. All consoles are guilty. the exclusive problem is that Nintendo shouldn't be following everyone else.

>>712390593
>All consoles are guilty.
You own consoles. You can't say consoles are shit, that contradicts you supposedly having a console yourself.

>>712390875
I needed some consoles to play games because emulators don't cover everything. It took pcsx2 years to become stable.

>>712391030
Follow your own advice. You own consoles. You can't say consoles are shit, that contradicts you supposedly having a console yourself.

>>712391240
That's completely incomparable to what you said. If you own a PC, then you can't accuse people of being snoys for liking the PC. Especially if the games they like aren't even snoy exclusive.

Unless you can explain your logic better.

>>712391427
No thats false. You own a Switch, call Switch shit, and call people "tendie trannies" for owning a Switch. I'll be criticizing PC vegans regardless, but this only further validates me. If you have any issue with the word PC vegan, then you're simply a hypocrite.

>>712391739
>No thats false. You own a Switch,
Yes I do.

>call Switch shit,
Mostly because of its technical failings. I call the PS2 shit too, even if I enjoyed its library.

>and call people "tendie trannies" for owning a Switch.
I don't do that, and I'll prove it by condemning the practice of calling people trannies in general. Just condemning the bad practice even once is all I ask from supposed Nintendo fans.

>>712359985
Mario Kart World is dogshit tho

>>712391978
>and I'll prove it by condemning the practice of calling people trannies in general. Just condemning the bad practice even once is all I ask from supposed Nintendo fans.
No. There's no takebacks. That's a weak ass stipulation only weak men use. I'm here to stay I'm just explaining why I will be doing this to you for the next upcoming decades. No amount of forgiveness can account for your and your PC vegan cult's history of trolling. Should have trolled less in your lifetime. Now you have me to deal with.

>>712359330 (OP)
Xbone still sold 58 mi units

>>712392319
>I'm here to stay I'm just explaining why I will be doing this to you for the next upcoming decades. No amount of forgiveness can account for your and your PC vegan cult's history of trolling. Should have trolled less in your lifetime. Now you have me to deal with.
So you're going to troll and ruin every single thread with people in it that even slightly criticize the Switch or Nintendo in general. You said it yourself, you hate all PC users, not just me. So you're going to let me live rent free in your head for the rest of your life.

Weird flex, but you do you.

>>712392459
>So you're going to troll and ruin every single thread with people in it that even slightly criticize the Switch or Nintendo in general.
Correct. And you'll be fine with it since that's what you did the last 20 years.

>>712392647
>say that I don't like a Nintendo game
>this is some horrible crime against nature

>>712392750
>say I don't like PC vegans and PC vegan games
>this is some horrible crime against nature

>>712363807
>less innovation between them
thats just straight up a lie
>comparing mario kart to gran turismo
/v/eddit never cease to amaze me

>>712392821
>accuse a PC user of being a snoy with no logic to back it up
>be surprised that someone thinks this is silly

>>712375023
Brother just poppin' in to say you seriously should kill yourself. RAD88

>accuse a PC user of being a snoy with no logic to back it up
>this is a horrible crime against nature
>call someone a tranny 6 years ago
>this is a horrible crime against nature
>own a PC and say PC vegan
>this is a horrible crime against nature
>call someone eric
>this is a horrible crime against nature
>can't make a custom map in a game
>this is a horrible crime against nature
>say ootsnoy
>this is a horrible crime against nature
>discuss sales
>this is a horrible crime against nature

Do PC vegans really?

>>712359913
Your life is based ngl

>>712393479
The voices in his head.

>>712393479
I'm talking to the /v/ troll Doug Harris, AKA ACfag, who is a PC vegan and a ootsnoy
>>712393392
Based

>>712393748
>>712393392
>ootsnoy

>>712393931
>this is a crime against nature

>>712392882
So what changed between 5 and 6?

Why can't I edit levels in TLoU2 or God of War Ragnarok? What, is it amateur hour at SIE or something?

>>712394629
>being able to make custom content would be bad, actually

I thought you guys didn't defend sony?

>>712394292
biggest list of cars in the series
graphic fidelity has been revamped and improved
more new events compared to GT 1-5
the AI has been revamped, since GT5 has AI similar to 4
improved physics and attention to detail
more race tracks and online play has been revamped for the 1 thousand time
Its like you dont even play the games broski

>Switch 2 coming in soon
>probably going to upgrade my OG Steam Deck for the OLED
>ABU cases are coming in
>just finished reorganizing my room and have a comfy desktop setup with a mini-fridge
Going to 3 star every cup in World

>>712396147
I don't and wouldn't know without asking.
Every time a trailer for them popped up it always looked like the same thing with nicer graphics, but cars following arrows on the track for 30 laps just never looked that fun and it was always presented as just being better visuals, more cars, more track, more accurate physics.
Mario kart, need for speed and forza horizon I could somewhat keep track of, they had their own distinctions. The serious racing sims like forza motorsport, the F1 games and GT always appeared the same.

>>712369152
Goy4 is the easiest map painter. Managed an Italian WC on my first run

>>712396798
GT games do change every iteration, its just were at that point where the games are looking way to realistic. So the best thing to improve right now its physics and weather dynamics. GT has been getting better in the graphics department since the beginning and with attention to detail down to the serial numbers on the bezels of headlights. You can watch a video on the graphics of GT7 its quite surreal how close they make the cars look like. They mostly buy the cars and bring them into a photo booth to get as accurate as possible same with driving them around real tracks. pretty interesting stuff.

If any game from Sony that has soul still its Gran Turismo.

>>712397706
Thats the thing. The best way I could put it is: the game looks to me like the train simulator equivalent for cars. You can make everything right down to the finest detail but I really don't care if the screws are in the accurate place and would rather know about the actual game. The game then was presented like you sitting in a showroom jerking off to each vehicle between a lifeless race where the rain on running off the window was the most exciting thing to happen.
I don't doubt it has soul and I know theres a passionate appeal to some anons, but as a game it looks like the most boring racer on the market.

>>712398219
too each their own, i was the same. then i played the game and saw that it was more toward a certain sense of realism. Also playing arcade or trying cars in real life you couldnt afford or drive with other anons or even cars of its time is quite an experience. The learning curve is incredibly difficult so its not for everyone. You have to use actual mechanics in real life to beat the best in story mode. Definetly different too other games thats for sure.

>>712398701
Actually thats a point. As I said, the realism isn't really a draw but I bet the VR for 7 with is great if you can use all the peripherals with it.