New joycon just broke - /v/ (#712365394) [Archived: 1142 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:20:18 PM No.712365394
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I was playing Mario Kart world and things got heated and this shit just fucking broke
I'm fucking done with Nintendo and their slop I'm so mad rn oh my god
Ruined my birthday and I screamed at my mom and dad
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:22:18 PM No.712365559
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>reverse image search has no results
alright wtf did you do i'm curious
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:23:21 PM No.712365660
Based retard strength
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:23:26 PM No.712365662
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>>712365394 (OP)
That's what you get for being a tendie
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:24:44 PM No.712365778
>>712365394 (OP)
>got heated
With the right stick?

>screamed at mom and dad
How old are you?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:05 PM No.712365806
>>712365394 (OP)
>Things got heated
>It just broke
Sure it did tendie, sure.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:29 PM No.712365842
>>712365394 (OP)
>He boughted le Switch 2.
You should be thankful that there wasn't a hole in it to start with.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:25:46 PM No.712365864
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I was playing god of onions and things got heated and this shit just fucking broke
I'm fucking done with Sony and their slop I'm so mad rn oh my god
Ruined my birthday and I screamed at my mom and dad
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:28:33 PM No.712366146
>>712365864
>I was playing a video game on my PS5
I call bullshit!
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:29:54 PM No.712366267
>>712366146
kek
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:30:56 PM No.712366353
>>712365864
The joystick was pushed into the controller. That's actually impressive like did they run the thing over with a car or something?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:31:12 PM No.712366378
>>712365394 (OP)
>My lolicon fell off
Aw
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:31:58 PM No.712366442
>>712366146
Heh.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:33:14 PM No.712366556
>>712366353
He used it as a bludgeon to fight off a vantablack cuck because what were you gonna do with it otherwise? Play video games? KEK!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:33:21 PM No.712366574
hahahahahahahahahahahah fucking underage faggot breaking things in a rage fit lmao
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:33:27 PM No.712366585
>>712366146
XD
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:35:42 PM No.712366776
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:37:03 PM No.712366880
>>712366585
>>>/vp/
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:37:19 PM No.712366898
>>712365394 (OP)
the state of this switch 2 after just a few days
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:58:56 PM No.712368776
>>712366146
lmao
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:01:32 PM No.712369021
>>712366146
i chuckled
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:01:43 PM No.712369038
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>>712365394 (OP)
>money: stolen
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:02:49 PM No.712369163
>>712366146
TRUKE
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:04:57 PM No.712369374
>>712365394 (OP)
How the fuck did you just get this system and it's already that dirty?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:05:10 PM No.712369390
>>712366776
Ahaha, wtf is wrong with nintendies? They're just like disney adults.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:05:35 PM No.712369428
>>712365394 (OP)
Return it.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:06:28 PM No.712369506
>>712365394 (OP)
the right joystick has no use in mario kart. you broke it because you're retarded
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:07:19 PM No.712369578
OP's story makes no sense, but I really do wonder what the context is for the pic
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:08:12 PM No.712369658
>>712369374
Hygiene is for beta bitches.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:42 PM No.712369787
>>712369658
>t. Zero bitches
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:44 PM No.712369791
>>712366776
I swear on your God that I would LOVE to punch a fucking Tendie right in the throat.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:10:44 PM No.712369882
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>>712365394 (OP)
>He raged in Mario Kart, which uses the left stick for steering
>He broke the right stick
???
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:11:43 PM No.712369974
>>712369658
That's why you take a shower twice per day, slutty ass boy?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:11:48 PM No.712369980
>>712369390
>>712369791
>reacting to a reddit joke like it's a real and serious post
how are you retards dumber than reddit? is this mumbaistreetmarket dot org?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:13:06 PM No.712370081
>>712369980
It seems that you want my fist in your throat you tendie motherfucker. Square the fuck up
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:13:32 PM No.712370120
>>712365559
It's a plebbit thread.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:13:56 PM No.712370145
>>712365394 (OP)
playing too much ranked fortnite
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:16:22 PM No.712370359
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>>712369980
>i-it's a meme, i swear!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:21:02 PM No.712370764
>>712365778
>got heated
He means the race.

>>712365778
>screamed at my mom and dad
That's a joke.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:42:41 PM No.712372718
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>>712366776
>>712369390
What's wrong with that?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:49:43 PM No.712373336
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>>712372718
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:51:50 PM No.712373509
>>712365394 (OP)
>things got heated
brownoid detected
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:52:42 PM No.712373581
>>712365394 (OP)
this feels like a falseflag thread
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:53:02 PM No.712373610
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>>712365394 (OP)
>>712369882
>OP called out on his shit shitpost

At least learn what controls a game uses before posting so it's somewhat believable.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:02:01 AM No.712374358
>>712366776
Pretty sure that one is satire.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:05:06 AM No.712374637
>>712366146
lawl
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:21:33 AM No.712376323
>>712369374
Its just some dust on the screen. Switches are always covered in dust.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:22:33 AM No.712376437
>>712369791
Donโ€™t we all.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:24:28 AM No.712376619
>>712366267
It wasn't that funny.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:43:43 AM No.712378359
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitchHelp/comments/1l8s52u/switch_2_joycon_already_broken/
All so tiresome
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:46:21 AM No.712378607
The new Joycons are kinda bad. Maybe the factory calibration is bad on the sticks but I kept accidentally getting the up input zooming the camera in on Mario 64 when I was trying to move the camera left.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:08 AM No.712378705
>>712365394 (OP)
>I'm a raging nigger and I aped out over a game for children.
FTFY.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:20 AM No.712378718
>>712365394 (OP)
How the fuck is that screen so dirty? I always wipe mine off with a microfiber cloth.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:17:50 AM No.712381229
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>>712366776