DINNER

BLASTER

>>712395331
shit video

>>712395393

Shit taste

>>712394789 (OP)
>>712395331

SONIC CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD

>>712395756
Shit taste

>>712394789 (OP)
he says what we're all thinking

NNNOOOOOO

YOU ARE THE STRAIGHTEST IN KORIDAI

>>712394789 (OP)
That is EXACTLY why you're the king, man

I miss walrusguy

>>712397430
Oooah ship

BILLY MAYS

you better believe it

>>712394789 (OP)
After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule then after you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon then after you’ve scrubbed all of me then after you’ve rubbed oil on my penis then you can rub my dick then you can eat shit then you can take MAH BOI to dinner then after you’ve strived for this peace then you can send Link for pizza then you can save me four pieces of pizza then you can protect Zelda’s boobies then you can eluryhnisroolfehtlladebburcs then you can help me pee in the morning then after you go on a DIEt then you can… then you can… hmmm, help.

>>712397430
NOUGH, NOT INTO THE PIT!
IT BUUUURRRNNS!

>>712398037
Eat an OCTOROCK COCK

>>712397430
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI

WHERE'S THE PRINCESS?

>>712396976
FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE

Now you'll see why I MODESTLY call myself a PENIS

https://youtu.be/GLB7ibQRbpg

>>712396976
It took me ten yeareals to collect the cereals!

Looks like Mario LEEKED on YOU! Thats-a going on-line.

>>712397430
fugg

https://youtu.be/oDhnQr3yHWs

Sentence mixing is so much better than ai

>>712397430
HOAH LINK
SAVE ME
PROTECT ME
HOAH HOAH HOAH

>>712400804
OH YOU'VEA GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME

>>712397430
WHEN THE HELL IS DINO TIME?

>>712397430
Thank you Squadalah Man

>>712397430
Okay

>>712397430
We all die regardless at some point in time space continuum.
There's no escape from the inevitable.

>ImpAAAH, YOU are a slut
>"You smell like shit."
>ENOUGH, where is your majesty?

YOUR FATHER is a terrible BUTTFAGGOT

>>712402820
Gone

>>712398901
pesky plumber

>>712397430
please your omnipotence have mercy!

>>712397430
GOLLY

>>712394789 (OP)
I like his happy 'HOH' gasp he makes. The king is a good guy.

King Harkinian (glegle) got the 4 mil post on /lgbt/
This peace... is what all true warriors strive for!

Alright boys, post your favourite Zelda YTPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTurnbKBaG0

>>712408163
Good on her, I knew my wife Glegle (female) would go far

>>712396508

>>712396508
>>712408403
I want Subway.

>>712408448
50 dollar footlong

>>712408493
Not like that…

>>712408593
Not like what? That's just how much a decent sandwich is at subway now

>>712397430
I guess I better get going

>>712402778
MARIO HAS TO PASS GASS, AGAIN
WE ARE BOTH FUCKED

>>712408654
I was nostalgic for that place and I expected it to be shit and expensive.
Turns out it was better than I remembered and I got a sandwich, a bag of chips, a cookie and a coke for $6.
Maybe in commiefornia but locally it is still a solid option.

>>712409563
>commiefornia
Worse, I'm a leaf. I have a giftcard that's been sitting around for a while though maybe I'll go grab one tomorrow

My ship sails in the sails of dinner I wonder what’s for link send triforce of courage to protect a month

why do so many YTP creators end up... yknow


>same thing happened to Awfulfawful/Puntthepoodle except they had a huge neo-nazi spergout

>>712410310
Well, yuno.

>>712394789 (OP)
But FATHER, what if something happens to you?

>>712410310
I don't think DaThings has ever made a remotely funny YTP in 10+ years. Feel free to prove me wrong.

>>712397430

>>712397430
I don't even have to open the spoiler to know EXACTLY what image this is. And that's a based thing.

>>712408163
>>712408392
Who is Glegle? Why haven't I heard of it until now?

That oughta do it!

>>712411717
it's probably a specifically faggot board meme, and it happened to be a YTP edit

>>712411717
https://glegle.gallery/
glegle is like a 5 year old meme, it was on s4s and lgbt

VEGAS 8

I'm going to take a shit on THE FLOORS

>>712411717

>>712413036
I unironically like it

>>712397430

>>712413180
certainly beats all those played out wojak edits

>>712398037
Beat off and CUM onto Ganon's BEAUTIFUL face

>>712397430
Fuck YOU

>>712413331

>>712397430

>>712413331

>>712413765
why are you like this

Gee, the king sure is GAY

>>712413036
*burns it to ash.*
*heavy's voice* NO!

>>712400804
I'MMA GHOST.
BOO.

>>712397430
I don't want to die >_<

The Saga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrme-D_jW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ckpjG5fdko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNjfzmm3ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pai8In9gD_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuYUypUu6tw

this one is my favorite ytp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THC9bcTmes

>>712397430

I'm up to three beers on my lunch break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSSTQPOpa_c&t=376s

>>712397430
Great! I'll grab my stuff!

>>712397838
PERMANENT SEAL

>>712397430
It’s a BOI!

>>712396976
You, you DOUBLE NIGGER

>>712395393
you are shit, shiteater

>>712410718
I can never not laugh at speedfolded, it's so retarded

>>712413331

IT BURRRRRRRNS when I pee!

>>712408403
yeah...

It's just one of those days

>the I need You(tube poop) is already 20 years old

>>712407853
Duke Onkled is one of those gays...

>>712423456
it was made in 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0N9UX86K4

this ones pretty good

Lamp oil.

>>712425887
rope

>>712411780
HALLELUJAH

>>712422348
I watched it just now and I just don't think it's good. Bad sources, bad jokes and all around dull with no edge or bite.
To offset my negativity I'll give you my personal favorite YTP joke: https://youtu.be/1cIqJnZx1mI?t=34

>>712397430
AHHH I HAVENT WASTED ENOUGH TIME GOONING AND GAMING YET I DONT WANNA DIE

>>712427045
>To offset my negativity I'll give you my personal favorite YTP joke
it's fine it's not a contest, i am not in a poop mood anyway

>>712395393
Yeah never was a fan of that YTP. I prefer Quibby jibby's stuff. Dinotime enough for love is also kino.

>>712397430
GREAT! I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE!

>>712413036
this is the worst idea ive ever seen

>>712427256
You want it?

>>712427195
The sentence mixing YTPs were always more funny to me. WalrusGuy, Swishfilmsinc and QuibbyJibby were all pretty good at this but then you also have some gems like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUmgxJVmao

>>712430008
I had never seen this one before, thank you for the kino.

SQUIDWARD! The sky had a Pokemon!
That's not a Pokemon, that's a Gay Luigi!

>>712413331

>>712394789 (OP)
toyota hybrid
https://youtu.be/C2zh7nicC3E?si=sRFgIsRiMcN38qeC

>>712397430
NO

>>712394789 (OP)
Serious question. Do they still make they still make you youtubepoops ? What about gmodsfm videos

>>712400804
name of this one?

>>712397430
GONE

>>712397430
Great I'll get my stuff

>This makes millenials shit, cum and fart

>>712432886
mario can't admit he's losing

>>712425994
Bombs

>>712431205
I could use a drink!

>>712397430
Fuck you.

>>712397430

>>712397430
sometimes, i kinda wanna die

>>712413036
i have spent 250x as much time trying to even consider what to say about this forgettable sterile dust than i will ever spend thinking about this slop in my entire life

>>712413331

>LET'S GO

>>712413663
AND FUCK
SPAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI

>>712413331

>>712397374
He comes back like once a year.

>>712397430
This is illegal you PINGAS

>>712394789 (OP)
>Excuse me Gentleman... sorry to interupt but Im going to rape you right now. :)

I'm the king from Zelda CDI, I don't know why I'm here exactly ... I have nothing to do with Street Fighter?!

>>712420161
SEA KING
SEA KING
SEA KING

>>712440334
BE THERE RARE

>>712397430
good

>>712408289
Based

>>712417761

>>712440334
>tfw durhamrockerz deleted his account for seemingly no reason along with all of his videos

>>712440070
I like this one too anon

>>712417761
>open video links for shitpost
>stay for the emotional rollercoaster

>>712440196
Want me to put my tumb in your butt!?

>>712412407
I thought it was /bant/, not [s4s]. In fact I think [s4s] hates how people try to force glegle there.

>>712413036
Theres way too much faggotry attached to this

>>712397430
kys

>>712397430
LAIGHTE? IN MY LAIRE?

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN

>>712447780
he looks like a bingo player

A V VV VV VV VOTE FOR WALLS IS A V VV VV VV VVOTE FOR FREEEDOM
VOTE DANIEL

Anyone have a link to that one YTP that had a bunch of Zelda and Mario CDI characters fighting in old school JRPG style with over the top editing

>>712448665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-we597u_ZQ
There was also a series of YTP Pokemon battles that I was fond of. Shame it's never gonna get completed.

>>712397430
Have mercy!

>>712410310
YTP creators are disproportionately aspies, who in turn make up a disproportionate amount of troons. So much for autistic people being immune to propaganda.

>>712448827
does this jog the memory?

>>712448827
went searching for it as well, didn't remember there being whole series of it. Found it though it was this specific one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWYNwEqNuQ
8:22 onwards is kino

>>712449242
I mean I knew what it was, I recently rewatched it a few years ago, just thought I'd bring it up for the few that don't know about it at this point.

>>712421291
>>712396976
Hey, you're not gonna say the n-word are you?

>>712397838
Hi! Billy Mays here for the CB6000 male chastity device. But you already have a male chastity device, it's called your face

5 never ever

Friendly reminder to archive everything you value yourself, you never know when jewtube's copyright bots will strike, or the channel owner will have a melty and delete everything.

>>712450383
Not just for YouTube Poops, but most YT videos in general. Doubly so if it's by someone you enjoy.

>>712450063
To be truthful you horrible backup singer, I had no idea we were friends!

>>712450383
>all those channels getting strikes and being deleted in the peak of YTP almost 20 years ago
>things actually have gotten even worse since then

>>712430008
>is it safe?
>... yes!

Absolute kino

>>712430008
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>712451684
you should've brushed your teeth twice a day anon

OAH SHIP

ENOUGH

>>712441178
but at least we got a lot of these classic KoTH YTPs archived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbEIzTuZG7A

>>712397430
SQUAD ALLAH
AND WE'RE OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByjT4VOHAM

This was a hotel?

>>712395393
>youtube POOP
>shit
wow

>>712455607
If anything I can say that this is Hillary.

>>712420849
VAGINITIS

>>712410310
>so many
dathings is literally the only one I know of

the pattern I actually notice is YTPers being or turning into furries

>>712413331

>>712430008
Mark3611 is so known for billy mays stuff but everything he makes is pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3gBgg3LTkk

>>712413331

>>712457316
>>712430008
Please check his new channel if you haven't. His new poops deserve far more views

https://youtube.com/@marke3611
The Billy poops should be watched in order because they reference each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQDcz5h544

>>712459580
>three seconds in
>You've got a DICK in my ASS you FAGGOT

>>712397430
Fuck you faggot: Dinner, Spaghetti, Mama Luigi, Weegee, NO, Pingas

>Hey you, get off of my cloud
>Squadallah, we are off (To prison)
>After you scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy
>My boy

>>712413036
Cute.

>>712456946
How else would they have known about classic Lapfox Trax/Renard?

>>712413036
well, at least it's not as ugly as wojak

>>712396976
SHUT UUUuuuuUUuuuP

>>712396976
ACTIVATE THE HEDGEHOG DICK GRIPPER

>>712397430
Almost feel temped not to

>>712394789 (OP)
> You must die!
> Or else you will die!

>>712413331

I didn't find dino time funny

>>712462815
What did you say?

>>712397430
MONTH MONTH
AND
CUM
OOOOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAAA

MMMMMMMMMMMMNIGGER

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4gZgpB-sRA
may i SEEEEEEEE it?

>>712413331

>>712462815
Same, it feels like it's trying too hard

>>712462069
>Join me Link and I will make your face the greatest in KoriDIE
>or else you will dai
anyone remember where this was from?

>>712464171

Zelda cdi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtca3XnCSV8

I ASKED ROSS MANDELL TO STOP BY

>>712464171
Link: The Faces of Evil on the Philips CD-I

>>712397430
nigger

you hate the fact that your pen sus is powerless to stuss me
fools, how do you think I masturbate?

>>712397430
Banging image, my fellow HuLian!
14 Games, 88 Heroes!

>>712464448
break his freakin bucks!

>>712464374
Sad knowing there was a third and you cant find it anymore. I dont even remember what it was called anymore.

>>712464374
.......
......HEH

>>712464345
>>712464419
t-thanks...
I meant the sentence mixing
it's the only part I remember from some old YTP

>>712397430
Shame...on...YOUUUUUUUUUU

>>712413036
>forced meme pushed by a discord
as awful as the boards people troll with it

>>712397430
D I E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3GZDq8RSdw

>>712397430
No

>>712397430
Fuck

>>712397430
Die

>>712397430
You will die.
>>712413036
You will die and eat lotsa PINGAS and PINESS and octorok cock for dinner.

>>712394789 (OP)
Why did YTPs die out?

BOMB

>early youtube poops
>"the king gets a car"
>modern youtube poops
>what could possibly be the most accurate representation of suffering in hell

>>712470778
My guess:
>expect funny
>get ear rape instead

>>712395393
Literally one of the very FIRST YouTube poops and you're calling it shit... blud was a pioneer
You better pipe the fuck down

>>712471135
>Literally one of the very FIRST YouTube poops
Not even remotely close
In its time it was dumb zoomer shit and it still sucks now, mspaint faces and mismatched voice sentence mixing is bottom of the barrel dog shit

>>712470778
they started medicating autism and it got replaced by something I'd rather not mention

>>712470778
Like all good hobbies, it got taken over by people only interested in making money rather than having fun and expressing their autism. Just look at how many modern "youtube poops" have patreon links at the end of them

>>712471745
Zoomer shit? In 2008? Lmaooo

>>712470778
>>712471090
First it was the lazy ear rape, then unfunny edits of just whatever shit sources, then highly animated, edited and produced poops, then the soulless modern meme slop garbage.
None of these had the charm and the funny of the 2007-10 Movie Maker and Paint era.

>>712394789 (OP)
TOMORROW I LL

>>712417761
>actual opera disguised as YTP shitpost

>>712472902
I'll clean his PINGAS

Tomorrow I'll...

>>712413036
coal

You killed meeeeeeeeeee

>>712463083
TO ISENGARD
TO ISENGARD

>>712450024
YOU DESERVE THE COMFORT OF METAL INSIDE YOUR COCK

>>712471745
You're trying too hard to fit in.

BOGGLE? BETTER PUT SOME LOSER ON THAT

>>712395331
OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOD

>>712450024
STOP WIPING YOUR SHIT LIKE A RACIST AND BRING DIVERSITY TO YOUR ASS

>>712413331

>>712472602
There are a few more words before those ones anon, you should try reading them

>>712474698
/v/ loves dinner blaster, how the fuck would I be trying to "fit in" by saying I don't like it? Retard

"Who are you? Who am I? Who or whom am me? Who's me? What or who is you? Then what? I don't know what... but so what? Who am I? I... you know..."
-Penis Prager

>>712470778
They kind of didn't, it just became very mainstream and "produced."
I've always felt like peak YTP was stuff that doesn't label itself as such and doesn't have any intros or credits or anything, bonus points if it has some stupid bait and switch title so randos will stumble upon it and be like what the fuck is this

>THEN AFTER YOU'VE PLEASED ALL OF THE PLUMBERS IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM

>>712450063
someday brother
WHERE'S THE KING, OF HYRULE?~

>>712465026
The title was "YTP - Jesse Ventura Is A Nazi Vampire Zombie and Wants To Eat Your Conspiracies" and the link for it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQgqYoChq1w. Unfortunately nothing remains of it

Selfish ant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZAHfafFeKg

To me the appeal of YTP was it being like, the human experience of playing with fast forward and reverse buttons on tape decks and laughing at the fucked up sounds explored into an art form
Sentence mixing stuff is great too and I love when both styles are mixed together but there's just something about edit heavy videos where everything is just inexplicably funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM8OjbQwdzU

>>712450024
WE'LL FEED YOUR TOUCANS THREE CANS OF PECANS

EIEIEIEIEIEIEI
Numbers
NUMBERS

>>712480269
Agreed. And to be honest, those that believe edit-heavy poops should be left in the past seem to completely miss the point behind why these videos are called "YouTube Poops" to begin with. The entire appeal of these videos is that they were low-effort shitposts which is why YTPs were so niche back in the late 2000s when they were new, not that there's anything wrong with YTPs that have much more effort put into them like Fesh Pince but there's a certain timeless appeal behind someone just fucking around with the various editing tools at their disposal just for the sake of fucking around with them.

Honestly, I just can't stand people who take YTPs very seriously and look down on edit-heavy poops just because they think they're "outdated" or "unfunny". Kinda reminds me of YouChew's war on AIDS back in 2008 when they were trying to get people to stop using sources like CD-i and the Super Mario World cartoon because they were seen as being overused at the time.

https://youtu.be/Q2yRdRG38ks
This one still cracks me up after all these years, nothing but incoherent madness.

>>712413331