>>712433813In a record breaking split second, I have been given a new obscure fetish that will haunt me to my grave.
OP, why? Why did you do it, man? I WAS JUST A YOUNG MAN, OP. BARELY 22 AND YOU'VE TAKEN MY YOUTH. THREE SECONDS ONLINE AND YOU'VE BROKEN MY MIND. I'M GONNA BE SEARCHING, SEARCHING, SEARCHING FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT, FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF /d/ TO THE LOW DEPTHS OF /fit/.
BITCHES WITH BOWS IN THEIR TOWS MAKES MY DICK FROZE AND OP KNOWS THAT THAT SHIT BLOWS WHEN I CAN'T GOOGLE THESE HOES. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER, BUT I'M JUST A BED WETTER; CUM SPLATTER, BLACK LIVES MATTER AND OP JUST MAKES ME MADDER. THIS SHIT IS WHACK AND OP KNOWS JACK ABOUT THE FACT THAT JACKIN' AND WHACKIN' BACK-TO-BACK THE KRAKEN I'M PACKIN IS A FRAGILE DEAL, A SACRED SEAL, TRIPPED LIKE I SLIPPED ON A BANANA PEEL. A LUST FOR THE CRUST IN THE FEET OF THE BITCH WHO LOBS ARROWS LIKE SPARROWS AT THE WORMS THAT SQUIRM IN MY PANTS AND I SHANT TAKE IT ANYMORE: OP'S A WHORE, QUOTH THE MODS, 404.
I'M OUT