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Anonymous No.712407364 [Report] >>712407750 >>712407752 >>712408797 >>712411128 >>712459735 >>712472692
Splatoon 3
10.0 just dropped, with new kits, Urchin Underpass, and a Switch 2 upgrade
Anonymous No.712407604 [Report] >>712407658
REEFGODS KEEP WINNING
Anonymous No.712407658 [Report]
>>712407604
>clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
Anonymous No.712407750 [Report] >>712408295
>>712407364 (OP)
>>712407183
That's right. thank you. recall the chest/top by chance?
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Hard_Hat_Replica
or
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Worker%27s_Cap
or
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Headlamp_Helmet
I assume first.
also
>com error
squigger arse servers
Anonymous No.712407752 [Report] >>712408215 >>712408418
>>712407364 (OP)
I’ll enjoy this shit before Nintendo unavoidably nerfs the fun it brings me.
Anonymous No.712407859 [Report]
>>>/vg/
Anonymous No.712407947 [Report] >>712408018
does this game have a smurf issue? ive been playin marvel rivals for awhile so im already comin from paranoia from that game
Anonymous No.712407973 [Report] >>712408206
i keep disconnecting
Anonymous No.712408018 [Report]
>>712407947
you can't really smurf in splatoon unless you make an entirely new account which is very much not worth it. so no.
Anonymous No.712408206 [Report]
>room dies to comm errors
damn
>>712407973
ggs anyway
Anonymous No.712408215 [Report] >>712409629
>>712407752
>aerospray
>nerf
squigger they buffed it multiple times
Anonymous No.712408295 [Report] >>712408562
>>712407750
workers cap, hacker jacket, and frendship bracelet
Anonymous No.712408394 [Report]
AHH SPLATSVILLE HUB IN 60FPS FEELS SO FREAKY
shit feels tooo smooth
Anonymous No.712408418 [Report] >>712409629
I really hope we get ink rain, color screen, and fizzy challenges now. and they become a bit more common.

>>712407752
it'll never be nerfed. not weapon. not special. so enjoy.
Anonymous No.712408446 [Report] >>712408753 >>712408873
is it too late to get this? have i missed any fomo stuff? i heard there were events with exclusive rewards
or should i just wait for raiders?
Anonymous No.712408562 [Report]
>>712408295
hacker jacket is the other outfit set. toss me another one.
suicide vest maybe?
bear suit?
sean scrotum suit?
Anonymous No.712408753 [Report]
>>712408446
>i heard there were events with exclusive rewards
they're rerunning events
Anonymous No.712408783 [Report] >>712409008 >>712409615
Nintendo is now starting to slow down Switch 1 models. Splatoon 3 has NEVER slowed down this much before
Anonymous No.712408797 [Report] >>712408881 >>712408970 >>712409008
>>712407364 (OP)
All I want to know is how Urchin Underpass is holding up. Did they butcher it like some of the other maps or did they do it justice?
Anonymous No.712408873 [Report] >>712409176
>>712408446
Raider's is a singleplayer standalone game. Splatoon 3 is still the main Splatoon for the foreseeable future
Anonymous No.712408881 [Report] >>712410584
>>712408797
honestly feels like it did in splatoon 1 I don't notice any difference
Anonymous No.712408970 [Report] >>712410584
>>712408797
they did it justice, feels pretty much exactly like 1's at least in turf
Anonymous No.712409008 [Report] >>712410584
>>712408797
Nah. Urchin is bloody fantastic

>>712408783
retards like you will fry in Squell.
Anonymous No.712409176 [Report] >>712409293 >>712409386
>>712408873
yeah, but i don't like pvp stuff
at least, i won't play it competitively, only casually
i hear this also has co-op mode with unlockables?
i just like to complete everything and collect stuff, so i was wondering if there is anything in this game that cannot be unlocked anymore
Anonymous No.712409182 [Report] >>712409256 >>712409293
huh
Anonymous No.712409205 [Report] >>712463945
how do people even use the 96 gal or whatever this junk is.
this shits just straight ass especially the new one
Anonymous No.712409256 [Report]
>>712409182
okay
Anonymous No.712409293 [Report] >>712409802
>>712409182
BASED BASED His will lives on.
Love to see it.

>>712409176
You'll take a long arse time to get all the grizzco figures but that's it.
Anonymous No.712409386 [Report] >>712409802
>>712409176
Salmon Run is still a fun coop experience, and yes there is plenty of unlockables in SR alone
Anonymous No.712409615 [Report] >>712409743 >>712418517 >>712418926
>>712408783
>Swore to myself that I'd craft my own PC instead of getting a Switch 2
>Read this post
>Now conflicted and wondering if I should get one before I decide to go forth to seek stuff out to build my own PC or do both simultaneously
Anonymous No.712409629 [Report] >>712409743 >>712412498
>>712408215
>>712408418
I’m talking about the Special Points because people will bitch about Screen
Anonymous No.712409658 [Report]
So how bad is urchin underpass with splatoon3 meta?
Anonymous No.712409743 [Report] >>712409836
>>712409629
>implying an extra 20p matters for aerogay
come on lad.

>>712409615
Anon.
He's full of shit.
The servers were so overwhelmed by returning players several people had the update just halt on them.
Anonymous No.712409752 [Report] >>712409775 >>712409785 >>712409983 >>712410018
this feels like the perfect game to get really mad at having shit teammates
Anonymous No.712409775 [Report]
>>712409752
it is
Anonymous No.712409785 [Report]
>>712409752
If you're not complaining about your team, you're not playing a multiplayer game
Anonymous No.712409802 [Report] >>712410018 >>712410095
>>712409293
>>712409386
and are there any other collectibles besides that? can i unlock everything if i start now? clothes, weapons, other customization?
Anonymous No.712409836 [Report] >>712410513 >>712417352
>>712409743
Yeah, but should I acquire a Switch 2 anyways in spite of hoping to stick to my guns or?
Anonymous No.712409983 [Report]
>>712409752
it's always their fault
Anonymous No.712410018 [Report] >>712410106
so pool's two outfits will be
>plastic squid mask, hacker jacket, yellow sandals + socks
>grizzco helmet, suicide jacket, friendship bracelet
agreed?

>>712409802
gear/clothing is a slight rng gamble in the slot machine since you missed the initial seasons. but yes.

>>712409752
I get very livid at certain cunts yes.
Anonymous No.712410095 [Report] >>712410164
>>712409802
Yor salmon run you can unlock clothes for salmon run, clothes for pvp, stickers, figurines for your locker, and banners. You can also get badges for completing challenges for big run
Anonymous No.712410106 [Report] >>712410529
>>712410018
>suicide jacket
what the hell is the suicide jacket? I know what it is in reality of course but what gear item in splatoon do you mean
Anonymous No.712410164 [Report]
>>712410095
For*
Anonymous No.712410237 [Report] >>712410314 >>712410529
i thought they were gonna do some sort of weapons matchmaking or some shit
Anonymous No.712410314 [Report] >>712410517
>>712410237
yeah it's in anarchy
Anonymous No.712410513 [Report]
>>712409836
It's going be Nintendo's system for the next 8 years and Splatoon 4 will eventually come.

Waiting a year or two is also a valid option.
Anonymous No.712410517 [Report]
>>712410314
oh jokes on me for tryin the weapons and puttin me against chargers with a .96
fuck this weapons kit
Anonymous No.712410529 [Report] >>712410632
>>712410106
the splatter jacket 5000 or whatever. with all the tubing.
TUUUUUUUUUBES

>>712410237
Yes in ranked.
The better your performance with a weapon the higher rank you get for it.
Anonymous No.712410584 [Report]
>>712408881
>>712408970
>>712409008
Great! Can’t wait to try it out.
Anonymous No.712410632 [Report] >>712410913
>>712410529
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/SplatJack_5000
this?
Anonymous No.712410913 [Report] >>712411157
>>712410632
yes. ty. that one exactly.
Anonymous No.712410948 [Report]
i forgot this game rotates map and im already tired of urchin
Anonymous No.712411128 [Report] >>712411483
>>712407364 (OP)
So, now run at 4k or is still 1080p?
Anonymous No.712411157 [Report] >>712411423
>>712410913
I genuinely don't think I've ever seen anyone in the pool use it why not the octarian replica armor instead
Anonymous No.712411423 [Report] >>712411535
>>712411157
Works for me.
Whatever you all think best represents our cluster of squaggots.
Anonymous No.712411483 [Report] >>712411550
>>712411128
It's 4K 60 docked
1080p in handheld
Looks a lot cleaner, plus the plaza is now 60fps instead of 30fps
Anonymous No.712411508 [Report]
3/4 salmon run if anyone is Interested
Anonymous No.712411535 [Report] >>712411896
>>712411423
I think the octoleet armor represents us better personally
Anonymous No.712411550 [Report]
>>712411483
Nice
Anonymous No.712411885 [Report]
Still tired from earlier so I'm doing one king
Anonymous No.712411891 [Report]
I'm pretty tired so I'll probably only do one king
Anonymous No.712411896 [Report]
>>712411535
Fair enough. I can agree to that.
Anonymous No.712411921 [Report] >>712424183
go to sleep g!!
Anonymous No.712412126 [Report]
No!
G!!!
Stay awake!
Everyone knows you enter the hyper gamer mode after being awake for 24 hours!
Don't pussy out!
Anonymous No.712412173 [Report] >>712412984
So now that they've done it for all three games we can safely assume that any deadline they give for the "end of updates" for any particular Splatoon game is complete horseshit and that their update schedule is just "whenever we feel like stopping".
Anonymous No.712412323 [Report] >>712412389 >>712412428
What's better for dps-ing with Reeflux? Tap shots or half-charges?
Anonymous No.712412364 [Report] >>712412463
Damn that was too early let's do one more
Anonymous No.712412389 [Report]
>>712412323
half charge I think
Anonymous No.712412428 [Report]
>>712412323
For salmon run half shots pvp full charges
Anonymous No.712412463 [Report] >>712412778
>>712412364
okay but this better not take long
Anonymous No.712412498 [Report]
>>712409629
>Aerospray
>buff
in what timeline are you playing in? It's still shit and they nerfed the booyah bomb.
Anonymous No.712412547 [Report]
>we accidentally released the beta version of Urchin Underpass and the updated final version will be released in patch 10.0.1
Anonymous No.712412560 [Report] >>712412790
Did they add voice chat on the switch 2 ver?
Anonymous No.712412653 [Report]
>Dynamo, Tent Aerogay get 3rd kits
>they're all trassh
Why did they even fucking bother making shittier versions of already shit weapons
Anonymous No.712412778 [Report]
>>712412463
Ok
Anonymous No.712412790 [Report]
>>712412560
no
gamechat's a system wide feature
Anonymous No.712412964 [Report] >>712413028
>wave 1 wipe
let's go, more salmon meter!
Anonymous No.712412984 [Report]
>sleep mask is Emberz
I'VE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT.
EMBERZ HAS SHOES YES?!? PLEASE?! YES?!

>>712412173
Same as it ever was.
Japanese just love Squids
Anonymous No.712413028 [Report]
>>712412964
This will be a quick king
Anonymous No.712413191 [Report] >>712413272 >>712413378
Is the DLC worth the price
Anonymous No.712413272 [Report]
>>712413191
I would say it's worth it
Anonymous No.712413378 [Report]
>>712413191
I think so yes. I had tons of fun out of it. The challenge cranks up nicely. Enemies are designed well.
Anonymous No.712413513 [Report] >>712414065
Why is the only English words the squids retained "tentacles"
Anonymous No.712413808 [Report]
nice
ggs salmon
Anonymous No.712413826 [Report] >>712413886
OK I'm done too tired to continue also I think my controller might be broken ggs later
Anonymous No.712413886 [Report] >>712414000
>>712413826
>also I think my controller might be broken
get a pro controller 2 this shit feels amazing
Anonymous No.712413934 [Report] >>712413987 >>712414068
does splatoon take more or less skill than cod 4-6 on xbox 360?
Anonymous No.712413947 [Report] >>712414271
so, the update just pausing during download isn't happening to just me, right?
Anonymous No.712413987 [Report] >>712414117
>>712413934
More skill than any CoD really. Though it's more of a cod game.
Anonymous No.712414000 [Report]
>>712413886
Maybe later I still have a switch 1 pro controller that I bought a few years ago that's still brand new
Anonymous No.712414065 [Report] >>712414179
>>712413513
they also have nice (from the nice signal/nice ball) and three (surimi rengo) there might be more examples
Anonymous No.712414068 [Report] >>712414117
>>712413934
Only little kids play Cod, real gamers play Splatoon
Anonymous No.712414117 [Report] >>712414167 >>712414197 >>712414253 >>712414353 >>712414539
>>712413987
>>712414068
is it still worth buying 3 or should i just wait for 4? i'm a switch 2 newfag
Anonymous No.712414167 [Report] >>712414336
>>712414117
Update 10 just came out and the next game is a spin-off (no doubt to tide us over until the team is done with animal crossing). You'll get at least a couple of years out of it, which is more than CoD.
Anonymous No.712414179 [Report]
>>712414065
You can very clearly hear "Chaos and Order" during Spectrum Obligato, as well as "Headliner's High" during that song as well.
Anonymous No.712414197 [Report]
>>712414117
since they just annouced a spinoff and released a switch 2 update it looks like 3 is sticking around for a while longer
Anonymous No.712414218 [Report]
salmonling status?
Anonymous No.712414253 [Report]
>>712414117
You'll most likely get 1-3 years out of it since we're getting a spin off
Anonymous No.712414271 [Report]
>>712413947
welcome to server overload anon.
get a snack.
Anonymous No.712414290 [Report] >>712414326
Alright I got the DLC. Why is MALE Eight so fucking slutty? That is a man he does not need those hips.
Anonymous No.712414326 [Report]
>>712414290
It's a reflection of the player
Anonymous No.712414336 [Report] >>712414717
>>712414167
oh wow i didn't realize they are the animal crossing mfs
Anonymous No.712414353 [Report]
>>712414117
3 just got an update and the next game is an spin off, Splatoon 4 will not be out for at least 2 years
Anonymous No.712414539 [Report]
>>712414117
get 3 unless you wanna wait at least a couple years
Anonymous No.712414717 [Report] >>712414867
>>712414336
Anon this has been known since splat1.
Same internal EPD team; 5.
Though in recent years EPD5 has grown large enough to fully split AC and Splatoon into two separate dev teams so they don't cannibalize each others dev time.
Anonymous No.712414867 [Report] >>712414945 >>712414985
>>712414717
as i said, i'm a switch 2 newfag
my last nintendo console was a game cube
Anonymous No.712414945 [Report] >>712415010
>>712414867
Hope you're enjoying soulcalibur 2 then, newfriend. Splat3 is worth it though.
Anonymous No.712414985 [Report]
>>712414867
Well fair. I missed that.
But yes they were the same dev team.
The Mario Kart devs made ARMS btw, as another fun fact.
Anonymous No.712415010 [Report] >>712415061 >>712416102
>>712414945
SC2 is actually the only thing i've played besides mario kart so far kek
Anonymous No.712415061 [Report]
>>712415010
I mean it's a fantastic game I don't blame ya
Anonymous No.712415464 [Report] >>712415659
>giant Marina
Why would Nintendo do this to me?
Anonymous No.712415659 [Report]
>>712415464
It's great right? The devs are as horny as us. I love it.
Anonymous No.712415926 [Report]
>In Anarchy Battle (Open), increased the amount of change in Rank Points per battle by approximately 2.5x.

This does nothing to fix Open but, instead exacerbates the problem.
Anonymous No.712416102 [Report]
>>712415010
With mario kart and splatoon I don't have time to play SCII and it makes me sad
Anonymous No.712416146 [Report] >>712416550 >>712417684
i started playing this game when the switch 2 came out and i have 2 victories and 11 defeats, i guess that's to be expected. anyone have any tips on what weapons are good for beginners?
Anonymous No.712416237 [Report] >>712416550 >>712417684
is splatoon 3 hard to get into online? ive only played the first one and even then i only played the single player stuff.
i know the 3rd game has been out for a while so im assuming by now its just filled with a bunch of tryhards.
Anonymous No.712416550 [Report] >>712417332
>>712416146
>>712416237
Focus on inking and get a roller or a bucket. It isn't about frags.
Anonymous No.712416728 [Report]
ordered 3, i shall be back in a couple of days
Anonymous No.712416751 [Report]
Holy fuck the new aerogay is great.
I love it.
Anonymous No.712416808 [Report] >>712421894 >>712433470
Post switch 1 and switch 2 comparisons
Anonymous No.712417332 [Report]
>>712416550
i see, good to know. going to start playing roller for now then.
Anonymous No.712417352 [Report]
>>712409836
draw up a list of games you want to play in the next 8 months, and then rank them.
decide whether the games you want the most punch mostly on the side of the Switch 2 or on PC. Spend money now on whatever you want the most and save up to get the other thing down the road. Honestly, this will probably point to the Switch 2 being a later buy during a holiday sale or even next year when games like The Duskbloods are coming out
Anonymous No.712417435 [Report] >>712417684 >>712418240
Fellas is Splatoon 3 worth it for a guy who only played Splatoon 1 with his siblings a decade ago but otherwise didn't seek it out since then? I'm looking at footage online and it looks mighty fun
Anonymous No.712417546 [Report] >>712417601
Is everyone in the pool using switch 2
Anonymous No.712417601 [Report] >>712445113
>>712417546
Can you transfer your save data without needing to do a system transfer?
Anonymous No.712417684 [Report] >>712418930
>>712416146
>>712416237
>>712417435
The splattershot is noob friendly I also recommend buckets since they're easy to use. Also, inking walls don't count towards the final score only ink walls to climb.
Anonymous No.712418020 [Report]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOESN'T EMBERZ HAVE ANY FUCKING SLIPPERS I NEED THEM FOR MY NEXT SET. REEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.712418240 [Report] >>712418815 >>712418930 >>712421201
>>712417435
It is breddy fun
Judging by the thread I guess people picking up their Switch 2s and seeing the news are considering getting it too so probably isn't a terrible time to get into it if you want to.
Anonymous No.712418517 [Report] >>712418803
>>712409615
Just do both anon. The PC is going to be a gradual upgrade process, the switch 2 is going to last as is for the next 6 years at least. Plus for once GPUs are actually MSRP if you don't care about muh green
Anonymous No.712418667 [Report] >>712420929
Still gonna wait on the Switch 2 in case there's any issues with the early models. Remember crowbcat's video
Anonymous No.712418803 [Report] >>712419767
>>712418517
Definitely possibly considering this then, since I'm up in Canada. Not bad for pricing for a computer-building service, granted.
Anonymous No.712418805 [Report]
>they waited for the switch 2 to drop before dropping 3rd kits
uhh based?
Anonymous No.712418815 [Report]
>>712418240
>has to just sit there waiting like a cuck as you rob him
LMAO
ink vac needs help.
Anonymous No.712418926 [Report] >>712418970
>>712409615
>craft my own PC
you don't 'craft' your own pc, you just connect components and install some software.
crafting
fucking hell
Anonymous No.712418930 [Report] >>712419418 >>712419695
>>712417684
>>712418240
are the DLCs worth the price of the expansion pass then?
Anonymous No.712418970 [Report]
>>712418926
Synonyms, anon
Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.712419321 [Report]
the new big swig is op on anarchy
Anonymous No.712419418 [Report]
>>712418930
Depends on how much you like the game honestly. If you like the gameplay and feel of Splatoon and want more then yes you should get it. Side Order is a great side story mode.
Anonymous No.712419571 [Report]
I've been playing Splatoon since the first game (at a friend's house though) and I'm still fucking dogshit. I picked up splat 3 with my Switch 2 and it feels kinda bad being the obvious noob in every lobby.
Anonymous No.712419695 [Report]
>>712418930
If you mean Side Order then if you like the game and have some interest in a roguelike mode with goofy fuck builds then sure. Not a must-have otherwise
Anonymous No.712419723 [Report]
Shitters, once again, proving their usefulness by falling and/or refusing to hit a target.
Anonymous No.712419767 [Report] >>712419856
>>712418803
Avoid the OS installation stuff, /g/'ll sort you out.
Anonymous No.712419856 [Report] >>712420321
>>712419767
I'm definitely avoiding the OS stuff, thankfully, that basic $70 option might be my best go-to for it.
Anonymous No.712419963 [Report] >>712420383 >>712420708
Can't believe I used all my sheldon tickets on the gacha because I thought there wouldn't be anymore kits
Anonymous No.712420321 [Report] >>712420389
>>712419856
You can easily do it yourself but 70 CAD is actually a pretty good price. I'd pay it to not have to do cable management on my PC again lol, and my components are mostly modular.
Anonymous No.712420383 [Report]
>>712419963
>bricking himself for the gacha
Just go play Splatoon mobile bwo....
Anonymous No.712420389 [Report] >>712420558
>>712420321
I'll definitely do it over the span of two weeks. I also would love to replace all the cables and power bar and such along the way so I have fresh and clean cables and whatnot.
Anonymous No.712420558 [Report] >>712420673
>>712420389
Well as long as you replace your PSU that's most of your cabling refreshed. If you're planning on doing that please get a full modular.
Anonymous No.712420673 [Report] >>712420747
>>712420558
Will do.
Anonymous No.712420708 [Report]
>>712419963
doomsissies btfo
Anonymous No.712420747 [Report] >>712420804
>>712420673
Thank you. Getting full modular is a blessing, sure it's a bit more expensive initially but you're going to be thankful when you can just buy a 12V cable to slot in the power when all GPUs switch to it in like 5 years.
Anonymous No.712420804 [Report] >>712420862
>>712420747
Definitely a very cool, wise choice. Just gotta write that down in some notes and the calendar.
Anonymous No.712420862 [Report] >>712421158
>>712420804
PCPartPicker is useful for workshopping your build. Automatically checks for compatibility issues, gives you local prices, if you make an account you can save your builds. It helped me a lot.
Anonymous No.712420929 [Report]
>>712418667
>Remember crowbcat's video
A bunch of ragebait that mostly wound up overblown? His original switch freakout videos aged pretty poorly, he doesn't even bother with that kind of content anymore
Anonymous No.712421158 [Report]
>>712420862
Ah, that's a legitimately handy tool! I'll bookmark it to the bookmarks bar and also brainstorm for parts to plan it all out.
Anonymous No.712421201 [Report] >>712421443 >>712421640
>>712418240
>I guess people picking up their Switch 2s and seeing the news are considering getting it
thats me except im also just considering if i should get a switch 2 in general
how much does the online cost again? i hate the concept of having to pay for online pay on a console but i think i might break my own rule for the squids
Anonymous No.712421443 [Report] >>712422170
>>712421201
$20 a year for the basic online
Not something I enjoy paying for but I have put hundreds of hours into squids at least
Anonymous No.712421640 [Report]
>>712421201
$6 a year if you're in a shit country like mine and people sell "family plan memberships"
Anonymous No.712421894 [Report]
>>712416808
https://youtu.be/cj9BgGkA2W8?si=tUxaV3_4nbofyBan

I'm sure a bunch more will pop up tomorrow
Anonymous No.712422123 [Report]
Pretty sure literally none of my weapons got new kits so not sure why I'd care. I guess I sometimes play the H3?
Anonymous No.712422170 [Report]
>>712421443
>$20 a year
oh
thats a lot lower than i thought it would be
>the switch 2 is nearly $600 dollars in my country
nintendo KURWA
Anonymous No.712422631 [Report]
Im surprised they didnt also give out more boss badges with lil stars too
Anonymous No.712422998 [Report] >>712423127 >>712425641
>Urchin underpass while the splattack remix plays
Home
Now when is /ourguy/'s turn?
Anonymous No.712423127 [Report] >>712425641
>>712422998
>Saltspray Rig
Would be cool. I still remember the one match I had on it where I triple-splatted three unlucky, retarded dumbfucks on it with Killer Wail, kek. Was pretty great.
Anonymous No.712424183 [Report]
>>712411921
no
Anonymous No.712424448 [Report] >>712424617
we miss ricey so much
Anonymous No.712424617 [Report] >>712425536
>>712424448
I don't
Anonymous No.712424820 [Report] >>712425634
>Instantly get my Krak on roller 10 star badge
Feels good to be a RollerGOD
Anonymous No.712425536 [Report] >>712425702
>>712424617
stop lying sis
Anonymous No.712425634 [Report] >>712425882
>>712424820
LIAR!!!
Anonymous No.712425641 [Report] >>712425974
>>712422998
>>712423127
>whole team on tower
>enemy tosses a suction
>teammate pops bubbler
>we all go flying into the soup
Truly one of those unforgettable moments. I love Splatoon.
Anonymous No.712425702 [Report]
>>712425536
Not lying I'm glad he's gone
Anonymous No.712425882 [Report] >>712426305 >>712426342
>>712425634
BOOM
Anonymous No.712425974 [Report]
>>712425641
Goddamn, that's some top-tier badassery.

I got one more:

>During Splatfest (don't recall which one currently)
>Enemy approaches me
>Lobs two (!) Burst Bombs at me
>Tank that shit, Terminator-style
>Trudge up slowly to them like a menacing force
>Splat them moments later

Shit was fucking great in that moment, wish I had a capture card back then because that definitely would've been in a highlight reel, lmao.
Anonymous No.712426034 [Report]
Does the update make the whole game 4k hdr?
Anonymous No.712426245 [Report] >>712426993
Good night pool
Anonymous No.712426305 [Report]
>>712425882
gj nekolumus
Anonymous No.712426342 [Report] >>712428804
>>712425882
Damn shut me up good job anon
Anonymous No.712426993 [Report] >>712428771
>>712426245
>faggot shit
Anonymous No.712428771 [Report]
>>712426993
its not gay if he goes woomy
Anonymous No.712428804 [Report] >>712435674
>>712426342
All good anon, not everyone can be a RollerGOD
Anonymous No.712430772 [Report]
Anonymous No.712431059 [Report] >>712433913 >>712444403
im... im not sure if I care
played daily since launch up until the dawn of the 2 year anniversary. and I honestly felt relieved it was over on some level.
Im not sure I care to go back, I loved the game but im just sick of FOMO and the little niggly issues I have with it. Do I care about underpass? YES, im I happy it wasnt butchered? YEEES!
but do I really care about some 3rd kits and the other shit maps? no, not really.

Im going to be rusty and probably a shadow of where I was when I was playing, and I just dont want to be sucked in again, weirdly.

after all these years, im not sure if I like splatoon 3 or not. I do, but why do I also feel like I fucking hate it too? I prefered playing S1 thats for sure.
Anonymous No.712431464 [Report] >>712432321
>got a switch 2
>insert new SD card
>anon, you need to put the old SD card in for transfer
>okay, let me do that
>transer from SD to switch 2
>okay anon, put the new SD back in
>okay now do you want to move data from switch 2 to that SD?
>yes
>okay, done
>...
>switch frozen, like fully frozen.
>reboot, hold power in.
>anon we need to format your SD card
>formats card
>loses every single memory, video, picrel
>no more coom picrels
>no more evidence of my greatness
>no shot of me winning two 333x battles back to back
>no proof of me being on the major float with shiver queen
>no proof of me being top 1% salmon runner
>no proof of my having fun
I... Im actually crushed.
Theyre just pictures and videos of pointless video game achievements but, god damn. They were my achievements.
I just sat there like pic related that night, thinking about how much this thing that doesnt really matter, mattered to me. over 1000 captures, memories, moments, hype. Just gone.

god damn it, Nintendo.
Anonymous No.712431612 [Report] >>712431876 >>712433062
How do you use the zipcaster? My experience with it has just been
>zip
>die
Anonymous No.712431876 [Report]
>>712431612
Zip past the enemy, so that if you dont one shot them, or that they dont shoot you mid zip, they have to spin to hit you, then you can swap it up with a jump, or another zip, or a weapon attack
>but what if they just shoot me zipping or when I impact
well, thats the issue aint it, good players can time your movement, I got good at blasters punishing this special.
if youre up against such a team, just stop using it like that, and instead use it to move around the map quickly and harass people from safety forcing them to turn to you so your team can push in
Anonymous No.712432098 [Report]
Do you love kani chargers here?
Anonymous No.712432321 [Report] >>712432609
>>712431464
>Formatting the card
>Without first carefully storing them in a backup folder

But I agree, fucking nu-Nintendo with its horseshit on the SD cards transfer thing. It's some absolute bullshit and they should absolutely be not only considering, but outright shoving the fucking severance papers in Shunto Furukawa's and Doug Bowser's faces, and tell them both to get the fuck out and such.
Anonymous No.712432609 [Report] >>712432818
>>712432321
So the issue was I couldnt on the switch itself, it had already done the transfer and wouldnt let me proceed after I rebooted it unless I formatted
I could have moved them to my PC, but I didnt have a SD adapter and, to be frank, I couldnt be bothered to go through it as I just wanted to play something
It was retarded of me to assume that somehow by formatting during this set up would spare the files I just transferred, but in my defence, it was like 3am, I was tired, and the switch was going through its set up phase transferring shit so I kind of just assumed it was normal and that my data was safe, and that it was going to format THEN transfer and what I thought was a transfer before (when it locked up) was just prep or whatever

im partially to blame, but it was kind of weirdly set up, like, why transfer the data to a new SD THEN ask to format it at all? This is the from-nintendo SD, why was it not pre-formatted or why didnt the setup format first? who knows.

My saves are safe though, they were uploaded to the magic cloud.
Anonymous No.712432818 [Report]
>>712432609
Ah. Either way, that's definitely a shitty situation, and I'm sorry that you had to go through it.

Yeah, Nintendo needs to be more to-the-point and clearer with their descriptions and whatnot with it, but that would be in an ideal world.
Anonymous No.712433062 [Report]
>>712431612
Use the Octobrush to get the hang of it, it's the easiest zip weapon by far. Just fling yourself at the enemy and smack 'em, you'll trade at worst.
Anonymous No.712433470 [Report] >>712441223
>>712416808
>no joycon mouse control scheme
>no 120 FPS mode
If you emulated it when it leaked you already played the Switch 2 version.
Anonymous No.712433913 [Report] >>712436104 >>712444403
>>712431059
Yeah same. I'm glad I got out, it felt like a goddamn drug. Not that it was addictive, just that you put up with a lot of bad shit and degrade yourself just for some fleeting highs.
Anonymous No.712435674 [Report]
>>712428804
RollerGODs rise up. You either roll over the enemy team or die gloriously trying. Nothing hits harder than hearing that satisfying squish after a panic jump fling across a corner. Whole lobby starts second guessing hallway pushes after that.
Anonymous No.712436104 [Report] >>712444403
>>712433913
>you put up with a lot of bad shit and degrade yourself just for some fleeting highs.
nail on head.
and I never actually got what I wanted out of it..

(in game panties or harmony pantyshot, swimsuits, shiver sex scene, and my splatoon 1 lewd outfits)
did enjoy the underwear glitch though
Anonymous No.712437635 [Report]
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Anonymous No.712440860 [Report] >>712442629
best girl
Anonymous No.712441009 [Report] >>712441541 >>712443525
The game quickly reminded me why I stopped playing. Just a bunch of lagging jap fucks who kill you a second after they're dead.
Anonymous No.712441223 [Report]
>>712433470
Cant do mouse support with cross platform games not fair on switch only players
Anonymous No.712441494 [Report]
Anonymous No.712441541 [Report] >>712443525
>>712441009
Splatoon 3 is fucking unplayable compared to 1 and 2
Anonymous No.712442629 [Report]
>>712440860
I like this a lot. It's cute.

Makes me want to create something in SFM, but it recently just started doing nothing but throwing "CURLBTree overload" errors at me and it fucking sucks, I just wanna create in SFM-
Anonymous No.712443525 [Report] >>712455517 >>712469683
>>712441009
>>712441541
splatoon 1 had an objectively worse problem with japanese latency

that being said I agree 1 was much better, in theme, style, gameplay, maps (mostly) and the younger cunny girls.
Its crazy how they forgot the whole "swim in walls" thing in 3, how flat the maps feel due to all the uninkable walls. Used to be about trapping and tricking too, rather than autism movements.
Anonymous No.712444403 [Report]
>>712433913
>>712431059
>>712436104
played for about 3 hours last night and yeah i remember why i liked playin splatoon but then i remembered map rotation and my weapon didn't get another kit, everyones jsut gonna use the new splattershot anyway or if not im returning to sweaty people using their mains anyway so the fresh fun is the new map which is being done to death anyway.

if there was a new salmon run map i would be more enticed to keep playin. maybe ill touch anarchy now
Anonymous No.712445113 [Report]
>>712417601
yes
Anonymous No.712445224 [Report] >>712448171
Was tempted to get back into Splatoon but I only really enjoyed Splatoon 1 and couldn't get into 2 and 3 for some reason.

I'm hyped for Raiders though.
Anonymous No.712447257 [Report]
Holy fuck I got up to S+9 last season and the rank reset is fucking killing me. People in S move so slow playing a long range weapon is like walking through a narrow hallway behind a group of people inching as slowly as possible and sometimes stopping entirely while completely refusing to acknowledge your existence. I got so tilted that I played a game where I tried to see how hard it was to keep one person in front of me at all times and I was stuck out of range of anybody sitting there twiddling my thumbs while the enemy team got the objective and our painbrush sat around in base randomly attacking pixels of ink and trying to back up behind me. I had to switch to a frontliner to carry but playing one gives me a headache
Anonymous No.712448171 [Report] >>712448343 >>712453017 >>712465047
>>712445224
>I'm hyped for Raiders though.
I can't wait. It's my most anticipated game currently.
Anonymous No.712448274 [Report] >>712448617
i never played anarchy since 3 launched. played off and on.
what am i in for? how should i prepare?
Anonymous No.712448343 [Report] >>712449310
>>712448171
I'm waiting for this before picking up the console. Hopefully it's got a cool special edition.
Anonymous No.712448617 [Report] >>712449272
>>712448274
>what am i in for?
rape
>how should i prepare?
lube up
Anonymous No.712449272 [Report]
>>712448617
well C- cant be too bad :)
Anonymous No.712449310 [Report] >>712449807
>>712448343
what would you want of a special edition instead of a normal edition?
Anonymous No.712449807 [Report] >>712453294
>>712449310
...a good looking console and joycons instead of the boring black?
Anonymous No.712451359 [Report]
shit update
Anonymous No.712451567 [Report]
Never thought I'd be happy to have sprinkler. This makes up for Custom.
Anonymous No.712451712 [Report] >>712451740 >>712452686 >>712453181 >>712455770 >>712459783
I bought this game on launch and sucked ass at it. Now everyone is good while I still suck ass. How do I get good and enjoy this game?
Anonymous No.712451740 [Report]
>>712451712
You don't
Anonymous No.712452686 [Report]
>>712451712
Nobody expects the silly squid game to have such a high skill ceiling
Anonymous No.712453017 [Report]
>>712448171
it's cool that we get another singleplayer action adventure nintendo game

those are pretty rare especially coming from the core EPD teams
Anonymous No.712453181 [Report] >>712467041
>>712451712
3 is unironically the worst game in the franchise to start with because of the way it's designed, it's a cutthroat game with the map design, new movement mechanics and tacticooler meta ensuring that you need to have good movement and get your kills to do anything
Anonymous No.712453294 [Report]
>>712449807
oh, I dont know why I thought you were talking about the game
Anonymous No.712455517 [Report]
>>712443525
They didn't forget. They're deliberately doing it for whatever reason.
Anonymous No.712455770 [Report]
>>712451712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwM2kMKgtdU
As with every game with a high skill ceiling that has been around for a while you have to power through it.
Anonymous No.712457485 [Report] >>712457580 >>712457979
Not important but it looks like they’re starting up a new NA splatoon league. Surprised they’re even bothering given, *ahem*, last time…
Anonymous No.712457580 [Report]
>>712457485
racistbros we're so fucking back
Anonymous No.712457979 [Report]
>>712457485
we need an actually racist team to win this time not just people who made some race jokes and said nigga casually
Anonymous No.712458845 [Report] >>712459547
can wall actually be fucking useful? seems like the new dualie squelchers are kind of ass with it
Anonymous No.712459489 [Report]
>guys with 10 star badge playing their main
Anonymous No.712459547 [Report]
>>712458845
>can wall actually be fucking useful?
yes it has some utility if you know when/where to place it
Anonymous No.712459735 [Report]
>>712407364 (OP)
Can you use the mouse function with it?
Anonymous No.712459742 [Report] >>712460578
have they akshually confirmed this was the final update as in no new weapons added in the future or can I still cope and sneed about more third kits?
Anonymous No.712459783 [Report]
>>712451712
Embrace a growth mindset, gamer. Very few people are immediately good at anything that they try.
Anonymous No.712460578 [Report] >>712460762
>>712459742
>have they akshually confirmed this was the final update
no they never said anything about this being the final update I think more third kits and another returning stage will come later, I think they'll probably release them around the time we get another raiders trailer considering it worked out well for them this time
Anonymous No.712460762 [Report]
>>712460578
cool

sploosh 7 splat bombs/triple splashdown plz
Anonymous No.712463109 [Report] >>712463832 >>712464618 >>712465609
Did the server die?
Anonymous No.712463832 [Report] >>712463954
>>712463109
I think so.
Anonymous No.712463945 [Report]
>>712409205
There's a reason it's often called the slot machine gun.
Anonymous No.712463954 [Report]
>>712463832
It's back now at least in Japan. even the Japanese were saying it died on twitter.
Anonymous No.712464618 [Report] >>712464728
>>712463109
servers dying stopped me at 40k points, maybe its a good thing so i can rest my hand for big run tomorrow...
Anonymous No.712464728 [Report]
>>712464618
Grinding for the badge? How close are you?
Anonymous No.712465047 [Report]
>>712448171
I love Frye's triforce-brows unironically.
Anonymous No.712465153 [Report]
Server's dead again lol. And I just want one more match to end the day too,
Anonymous No.712465494 [Report] >>712465862
>何これ モンハン鯖落ちしたと思ったらスプラにポケポケに色んなサーバー落ちてんの??? 中国に電子パルスミサイルでも撃たれた?
Well it seems like it's not limited to Splatoon. MH and also the pokemon card game is also dead.
Anonymous No.712465609 [Report] >>712465704
>>712463109
it's because of cloudflare, apparently a ton of sites are going down
Anonymous No.712465704 [Report]
>>712465609
Oh so that's why I keep failing to get captchas.
Anonymous No.712465862 [Report]
>>712465494
I also can't find a lobby in mkw. I thought it was maybe because I have a bad connection
Anonymous No.712467041 [Report]
>>712453181
Or just be a faggot and play a chip weapon like blaster or wiper
Anonymous No.712467170 [Report] >>712467337
is it in 4K now?
Anonymous No.712467337 [Report] >>712467523
>>712467170
1440p hub, 4k in battles
Anonymous No.712467523 [Report]
>>712467337
noice
Anonymous No.712469304 [Report] >>712469924
I hope Raiders has you search for rare and unpredictable gear parts. And that you can use it to construct your own gear.
And that the different parts have all kinds of different effects, perhaps reminiscent of Side Order's colour chips. And then you construct your own weapons, your own gear, and your robot.
And you go on adventures.

Or maybe we can even find tamed salmonids or some other funny creatures and go full The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
Anonymous No.712469369 [Report] >>712469464
Did anyone else got throbbing lag issues before the servers went down? Because when I played before the update my internet was completely fine.
Anonymous No.712469464 [Report]
>>712469369
That was likely Cloudflare beginning to crumble before actually fully going down.
Anonymous No.712469683 [Report] >>712475463
>>712443525
Was that a thing?
t. only played 3

I did notice yesterday on the urchin underpass that there were a lot of inkable side walls, as in walls that are horizontal rather than vertical and don't really lead you up anywhere
I was thinking whats the point of this being here.
Anonymous No.712469924 [Report] >>712470386
>>712469304
Wonder if there'll be any opportunity to get stuff in Raiders and bring it back to 3. Maybe even new stuff
If Nintendo is smart that is absolutely the kind of cross connectivity that would drive more sales

I wouldn't like stuff paywalled behind raiders though
Anonymous No.712470386 [Report]
>>712469924
>Wonder if there'll be any opportunity to get stuff in Raiders and bring it back to 3.
I am genuinely curious as to what most players would think of this. But I'd genuinely really like that kind of stuff.
Anonymous No.712471372 [Report] >>712471720
fucking cloudfaggot shit
Anonymous No.712471537 [Report]
>server down
damn switch2 really bring back splatoon3
Anonymous No.712471606 [Report] >>712471823
maybe making half the internet reliant on one service wasn't the best idea
Anonymous No.712471720 [Report] >>712471843
>>712471372
Wait. Is Splatoon struggling for the same reason that Twitch has been struggling so hard today?
Anonymous No.712471823 [Report]
>>712471606
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
Anonymous No.712471843 [Report]
>>712471720
Yeah, it's a cloudflare issue.
Anonymous No.712472692 [Report] >>712472908 >>712473541
>>712407364 (OP)
Can you tell me what's going on?

I was trying to do oekaki of the pragmata girl. I put the ToT uoohh! meme to the side. When I submitted it said the post was getting reviewed, when I exited the mailbox was stuck in wait and I couldn't connect to lobby or even use online features in monhun rise. I still can access the eshop and seems fzero 99 works as well. Did some AI bullshit ban me for oekaki?
Anonymous No.712472908 [Report] >>712473197 >>712473541
>>712472692
Server’s are down. In fact s lot of sites seem to be down atm
Anonymous No.712473197 [Report] >>712477434
>>712472908
Those fucking niggers. I fucking swear this fucking shit internet is way too centralized, someone will bomb a datacenter one day and half the internet will go with it. Fucking globalization.
Anonymous No.712473541 [Report]
>>712472908
>>712472692
Should I post it or would I get banned for real?
Anonymous No.712474410 [Report]
We're so back, on god fr fr no cap
Anonymous No.712474839 [Report] >>712474946
https://x.com/nintendo_cs/status/1933256913611076087
Anonymous No.712474883 [Report]
Servers are back!
>Clam Blitz
Fuck this shit anyways
Anonymous No.712474946 [Report] >>712478573
>>712474839
no sort of compensation for turning a new $500 console into a useless brick for hours?
Anonymous No.712475463 [Report] >>712476064
>>712469683
>Was that a thing?
yeah a butload of places in splatoon 1 had walls in sneaky places like that, for example the first wall shown here in bluefin depot in 1 is inkable so you can paint it and go around the camping spot of most chargers to take them by suprise, and the 2nd one can be used as a hiding/trapping spot if you go ink it and squid from the side closer to the water
most maps have little spots like that where you can either hide from someone or wait for an ambush
Anonymous No.712476064 [Report] >>712477532
>>712475463
it's inkable in 3 too though
Anonymous No.712477434 [Report]
>>712473197
Yea, nintendo’s online runs on google cloud, as do a bunch of other sites. Since it’s down, everything else is down too
Anonymous No.712477532 [Report]
>>712476064
yeah i just realized that picking a stage thats also in 3 is not the best idea, but it was the first thing to come to mind from memory
but what i know for sure is that a lot more walls are inkable in general in 1
Anonymous No.712478573 [Report]
>>712474946
why would they compensate for a global outage
Anonymous No.712479027 [Report] >>712480474
How’s the new update bros? I might hop on it’s been forever
Anonymous No.712479108 [Report]
Ahem
>be team future
>do nothing
>win
Anonymous No.712480474 [Report] >>712481491
>>712479027
underpass is amazing, new kits are great, and game runs better on switch 2 so I say good
Anonymous No.712481491 [Report] >>712481886
>>712480474
how much better? is it worth buying a switch 2 if all i care about is splatoon?
Anonymous No.712481886 [Report] >>712482472 >>712482815
>>712481491
Main changes in Switch 2
>renders at 4K/60 during battles
>hubs are only 1440p but are now 60 fps
>load times are significantly faster
>salmon run holds 60 fps in higher hazards
Personally I wouldn't buy an entire console just for an update on an existing game, but with other Splat things like Raiders coming out it may be worth it for you.
Anonymous No.712482472 [Report]
>>712481886
Is Salmon 4k?
Anonymous No.712482815 [Report] >>712483354
>>712481886
so what if my monitor is only 1080p?
Anonymous No.712483354 [Report]
>>712482815
4K downsampled to 1080