Thread 712407643

100K Edition
>AC Shadows has fallen
>Veilguard has fallen

>>712407643 (OP)
...Taskatae...

You will regret this chud. Mark my words.

>>712407643 (OP)
Oh no no no no, GCJsisters, it was supposed to flop. What happened?

Imagine the smell

>>712407643 (OP)
And gamers have risen.

100k?
100 kilos of EVE MEAT

this shit is kino. troons on suicide watch moreso than usual

>>712407771
kill yourself barry

gay mafia in shambles
gamers rise up

ban steam charts threads

for a game with a 200 million budget, 100k is PATHETIC

I'm enjoying these Stellar Blade threads

>>712407815
>tattoo
Hang yourself trashtranny

>>712407827
Meaty Eve!

Eve needs (you) get in here faggots

>>712407882
you lost

loving this game so far

>>712407643 (OP)
Sideboob sex!

>>712407948
ruined

am I supposed to get hard from this? lol

>>712407771
Final Fantasy releases have been such a failure lol

>>712407932
kek you have to look hard for those

>>712407643 (OP)
RavenGODS stand up

>>712407997
You're supposed to get hard from imagining the smell

>>712407920
same :3

>>712407643 (OP)
>m-muh numbers
don't care, AC shadows is still the better game faggot

>>712407902
>200 million budget
>this is what troons have to tell themselves to sleep at night
forty quadrillion kekaroos. stay assblasted cuck

>>712408052
malenia gets me harder

>>712407815
https://files.catbox.moe/7vr0fj.zip
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/103
And we have the hard-working modding community to thank for it!

>>712407815
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>712408057
funny joke, anon. tell me another

>>712407643 (OP)
Where's the nipples? Breasts without nipples are just asses on the chest.

>costs twice as much as Expedition 33
Yeah, nah.

>>712408267
Wait for sale then

Yes

>>712408213
>plays french DEIslop game
>calls others brown
That actually is a good joke

>doesn't have faggots like reddit 33
Hell yeah

>>712407643 (OP)
Eve is too sexy. I already fapped to her in game wearing that slutty red dress.

>>712408302
sorry but this shit does not get me hard whatsoever lol

>>712408302
This shit does get me hard. What mod is it?

>>712408345
Don’t be sorry! Just tell us you’re gay next time!

>>712408054
thot

>>712408401
Kill your self polack troon

>>712407643 (OP)
That's kind of nuts and it makes me happy. I have the game and I'm not even playing it (need to reformat or replace an SSD).

>>712407771
FF used to be such a big franchise.
Now it is just a footnote.
Thanks FF7fags for destroying the franchise.

>>712408139
this is a queen of spades mod from a mentally ill faggot that neither owns or desires to play the game
do not download it and pray that it kills itself

>>712408345
Erectile dysfunction is hell. Hope you're doing ok anon.

>>712408465
based warning-anon

Where the fuck is Maciej during this time of celebration?

>>712407958
The physics were great until she started going down but its cool anyway

>>712408302
Built for Fucking Machines

>>712408543
he gooned himself into a coma after the release

>>712408543
Literally trying to summon Eve out of his computer like a fucking persona

>>712407815
Canyou stop with the tattoos? They really don't fit her, or any character for that matter, it's just trashy as hell.

>>712408504
it's not dysfunction when the system just refuses to boot up for dollar store fanservice. That’s called standards.

>>712408543
He is getting cucked by 100k people at the same time

>all that shilling
>flops

>>712408789
>doesn't list the most recent woke darling of /v/
Where's E33? You're not worried it will get passed are you?

>>712408543
He got range banned earlier today ironically

>>712407643 (OP)
>>712407771
>AC Shadows has fallen

>>712408789
that life is strange 2 one is fake btw

>>712408789
>shills have to compare their game to dragon age of all things

>>712408897
Explain this? >>712408843

>>712408887
the devs fuck off

>>712408789
Lol Stellar Blade could strap fifty jiggle sliders to a boss fight and it still wouldn’t sniff Elden Ring’s player count. You think panty physics are gonna dethrone Miyazaki’s divine suffering simulator? Touch grace not yourself.

>>712408543
>>712408925
>>712408843
>>712408243

>>712408887
>stellar blade
>passing E33
good one

>>712408887
E33 isn't woke and stellar blade and e33 are both the white man's games

>>712409036
It has no white party members and the girl designs are safe horny.

Been waiting to play this game on pc since its playstation relase and want to no life it and get all the achievements, but the poe league is starting tomorrow
Now i'll be farming maps with stellar blade on my head 24/7, thanks GGG

>>712408887
>E33
>Woke
That's not FF7 Rebirth.

so did anyone use the steam private game thingy and if so does it work

>>712409092
>safe horny
>canon 16 year old girl in an old-school bikini

>>712408667
It's okay anon, we get that you're gay and has ED

>>712409135
it works, you can even select it in your cart as you buy the game

>>712409092
Every party member is white and or happa

>>712409158
>covers most of body
>old school bikini
jesus christ we're accepting crumbs at this point

>>712409158
>an old school bikini
Like the ones that don't reveal as much? Hmm decent argument for a lobotomy patient, albeit there is nothing to reveal.

>>712409242
>>712409259
>historically accurate = woke

>>712409241
Yeah I mean if you consider Lebanese or Persians as white that is a personal life choice you could make. More power to you.

>>712408543
>that humble madman is intentionally repressing his schizophrenia so that we may more naturally celebrate his wife's overwhelming victory
We can't see you Maciej-sama but we know you're out there, don't think we don't recognize your noble sacrifice

>>712409317
who the fuck wants to be white in 2025 anyway?

>>712407643 (OP)
>might hit 200k at East Asia prime time
>probably 300k to 400k by the end of the weekend

>>712409421
Me. My name is Gustav, star of hit video game and GOTY runner up, E33.

>>712409312
I thought 16 year olds had fat tits, I must live on the wrong side of history. My bad.

>>712409670
you're dead

>is like 1-2PM in china and korea.
we can still do it

>>712408887
nice try faggot but you mutilated freaks will NEVER get to claim E33 as yours. kill yourself

isn't this game mediocre at best? Chud cultural influence has mostly been in soulless regurgitation made and made for uncreative soul vacuums.
Frankly I expected this game to have more players for it.

>>712410049
>isn't this game mediocre at best?
says who, trannies that didn't play it? retard

>>712410049
>Frankly I expected this game to have more players for it.
KEK, the cope begins.

OH NO NO NO STELLAR BLADE BROS WHAT HAPPENED

NO HUNDRED THOUSANDY?

>>712410049
Hoping this is bait lmao. You can't be this much of a retard.

>>712410331
S-s-sorry guys....I got off the game and looks like everyone else followed...

>>712408976
>canned apology makes them woke
typical IQ of a wokefag. reminder their studio is 100% white and not a single dyed haired bitch in sight.

at first it was "the game will barely pass 20k", then "100k is not much for a 200 million dollar game", now "expected this game to have more players"
just rope it up trannies

>>712410442
the funniest part about that second cope is the budget was around 50 mil

>>712407643 (OP)
Anita was right about us.
>>712407771
fpbp

>>712410408
White men want some turbo woke NY mayor to get into office, there are plenty of regular guys who have woke opinions on things. If anything I would say that leftoids are on average (Outside of trans) more good looking than chuds are.
Compare say the secular talk guy and hasan to asmongold/heelvsbabyface or whatever

>>712410381
>>712410331
sus behavior. are the trannies at steamcharts trying to manipulate the numbers

>>712407643 (OP)
I don't get it. All I've seen of this game is it's a painfully mediocre B-tier slasher. Is there any worth to it beside the whole "gooners vs hall monitors" culture war?

>>712407997
Already my goty, Reddit33 can go fuck itself.

>1 million ps5 sales
>under 100k steam players
It's over chuds, pack it up and present your anus.

>>712410524
>White men want some turbo woke NY mayor to get into office
jews aren't white
>I would say that leftoids are on average (Outside of trans) more good looking than chuds are.
[citation needed]
keep coping faggot, right-wingers are the ones who actually get married and reproduce.

>>712410586
>I don't get it
okay? good for you

>>712410586
No. The culture war faggotry will be the games entire legacy.

>>712410586
There’s a demo, dipshit. Try playing a video game some time

>>712410524
>>712410049
They're afraid

ATTENTION IS GOING UP AGAIN

>>712407643 (OP)
We won.

>>712410596
it's a 2024 game, retard-kun. also if you don't like E33 you are not white.
>>712410586
>All I've seen
>seen
stopped reading there. neck yourself already, faggot

>>712410643
>Try playing a video game some time
But it looks painfully boring, why would I waste time even playing a demo if the game is just a weird contention point? How's the gameplay? Nobody ever talks about the gameplay.

>>712410524
>>712410049
resetera isn't sending their best
did your elite team all ACK after seeing wokeguard get lapped?

>>712410650
Whatever you say Palantir

>>712410680
/ourguys/

>>712410680
>reddit spacing

>>712410742
to answer your question, it's painfully average
maybe better than the other goonerslop game nier but that's not saying much

>>712410742
>How's the gameplay? Nobody ever talks about the gameplay.
this tranny again? fucking lmao. is posting this shit your dilation ritual?

>>712410756
Nice try he's going in the oven too kike

holy bubblegum ass

>>712410742
They worship mediocrity in order to prove their loyalty. Something being mid only makes their cult devotion stronger. Same thing with the Synder guys

>>712410826
Thanks for a proper answer, anon.
Holy shit this place is bad

>>712410835
/v/ - videogames

>>712410680
I can like the game without retarded ecelebs opinion. Than you very much.

Did they really hide the sexiest outfits in NG++?

>>712410524
>>712410624
Conservatives are better looking.
I have citations, by the way:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0047272716302201

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29355104/

>>712408304
> plays a badly translated gooner game, with bad game play

lmao what is she doin

>>712410907
>thinks the opinion of a tranny that didn't play the game is "a proper answer"
go back already, faggot
>>712410942
based. conservatives are also stronger

>>712410886
pure sexooo

>>712410742
>>712410903
>They worship mediocrity in order to prove their loyalty.
Spot on, that's why we call them secondaries in the first place. They have no actual opinion of their own and just follow whatever the anti-woke crowd tells them to consume.
Sad, really.

>>712407643 (OP)
listen ShiftUp, playable Raven has to happen
just make her a dlc character like dmc did with vergil and we're good
also she needs an outfit with even more transparency, thanks

>>712410942
not that science, you heckin chud!!

anyone else kinda sad about the DLC outfits? i have a feeling i won't want to use anything else besides the Crimson Wings. it's too damn good

>>712410980
She do be walking

>>712410886
>this make trannies seethe
KEK.

>>712410942
He actually believes that?
>>712411031
If anything I would say the mediocrity is kind of the whole point. If something was actually good, then that would make their devotion pointless.

>>712407643 (OP)
>it beat failguard peak
okay i will play your game now. also is discord the place to download SB mods now?

>was running around without my Exospine on for hours
REEEEEE

>>712411145
>Bioware still operating at full steam
S-surely they'll be shut down any time now.
Two more weeks.
Trust the plan sister.

>>712410524
>hasan
you mean that communist living in a multi million dollar mansion and who's deathly afraid of ever crossing paths with sam hyde?

>>712411246
when is the new mass effect going to come out anyway? will there a trailer this year?

*blocks your path*

>>712410643
I quit the game when she said "my body frame hurts"

Maybe the combat opened up more, but it didn't seem like a proper hack and slash with the movement

>>712407643 (OP)
>100k
>It still hasn't peak
That's crazy.

I'm a simple man, I see fanservice and I take that as an indicator of creative freedom and a lack of corporate overreach.
Though, personally I'd prefer it to be tasteful and aesthetic, like Automata but to each their own.

>>712411382
Already dropping. Missed out on the 100k bonus. Flop confirmed layoffs incoming.

>only 100k
>everyones celebrating
you guys have very low standards

>>712411275
Why would he fight a steroid ape though? A man with fake t in his veins.

>>712411440
>>712411341
Kys nintendie

>>712411451
highest snoy exclusive port ever, faggot. keep seething. wait til the chinks get off work btw and the weekend, it's wednesday night.

>>712411482
Sniiifffff

>>712411427
>flopping
You mean AC Shadows and Veilguard? Those woke shitter games triple A games?

>>712411451
the real sad part is that it didn't even get 100k

>>712411571
Isn't shadows like the 2nd most bought game of the year behind that monster hunter game

>>712411414
>I see fanservice and I take that as an indicator of creative freedom and a lack of corporate overreach.
RetardLORD, it's a gook game, low brow coomshilling is Korean corporate culture

>>712411601
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO
LOL
TOP FUCKING KEK
LOL

>>712411601
>AC shadows
that nigger wannabe samurai game? that's the only thing I remember from it anyway

>>712411601
Well, if that's the case, right now it is in 3rd place because Stellar Blade seems to be ahead of it.
And Clair 33 should be ahead of it too. Or GTA 5.

>>712411538
it's not helldivers though

>>712411752
i said exclusive port, illiterate-sama

>>712411739
it's not even in the top 10 you brainwashed leftoid dipshit

The charts reeks of botting. There's a good reason why Maximilian doesn't play this game.

>>712411886
the ability of a tranny to cope never stops astounding

>>712411886
>>712411934

>>712411329
*cums on her*

how quickly can you change her hairstyle?
I hate her default one

Do I need to buy deluxe edition or can I just unlock it with something like SmokeAPI?

>>712412104
almost certainly can unlock it

>>712408345
same
the silent hill f protag is sexo tho

>>712407643 (OP)
Eve won.

>>712412859
Japan is eternally cucked by CERO. Koreans try to put as much nipple into their games as they can without getting arrested for porn.

>>712407643 (OP)
flop
denuvo lost

>>712407643 (OP)
is there a way to turn off the nier music while using the outfit?

im not playing some korean mmo shovelware tier jank slop.

>>712408345
Happy pride month!

Yup, it's gaming.

>>712409194
This shit always skeeves me out.
I know no one's ever been banned for it, but I don't want to be around when the boot finally falls.

>>712414343
>weg porn game beat Ren'Py porn game

I DEMAND DORO STATUS

The nikke shooting segments are really difficult on PS5, fuck.

>>712414343
>>712414541
Tendie posts

>>712414617
Nowicki is her h00sband

>>712415069
maciek's wife

>>712415130
Nowicki is her h00sband

>>712407643 (OP)
>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/712414895/
This is the trannies who keeps debasing the game btw.

>>712415185
MaciekN's wife

>>712415238
Nowicki is her h00sband

>"we have sekiro at home"
>but big tits
go watch porn lmao who the fuck pays for porn anyway

>no 100k
How come we lose? Is this the peak of gooners? I thought we are better than this.

>>712415238
Nowicki is her h00sban.d

>>712415423
The bot turned off.

>>712414913
>Recorded the Doro scene on my PS5
>Instead of transferring it to my PC I deleted it
It's Dorover...

>>712415536
Is this real??

>>712407840
Barry won.

I still don't understand why this game got memed so hard.

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>>712415352
the gameplay is bad.

>>712415618
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>>712415681
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>>712415681
Yeah it's much better than Sekiro

>>712411886
>>712415681
Not coming to the Switch sorry

>>712415423
>>712415515
the max player number was 120k for a brief moment but then went down to 99k
chinkbots manipulating the stats

eve won

>>712415618
Left wing people are crazy and hate women now, random schizos attached to the discussions because they're schizo, right wingers tried to use it as a political bludgeon against the left, shitposters, people who hate videogames hate that a decent videogame released, etc. Take your pick.

>>712415610
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>>712415846
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>>712415871
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>>712415778
git gud

>>712416031
I did, great game.

>>712415781
already pirated it

>>712415778
>it's much better than Sekiro

>>712415995
>>712415881
>>712415932
Are you okay, anon? Are you having a psychotic episode? Should we call a doctor?

nyoooo attractive women in video games are mind controlling me to sexually assault women IRL. This is your fault /v/!

>>712416245
hes been shitposting that SB will flop on steam and now hes losing it

>>712407643 (OP)
Im enjoying the seething on the other website

Welcome to the coomer golden age

>>712415964
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>>712416372
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>>712408345
based tasteful coomer, these mods look all garbage

>>712416553
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>>712410680
This sounds like a weeb in 00s if you were against anime

>>712416301
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>>712416653
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Why is it always big tittied whores in coomer games
All I ask for is ONE cute flattie, just one

>>712416665
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>>712416301
Resetera seething is my favorite genre.

send me a code, I'll play it and post about it nonstop while you're at work. freegamesonv@proton.me

>>712407771
May your memories live on, forever.

>>712407902
The budget was 30 million

>>712410049
>isn't this
What basis do you have for claiming this? You clearly haven't played it, so what is your foundation?

>>712416821
>and no politics
Exactly.

>>712410980
Never seen the famous moonwalk of the 5th Airborne Squadron?

>>712416995
>>712408081
>replying to bait

>>712412096
Once you get to Xion, the main hub. Finish Eidos 7 first.

>>712416879
the deluxe edition, don't be a poorfag

>>712412859
In case the context is unclear for new players, this is the character in the middle picture.

>>712415681
Why?

Did anybody get his key from this supplier? This is the first time in my 10 years of buying keys that a pre order didnt arrive on release day lol.

>>712417523
No I didn't get it either, same seller. WTF

>get to xion
>watch some cutscenes
man, they should have just cut the plot out entirely
though i suppose its pretty good that such trash is still doing well, it really drives home the message

Post some tasteful Stellar mods.

>>712417196
You do still need to do the barber’s quest first too

>>712417523
>>712417593
someone gift me the game so I can make fun of these retards freegamesonv@proton.me

>>712417593
I hope this retard seller steps on a lego and develops colon cancer.

>>712417663
Why are PC gamers like this?

>>712407771
Holy shit, FF16 peaked at 24k users on steam!?

Fuck I didn't think it was that bad. That is actually REALLY REALLY bad. Why do so many people not have any interest in FF16 ?

>>712408081
I hate corrupter so much. Never really liked bosses in games that spat acid at you.

>>712417724
We have 3rd world gamers that spent $100 on a outdated HP Office box and 1st world gods (me) that spent so much money on a PC, a 3rd worlder (You) has to work 10 years to afford it.

PC gaymen spectrum is huge.

Coomer uprising

>>712417679
These cunts are fucking pondscum. How the fuck are you going to sell a PRE-ORDER and not even deliver it on release day let alone before

Did you contact support? Kinda wanna try charge back, they'll ban account but idgaf

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>>712417896
The rematch was unironically infuriating, that was the first bossfight I cheesed to death by spamming every single grenade and bullet.

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>>712418121
I'll wait another day and if the keys hasnt arrived. then I try to get a refund and buy the normal edition from somewhere else. I read on cs.rin you can creampie all the DLC's anyways.

>>712418236
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>>712408934
mmhmhmm... Nutka...

>>712418283
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>>712417879
It's a almost a good game but it fails in 3 major aspects:
1. It's not a fucking FF game. Jack's game is unironically more FF than 16
2. The final 3rd of the game is atrocious and features the single worst antagonist in the franchise, spinoffs included
3. It's a DMC clone that tries to pretend that it's a JRPG, making it fail at both aspects. It's a shame because the battle system is genuinely pretty good but the faggot RPG elements ruin it

This all results in the game receiving a massive amount of negative word of mouth from PS5fags. It's still the best FF game since 12, but I still wouldn't recommend the game to anyone

>>712418340
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>>712417879
Well it came out a good chunk later then the PS5 version and by then word of mouth ruined the game for a lot of people, didnt help it was expensive and the Demo had some bugs it in that soured alot of people, also the game being really heavy on GPU's. I actually hated the game and regret paying 20 bucks for it. Fuck Y*shi Pee.

what's with the retard spamming the last couple of hrs

>couldn't breach 6 digits
So close.

>>712418596
>couple of hrs
hes doing it for years

>>712418596
Just report and ignore

pchods tongue my anus with their 70% gtx 1060 majority userbase fuckin poor ass faggots LMAO

>>712407643 (OP)
buy a fucking ad

Does anyone else jerk off before booting up the game? If I don't, I would get way too horny when playing.

The third Nikke DLC mission is bullshit on Hard. Why would you make it a capture the flag Defense mission where you have to kill everything attacking you but also never stop shooting the enemies attacking Lily, fuck you. I hate you so much.

>>712417593
key just arrive

>>712420052
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T HAVE IT YET

>>712420860
I pray for you brother

>>712407643 (OP)
It's so over sisters....

it's official. Eve can't stop winning.

>>712407643 (OP)
>100k reached
hehe

>>712420927
>>712420052
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so is the game actually good? i know the music is really fucking good atleast

>>712409194
it's all client side so it's safe. only multiplayer modding is what gets people in trouble. thats why I wouldnt do the nikke code (prob wouldnt work anyway).

>>712407643 (OP)
Noooo americans told me pretty women don't sell

>>712410886
they did a good job with the skins, alice is a lot smaller in nikke but it works.

>>712421468
>>712421515
>100k only
lmao this game sold 2.5M on PS5. 100k is a flop.

>>712421515
Can you filter the users by region?

>>712421468
>>712421515
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712407643 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>almost 300 posts about CCU instead of talking about the game
Even Wukongfags weren't THIS annoying

>>712407643 (OP)
>>712421515
>one year late port
>Still sells like hotcakes
Why would anyone make their game exclusive on the PS5 at this point?

>>712421928
But it is coming to the Switch 2? They confirmed a port

>>712408345
It's all pedestrian, soulless nu-sex appeal trash that appeals to browns and chinks
The kinds of "people" that "play" gacha "games"

>>712411246
The team that made Veilguard was already dissolved. You lost.

>>712421468
This is like 9/11 for trannies.

Did we win frens?

>>712422865
yes, gamers won.

>>712422865
>Mann, a random soldier side character, is now the most fun bossfight with multiple phase & music transitions
Yeah, we won bros.

>>712423000
Trips of truth...

>>712423000
Daily reminder that ONLY Trump supporters play games and NOT liberals

i like the default so much i dont think i have it in me to play with a different skin on the first playthrough

when does the photo mode unlock?

>>712422110
100,000 is "like hotcakes" lot for PC people?
Grim

So good it hit 100K on a thursday night

>>712423531
press r1 and left dpad, its on the controls popup

>>712423563
>100,000
That's current players count not the sales, retard
The game is most likely close to a million in 8 hours

>get to xion
>dreary and desolate atmosphere accompanied by melancholic vocals
>deliver the hyperdrive
>"thanks but we need 3 more of these to properly restore the city"
>instantly made me think of xenoblade chronicles colony 6 questline
>as you further rebuild the colony the more the music adapts and adds more layers of instruments to match the progression
>finally get and input the second hyperdrive
>greeted with strums of an upbeat acoustic guitar and vocals brimming with hope
i kneel

>player count
At least when Zoomers watched streamers they were still watching game footage, Gen Alpha just watches fucking player counts.

>>712423658
thanks bro

>>712423928
np

it's a very good photo mode you can even do lighting and effects and tons of poses/expressions/etc. As expected from the NIKKE devs.

>>712423839
You're going to cream your pants many times in this game if your fetish is ambient music and contextual changes.

Oh boy can't wait for the video from Doctor Disaster, Vara Dark, Endymion, Hypnotic and Smash JT soon!

>>712424057
who? the fact you know these people are a problem. get off social media.

>>712423665
it has only 100k followers
elden ring has over 1 million followers

>>712407815
kill yourself tranny

Claire mod from the Demo still works, d*g bless.

>>712424159
They're constantly posted on the 'jerk.

>>712424242
any Ashley mod for Eve? Especially her hair and clothes

>>712424284
I only saw Claire and Tachy body swaps.

>>712424047
not him but I love it so far, it's like a mix of nier automata + FF XIII-2 (which was actually decent, and good OST).

>>712410524
I forgot Americans are such NPCs programmed to worship celebrities they somehow managed to make up politics-related celebs lmao.
Literally incapable of thinking on their own and not having someone's cock down their throat.

>>712424242
>d*g
Lmao its a fucking amerimutt redditor.

>>712424278
what the fuck is "jerk"? some sharty alternative?

>>712423857
You lost. The best thing you can do is to accept your loss with at least some shred of dignity before fucking off back to gcj/troonsetera

>PC "master race" finally gets the game
>All the screenshots are 1080p and look like shit

>>712424469
you might be extremely stupid or something to that effect

>>712407643 (OP)
>A game for faggot men who like women has triple the con-current players count of a game for manly men
What went wrong?

>>712424035
You can't make it move frame by frame though which sucks

>>712407771
ahahaha get fucked nipkike

>>712424589
>faggot men who like women
I've been found out

lmao, they locked the celebration thread for stellarblade on resetera

went in expecting hot girls and okay gameplay, got hot girls and fun gameplay and great sound/music. It's like automata + sekiro. fun so far.

>>712417879
No legs, it had amazing word of mouth on the demo and then within 3 days of launch amazingly bad word of mouth on the real game.

Rip Hades

Yea I'm cooming

>>712407643 (OP)
>shitty western games are dying

based fuck America

so, given the success is there any point for devs to make PS exclusives? just do multiplat/PC launch.

>>712424589
Stellar Blade added Mann as a bossfight, and that activated the sex drive of all the the gay women who like men and the straight men who also like men that play Doom games.

>>712424802
This place has been deepthroating Expedition 33 for months dude.

>>712424828
her proportions change slightly depending on the outfit. the devs are good. NIKKE making a game was always going to be something special.

It's a salt mining season, lads

>>712424923
That's not a shitty western game it's a rare good one

>>712424589
>be Doom
>strive towards being fast and light, dunking on enemies from all angles
>make game where you are heavy and stuck to the ground

>>712424971
Ugh...

>>712417879
Because Yoshida let his pet leftist Kate Cwynar destroy FF14 with her nepo hires, while he went off to make a bad GoT fanfic. She hired her buddies, the same VA clique that's now currently getting exposed as fag-aftra discord troons. It's all interconnected.

>>712407771
Obsessed.

>>712424971
slowly they are figuring out why they prefer eve to this slop.

>>712424923
it's a European game know the difference fatty.

I must say Sony's obligatory uncharted platforming segments are a lot more tolerable when there's a nice ass to look at

>>712425053
>>712425115

>>712425148
Assassin's Creed Black Shadows is also an European game you cumguzzling Allah worshipper

I'm enjoying Stellar Blade like the rest of you but this shit is just embarrassing. Why are Blue Archive and Nikke players just the most obnoxiously overdramatic AHHHHHH I'M CUMMING redditors on the fucking planet?

>>712425208
>>712424971
How can you be like this unironically? Like, how brainwashed do you have to be?

>>712425227
Everything Korean is just cringe as hell

>>712425208
>you are a gooner if you like attractive women or men
it's literally human biology.

>>712425256
I'm almost at the point of believing that all those troons on resetera are actually anons trolling, but then I remember actually meeting "people" like this irl

>>712425217
That was made by a Canadian (American adjacent) company

>>712425115
>pure fucking subversion

>>712425291
Korean BBQ is pretty good

>>712425414
pic related*

>>712425317
>but then I remember actually meeting "people" like this irl

let me guess, only in cities?

How can you live with yourselves while completely dismissing the gross objectification of female characters in the game, huh /v/?

>>712425256
What part of that is wrong? This is a 5/10 generic action game that chuds are hailing as the best thing to have ever existed due to having a hot chick on the cover.

I wish you got more outfits way sooner. That's my biggest disappointment so far.

>>712425541
>let me guess, only in cities?
Of course. I've lived in several countries and it's always the biggest cities that are most succeptible to the mind virus, doesn't matter which country.

I want to buy this game for the culture, but it genuinely looks like ass. It's like a gacha game with a few mediocre Sekiro bosses stapled on.

>>712425581
>This is a 5/10 generic action game that chuds are hailing as the best thing to have ever existed due to having a hot chick on the cover.
post playtime.

>>712425708
Sure thing troonie everyone believes you

>>712425639
You do. Once you get to the first "open world" area and unlock Xion there's a couple laying around you can find in smaller chests. Plus various shops have them in stock and there's (probably) sidequest rewards around that point too.

>>712425548
>appeal to certain demographics

men who like attractive women?

>>712425776
Alright that's good to know. I haven't gotten shit but that's probably cause I spent 3 out of 4 hours in-game changing mods and in camera mode kek.

>>712425776
>>712425839
cant wait to see the mods in the coming days

Stop the count! STOP! THE! COUNT!

>>712425782
No, you're not allowed to say that anon. Sexy females are a no-no.

>>712425765
You're the one playing your little dress up game nigga

>>712423000
Figured I'd sleep through the 100k break, but hell yeah. Stopping short of 100k by fucking 20 players was funny though.

>>712425256
Unironic answer: leftist incels.
These people are so caught up in their own political correctness that they just regress into a borderline extreme conservative religious level of prudeness.

Or in other words: horseshoe theory

>>712425897
it'll hit 300k on the weekend.

Nikke missions aren’t easy at all

>>712425935
Tyrone can't afford clothes?

>>712425897
Happy for Shiftup. Hope they invest their new funds into something great

>>712425952
No...just no.

don't forget to come up here right after the carpark newfriends

>>712426027
Only sneakers

>>712426097
>new exploring or spamming select button
ngmi

>>712425984
>1, 2, 4 and 5
Easy as piss on Normal, not easy on Hard. You just gotta figure out the correct order to kill enemies and which burst skills to use for each.

>3
Borderline impossible on Hard.

>Scarlett boss
Normal is a good level of difficulty, Hard is painful.

>>712426162
>not***

>>712425897
wait, did we just surpass hades 2?
fucking noice

>>712426241
NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOO

>>712426241
110k and counting

>>712426216
i missed this area my first time coming here on ps5 and discovered it when i re-visited areas later

>>712407771
you meant "Tasukete" barry...

>>712425897
Bros...they have taken Kyiv...

how do you turn off motion blur? It's on 0 in the graphics settings and it has no effect.

But i was told its a bad game?!?

We the left always loved stellar blade and eve.

>>712425897
>>712426406
>>712426935
ACKKKKKKKKK
god it feels good to shit straight down the throats of the resetera trannies

I tried the demo for this to see for myself if it was just gooner slop. The gameplay is okay and it looks nice and runs great. Eve is also cute. I don't think it's anything exactly compelling though, I would pick it up for 20-30 bucks.

Is there any mods that add cans and other collectibles to the map? I hate needing a guide for this shit

Holy fucking MOGGED

>>712427139
You can upgrade the drone to alert you when cans are nearby. Otherwise just look up a map online or something.

Hope you guys have fun. I'll wait for a sale few years down the line.

>>712427046
You seem obsessed and unhinged my dude.

Post your victory lap music, Anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOElsguxpOM

>>712427384
BOO trooney

>>712407643 (OP)
>Has to compare his shovelware to AC: niggu and Failguard in order to shill it
Sad! I'm still not buying this shitty Korean trash!

116k now. Maybe 120k peak once asians go to sleep.

>>712427174
arnt a lot of these numbers because of region blocking from psn stellar blade is not region blocked

>>712417909
incel cope. keep seething.

>>712427174
>>712426935
>>712426406
Imagine being Kim Hyung-tae right now. He's probably like "What the fuck? We've been missing a good source of revenue all this time?"

>>712426350
>article about hades 2
>unrelated stellar blade click bait image
Wow they were actually seething.

>>712427506
LMAO

>>712427480
asians wont leave until 3 hours from now so i say 140-150k might be doable.

>>712427382
Why wait? The torrent edition will be out in a few day max, and then you can buy it once it's on sale to thank the devs.

Let's see how pozzed the sequel will be. There is no way those parasites will leave the game alone after such a big success.

>>712427548
no argument what a retard yes it was region blocking

>>712427480
Its nothing big. It would probably sell between 500k-1 million on PC but as long as they keep making them Im okay with it being a niche

>>712427594
LMAO!

How do I play this game like do I jerk off now and then play so I can focus on the gameplay or do I just boot up the game and see where the day takes me

>>712427174
>coomerbrain game does well on the designated coomer platform
Who'd have thought huh

>>712427619
i booted it up, played for an hour, spent 3 hours swapping mods and in photo mode and had a glorious nut. i say do that my friend.

>>712427174
200k possible this weekend?

>>712427637
Did you just call the console players faggots and asexual troons?

>>712427619
Neither of those. You only jack off after beating a difficult boss or encounter, as a reward.

>>712427520
Bot reply.

>>712427525
He earns more with a month of gacha revenue than in one year of Stellar blade sales

>>712427174
118k now. Scratch that we'll hit 120k in a few minutes

>>712427708
it's going to smash the 200k barrier. It's a fucking thursday and it's already reaching 100k and steadily climbing
gaming is unironically healing and it's beautiful. Many ropes with go taught with a following ACK that can be heard around the world

>>712427715
I think you need to learn how to read

>>712407643 (OP)
have all the old outfits been uncensored yet

>>712407771
man, shitting on yoshit piss and FF in general is always so fun

>>712427174
the hilarious thing is that stellar blade probably costed 1/4 the average budget of all those games

>>712427753
I know that he's rich as fuck from Nikke. Stellar Blade is more of a passion project that proves a point that there is a huge audience for these games and it again highlights gamers rejecting the AAA troonslop. And it's beautiful to witness, 2014-2023 was a horrible time period to be a gamer.

>>712417879
It's not an RPG
Final Fantasies haven't appealed to classic FF fans since X
And it's Western worship slop with no sex appeal whatsoever

>>712427942
Probably similar to Ghost of Tsushima but yeah GoW and spoodey probably had way bigger budgets

>>712428014
we saw the leaks. marvel license alone cost more than the production budget for StellarBlade most likely

>>712427474
You lost, tendie.

119k already! Can it beat Expedition 33 at this rate?

>>712427174
I hope it can get to 300k. Pipedream, but I'm gonna fucking pray for it.

>120k
holy shit. not even the weekend.

>>712428136
china can massively inflate numbers so who knows

>>712427992
My favourite part about it is that it's a GOOD PORT. I'm playing on GNU plus Linux with Proton, it's release day and I've had zero crashes, no stuttering or lag, performance is really good, it supports high framerates, resolutions, HDR, etc. out of the box.
This is a port done right. Most AAA troonslop ports are nowhere near this well done technically. The only downside is the retarded DRM.

>>712425897
It's over for Final Fantasy...

I wonder what cope paid marketers known as "game journalist" gonna conjure today

Updated pic. What a wonderful day frens

Any sharty or GCJ meltdowns yet? I'm here for the show.

>>712428071
holy chinese bot farms at full capacity

>>712428249
They'll probably resort to personal attacks on the devs, trying to cancel or dox them.

>hot girls
>fun gameplay
>optimized
it runs really well, I put DLAA on and it didn't really affect framerate at all. Plus lots of options to tweak how you like, sharpness AND dlss sharpness settings, it's a great port.

>>712428296
120k.
And its not even the weekend.

>>712425256
It's all just virtue signalling.

>>712426097
how do i get there

Did the schizo neck himself?

>>712428296
I want 300k just so that SB exceeds all of playstation's other offerings combined. Really rub it in.

Mario Kart sold more eat shit snoys and steamtrannies lmao

>>712428478
B-B-B-B-BASED

>>712428372
can you pls post your gfx settings anon

>>712428296
noone giving a fuck about the shitty GoW and Spiderman sequels is great to see

>>712428389
it's right after you leave the carpark after the first boss
you can see the crater

>>712428214
It's a korean game, not chinese.

>>712428539
it's basically high settings and had dlss quality on, then set to dlaa. In any case, it's very optimized in general and can be tweaked for a range of systems.

>>712428604
I'm aware

>>712428249
Paid marketers is far too nice a term for them, and also massively undersells what they actually engage in. After all there's nothing inherently wrong with being a paid shill if you make it obvious that you are one and that your opinions should be taken with a grain of salt as a result.

>>712428478
It's always tendies shitposting

>>712427942
It does. Apparently the game only costed around 50m dollars to make. Compare that to Concord that took decade to make and 200m down the drain just to make a hero shooter with 3 maps.

>>712428624
thanks anon

>>712428773
O_O

Where do I get the mods?

>>712428624
>>712428539
Mine auto set to max then I just disabled motion blur (ugly), depth of field (ugly), and chromatic abberation (ugly) then set it to DLAA and disabled framegen. No slop frames for me. I play at 4k and get a150-180 FPS on my 5090.

>>712428773
then all I did was adjust sharpness, base sharpness does a lot, dlss sharpness is a bit less harsh per step, base sharpness 1, then dlss at like 5-8 seems good, just adjust till it's your ideal level of sharpness.

>>712428845
https://ayakamods.cc/

>>712428478
you are allowed to like both mario kart and stellar blade.

>>712408134
Malenia is a troon, and you sound like you got a low T problem.

>>712428845
discord dot gg/stellarblademodding
or ayakamods.cc
those are the main ones. nexusmods has shit too.

gaming is healing

>>712428296
B-be b-better...

>>712417879
lame movie game thats not final fantasy.
why the fuck should anybody buy it?

>>712429061
I wouldn't trust nexus since all it takes is one troon to flip out
at this point, it's painful to say but pick modding discord

the demo was a mistake
now every mod replaces the starter outfit so you can only use one at a time

>>712428909
why is this site maxing out my gpu what the hell

Runs smooth in 4K without DLSS. And the game doesn't look blurry (with DLSS either).

I thought all Unreal games looked blurry, what the fuck?

>>712429189
it'll change. some use skinsuit, some neurolink. give it a week.

Its not an amazing game, but I'll take the victory over journoloids and homosexuals who tried to kill it.

>>712429208
The engine doesnt fucking matter. It depends on your base res and how shitty the TAA implementation is.

>>712428845
people upload stuff from ayaka and nexus to the discord. Modding discords are always best now since poor moderation of the nexus and modder autism causes them to be split between different sites

>>712429471
holy moly

>>712428296
>comparing old games
LOL
O
L

>>712427619
i played it, constantly getting hard at random moments.
then when i finally decided to stop i nutted.
I think you can do it at any moment but is better enjoyed if you still have horny in you

>>712429471
practically a flat board

>>712410049
Yeah it's pretty mediocre but it has charm. The closest example I can think of in the same vein would be something akin to Anarchy Reigns

which skills from the tree are best to start with?

The shilling for this garbage is out of control. Buy a fuckng ad.
Ugliest fucking muttoid women. Absolutely gross game.

>>712415871
>Left wing people are crazy and hate *beautiful women
fixed

>that final shred of health attack combo on Scarlet
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WAS SO CLOSE

Futa bulge mod status?

>>712429581
dodges

>>712429581
i think, upgrades to your dmg beta skills
some enemies that are kinda hard become really easy when you can almost one shot them.

>>712429208
4k native is the point where TAA starts looking acceptable

Is there a desexualization mod? The enemies I've seen look good but the characters all look like they are a korean incel's wet dream.

>>712428296
Sony must be salivating with all that cash coming in.

>>712425886
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck i wish i wasn't a consolecuck but i'm not paying for this shit a second time, not even worth a second playthrough

>>712429208
This is modified UE4 not 5. Thats why.

god himself sculpted those hips. it's unreal

>>712429581
First grab all your beta skills. Also grab the beta recharge skills. Then easier dodge and the double dodge skill.

>>712429956
Just wait till mackg4 or whatever animator rigs the models. You will have plenty of Eve without touching the shitty game

>>712429939
they are seething because it shows that people want sexy women not ugly troons

>>712429581
Triplet is the best active skill. Then I'd probably go for the Dodge/Parry nodes and the Follow Up/Counter attacks in the same tree. Attack combos also make the game more fun, but they're less of a priority than everything else.

>>712430073
>mACKg4
fuck off with your shitted garbage

133k, holy fuck and it's not even weekend yet

>>712430139
People only cum on a weekend?

>>712429336
Bullshit, Unreal always has that distinct look and smear, take E33 as a recent example. I've been hating on the engine since I learned the pattern.
It just doesn't happen that Unreal games look as sharp as Unity ones.

>>712430176
games usually peak during the weekend yes

>>712430094
They published the game for (you) that seems to be the opposite of seething. Bow down to your overlords
>>712430134
For free

>>712429956
you know you want to support eve, anon... buy her game again...

>>712430221
it uses UE4

>>712429664
>The shilling for this garbage is out of control. Buy a fuckng ad.
Ugliest fucking muttoid women. Absolutely gross game.

How do you type something like this without sounding mad?

>>712430394
Why'd you post a selfie?

>>712430267
>he didn't see the interview with the sony reps seething about the game
kwab

>>712430307
not paying 120 dollarydoos just for mods when i already coomed enough to the ingame outfits

>>712430428
link?

>>712430437
imagine being so fucking poor that 120 is a major financial decision

>>712430437
this the type of energy you're giving off right now anon.

>>712424520
>This retard fell for the 4k meme
You fucking sheep

>>712430307
>>712429581
>>712425886
NG enjoying the vanilla tits, ass and outfits
NG+ fully modded

Thoughts?

I will now buy your game

>>712430426
>Why'd you post a selfie?

>>712430428
link? Wold be funny as I've seen some anons made an argument that Kim went for Sony to publish it on PC again as to humiliate them. They even managed to make Sony lif the region locks which is unprecedented, kek.

>>712424968
Maybe im wrong but SB doesnt have colaborations with the first descendant wich that costume is from. Seems a mod to me

Whats the best thing to do when a enemie just flashes yellow? Just gtfo?

>>712430428
>Muh reps
They don't have a say or any sort of weight when it comes to business decisions. Whatever helps you cope with the fact that your money is going to Playstation my dude.

holy fug are those booba veins

There's a chest here just after the starting area when you cross the bridge and I picked up a code but can't seem to open it. Anyone have an idea about this chest?

Also, I went to go look for a /vg/ thread for Stellar Blade but apparently there isn't one? Why not?

>>712430835
dodge

>>712430881
late-game unlock iirc
well not late game but much later in the game

>>712430881
You cant open that until later, move on

>>712430881
Is this the one found in the demo? Never managed to get it open either lol

>>712430552
you unlock a lot more outfits after finishing the game. for me im modding the shit out of it first then ng+ im sticking to the vanilla stuff.

>>712430519
lets see your ps5 copy then anon if you truly support eve you would have bought her game on original release and not waited a year like a cuck

>>712430835
Perfect dodge or simply run away from him.

>>712430989
I bought the complete edition instead of giving sony any money for a cuckstation, anon.

And as the thread is about to die, we 140k

>>712427013
You're joking but 100% one of these journo cunts will try this angle.

>>712430694
It is a mod, but he is also correct. Some outfits do have slightly different proportions and shapes. Sometimes it makes sense due to the way that clothing works, other times it just happens.

>>712430835
Those are unblockable. You can't do anything except dodge or run outside of their range for those attacks in the first place, just try to perfect dodge them and do the follow up attacks when they're unlocked.

>>712431058
bazed

>>712430917
>>712430925
Oh okay, thanks anons!
*kisses*

>>712431041
well you're no different than me so kill yourself after finishing the game

So is the PC version uncensored or not?

>>712431076
>>712427013
Just like they did with Bayonetta and 2B. It's their modus operandi

>>712431204
im different in the way i dont own a cucksole, ill probably die from a heart attack with dick in hand from busting to too many eve mods.

>>712431214
It wasn't censorship, it was clothing copywrite infringement.
They added outfits in the style of the censored ones but even raunchier as dlc.
Also, it's PC, you can just mod the censorship out.

>>712431374
Anon had...a ''hard'' life

>>712431630
So no, then.

>>712431630
Don't reply to such obvious bait, anon.

Mediocre game is mediocre. Im just here for the webms. Apparently is a dress up game.

>>712430881
>Also, I went to go look for a /vg/ thread for Stellar Blade but apparently there isn't one? Why not?
Make one then

>>712432517
look the mongoloid has waken yp
you have 16hr gameplay video to check

>>712432517
It's okay that you're gay, anon. We can go rope shopping if you'd like.

>>712431630
So censored, got it, thanks.