Thread 712412705

What went wrong?

>>712412705 (OP)
MindsEye failed miserably even though the protag is

>blue eyed
>white
>male
>cis
>brunette
>English speaking/celtic
>privileged
>chad
>has a perfect hairline
>is fit
>tall
>body abled
>young looking

this just goes to show how racist and how nazi vee truly is...

>>712412705 (OP)
>>712412776
>>712412872
It's woke

>>712412776
What does that have to do with this shitty game? probably just a bot

>>712412705 (OP)
It's just a bad game. Full of bugs, short, huge city with nothing to do in it (which would be fine, but you have to drive around it for half the game just point A to point B in a very linear campaign), combat is outdated and boring, guns feel weak, generic story, weak cast.
And they have the audacity to sell it at a AAA price on top of all that.

>>712412705 (OP)
gameplay design of a gen 7 game

>>712412705 (OP)
lack of open world, creation,no skip cutscenes, and ue5, also mafia 3 mocap actor its cursed its the second game his face its mocaped and its shit too

What the fuck is this shit?
>Yeah let's put The Matrix demo in our game

>>712412705 (OP)
Benzies ported over all the worst parts of GTA without any of the redeeming qualities

>>712412898
How

>>712415137
non white protag, almost all characters are non white and also because the game is shit.

>>712415437
there are two hags white woman but they are backstabing cunts

>>712415437
also didnt asked for this voice actor its here as a grunge cyborg bad guy

>>712413613
Every single other thing aside; this is such a fucking boring cover. The setting looks uninspired. I'm not even remotely interested in it just looking at the most surface level details.

>>712412705 (OP)
>generic shooter while you play as a dumb mutt and your mission control is an ugly black girl boss
Who are the target audience?

>>712412705 (OP)
Muttseye

Game sells itself on looking like GTA but it's all fake set dressing for a shitty drive to mission area cutscene game

>>712412705 (OP)
Everything.

>>712412705 (OP)
Literally who?

>>712415624
the modern audience of course

>>712415916
GTA 6 killer that plays like a PS3 indie game

>>712412872
>white

>>712412705 (OP)
Why did all the Benziesimps lie to me? I thought he was the real brain behind GTA?

>>712412872
the guy is clearly mixed race

>from the director/producer of OTHER GAME™
this works maybe 10% of the time

>>712417209
This shit and namedropping other games in the marketing makes me cringe. I don't think I've ever seen another piece of media advertise itself with "It's like if GOOD THING EVERYONE LIKES and ANOTHER GOOD OLD THING combined!", outside of reviewer quotes. But game devs will straight up say "My game is like Zelda meets DayZ."

>>712417442
Please explain the reference, I haven't watched the Sopranos.

>>712412872
this is above normal quality bait

>>712417619
https://youtu.be/p8LWL8fGCLM?t=90
https://youtu.be/p46BVoZnb10?t=186

>>712412705 (OP)
go to the bathroom

>>712417920
Nah yet...

Pirated and played through it. It's overhated.

>>712418103
nigga KEK, its shit you cant skip cutscnes and even frame limiter doesnt work

>>712417209
Director might work if it’s someone like Kojima or Sam Lake. I don’t see how anyone could give a shit about a producer. They do that shit with movies all the time and it must actually work if they keep doing it. I think people just see the film they liked from before and go “oh it must be good then!” when more often than not the producer is just throwing money at the production and has little actual creative control

>>712413613
I mean I'm not gonna play it but stuff like that warm my heart. why not bring back the heart and soul of 7th gen once in a while? just price it accordingly.

Just looks like a slightly incompetent mix of GTA V and launch-day Cyberpunk 2077. Generic as hell.

>>712419854
>heart and soul of 7th gen
jfc

>>712419854
>why not bring back the heart and soul of 7th gen once in a while?
They did. They made a perfect 3/10 game that would get game journos in trouble if they gave it a 6/10.

>>712412705 (OP)
It makes the ill fated watchdog series look like a masterpiece by comparison.
God I hope that model is not based off a real person. Fuck me sideways... A very unfortunate face.

>>712420592
7th gen was peak soul, cope

>blur out the ass
average UE5 experience

Was it necessary to make a story that was about technology to be about aliens wanting to harvest humans in the end?

>>712416956
I found it funny he got painted black when he got casted for Mafia 3
Mixed race really is a schrodinger's race

>>712412705 (OP)
DIOS MIOS...

If watch dogs failed as a GTA clone what chance does this have?

Why cant we get a GTA game that is like Driver Parallel lines? I want to play different eras not generic modern times

Apologize

>>712425606
Mindseye is a direct result of letting pajeets touch GTA.

>>712422802
Alex Hernandez (same actor as the Mafia 3 protag)

>>712412705 (OP)
Why does he look like a Neanderthal?

>>712416000
Hundreds of gamers I tell you, hundreds!

In medias res too hermetic

>>712412705 (OP)
I'm not paying 60$ to play as an NPC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ztKumy2bpk
>the self-delusion
>the surrounding yes-men
>the organic comments under this video

>>712413613
Isn't that what people are saying about Stellar Blade though?

>>712412705 (OP)
>linear moviegame
>with bad writing
literally what is the appeal?

>>712429118
I wouldn't know, /v/ doesn't talk about Stellar Blade's gameplay

>make MC ugly nigger
>no one wants to look at game
>no one works on it
>no code written
>release date hits

>>712429254
true
they should have made the mindseye guy a slutty korean girl instead

>>712412872
Nobody wants to play as a moid. It's either sexy women like Eve or bratty cunnies like Maelle. Even King Chud Asmongol, the guy that never plays as a woman, liked playing as Maelle more than Verso. Nobody can resist the power of cunny

>>712413613
At least back then even the most basic shooter had some unique selling point
Inversion had gravity mechanics, Fracture had landscaping, Neverdead made you an immortal leper, Timeshift had time powers, Mindjack turned griefing into a legit game mechanic

>>712412872
Best post ITT

>>712412872
Putting blue eyes on some mystery meat goblin does not make him white.

>>712428240
>as the Mafia 3 protag
I remember people really hating the look of that one too.

>>712412705 (OP)
imagine being as delusional as the devs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ztKumy2bpk

>>712428280
Neanderthals are white, you're thinking of [unknown hominid]

>>712429613
>bratty cunnies like Maelle
>15~ year old hag