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Anonymous No.712412705 [Report] >>712412872 >>712412898 >>712413454 >>712413613 >>712414017 >>712415114 >>712415624 >>712415638 >>712415771 >>712415916 >>712416938 >>712417920 >>712422802 >>712424769 >>712428280 >>712428451 >>712429151 >>712433518
MindsEye
What went wrong?
Anonymous No.712412776 [Report] >>712412898 >>712413227
>tendies melting down as usual because the newest kino isn't on their toddler tablet
Anonymous No.712412872 [Report] >>712412898 >>712416898 >>712416956 >>712417791 >>712429613 >>712431302 >>712431971
>>712412705 (OP)
MindsEye failed miserably even though the protag is

>blue eyed
>white
>male
>cis
>brunette
>English speaking/celtic
>privileged
>chad
>has a perfect hairline
>is fit
>tall
>body abled
>young looking

this just goes to show how racist and how nazi vee truly is...
Anonymous No.712412898 [Report] >>712415137
>>712412705 (OP)
>>712412776
>>712412872
It's woke
Anonymous No.712413227 [Report]
>>712412776
What does that have to do with this shitty game? probably just a bot
Anonymous No.712413454 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
It's just a bad game. Full of bugs, short, huge city with nothing to do in it (which would be fine, but you have to drive around it for half the game just point A to point B in a very linear campaign), combat is outdated and boring, guns feel weak, generic story, weak cast.
And they have the audacity to sell it at a AAA price on top of all that.
Anonymous No.712413613 [Report] >>712415623 >>712419854 >>712429118 >>712430713
>>712412705 (OP)
gameplay design of a gen 7 game
Anonymous No.712414017 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
lack of open world, creation,no skip cutscenes, and ue5, also mafia 3 mocap actor its cursed its the second game his face its mocaped and its shit too
Anonymous No.712415054 [Report]
What the fuck is this shit?
>Yeah let's put The Matrix demo in our game
Anonymous No.712415114 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
Benzies ported over all the worst parts of GTA without any of the redeeming qualities
Anonymous No.712415137 [Report] >>712415437
>>712412898
How
Anonymous No.712415437 [Report] >>712415512 >>712415569
>>712415137
non white protag, almost all characters are non white and also because the game is shit.
Anonymous No.712415512 [Report]
>>712415437
there are two hags white woman but they are backstabing cunts
Anonymous No.712415569 [Report]
>>712415437
also didnt asked for this voice actor its here as a grunge cyborg bad guy
Anonymous No.712415623 [Report]
>>712413613
Every single other thing aside; this is such a fucking boring cover. The setting looks uninspired. I'm not even remotely interested in it just looking at the most surface level details.
Anonymous No.712415624 [Report] >>712416000
>>712412705 (OP)
>generic shooter while you play as a dumb mutt and your mission control is an ugly black girl boss
Who are the target audience?
Anonymous No.712415638 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
Muttseye
Anonymous No.712415737 [Report]
Game sells itself on looking like GTA but it's all fake set dressing for a shitty drive to mission area cutscene game
Anonymous No.712415771 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
Everything.
Anonymous No.712415916 [Report] >>712416852
>>712412705 (OP)
Literally who?
Anonymous No.712416000 [Report] >>712428378
>>712415624
the modern audience of course
Anonymous No.712416852 [Report]
>>712415916
GTA 6 killer that plays like a PS3 indie game
Anonymous No.712416898 [Report]
>>712412872
>white
Anonymous No.712416938 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
Why did all the Benziesimps lie to me? I thought he was the real brain behind GTA?
Anonymous No.712416956 [Report] >>712424424
>>712412872
the guy is clearly mixed race
Anonymous No.712417209 [Report] >>712417349 >>712418339
>from the director/producer of OTHER GAME™
this works maybe 10% of the time
Anonymous No.712417349 [Report] >>712417442
>>712417209
This shit and namedropping other games in the marketing makes me cringe. I don't think I've ever seen another piece of media advertise itself with "It's like if GOOD THING EVERYONE LIKES and ANOTHER GOOD OLD THING combined!", outside of reviewer quotes. But game devs will straight up say "My game is like Zelda meets DayZ."
Anonymous No.712417442 [Report] >>712417619
>>712417349
Anonymous No.712417619 [Report] >>712417868
>>712417442
Please explain the reference, I haven't watched the Sopranos.
Anonymous No.712417791 [Report]
>>712412872
this is above normal quality bait
Anonymous No.712417868 [Report] >>712418013
>>712417619
https://youtu.be/p8LWL8fGCLM?t=90
https://youtu.be/p46BVoZnb10?t=186
Anonymous No.712417920 [Report] >>712418000
>>712412705 (OP)
go to the bathroom
Anonymous No.712418000 [Report]
>>712417920
Nah yet...
Anonymous No.712418013 [Report]
>>712417868
Anonymous No.712418103 [Report] >>712418214
Pirated and played through it. It's overhated.
Anonymous No.712418214 [Report]
>>712418103
nigga KEK, its shit you cant skip cutscnes and even frame limiter doesnt work
Anonymous No.712418339 [Report]
>>712417209
Director might work if it’s someone like Kojima or Sam Lake. I don’t see how anyone could give a shit about a producer. They do that shit with movies all the time and it must actually work if they keep doing it. I think people just see the film they liked from before and go “oh it must be good then!” when more often than not the producer is just throwing money at the production and has little actual creative control
Anonymous No.712419854 [Report] >>712420592 >>712421387
>>712413613
I mean I'm not gonna play it but stuff like that warm my heart. why not bring back the heart and soul of 7th gen once in a while? just price it accordingly.
Anonymous No.712420153 [Report]
Just looks like a slightly incompetent mix of GTA V and launch-day Cyberpunk 2077. Generic as hell.
Anonymous No.712420592 [Report] >>712423656
>>712419854
>heart and soul of 7th gen
jfc
Anonymous No.712421387 [Report]
>>712419854
>why not bring back the heart and soul of 7th gen once in a while?
They did. They made a perfect 3/10 game that would get game journos in trouble if they gave it a 6/10.
Anonymous No.712421460 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqafg1H7UaI
Anonymous No.712422802 [Report] >>712428240
>>712412705 (OP)
It makes the ill fated watchdog series look like a masterpiece by comparison.
God I hope that model is not based off a real person. Fuck me sideways... A very unfortunate face.
Anonymous No.712423656 [Report]
>>712420592
7th gen was peak soul, cope
Anonymous No.712423989 [Report]
>blur out the ass
average UE5 experience
Anonymous No.712424089 [Report]
Was it necessary to make a story that was about technology to be about aliens wanting to harvest humans in the end?
Anonymous No.712424424 [Report]
>>712416956
I found it funny he got painted black when he got casted for Mafia 3
Mixed race really is a schrodinger's race
Anonymous No.712424769 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
DIOS MIOS...
Anonymous No.712425285 [Report]
If watch dogs failed as a GTA clone what chance does this have?

Why cant we get a GTA game that is like Driver Parallel lines? I want to play different eras not generic modern times
Anonymous No.712425606 [Report] >>712425881
Apologize
Anonymous No.712425881 [Report]
>>712425606
Mindseye is a direct result of letting pajeets touch GTA.
Anonymous No.712428240 [Report] >>712432080
>>712422802
Alex Hernandez (same actor as the Mafia 3 protag)
Anonymous No.712428280 [Report] >>712435061
>>712412705 (OP)
Why does he look like a Neanderthal?
Anonymous No.712428378 [Report]
>>712416000
Hundreds of gamers I tell you, hundreds!
Anonymous No.712428384 [Report]
In medias res too hermetic
Anonymous No.712428451 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
I'm not paying 60$ to play as an NPC
Anonymous No.712429046 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ztKumy2bpk
>the self-delusion
>the surrounding yes-men
>the organic comments under this video
Anonymous No.712429118 [Report] >>712429254
>>712413613
Isn't that what people are saying about Stellar Blade though?
Anonymous No.712429151 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
>linear moviegame
>with bad writing
literally what is the appeal?
Anonymous No.712429254 [Report] >>712429308
>>712429118
I wouldn't know, /v/ doesn't talk about Stellar Blade's gameplay
Anonymous No.712429301 [Report]
>make MC ugly nigger
>no one wants to look at game
>no one works on it
>no code written
>release date hits
Anonymous No.712429308 [Report]
>>712429254
true
they should have made the mindseye guy a slutty korean girl instead
Anonymous No.712429613 [Report] >>712435253
>>712412872
Nobody wants to play as a moid. It's either sexy women like Eve or bratty cunnies like Maelle. Even King Chud Asmongol, the guy that never plays as a woman, liked playing as Maelle more than Verso. Nobody can resist the power of cunny
Anonymous No.712430713 [Report]
>>712413613
At least back then even the most basic shooter had some unique selling point
Inversion had gravity mechanics, Fracture had landscaping, Neverdead made you an immortal leper, Timeshift had time powers, Mindjack turned griefing into a legit game mechanic
Anonymous No.712431302 [Report]
>>712412872
Best post ITT
Anonymous No.712431971 [Report]
>>712412872
Putting blue eyes on some mystery meat goblin does not make him white.
Anonymous No.712432080 [Report]
>>712428240
>as the Mafia 3 protag
I remember people really hating the look of that one too.
Anonymous No.712433518 [Report]
>>712412705 (OP)
imagine being as delusional as the devs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ztKumy2bpk
Anonymous No.712435061 [Report]
>>712428280
Neanderthals are white, you're thinking of [unknown hominid]
Anonymous No.712435253 [Report]
>>712429613
>bratty cunnies like Maelle
>15~ year old hag