Thread 712416650

nobody cares about this fotm slop anymore faggot you just think posting anime boobies is pwning libtards

>>712416650 (OP)
Yikes, this is why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>712416742
Clearly a pit thread

>>712416650 (OP)
Armpits

>>712416742
is it not?
they deliberately drove themselves into that corner by being puritan
now any attractive girl offends them
>you are making things up!
cope

>>712416863
>>712416873
Based
>>712416742
>>712416794
Seething losers

>>712416650 (OP)
tranny bros and furry allies ... stop grooming kids and gather on the discord ...

>>712416962
NO PUBES????

>>712416742
>>712416794
No port

feels good to be a chud who beat wokeguard and shadows.

>>712416650 (OP)
Conceptualize the smell

The photo mode in this game is pretty insane. Being able to setup your own six lights and lower/disable the actual game background is crazy.

What a waste of a good model on a 3/10 game. They could have made discount Bayo but didn't bother.

>>712417295
>>712417282
>>712417227
do you have any where she wears a full face helmet

This is true.

>beating ubishit on DAY ONE
we won SO hard.

>>712416650 (OP)

to think hundreds of years from now people will have sexbots while we suffer with normal women

the pain

>>712416650 (OP)
Fit check guys.

it's on the way to 100k btw.

Why isn't it on Switch 2?

>>712416650 (OP)
This can't be happening. This was supposed to fail!.

>>712416650 (OP)
>>712416863
>>712416873
>>712416962
Would a girl find it weird if I asked to lick their armpits?

>>712416650 (OP)
those sweaty pittas fuck

>>712418434
no, girls love that shit

>>712416650 (OP)
lol thats gross haha dont post anymore like that lmao

>>712417975
Posting here because other threads full of retarded trannies

99320. 100k very soon.

dabbing on all the bioware/ubishit flops. At least Asia understands what people like.

You assholes are the reason Switch eShop is flooded with hentai shovelware

>>712418281
Chinese tablet cant run it

300 to go till the big 6 digits. something yasuke will never do.

>>712420896
surely it has nothing to do with Nintendo's absolute lack of quality cotnrol, daddy nintendo can do no wrong after all

It's over

>>712416650 (OP)
funny because just posting a random Eve image in your OP guarantees 4 or 5 trannies in the thread spamming "s-she's not popular!" "f-fotm!" "100k is n-nothing!"

Give him your energy, bros.

>>712416650 (OP)
100k really isn't that impressive considering how much publicity this game has gotten. If the Asians don't bump it up by another 50-100k in the next couple of hours it's pretty meh.

>>712417975
imagine the sex

>>712422257
Yasuke lost

>>712416650 (OP)
What am I supposed to do with this once am done masturbating?

>>712416650 (OP)
It's the same as Wukong. Numbers propped up by Korean incels, ethnonationalists, and the Korean government. Pathetic, if you ask me.

>>712422257
>a year after its release
You lost BIGLY tranny

>>712422692
Lick your fingers clean

>>712416650 (OP)
holy pits & booba

>>712422257
People will mald, but you are right. Fucking thing has so much free marketing and its struggling to beat fucking Party Animals, the abomination that was City Skylines 2, and Vermintide 2.

Also even Doom Eternal barely did over 100k. Steam CCU barely matters

>>712422692
Play it

>>712422890
Ever shifting goalposts.

>>712416794
i dont have one because i dont step outside home and i dont believe in LDR

>>712416650 (OP)
Gonna need to see her nipples, erect preferably.

>>712423030
What goalpost, doing 100k with this much positive buzz should be a no brainer. Hell even Veilguard did 89k and it had the entire opposite online buzz.

>>712423128
>vague "buzz"
Veilguard was a new entry in a major RPG series from a big time developer, the last entry of which did 12 million copies. Its performance was massively lacking given the pedigree.

>>712416794
There are many reasons that I don't have a girlfriend, wanting to be able to enjoy Stellar Blade in peace isn't even top 10.
The main reason is I keep telling women that they should go back to being property instead of people.

>>712422257
>100k really isn't that impressive considering how much publicity this game has gotten
considering it was just some fotm slop from last year that was promptly forgotten i have to say it's impressive that it reemerged to reach 100k. didn't even know it was releasing until today, all i heard about it recently was that it would be inaccessible to a hundred countries like helldivers was

>>712423229
The performance was reflected by the middling previews and the last entry being 10 years earlier, sandwiched between them is 2 large Bioware flops. If anything it shines a light on the sales for Inquisition, how many were deep discounts. The fact Mass Effect as a franchise only sold 20m, and somehow Inquisition did 12+ doesn't make sense to me. Especially with DA2 sales not being huge.

>>712422890
This post won't age well.

The size of this SB W is almost as big as Eves tits

>>712423739
I didn't say it wouldn't go higher, but its day one and now has the Asian markets online. I'd be surprised if it hit 200k though.

>>712416650 (OP)
>>712422087 like clockwork >>712422257

>>712423128
>Hell even Veilguard did 89k and it had the entire opposite online buzz.
>>712423426
What the fuck is this revisionism?
Every goddamn journo was calling it a return to form for Bioware and 84 Metascore isn't "middling" at all.

The fact that journos and the whole Vidya Press machine tried to gaslight people into thinking veilguard was good (and it wasn't) proves how irrelevant journos are becoming.

But let's not pretend the online discourse was negative, it was divided, and the liars lost. The Press would have won if it was 2012, but not today.

>>712424147
Shill Up's negative review did more damage than any positive review could ever do for IGN or wherever. His video have over 2 million views, the IGN review isn't even half that.
>84 isn't middling
84 shouldn't be, but in a video game journalist scale yes it is. They barely give 5-6/10s so then a 7 is awful and 8/10 is okay.

>>712422890
Cope and dilate. I love your damage control

Total Chud Victory.

Chud Supremacy.