>>712427725You guys wanna know how much it blows being a Krogan who's bad at fighting?
My aim is so shit I can miss with a shotgun at point blank. I don't have the smarts to be a successful merc or hitman. I'll fucking fall asleep standing up while on guard duty, and club music makes my heard hurt so I can't even pose as a bouncer.
There's basically only one other job available to a Krogan that isn't hard menial labor - I had to go into porn.
At first, signing up with Fornax was a decent gig. Great medical, plenty of exercise, meet new people, and you can make decent creds if the vid is popular. During my youth I was allowed a few goes with the females, so I was already familiar with being treated like a stupid piece of meat. Fucking Salarians have no concept of romance, so they genophaged it out of my people.
But slowly, it got worse and worse. Every day, every single fucking day, I'd barely get my tip in and these stupid, squishy Asari and Humans would scream in my ear: "KROGAN COCK, SO GOOD" , "BREED ME T-REX DADDY", "THIS IS THE ONLY THING ASARI ARE GOOD FOR", etc., constantly. Fucking Vorcha could act better.
They're also way too fragile to scratch, bite, bludgeon, really any kind of typical foreplay.
I polished my crest until it shone, but when I displayed it to them during the shoot, they looked at me like I was fucking retarded.
You ever fuck an Elcor before? You ever tried gettin' it up while listening to "with salacious trepidation: I want you inside me, big boy"?
The sad part is that she was a better fuck than any of the Human or Asari, first bitch I could really ride without worrying about another spinal fracture.