- New 3D Mario Game announced
- New DK gameplay
- Mario Kart DLC revealed, 6 new playable characters along with 15 new tracks
- Metroid Release Date
- Pokemon Legends ZA trailer, reveals 3 new mega evolutions
- New Animal Crossing Revealed
- Splatoon Raiders info
- 4 New Gamecube games coming to NSO
- 3rd party developer games

45 minutes long

nO

>>712418865 (OP)
Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Switch 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2
>Clair Obscur: E33
>Ghosts of Yotei
>Pragmata
>Lies of P: Overture
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>Silent Hill F
>Hell is Us
>Resident Evil 9
>Lost Soul aside
>Gears of War: Reloaded
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Stellar Blade
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Doom: The Dark Ages
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>Mafia: The Old Country
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Hell is Us
>Marathon
>Ninja Gaiden 4
>Metal Eden
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
>Killing Floor 3
>Grand Theft Auto 6
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Nioh 3
>Mortal Shell 2

>>712418865 (OP)
>Pokemon Legends ZA trailer, reveals 3 new mega evolutions
There's Pokemon Presents next month, dumbo

>>712418865 (OP)
The one time I wish one of these fake Direct leaks was real, since I'd be perfectly fine with all of this (especially Prime 4. We're already halfway through the year, c'mon guys), but I kinda think it's way too soon for Mario Kart DLC. They waited like a year for 8 (the Wii U version, if you don't remember)

>>712419121
Onimusha, Nioh 3 and maybe NG4 are the only interesting games there, not even joking. This year hasn't been great and 2026 is looking dire already.

>>712419298
and?

>>712419121
There's a lot of real never evers you can use to make your point. I'm not sure why you're listing ones that are very likely to happen EVENTUALLY.

0 chance they announce Mario before DK is out. They want you to buy DK first.

>>712418865 (OP)
>New 3D Mario Game announced

>>712419121
none of these games are good

>>712418865 (OP)
>mario slop that we’ve seen some 100 times
>mario kart slop
>metroid release date pushed back
>animal crossing that won’t come until 2026 if even then
>gamecube ports that should have already been available 2 gens ago
>3rd party ports
grim.

>>712419121
Is this the new snoy cope?

>>712418865 (OP)
>The Switch 2 is finally here and yet people are still lying daily about things that Nintendo are going to announce

>>712419121
Prepare your anus for this afternoon snoy, it's Thurdsday

>>712418865 (OP)
>more shovelware
YUPEEEE HOLD MY 80$
BING BING WAHOO

>>712420285
What do you expect, we can only play Mario Kart (or in my case, F-Zero) for so long

>>712419121
It already has as many games as the PS5, and it came out last week.

>>712420230
Yeah. They even made a poor Switch 2 version of the One Game song

>>712419121
weak bait, and most of these absolutely will have switch 2 versions

>>712419121
Literally all *Also on PC, no one cares.

>>712419668
if it comes out for christmas, then announcing now is fine
but I think they're saving mario for next year to land with the film

>>712418865 (OP)
>2 big games revealed in one direct

>>712418865 (OP)
all of this are shit.
where are the games.
i bought switch 1 to play jRPG games, xenoblade, bayonetta, neo twewy, and kirby forgotten land

>>712418865 (OP)
Source: dude trust me

>>712418865 (OP)
>- Pokemon Legends ZA trailer, reveals 3 new mega evolutions
you fucked up, Pokemon never is apart of these things they have their own direct and they never reveal new information either

>>712419121
Is this trying to be a gotcha?
>Nightreign
>Clair Obscur
>Onimusha
>Doom The Dark Ages
will you kill yourself if they release on Switch2 because they are quite likely

>TES6
that game won't even be out before Switch3

>>712418865 (OP)
this is the most boring prediction I've ever read

>Mario Kart dlc
the game just released

>New Animal Crossing, New 3D Mario
I'd rather bet on a new Fire Emblem and some shitty family or sports game thing (wii sports resort, wii fit, ring fit, switch 1+2...).
Some new IP in some way. Wasn't there a hidden mmo like game that leaked a year ago.

>dlc already
>tracks
fake as fuck

>>712418865 (OP)
sorry but that is major cope you get fuck all to play this year

You'd think the retards making these dumb lists would've known by now to start throwing in a couple of less interesting titles and shovelware that inevitably takes up the majority of every direct.

>>712418865 (OP)
>Everything else
Awesome!
>Pokemon Legends ZA trailer
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>712419121
I am willing to bet my right testicle that you won't play more than 3 games from that list.

>>712418865 (OP)
>New Animal Crossing Revealed
LOL not a fucking chance, especially with how cowshit New Horizons turned out and how fucking dead it is as a series with that cunt in charge.

>>712419121
At least half of those will get ported and at least 4 will run at 15+FPS

>>712426642
>LOL not a fucking chance, especially with how cowshit New Horizons turned out
You're pretty much confirming that the sequel is indeed real at that point anon

t. Pokefag

>>712426798
>Thinking AC will release this year or the next
Not until fucking 2028 at least lmao. The ACfags WILL take 2028 and they WILL fucking LIKE it or otherwise COPE AND SEETHE.

>>712419121
*Also available on PC

>>712426891
No, it will 100% release in 2026
ACtrannies have no standards meaning that shitendo will gladly release another rushed barebones new leaf downgrade
However, the game might indeed be (((finished))) once they release the final update in 2028

>>712428206
You are delusional if you think it's dropping next year.

ACtrannies are gonna seethe and cope with 2028 at the earliest with how dogshit (((New Horizons))) has been.

I can't wait to see the seethe and coping from them when that reality hits them and Splatoon happens first (in spite of Splatoon Raiders being a thing, but that's literally a shoveled-out stop-gap for Splat4 lmao)

>>712418865 (OP)
>dlc for an $80 game

>nintenigger cultist larping about their next make believe presentation after the one they were larping to be on the 11th didn't come true
WOWIW ZOWIE THE HECKING BING BING WAHOO IS COMING

>>712428441
Well, let's both autisticly screenshot each other's post and then laugh at the retarded loser who thought that the game wouldn't release in 2026

>>712428491
*any game

>>712428616
Okay, sure, why not, I'll entertain your idea.

>>712418865 (OP)
>No monolith
Weak bait, anon-kun

>>712418865 (OP)
I got out of my bed browsing on my phone to reply yo your retarded fake direct fuck you.

>New 3D Mario Game announced
Not overshadowing Donkey Kong, if anything there will be a coming Switch 2 version of Mario Odyssey with additional content, hence it not being a day 1 game
>New DK gameplay
Give
>Mario Kart DLC revealed, 6 new playable characters along with 15 new tracks
Nintendo only starts working on DLC after the game is finished, but clearly you didn't think this through, 15 tracks makes zero sense since tracks come in cups of 4.
>Metroid Release Date
Given
>Pokemon Legends ZA trailer, reveals 3 new mega evolutions
Irrelevant guess
>New Animal Crossing Revealed
Timing is off thanks to Splatoon spinoff, the dev teams are shared.
>Splatoon Raiders info
Given
>easy guess4 New Gamecube games coming to NSO
>3rd party developer games
No details says fake
Fuck you!

>>712419450
The pic you posted hints that maybe you'd be happier with a more obvious announcement like Metroid 6, it's been 4 years and if you've been paying attention to all the Switch 2 announcements they aren't much more complex visually than Switch 1 titles so dev tiimes shouldn't increase at all, and that's before you consider that the Dread engine is completely reusable for a new title.
The lack of a new Nintendo Mercury Steam announcement actually worries me, like maybe their acquisition lead to their relationship with Nintendo ending.

>>712418865 (OP)
>New 3D Mario Game announced
Not with Donkey Kong on the horizon since it'll undermine it due to similar genres.
>Mario Kart DLC revealed
It hasn't even been a month since release. You'll get a minor content patch at most.
>New Animal Crossing Revealed
Likely given NH's success and that it'll have been at least 6 years. They'll want an AC out early to (hopefully) support the entire Switch 2's lifespan.

You'll get info on the upcoming games and 1 big announcement, it's as simple as that.

>>712429125
I should have stayed in bed, Mario Wonder, Mario Wonder is probably getting Switch a Switch 2 version with extra content since it's one of the most logical free patch games otherwise

>>712428835
Monolithsoft in September Direct for H1 2026 release

>>712419121
>Death Stranding 2
I guess snoys have already forgotten they made up a rumor about that tranny being in the Zelda movie.

>>712419069
fpbP

>>712429413
here is the real leak by a trustworthy source who posted it first on bar@@g

- new 2D Mario Game announced
- that Wheelchair game shows new gameplay
- Bataillon Wars 1+2 Remake announced
- Cube Farmers announced
- Pokemon Legend ZA shows the overworld
- GF announced a new Mystery Dungeon Game
- Metroid delayed
- Splatoon Raiders presented by Kojima
- Geist, Custom Robo, Doujin the Giant and Eternal Darkness coming to NSO
- Capcom announces Power Stone 3 for Switch 2, Bandai shows a new Tales of game,

>>712431075
>Bataillon Wars 1+2 Remake announced
That's even more unbelievable than your Splatoon Stranding.