Thread 712419607

>team of 98 developers
>$50 million dollar budget
>limited marketing
>completely empties her ass all over Sony's most prestigious and sought after titles on day 1
>refuses to elaborate
How did she do it?

Sex sells.

>>712419607 (OP)
Because it turned into god of soi

Did you have to phrase it that way homie

>>712419607 (OP)
No pubes? shitty game.

>>712419607 (OP)
>completely empties her all over Sony's most prestigious and sought after titles
Not bloodborne doe

>>712419607 (OP)
I like Stellar Blade and is one of my favorite games of the generation but can we please stop exaggerating? All of Sony's IP's sell 5-10 millions each and go on to sell more for years. God of War Ragnarok is at 15 millions right now.

>>712419643
So do roguelite deckbuilders

>>712419607 (OP)
No Nintendo port is the sign of quality

>>712419735
Mods fixed this

>>712419694
I mean how else would you describe this?

>>712420018
Why Helldivers 2 is not here?

>>712419643
damn that's really good that should become a saying or something

In a sane world, people would be getting executed for letting things get this severe.

>>712420007
Show proof or i shitpost in every stellar blade thread

>>712420187
Wait 5 minutes

>>712420068
It's the fastest selling Playstation published single player PC game. 'Single player' being the keyword that twittertard failed to mention.

>>712420267
Based anon

>>712419607 (OP)
The pc user is an animal not fit for society, why do you think all his mods are for porn?

>>712420068
I think that was a simultaneous launch while that list is games that launched on playstation first. Or it's just not included because it breaks that narrative. I'm curious about sales differences.

how do I stop characters from disappearing when the camera gets too close? whats the .ini command line
it was culling 0.5 something
yes I'm trying to look at Raven's panties in that Chinese dress
INB4 hurrdurr just get the nude mod, *sigh* you just dont understand u_u

>>712420460
I want to know this as well. Seems like an oversight since it apparently works on the PS5.

>>712419643
That and the gameplay is actually better than nu-GoW.

>>712420187
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/74?tab=files

>>712420575
>nu-GoW.
not a high bar

feels so good to know gaming is back and the journos are SEETHING at Eve's success.

Because people already own a playstation device and played the game, nobody played SB on its original platform because the game is worthless without mods, that's why horizon sold 20M on PS4/5 and SB sold 1 mil

>>712419607 (OP)
People prefer hot babes over onions father figure

>>712420608
not hairy enough. this game sucks.

>>712420460
> *sigh*
> u_u

I want to call you a newfag but honestly it's kinda hard to do that because your shit gaia way of typing that has been dead for at least fifteen years.

She's so fucking beautiful BTW
I just can't get over how beautiful she is.
what race is she supposed to be?

according to "game journalists" you are a "chud" if you like nice things.

>>712420762
tenga

>>712420710
I was clearly being ironic newfag
proof that I'm not a newfag
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▲ ▲

>>712420681
Stellar Blade sold less than KTJL on ps5 btw

>>712420764
Damn she looks good. Is there any outfit she looks bad in?

>inb4 bear costume

>>712419607 (OP)
>Kratos is now a millennial soi boi
>removed the shit that made it fun
I can't wait how hard Sony will gut a remaster of the old God of War trilogy just to appease commiefornia.

>>712419607 (OP)
>Limited marketing
Explain the shilling spam, are they doing it for free

>>712420698
Anon she is Korean

man it feels good knowing jason schrier wants to kill himself right now.

>come with me, you have to breed me (multiple times) in order to save Humanity
do you accept?

>>712420836
everything is good. also, her body can change slightly depending on the outfit.

>>712420681
>Life is Strange 2

>>712421036
Modded? I don't recall Eve having pink panties...

>>712419607 (OP)
Turns out that if you make a game that looks cool and is appealing, people will be interested in it.

>>712419643
It's almost like marketers had figured this shit out in the 1950's all the way until the late 2000's when social media gave voice to fat ugly women...

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Time to beat my dick to Eve porn as a celebration

>>712419607 (OP)
sales before the PC port
>Ghost of Tsushima – 9.73 million
>God of War – 19.5 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man – 20+ million
>Horizon Zero Dawn – 10+ million
>Horizon Forbidden West – 8.4 million
>The Last of Us Part I – 20+ million
>God of War Ragnarok – 15 million
>The Last of Us Part II – 10+ million
>Marvel's Spider-Man 2 – 11 million
>Days Gone – 8 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man Miles Morales – 10+ million
>Stellar Blade – 1 million

Stellar blade has the most players because most people never played it

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Bros..

>>712419643
>sex sells
Then explain Heavenly Sword.

Eve won

>>712419643
I wish GAMEPLAY sold too

the downside of spending your days trying to embarrass some random dude that lives rent free in your head is that youre always going to come off as more pathetic than him

>>712421690
Is this the actual model? What's her name?

>>712419867
Most of Sony's big IPs do 10m in a year, Steam CCU is such a weird flex. For the last month it was user reviews on metacritic to shill E33 in a weird direction, instead of using what it has going for like the story. In the entire year I've barely seen people talk about Stellar Blade's characters or story, and barely the gameplay but only like 2-3 weeks after launch in specific threads. Also in conjunction with saying the open areas are kinda shit.

>>712419607 (OP)
denuvo

>>712420762
why does she look different from other pictures?

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>>712419607 (OP)
GoW becoming movie game collectathon with dubious moral messaging was a mistake.

>>712419607 (OP)
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>>712419867
Is that really true though? My PS4 came with Horizon Zero Dawn and God of Soi, do those count as sales?

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>>712422060
The problem is that the developers are democrats while as we all know only Trump supporters play games

>>712421649
PS3 has no games.
Also bitch was less than half as hot as Eve.

>>712422283
Look, i live in a coldest province of a global empire, so i don't really give a shit about whats happening in the metropoly. Sort it out somehow, and when you do, send some road maintenance my way.

>>712422060
What dubious moral messaging? "Being a murderous psychopath is less conducive to being happy than settling down and being a father"?

does anyone else get a lot of mucus buildup whenever they masturbate a lot?

>>712419607 (OP)
tits and ass, that's all it needs really

>>712419607 (OP)
>How did she do it?
Sex sells
It caters to normal people

That's all

how does it feel to rediscover basic universal truth that everyone always knew and always will?

>>712421036
Y-you too

>>712419735
women shave. monkeys don't

>>712420681
>that's why horizon sold 20M on PS4/5
It didn't
it was bundled and given away for free, Tranny.
Thats why Horizon 2 didn't even sell half of that

>>712421528
>Snoys coping this hard

LMAO, I thought it was only tendorinos seething.

Nobody cares about bundled sales, the Snoy AAA movie-game bubble has exploded.

>>712423406
Forbidden West still sold 8x more than Stellar flop kek.

sex work is work
and i'm unemployed

>>712423575
Forbidden Calories had 10x the budget of Stellar Blade kek.

>>712423575
>sold
*Shipped + bundled :)

>>712419643
If that were true then the plethora of actual porn games on steam would be getting similar CCUs. Stellar Blade is just really good. One of the best action games ever made.

How do chuds keep winning if they don't do anything?

>>712420018
Returnal 6691 CCU
I hate this gay earth so much
That game is literally ludo kino, its simply fantastic. Its fluid and fast, the gunplay is great, the weapons are varied, its hard but not unfair, the vibe of the game is immaculate, the scenarios, the bosses...
Then you see 60k players on Horizon zero dawn.
We fuckibng deserve gacha games and to go extinct soon after
fuck
At least it didnt kill the studio and they are making a new one, which will also flop with the saars memes

>100k players is shitting on sony
are PCfags mentally ill

>>712423883
>That game is literally ludo kino
So shit.

>>712422765
It's preachy in tone, it's not interesting, its overly individualistic and indulgent. Find better writers for your lone wolf and cub remake next time.

>>712420018
Most of those games came out much earlier on console, and with a console that sold over 100m units and the games themselves well over 10m, anyone who was interested already bought it. Stellar Blade sold like 3m so far, Tsushima did that in like a week. Both new IPs, and we aren't going to really pretend Sly Cooper and inFamous were mega hits right?

>>712422165
why wouldn't it be a sale if the digital liscenes were allocated to your console for the express purpose of getting you to buy it. it may have not made money, like how you can lose money on ebay when making a sale

>>712420275
"Singleplayer"
>Nioh, Returnal has coop
>Returnal, TLOU has multiplayer
>Death Stranding has whatever
what retarded metric is this if it only excludes Helldivers

>>712419607 (OP)
>limited marketing
The game was marketed as the first proper video game made by a studio making ass and titty mobile gacha games. The marketing was already there. "Nier Automata but made by Nikke team." Simple but effective marketing.

>>712419607 (OP)
God of War sold sex when it was building itself.

>>712419607 (OP)
Chuds won.

>>712424205
>TLOU has multiplayer
Not the PS5 version which is the version on PC

>>712424328
>genderbent Infiltration with phat ass
Dunno why but i kekd.

>>712419607 (OP)
I'm still mad Ragnarök was this bad. Why hire a feminist?

>>712424404
Dayum, the only thing she's missing is a resisting innocent shota, you gnome im sayin??

>>712424889
>I'm still mad Ragnarök was this bad
Do you also get mad that after Sunday we get Monday?

>>712425123
made for shota cock

>>712425162
first nu-GoW was really good though.

Make me wonder how many shill here actually play the game and not just having steamDB open

>>712420662
>journos are SEETHING at Eve's success.
Where?

>>712425226
no really

>>712423883
Maybe next time they can make an MC that's nice to look at.

>>712423883
Risk of Rain 2 but sloppa

Returnal deserved to floppa

>>712419607 (OP)
>50million
Is that supposed to be low budget? This is what AAA slop games have for "real" budget, because the rest is blown on marketing lol

>>712425379
No, they usually have 200kk+ production budget and 100kk+ on marketing. Having to pay for your hundreds of useless diversity hire employees for a ridiculously long development cycle =! money blown on marketing

>>712427109
Kek even journos who HAVE THE GAME AT THEIR HANDS are going
>b-but where's the gameplay?!

holy kekeroni

>>712420018

I think if I can been asked I wouldn’t be able to name more than 2 PS exclusives.

>>712420018
pc players only wanted bloodborne and demon souls, but they ported everything else except

>>712424328
please give her a blanket, she's freezing

>>712423883
I'm the closest thing to a target audience Returnal could have but I'm not paying full price for a digital copy of a port of a years-old roguelike.

>>712427109
>your protagonist cané be a pornstar looking goddess just because okay
>i'm gonna seethe

>>712420018
>geralt of goonia

>>712420681
>if I pretend every successful game is woke, like Elden Ring for example, then it's definitely true!
>also Stellar Blade flopped because uhh... there's a red word there, you see?!
what is this retarded bait lol
delusional raiders are so embarrassingly easy to spot lmao
your next cope, xir?

>>712423297
Only faggots believe this

>>712420762
>>712421036
What's the face mod? Please

>>712429306
>126,000
wtf? it just barely hit 100k before, wtf happened?

>>712420018
It's literally selling for the mods. It's also Chinese propaganda. Remove the tits It's an average Soulslike

>>712429412
>Amerisharts waking up
>Europoors getting off from school & work
>Asians comfy in their house

>>712429412
I wonder

>>712419643
Hating trannies sells.

I don't think the game looks very good but I'm happy coomers get a rare W.

>>712429465
>It's literally selling for the mods.
That's okay, \v\ loves bethschlop

>>712420762
Anime Korean. So vaguely Asian with ALOT of makeup

>>712419607 (OP)
>127k
That is crazy, I expected it to hit 30k.

>make good game
>people buy it

SONY LITERALLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS

>>712427464
>retardditor actually believes journo drones now simply because they help him cope with a VIDEO GAME's success
>even though they're literally stating it's "solid 20 to 30 hours of fun" or "solid action experience for fans of the Souls-like genre"
Embarrassing, grim, sad.
They ain't sending their best lolmao

>>712422765
>Being a murderous psychopath is less conducive to being happy than settling down and being a father
This guy just proved in real time why nuGodofCastrati failed, jesus fuck the lack of self awareness.

>>712429582
because they are retarded anon, what's hard to understand with that statement. they also want this game to fail so they hired journalists to smear the game to hell and back.

>>712423893
100k players is several million copies sold

Clearly gamers desire more females protags.
And the industry shall deliver

>>712419607 (OP)
Why did they make her Asian?

Most White male gamers want White women in their games.

>>712422765
The problem with pushing The Message is that either everyone agrees and it comes over as pretentious and preachy, or it's contentious and no one wants to be lectured by an entertainment product. Just fucking tell stories with believable characters.

>>712419643
Sex doesn't sell. Sexy sells.
And only if it's the proverbial frosting on a good cake. If the cake is dogshit, no amount of frosting can save it. Example: The First Descendant.

>>712430091
You're not the center of the universe, dumbass. It was made by Korean devs for Koreans first

>>712430091
>Most White male gamers want White women in their games.
This poster is a seething femanon

>>712419607 (OP)
That means a PlayStation only sequel.

So is this game fun? What does it play like? DMC or Nier or something?

>>712430452
I say this and I will die on this hill

>>712419607 (OP)
release uncensored original god of war trilogy with og kratos
300k peak

>>712419607 (OP)
i mean the game is alright but it's really nothing special

these sorta culture war games really fucking annoy me

>>712430452
True. I'm happy to experience my first game ever.

Captcha: 4KDNA

>>712430452
Lots of pornstars are 7/10 so.....yes.

>>712430452
I wish pornstars looked that good.

Where is the BLACKED suit mod

>>712419643
I mean Kratos is a hot dad though?

>>712430567
>anything with breasts

They literally made Tifa’s tits smaller just to please stupid old hags. Real women sometimes have big tits, she was not censored for realism. She was not censored for the government, no nipples. Sony is a slave to disgusting 30 year old women, and will never recover

>>712430708

Stay out BBC tranny.
Asian girls are BWC property.

>>712430569
>these sorta culture war games really fucking annoy me
It's a korean game how would that be related to your retarded burger fights?

>>712430452
Why come in here and state the obvious?

>>712430834
Wasn‘t the official stellar blade twitter account interacting with grummz

>>712430452
Yes. Whats the problem again? Am I not allowed to spend my money as I please?

>>712420018
Ff7sisters......

Hopefully eve's game will change gaming industry for good

>>712419643
FPBP

When will we have sexy ads again?

>>712430465
Nier + Sekiro

>>712431716
I-it's okay..

will western developers keep making games with ugly broads?

>>712431801
You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo-q9B1DiRU

They're already making a comeback.

>>712430708
There's a mod for that blacked meme sportswear with tats already

>>712421649
She was not sexy, she was "elegant"

Woman like elegance, men like em hot

>>712430452
Nobody wants to play as an ugly fat fuck

>>712431992
Holy shit.
Its like the 2000s again...

Thank you Eve!

>>712432124
>that pic
fucking kek

>>712419662
This guy gets it, the original trilogy is still kino.

Dad of war is cringe wife approved garbage.

>>712419607 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/6f1xys.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rl4h2c.png
https://catbox.moe/c/0ukzsl

>>712419607 (OP)
>completely empties her ass all over Sony's most prestigious and sought after titles on day 1
But this isn't Helldivers 2

>>712431992
>>712431801
>>712432124
Fuck you 3dpd normalfag unvirgin swine
2d fiction eve ftw

>>712432283
You can appreciate hentai, 3D modeled characters, and IRL women simultaneously faggot.

Why enjoy only 1 kind of beauty?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
I played the demo, it's the most 5/10 game I've ever played. Is gook ass really the only thing you need for Hardcore Gamers to lose their shit?

>>712419607 (OP)
With denuvo. Sony needs denuvo in all of their chink games.

>>712432456
You have no soul. Go back to whatever FOTM zoomer garbage you "enjoy*

The music alone makes Stellar blade worth playing.

>>712432442
Normalfag newfag unvirgin swine

>>712420018
150K now

>>712432456
>demo
KWAB, played the most basic shit with no skills, knowing nothing about the story and never got to see the good coom stuff, good job tendieshitter.

>>712432124
text is unnecessary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VyeH5uteVk

>using Democrawler OST in a launch trailer

FINE I'LL BUY IT AGAIN AND THIS TIME I'LL FIX HER

>>712432573
There's no reason to play it over something like Nioh 2 other than installing pube or BLACKED underwear mods and masturbating in photo mode

>>712419607 (OP)
PC is the home of coomer games.

>>712427109
>liking atracctive women
>Odd sexual venneer
Who are this faggots and why are they not hanging from a treee yet?

I just busted a fat nut and now I'm no longer interested in the game. Is it actually worth playing?

>>712421772
You can google it bro

>>712425309
>procgen slop but sloppa

>>712433995
It's actually fun and well made, so yes.

>>712434545
You can? Let me know when you find it.

>>712424205
Call me brainlet, but I think that he meant the MAIN game is single player. Helldivers eis coop as its core.

>>712433995
I felt this way about FF7 rebirth but not Eve's game.

>>712419607 (OP)
Legit answer? Doro and because it is a good game
Just look at how many views the Doro DLC trailer got on Sony Youtube account

>>712427109
Lmao what a bunch of ploiticized contrarians fanatics

>>712423883
Make the characte look liek Eve, classic Lara or Cate Archer and next time it will be a success.
Simple as that. Stop fighting windmills

>>712429361
Nobody like unkempt women, except zoophile

>>712429465
>Remove the stellar character design and it would sell like any other western product not base on gigantic immortal IPs
yeah?

>>712430056
One day they will learn the hard way that what the audience don't want is THEIR female characters

>>712430136
Yeah, that's implied, anus

>>712430452
Given that by "pornstar" you mean "idealized 12/10 hot sex woman" , then yes, just deal with it. You live in a world that was always like that, is like that, and always will be,
It's a a YOU problem, and you are on the way out.

>>712419607 (OP)

This is how thirsty people are for attractive characters with decent game mechanics. People want it. They can't stand the grandstanding and lecturing woke shit.

>>712430569
Blame cultue/hobby invader. Everyone normal would like it to be the norm.
But for some reason woketards don't

>>712430807
>Tifa’s tits smaller
They made her uglier, asian, a stick and dressed her like a clown with black shit covering everything.

>>712430569
>these sorta culture war games
Have you ever pondered the notion that the game is not made to "own the wokies", and just made because they want to sell a product, not to preach?

>Empties her ass
Quite the mental image.

>>712420330
More importantly, why do YOU think all mods are porn.

You can't even fucking jump in the new GOW games. Why the hell would i play a god of war game with no air combos? I wouldn't, and I never fucking will.

>>712438307
So they gave away more than 400k copies for free?

>>712431920
for a while. Woketards' last bastion is our entertainment industry and they will use it to retaliate against normal people who want normality back.
As infiltrated as it was, it won't be purged that fast. It will happen tho, since there is no audience for their products and ideological investors will stop way before getting poor

>>712432004
An unsexy woman cannot be elegan. Elegance is also postue and movement, which is hot when is feminine.

>>712437616
this. Lmao they actually thought they were here to stay!

>>712437923
Yep, the opposite of woke is normality

>>712419607 (OP)
Stellar Blade is the lowest selling ps5 exclusive by a lot

>>712439432
>exclusive

>>712432759
STOP
THE
COUNT

>>712439490
Yes

>>712439432
What's the budget on the other nigger and homo slop in that list?
Nobody cares about your Jewish games anymore.

>>712439639
>Yes
Define "exclusve"

>>712439773
What does budget have to do with the popularity of the game with players? Stellar Blade even lost to Astro Bot despite it coming out way later in the year

>>712421501
Damn, and it's not even the weekend yet.

>>712425171
*extremely hung shota cock

>>712422795
Yes, mucus tends to build up on my fingers after I climax

>>712439873
Console exclusive

I don’t like playing as women, especially as some walking Asian sex doll. Why would I want to control some fuckmeat. Thats why I think I rather buy Pragmata instead. I play as a chad and the main girl is cuter than Kim stellar blade here

>>712439925
You need an update, anon. It's 180K+ right now.

>>712427910
Exactly this. It’s easy to outsell the on-rails Hollywood slop

>>712419607 (OP)
Scantily clad tits.

>>712439945
*tiny shota willy

>>712433995
Wait for 30 minutes and continue playing.

>>712419607 (OP)
God of war is a westoid game appeal westoid, whereas Stellar Blade is clearly a game appeal to Asian, with Chinese being the majority of Steam userbase now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>712440798
All china

>>712420018
And that's not even peak, it peaked at around 170k, insane.

>>712440798
Women's right have been set back 150 years by this event...

>>712440695
westoid making 20 usd/hour buys more games than asian making 2 usd/hour

>>712440695
>Hot babe doing cool action
Stellar Blade appeals to literlaly everyone except few mentally ill contrarians.

>>712439773
EA College Football was a huge hit cause the budget was around $30 million, way less than Dragon Age Veilguard lmao

>>712440695
This is also the best ported game to PC, it runs so smoothly.

>>712419643
And that's not a good thing... think of the insecurities this game will impose on young women...

>>712419607 (OP)
Sony fired the guy who funded Stellar Blade

>>712442017
Those who care this much are already insecure because of kpop idols or whatever. Most will stay unaffected.

>>712432215
>naked
Where's the fun in that? Give me upskirts, cute panties, and tightly wrapped booba

>>712423883
>Refundal

If you wanted that game to sell you shouldn't have made the protagonista literal 60-year-old granny you arrogant homosexuals.

>>712442017
>muh young women

Fuck them. If they aren't begging for my cock on their knees, they aren't insecure enough.

Even is extremely cute. I'm glad to see her game doing well

>>712425171
this guy gets it

>>712438307
>400k free keys given out
>they retained basically 0 players from that 400k
wew

>>712419607 (OP)
god of war fucking sucked
the stubborn refusal to pull the camera out of kratos's ass even though it makes no sense for the combat is emblematic of everything terrible about nugow.

>>712440078
I think there's some credence behind the "people just want it for the mods"
But 180k people? no way all of them are playing just for some coomer mods. Game is legit

>>712442729
>naked
>Where's the fun in that?
Happy pride month.

Isn't it literally just because there are significantly more Chinese users on steam now

>>712419607 (OP)
TUMMY

>>712444723
It got to 99k during NA hours.

>>712444884
NAVEL

>>712445049
Fucking Brave. Didn't pick up my file

>>712419867
>millions
you are brown

>>712419607 (OP)
God of War massively outsold Stellar Blade, anon.

>>712419662
>>712419643
its a mix between these two. GoW R was also really shitty and it feels like it was written by 20 different people. it also took a loved old character and pulled some reallly weird shit with him that while it might not be bad it didnt sit right with people who wanted to play a video game.

Stellar Blade is just gooner shit with decent enough combat, and honestly people want that.

>>712445142
MIDRIFF

>>712429306
Elden Ring is woke, anon. By every possible measure it is.

New God of War games are a fucking slog, that is why. Set aside the culture war horseshit for a moment. Let's just talk game play.
The first one is better, but I don't think I'll ever go back and replay it. There is way too much walking(rowing) and talking sections. The game play is fun, but also does not have the same "feel" as the old GoW games. Nothing has that over the top, high impact violence. Ragnarok takes everything shit about 2018 and turns it up to 11. Even MORE walking and talking, there are now multiple very large maps that are dotted with various things to collect/complete.

>>712445284
Not on pc it didn't.
And you know, PC is the future.
Eve is the future
Kratos is the past

>>712445421
There's really nothing narratively wrong with the new trilogy, it's just that its delivered with a downgrade in game mechanics. I bet that most people would be just fine with the new games if they played closer to the original trilogy.

>>712445749
>There's really nothing narratively wrong with the new trilogy
Do this world a favor and kill yourself.

>>712439432
>the lowest selling ps5 exclusive by a lot
>By a lot
No PS5 exclusive sold more than 3 million and Stellar blade and many other only sold 1 million
this shows the PS5 is a garbage console

>>712445306
>Stellar Blade is just gooner shit

I wish people stopped calling anything with hot girls "gooner shit". You're just adding to the fucked up prude culture that's been allowed to dominate discussion for a decade plus.

It's not goonshit, it's not goon material, it's not goon anything. It's a hot girl you'd like to fuck by putting your penis inside her. It's normal. Lack of it is the abnormal thing.

Bros... I've had severe yellow fever for the past month.
I can't cum to anything else. But anything with an Asian girl gets me going instantly. I even came to an Asian girl just saying she had a white bf (I'm white). There's no Asians where i live now. This is torture.
Oh and uhh what type of game is stellar blade anyhow? I've only seen pictures, no gameplay.

I want Eve to empty her ass into my mouth

>>712420962
You-ve never seen hairy japanese pussies? Literally can't see through that jungle.

>>712446183
>japanese

Like the other guy said, she's KOREAN. Not Japanese.
Also, pubic hair is gross and doesn't belong anywhere. Even men shouldn't have pubes.

>>712446459
Arr rook same
You seriously think koreans don't have hairy pussies? I've seen korean porn as well.

Is this really what gamers want?!?

>>712446057
You might have a point if you weren't talking about stellar blade.

Reminder that snoy saw the number of wishlists on steam and region locked the game so that it wouldn't utterly obliterate its ex-exclusives such as homorizon and goy of onions, which were never locked, not even temporarily.

>>712419607 (OP)
Nu God of War is a corny bait n switch.

This is not ok...

>>712446032
>I want my characters to be one-dimensional murderhobos with no changes in their motivations at all, even after they have achieved their stated goals!

That's lovely, dear. Now shoo, go play with the other kids.

>>712430452
Yeah but the issue is that pornstars are ugly as fuck

>>712423883
Maybe should've made a normal main character instead of this abomination virtually NO ONE but those 6691 CCU wants to play. Stellar Blade is extreme opposite so I'm not playing it as well, just give me fucking normal characters.

>>712446673
I think Shift Up managed to get the region locking removed.

>>712446057
The reason people call it gooner shit is because it serves no purpose other than to make peepee hard, which is not the primary function of a videogame.

There's no reason you cannot have that in a videogame, but if you do, prepare for it to be called gooner shit by virtue of that.

>>712446930
>"both sides are equally bad" fallacy

Stop.

>>712446734
No, the original gow was primitive and it was fine the way it was, because it wasn't about the narrative.
Ragnarok however has a marvel narrative and Kratos is now basically a marvel superhero.

Aka, it's retarded slop. And the original creator said as much.
No matter how much you seethe, that reality will never change. What you like narratively is just shit, and it's for shitheads.

>can't even hit 200k
끝났어

>>712420681
holy shit mindbroken xister even uses THATWIZARDGAME to cope
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/2aJ_ibbS3HS8uf3YSwQWAQ/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/cTmPMV06yW7_eUbz7DJP2w/

Who got destroyed? GoW 2018 sold 23 million units and Ragnarok 15 million. And those Ragnarok numbers are just on PS5 (Stellar Blade has also been on it and sold just 1 million)

God of War should've stayed an action game
>we must be better men. it's not my business what your mom did before I met her.
i remember what Kratos did before he met her, he fukken killed shit. within 3 minutes you were killing shit in original GoW, meanwhile you have a 90 minute intro where you row a boat down a river and listen to a woman nag you in nuGoW

>>712445749
Thor was killed off by Odin in the most safe for TV way possible.
Odin was killed by being turned into a marble and then smashed by a homosexual dwarf.
Both of the games "feel" like they were written with the idea it being easy to translate to a show/movie series. They don't "feel" like God of War games. That is one of the other problems, people wanted a short action packed game where you rip through mythology. People want big, over the top, ultra violent kills for the bosses. Not Kratos waddling down another path while some women/kid/head yammer on about something for hours with actual game play interrupting the talking once in a while.

>>712440984
Actually about 40% china. They also seem to like it less than the english speakers.

>>712447067
I wouldn't mind the gooks making an unashamed masturbation aid if the game was actually good, but it isn't. Laughable story and writing, mediocre derivative gameplay, there's nothing to discuss except the hot abbes in tight bodysuits for a reason.

>>712447184
>And those Ragnarok numbers are just on PS5
Well yeah, it flopped on pc.
Same people who buy fifa and nba every year buy it now.

How good is this game with KB+M?

>>712447321
Well seems like there being a hot babe saves the game then eh. If there was just a normal looking character, no one would care.
You're contradicting yourself, clown.

>>712447286
Chinese Steam users don't leave reviews often, statistically less often than other countries. Every tracker shows 70% Chinese players

>>712447067
No, you don't get it, I love segs in my games, I just don't like plastic k-pop mannequins, and Eve is way too plastic and k-pop-ish. She's the worst character in her own game, give me playable Lily and I'll play the game.

>>712420330
>dumbass consoletard thinks there are more porn mods than functionality, graphical, UI, performance, control, and content mods

>>712420681
Jesus Christ, Wilds fell off so hard.

>>712447472
I'm not the poster you were replying to, I just hijacked the chain.
>If there was just a normal looking character, no one would care.
Yes. It would have been in the same pile with dozens of forgettable 5/10 action games from the 360/PS3 era

>>712442017
as if instagram isn't already doing that 1000x you fucking retard holy shit

>>712447548
For Stellar Blade specifically, most mods are outfits and photo mode shit indeed, because that's the game's appeal.

resetera status over this?

>>712447108
>It wasn't about the narrative

Then why are you defending the narrative of the originals? I already conceded that the gameplay is the real problem of the new GoW games, but there's really nothing wrong with the story they tell. And of course the creator is going to shit on anything he wasn't involved with. That, or he is the kind of caveman brain retard that I illustrated with the earlier greentext.

>Kratos is now a marvel superhero
What do you mean? He's just a god again now, just like he was between the first and second game.

>>712420068
exclusive?

>>712446172
As soon as I saw the ass dumping I knew this post was going to created here.

>>712447759
thread locked

>>712447776
Do you have mental illness or something?
I never defended the narrative of og trilogy, i said ragnarok was trash because of its narrative, 2018 is my favorite gow game.

No, Kratos now is a marvel character, just listen to his dialogue with mimir about Atreus knowing or not knowing something about sex. Another example when Mimir talks about a nation of poets being ravaged by barbarians, instead of commenting about how obviously a nation of retarded poets sucking each others dicks isn't fit to exist in the world because their weak, Kratos just takes Mimir's take as a correct one, it is implicit in the narrative. He didn't just just fix his rage issues, he's now a liberal, and follows liberal moral framework.
That's his vibe now. And raganrok story is absolute indefensible trash, it's even worse than its narrative.

>>712420018
>This is what happens when gamers get what they want
>Barely beating the concurrent player count of GTA 5, a decade old game

>>712448098
I see, same as gamingcirclejerk, quietly seething, powerless in their irrelevancy

>>712421528
This proves console owners are gay

This is a HUGE blow to the trans community

>>712444574
Go back to sniffing glue. Maybe you'll develop better taste.

>>712446631
which is normal and done right
>>712447019
I don't need a specific reason to design something the right way. it's called catering to nromal people.
Not making it is abnormal

>>712448639
>quietly seething
not entirely, anons posted screenshots from there from their seethe over SB success

>>712448747
big win for small brown community

>>712448496
Seeing a people embracing art and culture and calling them weak for that is an edgy teenager mindset. Is that really what you want Kratos to be, an edgy teenager in the body of a grown ass man?

>>712448902
I already wished you a happy pride month, what more do you want? You faggots are never happy no matter how much you get
Sigh

>>712448954
>which is normal and done right
No it's fucking not lmao, unless you're in gookland

>>712446930
Eve IS a normal character and should be the default. Always was and always will be. You frame of reference, aka the woke bubble, is wrong and abnormal

>>712419643
If sex is so good, why don't we have Sex 2 yet?

>>712419607 (OP)
God of War sucks now.
GoW3 was the last good game, and God of Boi is just ok.
Fuck Ragarcuck

>>712448954
I've got a newshflash for you, buddy. Normal people do not expect softcore porn in all of the media they consume.

>>712447538
Nobdy cares about your korea=bad hateboner

>>712449119
Your mom is doing the closed beta testing right now.

>>712449038
You aren't embracing art and culture, yo uare just bastardizing something. And that couldn't be more anti-artistic

go make your own characters "deep"

>>712431912
tragic that they weren't happy to just have it be legs all the way up, they modeled a microass just to humililate you

>>712449038
A nation of poets isn't a nation that embraces art and culture, there are many types of culture, there are masculine cultures. A nation of poets very much means emasculated nation of faggots, obviously it is weak. Teenagers probably agree with this take, and Hitler liked dogs, that's just how it goes.
You're just a basic bitch liberal with same old libels. I hope one day you witness Muslims raping women in your life, and get erect. Kratos is not real, you will never deceive strong men into protecting your faggot ass.
Cheers.

>>712437816
is right tifa fanart? her face looks so much better
ff7 women look like aliens

>>712449343
I was referring to the in-game mention of a culture of poets, not this retarded culture war you seem to be intent on engaging in.

>>712449173
Normal people expect hot sexy ideal looking people in all their media, always had, always will.
What normal people don't do is calling this normal universal eternal fact "softcore porn"

>>712419607 (OP)
Photo mode mod that stops Eve from disappearing when you get too close with the camera when?

>>712449474
It's YOUR culture war, and you can't pretend you had nothing to do with it now that you are losding it that bad.
The opposite of woke is normality

Will Snoy continue to ignore this franchise over their woke ones?

Surprised they haven't bothered to shill anything, someone in Commiefornia is butthurt and they're giving this game the silent treatment.

>>712419607 (OP)
the irony is that this game is ''similar'' to nier where you have a sex goddess as protagonist but the plot isnt about that and it's pretty good, coomers will play because of sexo but will be left surprised

>>712449531
Being ideal looking and dressing in a way that would make a hooker blush are two different things, bucko. You can have attractive characters without having to present them as fuckdolls.

And I am not telling you to look at porn. You can enjoy games like Stellar Blade for all I care. Just don't be surprised when you get called a cumbrain for it.

>>712448098
>thread locked

>>712449531
This comic is the product of a schizoid mentalist. Drink water

>>712446459
>pubic hair is gross and doesn't belong anywhere
faggot

>>712449760
Woketards are losing and entertainment is their last bastion. They will obviously try retarliating against normal people making more brown gayshit, kicking and screaming. But then they will starve and be purged

>>712445392
a genuine retardditor, out in the wild
amazing

>>712419607 (OP)
>game sold better on pc than on console
And this is why everyone is bending over backwards to please us

>>712420681
>>712447149
>a fucking ~dozen posts just today
god damn this indian street shitter is going nuclear over a fucking video game, holy fucking lmao

>>712449825
That's just a YOU problem, puritan. Nobody cares about YOU made up standards of modesty and decency.
You call normal peopel enjoying normal stuff with buzzwords and all you will accomplish is being identified as a mentally ill mongrel

>>712449975
Struck a nerve uh, redditard?

Steam chart niggers, trannys and vidya journalists eternally BTFO

>>712430452
>pornstars
Don't you mean sex workers?
That's very offensive you know?
And even then, why is that a problem to begin with? Sexworking is freeing and noble profession, after all

I'll play (pirate) the game only if there's a mod that makes the MC chick naked and pregnant

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1l985pf/stellar_blade_pc_launch_trailer/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1l9mjpr/stellar_blade_has_already_outperformed_every/
Why do redditors seethe so hard at this game?

>>712450789
All the top comments are praising the game retard.

>>712450698
#Sexworkiswork

>>712419662
This

>>712449975
Redditor here. The comic is a response to the fact reddit tags basically anything with a woman in it as NSFW

reminder that being aroused by someone else's content makes you a literal cuck.

>>712439357
>4chan is normal

>>712450789
>Why do redditors seethe so hard at this game?
Because it caters to normal people.
There is nothing they hate more than normal people having access to stuff that isn't their propaganda

>>712419643
So if Kratos was skill a huge bara his game would sell more though?

>>712451237
You aren't very good at it uh?

>>712422765
I'm already a father, I own a house, multiple cars, and have a business.
It I want to kill people in video games I can and should be allowed to do so while looking at titties bounce.

any site that sell rental account and also accept paypal?
All I see is russian sites and they only accept money landry-able transfer methods.

>>712451375
To gays, which aren't an audience, and it's mutually exlusive with straight people. So no.
But if all women in the game loked like scantly clad top model with big tits? (and no faggy "muh deep narrative)
yes, definitely

going under the premise that the game wouldn't be ostracized by media like stellar blade, but publicized as the new best shit

>>712450789
2024 election made me realize reddit is 80-90% normal people, and the rest are paid actors + bots + a smaller subset of terminally online ideological crusaders who do it for free.

>>712451463
You and literally 99% of people

10 copies of Stellar Blade please

why not cuhrazy combat? why of all the combat systems out there pick shitsouls?

she looks like a teenage girl

>>712449531
the breasted girl would fug the reddit guy

>>712430452
So you call every pretty woman a pornstar? Neck yourself biggot!

is this for troons ?

>>712447538
Bros where's my Lily to cuddle...

>>712419607 (OP)
But its a flop tho

we need sex mods. NOW.

Tradcucks and Trannies need to jump off a bridge together

>>712449206
Apparently (you) care.

>>712453065
>negative cultural progression since Bayonetta 1
they larp so hard it circles back

>>712434545
No one uses google anymore just ask an ai make sure its a local model.

>>712425379
marketing budgeting is never included in the regular budget advertised, called production budget. it is its own separate thing by people that got nothing to do with the game and not even from the developers company

>>712453065
>literal NPC-tier response of "muh porn" got ~50k likes
Twittard drones have no self-awareness at all lmao

>>712433995
>doesn't like looking at women after he cums
broken brain

never played this game but how do you call the Lily face type? she looks super cute

>>712419607 (OP)
Sex.

stellar blade is cool but the game just has 0 replayability to me. playing ng+ to get all the costumes almost made me go insane last year. I'd much rather start another playthrough of ds3 or lies of p. Also points of no return are fucking retarded

>>712450483
See, the girl in your webm is wearing completely regular clothing. Nothing wrong with that.

It would be gooning material if she was wearing something along the lines of the outfit in the OP.

>>712430782
fags are only a small audience. You need mass appeal to sell games with sex

>>712419643
the game is completely sexless to an almost robotic degree. beauty and sex are 2 distinct different things. BG3 on the other hand...

>>712453927
daughterwife

>>712419643
just watch porn

>>712454006
Yeah locking everything once you head out to Eidos 9 and Spire 4 was fucking dumb

>>712444574
Retard take, tantalizing nudity sticks around way longer than just straight nudity. Why do you think there's a massive industry around lingerie and similar clothing? The point is about hinting at what's to come.

>>712446152
This, but I do live in an area with a high asian population I just have severe autism.

>>712420018
>99K players
It was 690K on PS5.

>>712451224
Everyone else's content is my content though desu, even your post was made by me.

Its as simple as making an appealing character. Male or female, make your character appealing.
Do you think anyone would have given a shit about DMC if Dante didn't look like this?
That's all you gotta do, ITS THAT SIMPLE.

>>712419607 (OP)
It's a good game

>>712445392
You aren't using any metric or even imperial measures to determine this, you stupid faggot.

>>712449030
funny how ALWAYS the lgbt community from 4chan always falls back to racism when they get insulted lmao. ain’t you guys the little precious good guys that have it rough all the time while being so gentle and mentally healthy and need to be protected? kill yourself you demented freak

>>712451375
>>712430782
What is attractive to homosexuals is repulsive to everyone else, and GoW would do much worse.

>>712454460
Sony didn't want this game to succeed, they wanted to make money from shit like Concord

How does having a huge rack and giant ass increase the combat capabilities of an android?

>>712454673
Appealing is a subjective quality, though. What appeals to one does not appeal to another.

It is a safe bet to go with conventionally attractive characters for playable characters but I feel like if ALL characters, including NPCs, are conventionally attractive, it gives the game world a kind of utopian quality that makes it hard to get into. All-encompassing perfection is uncanny to most people, after all.

>>712419607 (OP)
guys, whats the practical use of the vagina lights?

>>712454965
Enhances the D.O.R.O.

>>712451375
GoW sold because people liked the violence, and it had topless women and sex minigames

>>712454965
>dude this is so unrealistic
someone post the pasta

>>712454965
it just does, ok?
t. humans who builds these androids

>>712420762
why do combat droids have to look sexy and pretty?

>>712454965
Better mass distribution = betrer balance = better agility in combat = (You) are retarded nigger

>>712420681
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/cTmPMV06yW7_eUbz7DJP2w/

>>712446612
Shiny

>>712421528
It's 2 million, not 1 million.

Today is a good day for gamers every where

>>712454965
>Why isn't this rare android fighting weird mutated monsters in a post apocalyptic world not realistic enough

>>712427464
Those all say "this is a good game but points off for making Eve too sexy".

>>712455876
Is this in-game?

>>712455959
thats something i whipped up in photo mode pretty quickly last year, i'm sure someone else can do better

>>712431992
Hate this chick's face.

IT seems like the game is doing well in Asia but like in the west it is getting mogged by the new Dune game.

>>712432124
>ruins it with a caption explaining it

>>712433995
yes

>>712456107
>westerners would rather play a survival crafting mmo piece of shit, as opposed to a single play action game that actually requires skill
Not surprising in the least, really

>>712456107
Wait for the weekend, us burgers need our paychecks

>>712449173
What "softcore porn" is there in the game? She has a swimsuit outfit? She has a skirt in an outfit? There's plenty of outfits to choose from, pick a t-shirt and jeans if that's what you must have, she has one.

does she have a hairstyle with a short bob or loose hair instead of the weird ass 10 ft ponytail?

>>712449173
Normalfag opinions are irrelevant

>>712419607 (OP)
was expecting nier gameplay but feels like playing a souls game

>>712449825
>dressing in a way
Pick a more modest outfit. There's about sixty to choose from.

>>712456321
listen to memory tower and signal from the colony bro

>>712456605
You can shorten or turn off the pony tail in the gameplay section of the options menu. yes there are bob cuts later in the game

>It's the most popular thing on PC so this means it beats all of the Playstation exclusives

This is why it's hard to share the internet with Gen Z and later. They just grab data, and manipulate it into telling a fake story.

>>712419643
but who's buying?

>>712456829
isnt that just the other female npc characters haircut copy and pasted?

>>712420018
>sells at 1/10th the rate of other games on the playstation itself
>BUT OUR PEECEEE NUMBERS

lol

>>712445392
In case you aren't baiting you understand that virtually every mythos and religion has SOME gayness in it? It doesn't make it "woke" when like one god or monster is gay.

>>712454959
>they wanted to make money from shit like Concord
You mean Jimbo and Herman, they were even talking like they would bring it back but probably got an angry call from Kenichiro.
Ironic how Concord is the kind of skinner box shit PC fags were asking for last gen (hence being day and date) and now they want all the the "niche", "one and done" games they tried to FUD to extinction.

>>712456936
no, thats one of like a dozen hair cuts she has, and they each have 4 colors. this is literally 2B's hair cut but the ones that aren't DLC are all just for her

>>712425379
Spider-Man 2 had a production budget of 315 million.

>>712456507
>>712456741
But that's not the intended experience, is it? You'd be intellectually dishonest if you claimed it was.

The game is very clearly designed to highlight Eve's body to no end other than making the pp the big pp. And that is the mission statement of porn, too.

>>712453927
heart shaped face

>>712432801
>>712419979
>snoy falseflagging

Because god of war went from an action brawler to a glorified cinematic escort quest.

>>712456781
I just thought the gif was sort of in time with it. I like the Wasteland theme a lot.

Any mods that look like this yet?

>>712423883
The forced space horror movie sections that break up every other level made me not want to play it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpPOVCp39c
This one reminds me of Witcher 3

>>712457067
>But that's not the intended experience
They gave you sixty outfits. Pick one.

>>712439916
>What does budget have to do with the popularity of the game with players?
Marketing? Are you retarded? If a company spends 200 million on developing a game it NEEDS to sell like hotcakes. Also, normies buy anything that's trending.

i boughtered

Or like this?

>>712419643
hell yeah

Did i miss something? I thought stellar blade was a moderately popular game. I didn’t expect that many players, game is good but i picked the retarded ending that locks you out of the true one and it sent me to new game+ which pissed me off.

>>712457303
The default outfit is a skintight bodysuit with vagina lights. That is the creators vision for Eve.

>complete edition still expensive as fuck even on the most scummy keysites
sigh

biggest fucking shill campaign on this site in years

Where are the mods that give eve a flat chest and ass?

>>712457431
>uh....the other fifty nine outfits don't count!

>>712457460
Did you miss E33?

>>712457431
>literally give more modest costumes if that is what he wants
>complains about the existence of sexier costumes

So does this put Even in the same pantheon as 2B?

>>712457460
>>712457534
Fuck off retard

>>712457460
Did you say this about Expedition 33? Kingdom Come 2? Ass creed?
Or are you just a seething faggot that literally came here from tumblr, like your image?

>>712447019
>The reason people call it gooner shit is because it serves no purpose other than to make peepee hard
I think the action combat and enemy design is some of the best I've experienced, how's that "goonshit"?

>>712457429
Its to own the libtards, 60% of those who bought it on pc will never beat the game

>>712456287
I didn't play it myself but there was a pretty big youtuber who said the game was quite stupidly padded out with filler shit easy puzzles
>>712456405
maybe

>sometimes browse a page or two through the global Nexusmods mods
>see a Stellar Blade splash screen mod featuring straight up dicksucking as its thumbnail

It's one thing to host softcore on NMM, but I shall never understand why they allow straight up full frontal sex there. Plus people are treating Nexus like it's a porn booru website.

>>712457585
In terms of popularity? No. Automata was a anomaly, that game is at 9 million copies.

>>712446183
jomon blood

>>712457490
>>712457569
Again, it's not that you can't choose other outfits, it's that those outfits are not what the creator wanted to present to you, at least as your first impression of the character.

The intent behind Eve is for her to be arousing to look at. The fact that you can then make her wear something more pragmatic does not erase this intent.

>>712457701
Nah, stellar blade is doing very well in Asia specifically. The demo numbers were quite low when it was just for the west. Despite the memes, the east has some pretty harsh censorship laws (China/Korea especially)

>>712457585
Honestly I'd say no. 2B has an iconic design thats instantly recognizable, Eve has 100 outfits and varying hair styles. Shes certainly one of the sexiest females in recent vidya, but she doesn't pass the silhouette test. Hopefully they can give her something truly iconic in the sequel, right now shes a barbie doll you kill people with

>>712457067
>But that's not the intended experience, is it?
The intended experience insofar as the customization is whatever you want it to be.
Pick a more modest outfit and your whole rationale dies.

>>712457821
>>Again, it's not that you can't choose other outfits
Yes it is. Now shut up.

>>712457821
>making your main character hot...is porn!

>>712457735
>I get my opinions from youtubers

>>712457821
>The intent behind Eve is for her to be arousing to look at.
Good
It's nice looking at nice things, I consider it a bonus

Is Olímpio ok? I remember seeing him crash out over this on the fagmitsu threads.

>>712457585
Currently no. We'll see in a couple years, but I do think the potential is there.

>>712449173
>>712449061
normalfags loved game of thrones, that had literal incest, rape, and all kind of shit involving hot, young, and pretty actresses.
Nothing in stellar blade is nearly as fucking pornographic as shit on Game of Thrones.
The ONLY reason you shit on it is because it's eastern.

Meanwhile, BG3 has literal assfucking and you're all YAASSS QUEEN SLAY.

>>712457821
>game gives you an extensive customization with many outfits, hairstyles and colors, and even things like earrings and sunglasses
>this doesn't count as "intent" because uh....reasons

>>712457821
>The intent behind Eve is for her to be arousing to look at
So?

>>712457585
Nah. 2b has sovl

>>712457989
I think the real reason why stellar blade is getting shit on is because of the perception of vapidity it has. Non-Extroverted Sensation types and I guess Extroverted Feeling types expect a bit more from the media they consume.

>>712446057
>>712449173
>>712457067
>>712457431
>>712457821
Explain why what you're categorizing as "gooner shit" is even a bad thing
This is a complete game, all the customization being the way it is is simply an appealing aesthetic on top. What's negative about that and why should I adhere to the negative connotation?

>>712458056
What is the intent behind porn, anon?

>>712458130
A game being shallow doesn't make it porn.
Having literal sex is infinitely closer to porn than just an attractive woman.

ResetEra status?

>>712458256
Oh fuck off

>>712449467
It's Tifa from Dissidia.

>>712458256
What is the intent behind the sex in BG3 and the various nude and sex scenes in game of thrones?

>>712457735
The average youtuber is a leftist cuck that whores out for big name companies to sustain their "youtube career" aka avoiding to have to make a job application.

>>712458256
Jewish subversion

>>712455628
THIS SEXY RUSSIAN ROBOT
SLAV ROBOT
SUPERIOR TO ALL, COMRADE

any mods that give her saggy banana tits without modifying her ass?

>>712458256
>if your character is attractive....it's porn!

>>712419927
Those are better than sex.

>>712458407
how does the meme go? "he looks like me... h-he's built like me... i... thank you..."
>>712458056
isnt that the intent for all women?

>>712458256
>Baldur's Gate 3 has nude sex scenes in it and the ability to strip all characters fully naked at any time complete with rendered genitals.
>Stellar Blade has a...tight outfit.
Strange that you're claiming Stellar Blade is "porn".

>>712458278
I never called it porn I just said it was seen as shallow.

this is genuinely depressing to me. Can't believe gooners get off to this shit

>>712454965
She's a biblical metaphor for the perfect woman. Your angel, and your devil.

>>712457351
Why does anyone jump off bridges?
Yes, it CAN* kill you instantly but a good portion of people also get their asshole destroyed the water pressure or their legs get pugged in silt like tent pegs and they drown.

>>712458256
To cater to a ever increasing market of men who can't get their natural sexual needs met because their wife is fat and/or isn't putting out or because they have no luck in landing a woman because of our increasingly hypergamous sexual market place.

The seethe and utter psychic damage this game has caused is so rich, it's like a fine wine you have to savor for all the subtle flavors

>>712457989
>>712458378
>>712458580

What is this weird assumption that I do not also resent BG3 for its perversion? Because I do.

Why is there a whole thread built off of something that is blatantly untrue? God of War massively outsold Stellar Blade. Is the new thing around here now just to say things that are objectively untrue, while many others parrot and go along with it?

>>712458646
right? Personally I get off to the actual sex scene between the big strong druid and my waifu Shadowheart while I sit there watching!

>>712420018
Just wait and see when Bloodborne comes to PC.

>>712458834
kill yourself /qa/newnigger

>>712423883
You're right. Returnal is one of the best games I played this generation, but because the main character was not some gigantic titted gigantic assed flopping around and instead of an older, uglyish woman it was completely ignored.

Maybe the devs should just learn to sex does sell and just go all out in doing that. Returnal is one of the most fun games I've played in recent years and it genuinely left a lasting impression on me.

Cans will be found and steam player counts will rise until resetera morale craters completely

>>712458834
God of War has had several games come out for it.
No shit it's going to outsell a single game

>>712458825
Love me a good corpse dancing thread. RIP wokeslop troons.

>>712458828
So you're just a retarded puritan who has no idea what is porn?
You started appealing to normalfags saying "Normalfags don't play """softcore porn""" " and yet normalfags clearly love actual softcore sex scenes in their games and series and movies.

Why have I not seen a single webm of this game that is not coomerbait?

>>712420018
I hope the take the hint and release Bloodborne on Pc. And Bloodborne Kart ofc

>>712458834
It had a high level of concurrent players because Asians bought the game. Westerners ignored it, so it's not like it's going to be a major vibe shift or anything in the gaming market. You'll need to back something else for that to happen.

>>712458915
NNNOOOO NOT THE CANS

>>712454436
>>712449039

>>712459030
I honestly don't think I've ever seen a webm of any gameplay posted here before and I've seen a lot of threads about this game. Every single time it's just the characters ass / tits shaking around in different outfits.

Shit seems no different than a dress up game but for men.

>>712458986
>People who watch primetime TV and play games where you fuck bears or drool over a grey alien in makeup wearing a wetsuit
>Normal

Actual normalcy is rare in the world we currently live in. The vast majority of people are degenerates to varying degree.

>>712459185
Oh shut up already
Your routine is tired

>>712459228
Isn't the bear fucking scene supposed to be comedic? I think a lot of the shit that stellar blade gets is because it's artless.

>>712459228
>trying to goalpostshift the actual real word normal
bro just take the L

>>712459309
No it isn't.

>>712457585
no, but she is absolutely better than 2b

>>712459346
People used to be completely different only a few decades ago. You can say that what is happening today is "normal" because most people partake in the debauchery, but I will never accept it as normalcy.

>>712425226
Kek. M&m 6 portraits are pure soul

>>712459251
Feel free to prove me wrong and post some of the incredible gameplay that this game has that is definitely the reason people play it and not because the character has tits and ass flopping around.

Fuck you for reminding me of 2B... Now I have to go and replay that shit.

>>712459549
Yeah yeah dude, this is where you go "that's it?" or make up some bullshit when someone posts gameplay clips, if you even respond at all.

>>712458720
who the fuck knows what suicidal people think, i doubt anything rational, at the least.

OK but where da mods at?

>>712459030
because whilst the gameplay is great, the ass is even better.

Fuck off with that chinkshit

>>712419607 (OP)
Gamers want to cum inside her.
The desire to cum gets men to open up their wallets. Simple as. Every game would be better if it tickles your dick on top of being a good game.

>>712459645
I'm not even lying when I say I've never even see anyone post gameplay clips of this game here. Never, not once. There's a reason for that I guess, this is a shitty, mediocre ass game that sells well because coomers like you get a boner when you see the mediocre retarded looking anime bitch's retarded face with jiggling tits and ass. Fucking gooners.

I mean look at this garbage, I know the exact type of anime wanker losers that think this shit looks good lol
>>712459412

>>712459928
its not chinese its korean lol, I don't think Korea has ever made a good video game

>>712423297
>>712437060
Dumb tranny.

>>712458915
>comb every area as hard as I can
>at the end of the game
>33 cans found

>>712449038
You only think that because you live in 2025 america not greece or scandinavia in antiquity

>>712461136
You can get a drone upgrade that hums in the haptics when there's a can in the area

>>712461584
You mean the same greece that dove deep into philosophy and the arts?