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>fake retro /co/ shit
Those animations are way better than any retro game I haven't already played.
>fake retro Zelda clone
I played Zelda already.
>zoomers
I'm 29 years old.
>paying for flash games
So? Is there a point you're making?
>deckbuilding roguelike
Yeah, but it's Pokemon, which I think unironically benefits from being a roguelike. Think about it, Pokemon games suck because they are extremely linear, have a lot of needless freedom with endless choices that ultimately don't matter, have a really boring story that is constantly rearing its ugly head, and are too padded out. A roguelike can fix all that.
>fake retro FPS
It's more like a mix of Arx Fatalis and Thief that apparently has a very Hollow Knight inspired level design. And I already beat Thief 1 and Thief 2 and Arx Fatalis. And no, I'm not gonna waste my time with mods.
>generic twinstick shooter
It doesn't look generic at all, retard. Neither in concept and most certainly not in execution.
>hey at least it's not a fake retro game, it's just some woke platformer with a woman MC who looks like a man
Muh woke!!!!! Shut the fuck up.
Just because you stopped being able to enjoy games and are permanently stuck in a nostalgia pit where you can only enjoy what you enjoyed when you were a carefree kid doesn't mean that it's my problem.
