We can't stop winning

>>712425614 (OP)
almost as many as Farm Simulator, woo hoo!

Mods, remove chart threads pls.

>>712425614 (OP)
NOOO STOP PLAYING THIS. REAL TRANS LIVES ARE AT STEAK

>>712425725
>>712425691

>>712425614 (OP)
Stellar Blade proves everything should be on PC.

sales before the PC port
>Ghost of Tsushima – 9.73 million
>God of War – 19.5 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man – 20+ million
>Horizon Zero Dawn – 10+ million
>Horizon Forbidden West – 8.4 million
>The Last of Us Part I – 20+ million
>God of War Ragnarok – 15 million
>The Last of Us Part II – 10+ million
>Marvel's Spider-Man 2 – 11 million
>Days Gone – 8 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man Miles Morales – 10+ million
>Stellar Blade – 1 million

it's still a flop by Sony standards

>>712425997
>it didn't sell as much as Spiderman
Pack it up boys

Eve and Chuds won.

>>712425614 (OP)

>We

>>712426395
SB just hit 110k, gonna surpass farming simulator soon anon.

>>712425614 (OP)
>50% of what 20 yo game did
>somehow a win
that's just 15K over DAV and /v/ celebrated DAV being a fail of all time

>>712426438
what an achievement

Did anyone actually except these numbers? 110k (still rising) on the first day is crazy

>>712426224
>>it didn't sell as much as Spiderman
Yet

>>712426454
wait for weekend at peak asian hours anon and then seethe. screencap this. we will get above 216k players by end of week.

Would have been 200k by now if they removed Denuvo

>>712425691
you simply had to go and dun it

>>712426475
Why are you seething for a game being popular apparently ?

>>712426495
85% of the owners are from China
The game should peak in about 2-3 hours and then the numbers will go down until tomorrow

>>712426475
Stay mad! :3

>>712426475
>>712425691
And yet wokeflops like ACS abd DAV couldn't manage even that while being brand new AAAA games released day one on steam

>>712426557
I would be there for sure

>>712426395
>>712426475
I'll make a thread just for you when we hit that milestone too

>>712426683
based anon.

>>712425997
>counts lifetime totals of other games
>counts first month of sales for stellar blade

>>712426721
I'd do everything for you, baby.

>>712426583
Thats because steam is a chinese platform, you make it sound nefarious

>>712425825
>snoyposting

>>712426826
Stellar Blade didn't sell more than 1.3M as of June 2025

>>712426890
Pull those pants down baby boy, and start doing it for mommy Eve.

>>712426531
>they'll say it's a fake body
>posts a girl pic with layers ontop of layers of photoshop and the girl's look is a result of countless operations
>best part, the render result is nothing like the model
kinda a retarded way of trying to prove it's not a fake body
which it totally is, specifically awful uncanny valley hips so eve does nothing for me

>>712427143
words words words. seethe. eve won. 110k players and counting.

>>712425997
this guy has been browsing the catalogue for 6 hours now posting his image in every SB thread he sees, he's seething HARD

>>712427240
113k now

Goon won
Woke lost

>>712427140
I already did it 3 times just today

I hope you realize this is going to increase violence against women.

>>712427393
Again. Mommy demands it.

>>712427240
WOW unbelievable numbers!!!
almost stalker 2 level!!!!11
that one game that was available for free day 1 on gamepass

truly a total chingchong win

116k now.

>>712427505
116k now anon. are you trembling? 150k soon.

>>712427487
I'm not asking much here, but you need to help me out some, mommy

>>712427607
man she's hot

>>712427636
>>712427693

>>712427636

>>712427876
AWOOOGA

>>712427782
>>712427876
Continue...

>>712427636
>>712427876

>>712427636
>>712427937

>>712427937
>>712427935

>120k
WHAT

>>712427935
>>712427937
>>712428067

>>712428070
Asia prime hours

help

>>712427937
You're so pathetic gooning to Eve, anon...

>>712428109
FUCK more like this

>yfw DEI devs are getting the ropes ready
Its never been more over for them.
Welcome back boys, we're going back to the golden age

>>712428182
Spraying your sticky stuff for Eve.

>>712428171
>"pathetic" gooning to prime 10/10 masterly crafted video game girl
What exactly is pathetic about that?

>>712425997
Tranny on suicide watch

>>712428245
Not yet, mommy. I'm enjoying this too much

>>712428307
It's okay, take your time. Mommy Eve's here for you.

>>712425614 (OP)
I love that none of the big streamers are playing it, they are showing how little they actually matter.

>>712425997
Pcgods I'm sure we can buy the game 10 million times

yeah but how's the gameplay

>>712428363
Asmon Will play it

>official eve/raven/lily porn models soon
Can't wait to see them horse'd

>>712428307
Give it your all. Give Eve all you got. She wants it. She needs it.

>>712425997
not because you call every game woke it make it woke

>>712428472
>glasses
Ruined

>>712428245
>>712428351
>>712428307
>>712428472
can you fags just take it to discord or something?
every time with this cringe erp
you are both men

>>712428395
gameplay? *nuts*

Post Eve ass

>>712428510
thats the best part
>>712428505

>>712428363
They like to pretend they are the key to success, and companies have to pay them to stream games. Ubisoft paid Hassan Piker 30k to stream the game ACS, and FF7R paid max dood a stack of cash too.

Pathetic.

>>712428395
Pretty good actually. Only complaint is some of the button mapings, but not sure if I wanna go through the trouble of remaping just yet. I don't seem to be able to press l1 fast enough for parrying some combos.

>>712428307

I want it to get at least 150k, it's about sending a message.

way fucking harder than Raven

>>712425691
And it isn't even the weekend yet!

>>712428683

>>712428746
>>712428307

>>712428554
You know it's funny. Those arguments about how Eve isn't aware of her own sexiness and she's just an object for gamers to pose or whatever, but the majority of screenshots anons post create a composition/scene where she is aware and in control of said sexiness
Which is to say, by the own logic of the people disparaging the game for not giving Eve enough of an activate personality in the fanservice, the players themselves do it already. Wouldn't that indicate, that at least on a subconscious level, the players aren't as misogynistic as claimed and actually want a woman that is an active and willing participate in the lewdness?
Just food for thought I suppose.

>>712428307
Why so silent? Did you... do it? For Eve?

>>712428883
shut the fuck up already

It is increasing super fast again. Just jumped 2k in five minutes. We are going to 150k today and 200k during weekends

>>712429019
Don't be mad, anon.

>>712429119

NOOOOOO THIS INCEL SOFTWARE WAS MEANT TO FLOP WHAT IS HAPPENING SISTERS THE NUMBER KEEPS GOING UP

>>712428351
>>712428472
>>712428683
>>712428795
>>712428883
>>712429119
I don't think I can hold it much longer, mommy

>>712426395
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712429246
Go ahead. You can do it.

Have you guys ever been with an asian from asia? They are great.

>>712429326
>1 shot
>2 shot
Is this about what I think it is about?

STOP THE COUNT

>>712429246
No, you MUST do it. For Eve.

>>712429326
you get to shoot her?

>>712429297
>>712429410
So close...

>>712429524
Give it your all.

>>712429524
Hot and sticky. For Eve.

>>712429550
Watch out, mommy. Here I come

>>712429650
Good boy. You're making mommy Eve proud.

Holy cringe
Just imagine two adult men typing this shit unironically

>>712429783
I look like this.

>>712429783
These are the types of creatures that champion this gookslop.

Whats exp 33?

131k hit. Well, I guess it's beating Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 today. The people have spoken. They love Stellar Blade.

>>712429864
Billions must shoot goo for Eve.

>>712429783
>Tranny mad because he cut off his dick

kek

>>712429864
>gookslop
lmao you are STILL here, schizo? haven't you necked yourself already after you saw the player numbers?

>>712426676
KCD2 was woke and did

>>712429731
To be honest that was fucking great. Thank you.

>>712429915
>starts mentioning trannies out of nowhere, completely unprompted
something you wanna tell us, anon?

>>712429650
>>712429978
Glad to be of service. Eve's great. I had socks on so it's not gay btw. Take care anon.

Stellarkings!

>>712425691
>>712426395
>>712426475
We beat Farm Simulator, bros.
Sky is the limit now.

>>712430087
holy fuck we will beat e33

>>712430079
>We beat Farm Simulator, bros.

>>712426683
>I'll make a thread just for you when we hit that milestone too

That was almost too easy. I don't think I'll make the thread after all

If you're not playing this you can't call yourself white

Going to work soon. Do i just leave my game running

>>712430207
yes anon.

>>712425691
Farming Simulator is a big franchise anon.

I actually thought it would just be 80k tops but god damn.

Guys, is it true that 200k is possible? Will there be a thread for it when it happens?

>>712425997
BASED. Also, Baldur's Gate 3 and Expedition 33 are also woke and mog Stellar Blade

>>712426224
It didn't even sell as much as Ghost of Tsushima which is not IP or Last of Us or Horrizon 1, both of which were first in their IP's

Honestly can't wait to play it, the demo was great
Also can't wait for my scarlet skin

>>712430131
There has to be a thread eventually comparing the numbers and stating SB is officially a better game than 33 "the numbers don't lie"

>>712430079
NOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY KILLING WOMXN AND TRANS WOMEN

Is 10k away from the peak of E33 releasing one year after on PC. Both are AA games. Holy shit

>>712425997
>Stellar Blade – 1 million
>using data from june 2024
lol

NO NO NO NO STOP THE COUNT DO NOT LET IT SURPASS EXPEDITION 33
STOP THE COUNT!!!

>>712430079
Burgers are waking up, betting on 200k today.

>>712430595
What is e33 peak?

>>712430131
e33 had 50k on the first day

>>712430595
EX 33 PAID GOOD FUCKING MONEY TO LOOK RELEVANT YOU FUCKING CHUDS STOP RIGHT NOW

At this pace it will reach Expedition 33 numbers today.

And remember that this is not even a new game, it's a port,

>>712430639
145k

>>712430079
>>712430616
Should I buy it?

I bet the chink shilling would be more annoying from here on.

>>712430079
where's the anon who promised to make a post about this?

We fucking won, it feels so good

It will probably reach today's peak in about a hour. Will it surpass E33 today or we will have to wait to tomorrow?