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Anonymous No.712425614 >>712425691 >>712425741 >>712425857 >>712426395 >>712426454 >>712428363
Stellar Blade 100k Edition
We can't stop winning
Anonymous No.712425691 >>712425825 >>712426576 >>712426676 >>712428741 >>712430079 >>712430273
>>712425614 (OP)
almost as many as Farm Simulator, woo hoo!
Anonymous No.712425725 >>712425825
Mods, remove chart threads pls.
Anonymous No.712425741
>>712425614 (OP)
NOOO STOP PLAYING THIS. REAL TRANS LIVES ARE AT STEAK
Anonymous No.712425825 >>712426991
>>712425725
>>712425691
Anonymous No.712425857
>>712425614 (OP)
Stellar Blade proves everything should be on PC.
Anonymous No.712425997 >>712426224 >>712426826 >>712427249 >>712428303 >>712428376 >>712428483 >>712430406 >>712430546
sales before the PC port
>Ghost of Tsushima – 9.73 million
>God of War – 19.5 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man – 20+ million
>Horizon Zero Dawn – 10+ million
>Horizon Forbidden West – 8.4 million
>The Last of Us Part I – 20+ million
>God of War Ragnarok – 15 million
>The Last of Us Part II – 10+ million
>Marvel's Spider-Man 2 – 11 million
>Days Gone – 8 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man Miles Morales – 10+ million
>Stellar Blade – 1 million

it's still a flop by Sony standards
Anonymous No.712426224 >>712426517 >>712430406
>>712425997
>it didn't sell as much as Spiderman
Pack it up boys
Anonymous No.712426275
Eve and Chuds won.
Anonymous No.712426395 >>712426438 >>712426683 >>712429248 >>712430079
>>712425614 (OP)
Anonymous No.712426412
>We
Anonymous No.712426438 >>712426475
>>712426395
SB just hit 110k, gonna surpass farming simulator soon anon.
Anonymous No.712426454 >>712426531
>>712425614 (OP)
>50% of what 20 yo game did
>somehow a win
that's just 15K over DAV and /v/ celebrated DAV being a fail of all time
Anonymous No.712426475 >>712426579 >>712426595 >>712426676 >>712426683 >>712430079
>>712426438
what an achievement
Anonymous No.712426495 >>712426583
Did anyone actually except these numbers? 110k (still rising) on the first day is crazy
Anonymous No.712426517
>>712426224
>>it didn't sell as much as Spiderman
Yet
Anonymous No.712426531 >>712427143
>>712426454
wait for weekend at peak asian hours anon and then seethe. screencap this. we will get above 216k players by end of week.
Anonymous No.712426557 >>712426681
Would have been 200k by now if they removed Denuvo
Anonymous No.712426576
>>712425691
you simply had to go and dun it
Anonymous No.712426579
>>712426475
Why are you seething for a game being popular apparently ?
Anonymous No.712426583 >>712426907
>>712426495
85% of the owners are from China
The game should peak in about 2-3 hours and then the numbers will go down until tomorrow
Anonymous No.712426595
>>712426475
Stay mad! :3
Anonymous No.712426676 >>712429952
>>712426475
>>712425691
And yet wokeflops like ACS abd DAV couldn't manage even that while being brand new AAAA games released day one on steam
Anonymous No.712426681
>>712426557
I would be there for sure
Anonymous No.712426683 >>712426721 >>712430156
>>712426395
>>712426475
I'll make a thread just for you when we hit that milestone too
Anonymous No.712426721 >>712426890
>>712426683
based anon.
Anonymous No.712426826 >>712427007
>>712425997
>counts lifetime totals of other games
>counts first month of sales for stellar blade
Anonymous No.712426890 >>712427140
>>712426721
I'd do everything for you, baby.
Anonymous No.712426907
>>712426583
Thats because steam is a chinese platform, you make it sound nefarious
Anonymous No.712426991
>>712425825
>snoyposting
Anonymous No.712427007
>>712426826
Stellar Blade didn't sell more than 1.3M as of June 2025
Anonymous No.712427140 >>712427393
>>712426890
Pull those pants down baby boy, and start doing it for mommy Eve.
Anonymous No.712427143 >>712427240
>>712426531
>they'll say it's a fake body
>posts a girl pic with layers ontop of layers of photoshop and the girl's look is a result of countless operations
>best part, the render result is nothing like the model
kinda a retarded way of trying to prove it's not a fake body
which it totally is, specifically awful uncanny valley hips so eve does nothing for me
Anonymous No.712427240 >>712427340 >>712427505
>>712427143
words words words. seethe. eve won. 110k players and counting.
Anonymous No.712427249
>>712425997
this guy has been browsing the catalogue for 6 hours now posting his image in every SB thread he sees, he's seething HARD
Anonymous No.712427340
>>712427240
113k now
Anonymous No.712427342
Goon won
Woke lost
Anonymous No.712427393 >>712427487
>>712427140
I already did it 3 times just today
Anonymous No.712427414
I hope you realize this is going to increase violence against women.
Anonymous No.712427487 >>712427636
>>712427393
Again. Mommy demands it.
Anonymous No.712427505 >>712427607
>>712427240
WOW unbelievable numbers!!!
almost stalker 2 level!!!!11
that one game that was available for free day 1 on gamepass

truly a total chingchong win
Anonymous No.712427595
116k now.
Anonymous No.712427607 >>712427693
>>712427505
116k now anon. are you trembling? 150k soon.
Anonymous No.712427636 >>712427782 >>712427876 >>712427939 >>712427995
>>712427487
I'm not asking much here, but you need to help me out some, mommy
Anonymous No.712427693 >>712427782
>>712427607
man she's hot
Anonymous No.712427782 >>712427937
>>712427636
>>712427693
Anonymous No.712427876 >>712427935 >>712427937 >>712427939
>>712427636
Anonymous No.712427935 >>712428067 >>712428109
>>712427876
AWOOOGA
Anonymous No.712427937 >>712427995 >>712428067 >>712428109 >>712428171
>>712427782
>>712427876
Continue...
Anonymous No.712427939
>>712427636
>>712427876
Anonymous No.712427995
>>712427636
>>712427937
Anonymous No.712428067 >>712428109
>>712427937
>>712427935
Anonymous No.712428070 >>712428130
>120k
WHAT
Anonymous No.712428109 >>712428182
>>712427935
>>712427937
>>712428067
Anonymous No.712428130
>>712428070
Asia prime hours
Anonymous No.712428131
help
Anonymous No.712428171 >>712428253
>>712427937
You're so pathetic gooning to Eve, anon...
Anonymous No.712428182 >>712428245
>>712428109
FUCK more like this
Anonymous No.712428208
>yfw DEI devs are getting the ropes ready
Its never been more over for them.
Welcome back boys, we're going back to the golden age
Anonymous No.712428245 >>712428307 >>712428510
>>712428182
Spraying your sticky stuff for Eve.
Anonymous No.712428253
>>712428171
>"pathetic" gooning to prime 10/10 masterly crafted video game girl
What exactly is pathetic about that?
Anonymous No.712428303
>>712425997
Tranny on suicide watch
Anonymous No.712428307 >>712428351 >>712428472 >>712428510 >>712428683 >>712428795 >>712428883
>>712428245
Not yet, mommy. I'm enjoying this too much
Anonymous No.712428319
Anonymous No.712428351 >>712428510 >>712429246
>>712428307
It's okay, take your time. Mommy Eve's here for you.
Anonymous No.712428363 >>712428413 >>712428617
>>712425614 (OP)
I love that none of the big streamers are playing it, they are showing how little they actually matter.
Anonymous No.712428376
>>712425997
Pcgods I'm sure we can buy the game 10 million times
Anonymous No.712428395 >>712428541 >>712428618
yeah but how's the gameplay
Anonymous No.712428413
>>712428363
Asmon Will play it
Anonymous No.712428461
>official eve/raven/lily porn models soon
Can't wait to see them horse'd
Anonymous No.712428472 >>712428505 >>712428510 >>712429246
>>712428307
Give it your all. Give Eve all you got. She wants it. She needs it.
Anonymous No.712428483
>>712425997
not because you call every game woke it make it woke
Anonymous No.712428505 >>712428554
>>712428472
>glasses
Ruined
Anonymous No.712428510 >>712428554
>>712428245
>>712428351
>>712428307
>>712428472
can you fags just take it to discord or something?
every time with this cringe erp
you are both men
Anonymous No.712428541
>>712428395
gameplay? *nuts*
Anonymous No.712428551
Post Eve ass
Anonymous No.712428554 >>712428842
>>712428510
thats the best part
>>712428505
Anonymous No.712428617
>>712428363
They like to pretend they are the key to success, and companies have to pay them to stream games. Ubisoft paid Hassan Piker 30k to stream the game ACS, and FF7R paid max dood a stack of cash too.

Pathetic.
Anonymous No.712428618
>>712428395
Pretty good actually. Only complaint is some of the button mapings, but not sure if I wanna go through the trouble of remaping just yet. I don't seem to be able to press l1 fast enough for parrying some combos.
Anonymous No.712428683 >>712428746 >>712429246
>>712428307
Anonymous No.712428689
I want it to get at least 150k, it's about sending a message.
Anonymous No.712428731
way fucking harder than Raven
Anonymous No.712428741
>>712425691
And it isn't even the weekend yet!
Anonymous No.712428746 >>712428795
>>712428683
Anonymous No.712428795 >>712429246
>>712428746
>>712428307
Anonymous No.712428842
>>712428554
You know it's funny. Those arguments about how Eve isn't aware of her own sexiness and she's just an object for gamers to pose or whatever, but the majority of screenshots anons post create a composition/scene where she is aware and in control of said sexiness
Which is to say, by the own logic of the people disparaging the game for not giving Eve enough of an activate personality in the fanservice, the players themselves do it already. Wouldn't that indicate, that at least on a subconscious level, the players aren't as misogynistic as claimed and actually want a woman that is an active and willing participate in the lewdness?
Just food for thought I suppose.
Anonymous No.712428883 >>712429019 >>712429246
>>712428307
Why so silent? Did you... do it? For Eve?
Anonymous No.712429019 >>712429119
>>712428883
shut the fuck up already
Anonymous No.712429069
It is increasing super fast again. Just jumped 2k in five minutes. We are going to 150k today and 200k during weekends
Anonymous No.712429119 >>712429179 >>712429246
>>712429019
Don't be mad, anon.
Anonymous No.712429179
>>712429119
Anonymous No.712429231
NOOOOOO THIS INCEL SOFTWARE WAS MEANT TO FLOP WHAT IS HAPPENING SISTERS THE NUMBER KEEPS GOING UP
Anonymous No.712429246 >>712429297 >>712429410
>>712428351
>>712428472
>>712428683
>>712428795
>>712428883
>>712429119
I don't think I can hold it much longer, mommy
Anonymous No.712429248
>>712426395
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.712429297 >>712429524
>>712429246
Go ahead. You can do it.
Anonymous No.712429326 >>712429369 >>712429425
Have you guys ever been with an asian from asia? They are great.
Anonymous No.712429369
>>712429326
>1 shot
>2 shot
Is this about what I think it is about?
Anonymous No.712429394
STOP THE COUNT
Anonymous No.712429410 >>712429524
>>712429246
No, you MUST do it. For Eve.
Anonymous No.712429425
>>712429326
you get to shoot her?
Anonymous No.712429524 >>712429550 >>712429609
>>712429297
>>712429410
So close...
Anonymous No.712429550 >>712429650
>>712429524
Give it your all.
Anonymous No.712429609
>>712429524
Hot and sticky. For Eve.
Anonymous No.712429650 >>712429731 >>712430020
>>712429550
Watch out, mommy. Here I come
Anonymous No.712429731 >>712429978
>>712429650
Good boy. You're making mommy Eve proud.
Anonymous No.712429783 >>712429829 >>712429864 >>712429915
Holy cringe
Just imagine two adult men typing this shit unironically
Anonymous No.712429829
>>712429783
I look like this.
Anonymous No.712429864 >>712429907 >>712429916
>>712429783
These are the types of creatures that champion this gookslop.
Anonymous No.712429885
Whats exp 33?
Anonymous No.712429896
131k hit. Well, I guess it's beating Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 today. The people have spoken. They love Stellar Blade.
Anonymous No.712429907
>>712429864
Billions must shoot goo for Eve.
Anonymous No.712429915 >>712430001
>>712429783
>Tranny mad because he cut off his dick

kek
Anonymous No.712429916
>>712429864
>gookslop
lmao you are STILL here, schizo? haven't you necked yourself already after you saw the player numbers?
Anonymous No.712429952
>>712426676
KCD2 was woke and did
Anonymous No.712429978 >>712430020
>>712429731
To be honest that was fucking great. Thank you.
Anonymous No.712430001
>>712429915
>starts mentioning trannies out of nowhere, completely unprompted
something you wanna tell us, anon?
Anonymous No.712430020
>>712429650
>>712429978
Glad to be of service. Eve's great. I had socks on so it's not gay btw. Take care anon.
Anonymous No.712430047
Stellarkings!
Anonymous No.712430079 >>712430156 >>712430471 >>712430616 >>712430684 >>712430759
>>712425691
>>712426395
>>712426475
We beat Farm Simulator, bros.
Sky is the limit now.
Anonymous No.712430087 >>712430131
Anonymous No.712430131 >>712430462 >>712430645
>>712430087
holy fuck we will beat e33
Anonymous No.712430156
>>712430079
>We beat Farm Simulator, bros.

>>712426683
>I'll make a thread just for you when we hit that milestone too

That was almost too easy. I don't think I'll make the thread after all
Anonymous No.712430183
If you're not playing this you can't call yourself white
Anonymous No.712430207 >>712430226
Going to work soon. Do i just leave my game running
Anonymous No.712430226
>>712430207
yes anon.
Anonymous No.712430273
>>712425691
Farming Simulator is a big franchise anon.
Anonymous No.712430331
Anonymous No.712430362
I actually thought it would just be 80k tops but god damn.
Anonymous No.712430392
Guys, is it true that 200k is possible? Will there be a thread for it when it happens?
Anonymous No.712430406
>>712425997
BASED. Also, Baldur's Gate 3 and Expedition 33 are also woke and mog Stellar Blade

>>712426224
It didn't even sell as much as Ghost of Tsushima which is not IP or Last of Us or Horrizon 1, both of which were first in their IP's
Anonymous No.712430419
Honestly can't wait to play it, the demo was great
Also can't wait for my scarlet skin
Anonymous No.712430462
>>712430131
There has to be a thread eventually comparing the numbers and stating SB is officially a better game than 33 "the numbers don't lie"
Anonymous No.712430471
>>712430079
NOOOOOOO THIS IS LITERALLY KILLING WOMXN AND TRANS WOMEN
Anonymous No.712430515
Is 10k away from the peak of E33 releasing one year after on PC. Both are AA games. Holy shit
Anonymous No.712430546
>>712425997
>Stellar Blade – 1 million
>using data from june 2024
lol
Anonymous No.712430595 >>712430639 >>712430669
NO NO NO NO STOP THE COUNT DO NOT LET IT SURPASS EXPEDITION 33
STOP THE COUNT!!!
Anonymous No.712430616 >>712430684
>>712430079
Burgers are waking up, betting on 200k today.
Anonymous No.712430639 >>712430681
>>712430595
What is e33 peak?
Anonymous No.712430645
>>712430131
e33 had 50k on the first day
Anonymous No.712430669
>>712430595
EX 33 PAID GOOD FUCKING MONEY TO LOOK RELEVANT YOU FUCKING CHUDS STOP RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.712430678
At this pace it will reach Expedition 33 numbers today.

And remember that this is not even a new game, it's a port,
Anonymous No.712430681
>>712430639
145k
Anonymous No.712430684
>>712430079
>>712430616
Should I buy it?
Anonymous No.712430742
I bet the chink shilling would be more annoying from here on.
Anonymous No.712430759
>>712430079
where's the anon who promised to make a post about this?
Anonymous No.712430783
We fucking won, it feels so good
Anonymous No.712430820
It will probably reach today's peak in about a hour. Will it surpass E33 today or we will have to wait to tomorrow?