Thread 712431889 - /v/ [Archived: 1143 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:07:34 PM No.712431889
stellar blade
stellar blade
md5: 99928c0578166a2e1a5043ffddbcf5dc๐Ÿ”
Eve won.
Replies: >>712431938 >>712432010 >>712432168 >>712432248 >>712432251 >>712432383 >>712432385 >>712432993 >>712433146 >>712433290 >>712434728 >>712434764 >>712434841 >>712435413 >>712436463 >>712436564 >>712437172 >>712437908 >>712437940 >>712437978 >>712440942 >>712441094 >>712441669
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:08:32 PM No.712431938
>>712431889 (OP)
Humanity lost
SAD
A
D
Replies: >>712432002
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:09:37 PM No.712432002
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>>712431938
Score 1 for the master EVE!
Replies: >>712435130
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:09:44 PM No.712432010
>>712431889 (OP)
EE3 flopped despite what the shills tried to tell us
Replies: >>712434764 >>712436531
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:11:07 PM No.712432091
Hags beat cunny...
Cunny bros wtf? Was Maelle too old or am I just coping?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:11:13 PM No.712432105
Good.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:11:16 PM No.712432110
Sony game sales before the PC port
>Ghost of Tsushima โ€“ 9.73 million
>God of War โ€“ 19.5 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man โ€“ 20+ million
>Horizon Zero Dawn โ€“ 10+ million
>Horizon Forbidden West โ€“ 8.4 million
>The Last of Us Part I โ€“ 20+ million
>God of War Ragnarok โ€“ 15 million
>The Last of Us Part II โ€“ 10+ million
>Marvel's Spider-Man 2 โ€“ 11 million
>Days Gone โ€“ 8 million
>Marvel's Spider-Man Miles Morales โ€“ 10+ million
>Stellar Blade โ€“ 1 million

Steamsharts threads are braindead
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:12:08 PM No.712432162
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>>712432110
>"before PC port"
Seethe. Then cope. Eve WINS.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:12:13 PM No.712432168
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md5: a5ac965b6ec6c828c656708f3f8b8db8๐Ÿ”
>>712431889 (OP)
>tendie trying to stir shit
Both great games and none will have a Nintendo Brick 2 port saar
Replies: >>712432320
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:12:34 PM No.712432193
>>712432110
did you forget your image this time?
Replies: >>712432232
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:20 PM No.712432232
>>712432193
it's saved in your brain
Replies: >>712432302
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:30 PM No.712432248
>>712431889 (OP)
E33SISTERS AVERT YOUR GAZE
Replies: >>712434764
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:13:30 PM No.712432251
>>712431889 (OP)
>Combined lower than Saarfield
Replies: >>712432391
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:14:18 PM No.712432302
>>712432232
just like stellar blade's numbers in yours kek
Replies: >>712432367
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:14:38 PM No.712432320
>>712432168
your tendie seethe spam has flopped just as hard as slop33
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:14:52 PM No.712432327
>>712432110
>trust me bro numbers
VS
>verifiable and objective steam chart numbers
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:13 PM No.712432346
>>712432110
>The Last of Us Part II โ€“ 10+ million
Lmao That's pretty bad
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:25 PM No.712432367
>>712432302
true, they're pretty low so they're not hard to memorize
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:37 PM No.712432372
GtM-BGrXgAAonOL
GtM-BGrXgAAonOL
md5: 9cca69695e62c78eb5391675f3dd2943๐Ÿ”
E33 sisters... not like this..............
Replies: >>712434764
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:48 PM No.712432383
>>712431889 (OP)
Yes but muh gamepass
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:49 PM No.712432385
>>712431889 (OP)
Is this the biggest pc steam port release ever?
Replies: >>712432610
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:51 PM No.712432390
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md5: bb3f1063bffd0e8f1d5069f595ec4981๐Ÿ”
>150k hit
Are we ready for 200k peak today?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:15:54 PM No.712432391
>>712432251
e33 didn't even get pass starfield? wtf was all the shilling and "e33 won" threads about?
Replies: >>712432545 >>712434764
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:16:18 PM No.712432418
>>712432110
>forgot the image
kek retard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:17:40 PM No.712432514
70% chinks on SB
E33 is white-coded
Replies: >>712434273
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:18:12 PM No.712432545
>>712432391
one or two guys (trannies) spamming threads and samefagging
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:19:10 PM No.712432610
>>712432385
Worlds is still biggest
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:24:51 PM No.712432993
>>712431889 (OP)
>cerebral exploration of the human condition
>slutty asian smut

I hate chuds
Replies: >>712433090 >>712433309 >>712434019 >>712436863
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:13 PM No.712433090
>>712432993
>pseud slop vs goonfun
Replies: >>712433309
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:57 PM No.712433146
>>712431889 (OP)
turdler 33 sisters.. we've been obliterated..
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:28:52 PM No.712433290
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>>712431889 (OP)
>Eve won.
Thank god. I was getting tired of these fucking E33 shill niggers.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:29:06 PM No.712433309
>>712432993
>>712433090
they're both good and you're both fags
Replies: >>712433426 >>712433948
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:30:35 PM No.712433426
>>712433309
No E33 isn't good, it's turn based trash with a reddit story, Eve's game is fun and it won.
Replies: >>712434345
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:38:05 PM No.712433948
>>712433309
e33 is shit howeverthoughbeit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:39:19 PM No.712434019
>>712432993
>anal exploration of the fart huffing
yeah, Iโ€™m thinking itโ€™s slop
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:41:12 PM No.712434151
>>712432110
There's zero data to back anything you just posted
Replies: >>712434669
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:42:56 PM No.712434273
>>712432514
Chinks are the main buyers of E33
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:43:10 PM No.712434287
>>712432110
All of these games had console bundles
Replies: >>712436654
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:44:00 PM No.712434345
>>712433426
Eve is trash coombait
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:44:51 PM No.712434402
now make the nikke gears of war game
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:48:48 PM No.712434669
>>712434151
Don't you know? We just make stuff up here
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:49:46 PM No.712434728
>>712431889 (OP)
Bugmen won
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:19 PM No.712434764
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md5: 5cb1392f81a1025c45e728434385d9df๐Ÿ”
>>712431889 (OP)
>>712432010
>>712432248
>>712432372
>>712432391
seethe, tendietroons
Replies: >>712434928 >>712435058
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:51:20 PM No.712434841
>>712431889 (OP)
When are mods going to start banning steam charts threads?
Replies: >>712434967
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:52:21 PM No.712434928
>>712434764
e33 will be on switch 2 and it will still lose to eve
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:52:50 PM No.712434967
>>712434841
mods are the ones posting them. sneed.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:54:02 PM No.712435058
>>712434764
>Stellar Blade
>on Tendie 2
Are you retarded?
Replies: >>712435518
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:55:04 PM No.712435130
2B
2B
md5: 4e51783abfd1ae00529d9d896afdb776๐Ÿ”
>>712432002
Fuck off. Expedition 33 is legit masterpiece. Stellar Blade is just rip off of NieR:Automata
Replies: >>712435193
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:55:51 PM No.712435193
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md5: 73e1411f471e98a9234047cf83398aad๐Ÿ”
>>712435130
Eve won.
Replies: >>712435998
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:56:57 PM No.712435279
Eve won
Gooners won
Fun won
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:58:11 PM No.712435367
Damn, if E33 made their women wear more revealing clothing than maybe it would have done better.
Replies: >>712435578
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:58:43 PM No.712435413
>>712431889 (OP)
>shilled flop won against shilled flop #2
Replies: >>712435531
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:04 PM No.712435439
>e33 shill deleted his post
KWAB
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:00:20 PM No.712435518
>>712435058
It's almost like all of those posts were made by falseflagging nintendofags to pit SBfags and E33fags against each other
Replies: >>712435659 >>712435784
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:00:32 PM No.712435531
steamwebhelper_2025-06-12_15-00-13
steamwebhelper_2025-06-12_15-00-13
md5: 69c917830ee51e14438aca86c8d733f0๐Ÿ”
>>712435413
>it flopped that's why the playercount keeps going up
see you at 200k sweaty
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:01:15 PM No.712435578
>>712435367
nobody wants to see those man faced troons in more revealing outfits
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:17 PM No.712435659
>>712435518
youโ€™ve been trying this consolewar angle in every thread and itโ€™s not working e33sissy
Replies: >>712435710
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:03:02 PM No.712435710
>>712435659
Post your playtime, tranny
Replies: >>712435921
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:03:53 PM No.712435784
>>712435518
why would tendies remind everyone switch has no games you fucking retard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:05:37 PM No.712435921
>>712435710
>its the playtime shill AGAIN
KWAB
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:06:33 PM No.712435998
>>712435193
Not really. No one will remember that slop in year from now.
Replies: >>712436029 >>712436583 >>712437025
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:06:59 PM No.712436029
>>712435998
but enough about e33
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:07:25 PM No.712436079
Why are people trying to turn this into some war?
E33 is a masterpiece made by a small team that btfo large studios and especially squeenix
SB is a great game made with gacha tier female characters that btfo dei worshippers
They both deserve success and recognition
Replies: >>712436293 >>712436348 >>712436505 >>712436649
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:09:40 PM No.712436293
>>712436079
you lost trannyshill, nobody cares about your fart huffing pseudslop journobait normalgroid fotm
Replies: >>712436468
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:10:13 PM No.712436348
>>712436079
Because neither of those games have been on a nintendo console
Simple as
Replies: >>712436507 >>712436662
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:17 PM No.712436463
>>712431889 (OP)
REBIRTH AND VEILGUARD TROONS BTFO
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:18 PM No.712436468
>>712436293
Seek therapy
Replies: >>712436641
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:47 PM No.712436505
>>712436079
E33 is made by 400 people. And they stole Persona 5 UI for their completely different art style. And they added parryslop to ruin turn-based combat. And they used UE5 to hurt player's eyes.
Replies: >>712436676 >>712436761
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:48 PM No.712436507
>>712436348
>n-n-nintendo
mindbroken
tendiechads won
Replies: >>712436665
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:12:04 PM No.712436531
>>712432010
The company behind the game has a debt of 3M euros. However the owner of the debt is the company of the CEO's father, a french millonaire. So, they probably don't care about the flop. They have a long runway thanks to the CEO's family money.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:12:19 PM No.712436564
>>712431889 (OP)
Square Enix just keeps getting btfo lmao
Final Fantasy is likely getting canned at this point. Good riddance!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:12:32 PM No.712436583
>>712435998
But the game came out over a year ago already.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:08 PM No.712436641
>>712436468
Iโ€™m not the one mindbroken by their shilled normgroid farthuffing pseudtroon journobait getting btfo by a real game
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:13 PM No.712436649
>>712436079
Stellar Blade has a weg tier feMC. Shift UP is a disgrace to korean/asian studios.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:15 PM No.712436654
>>712434287
Stop looking too far into things chud. Basednys games are the best.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:22 PM No.712436662
>>712436348
Nintendo just sold 3 million consoles in a day. They arent worried about a game with 100k players. It will eventually be on the switch 2 anyway.
Replies: >>712436725 >>712436827
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:25 PM No.712436665
>>712436507
and THERE it is
What is a subhuman tendietroon doing in a """Stellar Blade""" thread?
Replies: >>712436878
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:32 PM No.712436676
>>712436505
>made by 400 people
Contracted code monkeys are not developers
>stole Persona 5 Uai
They didn't steal any assets
>parry slop
>ruin their combat
Play the game
Replies: >>712436778 >>712436860
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:03 PM No.712436725
>>712436662
171k concurrent players. you do know this means it has sold millions of copies on steam on day 1, right?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:21 PM No.712436753
a AAA Cunny game would make a billion dollars easy in this day and age.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:27 PM No.712436761
>>712436505
>And they added parryslop to ruin turn-based combat.
So did SMRPG
Replies: >>712436947
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:31 PM No.712436769
>more number threads
>tendies trying to pit E33 and Sb against each other
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:38 PM No.712436778
>>712436676
>Contracted code monkeys are not developers
Just for this game, of course.
Replies: >>712436942
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:59 PM No.712436812
M3Ivt71V
M3Ivt71V
md5: aa3989aec4ad1ea2a9d8c6b1a551b7f4๐Ÿ”
holy mogged
Replies: >>712437113 >>712437449
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:15:11 PM No.712436827
>>712436662
You seem to know a lot about how much dogshit those worthless cattloids eat
Why is that?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:15:29 PM No.712436860
>>712436676
>please support small indie studio
>contractors are monkeys
e33 shill showing true color
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:15:31 PM No.712436863
>>712432993
You love sniffing your own farts, don't you?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:15:39 PM No.712436878
>>712436665
shitting on slop33s shallow (just like itโ€™s story and gameplay) grave
tendie website btw
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:16:28 PM No.712436942
>>712436778
Not really.
Every major game uses hundreds of code monkeys and QA testers that have no sah or input in the game. The problem with modern game design is having too many cooks in the kitchen, but a code monkey is not a cook.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:16:31 PM No.712436947
>>712436761
>it's good if nintendoslop also did it
Replies: >>712437007
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:16:35 PM No.712436952
Thank god tendies are so easy to bait into exposing themselves as the retarded discordtourists they are
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:16:35 PM No.712436953
Goon gang, we won
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:17:12 PM No.712437007
>>712436947
I'd say that's more Square's thing than Nintendo, to be fair.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:17:29 PM No.712437025
>>712435998
But anon... Stellar Blade was released more than a year ago and we're still talking about it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:17:32 PM No.712437027
why are tendies so powerful?
they win every time with out even trying
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:18:33 PM No.712437113
>>712436812
>AC6 24h peak
ahahahaha
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:19:14 PM No.712437172
>>712431889 (OP)
Now letโ€™s see COPIES SOLD.
*cricket sounds*
Ya thatโ€™s what i thought.
Replies: >>712437668 >>712441967
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:22:02 PM No.712437449
>>712436812
So dune awakening (a no name game) got 140k currently playing users?
Thatโ€™s basically proof this statistic means nothing then.
Replies: >>712437603 >>712437617
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:24:04 PM No.712437603
>>712437449
Dune isn't exactly a no name.
Replies: >>712437834
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:24:12 PM No.712437617
>>712437449
>a no name game
Are you retarded? The Dune movies are the LOTR of the current generation and everyone knows what Dune is. Also, that game has had a huge advertisement campaign AND a free beta.
Replies: >>712437834
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:24:40 PM No.712437668
>>712437172
anon if it has 200k playercount on day 1 on a thursday it means its sold well. millions for sure.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:26:40 PM No.712437834
>>712437603
>>712437617
Itโ€™s a no name game. The game is extremely average and barely a blip critically. The fact that this game can get 140k is proof this statistic means nothing.
Replies: >>712438007 >>712438336
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:27:36 PM No.712437908
>>712431889 (OP)
>and it's not on gamepass
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.712437940
>>712431889 (OP)
how many are Chinese players?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:21 PM No.712437978
>>712431889 (OP)
>One is on Game Pass
>The other isn't
>Both absolutely mogged games like DOOM
I dunno, seems a good day to be a PC gamer.
Replies: >>712438336
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:38 PM No.712438007
>>712437834
>just ignores the counter arguments and keeps repeating his mantra
lol
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:29:03 PM No.712438041
It's clear to me the nintendo fanatics are trying to force a war with e33
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:30:49 PM No.712438186
>E33fags can't accept their 15 minutes of fame are up, and all they can do is cry about Nintendo
SAD!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:32:32 PM No.712438336
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md5: 52f55777d2ee2294fad8f51daae903a5๐Ÿ”
>>712437978
Doom is also on gamepass. But you are otherwise correct, good day for PC gaming.

>>712437834
I'm just going to say you're an idiot and leave it at that.
Replies: >>712438413
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:33:13 PM No.712438413
>>712438336
That is my point. E33 had like 4.5-5x the concurrent players while being """""""""free"""""""" on game pass.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:58:01 PM No.712440578
>the playercoonter
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:01:09 PM No.712440849
>>712432110
>Stellar Blade โ€“ 1 million on PS5 alone
impossible, no chance
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:02:08 PM No.712440942
>>712431889 (OP)
why are you trying to make this a war between Europe and Asia? Post the Dragon Age steam stats so we can laugh.
Replies: >>712441416
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:03:51 PM No.712441094
>>712431889 (OP)
HOLY SHIT TWO CAKES!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:07:23 PM No.712441416
>>712440942
E33 shills attack jrpgs though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:10:29 PM No.712441669
1461424520571
1461424520571
md5: c0cd29af0a1021840599f3aa1d290ced๐Ÿ”
>>712431889 (OP)
>Stellar Blade runs better on my toaster than E33
>Denuvo
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:13:59 PM No.712441967
>>712437172
This isnt Assasins creed shadows