PFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Elle thread?

>>712432539 (OP)
If they scanned her doing that that's pretty impressive

>>712432539 (OP)
brapmobile

You can clearly see the detailed work they did on her feet lmao

>>712432539 (OP)
who even enjoys this absolute slop garbage? man 2025 is a whack time to be alive, NPC central 24/7 forever

>>712432539 (OP)
wtf chat is this real

>>712432539 (OP)
What am I supposed to be laughing at. That looks cool as fuck.

DEJA VU

>>712432539 (OP)
Kojimbo is truly the smartest man who ever lived, I am ASTOUNDED by this man's genius and his artistry.

>>712432783

>>712432783
LOL

>>712432617
Do it, but I hope that Mr. Kojima in the future will revive Ms. Mackenzie Foy's career.

>>712432835
>that nose
nice little piggy y got there fella

>>712432783
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This game is fucked

>>712432539 (OP)
Honestly, what a weird choice to make her this animu ching-chong fighter.
Elle is doughy coastal McRoyalty, not a fucking action hero

>>712432539 (OP)
That was kind of cool, what's the problem

>>712432617
Elle thread. Oh and OP is a faggot.

>>712433015
it will be cringekino of the highest order

>>712433015
Kojima won. Millions will buy this game now.

>>712433015
>Pekora
This game is saved

>>712432539 (OP)
BRAVO HIDEO AND KOJIMA

>>712432539 (OP)
The fuck am I looking at?

>>712432539 (OP)
I don't know wtf is happening at 0:02~0:05. It's like they had no idea how to make it look cool anime-ish and realistic at the same time.

>>712432539 (OP)
THIS IS JUST LIKE MY SPIDERVERSE FELLOW MUTTS

Absolutely plonkered

>fuck I gotta write this game uhhh, I know I'll ripoff Marvel

>>712433759
Gungrave Overdose ripoff

>>712433759
i just can't believe this shit is not some autist AI prompt and actually a real video game lmao

>>712432539 (OP)
This reeks of that campy "Mario and Princess Beach" moment.
I think Kojima kinda acknowledges that this isn't supposed to be cool or edgy but goofy and campy instead, because this is what it looks like.
And he can do edgy.

>>712432539 (OP)
This does look like one of those over the top Indian action films.
You can pretend she's surfing on shit there.

>>712432539 (OP)
What's propelling her across the mud?

The black goo of japanese unoriginality

>>712432539 (OP)
These hyper realistic models doing anime bullshit just doesn't work for me, something less realistic like mgs3 was fine.

>>712434050
her fartbox, obviously

>>712432617
The Great was genuinely great. Hoult and Fanning are a great on-screen couple.

>>712433759
this would be ok if he were actually playing the fucking guitar

>>712432539 (OP)
>Zoomer trash: Games are so boring nowadays it's always the same shit we have to play
Kojima shows them a whole new world
>PFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the hell is this cringe shit LMAO dis so ass no cap frfr

>>712434227

>>712432539 (OP)
I love Kojima. He's the only one who tries this shit authentically. Day 1 Buy

>>712434267
time to sleep unc

>>712434316
She's like retarded and cute at the same time.

>>712432539 (OP)
Kojima really is the last man with a hint of creativity in this industry.
I didn't play Death Stranding 1 because I watched it on youtube but I'll finish it before DS2 launches.
Can't wait for the in-world explanation of how she does this.

I do not get it at all.
I am not looking forward to this dog faced mole covered gremlin woman covering the rule34 front page every day.

>>712432835
Based Foybro, her day will come soon

>>712432539 (OP)
Is that the female cruller?

>>712434914
Exactly what a porn-addicted incelloid what say
Try to at least remove the porn-addicted part and your life will change quite significantly

I still can't believe you people bought the first game so much that it made enough money to get a sequel.

>Walking Sim, Western
>:(
>Walking Sim, Kojima
>:O

>>712432539 (OP)
I liek Mudkips

>>712433759
still can't believe warframe stole this design lmao

>>712433015
>every copy of ds2 will support vtumour company
guess I'll pirate it

>>712435139
what western game is similar to Death Stranding?
The only walking simulator I remember playing was Journey and I absolutely loved it

>>712432539 (OP)
Does she make car engine noises with her mouth while she does that?
>RRRRRRRRR SKRRRRT RAAAAARRRRRRRR

You're not being subtle shazamfag

>>712435569
? show me

>>712432783
based coolbro, all chuddies can do is seethe and post "HAHAHAHAHA"

>>712435139
A lot of it came from "indie" Kojima's first game hype and the chinkflu. People had a fuckton of money to blow so they were buying anything even remotely popular anyway. I don't think he's that lucky this time around, especially if he ballooned the budget.

They have the gall to have this in cutscenes while you play as a guy who trips over rocks if he moves too fast

>>712432783
NOOOO you're not supposed to like retarded over the top action

I hate /tv/

>>712436779
Sam can unironically do shit like this in DS1 with a jetpack. You can fly into enemies and dropkick them.

>>712433759
bwahahahahaha Samus Joker

>>712435139
i borrowed it from a friend and was loving the concept until i 'connected' the area i was working in and a highway appeared along with hundreds of emote things

finding a ladder or a rope was neat. seeing that erupt into existence turned me off the game entirely.
i need to try it again with online features disabled i guess

>>712435139
Death Stranding is not a Walking Sim.

A Walking Sim isn't actually a game simulating Walking, it's a term of disparagement for a game where there are no gameplay mechanics except moving your cursor in the form of the player character to prompts to advance the story. In a sense a more accurate term would be visual novel for these kinds of game, if it wasn't already used.

Death Stranding is like 90% gameplay. It's a game designed around literally (as opposed to the former being figurative)the mechanics of waking or more accurately hiking around dangerous environments and fending off monsters and enemies that try to destroy your cargo.

>>712432539 (OP)
You already posted this thread before, what's the endgame here?

>>712432539 (OP)
Absolute fucking garbage, lmao. Creatividad lost it in 2004.

>>712433932
I can. did you never play or see footage of MGS?

Kojima never matured past 14 years old.

>>712432539 (OP)
Ohmygod is that my favorite le Hollywood actress dispatching Yoji Morimoto(tm) japanese mecha with advanced black belt Kung Goo roundhouse kicks? Hideo has done it again!!!!!

I can picture with great clarity, the blast I will be having, in Death Stranding 2. Can't wait.

>>712435139
>Walking Sim, Western
>Soulless
>Walking Sim, Kojima
>Soul

>>712432694
kill yourself scat loving namefag

>>712438127
Thats why he still has a soul.

>>712437689
>guys I swear, these boring movies with no gameplay and dumbass stories about "Soldier genes" were good.
Nah, Kojima had an epiphany with Peace Walker and finally realized games need gameplay, and he's done nothing but pure ludo ever since.

>>712439248
>these boring movies with no gameplay and dumbass stories about "Soldier genes" were good.
yes

>>712436610
>>712435139
>guys I swear MGSV was a flop
>guys I swear DS will flop
>guys I swear DS2 will flop
Embarassing.
/v/ still hasnt realized this place does not represent anything but third world schizos.
Stick to your gay gacha games and tranny numale crap like Deltarune.

>>712439315
They werent, the gameplay was utter trash, so bad it had zero influence on games, and the plots were straight up awful and treated stuff that Kojima didnt really understand, like genes.
Good graphics for their time, thats it.

Kojima is the George Lucas of videogames, an underrated genius incapable of producing anything but kīnôgräphé, and who acts as a filter for low IQ plebs.

>>712432539 (OP)
noooo not elle fanning's sticky and smelly tar-covered feet on my face!!! aaah!!!!!
kojimabros we are so back

Kojima pls, get McKenna Grace as MC of Physint and put her in a skin tight sneaking suit.

Did anyone watch the new trailer?
https://youtu.be/oi2dYJonUSs

>>712433015
K I N O
I
N
O

>>712437432
You shouldn't reply to low effort dunkeyfags

>>712432539 (OP)
>>712432617
>>712433089
>>712433185
>>712434316
bunda

>>712440030
Based?

>>712432539 (OP)
>>712433759
Some things are so stupid they come back around to being cool. These are just stupid.

>>712433185
based

>>712432539 (OP)
Didn't actually played the first one.
Did they really get Reeditus for this and made him basically a silent protagonist?

>>712432539 (OP)
that does look like it was directed by the dmc3/bayonetta guy

>>712440445
No, he speaks all the time.
Hell, you have an entire sub menu to make him say dumb shit.

>I can't believe this Hideo Kojima guy makes goofy over the top shit, it's so unlike him

>>712432539 (OP)

Never played a Kojima game before, huh?

>>712432539 (OP)
GRRRRR THIS IS NOT SUPER SERIOUS LIKE ALL OF KOJIMAS OTHER GAMES WHICH ARE WELL KNOWN TO BE SUPER SERIOUS AND HAVE NO SILLINESS WHATSOEVER

>>712432783
ROFL

>>712436807
>>712440559
No the animation looks bad and retarded.

>"Metal gear the twin snakes is bad because over the top cinematics!"
>now kojima drones will claim its good

>this is what kojima thinks is 'cool'

its so over for this game

>>712440375
Lets not pretend /v/, the place thats currently worshipping a piece of millennial slop like Deltarune, knows anything about whats cool.

>>712440887
Agreed, it needs more ironic writing, worse graphics and more hecking wholesome lesbian furry characters.

this is peak japanese autism, pure cringe

giwtwm

>>712441171
>meanwhile, Deltarune and Coffin of Andy and Leley threads reaching bump limit in an hour
/v/ is in no place to talk about whats cool or cringe when this place has the exact same taste in videogames as 13 year old emo girls.
Hell, fags here unironically dedicate threads to fucking Resident Evil characters.

>>712432539 (OP)
Lmao it looks awful and jsut another stupid movie

>zoomerchuds when something fun and quirky happens in a video game:
>"PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOO STUPID DOOOOOOD"
>zoomerchuds when some random streamer does some stupid shit
>"Bro this is actually the most important and serious issue on the planet rn. Show respect !"

>>712441309
crazy that they are both characters in the game

>>712440538
Strange saw a few mentions of that on yt and here.

uh oh the kojima defense force is here, watch out the floor is slippery from all the cum that's dripping out of their mouth

>>712432617

>>712432835
Disgusting taste

>>712432539 (OP)
coooooooooooooooooooooool

POOPA

>>712441578
Please, /v/ you are the biggest MGS cocksuckers on the internet, you act like bitchy ex girlfriends towards Kojima because him moving on from MGS was akin to him breaking up with you, not to mention he made the worst mistake you can make for an MGS retard: making a videogame and not a movie.

Your ilk is always going
>KOJIMA IS A HACK, MGS1, 2 and 3 were good btw
And even some fags going on about Physint because they think its going to be MGS again.
I just dont get how that franchise gathered so many fanatics considering only Peace Walker and MGSV were good.

>>712432783
Agreed, I wasn’t paying any attention to this game but between this cool mud scooting whatever the fuck and the cheeky Pekora cameo I’m buying week 1 so long as no dealbreakers come to light after launch

>>712432539 (OP)

>>712432931
>>712441634
Homosexuals

>>712435036
It will bro

>>712434316
>>712441612

She looks like she would have bad breath and have bad body odor

>>712433759
SAME AS IT EVER WAS.

Made for babymaking

>/tv/ fags at it again

>>712432539 (OP)
ELLE FAPPING HAH

>>712432539 (OP)
Dayum, BTs look like THAT?

AHHHHHH ELLE TAKE MY FEED AND SEED

>>712441443
This but FRFR go play your goofy ahh games unc

>>712432539 (OP)
holy kinola

>>712432783
This. It's just anime type action.

>>712432539 (OP)
last good kojima game is mgsv

>>712442524
ding-dong diddly

>>712442505
>unc
Explain at once

>>712432617

>>712439695
I unironically wish Kojima made a Star Wars game, the combination of Lucas and Kojima autism can't result in anything but pure ludokino

Kojima won
Chinks seething

>>712432617
>>712432539 (OP)
Wtf is wrong with her back?

>>712433759
>>>712432617
so is higgs gonna take over tomorrow's body and make her a guitar tranny or something?

>>712442790
idgi, does this mean that they do anal and atogm during threesomes with anons ?

>>712442918
It's broken. Blame Kojima

>>712432539 (OP)
>imagine coming back home to your ship after a long delivery mission, talking to your crew members what they've been up to, upgrading your stuff, taking a shower and nap in your private room etc.
kino of the highest order inbound

>>712442790
ass to ass

>>712439695
nah fuck of nigger

>>712442918
it doesn't have my cum splattered all over it

>>712442948
Speak in English, cunt

>>712443104
iykyk

>>712443059
Filtered

>>712441509
For some reason Sam starts as a retarded grug that grunts and breathes as he's spoken to. He's a quiet guy the entire game but later on he remembers he can speak

>>712442681
Bruh unc clueless on God Ohio rizz senpai

>>712432539 (OP)
Kojima is such a fucking hack lmfao this looks so stupid.

>>712443221
almost like he's learning to open up to people
or something

https://youtu.be/naDn1lQewes?t=107

>zoomers are too young to remember

>>712432539 (OP)
Howdy Cruller

>>712432539 (OP)
YAAASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYYY

>>712443548
>meanwhile, /v/ literally losing it over a literal Tumblrina tranny game
Whenever /v/ hates a game its because its not feminine enough

>>712432539 (OP)
>POOPOO PEEPEE powers
this movie gaym will be another shitshow like everything else Kojimbo has shat out since Fukushima stopped working with him

>>712432539 (OP)
>Japanese guy makes anime
okay, and?

>>712443042
it will be so comfy, and this time you'll be able to play unlocked songs during your trips

So is this a discord raid or something?

>>712444128
At least she looked hot

>>712444669
See what I mean?
>>712441886
It's always the same, MGSfags crying Kojima isnt making movies with 30 minutes of terrible clunky gameplay.
What's hilarious is the mention of Fukushima when MGS1 has maybe the dumbest, lowest IQ plot I've ever seen.
"Soldier genes" comes to mind, but the best one is Liquid's motivation being that he's a brainlet who has no clue how genes work

>>712432783
Probably just children who haven't been exposed to the goofy yet hyped action Kojima aims for.

>>712432539 (OP)
I LOVE KOJIMA SO FUCKING MUCH

>>712433185
she's ugly as fuck. looks like a pig

>>712437182
It's actually good when you play it offline, that's what I did.

>>712447390
don't be rude

>if metal gear rising revengence came out today /v/ would make fun of it
Grim, what happened to this place? When did the youngins start hating fun?

>>712432539 (OP)
Is there anyway that black stuff can be modded into cum instead?

I've never played death stranding


Why is there black sludge everywhere all the time?

>>712432617
I really hope they didn't nerfed her ass the game has an actual "pose for me" photo mode

>>712447676
It's tar and I forgot what it represents.

>>712432539 (OP)
This is not even in the top 100 strangest scenes Kojima has come up with. What is the point of this OP?

God I can't wait for the reviews to drop, all the DSP and Razorfist fans will seethe when it turns out Kojima delivered another MGS 1-3 caliber game.

>>712433378
>>712433336
They're going to ruin it by dubbing her in English.

>>712447832
Talking about DS2 and making fun of OP cause he's such a retarded zoomie

>>712432539 (OP)
I was about to buy the game on release because FOMO but after seeing all the cringe shit and knowing the mainstory will be like 60 hours long, I think I'll wait for a sale

>>712448131
I'll wait for a pc release

>>712436484
just search warframe flare protoframe

>>712432835
>>712435036
foyboys rise up

>>712449081
why do I never see these beautiful zoomer actresses anywhere while the weird dysgenic ones are slapped front and center everywhere?

>>712432539 (OP)
I don't get it, what is the problem?

>>712433185
She could be so elegant, but she chose to be cheap and dirty.

>>712450873
She can be both, retard. Humans aren't robots.

>>712432783
Hi Geoff. Your shows suck.

What kind of person does this appeal to?

>>712451064
No. Once you twerk it's over.

>>712451234
People with high IQ who understand Kojima's games so nothing for you zoomer scums, go play Fortnite or COD.

>>712448681
That only gets me cgi pictures of david Bowie.

>>712450873
>but she chose to be cheap and dirty.
this you?

Do you still have to play as Normal McOrdinarydude or do you get to have fun now?

>>712451064
for better or for worse it was easier to see famous people as larger than life when we couldn't look into every little aspect of their lives through social media and paparazzi. This is definitely more jarring when it comes to politicians though, seeing that the people ruling your country are a bunch of retards isn't pleasant

>>712450330
maybe after pushing men out as the top consumer demographic for television and film, pretty women scare off the new top consumers (women) as they subconsciously see pretty girls as threats or something?

>>712433089
And Joosten is an autistic dork, not a cold blooded assassin.
That hack Kojimbo doesn't care

>>712450330
>>712451837
The real truth you guys don't get, is that these supermodel tier pretty actresses are mostly in movies WOMEN or film autists watch. For example, why would I watch a Lea Seydoux film that isn't Dune 2?

Guys see the standard "hot" slop women in superhero and action films.

>>712432539 (OP)
CRINGEKINO

Kojimba does it again

>>712452509
ok but there used to be a higher beauty standard for all kinds of actresses. It's not normal for half of the mainstream starlets to be so mid/odd, like in the 90s for every Uma Thurman and Julia Roberts there were plenty of stunners like Demi Moore, Meg Ryan, Jennifer Connelly etc.

>>712432539 (OP)
so...you were by my side...all along...princess beach...

>>712452509
>Guys see the standard "hot" slop women in superhero and action films.
Except those types of films dont have those "slop" women in them as they used to. Even your dune 2 example has fucking zendaya as the lead. And while I love seydoo, shes not very intimidating to female consumers due to her age and unique features.

>>712432539 (OP)

Cg cutscenes game where all gameplay is to walk from one cutscene to next one . It will cost less if it was just a movie