How do you rate the Mario Kart World roster

>>712437365 (OP)
lazy. its the same character model with a different haircut

Eww, no thanks.

>swedish
>irish
>anglo
>italian

It's already diverse.

>>712437365 (OP)
automatically better than 8 for not having koopalings

>>712437365 (OP)
no

>Mario girls
Daisy is for Luigi, Pauline is for Donkey Kong and Rosalina is for me.

>>712437365 (OP)

>>712437365 (OP)
4/10. The lack of any new characters to the roster that aren't species in the world of Mario is disappointing

>>712437483
Ogggh fuck my dick
I can feel my test levels increasing the more I watch this, need a big bad black bitch so bad

>>712437971
isnt pauline new to mario kart?

>>712437365 (OP)
6/10 it's so fucking meh

>>712437515
>Irish
>Daisy the tan arab-coded princess of Sarsaland

>>712437365 (OP)
daisy is right there though?

>>712438445
She was added to 8D in the DLC

>>712438569
blue eyes, porcelain skin and light brown hair is arab coded?
arabs have grey/brown skin, brown and sometimes green eyes and dark brown or black hair

>>712437365 (OP)
>0/10
You know they're scraping the bottom of the barrel when the random fucking cow is playable.

>>712440281
Sarasaland is a mashup of various places but notably Egypt. She could be interpreted as a Phoenician/Greek Pharoah, or just as a noble, light-skinned Arab.

>>712437365 (OP)
Why? I'm so tired of negro warriors. Just go make your own shit

>>712443158
Did you buy Cyberpunk 2077 anon?

>>712438997
Go neck yourself faggot. Daisy is too cute to be a nigger

>>712437365 (OP)
Why do niggers make everything about themselves?

>>712437365 (OP)
3, 1, 2, 4

>>712437482
Retard

>>712437365 (OP)
I accept your offer

>>712443242
your wife is a monkey

>>712437483
Imagine the toilet destruction. Those bbw bitches be painting that toilet bowl for sure. Not even flushing.

>>712437365 (OP)
It seems fun, but I'm not buying a new console for one game. Maybe in a few months when the roster expands a bit more.
Also, retarded nigger doesn't understand that there's already a new black nintendo girl that was announced pretty recently. I'm sure she'll become DLC when her game is released.

>>712437656
>Pauline is for Donkey Kong
That's dumb

>>712437365 (OP)
Who is Stan? The DK3 bug guy? He's not there

>>712443651
She'll learn to love it

>>712437365 (OP)
I'd say they could add twintelle and her big fat ass from arms if they make a sequel but I'd much prefer min min and her big fat braps.

>>712443764
Creepy and sad.

>>712437483
America...

>>712437483
>Eggman convention

>>712437365 (OP)
>game is made exclusively by japs
>american niggers and söy drinking white faggots still bitch about no niggers
Jesus Christ, is it really not enough that you already have white people of multiple nationalities sucking your dick and catering to you?

>>712437365 (OP)
UM... WHERE'S THE HECKIN DIVERSITY? WE NEED MORE BLACK AND BROWN POC IN THIS GAME!!! WHERE'S THE LATINX FOLX? WHY THIS JAPANESE GAME FULL OF YPIPO? SO BLAND AND SPICELESS! DAISY IS BLACK-CODED Y'ALL!

>>712437483
Muh fukken dick

>>712437483
USA! USA!

>>712437483
How are these niggas got all of those money?

>>712443974
I like how american niggers are mad at the mexicans and telling them they “didn’t build everything for them”. the absolute irony and hypocrisy of those subhumans.

>>712444125
What are you talking about? They look pretty economically disadvantaged to me. This is what institutionalized racism looks like, anon.

>>712444450
I want some

>>712444556
Is it ice cream or just sparkly shit because of the magic food? Not that it matters to me.

>>712440281
Prior to like the 90s, Arabs were white as fuck.
You cant find pictures of people in Damascus in the 70s and be convinced it was the US. I dont know what the fuck happened in the last 20 years to make them the way they are today.

>>712444125
they got it from you

>>712437365 (OP)
What does he mean, Shaniqua Koopa is right here.

>>712444865
i'd slurp that

>>712444865
That looks really tasty ngl

>>712437483
>PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT

>>712437365 (OP)
give me a egyptian princess

>>712437483
This fatfest makes me sad

>>712444836
Why do they even do that, when they could just do it themselves?

ENTER

>Remove essentials
>Add cow

>>712443764
based and happy

>>712445215
Why would you want mixed race babies?

>>712437365 (OP)
If they give you cucks a nignog character, will that finally stop you fags from niggerizing Daisy?

>>712437365 (OP)
Lazy as fuck. They could have added Mario Characters from the RPGs or Paper Mario series. Instead there's a fucking Cow!

>>712437365 (OP)
I know /v/ is gay as hell, but a cute, demure black princess in a blue dress would make my dick diamonds.

Peach is polite, Daisy is a tomboy, Rosalina is dignified, Pauline is determined, make the black princess shy and coquettish.

>>712450334
Please go back to tumblrsky anon

>>712444865
is that sand?

>>712450334
Why black? Why not asian? Or latino? Native american? Inuit? Why always black?

>>712446796
No

>>712446861
Genobros… will we ever stop being persecuted so!!!

>>712450759
black's the only one that matters

>>712450759
Asian isn't dark enough to contrast with the others.

I'd take a cutie Native or Indian, though.

Bring back Bertha

>>712437365 (OP)
>now, we just need a black girl
Tiny Kong didn't make it in this one?

>>712450505
Listen here you little zoomer fuck, I’ve been posting here since 2004. I’m not going to let some little reddit zoomie bitch tell me to fuck off of MY board. 4chan has always loved black people and hated niggas. Learn the fucking difference and LURK MORE until you run your little bitch mouth again.

>>712437365 (OP)
Does the 9.2m mean ~10 million people saw this retarded shit?

>>712450759
Blacks are the sacred cows of white people.

>>712437365 (OP)
90% of all Twitter posts are made by 10% of users

>>712451263
It means they saw the original ”Stan” post, not the retarded nigger worship repost.

>>712451190
Nah go back. They're gross and look funny. At least you don't want a jeet

>>712451190
this

>>712437483

>>712437656
No Mario gets Peach and Pauline

>>712451380
Thanks. Appreciate the reply.

>>712437614
You will rike our upcoming drc!!!!

>>712451190
describe this picture in one word

>>712437483
No wonder black men go gay.

>>712437365 (OP)
Peach is having a stroke or something wtf

>>712443397
>>712451176
add Tiny and Hariet but make them even taller than the other girls

when you drift do you have to move the stick side to side like in mario kart ds

>>712437483
Is that moo moo farm?

>>712437365 (OP)
>Now we just need to insert niggers everywhere
I hate Americans so much

>>712437365 (OP)
I have that faggot muted on my Twitter account. Fuck you for making me see him here.

>>712451176
Her skin is white

>>712440692
Like that matters

>Expecting a rosterfag thread with some good picks
>Another twitter ragebait instead alongside the dumb fucks biting the bait as usual

>>712437365 (OP)
I'm not opposed to another mario princess I simply have no idea what theme the6 would go for though.
Daisy already encompasses all sporty elements and Rosa is the cosmic God angle.
So what else is there really? A cave women princess?
I think I'd just preffer wah peach

>>712450759
Because the thread asked for a black princess, if it bothers you so much, you should advocate for those groups instead of crying about black people.

>>712438569
Good joke twitter faggot
Just fucking look at Daisy, I think her owning a desert kingdom while being a white daisy flower (flowers don’t grow in deserts and whites aren’t Arab anymore) is ironically clever yet somewhat racist

>>712459667
Then I'll refactor my question into
>why are people always only asking for black characters? why is no one ever asking for more asian/latino/native etc characters?

>>712437365 (OP)
Do twitter people enjoy living like this

>>712459661
Wahpeach is cringe though. It was so cringe, it got rejected outright, which is a good thing.

>>712437656
Mario is for Pauline
Peach is for omg independent woman who don't need no man we celibate now

>>712437483
NEED a Big Beautiful Black Qveen

>>712459952
I find brown cartoon ladies hot.

>>712437365 (OP)
A mushroom kingdom nigger princess would be cool

>add New Donkers as a playable character, with white male, white female, black male, and black female as their skins

problem solved

>>712460064
Okay?

A cleopatra princess sharing some friendly rivalry with daisy would 100% work

>>712460212
There are lots of non-black yet brown skinned ethnicities grifter retard

>>712459661
Peach represents Mushrooms
Daisy represents Flowers
Rosalina represents Stars
There isn't really another fourth thing you could represent here. These are the three things that always appear in Mario iconography. The crown from Special Cup is redundant. Coins, maybe? How much overlap would there be with Pauline now that she's a mainstay, too?

>>712460326
Black is not a real race.
Caucasians made it up.

>>712450334
>>712451190
>4chan has always loved black people and hated niggas.
No, retard, we were always just racist, and rightfully so.

>>712460463
Then why didn't you start with that? Why is the twitter fag in the OP asking for black characters?

>>712460454
Maybe a ?block princess?

>>712437365 (OP)
Never really cared about the roster, but the princess outfits are nice

>>712460587
Why are you assuming i made the thread?

If they introduce a dark-skinned princess she's going to be raceless with something like white straight hair and red eyes.

>>712437365 (OP)
>People from a foreign country should cater to my specific cultural wants and desires
>No this doesn't apply the other way around
Considering the Japanese don't even care about adding an Asian Mario princess, you ain't getting shit

>>712437365 (OP)
I want to play as Regular Bob-Omb or Bob-Omb Buddy instead. King Bob-Omb is cool but I'm curious on regular Bob-Omb on how it taunts and poses when I see playable coin purses and biddybug/

>>712460742
What the hell was her problem?

>>712437365 (OP)
No wait, this retard may not be entirely wrong

>>712437365 (OP)
Daisy is black

>>712460742
You made this post >>712460212 (and maybe >>712459667) without bringing up the problem of black being a real race, why not start with that? Why not question the image in the OP instead of me?

>>712437483
Socio-economic factors hitting these bitches really hard I see...

>>712437483
Fatties aside, why would you want to go to a pool that busy?

>>712437365 (OP)
9/10 just needs the crossover characters, diddy, funky, and kamek
Also needs to let you lock your outfit so food doesn't change them

>>712460805
Even Rosalina was weird in retrospect. It was a long time since they added a female Mario character when Galaxy released. I wonder if we're ever going to get another Mario girl.

>>712437365 (OP)
>takes out actual characters and major bosses
>replaces them with generic enemies
Its shit.

>>712460805
Are any of the Mario princesses technically even “white”?

>>712460945
I didn't care enough I just lurked the thread for some brown cuties.
And I only replied to you dating I want brown cartoons in my games.
You posed the question directly to me so I responded.

>>712460818
Getting that stupid coin purse enemy instead of a bob_omb or a blooper is a travesty.

>>712437482
Meanwhile in reality

>>712461205
If the new york canon holds true then peach could potentially be white and Pauline deffinitly is.

It alright, I'm in for the outfits.

>>712461205
Daisy's the only one you could debate not being White.

>>712461421
Pauline is a pale latina

>>712461278
It's too bad Rosalina and Pauline weren't differentiated nearly as much from Peach

>>712461169
Here's the fucking thing
Characters in a fucking platformer exist for two primary roles
You either play as them or you fight them
Everything else is a glorified accessory
A gameplay mechanic at best and a fucking decoration at worst
This is Mario we're talking about
They're not gonna add a new princess solely for a decoration
At most it'll shit like the fucking Sprixies but it's hammered in hard that mainline Mario doesn't add characters superfluously especially if they're gonna be long term mainstays
Daisy was only made because Yokoi a game outside of the Mushroom Kingdom and she was only playable in later appearances because Peach needed a fucking partner in sports games
The only other best case scenario for people who do think Mario games deserve a minority quota is through Warioware since that game's cast is more lenient on new additions (especially humans) and do you really think the folks at Nintendo would suddenly mingle the casts together just as an excuse to shut up the gaijin the second a black woman is introduced there?

>>712451190
>4chan has always loved black people and hated niggas.
kill yourself, larper

>>712461469
Well, she's italian so maybe it counts as latino

>>712461484
I think it's a crucial detail.
I also suspect that daisy's body shape will be more akin to mario kart worlds in future games and the 2nd mario movie.

>>712461553
>because Peach needed a fucking partner in sports games
This has always been the story, but Peach already had one, it's Toad. So yes, Nintendo wanted an excuse to have more eye candy.

>>712461421
>>712461469
Daisy's arab if we go by the general "definitive" depiction of Sarasaland and I've seen people say she's possibly a tanned white and just has an expanded power because Sarasaland's technically an empire
Really the idea she's Middle Eastern is kind of faulty because again, Sarasaland is full of multiple kingdoms under the same banner
She's had some middle eastern inspired garb IIRC but I think that was universal for everyone unless I'm mistaken

>>712437365 (OP)
They got donkey kong for that

>>712440692
I see egypt, rapa nui, and china. these places are in completely different geographical locations. conclusion she's a cartoon

>>712438569
Daisy is a retard and a drunk, definitely scottish

>>712461421
People say Daisy was whitewashed because she looked tan in the N64 era
Here's her original Super Mario Land art by the way
Though admittedly they have been bringing back the tan

>>712461983
She looks pale there

>>712461685
It's possible, but going by Mario Wonder it's also possible Nintendo will just be less strict in how its characters are portrayed

>>712461169
Rosalina was a special case because Koizumi wanted more story and outright added the storybook in secret
Notably her role got diminished in Galaxy 2 when Miyamoto intervened which yeah proves the point that she was technically a decoration until finally becoming playable in 3D World (which lacked the mystique and appeal of her as a character prior)

>>712461983
in tennis she was also white

>>712462253
*finally becoming playable in a mainline entry

>>712443651
she named her city after DK.

>>712461983
To be fair she was just a Peach palette swap until the GCN era.

>>712462270
I was talking renders but yeah I get it but then again someone else pointed out everyone looked "tan" which kind of begs the question why Nintendo is bringing it back to begin with?

>>712450759
>Native American
It'll only happen if we get a Mario game with very heavy inspirations from Peter Pan (and even then the westerners would probably tell them that's a bad idea to have a Tiger Lily expy)

>>712437365 (OP)
>people still say "stan" in the year of our lord two thousand twenty and five

>>712459998
Look at all the likes xe got. Over 100 thousand likes. This is like crack cocain for leftoids. They KILL for this shit

>>712443158
One of the Japanese quote tweets is telling him to work at Nintendo in Japan if he's so passionate about it

>>712462410
Mario and Luigi had that "Asian yellow" skin while Peach and Wario were noticeably still white, probably because diversity in character casts were picking up steam around that time and it was something the marketing team made up.

>>712461750
>This has always been the story, but Peach already had one, it's Toad. So yes, Nintendo wanted an excuse to have more eye candy.
Camelot
Technically Camelot was the ones who bumped her presence with Mario Tennis

>>712461298
It’s New Donk City now, anon. Not Brooklyn.

>>712444832
>off-topic post
>lust provoking image
every time

>>712461421
Mario has an anime artstyle so they could honestly be all Asian.

>>712462819
Bots

>>712462981
New donk is just a small part of New York

>>712462965
Either way, it was all just a marketing scheme so that it sounded better than "we noticed a lack of cute girls". If they got rid of Daisy and Birdo, Yoshi and Peach would still have partners, and the roster would still have been big enough. We can thank Camelot for Daisy and Birdo becoming mainstays.

>>712444832
Lebanese Civil War, Syrian Civil War, Iraqi Civil War, ISIS. The white-passing ones got the fuck out or got killed.

>>712437365 (OP)
why are americans like this

>>712437365 (OP)
lol fuck wokes

Weird that Wario didn’t get a warioware costume, or that his biker/road ruffian costume didn’t just go for that.

If they made a black princess, what personality should she have to differentiate her from the others?

>>712463492
That green oc princess is cute

>>712463610
Lust for BWC

>>712463610
Scaredy cat

>>712438569
I bet you think Cleopatra is Egyptian.

>>712437656
>uses Rosetta's slave name
>still dares to say she belongs to him

Is it an illusion, or did they totally nerf Pauline's measurements?

>>712463237
Wrong

This is problematic

>>712438569
SARASALAND IS COMPOSED OF FOUR KINGDOMS AND ISN'T JUST NOT-EGYPT DESERT SHITHOLE YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>712464032
Her head is bigger so they do look a little smaller but they are a little nerfed also which is weird since she’s still busty in Mario Golf Super Rush

>>712450759
Out of all the races that matter, blacks have the lowest IQ and are therefore the least successful, which causes white libs to be especially patronizing towards them.

>>712463492
There's nothing wrong with personal wants
What's fucking wrong is trying to act as if you're on a higher moral pedestal and to make it everyone else's problem
It's utterly divorced with how Nintendo makes games let alone a Mario game.
If Nintendo isn't prioritizing depicting their own race in these games, why would they prioritize adding a black woman?

>>712440692
>>712461912
I always thought Sarasaland is just where she's from which is a desert kingdom, but the other kingdoms in Mario Land are just where you travel though to rescue her.

>>712451160
BOOM BOOM SHACKA LACKA BOOM BOOM

>>712459661
I wish secondaries would fuck off. The wario series has actual female characters they could use.

>>712464068
Nah new donk is litterally just the city on the weird monolith you play on in game. In the distance you litterally see new york land marks buildings

>>712464250
Niggers are subhuman but American Indian is honestly the worst. Highest rates of murder, rape, drug abuse, alcoholism, and suicide in the country despite getting free college, healthcare for life, and straight up money from the government

>>712437365 (OP)
Pretty AGP friendly though :3

>>712464402
Okay? But I'm curious about a MARIO princess not a wario character

>>712463610
Purple outfit, stoic but teasing, crimson eyes.

>>712443974
>Japanese developers make white characters
>No one cares
>People also want black characters
>This is literally white genocide!!
Let's keep the raceswapped Daisy art coming

>>712464759
Here's the difference, those Japanese devs made those white girls out of their own free will without clamor or demand from outside interference
If Nintendo WANTED to add black female in Mario by all means, go ahead but to make it in service of annoying gaijin is idiotic
Why should they cater to "us" in that regard?
What makes American demands for representation that much more valuable that people from a fucking country need to oblige to?

>>712464671
>Anon has a problem with picrel

>>712464963
*from a fucking foreign country

>>712464574
Why do people keep bringing up age gap porn??

>>712464759
>japs make white characters just because they want to and wanting to make money from white gaijin that actual buy their games
>nobody cares
>american niggers that are used to screeching about everything and getting what they want from white people otherwise claim “racism” demand people from another country and ethnicity do the same
>hurr durr you’re a hypocrite!!!!!!!!!!
Kill yourself.

>>712460212
Damn, I can't read handwritten for shit, what is this? Washi??? Tomo(da???)chi???

>>712465001
I don't hate captain syrup.
I do hope they bring her back

>>712464759

>>712464963
>If Nintendo WANTED to add black female in Mario by all means, go ahead but to make it in service of annoying gaijin is idiotic
And how exactly would they make a black or brown female character from the mario franchise in this day of age if they actually wanted to? How would people know that they wanted to actually do that without outside interference in this day of age exactly?? People would still suspect it was demand from outside interference in this day of age no matter what.

Btw, I may be wrong but... the Mario and Zelda franchise were made to be white to specifically cater to western audiences, if I recall correctly, right?

>>712437656
All of them are for Rosalina's thick hung cock.

>>712465793
Zelda was influenced by western fantasy literature
Japan fucking loves that shit
>People would still suspect it was demand from outside interference in this day of age no matter what.
Unfortunately yeah people are pretty dumb but really if it stills fall under general design philosophy for Mario and doesn't stick out like a sore thumb the same way adding a new human character period would come across as.
It's hard to explain I know but it loops back to earlier what was said about characters in these games being basically decorations if they have no role in gameplay.
It's not meant to be taken completely as a bad thing since arguably Pauline in Odyssey is a decoration by that logic but also she's the only human with prominence outside of Mario, Peach, etc in that game.
Really if one of the Sprixies was darker skinned I don't think people would have mind.....okay everyone but /v/ and half of twitter would have mind but I hope I'm getting the point across.

>>712443397
>>712457396
That's a white girl monkey though.

just noticed that theres a carpet/tarp in Shy Guy Bazaar that has Phantos as a pattern on it
very cute

When is the rest of pic related coming in?

>>712465793
Mario kind of?
Donkey Kong was originally going to be a Popeye game after all but even still there's the Tanuki suit which dismisses any notion that Mario was made to service westerners completely.
Mario being so "white dominated" feels more like a result of a collection of western influences rather than a specific desire to pander to said audience (also yeah East Asian cultures don't like dark skin)

inb4 they add more humans (including a black girl) as DLC
But they're realistic looking New Donkians

>>712465579
>doesn't know strokes for kana
It never even began for you
Also it's ダ and ら

>>712451160
Anon....thats a fish

>>712461169
I think what helped ease Rosalina is that she originally looked more like Peach before branching off into her own thing detail by detail
The inherent problem with a black female in Mario is that we don't have a strong universal reference for what she'd even look like.
The idea alone is kind of "fanficy" no different than any other human being added into the ensemble because a lot of what made these characters to begin with stems from a gameplay over story design philosophy (with Rosalina being an exception that proves the rule).
Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina are perfectly uniformed with Mario's iconography (mushrooms, flowers, and stars) and Pauline was there since the beginning so adding a new female (who mind you would presumably be in the franchise for the long run) is hard to visualize without coming across as well, forced even if she wasn't black.

>>712461484
Rosalina is supposed to be a giant, but they shrunk her down to fit in a Kart. I don't know why since Piranha plant and wiggler are also fucking huge.

Daisy is basically black

Nintendo isn't gonna add a black girl to Mario because the second they do, twitter would just move onto bitching about her light or dark her skin color is

>>712461764
Daisy is either Middle Eastern or Eastern Asian since she has a tan skin and a rounder face than the other girls

>>712466319
>Unfortunately yeah people are pretty dumb
Yeah, not the dumb niggers demanding representation in a 40 year old Japanese game series set in a fantasy world though. They’re just part of the “normal” and “regular” people that would love more diversity in Mario because that’s the one thing it was missing.

>>712467641
She has vitiligo?

>>712467738
Do you bitch over Barret Wallace?
Look, if Nintendo wanted to add a black character in Mario that's their decision but that should only be their decision.

>>712467695
And it would add the same problem that Disney has (so what about MY race) and another white looking girl would face huge backlash

>>712467829
>Do you bitch over Barret Wallace?
>hurr durr its just one time why do you care?
>fast forward 20 years
>see its been like this forever so why do you care about it now???
Kill yourself

>>712467190
I only know them as they come out when I type them. Anything written differently that's not an easily identifiable shape I very much struggle.
But thanks, but I also still wouldn't be able to tell that's a ら without it.

>>712437365 (OP)
Pretty fucking shit

>>712437656
actually rosalina is for me

>>712468147
Artistic freedom is above you, me, and twitter Anon
It's Nintendo's choice to call the shots or not, not our's

>>712460064
Shut the fuck up, Nu-Onkosomaru

>>712468852
Anon, the days of artistic integrity within Nintendo is gone now. They even cut their longstanding voice actor that has worldwide critical recognition just to save a few bucks when they're the most profitable they've even been in their entire history. Anything they add now won't be about art, it will be how much profit they see out of it.

>>712464032
Pauline's proportions change by game, she's fucking huge, twice taller than Mario and normal proportioned in Odyssey but cartoony, big headed and barely taller than Mario in other games.

>>712440250
And she was in Tour before that if you wanna count the mobile game.

>>712437656
Luigi already stuck his spicy sausage in Rosalina, sorry.

>>712457396
No, keep my girl a stack.

I wonder how many kids are pairing Rosalina and Pauline up with the Wario bros

>>712457894
>>712463492
It's not Americans, it's leftists, especially Canadians. The whole cult of Leftism revolves around anti-whiteness, notice how they never ask for more diversity in games with an all asian/latino/black cast, only when it's whites then it's a problem.

>>712437365 (OP)

>>712437656
Pauline is Mario's mother

>>712469829
Pauline is the daughter of Lady and Cranky Kong. Her brown hair comes from Cranky's side. Donkey Kong is her half sibling.

>>712464310
>If Nintendo isn't prioritizing depicting their own race in these games, why would they prioritize adding a black woman?
Same can be said with anime. Japs want to make themselves look white. Afterall, anime (Astro Boy) is inspired by western Disney cartoons which was nearly all white.

>>712469829
not 100% on that chief

>>712463610
fun sassy, not bitch sassy

>>712437365 (OP)
I have Daisy with perfect outfits.
The only thing lacking is more of them.
>>712437656
Fuck off and die in a fire, shipfaggot.

>>712466464
Where is Sora?

>>712470025
>Movie
Not canon. Kill yourself

>>712437365 (OP)
just add dixie for fucks sake nintendo

>>712470147
He's busy

>>712470294
NTA but Warioware/the RPGs are not canon either yet y'all want these clowns playable.

>>712470375
They didn't even add Diddy.

>>712461130
You can turn off the transformation in settings.

>>712469940
>>712470025
>not 100% on that chief
but not 0%?

Anyways, I was just thinking, (even before the movies), that since they are trying to establish that the gorilla in (the original) Donkey Kong will later be known as "Cranky Kong" and the Donkey Kong, (Donkey Kong Jr.), we have nowadays (with the tie) is his (grand)son; I just thought that since they are trying to do that, they could go a step further and make Mario "Jumpman" Mario from (the original) Donkey Kong be The Mario Bros' father, "Mario Sr." thus making Pauline from (the original) Donkey Kong their mother.

I mean, she does look like a MILF, doesn't she

>>712470919
Making Jumpman his own separate character was the most retarded decision, as if the Donkey Kong lore wasn't retarded enough

>>712470443
>ya'll
faggot and retarded, impressive

>>712443337
Blacks are incredibly narcissistic (there have been actual studies supporting this iirc), and this is fueled by self-hating white liberals

>>712470112
>I have Daisy with perfect outfits.
The thread knows

>>712472112
Why are Daisy (and Rosalina) fans like this?

>>712464032
She's different in every game, her chest was at its largest in those two games (both made by Camelot soft)
Her hips in the trophy seem to be in line with the Mario Kart version

>>712472527
She looks like she should be a complete bimbo but really isn't. Like blow-up doll who came to life Pinocchio-style.

>>712437515
They're all Japanese. Mario characters are canonically actors playing roles and putting on funny accents.

>>712472721
Not really a bimbo, more like a classy seductive lady

>>712473054
>classy seductive lady
miss when gaming had characters like this, now its either boring coomer shit or muh muscle mommy faggy shit. gotta have more variation in types of women

Removing Miis was a mistake.

>>712464130
Heaven is problematic?

>>712473054
She's got classic bimbo makeup, not classy at all.

>>712465591
Wario needs to get a new land game if you want any chance for that to happen.

>>712469516
Sparks of Hope missed out on a prime opportunity to have the Rabbids interact with the Broodles.

>>712438569
Sweetie, they did DNA tests on the Pharaohs and they are very closely related to modern day paddies. Modern day Egyptians are actually Arabs, not really Egyptians and the big influence of her Kingdom is Egypt. King Tut shares DNA with 70% of all Britons (English, Irish, etc) and only 1% with Arabgyptians.

>>712473814
>paddies
So they farmed rice?

>>712463492
>find tan to dark skin in all varieties attractive
>somehow I shouldn't ask for that in media I consume
I'm never gonna stop.

>>712473967
I meant it as a way to refer to Irish people.

>>712437365 (OP)
Japan doesn't like dark skinned people. They are too scary.

>>712474161
There are too many words for them. Micks, boyos, Taigs.

>>712437656
Donkey already has Candy, and no one likes bestiality anyway, Pauline is just Mario's side girl when he doesn't have Peach at the moment

>>712473054
yep, that vintage classy New York woman, a rarity in Mario games. Not the bimbo zoomers think she is.

>>712464189
>Desert Princess
It's official

>>712459661
There's a ghost princess