The protagonist of the last video game you played has to steal Scrooge McDuck's Number One Dime.
What is his strategy and how badly does he fail?

>>712439121 (OP)
>Player character from Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Um, I guess team up with Chococat (the smart one) and come up with a strategy with all the other residents.
Doesn’t really matter though as Scrooge can easily defeat any of the characters from that game.

>>712439121 (OP)
Hoi4 German Reich. I guess I'll send the wehrmacht to gather this artifact, which will help in the war.

>>712439121 (OP)
Marth. Warp staff himself to the Dime. Then use the Fire Emblem to steal it.

He gets one shot by Scrooge.

>>712439121 (OP)
fucker is too cheap to even hire securities, I will just waltz right in and steal it.

>Sly cooper (second game)
He wins easily

>>712439121 (OP)
>Sisters of Twilight
I'm not entirely sure why they'd even want it, but it'd probably involve flying in from above and snatching it.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Spelunky 2
Scoorge is like the ultimate version of Shopkeeper, so it probably ends in a hilarious suicide by bomb or falling into spikes.

>>712441845
the money bin is surrounded by a minefield

>>712441847
Nah, better thieves have failed. Sly doesn't even have magic(usually).

>>712441845
RIP

>>712442192
his nephews walk inside his money bin almost every day, you are probably a retard if you can't find a safe route.

>Zagreus
He will have to keep attempt to climb the 12 floors of the money bin, facing one of Scrooges family members (Donald, The nephews)or other villans (Beagle Boys, Magica, Arsene Lupin) on each floor.
Final boss will be Scrooge himself. With extreme measures turning him into prime Klondike Scrooge.
If he ever somehow beat Scrooge he will be blown away by Scrooge's canon and be forced to repeat the climb

>>712439121 (OP)
OK, time for a smash and grab.
>Doesn't bring a big enough drill
>Gets the shit beat out of them by an old duck

>>712442193
But you forget. Sly Cooper is better than thieves who are better than him.

>>712442340
And then he wins.
>>712439121 (OP)
Unfortunately the last protagonist I played as was Sora. So I don't think he'd try to steal the dime at all in the first place because that would be stealing.

>>712439121 (OP)
No ability in rimworld can even get past a door

>>712442304
His nephews are Master Junior Woodchucks though.

>>712441847
I could see Scrooge begrudgingly respecting Sly
>>712443134
Sora wouldn't need to steal it. He'd get to hold it because it's the heart of that world or something.

>>712443641
the OLDER nephew

He hits one of Scrooge's traps and goes whoa! and something funny happens

>>712439121 (OP)
>The protagonist of the last video game you played has to steal Scrooge McDuck's Number One Dime.
What plane does Trigger get?

>>712439121 (OP)
Minecraft

He just tries to tunnel for it. Probably gets an anvil to the head for his trouble.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Yi
He'd probably challenge Scrooge to a fight and get clowned on McDuck style...

>My FFV party consisting of 2 Knights a Monk and a Geomancer

Idk, is scrooges cane counterable as physical attack?

Canon weaknesses: Evil women, tsundere.

>>712445491
Also greed

>>712439121 (OP)
>My driver Homonculus from Motor Town
Get a cover job as a contracted armored truck driver on his payroll. Do a good job for a year or two. One day just disappear with a truckload of gold. They'll find me a la Ocean's Twelve a year or so later. Time for another heist to pay off the first one.

>>712445491
>Evil women
He was never weak against pic related.

>Hitman 2: SA
47 subdues Launchpad, steals his garb, infiltrates the manor, disables security, swipes the dime and replaces it with a fake, calmly walks back to Launchpad's plane, and then flies off back to his HQ

>>712445961
Yes he is. She's gotten the coin several times, only losing it again because of her own messups.

>>712440730
>send the wehrmacht
that's really more of a Thule Society job

>>712445409
how powerful would Gill Toss be with the dime?

>>712439121 (OP)
The last game I played, I played as a create-a-character self insert.
Fuck the dime, I want that old man.

EU4. I prepare my vassal swarm as Burgundy, coupled with the vassals i stole from France. I believe after a few years of sieging and 100000 dead on both sides the coin should highly likely be mine.
Permanent buff, the first coin of scrooge van duck: reduces your inflation by 0.10% every year

TF2 mercs.
So Beagle Boys, but slighty smarter on average.
Scrooge would probably hire the other merc team, turning into your average TF2 match.

>>712445961
More like Magica De Sex.

>>712445961
She is South Italian.

They barely qualify as people.

>>712448262
So true.

>>712448635
ZAMN

>>712439121 (OP)
Robin (type 3) is an expert tactician, so she could easily nab the coin. Unfortunately, this would activate reinforcements and a random thief would steal the coin in a scuffle. Robin and Scrooge would work together to retrieve it on an epic quest: Robin would use it for her own purposes, then return it to Scrooge.
https://youtu.be/umRrhSLp668?si=e54_v9mhQ-6I2eSH

>>712442304
>>712443964
Duck comic Donald is an absolute badass though

>>712448981
>So she could easily nab the coin
Been years since I played Awakening. Do they have treasure chests in that game?

>>712448635
You'd have to be a fool not to.

>>712441847
Arsene lupin was such a good thief he could steal your underpants off your body and the filament from the bulb in your camera while you were looking at him and scrooge STILL beat him while he was armed in a suit of armor that could dissolve any matter that touched it. Scrooge curbstomps sly

>>712449479
I've just started the game (currently at the snowy, unified castle).
All of the items I've acquired are simply glowing sparkles on single tiles.

>>712448635
I am not sexually attracted to ducks.

...BUT!

>>712442723
the Payday crew vs the Money Bin would be fun

>>712449661
I would risk Scrooge's wrath to get her the dime any day. For the right price.

>>712448635
>>712450342
How do the italians keep getting away with this

>>712450342
>>712448635
How about this semen demon?

So what route are we going?

>>712450638
I'm not as fat as the Beagle Boys so I'd try my luck with the slide from the bedroom.

>>712450765
Keep in mind that's still like a 30 foot drop into metal. Maybe it'd be best to bring a rope.

>>712450872
Surely I can swim in the money just like the duck-Ouch!

>>712442927
But scrooge is still scrooge who is the uncle of Donald "zetta flare" Duck. Sly has no chance against that plot armor.

>>712442723
>>712450282
Would modern payday players appreciate a comedy run where they can't win?

>>712450496
I've literally just started reading DoubleDuck. She's cute, maybe even on par with Lyla from PKNA.

>>712444746
trigger gets shot down by scrooge in an old biplane while he monologues about being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies.

And he made it SQUARE.

>>712450342
Agreed.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Pokemon Black
I use my Leavanny to babysit the triplets while my Dewott, Sawk and Pansear charge into the vault and set off every trap for me. They are being boxed once I reach the desert so it doesn't matter if they suffer slapstick violence.

>Played Ducktales on the NES

>>712439121 (OP)
I played Project Zomboid and I think the Knox infection could wipe out all of Duckburg, but then fail to get the Number One Dime because the zombies are too stupid to lift it up the pedastal and carry it around.

>>712439121 (OP)
>My pretender god, Bird Hitler, has to steal a dime.
With air paths he could just cloud trapeze in but it would be easier to send a black servant to do it for him.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Dark Souls player character
He'll be fine

>Good morning, mr. McDuck, I'm here to apply for that new butler position.
>My deepest condolences for your former butler, it was truly a terrible accident.

>>712439121 (OP)
my succubus elin.

She probably killsand eats random people in duckburg until she's strong enough to just bruteforce her way past McDuck's defenses

>SS13 atmospherics engineer
Since I am a space station 13 character I can do anything any role can, but I have mostly atmos and engineering tools
i can either break the safe with fantasy explosive gases and run or deconstruct the walls, mess with electricity, and make smaller explosions for unhackable doors.
For getting out, I can't carry too much explosive gas but ss13 has IRL guns so if I were to buy them i could use them against scrooge
In some versions you can make a rail gun that shoots iron rods at great speeds which you need to recharge on station grid but engineers can find parts and materials for it in their department so I could use it as some sniper or last resort
I would most likely lose anyways

>>712452262
Given that the OP image uses Don Rosa's artwork, in that continuity Scrooge doesn't have a butler, but rather a secretary. 47 dressing up as a female duck would be comedy.

>>712451149
Based.

>>712447262
>LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A FAGGOT
>couldn't even bother to post the game
kys

>>712451741
This but Ducktales Remastered on PS3. What happens when 3 Mcducks collide?

>>712439121 (OP)
why is don rosas art so pleasant?

>>712452682
shut up and let it die already, nigger

>>712453037
>getting mad at the one fag in the thread when half of the thread is lusting after magica

>>712453093
IIRC he was an engineer before drawing shit, which affected the way he learned to draw cartoons.

>>712454080
Architect, but both draw buildings on paper. One for efficiency, one for aesthetics.

>>712451149
I don't understand how people can be attracted to ducks and birds. Idk the bill is just too weird for me. Webbed feet also is a bug turn off.

>>712453301
all the replies to OP were on topic until the pretentious homo showed up to proclaim his love for cock
probably didn't even play the game (if it even exist) he claims because he was too busy getting his crust busted

Barks and Rosa stories mog all Marvel/DC comics ever made.

>>712455794
Giga based. I also like Vicar though his stories aren't all that adventorous.

>>712455794
Nah stuff like Fourth World is really good. No need for an us vs them thing.

>Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum
Mine can hack everything remotely, phase walls, and become a windmill of death with a giant (like two dozen meters) sword that also phases through walls
i think he will be fine

>>712439121 (OP)
I'm currently playing Horizon 1 and I think Aloy will do quite well, unless you lock her in immediately.

>>712452208
>implying scrooge isn't a pretender god of equal power

Only Donald from KH3 could take him on.

>>712456241
What are scrooge's paths?

>>712455794
Didn't Barks not like Rosa all that much?

>>712456369
Gold and Greed.

>>712451067
how did donald get away with casting what's probably the most powerful spell in the final fantasy universe and the kh one too

>>712456607
Merlin taught him well. He did look pretty exhausted after doing it though.

>>712450638
>employee lounge the same size as the broom closet
>mailbag carrier recovery station
peak environmental storytelling

The real question is, can Donald at his angriest beat Prime Scrooge at his angriest?

>>712451148
It's truly a missed April Fools opportunity.

>Disco Elysium
I can't even imagine how he would fuck it all up, let alone pull it off

>that time Donald smashed the bad guy's head with the holy grail and broke it

>>712455905
Vicar certainly was prolific, I'll give him that. He might still have the record for most Duck comics made.

>>712456921
Not a chance.

Someone should make a tower defense game where you play as scrooge. You have infinite money to build defenses but the objective is to win while spending as little money as possible.

>>712456921
As powerful as that duck is, he stands not a chance against Scrooge McDuck.

>Dante
lol, easy

>>712455905
>his stories aren't all that adventorous.
He only wrote two of his comics, everything else was written by someone else. He basically was an artist, not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>712457049
>then he tries to rope it back together since no one brought glue

>>712457323
Donald is made of stronger stuff. He literally was just born in the wrong era

>>712455905
the format of the photo made it in the thumbnail look like this was the classic photo of Don at his convention table with the "this is NOT ducktales" plaque

>Astlibra protagonist
considering he beats the shit out of gods, I'd say it's a pretty even fight. he'd still return the dime even if he won since he's a nice guy. gonna be hell of an optional bossfight though.

>>712456921
I think he could, but we'll never know because he would never go true berserk on his uncle.

>>712457595
kino

>>712456921
yes, prime Scrooge's absurd acts in Life and Times are not meant to be taken literally and Scrooge was never as angry as Hortense, and Donald's the son of not just Hortense but another duck that's equally as angry- in this family, anger seems to pass down genetically

>>712457595
For sure is he strong, but he is and always will be number 2 behind Scrooge.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Unreal Tournament '99
There is no protagonist, just a bunch of far future psychos endlessly sprinting at the objective, being killed by the defenses, respawning again outside of the house and keeping half the state awake with endless screams of
>MY HOUSE
>I JUST SLAUGHTERED THAT GUY
>SAME TEAM IDIOT
>TRY TURNING THE SAFETY OFF

>>712457759
>prime Scrooge's absurd acts in Life and Times are not meant to be taken literally
I like the story about how some French readers gave Rosa some flack for making Scrooge so strong, when at the end of the day you could just imagine some of those fights being embellishments of the truth

>>712457963
It's worth remembering the comic as it was coming out and that Rosa wasn't yet the household name he became. From that point of view, they're just seeing Americans, after decades of neglecting the heritage of Disney Comics and leaving it to Europeans to develop them, jump in, go "we're making the REAL backstory of Scrooge", and making him an action hero. In those circumstances I think it's reasonable to scoff and go "Americans can't help but just make shit superheroes"- especially when in the current day, that's exactly what Marvel is doing to Scrooge in the issues they're making

>>712458240
Yeah, it's just kind of amusing in retrospect. And then PK got his own comic by Italians...

>>712457842
donald is my favorite duck because he wouldn't be afraid to start a losing battle against scrooge just to make a point. if scrooge is sinking too deep into greed donald is there to slap his shit (though he'd likely lose) and drag him back to decency. he's a sort of moral barrier for scrooge imo.

>Warband
Sixty Swadian knights get stuck in the hallway and die horribly while I duel a supercenitarian duck with a cane

>>712452682
>Since I am a space station 13 character I can do anything any role can, but I have mostly atmos and honk tools
>i can either break the safe with fantasy honk gases and run or deconstruct the walls, honk with electricity, and make smaller explosions for unhackable honks.
>For honking out, I can't carry too much honk gas but ss13 has IRL honks so if I were to buy them i could honk them against scrooge
>In some honks you can make a honk gun that honks iron honks at honk speeds which you honk to honk on honk grid but honks can honk honks and honks for it in their honk so I could honk it as some honk or honk honk
>I honk honk honk honk anyhonks

>>712439121 (OP)
> Starcom Unknown
> my charecter pilots a dreadnought designed to melt other dreadnoughts

I think Scrooge McDuck is about to be Scrooge McDead

>MtG Arena
not even remotely a fair contest, i'm a near-omnipotent reality bending wizard that can summon backup from alternate universes. Scrooge has no chance of defending that dime.

>>712458521
The funniest thing in those stories is when they're digging up old stuff from Scrooge's past in the money bin and Donald just says it's old garbage.

>>712450638
I'd try to get into the basement through sewers/well/pump room, main entrance is a no-go and I think windows are unrealistic as well. the chute could work, but I don't see where the chute leads. the roof seems trap-free, but getting there unnoticed by passerbys would be difficult, also the hatch is definitely wired to an alarm and scrooge would be on you in seconds if you triggered it.
I'd like to know how high the employee stairs lead and where do the stairs on the eleventh floor go.

>>712456921
If we go full power scaling wiki autism, consider even that gif you just posted. He pulls on a landline phone so hard it rips a telephone pole in half from a block away and sends it flying through the wall without slowing down.
The strongest single feat prime Scrooge did (that I remember) was pulling in two ship smokestacks he was shackled between.
Make of that comparison what you will... I can't tell what that means for either of them.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Yuuya Bridges from Muv-Luv Alternative Total Eclipse
Like a retard, he flies his Shiranui against the money bin, is blocked by whatever defensive measures Gyro Gearloose set up against mech suits.
Nobody's getting that dime, gentlemen.

>>712445961
>never
Carl Barks begs to differ

>Kris Deltarune
Opens Dark Fountain, has to fight every single coin in The Money Bin separately.

>>712461432
That was after Scrooge was told his mother died and was mocked for it.

Meanwhile this is Donald dealing with a mundane if persisting annoyance.

>>712450638
>no exterior defenses on the building listed
unless the place is surrounded by AA guns whats to stop you from just paratrooping onto the roof and blasting your way in through the hatch?

>>712461527
Should just agree and copulate, McDuck.

>>712462043
Scrooge's taxes pay the entire military base of Ducktown so he can (and has) ordered Surface-to-Air missiles on express delivery

>tf2 spy
easy, just dress as goldie o'gilt

>>712462043
you don't want to be noticed by passerbys/police, paratrooping is typically quite noticable. also you don't want to alert scrooge >>712461243 you're supposed to ghost the heist or you're toast.

thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWwSVOo5K_k

>>712439121 (OP)
>Pauline from Mario Kart
Uh, she doesn't.

>>712462337
life and time is unironically one of the best works of fiction ever created

>>712462275
Shit. That would actually work.

>>712445961

>>712462596
Yeah, shame about [current year] morals deciding future generations won't be allowed to read it

>>712462636
you sure?

>>712462809
This is me irl with every crush I've ever had except the one I actually asked out and got rejected by

>>712462786
Sez you
I bought the entire Don Rosa collection with his commentaries on each story years ago pre-censors

>>712462882
Yes, I've had physical copies for year as well but we're a small bulwark before the purge

>>712439121 (OP)
Tommy Vercetti from GTA Vice City. He goes into Scrooges compund wearing nothing but body armor. He is loaded with weaponry. He has a high caliber pistol, smg, shotgun, assault rifle and a bazooka. He kills Scrooges guards one by one until he reaches the dime. He takes it and runs again shooting every guard in the way and escapes with the Infernus. Mission completed 100000$

>name is Keno Don Rosa
>makes kino

>>712460446
And then you find out his moneybin is actually a super dreadnought

>>712462878
You know what it means anon.
Time to leave it all and go mine in the final frontier.

>>712462809
Scrooge got stunned by Goldie visiting him in his moneybin office and kissing him in one of the other comics.

>>712463069

how did donald duck and scrooge mcduck get so popular in europe, i thought they hated american media and culture

>Facade
Trip ejects everyone from the house
Walk in and take coin

>>712463121
Europeans have an appreciation for works of art regardless of their origin. Carl Barks and his acolytes made some damn fine comics. Americans rejected them for not being about men in spandex punching each other, sadly.

>>712439121 (OP)
The schizo chick from Lost In Vivo? She would cry and hallucinate dime monsters attacking her. Maybe the dog could swipe it.

>>712462882
>>712462969
got the physical collection of barks
got the physical collection of rosa
CAN'T CENSOR ME NOW

>>712456785
Rosa is just a genius desu

>>712463121
those damn italians made some very good comics

>>712463121
Old Disney comics got reprinted in Europe, eventually becoming weekly publications. However, because Disney stopped producing comics in the US, those European publishers contracted various artists to keep the comics going, and that led to a whole Duck (and Mickey) Comics industry in Europe, while in US the ducks are mostly known through cartoons like Ducktales.

>>712463121
They strike a similar cord to old euro adventure comics like TinTin or Asterix. Kids these days read Manga though.

>>712462767

>>712439121 (OP)
I think Eve will manage perfectly

does the average american even know about scrooge, the money bin etc.

>>712463121
I don't think there is a single answer to that, but for me it's always been that they represent perseverance through hardships of daily life and work. donald and scrooge are very average joes all things considered, unlike say, mickey mouse who is very gary stu and larger than life.

>>712463121
Scrooge and Donald are actually very moral ducks and didn't cheat their way up (except that one time with Scrooge and he truly regrets it and it literally haunted him for decades). There's one comic where Scrooge's factory in the wilderness is making him a lot of money but is destroying the environment and the Not!Indians home. Scrooge tries to deny it but when confronted with the truth with his own eyes he prevents anyone else from destroying the factory, instead doing it himself because it's his responsibility.

Donald is more seen as a voice of reason underneath all his clumsiness. When Scrooge and Flintheart Glomgold where arguing about something Donald walked up to them and called them retards arguing over nothing.

>>712463383
>to Americans, Mickey is just the bland annoying mascot for Disney
>to Europeans, Mickey is a hardboiled detective
Wild.

>>712439121 (OP)
Might have a shot at it, but it's likely even if he wins he might decide it's not worth it in the end.

>>712463526
and it is kino

>>712463632
mickey mouse in gotham city?

>>712463521
>When Scrooge and Flintheart Glomgold where arguing about something Donald walked up to them and called them retards arguing over nothing.
His rage at Scrooge and Magica is legendary

There was one italian Beagle Boy story I thought was really funny. They go to a crime convention and everybody's making fun of them for never having cracked the money bin, and they get goaded into doing a heist that seems suicidally impossible. But they pull it off like complete pros because they've basically been level grinding on the world's most secure target for years.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Wario
I'm guessing he runs in and starts breaking things, with most of Scrooge's defenses doing little more than slowing him down and/or inadvertently helping him along.

>>712451067
Zettaflare won't hit Sly. And Scrooge won't be able to do it anyway.

>>712463632
Mickey also has the best villain in all of Disney.

>>712463526
To be fair, even in the European comics sphere Mickey tends to be kind of goodytwoshoes whatever guy, depending on who's writing the story. There's some good actiony stories involving some of his iconic foes, like Phantom Blot (that America has almost effectively forgotten), but those aren't the majority.
Hell, in some places some of those Detective Mickey comics are butt of jokes. Mostly in that there's some one-page Detective Mickey comics, where it presents some case (jewel robbery or the like), and you are meant to solve who dun it based on what's said and shown in the panels, only for the solution to be something pretty asinine.

>>712463521
>except that one time with Scrooge and he truly regrets it and it literally haunted him for decades

>>712463292
you sure about that?

>>712439121 (OP)
Im sorry Mr Scrooge, but I need that dime
PURGING SLASH

>>712464142
>walk out
>see this
>never get reprinted again

>>712439121 (OP)
holy shit its the goat simulator 2 goat
that dime is dead

>>712464142
>wants to go and apologize to his sisters
>gets sidetracked on a 23 year journey to become the richest duck
>then tells his family to fuck off
Smarter than smarties, but not heartier than hearties

>>712464232
many such cases

>>712463852
I need to read more of the old Floyd Gottfredson comics. Them, KH, and the Ruddish shorts unironically made me a Mickey fan.

>>712464232
Disney has forbidden Rosa's comics from being reprinted in the first place, maybe because of the zombie, but also because of Rosa's own antics.
Fuck Disney, man. Good thing I have a full physical collection of Rosa's works. I should go and get a Barks collection, too.

>last game I played was C&C3KW

either assault the money bin with hordes of suicide bomber cultists, or use stealth technology to get inside and steal it (this CAN work, Arpin Lusene did it before), or use a stolen GDI Ion Cannon to just... crack the safe open.

or alternatively, build a financial empire based on tiberium that will dwarf Scrooge and simply outright buy the coin.

>>712463876
and there's the whole line of mickey being a detective, noir style

>>712464395
Yeah he ain't bad

>>712439121 (OP)
Considering I attempted a hand-to-hand-only build and couldn't even sneak, had to run all the way past the tutorial dungeon, 0% chance to succeed.

>>712464516
>but also because of Rosa's own antics.

that was due to fans assaulting Rosa about the comics printed in his name, that he had nothing to do with. Disney printing Rosa's duck comics was not a problem, Disney printing Rosa Comics Collections was a problem, and even then his issue wasn't reprinting but the lack of creative control over the process (the comics got printed in bad quality, wrong order, wrong colors, etc)

He had to copyright/trademark his own name so he can put a word in the process. He got his comics done often in giant book collections since, so it worked out.

>>712464540
I distinctly remember there being a story where Mickey was poisoned, and he was told he needed to find the culprit to find the cure within 24 hours or he'd die, or something. In the end he played dead just to get the culprit to coff up the antidote, after having painted his face morbidly greenish.Compared to the typical weekly Mickey funnies, that was pretty dark.

>>712439121 (OP)
She flies into his vault on a broom.

>>712464771
Right, I had read all that stuff, but I was blanking out on the exact details.
Still, the way the Disney comics contracts work is all sorts of fucked.

that's racist too, right?

>>712439121 (OP)
The dime is being taken, but it won't be a "heist" or anything, just a smash and grab.

>>712465050
That sounds like it'd be like going into the void, beating Shinryu, and bailing.
Is Donald Girugamesh?

>>712464901
>I was blanking out on the exact details.

Rosa also almost lost his eyesight from the stress, he had to get emergency surgery and lie completely flat upside down for weeks (watching TV with a mirror, etc). Luckily he had a wife to take care of him. I couldn't imagine going through that.

He also had a finnish metalhead write a concept album out of his Life & Times of Scrooge book, now that's recognition. It was one of the guitarists from Nightwish as I recall.

I remember reading this story like a billion times as a kid

>>712450495
never forgetti

>>712464954
oh shit, so that's how this scene ends. I was wondering for decades.

>>712465173
Gilgamesh is too goofy to be donald

>>712465205
Yeah, those two things I knew. While the Disney contract sucks, I can understand that his eyesight would have done him no favors even if he were to try and draw more comics.

>>712439121 (OP)
O'saa from Fear & Hunger: Termina
>The Chac Chac
>La Danse Macabre
>Meditation
>Spice forge
>Pyromancy trick
>Iron Spear trough the ass
Its over for the ducks.

>>712465364
Can't believe Scrooge would hire Goofy
Alternative would be Fethry Duck, I guess

>>712465234
The flying dutchman! Cool

>>712465265
>it was just a dream
what a shit copout ending

>>712465392
>While the Disney contract sucks

>>712465482
Eh, Fethry and Donald at least get together to try and make a quick buck every now and again, Goofy's bumming around

>>712464796
Oh yes, I really liked that one. I also remember one by the same artist where he comes back to Duckburg during the night to find the whole population and his friends about to be bodyswapped by ghosts or something like that.

>>712465564
Is the science around their journey to the center of the earth legit in this story?

>>712465646
Who else then, Rumpus McFowl?

>>712439121 (OP)
>Bloodlines
Fledgling tries to dominate/dement/etc Scrooge and fails miserably, but gets let go after realizing LaCroix sent them after the "artifact" as a setup.

>>712465846
Would be taken out of commission by porridge

>>712463121
There was a ton of cheap comics of Donald Duck and Mickey around here growing up, I literally learned to read because I used to read the comics as a kid before entering elementary school, I still have around 4 or 5 drawers full of those comics around the house.
Meanwhile things like Marvel or DC comics weren't really that much popular here

>>712465725
Absolutely not, the shaft would've collapsed on them far sooner, and they'd have burned up to a crisp before getting anywhere near close to the core.
The ramifications of an universal solvent are genuinely terrifying, though. Some blob of liquid glorping up the Earth's core would certainly cause serious trouble. Although, I imagine if we're lucky, it'd create a diamond layer around the blob, and prevent any further material from getting glorped.

>>712463521
>Scrooge and Donald are actually very moral ducks and didn't cheat their way up
unless written by the italians in which case they are the lowest scum always seeking to exploit others

>>712465564
Before I noticed the joke in the bottom panel I thought your point was how Rosa's name is nowhere to be seen on the page, and only credit given on the original English print is to Walt.

>>712465846
the van horn comics were somewhat unhinged
"pudding it straight" or "hats all, folks"

>>712466173
LSD played a role in it

>>712465952
>I literally learned to read because I used to read the comics as a kid before entering elementary school, I still have around 4 or 5 drawers full of those comics around the house.

Same here man.
I also had a ton of other books, spider-man, transformers, superman, basically everything they released at the time. I sold them all, but I still kept around the duck and mickey comics.

the only ones I liked even better was Goliat.

>>712463852
Blot and Pete (public enemy number one) are great when they're allowed to unleash. There were a couple of Mickey stories where Pete suddenly decided to be completely unstoppable.

>>712466173
I was never a big fan of Van Horn, but nobody else did Duck comics quite like him.

>>712466158
For the longest while yeah, comic writers and artists went uncredited. Nowdays basically every artist and writer has been catalogued and is known (at least by name), though.

>>712465564
>The Rocketeer's helmet and jetpack in "abandoned projects"
Rosa pls, Dave Stevens died...

>>712439121 (OP)
Sam and Max easily take it through pure mayhem.

I prefer Dolan.

>>712466365
Like the Delta Dimension story where he decided he's going to build an army and take over the world?

>>712466129
I grew to dislike some specific Italian artists/writers, because more often than not it seemed like they were setting out to make Donald an asshole, and not even in a particularly enjoyable way. Just an obssessive asshat.

>>712463725
sounds kino, do you have any clues about the title? inducks has a pretty good search function if you remember characters, publication etc.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Ultrakill
>V1
Credit is dead
Debt is fuel
Bank is full

Ok so because the realm is made imperfect by the demiurge coquettish seductipn of a male mc by an evil woman possibly with the use of magic/charm/aphrodisiacs isnt a genre in porn.

Are there any books/comics with stuff like that?
Its the hottest shit ever and feels way dwgenerate than any other pornographic rabbit hole. It's just femme fatale cranked up to eleven.

>>712465948
To be fair, Gilgamesh does wield Excalipoor, so it evens out.

>>712439121 (OP)
My last played character is a cool skeleton
Idk how he's gonna steal this fancy coin but it is gonna be cool.

>>712465564
>>712465725
>>712466108
Look up fluoroantimonic acid. Not as magical as the one made by Gyro, but still scary stuff.

I see no reason why Peppino wouldn't succeed.

>>712466753
Have you ever heard of Poison Ivy?

>>712466858
Don't even need to go there, as piranha solution (sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide) can also just melt things. Don't fuck around with acid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6FrRF1dUK8

Stendahl
>but how does that-
Stendahl

>>712445961
>>712448635
Remember when she went back in time to molest Scrooge the very same day he first earned the Dime

>>712466639
I think it's this one, but I dunno where to find the whole thing to confirm.
https://inducks.org/story.php?c=D+2006-242
Great site btw

>>712468074
I don't, do you remember which story that was?

>>712449801
Lupin The 3rd vs. Scrooge

>>712451269
Yeah that sounds about right.

>>712468136
Of Ducks and Dimes and Destinies

>>712439121 (OP)
I don't think Terry would steal. However if he can get McDuck to pay his tabs.....

>>712456404
Correct. He did not care for Rosa's artstyle, and outright disliked sequels to his work(90% of Rosa's output), preferring a freer use of the setting instead.
Barks is on record stating he did not like Life and Times.
His choice of 'heir' was William van Horn(debuted as a duck artist/writer at about the same time as Rosa, just to rub it in).
Brigitta MacBridge seems to have been a character Barks liked too, so even Rosa's beloved Goldie and Scrooge ship wasn't safe

>>712462767
>that time she kidnapped Scrooge to a deserted island for a date

>>712456921
Can Scrooge survive a zettaflare?

>>712449801
>and scrooge STILL beat him

No, he didn't. He entered the bin and wrecked havoc freely multiple times without the armor, and once he got the armor Scrooge could only beat him by sheer luck, or by nearly sacrificing Donald.

Reminder you can read the entire Don Rosa Library in full colour at high quality for free
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Walt-Disney-Uncle-Scrooge-and-Donald-Duck-The-Don-Rosa-Library

>>712468762
Laddie, he INVENTED the zettaflare in the great stock crash of 63!

>>712450342
I'd just make some sort of pact with her, like I'd give her the dime freely and of my own will, once she gives me a dozen children and all of them have turned 18 years old.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Metaphor party
Merchant class can throw money on the floor to distract mimics from completely fucking you up, so I guess you could use that on Scrooge? Really though once Donald gets rage status and lands 2 crits it's over.

>>712468975
He did get him in that while there's nothing on Earth that Arsene can't steal, he can't steal a suit that's been blasted off into space.
Well, the final panel is showing him planning a space heist, but how that'd go down remains a mystery since Rosa never drew a third Black Knight comic.

>>712443964
Oh this one is fucking hilarious.

>that one random old pocket book story where Donald crossdresses (due to unfortunate circumstances)
>but decides he likes it when he gets pampered by some some random men at a nightclub
>while taunting Daisy about being better at getting the attention of men
>prompting the latter to go slut up in the bathroom
>followed by both having an ass shaking competition, trying to outslut each other trying to get the attention of men

>>712469043
okay but I only like Carl Barks

>>712463852
>character gets rebooted into something completely different from the original

>>712467441
Peak

>>712439121 (OP)
My femRT in Rogue Trader.
She would have Janris Danrok attempt negotiations. Even after offering him Kiava Gamma (all of it. The whole planet), Scrooge would still refuse.

>>712469513
I'd say no way it's real but with the sheer output of duck comics coming from all over europe I'm not so sure...

>>712468136

>>712469517
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Complete-Carl-Barks-Disney-Library

>>712439121 (OP)
>Subject Delta
He uses the Scout plasmid to become an invisible ghost, then he turns off any security measure by hacking it, grabs the dime with telekinesis and walks outside the building while Scrooge wonders what the fuck is going on.

>>712462337
kino, I had no idea this was a thing

>>712465173
Shinryu is too Jewish to be Scrooge

>>712470210
I was comparing that journey from overworld to Shinryu being akin to raiding the money bin, is all

>>712469718
It definitely is and I actually own the book with the story in question, but it's dumped somewhere in the attic along with all the other ones and I can't tell which one has it.

The story in that one starts with Donald having to pose as a mannequin for Daisy when she's trying to get measurements correct for the dress she's making, followed by some randos (Daisy's friends in that story IIRC) walking in, with the fat male duck character getting smitten with Donald since he thinks he's a woman. I don't remember the specifics but basically Donald ends up having to go on a date with the guy for ??? reason, with the nightclub hijinks starting soon afterwards. Daisy and Donald end up ruining the thing for everyone - I think one of them finally snaps and wrecks the establishment they're in - but make up in the end.

That one was weird as fuck to read as a kid.

>>712468586
why's that though? There's a reason why Rosa's comics are so popular

>>712466583
I like Donald as a kid friendly version of George Costanza

>>712465846
...does his existence imply Fergus McDuck cheated on his wife at some point?

>>712469893
You really think invisibility hasn't been tried against the Scrooge?
You really think that old duck uses hackable security measures?

>>712470413
>it's actually real
Damn...

>>712470413
>That one was weird as fuck to read as a kid.

Nowhere near as weird as the one where OK Duck (that was his localized name, no clue what he was in italian) made a mechanical dime that would enlarge after a preprogrammed time, and Scrooge accidentally eats it. So they have to miniaturize themselves and enter Scrooges blood stream to find it, meeting antibodies, getting stuck in his ocular nerve forcing Scrooge to blink while having a financial meeting and a bankers wife is there, and eventually finding out Scrooge didn't eat the coin at all.

>>712471240
Bugs Bunny moment

>>712471240
Nice, that's exactly the one I was thinking of.

>>712471290
Can't recall that specific story, but I think there's been at least two or more similar stories where X character eats something, prompting Gyro and co. to use a miniaturization beam or something similar and a specialized vehicle to go inside and retrieve the doodad.

>>712470956
From what I gather Don Rosa might have come off to Barks like an annoying, niggling fanboy who's too fixated on Barks' body of work, when Barks himself was treating it more like a 9-to-5 job. Barks had no trouble with making things only loosely connected, if at all, if it meant he could make a good story out of it, while Rosa tried to make everything click together, and this creates a rift in perspectives.
The Ducks are basically set characters and you can do all sorts of stories with, maybe even interpret them differently (though this is more visible with Mickey than Donald, I think). As such, Barks kinda likes artists doing their thing, rather than directly taking after his own work.

>>712471181
There are a variety of random Duck family members, who were only ever drawn by a specific artist, and nobody else. Don Rosa's duck family tree is just that, his perspective (where he was kind of egged to add some couple characters he didn't even care about). So, while it's kind of mostly canon, it only pertains to Rosa's interpretation of the Duck family.
Rumpus is one such character.

>>712471181
Rumpus is Scrooge's older half-brother, and apparently his mom separated from Fergus unamicably.
>>712470956
I can't say. I just know that Barks didn't like sequels to his work, which is what Rosa built his entire identity as a duck writer on.

Barks interview:
>https://nafsk.se/pipermail/dcml/1994-December/003332.html
>This is to clear up possible confusion in the German media. I stated that I don't like my work rewritten or see a reason for it. This includes sequels and the recent history of Scrooge
Note: "recent history of Scrooge" is him talking about Life and Times, which was fairly recent at the time.
>This does not imply that I feel that Don Rosas' version of my characters should not be printed.
>On the contrary, if they sell, more should be printed. The point I made was that I don't care for that "style". As stated, I prefer works of artists such as Daan Jippes and William Van Horn who have a look and style on model, on character and in the Disney tradition.
>Although Rosas' work is not my personal preference, I defend the right for it to be printed.
For context:
>This press information is to clear up an inaccuracy with a journalist. He felt that Carl Barks had said, besides having a static underground look, Rosas' work should not be printed.

>>712471290
When you go digging, there's surprisingly many comics that are some variation of "we have this technology to send a miniaturized vehicle inside someone's body, lets use it to retrieve something someone swallowed". I remember one such story where Donald swallowed Scrooge's Number One Dime on accident, it got stuck in his throat, Scrooge goes after it in a vehicle, and then to unclog it Donald goes on a spree to eat all sorts of sticky and sludgy stuff while Scrooge is still inside his throat.

so what's up with jones? can't they live peacefully?

>>712471741
Barks on his preferred Duck Artists:
>Sébastien Durand: Who are the Disney artists today that you would consider as having the same feelings as you had for the characters? Van Horn is one of them, of course, but who are the others ?
>Carl Barks: Those guys in Italy and a number of people working for Egmont. They are marvelous artists. They are doing much better drawings of the ducks and other Disney characters than I was able to do. Daan Jippes for example has been very good doing Disney style for many years. Vicar who comes from Chile is excellent and there are a number of them up there in the Nordic countries and down in Spain. Those guys are superb artists.

>>712469513
>That one comic where Mickey becomes a TV chef, and Minnie and the producer eat everything he cooks
>in the end he quits when her clothes burst during recording from how fat they got

>>712471234
>finds Scrooge
>hypnotizes him
>asks him if he would kindly give him the dime
What now you penny-pinching miser?

>>712471181
there's a lot of family members who don't match Rosa's tree either because they predate it or simply because they didn't care to- after all, Rosa's works aren't the "be-all-end-all" canon and neither did he want them to be.

With that said they do address that with Rumpus in his stories- IIRC Fergus was together with Rumpus' mom, she runs out on him, after a while Fergus gets together with Downy instead.

>>712449801
>>712468232
>French makes a theif that can beat sherlock holmes
>Holmes writer gets butthurt and has it changed.
>Later the Japanese make an ancestor to Lupin
>The french get butthurt over this.
Irony

ENTER

>>712472725
Papernik is based

>>712439121 (OP)
Oh shit I was playing ZZZ’s bangboo mech game. That definitely gets foiled somehow. It looks just like retarded bad guy crap from this show.

>>712471649
> Barks had no trouble with making things only loosely connected, if at all, if it meant he could make a good story out of it, while Rosa tried to make everything click together, and this creates a rift in perspectives.
I think being more loose with separate smaller stories without a bigger underlying arch makes somewhat sense in that time, since kids wouldn't necessarily be able to gather all the spread out context in order to get the full canon. I remember reading the end of Empire Builder from Calisota at a fucking barbershop and being devastated because of the ending. But if you do have the entirety of Barks and Don Rosa's stuff it's constant basedpogging and shouting kino when you get to latter's work and keep seeing the small continuity nods, or in case of stuff like Return to Xanadu the story being a twist sequel to Barks' Tralla La story.

>>712472386
Oh I remember that one. Mickey's show was getting sabotaged and the story was initially setting up Minnie as the culprit, however it actually ended up being the TV host who had also gotten fat from eating all of Mickey's shit.

>>712440730
What if he isnt jewish?

>>712471649
Didn't Rosa also dislike the more sci-fi stuff like Scrooge going into space that Barks did?
Honestly as much as I like Rosa's work I can tell where Barks was coming from. You can definitely pick up some fanboy Scrooge wank from his stories that some fans unfortunately have picked up on.

Does anyone else remember a donald duck comic where Scrooge goes searching for an ancient civilization that is rumored to have square eggs?

>>712472973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_the_Andes!

>>712471871
>>712471579
Yes, the journey inside the body is a fairly common trope in fiction, not unlike journey to the center of the Earth, or Martians.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Tactical Breach Wizards
Given how much anti magic security Scrooge had because of Magica, I don't see this one happening.
Wasn't there one comic where some witches made fun of Magica for not being able to get the done, then try it themselves and get completely mollywopped?

>>712472973
There's two, one from Barks and sequel from Don Rosa.
- Lost in the Andes
- Return to Plain Awful

>>712457194
Lol I love how it’s canon that Scrooge in his prime is basically Madara Uchiha in hand to hand combat. It’s so fucking stupid but also cool.

>>712472561
>hypnosis
Magica de Spell tried that too.

>>712472221
>>712471741
To be fair, Rosa does have a distinct, intricate style, which some will find fascinating (large reason behind his popularity in the first place) and others off-putting and jarring. Just happens that Barks himself was in the latter category.
Whichever way Mr. Barks felt about Rosas work does not diminish their impact, however. Rosa combined art, humor and storytelling in a way no other Duck artist had or has since. Might suck for Keno that his idol basically rejected him, but at least he gained his own dedicated fanbase.
Maybe before he kicks the bucket we will see some new artist making their own continuations to Rosas stories and how Rosa disowns then in turn, lol.

>>712472973

>>712473061
>>712473108
That story had a bizarre plot, I'm glad it wasn't something I dreamed up when I was young.

>>712472691
I mean, in both cases it was because of copyright

though it's a blessing in disguise in the case of Herlock Sholmes, the book he's from is pretty terrible as a Holmes story

>>712472221
And on the flip side, Rosa's been open about feeling he wouldn't want anyone drawing his stories, not because they'd be bad but because they'd no longer feel his- except for Marco Rota, whom he does feel would be great. And I agree, I think Rota is possibly better than either Rosa or Barks as an artist (although he'd desperately need a better inker nowadays)

>>712445961
>>712448635
How you gonna get a blowjob from a thing with a bill, lined with needle teeth?

>>712472952
Rosa would prefer the setting be a realistic depiction of the late 40s and early 50s, meaning that suddenly having sci-fi futuristic Duckburg with flying cars or everyone making rockets to the moon clashes with that.

>Honestly as much as I like Rosa's work I can tell where Barks was coming from. You can definitely pick up some fanboy Scrooge wank from his stories that some fans unfortunately have picked up on.
It's really funny because Rosa absolutely has all the bad tendencies you see in other creators like Dave Filoni or even Ken Penders, it's just that he's so good that you forgive it. "yeah sure autistically create a bunch of family members you idiot that's not going to distract from scrooge at all- oh, it didn't, ok"

>>712472725
>no comic-accurate Paperinik game ever

>>712473425
Very carefully.

>>712473426
>>712472952
>doesn't like sci-fi
>writes a whole story about the Bin being warped into space and Scrooge going prospecting on asteroids with a family of alien hicks

>final chapter in game series is teased but never made

>>712473486
depends on which comics
I remember this existing

>>712473153
>Maybe before he kicks the bucket we will see some new artist making their own continuations to Rosas stories and how Rosa disowns then in turn, lol.
There's already a few attempts. Disney themselves are clearly pushing for it- there's a recent comics line that's about making new stories for Scrooge's ancestors from Rosa's family tree for example- but even before those editorially-mandated ones, Marco Gervasio over in the Italy side and... Kari Korhonen, I think? I'm not as familiar with the Egmont side, but I know both of them have used a lot of Rosa material as a base

>>712471649
Rosa basically read every Barks comic and noted down every call-out to some event, and tried to fit it all into a timeline within historical context. This is of course the work of a completely obsessed person, but you can admire the fact that not only did he put so much effort into it, but he succeeded greatly, and made several thousand pages worth of comics out of this canon.

>>712473486
The PK videogame was so disappointing. I was at least expecting to see Lyla, Xadhoom and a bunch of other PKNA characters but it was just beating up a bunch of aliens with barely any plot.

>>712473591
But the thing is that the sci-fi there contrasts the normal world still being a normal mid-century America. The aliens are weird and bring the sci-fi, but otherwise Duckburg is normal

>>712473654
That's why I specified "comic-accurate"- that game didn't match the original Duck Avenger comics nor the PKNA comics, it best matched the weird PKNA reboot they were making around the time that was more kid-focused but even then, eh

>how you'd steal it
>not how do you survive being obliterated after he finds out you've stolen it

>>712450496
This bitch activated my neurons so much.

>>712472892
Yeah. There's also the fact that around the time when Barks was doing his comics, longer form continuity in comics wasn't quite as common, especially in any comics published by Disney. They were instead meant to be more weekly funnies or adventures, simple enjoyable things that can be read in any order.
It can be fun to bring back and reference things (after all, Barks did create Scrooge), but you probably should create something of your own if given the chance. Kind of annoying too, because the one original character that Rosa did do (Arsene, since most other "Rosa" characters tended to be just expository one-offs or even historical figures like Teddy Roosevelt), and he knocked it out of the park. Would've loved some other characters from Rosa, because working off of Barks' characters did restrict him a bit.

>>712472952
Rosa kind of seemed to like keeping things more grounded (things Magica's spells and Gyro's inventions and the like aside), because it allowed him to base his stories in a framework that could be easily understood, and make sense in the time period his comics took place in. Easier to twist things in a mundane everyday setting, than in something like outer space.
I have a physical collection from him, and I think there's a straight up quote/chart where his idea for a fun comic is basically "scientific thingamabob + adventure = good comic"

>>712473672
Absolutely. If you are a reductionist about Rosa's work, you could argue that he was just basically working off of Barks' homework, but he did still do entertaining comics with everything he took from Barks' stuff.

>>712473672
>tried to fit it all into a timeline within historical context
I've read the preface to the Life and Times where he says people trying to do that with the spinoff stories like the adventure on the Cutty Sark are missing the point and he never had a hard canon timeline of those events intended

>>712463121
>i thought they hated american media and culture
We just hate the slop aspect just like you do

>>712473153
>Maybe before he kicks the bucket we will see some new artist making their own continuations to Rosas stories and how Rosa disowns then in turn, lol.
Already sort of happened.
Rosa apparently disliked the fact that Arild Midthun and the norwegian ProDUCKtion team made work linked to his own, despite being on good terms with Rosa. I believe the story was "Mystery in the Dark", but perhaps it also included Substitute Santa of Stratabungo(I love that one, so it would sadden me)

>>712450496
>>712473905
>only ever found old issues forgotten in cornerstores as a kid
>never managed to completely piece together wtf was happening in DoubleDuck
maybe it's time

>>712463121
>this retard thinks Disney media is unpopular in other parts of the world

>>712473975
>things Magica's spells
Even then he makes it a point of how she doesn't have magic powers herself, she just uses magical objects, contrasting a lot of other stories where Magica just is a witch in the traditional sense and can use magic whenever

>Magica masquerading as one of her proteges in order to steal rare school supplies
>This happens

>>712469721
>Tags: akternate self, femdom, findom, magic, straight shota, time travel

>>712474157
I remember the DoubleDuck stories being really cathartic because Donald was finally being appreciated and had people around him who recognized his worth.

>>712474246
Yeah, there's certainly bit of that, I was just saying that he didn't exactly shy away from more supernatural stuff, if it allowed him to flex his creative muscles with wacky physics scenarios. Like that one comic where Magica makes Scrooge and Donald fall sideways, rotating their gravity like that.

>>712474434
>Like that one comic where Magica makes Scrooge and Donald fall sideways, rotating their gravity like that.
Everyone loves Life and Times, deservedly so, but I think that story might be the best story Rosa ever did

>>712474572
It's certainly my favorite comic involving Magica.

I genuinely think Life and Times is lowkey the greatest American comic of all time, and i am including stuff written by British writers but published by American companies like Sandman. It's a masterpiece.

>>712439121 (OP)
Depends, was the dime ever successful stolen from the building without the use of magic and too much toon force?

>>712473975
>(Arsene, since most other "Rosa" characters tended to be just expository one-offs or even historical figures like Teddy Roosevelt)

Arsene Lupin was an established fictional character, Rosa based Arpin Lusene off of him, so it's not exactly "original".

But, it's also not even the first time someone copied Lupin mind you, see Lupin the Third. He's kind of almost as big as say Sherlock Holmes or Tarzan.

>>712474414
>DoubleDuck
man a whole lot of stuff has happened since I was a kid with a yearly Topolino subscription
do kids these days even read these comics?

duck universe > mickey mouse universe
Sure they are technically the same and do crossovers, but everything coming from the duck side is consistently better

>>712474764
Dozens, probably hundreds of times, if you really go and start digging through all comics out there. Usually in stories involving Magica.

>>712474835
Sure, fair enough. But I guess Rosa's Arsene is original enough to stand out, due to how ridiculous his sleight of hand tricks are.

>>712471290
>OK Duck (that was his localized name, no clue what he was in italian)
It is OK Quack.
He was somewhat recently shown to have a sister, named Tsk-Tsk Quack.

>>712463121
Italians made their own duck comics and they are incredibly popular. Don Rosa is also huge in Italy and Finland in particular. When Don Rosa introduced his duck family tree, it made it to TV news in Italy, and in Finland they had Nightwish make a music album about Rosas Life & Times book. Also Rosa made a Kalevala crossover (a finnish epic poem) which was, quite frankly, incredible.

>>712445491
Reminder that Scrooge and Goldie FUCKED the entire day so hard the heat from it melted the snow on the roof.

>>712474957
I feel like the Ducks have better supporting characters, while Mickey has better villains, so it comes down to what kind of story is being done (comedy? action? adventure? mystery? etc).

>>712475056
>OK Quack
I've literally never heard of this character before

>>712473596
>Will probably never be allowed to be told
Imagine how racist and sexist that final adventure was bros...

>>712475227
>>712475056
I remember OK Quack visually now that I google him, but I struggle to remember any stories involving him. Yet another Italian character who just kind of exists, I guess.

>>712439121 (OP)
>tfw still no Life and Times game

>>712475306
the triplets offer the final solution to the beagle boy problem

>>712475139
>better villains
PK alone has some of the best villains ever created, like Trauma

>>712475395
Italian duck comics are fucking cuhrayzee

>>712475442
Sure, but those aren't around in all PK comics. PK is more commonly just fighting whatever perceived slight Donald might have suffered that day.

>>712475395
I am italian and I have never seen him before

though I remember this one

it's funny how often Rockerduck is used but in Rosa's stories he's just a brat that shows up once and gets spanked

>>712474976
>Sure, fair enough. But I guess Rosa's Arsene is original enough to stand out, due to how ridiculous his sleight of hand tricks are.

It's just the character turned up to eleven for a kids book. I admit he was very well written and those were great stories, but in the end it's merely a parody. If they had to put Sherlock Holmes or Sam Spade as equal opponents to Scrooge, they'd be like that as well.

>>712475607
Think she's been effectively phased out. I read a shit ton of comics, only stopping around 2008~2009-ish when I moved out, and during those early naughts she was barely around.

I had a bit of fun at how they handled Mickey Mouse in "Once Upon a Time in America".
Mickey is the main character of each story, but the stories stretch from the Mayflower arriving in the Americas to the modern day, and all the tales are in the same continuity.
The solution: Each Mickey just names their son Mickey too, meaning Mickey's great grandfather is named Mickey, and so on.

>>712475072
Where's Boom-Boom Beagle???

>the only good thread in the entire catalog all week, maybe even all month is about Ducktales related comics
Wheres the enthusiasm and sincerity in other threads guys?

>>712474414
Very much so
I love The Three Caballeros (especially the 2005 story) which gave me that same feeling
It's a joy to see Donald along with friends who look up to him
>>712474923
>do kids these days even read these comics?
The comics still get printed, so I assume that to be the case
but for what it's worth, I haven't seen a kid reading comics in 10 years

>>712475816
Think she's Ducktales only.

>>712475607
Ricordo che da piccolo avevo una cotta per lei
I do kinda remember OK Quack, I think I might've read literally just a single story with him?

>>712475857
That Three Caballeros story is perhaps my favorite Rosa comic for that reason.

>>712475837
>Ducktales related comics
Rosa would have words with you about mistaking his work for Ducktales

Does Disney still make comics? Not specifically Duck comics but anything at all? The only thing I've ever seen are those shitty movie recap books that are essentially just picture books for toddlers.

>>712469513
>that one pocket book story where Donald agrees to trade places with his descendant from the future who's a dead ringer in appearance
>the descendant goes on a restaurant date with Daisy in Donald's place, but in the future everyone is accustomed to eating nutrient-enriched bubblegum so he has no idea he's ordering a real steak
>"Wak! a smouldering muscle!"

>italians not turning disney properties into some horny anime-esque extravaganza challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

>>712475607
>>712475721
She's still around. There's actually a surprising amount of recent stories with her listed on inducks.

>>712475227
Italian comics added a lot of original characters. I've only read him in that one story ever.

Another character I've only read once was a that headstrong, sexy tomboy girl from the Quest for the Three Keys. It has the characters set in a medieval kingdom, Scrooge is the king and has to deal with either the crops failing and famine striking, or bankrupting himself by building a tunnel across a large mountain. He sends out three knights (all of them being huge failures, but royal wizard Gyro makes inventions to keep their failures in check), to seek the treasures to help with the dilemma, and they return with the three keys... which open the door to the mountain, which is in fact a spaceship, and it blasts off. Scrooge is made at losing the treasure of the ship, but then they point it out that the irrigation tunnels will be cheap to do now that the mountain flew away.
The tomboy duck in question wanted to be a knight but couldn't on account of being a princess, in the end she gets a knight suit with a voice modifier to help out Fethry (I think).
Donald had a problem of always falling off his horse, and Gyro kept making more extreme solutions like a robotic horse, a robotic horse with tank threads, and finally a jet powered robotic horse. He ends up flying to the moon with it.

Apparently the story had several sequels but I never read any of them as none were localised or even fan translated to english. And I don't remember the name of that tomboy girl either.

>>712475607
>I read a shit ton of comics, only stopping around 2008~2009-ish when I moved out
Used to read a shit ton of comics myself, I stopped around 2015 iirc? for a few reason
>moved to a different country so stopped getting the weekly volumes
>realized that every single dialogue ends with !, ... or ?
>that series of fucking bollywood stories
I tried to get into them again, seeing you can get the digital volumes on the official app, but life sucks and I barely have the time during the day to read them. Them not being on paper is also a shame. Too bad because there were some kino stories
>>712476128
...fuck looks like I still like my childhood crush

>>712476041
Cut him some slack, Disney has done a poor job keeping people aware of their comics heritage in the US. It's just the odd cartoon here or there that people recognize or remember, maybe some fewer old farts remembering Carl Barks comics.

>>712476089
Disney itself? Not really. All the comic production is basically contract work for publishers in Europe, but due to Disney contract shenanigans, Disney still owns every comic produced in this Duck Comic industry (tm).

>>712476128
Seems like she's been slimmed down since I last saw her.

>>712476352
ow fuck this is the character i was thinking of!
>>712476128
>>712475607
they got posted as I typed.

>>712476128

>>712475975
>Ricordo che da piccolo avevo una cotta per lei

Yes, me too.
tomboys, man.

Remember when Donald Duck fell in love with a little girl from space? I remember

>>712476627
Wasn't she a princess from an underwater kingdom? They were in love, but it was not meant to be.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Dante from Devil May Cry 4
I don't know how crazy the technology gets in Duckworld but I think Dante probably has it covered, no strategy needed.

>>712476593
>speciesmixing with mice
it's paperover

>>712476627
no actually, what's that from? I think I stopped reading in like 2005

>>712476709
They have the technology to disable your intertia and friction. If shot by those two rays, Dante's sword would hit like a wet noodle.

>>712476593
TOPOLINO TROMBA

>>712476627
For being Italian I never felt love in any of her stories. Just felt too rushed

>>712439121 (OP)
Just don't talk shit about his dead mom.

>>712442340
I want to play this game

>>712475395
I only remember one story where he, Scrooge and Daisy head out to find an upside down pyramid that has a giant diamond for a tip.

>>712475857
>I love The Three Caballeros (especially the 2005 story) which gave me that same feeling

It was incredible to see that Donald considers himself a poor failure, then when he is with the other two they are completely bamboozled because he keeps dropping bombs like "no, we already found El Dorado, it was further up in the north".

Or when they talk about how they build their dream ranch or night club with the treasure they found, and Donald is like, oh, my life is not that interesting, but the money will help put my three nephews through college. And the other two are like well shoot me in the foot, Donald shames us AGAIN with his generosity.

>>712476593
Thats hot.

fucking hell they've got goth lolis now

>>712477037
>pic
Can't believe Louie is a tierwhore, picking Scrooge

>>712446105
>Agent 47 walking around in a Launchpad disguise
I can't decide if it's better if it's a full duck costume, or just the pilot outfit and nobody can tell the difference anyway.

>>712477037
>they've got goth lolis now


uooh sexo

>>712463876
>Mostly in that there's some one-page Detective Mickey comics, where it presents some case (jewel robbery or the like), and you are meant to solve who dun it based on what's said and shown in the panels, only for the solution to be something pretty asinine.
You unlocked a childhood memory of mine anon, thank you. I remember struggling with those and getting pissed off every time.

>No Life and Times tv show ever
I know, I know, it's for the best. But still.

>>712477037
>goth loli
I'm buying that volume right now

>>712477037
she friendzones all of the nephews

>>712453060
They try to form a mega conglomerate to capture all the world's industry but they end up arguing amongst themselves and failing

>>712446105
>>712477165
>Guards now looking for a suspicious bald duck

>>712473596
Nice try, Donald. Tell us what REALLY happened

>>712477283
That's good, cause she's made for (Me)

for me, it's daisy from the late 80s early 90s in Brazil

>>712477037
I need this game NOW

>>712476823
Hm, I guess at this point it's just down to cartoon technology and extreme devil cutscene powers just trying to outbullshit each other.
Could get pretty CRAZY

>>712475668
Rockerduck is all right. I like how the european comics save Glomgold for when shit gets real.

>>712477037

>>712477193
I can make up a scenario in my head, just thinking about those comics
>A store has been robbed!
>The culprit left muddy shoeprints! We've got three suspects who fit this shoe size!
>Suspect 1's alibi: He was out in the garden, so his shoes are muddy
>Suspect 2's alibi: His feet are hurting, so he couldn't have done it
>Suspect 3's alibi: He has lost his shoes, so they can't check
>The solution is Suspect 2 stole 3's shoes, but because they are number too small they don't fit him right, so his feet are hurting. The police had his shoe size wrong all along.
It was always something like that, with Mickey chiming some smartass one liner in the last panel to top it off.

>>712477804
This is very on point I'm impressed. I almost want to say Mickey would belittle you for not being able to come up with the solution, I could be misremembering this but at the very least it's how it felt.

>>712477659
Which is a recent invention, to be sure- used to be that they simply didn't use him often, at least in Italy

>>712477341
>Daffy Duck (yes, the Looney Tunes duck) claims custody of the triplets
>Gladstone Gander loses his life in a game of russian roulette
Don Rosa sure drew a few wacky things before starting his gig drawing Ducks proper

Didn't a guy with some suction cups manage it once?
It's been like 15 years since I've read the comics

>>712472916
>has a dedicated money pit
>not jewish
Bullshit

>>712477037
They're multiplying

>>712478048
Yeah, typically the police chief or the other detective (whose name I forget, he was always smoking a cigar) being stumped or trying to pull the gun on arresting the wrong guy, but Mickey went said something like "hold your horses", or maybe even a pun relating to the case.
There were whole compilations of those comics, and they just felt so frustrating to read all at once.

>>712478228
That was the master thif Arsene Lupin in one of Rosa's comics, yeah.

It's incredible that this is the best comic thread I've read on 4chan for several years, and it's not even on /co/.

Detective Mickey and his cop friends would get stoned to death by modern day american readers

>>712478316
Eh, Magica's nephew is cuter.

>>712477037
>There's girls in the Junior Woodchucks now!
I like these two.

>>712463521
Great comic

>>712478228
Yes. It's pretty funny.

>>712478095
For me, it was Grandma Duck losing her mind and cooking Gus

>>712463852
>his introduction story is about him trying to fucking hang Mickey

>>712477037
>318x430

>>712478529
niece*
goddammit, it's way too late

>>712477193
>>712477804
>>712478048
>>712478385
They show up in my Facebook feed now and then.

>>712478507
"best discussion on a given topic is when it happens randomly on the wrong board" has long been a maxim in 4chan

>>712478543
it's fun to see how things evolve
makes me feel old though

>>712478529
They are all quite cute.

>>712478621
It was a different time. Love those comics where he just built some death trap house to try and off Mickey.

>>712478095
>>Gladstone Gander loses his life in a game of russian roulette
holy kek

>>712478507
I wouldn't go on /co/ to discuss anything. At least on rare occasion you'll find people here interested in hobbies not related to gaming. I wish it happened here more often.

>>712478764
>where he just built some death trap house to try and off Mickey.
And the reason for that was because he was a giant softie underneath and couldn't just bring himself to shoot him.

>Played Sly 3 last night
It's a fucking wrap Scrooge.

>>712478621
And doing so because he says he's too soft-hearted and can't stand to see someone get killed so he'd rather put them in a Rube Goldberg killing machine and leave

>>712439121 (OP)
>Skyrim
He goes to fuck Boom-Boom Beagle first and then he just uses invisibility magic and the skeleton key or whatever to help him steal the dime

>>712439121 (OP)
>The protagonist of the last video game you played has to steal Scrooge McDuck's Number One Dime.
Heere we go...

God I miss duck comics. Gonna stock up on Topolino scans after this thread.

>>712448262
>>712448635
based taste

>>712478550
>you indian midgets
No Scrooge you can't say that!

>>712479067
she is BVILT for Donald

>predator Donald

>>712478870
Poor bastard never saw it coming

>>712478316
>>712478529
>>712478743
>all the old 70s characters getting forgotten and so people forgetting Magica's original niece

>>712463725
Oh, I have that comic somewhere, but in the local language.

>>712479067
Gimme the source for that red swimsuit Magica.

>>712479063
If you know where to get them let me know, the site I used to use is basically down

>>712478637
nice bedroom eyes.

>>712479220
Witch's Child/Streghella wasn't actually her niece to begin with, it just sort of happened thanks to her sporadic appearances.

>>712476707
Story 1 it's an underwater kingdom, sequel reveals it was a colony of another planet, from then on each story is in the other planet. The constant "oh Donald's real love is this character but we can't change the status quo and he has to remain with Daisy so he loses his memories in the end or something like that" started to get grating so she stopped being used after like four or five stories; then in the 2010s there were a handful of new sequels that instead try to "solve" her by having her finally interact with a bunch of the other cast (Fethry, Gyro, Scrooge) and eventually having her and Donald agree to end the romance because by now Donald's depicted moreso as actually being in love with Daisy rather than just henpecked

>>712478316
>/l/ posters visit /v/.jaypeg

>>712465651
>I also remember one by the same artist where he comes back to Duckburg during the night to find the whole population and his friends about to be bodyswapped by ghosts or something like that.
The one where the ghosts came from limbo right? Basically if you got lost on your way to the light after death you were eternally stuck in a dark and gloomy place where nothing happened and in the end the ghosts had to return there. Was kinda fucked.

>>712479259
sorry boss, ain't got it

>>712479429
I grew up with the old BR stories so I still prefer the design with the straw hat being Witch's Child and a brat and evil with a brother, and the design with the black hat being a separate character named Magali who's Magica's good niece, personally

>>712478871
>I wouldn't go on /co/ to discuss anything.

Yeah, nowadays I only check it because some of my favourite drawfags don't have any blogs/twatters/etc and they only post there occasionally, and I'm hoping to lurk in threads they tend to visit on the chance they post new art.

Perfect time to remind you that Scrooge had a fistfight with Teddy Roosevelt in a Central American temple they made up later

>>712479217
God damn that is explicit

>>712474392
magica de cunny

>>712479450
Yeah, the one issue with being a Disney property is that nothing can ever truly "change". Donald and Daisy may be a couple and dating, but they'll never put a ring on it.
Sure, I get why (can you imagine the clusterfuck of a continuity it could create over decades of one-off comics?), but I do wish some long-form storytelling was also allowed, even if only for that specific run.

>>712479626
God damn it. Time to spend the next hour or two on inducks.

>>712479675
Don Rosa made it for an underground magazine, and you know how things tend to go.

>>712474392
>>712475056
>>712479170
>>712478743
>>712478624
>>712478529
>>712478316
All these cute originals and none of them are popular enough for there to be rule 34 on them.

>>712479663

>>712479630
Sounds interesting, since the brazilian comics are ones I've never had access to.

>>712479728
Which I mean, in this case, I think it's fine- the whole reason they gave Donald a cute new girlfriend was the same reason he got to be Paperinik- as a response to his normal status quo being "downtrodden", in this case, with Daisy always being the worst girlfriend bitch ever. So they give him a better girlfriend, but you're not going to replace one of the main characters like that, so they make it the tragic romance story, but then she's popular so they keep trying to go back to that well, etc. I think it was just an idea that only worked for its context and the issue was doing sequels, basically.

At least until the modern sequels which do just openly go "this premise no longer works, so let's change it"

>>712478624
so does she have duck feet or human feet? Those shoes are too small for duck feet

>>712479872
fukken saved

>That one story where Scrooge is searching for the Library of Alexandria and basically tracks down every successor of it throughout history in a globetrotting adventure, each time finding only rotten and unreadables pages but with a clue to the next people who preserved mankind's sum of knowledge through the centuries
>Finally they reach the last iteration
>It's the fucking Junior Woodchucks Guidebook
>Scrooge is too old to enroll

>>712480039
A lot of the characters are basically just "birdbeaks"- they have the bird or even specifically duck beak, but the body is human. Gyro is probably the most famous example

>>712479821
wtf anon you want to fuck a duck?

>>712479703
Yes.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Super Robot Wars OG: Moon Dwellers
There's no real single protagonist, but the headliner is Touya w/ the Granteed Dracodeus. It has access to a phlebotonium called Larseillum, which literally stops the flow of time, except for a local pocket around the user. The time stop effect usually last a few seconds and manifests in the game as an after-shadow dodge effect. (Actually, you're stopping time and just casually stepping outside of the trajectory of whatever projectile was being fired at you.) But the effect can basically be upheld for hours on end, if need be.

There's (literally) nothing Scrooge could do to predict or prevent this. The dime is mine. Clean getaway.

>>712479663
I wonder how many other kids read this, didn't even know what a president was, and there is most kino of them all.

>>712439121 (OP)
>Armored Core with shoulder mounted rocket launchers and dual wielding shotguns
Oh no, he's the perfect target for slapstick shenanigans. My boy is doomed.

>>712480397
Back when that comic was first published? Decent number, I'd imagine. Nowdays? I'd assume the readership is dwindling all over, outside some pass-me-down collections.

>>712479872
Fucking brilliant.

>>712480232
Wouldn't be the strangest thing I fapped to.

>>712480232
Surely everyone who has read the comics has had at least one duck girl crush..right?

>anons don't just want to fuck a duck
>they want to fuck a duck hag that transformed herself into a duck loli
what the fuck anon surely not?

>>712480689
I feel bad for anyone who waifus them, goes online to see how much art they have and its in the single or double digits.

>>712480195
>then there's that one comic where the triplets basically go and say "we don't need school, we've got the guidebook!"
>they get on a TV quiz show, the book's got the answers to everything so far
>on the final question, it's a simple one, and they try to look it up
>the guidebook straight up says "if you don't know the answer to this question, you aren't fit to be a Junior Woodchuck"
>the triplets go back to school

>>712480823
you always have ai slopa

>>712479626
>>712479796
Found it, apparently it's this one
https://inducks.org/s.php?c=I+TL+2642-5

>>712480232
I admit that most times the beak puts me off but sometimes, just sometimes, the rest of the body and the attitude, you know...

>>712480039
Duck feet. Consistently portrayed with orange legs in the comics.
Unlike Lyla Lay, who always had fully human legs but started out with duck feet, until they realized how awkward it was and just made her have human feet later on.
Dickie Duck seen in this post >>712475607 is a crapshoot, she'll have white legs one story, orange the next. You never know with her..

>>712480823
ooooh so that's how their feet work

>>712439121 (OP)
>the guy from Path of Achra
Probably dissolves in the acid pits with a beartrap in his foot pelted by guns while praying/cursing gods. Making a mad dash through the security system is both a boon and blessing of how the game is played.

LOOK at this fucking slut.

>>712480818
>duck loli
ew
>duck hag
now we're talking

>>712480930
No true waifufag would ever use something so heinous and devoid of sincerity.

>>712480957
>Lyla Lay
it's funny to see these modern "edgy" designs next to classic old donald

>>712481321
I always appreciate artists like Cavazzano whose art style makes it a bit more cohesive

>>712480930
>ai slopa
Last I checked all the models and loras and whatnot were made for ducktales2017 characters which isn't doing it for me, I prefer the comic look

>>712481172
Why not both?

>>712452208
What the fuck is this? Some kind of hellbless capitalising on massable sacred flyers?

>>712480957
Scarpa (her creator) seems fairly consistent on human feet, though.
>>712481172
>Duck Hag
I mean, in the sense she's a witch. She's designed to be a 20-something like Donald, based on Sophia Loren.
Unlike Brigitta, who is probably supposed to be in the 40-60 range.

>>712439768
Somehow it would end with a lesson on friendship

>mainstream perception of Scrooge McDuck will forever be a cold-hearted personification of greed
It hurts just a little bit

>>712480957
Posting Alessandro Barbucci is cheating, he is literally incapable of drawing anything that you wouldn't want to fuck.

>>712481817
>this video is still the only animated appearance of Paperetta and Paperinik we have, and likely the only one they'll ever get
It hurts a little

>>712481973
It happens to duck characters. Look at Daffy Duck who used to completely unhinged and two steps ahead of the opposition, only to become a cynical, wet blanket of incompetence.

>>712481817
>She's designed to be a 20-something like Donald, based on Sophia Loren.
I don't know, Barks HAS always given her eye bags or at least some sort of kinda crow's feet. While he did base her on Sophia Loren, he was also inspired by Morticia Addams; so I think she IS meant to be a bit older or at least look more in the "MILF" range

>>712482021
Based and true.

>>712482045
AOOOGHA

>>712481973
I mean, he pretty much is. He has his moments to round out his personality but at his core he's a miserly, insatiably greedy asshole hyperfixated on wealth that's meaningless to him. For every story about him going on adventures and bonding with his family it's still set in the context of him spending his days running a financial empire that controls as much of the globe as he could wrangle.

>>712480818
Was Pocus hair actually cooler?
>>712482226
Loren(20 something), Gina Lollobrigida(34 at the time I think, seen as the sex symbol of the era) and Morticia are the known inspirations.
So late 20s to early 30s and canonically sexy, is the takeaway.

>>712477341
>>712479217
Where is the source?

>>712439121 (OP)
Ryu Hayabusa can do it.

>>712482580
>Gina Lollobrigida
Oh, I can certainly see the similarity. It's the eyes, mostly.

>>712482584
the comic is "return to duckburg place"

>>712482584
Search "Return to Duckburg Place"

>>712482584
I have a nine volume big collection, that chronicles all of Don Rosa's work, including a chapter on his early life and career. Within that chapter, there is an edgy parody comic he did for an underground magazine, before he made his first properly published Duck comic (The Son of the Sun).
Think it's called "return to duckburg place" or something.

Duck pussy

This was a great thread. Sad it has to end.

>>712482580
>>712482896
Loren on the left, Lollobrigida on the right. If I remember correctly, both images are from the year Magica was introduced.

>>712480195
>written by a girl

Great thread.

>>712482045
oh it's this guy

I had a crush on the loli as a kid

>That one time Donald was forced to be a traveling salesman in the middle of some bumfuck nowhere mountain for months on end
>Trying to sell a fucking pipe organ to uncontacted tribes whilst his nephews were making bank giving away pocket mirrors and makeup
how well that turned out

>Magica as a teacher at a Hogwarts equivalent
Uses the Rosa take of Magica having no natural magic and having to rely on her wand, unlike the students who do have magic.

>>712483608
>Paperopoli in Canada

Huey, Dewey and Louie meet Amneris, catgirl princess from Egypt way in the past.
The name of her and the villain Ramfis are both references to Verdi's opera Aida.

>>712483684
why does harry potter have two female friends
wheres ron

>>712481668
I'll make and upload some some once I figure out how to make Illustrious do beaks and duck legs consistently without shitting itself.

>>712481973
>the character named after Ebenezer Scrooge is a penny pincher
whaaaaat?

>>712484069
it's called improving the source material

>>712484150
Godspeed, anon.

>>712483684
Planning on doing a translation of this one at some point, assuming it hasn't already been done.

>>712484212
you know what, you're right, the books would have been better without ron

>>712483197
I'll wait a day or two then make a thread about how there should be a Disney Comics beat-em-up in the format of those recent ones like Shredder's Revenge

>>712484150
Try trash's /sdg/

Did not expect this sort of a thread in /v/ of all places. But I do appreciate all the information about Rosa stuff, and about what has happened in the larger Duck comics since I last read 'em. I guess I should get off my ass and look into it a bit more since there are websites for that, and a shitload of comics to go through. And uhh I guess to keep to the original topic, there's no way Dante will be able to do anything and even if you would count that the Sinners are allowed it'd be about as effective as the constant siege the Beagle Boys tended to do against Scrooge and his moneybin.

Unironically the best thread we've had on /v/ for weeks.

Best thread in a while
see you around anons

>>712484627
We used to have straight up scroogedump threads back in the /v/ culture days

>>712484627
If you can read Italian (or are willing to slowly go through DeepL translating things sentence by sentence), or even better Portuguese, there's plenty of places out there to pirate these

>>712483684

>>712484782
Don't know a lick of Italian or Portuguese so I guess DeepL is the best thing I can make do with. Thanks for the tip.

>>712484875
You're welcome, good luck. DeepL isn't ideal but it'll be better than nothing

>>712483203
those eyes, god damn.
I can see why she was a sex idol.

>>712484051
need rule 34 on this so much.

Before the thread dies, can anyone tell me if there's an actual Don Rosa comic about inertia? I can't remember if it's actually real of if I dreamt it, some gadget made by Gyro that removed all inertia from objects or some shit, like a cannonball being stopped by a guy just holding his hands up or something.

>>712485095
Cash flow

Duck games worth playing:

Donald Duck in Maiu Mallard - Genesis/megadrive version
Quack shot
Kingdom Hearts

Honorary mention
Castle of Illusion starring ~Mickey Mouse

>>712485082
She has some, actually.

>>712485095
It was "Cash Flow"
amazing story

>>712485082
Look on /co/ for the booru listed on their drawthreads

>>712485261
Quack Attack or Goin' Quackers is good too, a good Crash clone in 3d or Rayman clone in 2d

>>712485252
>>712485095
>Don Rosa then went on to explain how making the car not having inertia would work when falling down

>>712485252
>>712485292
Thanks lads, never got that one in print.

>>712485261
I remember people being genuinely excited about Epic Mickey, only for it to come out and be whatever
People were just into some of the concept art, I guess

>>712485519
Because it was going to be EDGY and SERIOUS Mickey Mouse for the modern mature audience we have all obviously wanted. I guess some indie dev might do something like that now that the OG Mickey Mouse is in public domain, a few games that go with that artstyle are already being made.

>Simpsons Hit and Run/GTA clone set in Duckburg with playable characters from the main cast never ever
Just kill me now.

>>712485808
WITCH and Duck comic artist.

>>712485745
The gameplay was shit but I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with the premise of a slightly less lighthearted spin on Mickey.
I think stuff like this >>712463632 is genuinely cool.

>>712485745
That's fine and all, but I think Floyd Gottfredson's comics with Phantom Blot and all were edgy enough, felt like Epic Mickey's concept was trying too hard

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>>712485895
Cute, recognized that design right away, my sister used to love WITCH. Maybe I should give it a read sometime...

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>>712485981
WITCH was originally meant to be a Daisy Duck spinoff. Just shouting trivia before thread 404

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>>712486109
Never heard that tidbit before, that's wild