Thread 712440157

>>712440157 (OP)
That's what a REAL woman looks like, chuds

>>712440157 (OP)
Looks like Steven Yeun on HRT

182k people are playing Stellar Blade on a Thursday morning.

>>712440332
Yep average mutt intelligence assuming the players are from NA.

>>712440157 (OP)
more like the Gunt of Yotei

>>712440332
Beijing and Mumbai bros are eating good

>>712440448
>posted from a flat in occupied europe

>>712440157 (OP)
Disgusting fat cunt.

genuinely looks like a chinese man

>>712440157 (OP)
Why does it look like a man?

from this...

>>712440508
DO I LOOK 5'1" TO YOU BISH

>>712442485
what a cutie

The West has fallen...

>>712440157 (OP)
jesus fucking christ, this woman has zero curves, how is that even possible?

>>712443390
What if I told you
>woman

>>712443390
She even looks a bit like Elon Musk

>>712443390
"It" has a curve... in the gut

>>712440157 (OP)
>Pork of Yotei

>>712443390
Biologically, I think they're a woman? I asked ChatGPT and it kinds skirted around the answer until I told it to explain it simply. So I think they're a woman? Just lost the genetic lottery in looks and kinda came out kinda dyke looking.

Mods will fix her.

>>712440319
She looks like if Sammo Hung transitioned.

>>712443390
that's a man

>>712440157 (OP)
Asian people are disgusting

>>712442485
we wanted this

>>712442564
I can't believe this wigga still alive. What a wreck.

>>712440157 (OP)
More like Roast of Yotei lmao

>>712444971
wigger genes. he can abuse all the booze and drugs he wants and will still make it to at least 60

nobody cares about mutt "samurai" slop lol

we want certified Nippon Samurai kino

>>712443390
east asian genes, they have minimal curves and more even body fat distribution.

>>712446808
>posts a shitty announcement for a future trailer
I'm gonna be here slurping your tears up when Yotei clears 10 million copies sold

>>712447490
It won't be as successful as the first one. I'm not saying it's going to bomb, but there's more games like this and even normie audiences don't want a fem mc

>>712447576
>already tempered his goalposts
lol
lmao

>>712447685
Dude I'm not even the first guy you responded to. Stop being a faggot. Views don't equal sales and you know it

>>712447746
The first one had the benefit of nip sales to also help sell it's jap influence and culture. They don't care one bit about this one. Reminder that even ubisoft thought they had jap sales in the bag because of ghost of sushi. The market has changed since then

>>712447490
doesn't matter if it sells gorillion copies, it won't break even since the budget is wasted on tranny dev dilation stations

>>712440157 (OP)
Did you mean
>Hogs Eve in you're path

>>712442485
Cute pits

>>712442485
Jomon admix really does save East Asians

>>712449145
jomon genes (mostly seen in ainu) makes them look like gorillas though

that girl looks like a cute korean like most yamato japs that are cute

>>712447307
>east asian genes, they have minimal curves
Explain thick japanese asses then

>>712449645
She monke

>>712440157 (OP)
That fridge can handle a katana

>>712449475
Cope also Jomon people were like cro magon

>>712449645
Jomon dna

>>712447490
Yotei seems to just be banking on the previous game for it's sales. It's deliberately set on the outskirts of japan to get away with everything it'll include.
Saying you want to provide an "authentic" experience and deliberately dodge it is a warning bell to me.

>adding a wolf
Why are they making it far cry but le samurai? I already found the grappling hook in Tsushima stupid. These makes it even worse.

>>712440157 (OP)
Atsu doesn't really look like this so I don't care, I think this bitch just voices the character in the dub. I would've preferred a bilingual Japanese woman, but at the end I'm not a dub scrub so it doesn't matter.

You can, by all means, continue milking this asinine shit if it helps you cope with not reaching those grapes you so desire, though. Game will be kino incarnate, and you will seethe.

>>712450108
that's a shitposting korean image

>cro magon
exactly - apes

that girl >>712442485 looks like a cute yamato not some heavy brow ridge gorilla lol

>>712450652
>>712450764
I'm glad you're excited for it, but you know very well the same talent that made the first one isn't here. There is no "bilingual" japanese women because they went out of their way to cast and get this person. I'll wait for release and see what garbage they inject into this game

>>712440157 (OP)
Yes, yes, buy our GOY game

Did you notice how much they focus on the characters this time around? I literally didn't care about the character in the first game trailers, it just looked good. The new one is forcing you to look at this person more, it's centering too much on this lady and I don't care.

>>712451000
>but you know very well the same talent that made the first one isn't here
What proof do you have for this?

>>712442485
we can't allow this

>>712440157 (OP)
I've personally seen 153 samurai movies and I've never seen a woman that fat or ugly in any of them.

>>712452717
How many of them had a woman as the main samurai/ronin?

>>712440157 (OP)
that guy is pretty fat to be a samurai

>>712451913
>veilguard and andromeda writers...

Bros why? Just get a random nip to say " i helped write the story!" and it'd sell itself

>>712450764
I don't like how they show her ready to fight 6 men in one go. I thought they balanced out jin's samurai recklessness and spirt with his later found survival skills. Not even samurai jin would do what she's doing there.

>>712452987
5 give or take. They never do the wandering ronin LARP like this game though.

>>712451913
you think those are the only two people who joined the SP crew in the 6 years between the last and current game? yeah there's no reason to get writers from that dead studio, but those are two drops in an ocean, and studios that are successful have to grow.

>>712453937
They're credited as lead writers. The fact theirs more like them is why I'd be worried. I'm not buying this anytime soon or at all, but good luck fags

>>712452717
I don't think most modern /v/irgins would find traditional Japanese beauty and beauty standards palatable. They'd probably even call them DEI. Lady Kaede from Ran and Asagi from Thrones of Blood come to mind.

>>712443390
America.

>>712451913
Why is failing upwards the accepted mode in writing? there's so many writers flopping like fish out of the water in the bottom trying to publish their stories because no one hires writers anymore, then you go up the totem pole and find it filled out by the most talentless, illiterate people possible hogging out all the writing positions in most media.

>>712454168
Then I am happy to be called an old fart or unc by any young cretins who choose to do so.

>>712440157 (OP)
>Female protagonist
Not playing

>>712442485
Flat as all hell.

>>712451913
This is the only valid red flag with Yotei I'll accept. These losers probably got into SP through nepotism, which is probably how they worked with Bioware in the first place.

>>712454545
we like that...

>>712442485
>this scares the average game dev

>>712454545
This is ideal

>>712454545
it's hot

>>712454481
Then you'll miss out on one of the best From Software games: Lost Kingdoms II.

>>712454946
For dying in childbirth.

>>712440157 (OP)
so if she's the model they're using why are they misrepresenting her body so much? shouldn't she be proud and demand they include her ample stomach for the character model since she's what REAL women supposedly look like?

>>712455085
Nothing hot about looking like a pre-pubescent little kid.

>>712440157 (OP)
Damn, look at those move on that Flubber.

>>712454545
>>712455172
Stop trying to provoke a pedo debate faggot.

>>712443381
>west
?

>>712455172
I go off and on to japan quite a bit for work and lots of girls look like that. Now a days though there's a joke that there's something in the water as even younger girls are getting larger breasts.

>>712444214
>her

>>712454481
>that post pic
>that post
hmmmmmmmmm

>>712442485
to this?

>>712455172
>sees a young adult with a flat chest
>immediately think of children

>>712455172
>a pre-pubescent little kid.
That's literally the hottest thing ever

>>712442485
wow it still jiggles

>>712455778
Yes, because female children tend to have flat chests.

>>712456391
That's not always the case anon. Look outside.

>>712440157 (OP)
more like ghost of yoDEI

watched Game Changer episode with her yesterday

>>712456391
we get it, you hate women.

>>712450108
They were clearly Indian. The same with these Australian Abbos. But of course not modern Indian, but ancient Indian from the days of Gilgamesh.

>>712456661
That's gross. Why would you watch that?

>>712456685
lol

>>712440157 (OP)
It's cool they're getting paid to learn to do that. Are you getting paid to do this, or is it a rent free sitch?

>>712456685
I found the attached post interesting.

>>712456391
and adult women can too.
try going a day without thinking about children sexually, it's healthier.

>>712456661
man she has gotten so fucking fat in just a few years, what the fuck
this is the same bitch in 2021

>>712455162
I dont fucking get WHY she is that fat either.
she was not anywhere near that fat just a few years ago.

>>712456902
Mcburgers

>>712440215
>>712440319
It's funny cause she won't wake up at any point in her life and think "Omg am i woman enough???"

the "11/10" troon does

>>712456739
my waifu Angela was in the episode

>>712457001
the wall isnt supposed to hit that late either. she is 38 now and was like 35 and looking like that thinner pic.

>>712453648
>sheet music for the theme of the movie printed as the border of the poster

kino

>>712456661
What's that supposed to say shaved on her head?

>>712454481
>image
Such a good bait

>>712440215
Well I don't like real women then

>>712457041
You're right about her indifference to being woman enough but not for the reason you think

>>712457216
sam reich sux, it's the host of the show

>anons kept telling me to play ghost of sushi
>dude play on lethal lmao
>lethal fucking sucks
>quit the game after 3-4 hours
>reinstalled again this week after a year off
>this time play on easy
>game is much more interesting now
>already played 5 hours

>>712456661
>SAM'S REICH

a little on the nose dont you think?

>>712456902
>fat
>shitty hair and makeup
>genderfreak
I don't like these implications

>>712447490
>when Yotei clears 10 million copies sold
I won't even bother pirating it when it gets whored out to PC.

>>712440157 (OP)
Fr is this woman or tranny?

>>712457621
she has a history of getting changes for DEI made in games as well.

First she killed Veilguard... now she is coming for Sony

>>712457658
its a woman, you just can't tell because she decided to gain 50% of her normal body weight within the last 3 years.

>>712457702
That's not what I'm worried about. Victims of CSA, especially women, will purposefully make themselves as unattractive as possible to avoid further assaults. This behavior can carry well into adulthood as a coping mechanism. Another coping mechanism in current year is turning to genderclown shit for support and validation. It's why like 90% of pooners are CSA survivors.

>>712450652
I liked the first but I'm gonna skip this. Reeks of Last of Us style "inject all the leftist idpol you couldn't inject in the first because you needed to establish an IP before setting it on fire for your retarded ideology"

>>712443390
Erika Ishi is the only Asian to hit the wall at 10.

>>712456902
she lowkey looks like a baddie here

>>712458510
she was thin for most of her life, so scratch the fat part off.
actually, I think she got fat after trump won.

>>712458510
I also have to disagree with the genderfluid shit, because you don't know how much that shit is pushed on anyone who even SLIGHTLY fails to conform to "gender norms" while also being depressed about something.

>>712440157 (OP)
>drop your hugely successful and popular protagonist for a lesbian asexual transexual generic and cliched girlboss in the sequel

Serious question, what the fuck is wrong with leftists and leftism in general?

Most of you are fatter than this girl

>>712443894
The actress also identifies as nonbinary.

>>712447490
Sell me on this shit. Why do you think it will be good?

>>712461093
Men are supposed to be larger creatures. The fact that some on here are thinner and smaller than her is a bad thing

>>712449645
>>712450335
See her head shape? She's got DAT JOMON ASS. That's right. Nakoruru was packing one of those under her baggy clothes.

>>712452717
What's your favorite onnamusha movie?

>>712454481
She's also a tranny irl.

>>712453937
They picked two writers with ZERO experience doing samurai shit, or any experience with japanese culture. AND have a track record of fucking up their shit. Ghost of Tsushima was already pushing it with anyoing girlbossness.

But sure. lest see an interview with them . Lets hear about their favorite chambara. Who are their literary and cinematic inspirations. Do they have any opinions on the philosophies in the Hagakure?

I'm not holding them to special treatment. That last question is actually pretty fucking important in GOT 1.

>>712461093
...and they're not hiring us to star in this game.

>>712460689
It’s never about quality but the message.

>>712440448
You would get filtered playing that game bitch ass faggot

>>712440157 (OP)
I wonder how many samurai in history accidentally cut open their thumbs when they sheathed their sword like that.

>>712461093
you don't see me wielding a samyoorai sword in a $90 slop nigga

>>712461382
Double standard based on absolutely nothing
>>712461832
>>712462394
oh no, a normal looking person with average weight is staring in a video game. The horror

>>712461093
she's not even that fat in the game. Atsu is pretty lean.

>>712462695
That is not "average" weight

>>712462782
Looks healthy. Do you seriously think she's gonna die earlier or have more physical problems compared to a skinny girl? Nothing about her body is a abnormal from a biological and medical standpoint

>>712462695
lose weight lol

>give us a great character with a perfect arc where he accepts that the Samurai honoru isn't good enough to protect his home and sacrifices his morals to become the "Ghost"
>game is all about spreading fear into Mongols everywhere
>now play as this they/them loonytroon in the sequel
Why did they do this?

>>712463185
>play as this they/them loonytroon in the sequel
and slaughter bigot male samurais

>>712463113
we get it, you're fat.

>>712460689
Woman warriors in Japan are a thing, and none of the hyperbolic adjectives you added are true.

>>712463185
I'm glad they're not milking Jin like they do with Kratos or many other characters. His story is one and done anyway.
Atsu is gonna be great, so is the setting. Keep seething.

>>712440157 (OP)
Reminder the story of this game will be about the racist, sexist Japanese who oppress the progressive liberal Ainu who were there first and just want to live in peace in their community lead by women

tfw no sturdy sword wife like Ayako

>>712464365
No (wo)man can accomplish what a man like Jin accomplished. He was a master swordsman and brutally violent. I cannot pretend a woman would ever have that same impact on her enemies.

>>712464153
Women warriors were not a thing. Brave random examples of women standing their ground and picking up a sword did exist however.

>>712455094
>Lost Kingdoms bro has shit taste in women
Unfortunate.

>>712464669
I need this.

>>712464153
thats a real photo. just like this picture is areal frog. pepe is real

>>712455757
If that's the same girl I'm sending Japan a 4th nuke for their crimes against women.

>>712464693
To be clear, any single human winning enough consecutive outnumbered fights to singlehandedly kick the mongol army off anywhere is unrealistic.

>>712464806
>>712464953
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onna-musha

>>712464153
Our time will come, comrade.

>>712465249
No dude. There was no women warriors. They were not on the front lines. Women trained to prepare the boys and young men. It is rare and treated like extreme cases when women rose up to the occasion. You can't re-write history because you took an axe to your crotch.

>>712465249
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepe_the_Frog

>>712440157 (OP)
What a fucking hideous tranny.

>>712464821
Tfw no tokiyuki wife

>>712465458
I didn't write that history, japanese people did. You're adding a lot of new goalpo-I mean parameters for having opened with an absolute (there was(were) no women warriors)

>>712465643
Worse, western asian.

>>712465157
Yeah but when it's a man we call that kino

>>712465689
Sure faggot. "Wikipedia" is your only source. I studied there as a kid and I have a n2 since I work there for like half the year.

>>712465768
Speak for your insecure self

>>712464693
No act of retardation you can do can upstage this one. You truly have mastered the art of un-cutting the Gordian Knot. Not only that, but you even pretend to be white while you do it.

>>712440157 (OP)
What the fuck are you doing that you make me wish Olivia Munn was getting more work than you do?

>o-OPEN THE GAATEE
>OPEN THE GAAAAAATEE

>>712465803
https://hilo.hawaii.edu/campuscenter/hohonu/volumes/documents/WomenWarriorsofEarlyJapanRochelleNowaki.pdf
Here's one with cited japanese sources just for you sweetie

>>712465458
Even goy slop like sengoku musou gave you the option to turn it off since it's not realistic and didn't happen outside a handful of times.

>>712466063
>american
as a source, really anon? You're desperate to peddle your narrative

>>712464806
Samurai fighting off the Mongols wasn't a thing either, nor were Haiku's in 1200's Japan, but you're not complaining.
Curious how your kind pretends to care about history when the topic of female warriors is invoked, even though Japanese history and mythology has substantial evidence of it existing, and it's regularly in reenactments.

>>712465951
I'm not sure if this a compliment but thanks

>>712466535
Chudcels would probably have a temper tantrum if they visited these parades and saw all the women decked in fighting gear.

>>712466224
The paper cites primary sources from japan. I'm sure y'all can come up for another reason to be upset with lady with sword, I've seen much sillier reasons that weren't so flimsy. I believe in you to be able to stay mad.

>>712455162
it hasn't reined on people that this is a fat, transexual dude, specially because he said he is part of that community, emphasizing on the T.

I hope someone creates a mod with KAZUHA from Le Sserafim, to replace him.

>>712440157 (OP)
In chromosome count, sure

>>712452717
What's the best sword fight you've seen in those movies?
I was watching...umm... the blind masseur gambler with the sword cane, but I honestly found the sword fights pretty bad (probably becauase of the reverse sword grip).

>>712466638
Didn't female warriors have their own name (which I've forgotten)?
Like the difference between a monk and a nun?

>>712466738
They're nonbinary but I don't expect anyone here to actually know much about the things that they are mad about.

>>712466638
Implying you even know what that is. You fake faggots should stop pretending to be women and stop pretending to understand another culture. I've spent many years there and I still don't know everything. It shows how agenda driven all you fags are. Like this fag here.>>712466710 They respect the archers and old warriors. That doesn't mean all women were fighters.

>>712466861
>>712465249
Onna-musha, but they were still members of the bushi

>>712466862
thats a fucking disgusting homosexual dude that on top of that is fat, you are gay and fat too if you are still confused.

>>712466895
Man head in sand energy is wild. You should ask your neighbors and coworkers about it and get back to us

>>712467028
Yeesh. I can't imagine expending so much energy hating on strangers who will never know who you are

>>712467118
I get the chance to because I know the language and spend time there. You only call yourself a "fan" of these mediums to subvert them and twist to your ideology. Nobody there thinks "YASS WOMEN WARRIORS!" Even the chicks who train these days do it out of respect for their fathers, and gran fathers.

>>712466895
You've slid a long way from "there were no women warriors" to "not all women were warriors". Who said they were?

>>712467380
None of this really disproves the facts in the sources provided...

>>712467478
Yeah nice try at word play tranny. There were no women warriors and I explained it well enough already. Kill yourself and move on already. The women who made a difference are remembered and that's that. Most women who trained did so to help out their family and train the boys

>>712463185
They always to that, subverting successful IPs. It's why I've decided not to give my money anymore to games I like after the KCD2 thing.
I now pirate everything. At least my money isn't funding wokeslop anymore.

>>712467583
YASSSS TRUST THE SCIENCE

>>712467632
So you say there were no women warriors then say there were women warriors who were remembered? Were there or weren't there? Spoiler: there were

>>712467774
Neither does this

>>712467221
like you with me because I called out that they are pushing a fat homo dude and tryig to deceive people?

>>712468028
I didn't call anyone names, I just pointed out you're incorrect about the person you're talking about.

>>712465249
>>712466063
She's not in an army.

>>712467774
I feel the same way.

>>712468637
New goalpost, but who?
>>712466638
She was

>>712440157 (OP)
I've never seen anyone make swords look so uncool.

>>712466761
Maybe Goyokin or the Lone Wolf and Cub series always had satisfying kills.

>>712468830
>New goalpost
It's a game about a wandering female ronin after the sengoku period, which never happened IRL. The links you provided are about women fighting in armies during times of war only and also state:
>Travel during the Edo period was demanding and unsettling for many female samurai due to tight restrictions. They always had to be accompanied by a man, since they were not allowed to travel by themselves. Additionally, they had to possess specific permits establishing their business and motives. Samurai women also received much harassment from officials who manned inspection checkpoints.[31][32]
So yes it's ahistorical feminist fiction.

>>712469932
Wasn't the first game ahistorical fiction as well? Why it bad now? A man didn't do what Jin did in real life either, if that's what the problem was.

>>712470602
He also used tools and technology that didn't exist at the time. And they call themselves samurai, even though they were called bushi at the time.

>>712442485
>that weak swing
dumb bitch

>>712468453
I didnt called anyone names either, I pointed out WHAT the person IS, big difference. You came out triggered because thats what you are too, fat and homo and if you feel insulted by your characteristics, is because YOU feel they are wrong, YOU.

>>712470602
>A man didn't do what Jin did in real life either
He was allowed to travel unaccompanied though.

>>712442485
now i will buy your game

>>712466638
Nigga overwhelming majority of Japanese historians agree that Gozen was a myth and didnt exist lmao.

>>712455757
Jiggle physics are real? I thought they were an invention by the chuds? Xisters wtf??

>>712440157 (OP)
Ghost of butter

>>712440157 (OP)
I though this clip was the voice actor of Naoe from ac shadows.

>>712440448
What’s you point moron. Half steams user base is chinese. If you want to talk steam, your want to talk about chinese gaming demographics.

>>712464153
...and the writing staff has NO background knowledge of them, or even their fictional representation. I expect them to AC shadows it up.

>>712465713
Western asian NON BINARY.

>>712470602
The first game showed detailed love and respect to fictional representations of the samurai, going all the way to REVERSE localizing the japanese version to take out some historical anachronisims, like calling swords Katana and using haiku.

If THIS game does equally well with the legendary onnamusha and kuniochi, I'm fucking down, but if it's fucking americanized trash ala veilguard, my relatives in aomori, some who are part ainu themselves will not be pleased.

>>712451579
>>712450652
Anyone else grossed out by the yellow they're using? This game looks repulsive.

>>712454481
I know this sounds absurd but I've seen "We <3 DEI" posters in California on shop windows.

>>712456661
I think women invite these freaks on to make themselves look hotter. They love that type of manipulation. But it's like looking at a flower with a pile of shit next to it so I'd rather not look at all.

>>712465249
>Citing English wikipedia for anything US leftists might distort to push their agenda.
Is your next move citing Veilguard article how its sales were exceptionally?

>>712466710
Thimas Lockley, the main purveyor of the Yasuke myth in the west also cites Japanese sources. Of course he mistranslates, I mean localizes them, so in truth they do not support his thesis. But EoPs are impressed by moonrunes.
The thing is happening in this case.

>>712457418
I put Ghost of Tsushima up there with Elden ring and Dark souls for difficult shit I'm willing to invest time in to gitgud. But Lethal is next to impossible, and I was playing on NG+, while regular enemies were meaty, the Straw Hat duels were impossible because they just ate 50 strikes but could One shot you with a single non telegraphed kick to the shin.

>>712440157 (OP)
same energy

>>712457774
Imagine a man shouldering his way into the women's washroom yelling "I'M GENDERFLUID"
These retards have no idea that their contradictions come back to bite them in the ass later.

>>712460689
They just don't give a shit, they don't value anything, the only thing they care about is signaling to the herd what they've accomplished, and "making a queer game" is an accomplishment. They all fall back on the same "our game was SABOTAGED BY CHUDS" when their game fails to launch.
None of this is based on money or pride in your work, it's all about emotional manipulation and virtue signaling to an insane degree.

>>712440157 (OP)
we can make fun of fat tranny samurai but it's not fair that veilguard and concord bombed while this kusoge will sell like crazy because it's snoy's 1st party slop.

>>712475372
lmao

moves her arms too much. the blade needs to be part of your body. i guess its for show anyway, not like that slob will be used for the motion capture, right?

>>712474934
>I think women invite these freaks on to make themselves look hotter.
Kek, I knew a girl that always invited a really fugly girl with her to almost everywhere. When I asked her about it, she was honest and told me that she did invited her to make herself look good in comparison and kept her for brownie points.

>>712440157 (OP)
>GoY

>>712475372
No, this guy actually does something at least a bit entertaining.

This is closer to the same energy.

>>712440157 (OP)
Ghost of Yoshinoya

>>712479356
A guy would've been like "fuck I knocked the bottle over, lemme try again".