Thread 712445404

ENGINEER IS. Not good...

>>712445404 (OP)
Engineer ruined TF2.

>>712445830
>DAMN IT
>killbind

GOTTEM

Diagnosis? HAHA YOU'RE...INCOMING

MOO-

>>712446345
That Medic's a bloody- MEDIC!

>>712446465
NEGA

>>712446345
My professional opinion? HAHA-the dispenser goes HERE.

>>712446619
THAT SOLDIERS A BLOODY- SENTRY-
>killbind

>>712446062
No, sniper did. Engie is only as good as the enemy is retarded, almost to the degree that spy is.

>w+m1's this peaceful thread
RUN COWARDS

>>712446619
That Soldier's a bloody- NEEDA- WHOAHOHOHO

>>712447064
>Deletes you from across the map
>>712447323
NAH

>>712447064
>vote kick started against player :Igor
>reason: being idle/afk
F1 GUYS F1 F1

>>712447872
>Engineers start laughing.

THAT DEMOMAN IS A NEGATORY

NEED A
>respawns
NEED A
>respawns
NEED A
>respawns
NEED A

>>712447872
>join server
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Spy_paincrticialdeath01.wav

>>712446846
Wrong. Sentries with a competent team is borderline unstoppable on defense. Kinda irrelevant, because its a TEAM game, so yeah, makes sense a competent team would be unstoppable.

this game has some of the worst unlockable weapons known to mankind
75% of the weapons in this game are either "item that is unusably bad because valve realized it was a mistake to ever add it in, but couldn't remove it because people already bought the item, so they have to just nerf it into unusability", "extremely bland, shitty item with stats like "minicrits on burning players" that they half-assed just so they could ship out some extremely artstyle-breaking promotional tie-in"
it's OK when valve does it though

>>712445404 (OP)
I thought that was the Virtua Boy

>>712449482
hello grandpa

>>712449428
you can thank the comp faggots for ruining what little good unlocks we had

>>712449428
I like the Mannmelter. It's useless but I like the idea, although 90% of the time I switch for the Noob Shot

>>712449651
what the fuck are you going on about? comp was added when 95% of the game's weapons were already in their final state, approximately 40 years ago

Trivia time!
Did you know? Hitting bonked scout with an ubersaw gives you uber

>>712449814
Trivia time!
Did you know? When switching to the sandwich, you can completely bypass the weapon switch delay by just immediately taunting to eat it.

>>712449428
That's just your metaslave min-maxxer opinion
Anyway
>WE HAVE-WE H-WE-WE-WE-WE-W-WE-WE HAVE-WE-WE-W-WE HAVE DROPPED THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE

>>712449993
that's right boys, you heard him right, if you think the sun on a stick is bad and/or ugly, you're just a butthurt metaslave. fucking gottem

That engineer is a-SENTRY-HAHAHOHO *killbinds*

riverside
riverside
riverside motherfucker

>>712445404 (OP)
Why does it look like a virtual boy?

>>712450225
You're spot on, glad I made you figure it out

>The wounded, burning scout is running away from me
>Why is he running away from me?

>>712449616
that made me realize tf2 is almost 20 years old

>>712450857
To hug the fire
To envelop that fire
He wants to make love to the fire

>>712451079
Then why shouts "medic" like a madman?
Why does he dash like a headless chicken all around?
Is he mocking me?
Does he want to scorn my impotence?
Is his head 90% spinal fluid?

>>712451827
his head is 90% penile fluid and brother, he's on his way to your girl's house

>>712450225
I don't get why people hate the sun on a stick specifically by the way. It's not really useful but it's still an upgrade to the stock: the only downside is a small damage penalty but you will basically never use the stock bat for its 35 melee damage. Equipping the SoS at least gives you very occasional funny kills, and an escape tool if a pyro has set you on fire before dying.
Yeah the opportunity cost is big because some of the other utility melees are pretty good, but people often act like the SoS is a straight nerf or something, like equipping it can only be a meme or a joke when it's literally tangibly better than the stock bat.

>>712452304
>it's literally tangibly better than the stock bat.
That's not saying much, man.

>>712452567
I know but again I feel like it's become such a meme that people act like if you equip it you're literally throwing, and if you pull it out and use it in combat you are some epic memester. I've seen it called the worst weapon in the game a ton of times.
Nobody says this about the stock bat - yeah, people rationally recognise that it's pretty shit when scout has vastly superior utility options, but for example I've never seen anyone call it the worst weapon in the game - despite it being literally inferior to the sun n a stick.

>>712446345
DIAGNOSIS? HAHA..... build a dispenser here

>scout was one of my least played classes
>start playing it because why not
>realize how fun the high risk high reward play style is
>suck at scout
anyone else?

>>712454658
Pick your engagements? Don't go all in on a heavy that's full hp, wait for him to tank some damage then go in, stay far from pyros and for the rest it's just learning how to aim

>>712446062
I wish I could murder every /his/ fag that forced that retarded V meme.

>>712454658
Yeah you just need to work on your aim better, hit your meatshots
Also work on your movement, a good scout should be able to reliably win against most soldiers
>>712455021
Don't listen to this guy if you're dying it means you're still shit, just aim better and dodge better

>>712445404 (OP)
move.
on.

>>712453080
You are right and in the end your tastes are what matters. I heard for example how this or that melee is the best for pyro but I'm a complete total dummy and I just like to remove sappers with the whatsitsname neon sign and the bass line it makes when taunting.

HAHA CONGA

>its another episode of "Kunai DR spy sucks the fun out of the round for everyone"
there should be a stealth script injected into the hong kong cone where if you equip it alongside those two weapons it bricks your PC

>playing Freak Fortress
>it's me versus the hale, he's already killed the other 25 players
>he stops in his tracks, and does RPS
>agree to it
>I win
>he killbinds
>everyone cheers for me

>>712456590
After eleven years of playing I still have not gotten mad at spies once. I can't think of any single match I played where a spy was a genuine problem. I'm pretty sure everyone making posts like these must be a fresh install shitter or something, because there is no way you can be mad at spies.
The epic kunai DR montages are one in a million in real games and even if you meet one, all it means is that you actually have to spend a modicum of your focus on the spy almost as if he was an actual player on the enemy team, rather than just playing 12 vs 11 if it was any other average spy.

>>712456590
Imagine the spytroon seeth. More glorious than the amby nerf

>>712456884
I only get mad at spies if playing heavy, since that class is built on tunnel vision.

>>712456590
>Instantly killing the Kunai DR spy with the Enforcer before he gets a chance to kill anyone
>He immediately toggles and focuses me
>Dies again because he's bad at the game and still has the kunai and DR equipped

>>712457076
That it still a skill issue, as heavy you have the highest point blank sustained DPS in the game by far and a spy going in for a stab has to be point blank. If you turn around and shoot a spy he will die in about half a second or so.
It can be annoying if it's a really tight game where the enemy power classes are really pushing in your team's shit, so you really have to focus as heavy (and can't really afford to turn around to spycheck), AND they have a good spy who's an actual serious spy main and also always picks the best moment in a fight to stab you. That's pretty much the only time spy is really useful, though, and it happens oh so rarely. Oh, AND the rest of your team also needs to be oblivious enough not to spycheck, considering a heavy is usually going to be near the front of the team's positioning.

If you get mad at spies at any other time it's purely your skill issue for not turning around enough. At least if a sniper is making you mad, you don't have any counterplay as heavy and just have to avoid him. But when facing a spy you can single-handedly shut him down unless you're playing braindead.

>>712457542
>Oh, AND the rest of your team also needs to be oblivious enough not to spycheck, considering a heavy is usually going to be near the front of the team's positioning.
That's why I play pyro alot more, when we have a heavy on the team. Someone's gotta spycheck for the big guy.

As a scout main I hate pyros so fucking much
I have to land two perfect meatshots to kill him. If I miss and take slightly too long I'm overexposed to the flames. The flames for which the pyro only needs to look in my general direction and press M1 to have me take damage. The pyro basically gets his damage automatically with zero effort, meanwhile I have to hit my shots absolutely perfectly and if I don't I lose almost all of my health by default, and continue losing health even after winning the fight and fucking die unless I can find a source of healing fast enough.

Oh of course people will say just stay away, yeah I can stay at mid-long range and pepper him with 30-40 damage spray. Pyro flame range is not tiny so now I have to press S for like ten seconds while emptying out my entire scattergun clip. I sure do hope I didn't want to be near the frontline, or that there are no other enemies anywhere behind me while I'm focusing my entire attention on killing the one pyro for a dozen seconds!

No other class has such a disparity in skill. A soldier still needs to shoot feet properly, and I can dodge his rockets if he doesn't aim well enough. A heavy needs good tracking and if I can get in point blank range I can dodge his aim. A demo needs to have even better aim than me to land his pipe before I land my meatshots. Etc. But a pyro just wins by default unless I can hit my shots perfectly, no effort on his part, just because he exists.

>>712458421
What secondary are you using? Pretty Boy's can pepper pyro down pretty effectively, and none of Pyro's secondaries can deal with it really that effectively. If pyro swaps to shotty or flaregun, just rush in and meatshot him with the scatter.

who the hell plays slenderfortress with porn models?

>>712460520
YOU, ALL OF YOU ARE... Very well

>>712449741
its the best counter to scorch shit pyros. You extinguish your teammates and now you have 10 ammo to delete snipers across the map for free.

>>712456590
Hey, leave the Hong Kong Cone out of this!

>>712446619
DATS RAAAYY SEEEST

>>712463653
>No more smexuals because Google are NEGAs
>Can't even post them on /v/ because we don't get sound webums

>>712463916
>>No more smexuals because Google are NEGAs
huh

>>712463985
So a concept that people don't really think of is that people upload videos because they want people to watch them. Not that they have "views" but they want people to watch them.
Google intentionally fucks with metrics to disincentivize people from uploading videos AND will refuse to show your video to people.
This can be done under their self defined categories of "Adult" content or "Non-advertiser friendly" (Google is the advertising company, other companies are clients, NOT advertisers, it's intentionally done this way so they have plausible deniability for intentionally fucking with the visibility of videos)
This accomplishes two things
>People who make videos that they don't like ie: soldier saying NEGA are demoralized and won't post them
>People are mislead into thinking people DO NOT WANT videos of Soldier saying NEGA
Most of what you're allowed to see on youtube is wildly unpopular, but most people begrudgingly tolerate it because there aren't any real video sharing websites anymore (Google murders them because they're the upstream for web indexing).
Tl;dr: No more smexuals because Google are NEGAs

>>712464628
so nothing is actually preventing smexuals from being made or posted
everyone already knew the algorithm(tm) already fucks you up if you have no-no words in your video, it's been like this for 5+ years

>>712464760
You can remain in denial that intentionally demoralizing people from making something totally has zero impact on if they'd make it, but at that point you're just lying to yourself.
That being said, I will not participate in the mass hysteria that any of the dogshit that nobody actually likes is actually totally popular.

>>712464628
>>712464958

>>712465276
>Drug yourself so you participate in a delusional fantasy where people don't want smexual videos
>Aren't you worried about us calling you crazy?
You have no power over me

>THAT WAS AN AMAZING KILLING SPREE-
>Thanks soldier