Legendary Nintendo Quality - /v/ (#712457417) [Archived: 1077 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:13:23 PM No.712457417
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$450 worth of quality.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:15:18 PM No.712457596
>>712457417 (OP)
It's actually a feature. Using lower quality material for the parts that don't actually matter and easy to replace anyways help nintendo with production, and being able to reach more people with the Switch 2
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:16:07 PM No.712457653
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitchHelp/comments/1l8s52u/switch_2_joycon_already_broken/
>reverse search pic
>reddit
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:17:13 PM No.712457760
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>>712457653
>Reddit automatically invalidates opinion because I said so.
Try harder nigger.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:18:54 PM No.712457918
>>712457760
Go back
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:20:38 PM No.712458071
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>Literal child goes into a rage fit and trash the console
>B-B-but its n-nintendo's fault!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:20:40 PM No.712458073
>>712457918
Nice argument.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:21:42 PM No.712458176
>>712458071
>"What do I do? The spring broke off while I was playing Mario Kart. I moved my thumb (albeit a little violently, it was a hard turn), and the joycon cap just broke off. Ugh"
Sounds like it was an accident.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:16 PM No.712458324
>>712458176
Nah, original image is from someone who was in a "heat moment" aka they were losing the game and then shout to his mom and dad, that's a shitty re-upload with a fake story.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:24:51 PM No.712458473
>screen full of dust
you can't take care of your things
of course if i crash the car its going to break fucking retard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:25:02 PM No.712458493
>>712457417 (OP)
Does anyone expect quality from nintendo? Everything i had from them from the 64 era onwards had shitty quality. I buy Chinese peripherals from aliexpress with much better build quality nowadays
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:29:37 PM No.712458868
>>712458493
N64 had the worst controller across every system.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:32:58 PM No.712459134
>>712458324
Show proof.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:38:16 PM No.712459586
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Are you implying $450 is a lot?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:39:24 PM No.712459672
>>712458493
sounds like you can't take care of things
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:54:25 PM No.712460908
>>712457417 (OP)
>Hit PS5 with a sledgehammer 10 times
>It has the same functionality as it had before
>Fart in the same room as Switch 2
>It explodes into tiny bits
Snoyggers win again!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:56:52 PM No.712461096
>>712457760
a literal fact
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:57:03 PM No.712461113
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>>712457417 (OP)
>Switch 2 has only been available for a week
>already that greasy and dusty
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:22:40 PM No.712463115
>>712459586
$450 for a handheld plus $80 per game is a lot to ask. $450 for a handheld made of God's most fragile plastic is grifter territory.

There's also the fact that Nintendo used to be synonymous with quality. They used to be a brand people could buy from and trust that they where getting a quality product from, so seeing them fall so far is a huge insult to the people who remained loyal to the brand.

It makes me very happy that I switched over to pc more than a decade ago so I don't have to deal with this bullshit.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:27:01 PM No.712463457
>>712463115
Honestly the Switch 2 feels really premium in your hands.
There's a lot of stuff they've done under the hood to also improve the tech, for example the gyro and accelerator now work in tandem to prevent joycon motion drift.
You know how you have to keep 'recentering' the joycon/motion controls by pressing Y for games like Splatoon or the port of Super Mario Galaxy? That's significantly better to the point of being a non-issue on the Switch 2.

Not defending $80 games though, the only possible defense anyone could even have is that if MKW doesn't do microtransactions and season passes like every other $70 game and still gets consistent updates then you could kinda view it favorably, but really you should get the bundle if you can.
I bought the bundle while on vacation in a state with no sales tax (US) and I honestly think $500 flat was a pretty good price for everything I got.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:35:24 PM No.712464219
>>712463457
I haven't bought a handheld in over a decade, but I'll take your word from it. My point of view is from the outside looking in, I've hear a lot of bad stuff about the switch, but all of that could be just people seething. I definitely wouldn't pay that much for a handheld, but I wouldn't buy a handheld at all so my argument is invalid.

The main thing that affects me are the $80 games because I know for a fact every major gaming company is gonna pull that shit too.

I'm definitely going to be donning my trifold hat when companies start charging people $80-$90 for unfinished early access slop. $80? They can have 80" of my boot up their ass. I'm only 5ft 11" so I'm gonna have to wear stilts to make it work but man finds a way.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:36:34 PM No.712464332
>>712457417 (OP)
The fucking state of your switch 2 already though.

>Fucking dust and skin all over the screen and whatever that silver thing is

>greasy fucking cheetos riddled fat arse fingers touching all the buttons fucking wash your hands you smelly dirty shit

Look after your stuff!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:37:40 PM No.712464423
>>712457417 (OP)
I think youre just a sperg.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:11:33 PM No.712467437
>>712464332
The silver thing is the spring its also a reddit post.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:14:01 PM No.712467658
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>>712457653
>What do I do? The spring broke off while I was playing Mario Kart. I moved my thumb (albeit a little violently, it was a hard turn), and the joycon cap just broke off. Ugh

redditor with the retard strength
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:15:07 PM No.712467742
>>712457417 (OP)
Right, Mario Kart pissed you off that much you needed to rip the stick out with your greasy fingers. Stop getting mad at games
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:16:20 PM No.712467849
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>>712457760
>furfaggot on my board
You furfags have a literal DOCUMENTARY coming out about how 99.9% of you are pedophiles
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:17:03 PM No.712467908
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>>712458176
why does he need the right analog stick to turn? isnt that for the camera?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:20:09 PM No.712468157
>>712463115
>$80 per game
i buy my games secondhand for half the price because it makes literally zero difference. anyone who actually spends $80 on a game is dumb because you can literally just opt out of doing that
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:25:40 PM No.712468628
>>712459586
For this it is. It's ridiculous really.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:31:45 PM No.712469165
>>712468157
I don't buy anything unless it's on sale. I wasn't willing to pay $60 for a game, and I'm sure as hell not buying them for $80.

Both of us opted out of that, but we both know damn well that we're the exception and not the norm. Retards are going to buy unfinished triple a slop at $90 with a big shit eating grin on their face, and it's only going to embolden these studios to produce more "early access" unfinished slop at even higher prices.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:35:04 PM No.712469512
>>712469165
60$ is a lot more stomachable than 80. Now Nintendo wants to charge 90 in certain markets for the physical? Fuck off.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:36:50 PM No.712469675
>>712457417 (OP)
>If you smash something hard enough to bend the screws in it, it breaks
NintenDOOMED
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:39:23 PM No.712469874
>>712457417 (OP)
Can you guys help me?
My Switch 2 came with a hole inside the screen so I fucked it with my 12 inch BBC and filled it with my cum because I thought that's what it was for but now it stiopped playing Mario Kart World and I am scard it might be broken.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:39:28 PM No.712469879
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>>712457417 (OP)
What kind of death grip was this fucker using on a game controller?

Take care of your shit and maybe it will last longer.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:04 PM No.712469929
>>712463115
having owned every nintendo handheld since the GBA, the switch 2 has the best build quality by far, especially for the launch model. The jury is out on joycon drift but they did completely redesign the socket so hopefully the drift happens less frequently like a gamecube controller or wii nunchuk despite not being hall effect.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:38 PM No.712469973
>>712469512

$60 definitely is, and if it's a game I'm really itching to play I might consider it, but even triple a shit is garunteed to go on sale on steam at some point, hell I got gtav on epic for free. But $80 and up, that's what p2p and a good VPN are for.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:42:09 PM No.712470096
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>>712457417 (OP)
>Ham handed manchild breaks their toy: cries
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:43:13 PM No.712470198
>>712457760
>Reddit automatically invalidates opinion
Correct.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:44:13 PM No.712470292
>>712458073
Nobody needs to agrue with a literal homosexual bara posting faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:44:15 PM No.712470295
>>712457760
Don't use Brutus to shitpost you absolute hyper faggot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:45:28 PM No.712470427
>>712463115
>$450 for a handheld plus $80 per game is a lot to ask.
The market determined otherwise: Switch set sales records.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:47:37 PM No.712470606
>>712470427
The market also determined Pokemon Cards are worth hundreds of dollars because consumers don't always behave rationally.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:53:56 PM No.712471192
>>712470427
Nintendo has a lot of people detrimentally loyal to the brand, despite Nintendo doing just about everything they can to destroy gaming as a whole.

>>712470606
This. There are people who spent millions on nfts too.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:57:52 PM No.712471534
>>712458071
>into a rage fit
>Nintendo games
What? But most of them are for children, not even me playing Super Mario 2 and 3 as a kid would get so angry.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:59 PM No.712471637
>>712457417 (OP)
>console hasn't even been out a week and it's already covered in dust and grease smears
nigga wash your hands
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:59:40 PM No.712471694
>>712471192
The only scummy thing they did is the $80 games (which sony did as well with $70 games). Other than that theyโ€™re the only major developer still focussing on making complete single player (or couch coop) games while Sony and other developers have completely wasted the entire generation on pushing live service slop games, cancelling games and shutting down studios
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:00:47 PM No.712471793
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>>712457760
>Reddit automatically invalidates opinion
yes it does you filthy subhuman, go deep throat a Glock
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:07:15 PM No.712472360
>>712471637
thats a zoomed up high resolution picture, fucking retard. the only reason you wouldnt see anything is if he tried extra hard to please 4chan jews
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:07:55 PM No.712472423
>>712470606
Sorry you missed out on that too.
>>712471192
Nintendo is better than the other three platforms brands Sony, Microsoft, and Valve, so your point is moot
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:11:41 PM No.712472759
>>712471694
I can agree with you on most of that, but my main gripe with them outside of the $80 is the massive amount of patent trolling they do. They have even shut down people who stream their games and even fan tournaments if their game, seemingly just for laughs.

I've heard both good and bad things about the switch 2, but I haven't bought a handheld in almost a decade, so I am going to abstain from talking about a product that I know little about. A lot of anons here say the build quality is good, and I'm happy for them. If you're going to shell out $450 you better be getting a product you're happy with.

Nintendo used to be the defacto face of gaming, but today they seem more like an enemy to anyone who doesn't buy exclusively Nintendo merch. From a business point I can see why they do what they do, but I still despise them as a company. They no longer seem to care at all about the people who keep them in business.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:07 PM No.712473053
>>712472423
>He bought Pokemon cards
Embarrassing. Enjoy though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:34 PM No.712473096
>>712457760
Shut up redditor furfag, literally double faggot.
>Reposting from reddit
You're the cancer killing this place
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:06 PM No.712473145
>>712472423
I'm sorry I can't have a proper conversation with you when you're so busy deep throating Shuntaro Furukawa's cock. When you're done worshipping Nintendo, and actually want to have a proper conversation, let me know, but brush your teeth first, so I don't have to smell his cum on your breath.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:19 PM No.712473167
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People who willingly break their own property to "boycott" or "prove a point" are so fucking funny, theyve already got your money and sale and theres no way theyre taking it back after treating it like that

Reminds me of the whole thing with people dunking their iPhones just cuz they heard its waterproof now
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:17:36 PM No.712473281
>>712473145
Oh we aren't debating anything. I was just stating a fact. Cheers.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:20:22 PM No.712473560
>>712473281
Be careful anon. If you keep getting distracted by typing not only will you never bring Shuntaro Furukawa to climax, you might accidentally graze him with your teeth! Keep sucking anon, you don't want to displease your god.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:01 PM No.712473716
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classic /v/tard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:47 PM No.712473797
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>>712473560
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:23:10 PM No.712473838
what
what
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Is that a bit of chip? Also look at how disgusting it is after they've had it for less than a week
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:24:11 PM No.712473939
>>712473838
OH it's the spring and the reflection making it look like connectors, that's me being retarded.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:25:21 PM No.712474065
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>>712458176
>Mario Kart, where you hold and and use the left joystick to move kart
>right joystick broken
Huh.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:26:10 PM No.712474139
>>712473797
All I'm saying is that it's very rude to play on your phone while you're giving head. You're gonna make the poor guy feel like you're not into it. Direct eye contact anon. Asian billionaires like direct eye contact.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:05 PM No.712474230
is anyone really surprised? jewtendo uses the cheapest parts known to man, they even skimp on packaging
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:23 PM No.712474257
>>712473939
I think it's the screw that was originally in the stem of the stick
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:49 PM No.712474381
I dropped my switch 2 on accident from the seat of my chair to my hardwood floor and the screen shattered into dozens of pieces, I don't even care honestly it only has 1 game and I don't plan on buying another one
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:58 PM No.712474396
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>>712474139
I'm into women, thanks tho my lil deckbeard bara faggot
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:35:44 PM No.712475025
>>712474396
Now you're just lying. How can you claim to be into women when you are posting with Shuntaro Furukawa's chode lodged deep into your mouth. I am fine with being insulted on this website but I won't stand here and be lied to!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:36:29 PM No.712475093
>>712475025
Fuck off retard. Go seek attention elsewhere. Peace.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:41:04 PM No.712475480
>>712457760
kys
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:45:30 PM No.712475870
Just buy new joycons every week. What are you, poor?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:50:56 PM No.712476305
>>712472759
Nintendo is protective of their IP and patents but that was also true back in the NES/SNES games too. Theyโ€™ve always been like this, people just remember the games and hardware not the scummy business practices. Obviously Nintendo is a corporation and they are not my (or anyone elseโ€™s) friend, but I just donโ€™t see them being the most corrosive force in games when they still havenโ€™t embraced industry standard practices like flooding their paid console games with skins and battle passes, day 1 deluxe editions with DLC and early access, and devoting hundreds of millions of dollars to gambling on a success live service games. If anything the Switch has been great for smaller nintendo studios making a wide variety of niche games, we even got metroid dread after the series basically being dead for nearly two decade