[SAD NEWS] Stellar Blade now Overwhelmingly Positive at 95%! - /v/ (#712457928) [Archived: 1047 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:19:00 PM No.712457928
ACK
ACK
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Once again because bitter jannies deleted my thread
Jannies suck my dick, you will never be a woman
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:20:28 PM No.712458057
It's mechanically inferior to DMC from 2001. This is chinks gooning to the closest thing they to porn they're allowed to have. Really mid game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:20:52 PM No.712458094
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:21:12 PM No.712458132
>>712458057
You lost.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:21:30 PM No.712458162
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>>712458057
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:22:22 PM No.712458234
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>>712458057
>It's mechanically inferior to DMC from 2001. This is chinks gooning to the closest thing they to porn they're allowed to have. Really mid game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:28 PM No.712458339
>>712457928 (OP)
God i wish you would get permanently banned not just have your threads deleted. The joy i would get for you to stop spamming [...] threads would be immense. Hell, that might actually make you go play the games you shitpost about every day.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:24:58 PM No.712458482
>>712458339
Shut the fuck up tranny. I'm allowed to make threads about videogames. You don't get to power trip because you're mad.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:25:06 PM No.712458501
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>>712458162
>>712458132
>>712458234
Cope, trannies. Gooner Blade is a extremely dull to actually play.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:25:47 PM No.712458557
>>712458501
It's not coming to the Switch 2 im sorry.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:26:42 PM No.712458638
>>712457928 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:27:16 PM No.712458680
>>712458557
I don't own a Bingbox, Cumbrian swine.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:27:27 PM No.712458691
>>712458482
Then fucking get over your programming and post about video games, you shithead. You don't scare me with your buzzwords, this is not your circlejerk discord. You don't belong here. Every goddamn day i see you posting your filth here. Go away already, you are obnoxious as fuck with your twitter threads, you don't fool anybody.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:27:48 PM No.712458719
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>>712457928 (OP)
Where do i find the code to this thing?
I explored the entire area before i ran up to the console.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:28:24 PM No.712458770
>>712458680
You wont get a port for your Switch saar.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:28:36 PM No.712458789
>>712457928 (OP)
Fag thread for faggots slurping up shilled garbage
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:28:42 PM No.712458796
>>712458691
You are a faggot. I posted a thread about a videogame, celebrating good score. But you're pissed that Le Chuds won, so you keep reporting me like a little kid.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:28:52 PM No.712458810
mh
mh
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Hunterbros.. I don't feel so good...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:29:01 PM No.712458818
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>4000 reviews
Lol
LMAO
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:29:57 PM No.712458893
Stellar blade sells 20M copies instead of 21M.
This is so sad.
Grok, play Despacito.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:30:24 PM No.712458924
Homos and femanons, should we team up with resetEra on this one? I think we're all in agreement this is NOT ok
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:30:47 PM No.712458957
>>712458796
No, you didn't. You are baiting for your discord friends to come here and circlejerk over the same shit you post everygoddamn day you mentally ill retard. Post a thread about Stellar Blade and not a shitty manifesto and maybe i will not call you a moron. I didn't even take you for a polliticoid until you just outed yourself right now..i thought you were just being a shitposter.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:30:50 PM No.712458962
what was the player peak?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:31:07 PM No.712458989
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:31:50 PM No.712459052
>>712458057
there's a reason no one posts gameplay
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:32:01 PM No.712459070
It's kinda gay watching coomers be so insufferable over some dumb coom game. Like weaboos trying to tell people jrpgs are the next serious medium in story telling. Just fap and shut up.
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Unshaven balls master 2000
6/12/2025, 7:33:52 PM No.712459217
Vince_Masuka
Vince_Masuka
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Peak game.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:34:37 PM No.712459279
>>712459070
This is cope. You ResetaEra sissies just can't admit that there's a solid game beneath the tits and ass and that the combination of both drew a big crowd.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:34:41 PM No.712459291
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wTP4o_rf5E
this song is so good bros, i doubt i will change my rest area song for the entire rest of the game
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:35:22 PM No.712459345
>>712457928 (OP)
based
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:35:42 PM No.712459372
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>>712458501
>16
>these are the type of newfag losers we share a board with now
absolutely pathetic. stellar blade is kino and you are a worthless gay homosexual
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:06 PM No.712459402
>>712459279
It barely has combos and is just deflection slop. Even OG GoW is more mechanically complex. If Kratos was a female version of himself, you'd be gooning to that game and calling it the best game ever like you're doing now.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:37 PM No.712459436
>>712459372
>loser doesn't even want to share his game count
L O L @ the poorfag
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:43 PM No.712459442
>>712459070
>>712459402
you didn't play it you fat faggot.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:37:09 PM No.712459487
>>712459279
They were neofags before that but that doesn't change that this is just coomer slop. You'll be happier when you can admit the truth.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:37:23 PM No.712459508
00gamers
00gamers
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>>712457928 (OP)
Is the sexy era officially back?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:37:54 PM No.712459550
>>712459442
Shut the FUCK up, retard. It's a game you play with one hand on the controller and another wrapped around your dick. You're such a dumb gorilla.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:37:57 PM No.712459558
SB PC is GotY 2025
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:37:58 PM No.712459560
Reminder it literally does not matter how much you countersignal this game. Gamers have spoken and you lost. Your demoralization campaign will never work, and nobody cares about your insignificant opinion.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:38:14 PM No.712459582
>>712457928 (OP)
SB was a GOTY contender but all the tendie/troon journos review bombed it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:39:16 PM No.712459658
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>>712458719
nvm, found it and now i finally crafted a new oufit.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:39:46 PM No.712459705
>>712457928 (OP)
>>712458057
It really is just a hornier ripoff of Nier Automata. I can appreciate the hot girls but the legion of chinese guys jacking off to it wonโ€™t convince me itโ€™s a good game.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:40:05 PM No.712459720
>>712457928 (OP)
I didn't have the time to play it but this suggests the game is solid on top of the coom (as this can only carry a game so far) and anons calling it dogshit are bitter for x reason
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:40:20 PM No.712459745
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>>712458057
It's useless sister they aren't listening to us anymore. Let's jump together and fly away from these hateful Chuds
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:40:44 PM No.712459782
>>712459560
You are right about the game but the ewr against twitter threads is still going on and that one will be won. I will buy and enjoy this game, i do not enjoy shitposters using it as a signal they can shit on the board
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:40:58 PM No.712459806
Tendies lost, lmao!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:42:23 PM No.712459927
Should I play Stellar Blade now or wait for RAIDOU? I should play the worse game first. I have a feeling if I play Stellar Blade, I wont enjoy RAIDOU because it will have, pointless dialog, frequent zone changes, manual saves, and corny story and possibly worse mechanics.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:43:05 PM No.712459980
>>712459070
>It's so insufferable seeing people make a thread about a video game
Where are your posts in all the twitter/eceleb threads?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:44:53 PM No.712460121
your_move_faggot
your_move_faggot
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>>712459436
Stellar Blade looks great.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:45:18 PM No.712460156
>>712459745
You can print out your culture war on several A3 papers, roll them up and slide them gently up your ass. Ultrasimplistic coomer game is ultrasimplistic.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:45:23 PM No.712460163
https://old.reddit.com/user/manonmanegedore
Update on our favorite redditor, now at 5+ hours of seething
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:01 PM No.712460215
>>712460121
>almost half as many games in 21 years
ohnonono
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:10 PM No.712460224
>>712460163
Actual mental illness lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:26 PM No.712460245
>>712460163
Jesus christ the leftoids really arent doing well
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:29 PM No.712460248
>>712459550
you didn't play it you subhuman piece of shit, kill yourself
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:31 PM No.712460253
damn
damn
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>>712457928 (OP)
REMINDER
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.712460264
>>712460215
maybe he doesn't buy bad games, unlike you that seems to own Steller Blade
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:47:24 PM No.712460325
>>712459745
kinda based to tell troons to jump off a building but at the end of the day she's still a woman
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:47:53 PM No.712460358
remember to hit the lion statue in the first area!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:07 PM No.712460379
>>712459782
>ewr against twitter threads
1. There is no Twitter in OP
2. I wrote it in an ironic way because I think it's funny and it gets replies
3. I never used Discord and I post like one thread a month
Now stop reeing about it already you autistic retard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:10 PM No.712460380
>>712460264
On the contrary, I own more games and DON'T own coomer trash like Stellar Blade.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:22 PM No.712460402
>>712460163
>Well the funny thing is that western titles don't really shy away from titillation but that's a different conversation.
top fucking kek, i guarantee this faggot is shitting up /v/ threads in between plebbit posts. sad
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:53 PM No.712460451
>>712459582
Why are they like this? Players said SB is one of the greatest games ever made but then some sissy that works for IGN says the game is bad and that we shouldn't buy it because Le attractive females is bad for gaming!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:49:22 PM No.712460486
>>712457928 (OP)
Stop the count!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:49:46 PM No.712460528
Its so fucking weird that just because the main character is conventionally attractive, everyone loses their mind.
I do not understand how the west, which is full on GIRL POWER, materialism and atheism get their panties into such a bunch because of pretty lady.
God I miss the days all I had to deal with was the occasional church mom and Jack Thompson
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:50:21 PM No.712460584
>>712460163
It's just a good game with sexy women in it, can't leftists just leave it be? Jesus fuck