Thread 712459303

Tali on a front page!

Why can't I fuck Kasumi

>>712459714
Damn humans, stealing Quarian women

>>712459985
probably budget reasons
after mass effect 2 ea started squeezing bioware in such ways

>>712459303 (OP)
Tali is repuslive.
For me it's Jack and her DSLs.

>>712460745
sloppy seconds of a dozen guards

>>712460745
>likes the whore with stds
>thinks he's allowed to call anyone "repulsive"

>>712460972
and varens

>>712459303 (OP)
>Start ME Trilogy again
>This time I will romance Liara
>Get to ME2
>Choose Tali again
This has been going on for years

I care deeply for the Quarian people.

>>712460972
>>712461024
Yeah all those other guys may have fucked her, but if I'm the one cuddling with her at the end of the night, who's really winning?

>>712461312
>other guys may have fucked her
and animals

>>712461312
She's such a pedo test it's unreal. Literally the personality of an edgy 15 year old girl

>>712461475
>grown ass woman
>Y-YOU'RE A PEDO
Okay Jason

>>712461260
>$245 on ebay
huh, last year it was $500+
What happened?

>>712461475
she's just a bpd arthoe in space

I HATE THIS FUCKING ROOM AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Why are Talifags so weird?

Why is so horny all the time?

>>712461260
My nose, that asscrack, you do the math.

>>712462374
why put this in the fucking game...

>>712462374
She is a teenager

>>712463082
She's 22 in ME1

>>712459985
Because she was hot for Jacob (lol)

>>712463196
a 22 year old child, you sick fuck.

>>712461854
On impossible it's pretty awful. Even moreso when somehow your squadmates get stuck behind the door you enter from.

>>712461854
>he didn't pick engineer
lmao stupid grunts

>>712462374
Built for human cock.

>look at Tali smut
>her face is visible

Every single time.

>>712462957
It's stuff your squadmates don't tell you that the shadow broker acquired. Stuff like Miranda looking for a boyfriend, Kasumi writing poems about Jacob, Legion being banned in online forums or Garrus listening to pop/dance songs during combat.
Why is it there? Because Tali is a fucking xenophile.

>>712464970
>Legion being banned in online forums
Kek

>>712460745
I don't know how many more of these suit rats I have to filter.

>>712461385
>still no animation of Jack getting DAP from Elcor/Krogan/Yahg/varren
>mfw

>>712461475
If Jack is too immature to be morally just to fuck, then like 92% of women in the US would have Chris Hansen banging down your door.

>>712462957
Because it's funny, faggot?

>>712461661
>Has to be completely covered. In space suit all the time.
>Bothers to get a scrunch butt space suit that rides up her ass and shows it off better than most Yoga pants.
Back when game developers were based as fuck.

>>712466690
It broke.

>>712463196
that's 12 in quarian years

>>712462374
She's desperate for cock but can't have sex because that would mean dying 99% of the times so she became a porn addict to satisfy her sexual frustration

>>712466609
The sex appeal of her ME2 suit was deliberately toned down after ME1. Could be more based.

>>712467958
Cute!

>>712459303 (OP)
Please I just started to play DAO again now I have the urge to play ME...

>>712470390
When you're romancing Morrigan just imagine that you're fucking Admiral Xen

I still haven't played these lmao

>>712470243
Come to think of it, she never uses her boot knife

>>712470243
huh never seen that Green suit. Had all the others
>>712470504
I'm actually a Leliana enthuast first, love em both though

>>712470578
She uses it on Legion if you side with the quarians of the geth on Rannoch

>>712470390
I can't play DAO again.
Veilguard killed my interest even in the past games.
At least Andromeda placed itself separate from the Shephard story

>>712470687
Oh, didn't know that. Nice to know that they actually used it.

>>712470687
>of
over*

>>712462374
I don't know why everyone assumes nerve stim is a masturbation aid. I doubt even the writers could tell you at this point. She installs and uninstalls it various times in that log for other mundane tasks. I took it to mean she's thinking about engaging in a relationship with Shepard, and choosing the Normandy over going back to the flotilla.
>Installed suit application, NutriScan 2.2
>Installed suit application, EngineMaster 3.6: Human Vessels
>Installed suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro
It's to show how indecisive she is, but there are other goofy logs so who the fuck knows.

>>712471005
>it's walk her home gently all over again

>>712471267
kek
It's true though, you can choose to read it either way. But it seems more coherent for her to be dealing with loss and indecisiveness over a long term commitment, than to read it as Tali being a turbo gooner.

>>712471695
Liara's scene in ME3 makes it pretty clear that she was masturbating

>>712471910
Anon already deeply locked on on his headcanon, let it be

>>712460002
Deal with it, Turian cuck. Quarians were built for BHC.

>>712472050
Well he isn't totally wrong. Tali can be pretty indecisive there's also the Shadowbroker entry where she is trying to write a message to the relatives of the marines that died under her leadership.

>>712472278
So are turian women

>>712471005
Yeah, bro. She's just watching Human Mating and other human videos because she's curious.

>>712472385
That's the real reason Turians hate humans. Ever since we showed up in the galaxy, we've been doing nothing but cucking them and turning them into incels.

>>712472050
It's been ages since I played these games. I played ME2 and 3 on release. I'm a lot older now and don't particularly care about this stuff, but it's just fascinating how you could read into that text both ways. I still find it jarring to think of it that way, like imagine if it was
>Googled "dealing with loss"
>used lube
>Googled "understanding black people"
>used lube
>Googled "black people dating tips rizz?"
>used lube
I just find it funny how the whole tone changes if you assume it's solely for masturbation. But I wouldn't put it past bioware writers. Especially after 3. Also the ME universe has it's own in-universe BLACKED for Asaris so you'd think she'd just watch porn like normal people.

>>712461475
most ADULTs continue to act exactly like retards from high school

if they dont mind their fucking business with what consenting adults do

they are lonely faggots with no social standings because they offer nothing to no one

>>712472860
>>Googled "dealing with loss"
>>used lube
She specifically uninstalled the nerve stim pro before reinstalling it though

>>712459714
A reminder that Shepard groomed a teenage girl into sex. Tali was just doing her pilgrimage quest and Shepard took advantage of her.

asari are for...

>>712473334
washing dishes

>>712473304
Shepard is my HERO

>boring encyclopedia for two games
>steals your top secret ship design
>abandons you when you're being court martialed
>ignores the fucking galaxy extinction war to focus on her retarded gypsy squabble
Talifags are subhuman.

>>712473304
Shepard can only romance her two years later after she's finished her pilrgimage though
Trying to use the quarians' pilgrimage to determine their age is a meme anyway, Tali's father and admiral Gerrel both were forced to do it earlier than intended

>Liara is barely an adult.
>Tali is young
Shepard like his aliens young...

>>712473084
True. Maybe it's like a literal nerve stimulation for tactile aid. Maybe it's a mood thing. Maybe bioware writers were just having fun with it. Still a great game. I honestly think we had it too good, the fact that I look back at the trilogy as something so memorable is wild considering how polarizing 3 was/is. And 15 years later still no space opera comes close. Might pick up the trilogy on steam for a replay this weekend.

>>712473304
She wasn't a teenager, lorelet. She was 21 at the time of her pilgrimage and Quarians have a similar lifespan/development cycle as humans so she was an adult.

>B-b-but there was still an age gap!!!

Shepard was 29 when he met Tali. It's only an 8 year age gap, you fucking prude.

>>712473378
>>712473454
>>712474008
Pedophiles

>>712473304
Amerimutt spotted

>>712474142
>"Having sex with a legal adult makes you a pedophile!!!!!"

Roastie trash opinion.

SHE WAS 7 670 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!

>>712474267
if a legal adult is little over 10 asari years then yes

>>712473304
Just like the prophet Muhammad. Mash'Allah!

Damn, Liara is a pedo?

>>712473304
YOU GROOMED A 22 YEAR OLD, YOU SICK FUCK

>>712473334
...

>>712466815
She tanked that.

Luv Tali.
Shame she isn't the best in combat. At least in me2.
me1 is mostly about equipment sho she is fine more than fine because she gives you the ability to open all chests with minimal effort.

me2 she is pretty bad very squishy and other than energy drain not the best powers.

me3 kinda eh but Drone is much better in 3 also she doesn't really help you with combos. But Shepard is much stronger in 3 than 2 so it doesn't matter.

>>712474491
Absolute retard take.

>>712474964
Better helmet tech than all of the Andromeda Initiative.

>>712461661
I got lucky one day because some idiot sold it for 120 bucks. Lmao

>>712475335
good ol' hot glue discount

>>712461661
You probably saw the limited edition with a gray suit

>>712475335
He probably came all over it

>>712475335
Bro you are the idiot that bought it for 120 bucks

>>712475483
Looks weird, grey doesn't fit her

Miranda or (and) bust (a nut)

>>712475664
She looks like she fucks yahgs

>>712475728
She could take them.

>>712459303 (OP)
Mass Effect thread? In this economy?

>>712459303 (OP)
Tali should have been ejected from the airlock as soon as it was revealed she was funneling the classified specifications of the Alliance's special secret ship back to her space gypsy caravan.

>>712475949
Nigger the Normandy 2 is not an Alliance ship, which is the ship Tali had full access to.

>>712476059
>replying to muh stolen tech schizos
Anon..

>>712475853
Where is parnack negotiations 2

>>712460987
Source?

>>712475949
Na, Quarians (unlike Gypsies) are actually smart. They even got to AI early enough to fuck it up and dissuade other species from using it (i.e. they got their early and unironically suffered from success).

>>712459303 (OP)
Why is she such a human menfag?

>>712476210
Reset. DH is waiting for Rigid to finish his ME girls line-up, before restarting it.
There's a new Liara, Jack and ...someone else in the pipeline. So far he's made Femshep, Ashley, Miranda, EDI and Kasumi.

>>712476364
She's always been a xenophile >>712474773
and her first major interaction with a human male was a gigachad superhero having her life

>>712476308
>Na, Quarians (unlike Gypsies) are actually smart.

>>712476467
>No tali

>>712476742
good

>>712459985
No because she, unironically, wants the BBC.

>>712464970
>Garrus listening to pop/dance songs during combat.
based. my man

>No chance of the next ME being good
How do I cope?

>>712474008
>Shepard was 29 when he met Tali
damn. i always thought shep was in his mid to late 30s

>>712460987
Holy BASED...

>>712479036
You don't you expect to be disappointed or pleasantly surprised like sane person would be. Getting emotionally invested in a product is unhealthy.

>>712473304
pilgrims aren't teenagers
quarians are dumb but they're not so retarded to literally send pre-teens and teens to go seek out resources in a galaxy that mostly hates quarians

>>712473334
>Gangbangs
>Breeding Experiments
>Being conditioned to crave human cock and pussy
>Being made a horny slave race for a sexually insatiable humanity.
>Mindbreaking
>Maid training
>Multiorgasm training
>BDSM punishments for minor infractions
>Sex Drug Test Subjects
>Lamenting the loss of their culture while cumming all over massive human cocks.
>Dubiously Consensual Sex
>Really Dubiously Consensual Sex
>Stripping
>Prostitution
>Bimbofication
>Body Modification
>Bootlicking
>Pussylicking (Giving and receiving)
>Nipple Sucking
>Hatefucking
>Giving Massages with state mandated “happy endings” and “Really happy endings”
>Breeding a new generation of asari whores
>Taking care of the kids (human and asari) while the master and his wife are out on a date.
>Being teased with wireless vibrators.
>Shibari
>Spanking
>head cartilage pulling
>non-consensual ear massage
>Public Breeding
>Being taken advantage of while doing housework.
>Chugging Human Semen
>being taxidermy objects
>eating
>Public spankings for minor lawbreaking
>breeding quotas
>Daily public orgasm quotas
>Lewd comments, followed by slaps on the ass
>harnessing their natural stamina for clean and renewable power, by strapping them to combination generator/fucking machines
>porn megastardom
>breeding for high libido and fertility
>a fluffer to keep your cock nice and hard during the workday
>introducing to your horny friends
>conditioning into being psychologically dependent on human semen
>being locked in breeding pens with ugly, three dicked sex monsters
>sharing with other strange men
>easy and quick release when the wife isn’t in the mood
>worshipping dick instead of their goddess
>having their culture perverted into a pornographic self-parody, in order to sell dirty videos and magazines, and to convince the world that all elves are dick worshipping sluts
>Being forced to work at stripclubs and brothels built on their once-sacred land.

>>712460745
Jack is a bipolar junkie who has fucked her way across the Terminus Systems. Plus, she looks like hygiene is way down her list of priorities. Plus, she's just a cunt.

Tali is straight up wife material.

>>712466609
I thought it was funny when Shepard asked Joker why he didn't get some kind of protective suit to account for his brittle bones, and he references Tali wearing a suit to account for her weak immune stem, and Joker replied "I don't have the hips for it". I cracked a smile at that.

>>712470609
I think you can't get the green suit without console commands.
IIRC, it is part of the SPECTER suit. SPECTER only has weapons, but in the game code, it has armors too.

>>712470243
>normal tali
>medic tali
>nun tali
>edgelord tali
>desert tali
>biohazard tali

>>712479251
Nope. 29. They give his birth year in the secondary codex entries in the first game as 2154. And since the first game takes place in 2183, that makes Shepard 29.

Which highlights even more how much of a badass Shepard is. To achieve the rank of Commander, which is only a few ranks away from Admiral in the Systems Alliance command structure, at such a relatively young age is evidence that he is a truly remarkable soldier.

>>712481783
Oh yeah there isn't anything between captain and rear admiral in the navy.
No Majors or Colonels

KROGAN

>>712481912
Majors and Colonels exist in the Systems Alliance Marines. Which has always been kind of a plot hole when it comes to Shepard's rank. The game clearly says on several occasions that he's a marine, but for some reason his rank goes by the naval rank structure instead of the marine rank structure. Probably can just be chalked up as an oversight by the writers.

>>712482208
GRUNT HAS THE MIND OF A BABY YOU SICK FUCK

>>712461312
>"Who cares if she comes home every night filled with the cum of 20 other men?"
>"At least I get to cuddle her!!!!"

Absolute cuck mentality.

>>712482208
>look huge in cutscenes
>it's all camera angles to hide manletism

>>712483046
This. Kinda lost respect for them as a species when even femshep is taller than most of their males.

Wrex is at least pretty tall. If you count the hump

>>712483376
>15 years ago
We mvst retvrn

>>712479036
I just dont care anymore lost interest after ME Androgynous, upon seeing a female protag and Geth being back ME 5 (4) is gonna be bad
Trans Age the Groomguard was the nail in the coffin for Bioware, EA has to be crazy to not shut them down at this point

Why is Wrex higher pitch in 3 when he is so low in 1 and 2. It's the same va and all.