Stellar Blade
I don't care about Japan anymore.
>>712471079 (OP)
okay, but how's the gameplay?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:54:51 PM
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>>712473820
bait anti-japan seethe thread.
>>712471079 (OP)
Imagine if she farted
>>712471079 (OP)
NO PUBES? shitty game.
>>712471214
Same as japoid gameplay
i bought The First Berserker: Khazan instead of this because fun gameplay is more valuable than jerking off.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:56:42 PM
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>>712471770
>>712471370
good thing there are mods for that
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:56:58 PM
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>>712471947
Why are east asians so desperate for validation from westerners? You'll be fine even if we respect Japan more than you, I assure you.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:57:29 PM
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>>712471370
*ptew* *ptew* *ptew*
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:57:29 PM
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>>712471947
>>712471385
It fails to match DMC1 (2002).
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:05 PM
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>>712471214
Dress up game apparently since all they do is take screenshot of the girl with different outfits
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:13 PM
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>>712471889
>>712471079 (OP)
Hold on you can see the vagina imprint on the panties? And this isn't a mod?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:59:38 PM
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>>712471889
>>712471079 (OP)
A Korean woman is for a Korean man. If you respect a Korean woman then you respect Korean men.
No Niggers, and respect Korean law.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:59:55 PM
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>>712471947
>see attractive woman
>NOOOOOOOO I CANT SEE PRETTY GIRL WITHOUT JERKING OFF
y'all niggas mentally ill. You should be enjoying dying constantly because dodge and parry don't ever fucking work.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:00:36 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:01:55 PM
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>>712471690
I don't respect a korean woman though. I want to use her like a sex toy.
>>712471558
It's the seam unfortunately.
>>712471717
>>712471395
>>712471465
>>712471506
We get it, you're gay. Seethe harder trannies.
>>712471947
Nigga I bought the fucking game. I just need to take breaks becasue I'm shit at it and die to trash mobs....alot. I'm also waiting for mods that make eve flat.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:03:57 PM
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>>712471214
above average, i dont really have complains
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:03 PM
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>>712471079 (OP)
Its over for Japan though...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:13 PM
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I can see about a billion 3d animated panty shots on google, is the game any good?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:14 PM
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I like the combat but the sidequesting is aggressively tedious and dull. It reminds me of Rebirth. For how much people complain about Soulslikes people should remember that the focused linear level design strips away a lot of the tedious bullshit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:28 PM
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>zero ass
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:39 PM
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>>712472257
>>712471947
What does simplistic gameplay have to do with homosexuality? Are you implying there's nothing more to this game than a dress-up sim featuring the main character?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:43 PM
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>>712472204
>>712472058
No ones buying your bullshit, doomposting faggot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:05:12 PM
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>>712472147
To call Stellar Blade, which the players agree is the best action game of the past decade, "simplistic" is just proof you haven't played it and are merely virtue signaling your tranny agenda. Stay mad homo.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:05 PM
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>>712472153
lol you lose faggot
>>712471214
Gameplay?
It's discount Ninja Gaiden. Really discount.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:50 PM
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>>712471947
the OP is reposting a webm from 2024
odds are the only person in this thread who actually owns this game is
>>712472117
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:07:07 PM
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>>712473020
>>712472257
I have played it, and there's also a long demo that features 98% of the game's mechanics. Do you possess critical thinking skills, or is your brain just filled with cum?
>>712472153
>chinks go to bed
>nobody playing the game
figures
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:08:34 PM
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>>712472307
lol I wish Ninja Gaiden plays like Stellar Blade
>>712471214
You know those dime a dozen generic action games on the ps3 and 360? It's like a bad version of that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:29 PM
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:39 PM
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>>712478636
>>712472412
>porn banned on chinkernet
>stellar blade playerbase tanks during chink sleepytime
it all makes sense now
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:43 PM
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>>712472307
Not even close to Ninja Gaiden.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:46 PM
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>>712473101
>>712472498
This, holy shit.
If you remove the coom it really feels like some bargain bin AA action gaym for the PS3
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:30 PM
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>>712471079 (OP)
Niggerbrain thread
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:34 PM
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I'm not buying. Play StarCraft for my amusement Kim
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:37 PM
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>>712472769
>>712471079 (OP)
What do we need to do to skip all the blueballing bullshit and actually get high quality porn games?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:46 PM
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it seems reddit is seething again
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:11:45 PM
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>>712472665
They don't exist because most people can separate masturbating and playing video games. These raging cumskulls explain the low birth rates worldwide.
>>712472747
>73% playerbase loss in less than a day after release
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:13:05 PM
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>>712473576
>>712472747
>ching pang wok has gone to bed
>ping pang chungus will go to bed soon
>only the 20k non- chinkazoids still play the game
Grim. It's that monkey game all over again, except here you can explain it by porn being banned in China rather than chinks buying it for peanuts and free social credit.
>>712472412
Not quite as many Chinese players as Wukong
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:13:40 PM
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https://old.reddit.com/user/manonmanegedore
6 hours and more than one page of seething about stellar blade. why does this game mindbreak redditors so hard?
>>712472747
180k isn't the boast you think it is
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:14:30 PM
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>>712471214
try the demo and find out frogfaggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:14:35 PM
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>>712473058
>>712472349
We get it, you're gay.
this game makes discord trannies so mad lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:07 PM
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>>712473346
>>712471079 (OP)
Threads like these are why we could have barely had actual threads talking about the game, story and gameplay when it actually released by the way. Threads like these and culture warrior threads.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:10 PM
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>>712473020
You're an unthinking spermbrain.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:17 PM
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>>712473370
>>712472907
Not in absolute terms, for sure. But it's still 70+% chink. It's the same devs as Nikke, also an overwhelmingly chink playerbase.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:19 PM
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>>712478458
Based. Fuck japtrannies.
>>712472583
We get it, you're gay. Stellar Blade has 200k players. You lost.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:53 PM
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>>712472907
The wukong player count was literally a CCP propaganda
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:01 PM
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I love how salty so many of you are about it's success on pc lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:23 PM
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>>712473101
*50k players
*150k chinks
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:33 PM
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>10 threads
>Not a single one dicsussing the gameplay
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:18:05 PM
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>>712473263
/v/ never fucking discusses gameplay
even E33 threads are all arguments over the ending
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:18:11 PM
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>>712473607
>>712473057
>Threads like these are why we could have barely had actual threads talking about the game, story and gameplay when it actually released by the way. Threads like these and culture warrior threads.
Anon, literally nobody is discussing the game anywhere.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:18:30 PM
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>>712473448
>little boy with implants
>all the chuds are in love
Interesting.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:18:31 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:19:14 PM
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>>712473368
you want to see what you want to
says a lot about (You)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:21 PM
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>>712473791
Japan still has better designs even better coomer designs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:21 PM
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>>712472412
Well the chinese are still a pretty good market to go to, but stellar blade being a big vibe shift magnet in the west to make more horny games doesn't seem to be working. If anything devs will just try to pander to chinamans.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:50 PM
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>attack Japan
>weeaboos lose it
kek
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:51 PM
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>>712473887
>>712471395
Stellar blade unironically has better gameplay
>>712472896
Korea is not China, racist white faggot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:20:45 PM
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>>712473263
b-but it has SEXWOMAN
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:20:52 PM
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>>712473346
>barely any artwork
>all cosplay whores
Disgusting.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:21:47 PM
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>>712474731
>>712472153
You might want to update your browser
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:18 PM
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>>712473895
>>712473576
But the majority of players are Chinese.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:27 PM
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>>712471079 (OP)
Cared enough to make clone of one of their games but aimed at amerimutts lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:46 PM
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>>712473459
Lol, deluded weeb.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:56 PM
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>>712473952
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6/12/2025, 10:23:25 PM
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>>712471079 (OP)
Japan also like the same thing. It's literally the country that invented fanservice.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:23:29 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:23:36 PM
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>>712481154
>>712473521
Bait was once believable.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:23:38 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:23:55 PM
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>>712474020
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6/12/2025, 10:24:11 PM
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>>712474232
>>712472412
burgers hate pretty women
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:24:17 PM
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>>712486757
>>712473813
good
eating out a girl with pubes fucking sucks
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:24:37 PM
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>>712474115
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6/12/2025, 10:24:48 PM
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>>712474119
This game is fucking trash and jannies should ban every thread mentioning it since no gameplay is ever discussed because of how fucking bad the game actually is. Coomers are fucking retarded who knew.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:24:55 PM
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:24:57 PM
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>>712473051
troons hate real, feminine girls.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:25:24 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:25:33 PM
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>>712474204
Just watch porn dude. It's free.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:25:50 PM
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>>712474273
Anonymous
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6/12/2025, 10:25:58 PM
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>>712474176
>>712474007
Sadly, trvke.
Japan are very happy with the nikke collab, and refer to Eve as a "green bell pepper" for some reason.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:26:25 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:26:35 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:26:51 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:26:57 PM
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>>712474359
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:06 PM
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holy fucking shit he's going nuclear
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:30 PM
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>>712474398
schizo guy the game is going to go over 200k this weekend. just end it now.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:36 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:27:58 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:28:00 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:28:22 PM
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>>712474185
He is on one today. Going back and forth between shitting on SB, to shitting on other game for not being SB. I think he's breaking
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:36 PM
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>>712474752
>>712471079 (OP)
Do you need to go to some Russian site to get mods for the flatty? It's ridiculous how practically every western site censors their shit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:38 PM
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>>712474436
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6/12/2025, 10:29:01 PM
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>>712474632
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>>712474519
>>712474245
Poor thing...he'll have to be decommissioned.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:29:14 PM
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>>712474676
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6/12/2025, 10:29:22 PM
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>>712474592
>>712474359
Why are you letting other men see your naked wife?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:29:31 PM
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>>712474547
>>712474356
I think they're pay walling the mod
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:30:15 PM
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>>712474594
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6/12/2025, 10:31:13 PM
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>>712474645
>>712474519
Don't reply to me, you abomination.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:31:41 PM
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>>712474760
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6/12/2025, 10:31:59 PM
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>>712474928
>>712474423
oh hey, remember when you wrote that cringy anime-tier speech about ending the threads the day of release?
Remember when you got like 20 mins before you started to get deleted in less than 5 mins?
and then remember when you stopped showing your face around the threads cuz you knew your proxies wouldn't last?
maybe next time you should stop your fragile ego from writing checks you can't pay.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:10 PM
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i hope this faggot crashes out real time
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:28 PM
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>>712473690
you first lmao
>dropped 6k players in 30 minutes
uh oh..
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:42 PM
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:47 PM
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what's the link he's spamming anyways
why did they put my dick in the game?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:01 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:34:12 PM
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>>712474795
its just an embed you dumb retard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:14 PM
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>>712474795
He's having trouble spamming images these days so he's linking them instead.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:17 PM
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>>712474795
Cutscene with modded naked EVE and his picture slapped next to her. She's some nice areolas.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:22 PM
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>>712474795
the spammer is breaking
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:46 PM
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>>712475117
>>712474676
I think you're mixing people up, anon.
>>712474795
A short clip of a cutscene of the game with a nude mod installed. It's watermarked with his usual delusional babble.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:36:14 PM
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>>712475109
Flat nude eve where?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:36:40 PM
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>>712475068
fucking based
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:36:45 PM
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>>712475351
>>712474928
nah, he wrote some cringy "I WILL END YOUR THREADS GUIS" a few weeks before release day
only lasted a few minutes before he stopped spamming
Guess he got told to sit down and stop wasting proxies he has to beg, lol
anything better than the neurosuit?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:37:17 PM
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>>712482490
>>712474852
Looks more like a turd wrapped in a giant walking alien vagina
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:37:51 PM
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>>712475328
> Expedition 33 mogs the whole JRPG genre
>Stellar Blade mogs japoids coom games
>shitch2 being a collosal flop
Humiliation ritual for japan.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:38:28 PM
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>>712474852
Pic unrelated
Stellar blade is a shit game propped up by right wing grifters, of course no one would talk about your gameplay when its dogshit and the game is just some grift.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:38:59 PM
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>>712471079 (OP)
Am I supposed to believe you care about anything but shitposting?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:38:59 PM
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>>712475223
>shitch2 being a collosal flop
I have bad news for you anon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:39:13 PM
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>>712475117
Are you sure it was from the pole?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:39:15 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:40:38 PM
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>>712476369
>>712471214
It sucks if you’re used to Nioh, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, Sekiro, DMC, Ninja Gaiden, Lies of P, or any other action game with snappy controls. It’s great if you love games with tons of delay like Killzone or Mortal Shell.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:41:42 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:42:23 PM
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>>712475279
>grifters
Stopped reading there
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:42:48 PM
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>>712475138
All personal preference, but I like the punk top
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:42:55 PM
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>delay
shitter spotted
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:43:28 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:45:43 PM
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>>712473007
yeah, it's no 3.3 mil like AC: shadows
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:48:52 PM
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>>712476285
>>712473007
>>712475986
reminder your shitskin protag game lost and got his studio shutdown
Next time don't bet on smelly browns!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:50:38 PM
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>>712472498
Factually wrong. It's actually really enjoyable.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:50:45 PM
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6/12/2025, 10:51:39 PM
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>>712480597
>>712475452
Among all games on that list, it felt better to play than DS, ER and LoP. ESPECIALLY LoP.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:52:12 PM
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>>712477623
>70% of the players are Chinese
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:53:22 PM
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>>712478859
>>712475279
They hate being exposed, why are they so mad when you call them out for falling for scams?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:57:36 PM
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>>712473820
schizo-sama....
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:02:33 PM
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>>712475279
We get it, you're gay.
>>712472153
Globally #1 earner.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:04:28 PM
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:05:30 PM
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>>712476414
Chinese planet, gweilo.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:06:25 PM
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>>712477858
eve won
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:06:51 PM
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good lord almighty
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:07:12 PM
No.712477769
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>>712475138
I've always liked the comfy yellow sweatsuit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:04 PM
No.712477841
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>>712480331
>>712477430
incredible i can't believe it's a success just like veilguard was
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:06 PM
No.712477847
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>>712479479
I'm in
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:15 PM
No.712477858
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>>712482979
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:09:08 PM
No.712477935
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>>712471079 (OP)
Gooks will never do something like Dohna Dohna also Senran Kagura had more fanservice than this safe horny slope
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:09:51 PM
No.712478006
[Report]
>>712478132
I don't give a SHIT about the culture war or steam charts. Post the girl's ass in gif or webm format.
Finally a serious costume for serious gamers
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:10:03 PM
No.712478026
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>>712471079 (OP)
Is asshole and pussy mods finally up?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:10:57 PM
No.712478097
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>>712472307
It's like ninja blade which is also enjoyable
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:15 PM
No.712478132
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>>712479065
>>712478006
You can just look at the girl in-game.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:24 PM
No.712478145
[Report]
why does pc hdr suck so much
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:43 PM
No.712478178
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>>712478601
>>712474852
>lesbians beating up dick monsters
In few months they will be claiming game was always woke.
Is it worth farming the robot mobs near Digger for a while so I can buy those upgrades or should I just progress for a better spot later?
>>712475138
I like the 2nd Airborne Suit, Tachy's suit is cool too.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:12:00 PM
No.712478207
[Report]
Im so glad South Korea is throwing their hats in the lot. I love SK after falling inlove with Kpop (girl groups. Porn may be banned over there but they know to cater
>>712471079 (OP)
According to shift up they are disappointed people are talking about the character designs instead of the gameplay
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:12:49 PM
No.712478285
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>>712471079 (OP)
>fully modeled pussy lips
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:19 PM
No.712478336
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>>712471214
more fun than sekiro
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:28 PM
No.712478343
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>>712478235
i mean the gameplay is okay at best though
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:46 PM
No.712478372
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:14:45 PM
No.712478458
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>>712473068
Is this the new pivot lmao? Pathetic
>>712478402
>fully modeled labubas
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:15 PM
No.712478601
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>>712478178
[Spoiler]the good ending is saying fuck you to girls night and getting with the real man
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:33 PM
No.712478636
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>>712472572
I think this explains a lot of trends actually. Twitch thots, girls getting paid more than engineers to sit around in kiddie pools, and games like Stellar blade. Could also be due to parental controls.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:02 PM
No.712478765
[Report]
>>712471370
I checked nexus earlier for the solution to exactly that problem. Came up empty, but I only spent a couple minutes
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:09 PM
No.712478779
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:45 PM
No.712478831
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>>712479008
when did /v/ start hating games with sexy women?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:19:01 PM
No.712478859
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>>712476521
Literally who? Ban all twitter niggers
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:19:03 PM
No.712478863
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>>712478182
I dunno. Are you having trouble with enemies or boss fights? If so, maybe farm a bit to grab those upgrades now. Personally, I don't remember doing any farming and I cleared out most of the shops early on. Then again, I did a lot of exploring.
The game wasn't that hard imo and that was after I made it harder by refusing to use things like the revive items.
Also, 2nd Airborne was one of my favorites too.
>>712471370
body hair belongs on men you huge faggot
eating out women with pubes sucks to boot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:14 PM
No.712478967
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>>712479308
>>712478885
>body hair belongs on men you huge faggot
>eating out women with pubes sucks to boot
Low test faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:36 PM
No.712479008
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>>712478831
It's a bunch of tranny discord /gsj tourists, as always
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:38 PM
No.712479016
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:53 PM
No.712479040
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>>712478541
Easiest way to make billions with video games.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:06 PM
No.712479065
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>>712478132
I don't want to play this crap. Just post the fucking girl.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:37 PM
No.712479107
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>>712479204
>>712472893
Jerking off is not a very long activity
>>712478885
We aren't talking about arm/leg hair or happy trails, you fucking retard. Armpit hair makes hot women sexier though.
>eating out women with pubes sucks to boot
It has its ups and downs. Not a fan of the flossing, but I love burying my face in bush and inhaling.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:22:31 PM
No.712479204
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>>712479107
>Jerking off is not a very long activity
Grand self report
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:22:48 PM
No.712479229
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>>712479327
>>712471079 (OP)
any eve giant mods yet?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:33 PM
No.712479308
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>>712479713
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:50 PM
No.712479327
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>>712479650
>>712479229
>giant
Fuck that, let her shrink enemies and have walking over their hitbox count as an insta kill.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:24:37 PM
No.712479394
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is there a mod to make lily playable yet?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:01 PM
No.712479434
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>>712471214
and here are the muh gameplay fags
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:18 PM
No.712479456
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:34 PM
No.712479479
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>>712477847
good taste
sassy cows are underrated
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:54 PM
No.712479512
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>>712472893
post-nut clarity
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:27:23 PM
No.712479650
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>>712479327
god that sound hot. Hope mods like that happen soon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:27:28 PM
No.712479656
[Report]
need more lily mods
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:28:05 PM
No.712479713
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>>712479793
>>712479308
>in a thread full of people talking about women, anon can't stop thinking about gay men
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:29:01 PM
No.712479793
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>>712479915
>>712479713
you're the faggot who wants a man's trait on a woman
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:30:23 PM
No.712479915
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>>712480080
>>712479793
You are a faggot anon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:32:18 PM
No.712480080
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>>712479915
okay dude who wants to pretend he's making out with a guy with a mustache while going down on a chick
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:32:51 PM
No.712480120
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>>712471214
just admit youre gay
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:34:45 PM
No.712480290
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any gore mods?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:02 PM
No.712480312
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:17 PM
No.712480331
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>>712477841
Veilguard didn't sell poorly it just did for the costs and what it is.
Veilguard is based on a big franchise with estimated budget of 200+ million. Stellar Blade is a unknown franchise with ~50 million budget. It's not even weekend and it already beats Veilguard by players, followers and reviews having only 25% of the budget.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.712480365
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>>712485218
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:23 PM
No.712480429
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>>712471079 (OP)
My Japanese coworker is the only one I know who played this and he said it wasn't very good
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:38 PM
No.712480453
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>>712484987
>look up the mods
Yeah, it's time to buy the game
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:41 PM
No.712480460
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>>712471079 (OP)
I legit fapped to this last summer.
It was during the height of the Vivian hysteria, so it was a nice break
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:37:03 PM
No.712480492
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>>712480606
I ain't paying 70 bucks for a game, I'll wait for 70% off like usual.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:13 PM
No.712480592
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>>712481706
UOOOOOOOOOOH
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:16 PM
No.712480597
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>>712480686
>>712476369
Absolutely not. It’s a slog to play, Eve feels way too stiff and the parry timing is inconsistent.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:21 PM
No.712480606
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>>712480492
We get it, you're gay.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:52 PM
No.712480648
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>>712475138
depends on what you like, for me it's Black Full Dress and La Vie en Rose.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:39:02 PM
No.712480663
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>>712480846
>>712471079 (OP)
why is her pussy pulsating
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:39:22 PM
No.712480686
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>>712480758
>>712480597
Keep seething, faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:40:08 PM
No.712480758
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>>712481170
>>712480686
Who’s seething? I bought the game and enjoy it, but it’s objectively worse than the others I listed. Sounds like you’re mad, yourself.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:23 PM
No.712480846
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>>712480663
thingken of me
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:08 PM
No.712480917
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>>712471214
It's serviceable
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:55 PM
No.712480990
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>>712471214
The real gameplay is seeing how long it takes for you to coom.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:43:44 PM
No.712481085
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>>712478182
not really, you get more drone upgrades and omni parts than you need to buy all the limiteds off digger. Also there's more of those robot enemies in the Great Desert which is another big open area like the Wasteland.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:44:31 PM
No.712481154
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>>712473887
go back to twitter
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:44:36 PM
No.712481165
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:44:37 PM
No.712481168
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>>712482589
>>712478015
How'd you get the eyepatch?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:44:39 PM
No.712481170
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>>712481317
>>712480758
No straight man would ever have this opinion.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:45:47 PM
No.712481283
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>>712473263
What do you want to talk about?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:15 PM
No.712481317
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>>712481974
>>712481170
You’ve been calling people gay the entire thread. Are you insecure about something, anon?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:48:22 PM
No.712481505
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:48:41 PM
No.712481547
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>>712473263
Wow guys the gameplay is awesome so much to talk about!! I like to hit hit hit and parry, then hit and dodge!! so detailed and deep enough for years of conversation!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:29 PM
No.712481604
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:39 PM
No.712481620
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:50 PM
No.712481636
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>>712481812
noooooooo stop posting gameplay reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>712473263
The gameplay is subpar. It has delayed inputs, Eve goes from running like a cheetah to moving like a turtle the second you lock on, Simon Says dodge/counter mechanics, and cooldown-centric abilities. It’s a worse version of FF16.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:36 PM
No.712481706
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>>712481842
>>712480592
Wait til you see what they found out about her model.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:42 PM
No.712481716
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>>712481804
>>712471214
Gameplay? That doesn't matter, as long as there's sex in it we'll happily pay 80 bucks a pop and praise China.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:51:07 PM
No.712481763
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>>712481819
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:51:10 PM
No.712481775
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>>712480948
Soulslop wishes it could have gameplay this good.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:51:38 PM
No.712481804
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:51:41 PM
No.712481812
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>>712482412
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:51:44 PM
No.712481819
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:11 PM
No.712481848
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>>712481972
>>712481701
Just admit you're gay.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:26 PM
No.712481882
[Report]
damn shes cool
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:14 PM
No.712481972
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>>712482406
>>712481848
Just admit you’re gay.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:15 PM
No.712481974
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>>712482010
>>712481317
You've been sucking dick the entire thread, are you gay?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:26 PM
No.712481987
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>>712482117
>>712481842
She's REAL detailed under there
(|)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:45 PM
No.712482010
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>>712482406
>>712481974
You've been sucking dick the entire thread, are you gay?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:54:44 PM
No.712482117
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>>712481987
Anon-sama i beg you, give me a source
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:57:40 PM
No.712482350
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>>712474046
And it is because they will never be one ;)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:57:46 PM
No.712482362
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>>712482460
>>712482240
Also Mother Sphere's avatar
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:58:13 PM
No.712482385
[Report]
THIS GAME IS VIOLENCE AGAINST WXMEN
DISCORD SISTERS REPORT THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:58:21 PM
No.712482392
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>>712482463
>>712472058
I had trouble with trash mobs at first, too, died a ton, but have completed almost everything possible in the game. Pretty much down to hard mode Mann, 2 endings left, and have to unlock a certain boss near the end, then beat them in boss challenge. Not much.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:58:27 PM
No.712482406
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>>712481812
Where do you find this thing? Does it only appear after you finish all of Scarlet's quests?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:07 PM
No.712482452
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>>712482558
>>712481701
You have zero actual reasons for why any of that is bad at all.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:13 PM
No.712482460
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>>712482240
>>712482362
I kneel to you and the gooks. God damn.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:17 PM
No.712482463
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>>712482679
>>712482392
Is there new music for the Mann fight?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:28 PM
No.712482478
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>>712482412
you get a code by following Shift Up on twitter.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:36 PM
No.712482490
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>>712475163
You have never seen my dick, so don't judge.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:51 PM
No.712482514
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>>712471214
I enjoyed the Demo. It was fun and felt fresh.
>>712482452
Because it's game design by checklist. Open world, crafting, forced diversity sidekick, "morally gray" villain with zero charisma, and dialogue trees that pretend to matter. Nothing about it feels like someone wanted to make something cool—they just wanted Twitter praise and Steam tags.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:00:43 AM
No.712482589
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>>712482761
>>712481168
In a treasure chest on a cliff near the end of the wasteland. It's new game plus or plus plus only but I'm not sure which
>>712482412
I saw it after finishing the Nikke missions in the alley near the bar where that android woman sings
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:01:50 AM
No.712482679
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>>712482463
Yeah, I haven't paid too much attention because I'm hyperfocused on Mann, but it's another, I guess alternative metal screamy sort of track. Might be on YouTube already.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:47 AM
No.712482761
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>>712482589
Sweet, thanks.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:03:04 AM
No.712482780
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>>712482558
Nice list of buzzwords and meaningless terms you got there. I see you're fulfilling a checklist of your own.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:03:09 AM
No.712482786
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>>712482558
I can see why you don't like this game, you're clearly homosexual.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:20 AM
No.712482894
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>>712482558
>forced diversity sidekick
...what?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:38 AM
No.712482921
[Report]
I thought the Cyber Bunny outfit would be my new main outfit but I still like Cyber Magician better
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:05:17 AM
No.712482979
[Report]
is auto loot not working properly?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:06:05 AM
No.712483057
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>>712471214
fuck that nobody really plays these types of games for the gameplay. how's the story?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:07:16 AM
No.712483176
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>>712482992
It's been working fine for me on console at least
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:07:48 AM
No.712483225
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>>712485123
>>712482992
Auto loot is working great, doomposter-kun.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:09:23 AM
No.712483352
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>>712483625
>>712483163
I'm replaying for the gameplay.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:09:56 AM
No.712483406
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>>712483625
>>712483163
>story homo looks at a sexy girl and goes "HMM WHATS HER TAX POLICY???"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:09:58 AM
No.712483409
[Report]
that last gauntlet of boss fights will filter so many
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:11:56 AM
No.712483578
[Report]
It's fine to be sexy, I don't really mind that
But what's the point of modding softcore porn into the title screen or naked mods? Like what do you gain in exchange for that massive effort (of making the model, not just installing)
Just watch porn at that point, it will actually show what you want to see.
>>712483406
>>712483352
bruh give me the fucking answer bros. sexy girls get even sexier and hotter when there's some emotions in it man
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:12:56 AM
No.712483667
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>>712484105
>>712483163
It's Nier Automata without machines and the androids don't really give a fuck about humans.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:13:04 AM
No.712483685
[Report]
>>712479116
>spoiler
A fellow man of culture I see
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:07 AM
No.712483862
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>>712484553
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:53 AM
No.712483946
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>>712484105
>>712483625
It's no JRPG, but good enough for an action game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:59 AM
No.712483957
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:18 AM
No.712483985
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>>712484105
>>712483625
It has easily the best story in any game released in the past decade. It puts even Nier to shame. The players are praising Stellar Blade for it's mastery of storytelling.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:31 AM
No.712484005
[Report]
>>712472153
Kill all fifa niggers.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:36 AM
No.712484014
[Report]
>>712484104
I want this game to fail. To prove that eastern trash will never be superior to western product.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:32 AM
No.712484104
[Report]
>>712484931
>>712484014
It's top seller and got 183k concurrent players, Anon.
Seethe and dilate
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:32 AM
No.712484105
[Report]
>>712484316
>>712483946
>>712483667
>>712483985
ngl I bought E33 for the shilling but it was kinda ass. I might take a second L but I'm fully expecting a B movie plot and I better fucking get it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:36 AM
No.712484107
[Report]
>>712483625
There is a compelling story. It isn't Shakespearean or whatever, but it has completed character arcs with natural growth throughout the game which is more than most media can say.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:46 AM
No.712484119
[Report]
The tits go hard af in this outfit though.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:58 AM
No.712484132
[Report]
>>712471214
Good, but the music and overall atmosphere is amazing.
This is unironicly my GOTD
Would you guys still like the game if the girls weren't hot?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:19:59 AM
No.712484316
[Report]
>>712484105
There's heavy implications that the humans are the monsters with a full Resident Evil shooter laboratory so I hope it goes somewhere interesting. I know the game is a year old already but everyone was so obsessed over Eve's pussy that no one actually spoiled the game for me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:20:57 AM
No.712484395
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>>712484251
If the main character was an attractive or relatively attractive male, yeah. Like say if Adam was the protagonist. Having everyone be ugly would not only be visually repulsive, it would also break the established lore and world building.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:21:12 AM
No.712484421
[Report]
>>712484605
>>712471079 (OP)
Females are shouldn't be portrayed as fighters or participating in violence because fighting is a traditional male role. I'm also a homosexual.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:21:19 AM
No.712484434
[Report]
>>712484251
I would like the game if the girls weren't hot
I wouldn't like the game if they removed the costumes because some of them are really cool
It's got wallrunning, androids and sword skateboarding for crying out loud, I was going to like it either way.
This was a great boss fight, she's got some cool moves. It's so hard to find an opening for even a short combo attack, though, so burst gear is not helpful. This is a beta gear fight.
>>712484251
Yes.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:32 AM
No.712484543
[Report]
>>712484758
>Sony and the Studio already made tons of money on PS5
>now tons of money from PC players
>It hit dream peak numbers that shitty final fantasy games and woke games dreamed about all day
>more monumental sales incoming this weekend and on the next Steam Sale event
dilate, troons!
STELLAR BLADE ALREADY WON
Beautiful, cute and symmetry are the nature of this world.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:36 AM
No.712484552
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>>712484668
>>712471079 (OP)
Why doesn't this game have a /vg/ general yet? Are there rules for 4chan or something? Am a newfag.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:38 AM
No.712484553
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>>712483862
Are you having fun?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:55 AM
No.712484573
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>>712484720
>>712484251
Yes. Stellar Blade by far has the best gameplay of any game released in the past decade. The players are all enjoying the generous mechanics and are looking forward to following EVE through her journey. Doomposters are throwing a fit because they can't run it's hi-fidelity next generation graphics.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:14 AM
No.712484605
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>>712484421
That last sentence wasn't necessary, it was completely evident from the preceding statement.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:46 AM
No.712484654
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>>712485040
>>712484478
Is her model rip yet?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:56 AM
No.712484668
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>>712484552
the marketing intern who manages shift up threads is busy posting about it in nikke general
So why are her boobs so small anyway? For a game that's known all over the world for its sex appeal, this body is pretty average to be honest. It's pretty much what I see around me when I go out.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:22 AM
No.712484720
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>>712485090
>>712484573
>has the best gameplay of any game released in the past decade
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:35 AM
No.712484735
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>>712484981
>>712483163
Has some interesting elements but it's clunky for sure, it does nail in for a few scenes though
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:47 AM
No.712484758
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>>712484543
The gacha skin you get from buying the complete edition is valid until October iirc so the earliest I think we could see a steam sale is for Christmas
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:25:53 AM
No.712484850
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>>712484926
>>712473263
Can you show me where on /v/ the gameplay threads are?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:26:13 AM
No.712484873
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>>712484673
He body changes depending on her outfit
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:26:31 AM
No.712484895
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:02 AM
No.712484926
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:03 AM
No.712484930
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>>712472153
>people don't play coom games in the middle of the day
Astute observation tranny. You still lost though
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:05 AM
No.712484931
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>>712485057
>>712484104
Only for one day
It will never reach that or higher than that again
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:23 AM
No.712484961
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:28 AM
No.712484969
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>>712471079 (OP)
Why is there no piss coming out of her pussy?
Why is there no stomach piss fill meter?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:34 AM
No.712484981
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:40 AM
No.712484987
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>>712480453
Shut up faggot.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:28:15 AM
No.712485028
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>>712485245
Why did it take until Xion for the ugly grain filter/chromatic abberation to go away?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:28:22 AM
No.712485040
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>>712485142
>>712484654
No idea, I'm on PS5. My craptop can barely run the demo on low.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:28:36 AM
No.712485057
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>>712484931
Neither will your western slop.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:28:59 AM
No.712485085
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>>712485187
>>712471214
Try the demo. I didn't much care for it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:02 AM
No.712485090
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>>712484720
We know you're gay, we already heard you say it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:23 AM
No.712485123
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>>712483225
i swear it picks up farther and you dont have to walk to it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:37 AM
No.712485142
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>>712485430
>>712485040
Is there alot of content?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:57 AM
No.712485176
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>>712485324
>>712484673
Depends on the outfit. She's got some real chonkers in the Mann boss challenge outfit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:03 AM
No.712485187
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>>712485363
>>712485085
Sure you did doomposter-kun. no one is buying your narrative.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:19 AM
No.712485218
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>>712480365
>0 damage to enemy health bar
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:19 AM
No.712485221
[Report]
Weebsisters, how can we stop losing to KoreanCHADs?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:33 AM
No.712485245
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>>712485279
>>712485028
Maybe you finally went to the options to turn them off
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:59 AM
No.712485279
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>>712485245
they've been off since i started the game retard
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:31:21 AM
No.712485308
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>>712484251
I very much play games for the visuals. They matter to me. It doesn't have to look real but it does have to look good. Gameplay is just as important but not more important than the game looking good.
>>712483163
>fuck that nobody really plays these types of games for the gameplay.
>how's the story?
Is this true? Do people play video games for story? You know you could watch a youtube playthrough or a streamer playthrough, right?
>>712485176
>FUEL INTAKE
>points to boobs
What did they mean by this...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:02 AM
No.712485363
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>>712485187
The narrative of trying the game yourself before paying money for it?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:21 AM
No.712485394
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>>712485316
I could but I'm not a bitch so I won't.
>>712484478
it's awesome, probably going to take me a little bit to beat her on hard, she's punishing
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:48 AM
No.712485430
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>>712485847
>>712485142
I'm at 136 hours.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:22 AM
No.712485475
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eve has no ass it's all back
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:28 AM
No.712485480
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>>712485416
I wish we could play as her or Raven instead of Eve desu. I just don't like Eve's face
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:34 AM
No.712485489
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>>712484673
>body is average just because tits are small and perky instead of weightless balloons
retarded
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:34:31 AM
No.712485567
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>>712483163
Unremarkable. There's a reason it's never discussed.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:34:34 AM
No.712485570
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>>712485416
Sad. They really dropped the ball on modelling her armpits...
>>712485324
What kind of fuel powers her boobs?
>>712485416
Yeah, her hard mode took about 40 mins or so. Had to get out the ol' Reflex Exospine.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:20 AM
No.712485705
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>>712485931
>muh story
You notice that people who hate stellar blade keeps focusing on muh story, for a game that they themselves haven't played even.
DMC5 had an absolute dogshit story with even worse MC swapping but nobody cared because it was fun to play.
Stellar Blade for me is like this along with other 7th gen actiong games. The game even has a boss challenge mode so that you can keep styling on bosses over and over while oggling at Eve's bouncing tushie
>>712485601
how do i get this nier outfit nobody is giving me an explanation
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:50 AM
No.712485737
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>>712485601
How do you change the NPCs' pose in camera mode? I'm retarded and still can't figure it out for the life of me, but I want to make funny pictures with them too
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:11 AM
No.712485769
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>>712485316
Story is the only reason to play a game seething tranny
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:29 AM
No.712485789
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>>712485876
I tried to google it but couldn't find a clear answer, if I'm partway through a new game + (3rd or 4th playthrough) and I hit "new game +" in the menu, will I retain the costumes I already have? I feel like I probably will, but would be nice to have some confirmation
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:12 AM
No.712485847
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>>712485646
>>712485601
>>712485430
>>712485416
Wow. These characters look absolutely fantastic. Shift Up really knocked it ouf the park with this collaboration.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:22 AM
No.712485861
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>>712471214
>>712475279
ah the "gameplay" expert xisters form xitter
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:35 AM
No.712485876
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>>712485986
feels bad watching everyone enjoy stellar blade for the first time again after i've already smashed through it three times and got the plat
because i remember exactly how i felt playing it
>>712485789
yes
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:37 AM
No.712485882
[Report]
>>712485732
Buy the DLC
Go to the Wasteland
Find Emil and shoot him
Look for Lunar tears
Find Emil again and buy stuff
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:44 AM
No.712485894
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>>712471214
I'm not even a coomer and its unironically some of my favorite action gameplay ever. Call it hyperbole if you like but I've played through several times and I don't normally do that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:53 AM
No.712485905
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>>712485732
You need to find the emil store in the great desert.
Each nier outfit costs a stellar tear, which are collectables you can find on the map. Just google the locations to save yourself the trouble.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:54 AM
No.712485906
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>>712485732
Buy Nier DLC, find Stellar Tears in the Wasteland and Great Desert, find Emil driving around and shoot him to get him to stop, trade him Stellar Tears for outfits and accessories.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:09 AM
No.712485927
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>>712486306
>>712485646
good call, I should probably equip that one
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:12 AM
No.712485931
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>>712486120
>>712485705
Stellar Blade has a fantastic story thoughever. It's even better than favorites like Nier and Nikke. Stellar Blade is truly the full package.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:13 AM
No.712485932
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>>712487279
>>712471079 (OP)
Does this version of the game has the Summer DLC outfits, the one with tanlines?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:45 AM
No.712485986
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>>712485876
Thanks broski
Do the people that are struggling against bosses realize the horizontal blue special attack can and will stunlock every boss in the game?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:41:31 AM
No.712486120
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>>712486190
>>712485931
I love the game but that's going too far
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:41:31 AM
No.712486124
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>>712486306
It's hard to take good screenshots of Scarlet cause of her stupid ugly oversized hat
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:27 AM
No.712486190
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>>712486573
>>712486120
Try learning how to read, speed-reader kun.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:27 AM
No.712486191
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>>712487020
>>712471079 (OP)
Does any of her skins show her feet
>>712486012
>Horizonal blue special attack
??
>>712485927
>>712486124
Why did they make her ugly?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:11 AM
No.712486332
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>>712486557
>>712486012
Does it? You mean the LB+Y skill? I thought that attack was for AOEs? I mostly use the basic jab combo for damage then the sword waves if the boss is out of reach or if I want to stun him.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:33 AM
No.712486438
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>>712487402
>>712486306
Why did your family's trashy DNA make you retarded?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:33 AM
No.712486439
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>>712486897
Anis has the worst skin, I like her in Nikke but they really should've gone with pretty much anyone else
>>712486306
Her neck is a bit long but she has a nice exotic face. Her JP voice is also lovely. At first I felt like I was playing wrong by playing in KR but after a while the JP voices just sits really well with the game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:09 AM
No.712486557
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>>712486787
>>712486214
>>712486332
Yes, the last hit of it is a free knockdown and it also hits OTG
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:26 AM
No.712486573
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>>712486190
?
Is this a bot post or something
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:07 AM
No.712486720
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>>712486787
>>712486214
Ah, L1+Circle. Yeah, that one got me through Providence the first time.
>>712473952
Nah, only virgins or relatively inexperienced people think like this. Real men don't need the crust taken off their bread. They like the added flavor and texture.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:11 AM
No.712486787
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>>712486720
How the fuck did I reply to my own post, meant to reply to
>>712486557
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:40 AM
No.712486819
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>>712487257
Lmao based I think stuff like this all the time.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:43 AM
No.712486824
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>>712487402
>>712486306
Why are you gay?
Why not simply watch porn?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:43 AM
No.712486897
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>>712486439
>>712486475
These look great. The collaboration with Nikke is such a pleasant addition to an already flawless game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:57 AM
No.712486987
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Just reached Xion and the game is suddenly overwhelming me with side quests.
Also lol at Eve no way fag'ing this woman.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:19 AM
No.712487007
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:22 AM
No.712487013
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>>712486845
Because I like sexual content that makes you mad in particular. Knowing that my jizz makes all the prudes cry makes me feel powerful.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:27 AM
No.712487020
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>>712486191(me)
Guess not
SHIT game then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:28 AM
No.712487024
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>>712479116
Certified chad post.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:50 AM
No.712487047
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>>712487127
Ambush enemies are so fucking cancerous in this game.
They are exactly what that retard Plague thinks ambush enemies are like in Souls game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:54 AM
No.712487127
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>>712487235
>>712487047
The Great Desert fuckers? Hit them dodges, boi.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:06 AM
No.712487203
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>>712487580
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:17 AM
No.712487216
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>>712487368
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:35 AM
No.712487235
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>>712487127
Yeah I can avoid them fine, but if you approach them from behind they spaz out in an unnatural way to strike you as if you were coming from the front. I don't even realize they're meant to be an ambush because I'm approaching them from behind.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:03 AM
No.712487257
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>>712487418
>>712486819
I know it's a common scifi trope but that's literally the background for Will Smith's character in After Earth, to the point that it almost feels parody because his character also has an impossibly macho self fellating name.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:12 AM
No.712487273
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>>712478885
you must be over 18 to post here
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:15 AM
No.712487279
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>>712485932
It has all of them except the Nier DLC which you have to buy, the summer outfits were free
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:22 AM
No.712487290
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>>712486757
I've been eating pussy for years and I don't agree. I'll happily do it but less hair is better, I hate when one gets stuck to the back of my throat.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:56 AM
No.712487332
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:20 AM
No.712487368
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>>712487216
I would wriggle my entire tongue up her asshole without hesitation.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:27 AM
No.712487383
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>>712486845
Give me a rundown of the porn with the best combat
>>712486438
>>712486824
You’ll never be Quentin.
>>712486475
They gave her downy eyes and a wide nose. She looks nothing like the character.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:03 AM
No.712487418
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:12 AM
No.712487580
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>>712487991
>>712487203
How did Sony let something like that slide
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:16 AM
No.712487585
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>>712487402
Going from anime to a realistic style doesn't exactly work like you think it should.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:24 AM
No.712487603
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>>712487402
That's fine because the stellar blade characters in NIKKE look nothing like their game versions either, but it just gives people more variety.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:02:37 AM
No.712487685
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>Why not simply watch porn?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:10 AM
No.712487727
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:53 AM
No.712487781
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>>712488269
we told you guys how good it was when it released on ps5 but you didnt listen
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:16 AM
No.712487806
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>>712487961
BIG HAT
HUGE HAT
ENORMOUS HAT
why do stellerfags have a mental breakdown from the lightest complaints?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:00 AM
No.712487873
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>>712487932
See that the thing, I don't get from people who keep saying 'just watch porn or play a hentai game or pay a hooker' I don't want JUST sex. I want to see a sexy girl wrestle a monster into submission while doing all sorts of acrobatics. Sometimes men simply want a healthy mix of violence and sex.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:41 AM
No.712487914
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>>712487857
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:53 AM
No.712487927
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:57 AM
No.712487932
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>>712487873
the old saying that men are from mars was used for a reason
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:05 AM
No.712487943
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>>712487857
Are the "steller"fags in the room right now?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:15 AM
No.712487961
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>>712489782
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:23 AM
No.712487971
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>>712487857
It tends to be the false statements more than minor complaints. Most critical posts are factually wrong, made by people with no actual gameplay experience.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:32 AM
No.712487980
[Report]
>>712488069
>>712487857
>from the lightest complaints
Like what?
>>712487580
Sony is based
>>712487980
Gameplay isnt actually that impressive, and all people talk about is coombait. Because the game is apparently that shallow
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:07:47 AM
No.712488072
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>>712487991
But I though Sony wanted to kill the game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:20 AM
No.712488118
[Report]
I want to stick my dick into her mouth
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:37 AM
No.712488140
[Report]
>>712488185
>>712473263
>b-but what about the gameplay??? g-gotcha!!!
>t. no-games baitfaggot
kek
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:53 AM
No.712488164
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>>712487991
I love cameltoe so much.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:58 AM
No.712488171
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>>712488069
>Gameplay isnt actually that impressive
Most people replying to the post about how's the gameplay said that i's serviceable. Some people like it more than others. I think it's alright.
I have a lot of experience with action games and souls games, this game is trying to be both and it can feel a bit awkward but it is satisfying to play.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:09:07 AM
No.712488185
[Report]
>>712488140
>STOP POINTING OUT A PROMINENT FEATURE OF A VIDEO GAME
Kek
>another flop
chuds just keep taking L after L
How do I hit the weak point on the enemy after performing the Repulse dodge?
>>712487781
But the game isn't that good? The controls are stiff and unresponsive, the enemies are very passive and deal very little damage, the combat system is pretty primitive overall. It feels like they are making a real 3D game for the first time. Slightly better than 18+ early access indie action games from a single developer, 6/10 at best.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:24 AM
No.712488298
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>>712488223
This is the biggest expose ever. It flopped in the west, the bugmen here are desperate trying to pretend their side of the world is relevant.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:30 AM
No.712488304
[Report]
>>712488656
>>712488069
>Gameplay isnt actually that impressive
Because this is blatantly wrong and a clear indicator that you're a doomposter with an agenda. The gameplay is absolutely phenomenal. EVE is the sexiest protagonist I've ever seen and the variety of cute costumes are so much fun to play around with. Stellar blade transcends the tired conventions of soulslop and character actions and creates an experience unique to itself that also manages to rise far above its contemporaries. To top it all off it has the enthralling signature writing that Shift Up is known for. It is truly a perfect game and I say this with no exaggeration.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:33 AM
No.712488312
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:15 AM
No.712488361
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>>712488262
Repulse is the purple one right? I think you're just supposed to shoot it with your gun
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:03 AM
No.712488417
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>>712488579
>>712488269
>1080p low
are you running this on the fucking 'eck or something?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:16 AM
No.712488431
[Report]
>no piss attack finisher move
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:40 AM
No.712488458
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>>712488539
>>712488262
That's an opportunity for a lvl 4 combo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:34 AM
No.712488519
[Report]
>>712488724
>>712487991
Is the cameltoe a mod or is it real?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:46 AM
No.712488531
[Report]
The game is fun.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:51 AM
No.712488539
[Report]
>>712488626
>>712488458
Level 4 combos are my favorite level of combos. I find that holding out the level 3 until I get the level 4 allows me to perform optimal damage.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:20 AM
No.712488576
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>>712487857
It’s one obviously gay guy lashing out, ironically calling others gay.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:22 AM
No.712488578
[Report]
>>712488682
>>712488069
>Gameplay isnt actually that impressive
>Because the game is apparently that shallow
That isn't a complaint. You didn't say anything at all.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:22 AM
No.712488579
[Report]
>>712488417
> low
???
Medium for environment, high for textures and max for characters.
1066 btw, 60 FPS.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:29 AM
No.712488587
[Report]
>>712488676
>>712488269
> the enemies are very passive and deal very little damage
You have not played past the demo then.
These ugly fat bastards will spread Eve's cheeks if you just so let them touch you.
That said I can agree with the complaints about the controls. It does get a while to get used to.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:31 AM
No.712488591
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>>712488717
>>712471079 (OP)
Was modeling the camel toe necessary?
Will we ever get games like Stellar Blade but with actual nudity (nipples)?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:54 AM
No.712488626
[Report]
>>712488694
>>712488539
How do you even know if you're on stage 3 of a combo? Is there some sort of visual indicator? i've just been mashing X and Y randomly.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:20 AM
No.712488649
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>>712488223
>day after launch
>still not weekend
i'm looking forward to your bait tomorrow evening
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:23 AM
No.712488656
[Report]
>>712488828
>>712488304
>The gameplay is absolutely phenomenal.
Not him but unless it gets 'phenomenal' only after 3 hours no it's not. It's an okay game. 7.5 out of 10.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:36 AM
No.712488668
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>>712488791
>>712488614
nigga there's tons of mods
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:47 AM
No.712488676
[Report]
>>712489983
>>712488587
>These ugly fat bastards will spread Eve's cheeks
is this ntr
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:51 AM
No.712488682
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>>712488735
>>712488578
>shallow gameplay is not a complaint
are you retarded
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:59 AM
No.712488690
[Report]
>>712471214
It's pretty solid for what's pretty much the first console game from a developer.
Parrying should take priority over dodging
And there's plenty of options for the player to change controls for certain QTEs
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:06 AM
No.712488694
[Report]
>>712488780
>>712488626
Practice in the training room and write them on a piece of paper.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:19 AM
No.712488709
[Report]
>>712488941
>>712486475
She needs her own game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:24 AM
No.712488717
[Report]
>>712488591
It's not real
>>712488519
It's real, I'm on PS5. There's a few costumes with visible cameltoe
>>712488682
No, it isn't. You might as well say "My complaint is....the game is bad!". If you can't come up with anything specific, then my immediate conclusion is going to be you haven't played the game at all.
the game fucking bombed, the fans are just chinks coping
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:20 AM
No.712488780
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>>712488940
>>712488694
>write them on a piece of paper.
The game's not that serious
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:29 AM
No.712488790
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>>712488614
On Playstation? fucking never
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:30 AM
No.712488791
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>>712488668
Ye but it's like the original author drawing the character naked vs looking at lewd fanart
Sure both are hot but the former is just better
I want the original model to be naked
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:36 AM
No.712488804
[Report]
>>712489293
>>712488724
Unless they censored it on PC it's not real. I have that costume and even if I max out every single setting I can't get any visible cameltoe
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:43 AM
No.712488809
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>>712488724
That's incredible and a little unbelievable in today's climate. I fucking love cameltoe.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:54 AM
No.712488820
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>>712488907
>>712488735
Not only retarded, but coping as well. Not valid my ass.
>>712488656
Nta but the game unironically doesn't pick up until you reach the great desert. Everything up until Gigas is basically just the tutorial. It also depends on how you're unlocking your skills.
Many options open up how you play the game and it can lead to your early game being really bricked if you get the wrong skills or not. Even shit like the double dodge is such a massive improvement to QoL.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:18:38 AM
No.712488873
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>>712488751
>it's all chinese shills
LMAO
Every
Single
Time
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:14 AM
No.712488907
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>>712488820
>still not a single specific
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:37 AM
No.712488926
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>>712489039
>>712472257
>which the players agree is the best action game of the past decade
kek. You mean chinks, who also thought a mediocre action game like wu kong was 10/10? get the fuck out of here, faggot.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:48 AM
No.712488940
[Report]
>>712489043
>>712488780
>Has clearly used a touch screen since birth and never learned to write fluently
This website is for ages 18+.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:50 AM
No.712488941
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>>712489176
>>712488709
That she does.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:54 AM
No.712488947
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>>712489134
>>712487991
Did they actually just simply add an uncensored version of the Cybernetic Bondage skin lmfao
> Your sales figures don't count because the buyers are the wrong race
Really?
I thought leftists were against racism, why are they actually the biggest racists here?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:10 AM
No.712489039
[Report]
>>712488926
How is it any different from westerners calling CO33 the best JRPG of all time despite asians not thinking it is?
Wow it's almost like different cultures like different things.
>>712488940
nigga it's a fucking easy action game. What kind of fucking retard writes shit down instead of just memorizing X>X>Y>Y. Holy fuck you got nigga doing shit like this adn making it their whole personality adn then wondering why they got no friends or girl.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:20 AM
No.712489053
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>>712488989
Someone has forgotten where he is, thinking that chink opinions are remotely valued here
>>712488828
I'm not that guy pretending the game is bad. Also I do have double dodge unlocked.
I just keep comparing this to Nier because I replayed that recently and it falls a bit short in terms of gameplay compared to that.
But I will trust you on that and expect the game to get a lot better when I get to that desert area
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:30 AM
No.712489065
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>>712488989
He's working with table scraps here, cut him some slack. He's trying really hard to push negativity, like blood from a stone.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:20 AM
No.712489121
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>>712488989
found the bugman
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:25 AM
No.712489131
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>>712489361
>>712489043
>his response to being told to write something on a piece of paper is to start ranting about you not having friends or a girlfriend
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:26 AM
No.712489134
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>>712488947
The game has reskins for very outfit, the reskinned versions of the censored outfits are uncensored.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:45 AM
No.712489163
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>>712489218
>>712488828
I would say it's earlier than that, by the time you get to the Wasteland and get the Solar tower running, you can and should do the sidequests and unlock everything from the double jump to getting more than enough money, vitcoins, and skill points to get you pumped up for Altess Levoire and ultimately Matrix 9
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:54 AM
No.712489170
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>>712490162
>>712488989
>because the buyers are the wrong race
No it's mostly because the buyers paid $5 for the game instead of $50.
So you need to unironically divide them by 10
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:59 AM
No.712489176
[Report]
How do "men" play as a girl and convince them selves they're not living out their repressed AGP trans identity? seems like serious cope and it needs to be studied.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:34 AM
No.712489218
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>>712489319
>>712489163
I imagine he meant the Wasteland, not Great Desert, given he said Gigas.
>>712488804
There's like 4 different versions of that outfit and I think the one I posted is the only one with cameltoe. Believe me or not, I don't really care
>>712488828
>>712489054 (me)
Oh another nice thing about SB that I wasn't expecting is that there is a lot of stuff to explore instead of just making a beeline for the objectives
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:24:51 AM
No.712489319
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>>712489203
Because nothing is better than having a 60+ inch TV with Eve's ass on screen
>>712489218
Well considering that those are two separate areas, the latter being in the second half of the game, I had to clarify on that
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:25:27 AM
No.712489361
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>>712489592
>>712489043
>>712489131
The absolute retardery on this board, lmao, dude is having a meltdown because I simply suggest writing like a dozen combos. Not all of us are idiot savants, Rainman.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:00 AM
No.712489401
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>>712489751
>>712489293
>There's like 4 different versions of that outfit
You're saying there are two different versions of the same outfit with the same exact colors just that one has cameltoe and the other one doesn't? Why?
>>712489203
you are unironically a faggot in denial
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:23 AM
No.712489430
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>>712489306
Yeah it's great because SB pretty much has a balance of having two open world maps along with linear (but still explorative) levels
It's almost like they really wanted to experiment to see what works
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:00 AM
No.712489481
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>>712489203
I don't imagine myself as Eve. I can enjoy games while recognizing that the character is a separate entity from myself. But this is incomprehensible to the narcissist.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:02 AM
No.712489484
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>>712489203
>How do "men" play as a girl and convince them selves they're not living out their repressed AGP trans identity?
Not being mentally ill will do that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:02 AM
No.712489485
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>>712489054
That also depends on why you think Nier's gameplay is better, because for me I hated how Nier had fuck all for melee combat. What your moves at the start is what you're stuck with throughout the entire game since most of your upgrades are via the pod. It had a smaller moveset even compared to MGRR. That said I won't deny it plays a LOT more smoothly and fluidly compared to Stellar Blade but it was also very very shallow and repetitive. Meanwhile with Stellar Blade you can unlock more skills, have a gun that has different ammo types, and vastly more defensive options.
That said, the way Nier weaves gameplay into the narrative is novel in itself, it's just that the combat just wasn't for me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:34 AM
No.712489521
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>>712489824
>You can smash a wall with the crane
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:51 AM
No.712489548
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>>712489203
>looked at a woman
>now you're a tranny because by showing interest in a woman you admitted that you want to become a woman
What kind of stupid logic is this?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:52 AM
No.712489552
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>>712489701
>>712489414
playing dressup is skinwalking behavior.
seek therapy anon, repressing is not good for your health.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:52 AM
No.712489553
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>>712489638
>>712489414
How are you supposed to look at this and not want to rip her suit off and ravage her
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:04 AM
No.712489568
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>>712489514
You just know...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:04 AM
No.712489569
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>>712489414
I wanna chew those bubblegum cheeks.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:17 AM
No.712489592
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>>712489361
Why not just open a text document on the second monitor?
>>Not all of us are idiot savants
Memorizing X>Y>X>Hold Y and Y>X>Y>Y make you an idiot savant now
The absolute state of zoomers. Maybe there's a tiktok you can play on your phone that tells you the combos while you're playing
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:35 AM
No.712489615
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>>712489876
>>712489514
one is simply aware
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:43 AM
No.712489628
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>>712489043
>anon gets so triggered at being told to write something down if he can't remember it that he starts saying things like:
>"oh mister fancy pants over here with his pen and his paper, making his pen and paper his entire personality, no wonder he has no friends and no girl! he can write! hahahah!"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:48 AM
No.712489632
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Can I replay the Nikke missions when done? They’re pretty fun
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:49 AM
No.712489636
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>>712489791
i knew all along that this game would be kino. i'm about 12 hours in and it's easily around an 8.5/10 for me. yes trannies, the gameplay is good. the OST is also fucking incredible
>>712489553
She'll slice you in two and she probably has the upper body strength to throw your ass around
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:05 AM
No.712489656
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>>712489293
>>712489414
hoooooly fuck I'm gonna cum
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:17 AM
No.712489675
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>>712489203
Only tranny faggots have that kind of logic.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:37 AM
No.712489701
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>>712489552
can you keep your grooming attempts to roblox or discord?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:30:12 AM
No.712489751
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>>712489862
>>712489401
It's not the exact same. I think the one you're thinking of has blue as the secondary color. This one is black and shows more skin
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:30:30 AM
No.712489774
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>>712489306
Also all the stuff is just unlocked in gameplay rather than in a menu or microtransactions or something. If you go off the beaten track you'll find a nanosuit or a skill item, or beta core, etc. The desert is a little too wide open, but the wasteland is nicely divided into sections by the canyons so it feels natural to explore and find stuff.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:30:35 AM
No.712489782
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>>712487961
>Dorothy has Doro
>Scarlet has, whatever this thing is
Why is Nikke so memeable
>>712489293
Is this a mod or is it in the actual game?
>>712489636
Wait until Spire 4 my dude, so much kino in that single level
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:30:59 AM
No.712489813
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>>712488735
I literally did that earlier in the thread (
>>712481701)
and the closet fag zoomer called me gay.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:00 AM
No.712489814
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>>712490084
I admit I found the gameplay a tad boring at first but I'm loving it now. Defeated Abaddon and loving the flow of it. Dodges and dashes are very satisfying :)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:05 AM
No.712489819
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fuck off out of /v/ gooners
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:11 AM
No.712489824
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>>712489521
And there's a cool outfit, it reminds me of Ada in RE6
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:41 AM
No.712489856
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>>712489939
>>712489787
Actual game. Part of the NIkker dlc.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:47 AM
No.712489862
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:53 AM
No.712489864
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>>712489939
>>712489787
in game via the nikke DLC as far as i know
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:56 AM
No.712489872
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>>712490626
>>712489638
I go to the gym tho
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:02 AM
No.712489876
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>>712489615
model swap when
I want to beat the game as nude Scarlet
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:03 AM
No.712489878
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>>712489791
>game actually peaks in the final act instead of petering out, or going on too long
All too rare
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:09 AM
No.712489884
[Report]
>"I will now play your game"
I won't but I'll jack off to it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:10 AM
No.712489885
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>>712489980
>>712489791
i'm excited, i'm still only on the wasteland because i've been doing every side quest and exploring. i also did the gun-only dungeon thing too, pretty sure i'll move onto the next area as soon as i talk to adam but i'm taking my time
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:49 AM
No.712489939
[Report]
>>712490291
>>712489856
>>712489864
Ah I disabled the DLC and seasonal content since the game said you would have a better experience with it disabled on a first play through.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:13 AM
No.712489973
[Report]
>I will now play your game
When it goes on sale or has Denuvo removed.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:22 AM
No.712489980
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>>712489885
Take your time man, I recommend doing the quests as soon as you go into a new open world area first so that you can beef yourself up. Also Spire 4 is a point of no return
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:24 AM
No.712489983
[Report]
>>712488676
ryona guro if anything
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:34:59 AM
No.712490084
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>>712489814
It's one of those games that just clicks with you the more you play it. I really wish the game has a blood palace mode that goes with the boss challenge mode. Make beta energy recharge faster so we can style on mobs quicker, because a lot of the cool stuff like counters after a perfect parry or dodge require energy. That shit should have been free to use.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:06 AM
No.712490092
[Report]
i think i need a 4k monitor. Any recommendations that are newish and below 500€? 144> hz and good motion clarity mandatory
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:08 AM
No.712490162
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>>712489170
We have reached levels of cope not thought possible.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:22 AM
No.712490183
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>>712490426
>Oasis is super tranquil, Clive is extremely chill and just enjoys some laidback fishing from his comfy spot
>then you actually start fishing on your own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNGBPwVn4vY
This should NOT be this intense
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:33 AM
No.712490193
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>>712473263
people here don't play video games, they jerk off to them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:37 AM
No.712490202
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>>712490382
>>712490131
>monitor
get a fucking TV you retard
You have to be a literal retard to buy a monitor considering their price compared to TVs of the same resolution and framerate
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:37 AM
No.712490203
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:52 AM
No.712490220
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>>712490404
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:37:52 AM
No.712490282
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:37:57 AM
No.712490291
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>>712490769
>>712489939
>since the game said you would have a better experience with it disabled on a first play through.
That warning is only for the seasonal content anon
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:38:31 AM
No.712490341
[Report]
>>712473101
Mogged by Pornhub and Xvideo
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:11 AM
No.712490382
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>>712490614
>>712490202
i'm not seeing any recommendations and i really don't want to deal with some chinesium smart-tv abomination driving me up the fucking wall
also lmao good luck finding a monitor-esque tv to have on my desk, not dealing with some retarded 40"+ display either
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:33 AM
No.712490404
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>>712490220
Keep going I'm close
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:44 AM
No.712490426
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>>712490183
All I ask from modders is to put in this theme when you're fishing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koncwZixlsI
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:11 AM
No.712490458
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>>712490541
What do you guys think Eve smells like?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:33 AM
No.712490492
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>>712473101
Lol
>>712488751 70% are chinks, that 200k doesnt even count
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:14 AM
No.712490541
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>>712490458
Ballistol and cheap perfume
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:16 AM
No.712490545
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>>712489638
Fair enough, then I'll stare at her ass all day and night until she feels raped.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:42:22 AM
No.712490614
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>>712490717
>>712490382
40" is not big at all
how fucking small is your house that you can't just sit a bit further from the screen?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:42:34 AM
No.712490626
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>>712489872
She's an android, and androids are heavy
And Raven can and is able to grab you by the hair and toss you around
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:42:57 AM
No.712490665
[Report]
>>712486757
>Nah, only virgins or relatively inexperienced people think like this
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you haven't been with too many women because almost all of them shave now
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:43:38 AM
No.712490717
[Report]
>>712490891
>>712490614
look aspie, i'm not a console gaming faggot and do not want a television
Uhhh anons? How does this thing work? I'm scared to mess it up.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:20 AM
No.712490769
[Report]
>>712490291
I'll just wait for NG+ then enable it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:50 AM
No.712490804
[Report]
>>712491490
>>712490721
Press the direction the arrow is pointing. These are actually quite fun becasue you gotta be quick.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:57 AM
No.712490814
[Report]
>>712491490
>>712490721
You just press the diretions of the keys. It's easy.
game looks blurry even at 4k dlaa or quality. sharpness at zero already
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:22 AM
No.712490856
[Report]
>>712491490
>>712490721
press the arrows that light up
some of the ones later on are fast as fuck, no room for error
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:42 AM
No.712490891
[Report]
>>712490717
>do not want a television
It's just a monitor except it's higher quality and size all that while being cheaper.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:50 AM
No.712490902
[Report]
>>712491490
>>712490721
Just input directions. Like the top is down, down, right, left.
Frankly I'm glad the hacking mini games here aren't cancer. Nobody enjoys hacking mini games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:46:01 AM
No.712490915
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:46:43 AM
No.712490975
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>>712490721
you can re-try as many times as you want
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:20 AM
No.712491015
[Report]
>>712491490
>>712490721
Stay strong, Helldiver! Victory will be yours!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:48:52 AM
No.712491152
[Report]
>>712491528
>>712490851
Those look like open shoes
Post them I beg
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:50:16 AM
No.712491268
[Report]
>>712491330
>>712490851
>game looks blurry
>sharpness at zero
anon...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:00 AM
No.712491330
[Report]
>>712491268
i thought dlss sharpness is bad?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:16 AM
No.712491354
[Report]
>>712489203
not cutting your dick off or fucking with your hormonal system does wonders for your ability to discern reality from fiction.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:33 AM
No.712491372
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>>712491493
Gotta say, game's plot is a bit too predictable innit
Demon fuckers are obviously the real humans and the androids are just trying to exterminate everyone without realizing.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:59 AM
No.712491409
[Report]
>>712490851
set the DLSS sharpness to 2 or play around with it a bit
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:03 AM
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:08 AM
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>>712491372
The Plot is actually very fucking shallow, you're better off enjoying what the environment tells you, the individual characters, and of course the gameplay and fanservice
>>712491152
they unfortunately aren't
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:19 AM
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>>712490851
just turn the sharpness up. i'm quite happy with how mine looks, same gpu as you, 4k DLSS on Quality with the sharpness left at default (probably .5 or .6?)
make sure chromatic aberration is turned off too
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:59:38 AM
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>>712491528
It's over
Is there really not a single costume with open shoes in the whole game?...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:01:43 AM
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>>712491984
There are but I don't feel like searching for a screenshot right now
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:01:59 AM
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>>712491984
there is, but i won't tell you which one because i utterly despite footfags