>DK now has a brat sidekick like it's some saturday morning cartoon from the 80s
This is so stupid and out of place. Who is this dumb brat supposed to appeal to? Game is already ruined.
>brat
Pedo dogwhistle, do not engage.
>>712476614 (OP)Mini-Pauline is not stupid.
Please take that back.
>>712476614 (OP)It's fake you fucking retard.
>>712477303It was on Nintendo's Korean-language website.
>>712477303It's real, my dad works at Nintendo and you can check the wayback machine
>out in a month
>still no new info since the reveal
>>712477537Good.
I'm fucking tired of modern games revealing every aspect of their content before reveal
>>712477537Theyre gonna post a trailer on the nintendo app and then a direct dedicated to the game probably
>>712477537It's obvious that she is going to get her own segment in the next Direct.
>>712477713That's what people said when the Mario Kart direct didn't reveal any new info. And then it turned out they really did already show the entire game.
>>712477752Everyone's been saying there's not going to be a direct any time soon.
>>712478146Why is Nintendo waiting so long?
Is "Mini-Pauline" the "new addition to the cast" Pauline was referring to in Super Mario Odyssey?
>>712477718I doubt it will get a dedicated Direct but it will probably get a large chunk of the June Direct.
>>712478830It will probably be in the last week of this June like the previous June Directs.
>>712479024Keep telling yourself that
>>712478659Diddy had to be removed from the Nintendo canon due to real life events.
>>712477838Are you implying the game only has like three levels
>>712479243Diddy is in this game though.
He doesn't seem to be in Mario Kart, which people are theorizing may be because Rare are making DKR2, and asked for him not to be there.
>>712478440my spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will see i was right.
>>712477227Why did someone make this?
>>712480892That same artist draws Pauline and Mini-Pauline in the Nakaue artstyle.
>>712476614 (OP)You are the definition of no fun allowed
>>712479535Roads being so wide makes the tracks feel the same.
>>712476614 (OP)brat sidekick is such an insane upgrade from that retarded rock that I might actually consider getting a switch 2 (at some point)
>>712479135Nintendo has consistently had a June Direct since 2018
>>712479230Actually it's the Minions audience. Nintendo panicked and hard pivoted everything they had to align with the Illumination style, it's hilarious. Looks like shit.
>>712476614 (OP)Be glad it's not Baby Pauline
>>712476614 (OP)>like it's some saturday morning cartoon from the 80sAnd everything comes full circle.
>>712477445if he can do a bimbo peach back in early 2023.
What is this thread doing all the way down the catalog?
Is this game that unpopular?
>Sidekick
Mini Pauline is not a sidekick, DK's protecting her throughout the game. Why else would the only character that can speak be a comfort bracelet.
>>712484158waiting for nintendo to show more gameplay
>>712484823Also, if you were to edit Odd Rock's dialogue in the cutscene, and remove the robot voice filter, it sounds like Mini-Pauline.
I feel dirty since I plan to get this digitally despite being from the 3D Mario team. Hoping to travel a bit so definitely feeling a lot more digitally inclined.
>>712484823>protecting her throughout the gameThat's what sidekicks are for.
>be a comfort braceletWhat does that mean?
I think this is a Yoshi's Island situation.
>>712476614 (OP)>THIS CHANGES EVERYTHINGwhats up with delusional pedos? Its obvious that even with the reveal, she will keep her odd rock form most of the time
Eh
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>>712486952I hate the concept of sissies, but sadly I can see why most people like it
>>712486952So, a girl looks like a girl that is called a boy?
>Game ends, DK saves the island, returns the girl to her parents
>Fast forward 10 years, DK crashes his plane on the outskirts of New Donk
>See Pauline putting up posters to run for mayor of New Donk City
>DK runs up to her and gives her a big bear hug
>A young Italian plumber just getting off the job sees a giant monkey grabbing a young woman
>DK freaks out because Mario's shouting gibberish, starts running up an incomplete building
>Mario gives chase into the construction site
>Pan up, The End
>>712488227there's just something about the way they want to be used.
>>712484158 It’s not that the game’s unpopular, it’s that nobody knows what the hell it is yet. We’ve seen like five minutes of vague platforming and the weird rock girl mystery, and that’s it. Nintendo pulled a Metroid Dread reveal but forgot to do the Dread part. Everyone’s confused, not uninterested. Once they actually show how this ties into the Mushroom Kingdom or confirm the 3D Mario team’s involvement more clearly, it'll shoot up the catalog.
