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Anonymous No.712480324 [Report] >>712481051 >>712481167 >>712481312 >>712481526 >>712482286 >>712482359 >>712482870 >>712483383 >>712484114 >>712484986 >>712485135 >>712485367 >>712485801 >>712486009 >>712486641 >>712487479 >>712488929 >>712495056 >>712495501 >>712496616 >>712498578 >>712501037 >>712501816 >>712502015 >>712503578 >>712503903 >>712504539 >>712506769
Which country will you choose first?
Anonymous No.712480385 [Report] >>712481525 >>712485135 >>712485439 >>712503139
Penis
Anonymous No.712480609 [Report]
Bern
Anonymous No.712480639 [Report] >>712495402
Why does the average Byzantium player smell so bad?
Anonymous No.712480902 [Report] >>712481267
How long until it catches up with EU4? It's going to be like CK2 again.
Anonymous No.712481051 [Report] >>712481267
>>712480324 (OP)
One of the 5 countries that has unique flavor and mechanics, then wait for 4 years of DLCs
Anonymous No.712481167 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
THERE IS NO RELEASE DATE YET STOP MAKING THREADS ASSHOLE
Anonymous No.712481252 [Report]
France probably, or Austria for a comfy diplo game and letting my vassals do everything.
Anonymous No.712481267 [Report] >>712481990
>>712480902
>>712481051
They brought 60 countries to the same flavor level as Great Britain has in EU4 back in fall of 2024.
Anonymous No.712481312 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Some HRE OPM
Anonymous No.712481412 [Report] >>712481614
give it a rest johan
Anonymous No.712481525 [Report]
>>712480385
> Ifat the country
Anonymous No.712481526 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
My country.
Anonymous No.712481614 [Report]
>>712481412
I am allowed to make threads approximately monthly on games that I am looking forward to.
Anonymous No.712481675 [Report]
>1337
pwnz0rd
Anonymous No.712481698 [Report]
USA.
Anonymous No.712481907 [Report]
Somewhere in Africa or the Americas, probably Aztecs or someone else with gold. It's better to learn when you don't have to deal with the Franco-Ottoman-Ming-Russian hyperalliance 20 years into the game.
Anonymous No.712481990 [Report] >>712482165 >>712482330
>>712481267
Trusting paradox in 2025 is impressive
Anonymous No.712482165 [Report] >>712485886
>>712481990
Their starting point is basically carrying over everything from EU4 so it's a realistic claim
Anonymous No.712482286 [Report] >>712484358
>>712480324 (OP)
England, of course.
Anonymous No.712482330 [Report] >>712485886 >>712485996
>>712481990
Honestly, despite the hate. I like V3.
Anonymous No.712482359 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Bohemia or Scotland
Anonymous No.712482870 [Report]
I really hope colonizing the Americas isn't a lesson in tedium like it currently is in eu4. I don't know what the hell they did in the recent updates but I really hate having to fight fucking 100k strong confederations just to take a few provinces for a colonial nation in my current campaign. Last time I played this was not an issue at all when colonizing.

>>712480324 (OP)
Starting with Lithuania and then doing a colonial Ireland game after.
Anonymous No.712483150 [Report] >>712484114
HRE probably in the south i sense the swabian league will need me also some course correction
Anonymous No.712483383 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
A couple are on my list.
Eastern Rome for one.
Moscow
Scottish revolt
Montferrat if it has an option to go Byzantium restoration
Anonymous No.712484114 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
>>712483150
might just go for dithmarschen aswell to see how my favourite eu4 meme nation in the hre is going to be in eu5,florenz or milan after hopefully Theodoro is playable might be funny again on that island perhaps portugal to see how weird/interesting colonizing will be
Anonymous No.712484358 [Report]
>>712482286
fookin legend
Anonymous No.712484986 [Report] >>712485108
>>712480324 (OP)
I'm starting to get tired of these kind of maps where they depict the HRE as a mosaic of little territories while feudal unions/confederacies/other literal empires such as the Crown of Castile or Byzantium are presented as unified countries. Extremely reddit
Anonymous No.712485108 [Report] >>712504696
>>712484986
There's a map mode that presents the top level nation including the HRE so your little shitfit was all for naught!!!! LOL!!!!!
Anonymous No.712485135 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
>>712480385
Gurgan
the Illkhanate will be restored, and the Borjigin will reign
Anonymous No.712485367 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Probably France.
Anonymous No.712485439 [Report]
>>712480385
Byzantium duh.
Anonymous No.712485591 [Report]
Probably milan or Venice, unify Italy then going after the great powers is always good fun
Anonymous No.712485801 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Tutorialtugal because colonialism is fun and I generally prefer passive play in EU games. Maybe France for game 2.
But first I'm playing Byz with the console open.
Anonymous No.712485886 [Report]
>>712482165
That would be nice but it's not true.
>>712482330
It's a bad game!
Anonymous No.712485996 [Report] >>712486420
>>712482330
My main issue with Vic 3 is the lack of flavor
Playing France or playing Japan or Ethiopie is always the same thing
Anonymous No.712486009 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
probably aragon or the roman empire
also is there a release date yet? shit's looking neat
Anonymous No.712486249 [Report] >>712488948
>No release date
>No flavour
>Not implementing player feedback from the preview
>Devs are literal BBC cucks that daydream about African male peasants breeding Europen female nobles
Imagine trusting Paradox in 2025.
Couldn't be me.
Anonymous No.712486420 [Report]
>>712485996
Well that's just due to the classic barebones releases from Paradox but yeah I agree it hurts the replayability a lot.
Anonymous No.712486641 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Lübeck.
Anonymous No.712487479 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Oswiecim, of course.
Anonymous No.712487739 [Report]
if it ever gets released this century then fighting off multiple Jihads as Cilicia seems like it would be exciting
Anonymous No.712488929 [Report] >>712491825
>>712480324 (OP)
Milan
Now that pops are in the game I will ethnically cleanse the south
Anonymous No.712488948 [Report] >>712489434 >>712489648
>>712486249
The reason I know you're full of shit is because the past entire year has been nothing but Paradox garnering and responding to feedback. Pretty much everything they do is in a development diary and every single region in the world had its own feedback session on the forums.

They also have given content creators access to early builds to gather feedback as well.
Anonymous No.712488964 [Report]
Papal States, of course.
Anonymous No.712489434 [Report]
>>712488948
He's right about flavor, they never have enough.
Anonymous No.712489648 [Report] >>712490419 >>712490871 >>712491823
>>712488948
Imagine looking at Imperator: Rome, Victoria 3, Crusader Kings 3 and Stellaris 4.0 and posting this shit.
You are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.712490419 [Report] >>712490673 >>712494623
>>712489648
Crusader Kings 3 is very fun and better than 2
Anonymous No.712490673 [Report] >>712491590
>>712490419
How many fart and cuck events did you get today?
Anonymous No.712490871 [Report]
>>712489648
>Imperator
Engoodened.
>Victoria 3 and Crusader Kings 3
Engoodening almost complete.
Anonymous No.712491590 [Report]
>>712490673
Plenty
I will pretend to have farted myself to help the lady out
Anonymous No.712491823 [Report]
>>712489648
We knew Imperator:Rome would be shit from the moment they revealed any info about it because they straight up said it would just be a re-release of EU:Rome, which was a terrible game.
Anonymous No.712491825 [Report]
>>712488929
Knowing paradox, they will probably neuter this option because muh progressive thinking, like they did with Vic 3.
Anonymous No.712494623 [Report]
>>712490419
I want to play again but the dlc is VERY expensive and doesn't go on sale.
Anonymous No.712495056 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
France of course. The way EU is meant to be played, endless war from all sides against all european countries seething over your superiority
Anonymous No.712495402 [Report]
>>712480639
too close to turks
Anonymous No.712495501 [Report] >>712496607
>>712480324 (OP)
>Awful performance
>Only 8 countries with content
>Boring even after 20 DLCs
>Shitty combat
>No actual development whatsoever, you either conquer the hard-coded good provinces or stay a poorfag for the entire run
>Mercator slop
If you played a Parashit "game", you've played all of them
Anonymous No.712496607 [Report] >>712498814
>>712495501
>only 8 countries with content
>shitty combat
>no actual development whatsoever
>mercator slop
Not this time.
Anonymous No.712496616 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Principality of Scheißenhausen
Anonymous No.712498283 [Report]
Have people even seen the developer diaries?
Anonymous No.712498578 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Lithuania then after I learned the game better Circassia. I can't explain it but I have a soft spot for them in EU4 as well, maybe its that one national idea that just says circassian women are hot or that they can become a peasant republic or horde.
Anonymous No.712498814 [Report]
>>712496607
>This time it's different
Yeah, this time it costs $100 +$400 worth of DLCs lol
Anonymous No.712501037 [Report] >>712501315
>>712480324 (OP)
Will Israel be a formable tag?
Anonymous No.712501315 [Report]
>>712501037
It is in eu4 so I don't see why not in eu5, better yet.

>You can literally play a nation that is a collection of banks.
>You can Jew your way to the top of nations through being a loanshark
>You can become the ultimate Kike and just ruin the credit of whichever nation owns Jerusalem and demand they give it to you in payment.

Actually sounds like a fun campaign.
Anonymous No.712501816 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Arborea between a rock and a hard place, hope you can save Marianus the great and avoid the tart.
Anonymous No.712502015 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Eastern Romans
Anonymous No.712503139 [Report]
>>712480385
i wonder how is eu5 going to show byzantine/chinese decline
iirc yuan is supposed to be on the verge of collapse too
Anonymous No.712503578 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Oman.
Ibadi supremacy.
Anonymous No.712503903 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Wallachia
Anonymous No.712504539 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Brittany; I'll recreate the Angevin Empire, and make it Celtic
Anonymous No.712504696 [Report] >>712507827
>>712485108
Then fucking post it
Anonymous No.712506769 [Report]
>>712480324 (OP)
Aragon and unite Occitania.
Anonymous No.712507827 [Report]
>>712504696
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE FORUMS OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH