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Anonymous No.712481241 >>712481671 >>712481903 >>712482202 >>712482441 >>712482480 >>712482569 >>712483078 >>712483278 >>712483416 >>712484446 >>712484518 >>712484642 >>712484708 >>712485478 >>712485665 >>712485702 >>712485724 >>712486316 >>712487001 >>712487268 >>712487894 >>712488380 >>712488506 >>712488584 >>712488886 >>712490749 >>712491252 >>712492565 >>712493879 >>712496012 >>712496937 >>712497306 >>712498354 >>712498383 >>712498469 >>712501471 >>712502029 >>712504128 >>712509554 >>712509718 >>712511829
God, I fucking miss E3
All this "Summer Games Fest" did was remind me how much better E3 and gaming as a whole was back in the day
Anonymous No.712481510 >>712482054 >>712482435 >>712483446 >>712484432 >>712509406 >>712511865
without geoff we would have nothing
Anonymous No.712481657
It's still the same shit, Geoff just usurped the ESA and took its place.
Anonymous No.712481667 >>712506731
SGF is about as embarrassing as your average E3 show, same goes for TGA. Nothing changed beyond the density of game announcements.

Anyways go play in traffic, synth. Nobody likes your gay YouTube channel
Anonymous No.712481671
>>712481241 (OP)
synthetic man takes 4chan a little too seriously desu
I thought some of the games looked pretty good anyway.
Anonymous No.712481903 >>712483534 >>712485639 >>712506661
>>712481241 (OP)
shitthetic tran... you got filtered by gradius
Anonymous No.712482002 >>712482568 >>712485528 >>712485534 >>712491179 >>712497881 >>712505757
>even the kiwitrannies are starting to question shitthetic tran over the Gradius situation
lol!
Anonymous No.712482054
>>712481510
>Dewrito caked hands typed this post.
Anonymous No.712482110 >>712482417 >>712485534 >>712486950 >>712488976 >>712497881 >>712498661 >>712504907
Anonymous No.712482170 >>712487648
Explain why blatant e-celeb threads like this are allowed on here.

Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't close and hide this thread btw
No immunity dog/cat/whatever will save you from this fate
Anonymous No.712482186 >>712482462 >>712484903 >>712486015 >>712487464 >>712494673
How can anybody stand this nigga's videos? I got his channel recommended when all the suicide squad shit was going down and all of his other videos, thumbnails and titles follow the same pattern. "Gaming is dead" "ubisoft is done for" "everything is shit". I come from the same camp as this nigga but he just seems to check all the boxes for making the most formulaic content for his fan base
Anonymous No.712482202
>>712481241 (OP)
>that name
>that thumbnail
>the length
Does he also have a weasely voice?
Anonymous No.712482256 >>712482647
I wonder how many of these threads are made by manchildren too dumb to realize that they just outgrew gaming
Anonymous No.712482268
Saying how good old games are isn't impressive or deep, his takes are incredibly basic and milk toast.
Also he is depressed as hell so he can't enjoy anything that doesn't remind him of his comfort shit (bing bing wahoo)
Anonymous No.712482280
Anyone have a link to his mindseye live stream? Its not on his live page so its unlisted.
Anonymous No.712482346 >>712482608
E3 was dogshit in the years coming up to its death, would be worse than SGF if it continued
Anonymous No.712482356
Wow, that's a lot of people shitting on synthetic fag in this thread. I was already a bit apprehensive about all of the futa stuff and thought that maybe it was just a joke, but you guys convinced me. I just removed my subscription from his youtube channel.
Anonymous No.712482417
>>712482110
Based
Anonymous No.712482426
this guy was already annoying, dysgenic, and said nothing some other critical drinker esque normalfag reviewer hadn't said before - but wow, i only just found out last thread he's also a faggot
what is wrong with you retards? can't you keep your fucking shit together? we don't need faggots in the bigot club. seriously. jerking off to futa/trap porn, purposely talking about it with your parasocial chat, and then turning around tickling at the jew question and hinting you may be a little racist toward le poo poo people... it's embarrassing. you're the kind of "people" we hate, shitthetic
Anonymous No.712482435
>>712481510
Maybe nothing is better than a former games journo/biased industry cuck.
Anonymous No.712482441
>>712481241 (OP)
This guy sucks. You might as well read a /v/ thread because that is how he acts. He has no original opinion. He just uses the word "slop" 10,000 times and plays obviously bad games starring brown people and complains about it even though the games already flopped and no one cares about them.
Anonymous No.712482462 >>712482538 >>712482585 >>712484572
>>712482186
Because he says things they agree with and keeps the burner on for boiling pot of misery.

It’s the same reason why dogshit channels like Critical Drinker get popular. None of them have anything meaningful to say beyond whining about big-budget productions for the lowest common denominator and somehow spinning that as reflective of the whole. It’s an embarassing charade for manchildren
Anonymous No.712482480
>>712481241 (OP)
Buy an ad homo
Anonymous No.712482507
I just closed out his latest stream where he shat on Zelda 2. Guess he's just the same as all the other normalfaggots, isn't he? I'm really disappointed. I bet that webm of him sucking on a dildo is real now that I've seen him sunk so low as to piss on such excellent games.
Anonymous No.712482538 >>712482593 >>712483316 >>712483734 >>712485265 >>712487219 >>712487646 >>712487909 >>712489767 >>712490126 >>712494602 >>712496956 >>712498308 >>712510445
>>712482462
name a good channel, bet you can't
Anonymous No.712482568
>>712482002
tldr pls
Anonymous No.712482569
>>712481241 (OP)
The show was fine. No idea what you faggots are crying about. We had tons of slop back in the E3 days. We just didn't have a word for it.
Anonymous No.712482585 >>712498171
>>712482462
That's genuinely depressing, i think the incel/chud archetype is just a meme, but this fag ticks all the boxes, i genuinely wonder if he's just a redditor pretending to be a stereotypical nu/v/irgin to make a quick buck
Anonymous No.712482593
>>712482538
Electric Underground
Anonymous No.712482608
>>712482346
This. SGF at least cuts down on the filler compared to those long ass E3 presentations. The games are still shit though
Anonymous No.712482647
>>712482256
Pretty sure this thread is made by the retard who made the video this thread is advertising.
Anonymous No.712482680
>AHHH GRADIUS IS TOO HARD SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
Imagine how assblasted this fag would be if he had to play a real hard game like Gradius 3. Lol.
Anonymous No.712482734 >>712482851 >>712482853 >>712484763 >>712485703 >>712485878 >>712485991 >>712486015 >>712486081 >>712486192 >>712486228 >>712486326 >>712489765 >>712491437 >>712502278 >>712502375 >>712512287 >>712513327 >>712514585
Why does nu-/v/ hate Synth? He's quite literally /ourguy/

I fucking hate what this site has become.
Anonymous No.712482765
I'm tired of these basedlennials pretended to be enlightened and all elitist about playing ps2 games. No, you're not better than normalfags just because you have an ounce of taste. You're a failed normalfag who gets filtered by entry shmups like gradius 1 lmao
Anonymous No.712482803
I dont get why he pretends to be a millenial when he is clearly a zoomer.
Anonymous No.712482851 >>712486669
>>712482734
>jerks off to futanari porn
>jerks off to femboy porn
>>>>>>>>ourguy
Anonymous No.712482853
>>712482734
Ecelebs will never fit in newfag
Anonymous No.712482945
When he said that the stopwatch was the best weapon in Castlevania 1. No it's fucking not. It doesn't even freeze most bosses. The cross is the best, especially with the II or III blocks. Not that he would know about them though. He didn't break any of the walls so he never got to see them. What a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.712483020 >>712483060
He implies in the video he wont be doing video game videos anymore as he has lost interest in games.
Anonymous No.712483060
>>712483020
That was obvious when he never played or reviewed E33
Anonymous No.712483078
>>712481241 (OP)
Because Geoff is corporate soulless slop incarnate and we're supposed to somehow be grateful for that
Anonymous No.712483148 >>712483202 >>712483254 >>712485356 >>712502445
>I fucking hate syntheticman!!!
>Let me sit in these threads and keep bumping them infinitely so he can keep living in my head rent AND get more attention for it

He's unironically smarter than you
Anonymous No.712483168
>promises he'll play ng2 nes
>promises he'll play cv3 nes again
>promises he'll play more 1991 games
>never does any of those things
Shitthetic tran... what happened?
Anonymous No.712483182 >>712483380 >>712485030 >>712486693
This image got people irrationally angry when I made it but it gets more true by the month
Anonymous No.712483202
>>712483148
>Defending an eceleb for free
That's so fucking low
Anonymous No.712483254
>>712483148
>NOOOOOO STOP EXPOSING ME AS A FAKE GAMER RETARD WHO JERKS OFF TO GAY PEDOPHILE AND HERMAPHRODITE PORN NOOOOOOOO
Shitthetic tran... this isn't working
Anonymous No.712483278
>>712481241 (OP)
E3 was exactly like this though. a lot of filler and like one or two reveals people remember.
Anonymous No.712483286 >>712483348
I'm pretty sure he just plays an incel character on video and is actually a normie off camera.
Anonymous No.712483316 >>712497501 >>712498761 >>712501039 >>712509105 >>712509184
>>712482538
Just gonna go through some of my subscriptions:
>Oki’s Weird Stories
>Tamers12345 (before he started making ponyshit)
>Bernievidz
>A Fox In Space
>Blue Stigma
>EmpLemon (only his main channel, his second one is just whiny bullshit)
>Defunctland
>Louis Rossmann
Most of these guys take like a year to put out new videos but they’re always entertaining and/or informative
Anonymous No.712483348 >>712483496
>>712483286
>I was only PRETENDING to be a unsociable incel loner.... TRUST ME
shitthetic tran.....
Anonymous No.712483362
>GEOFF SHOWS SUCKS! WHERE IS KH4 TRAILER!

why is this geoffs fault and not the game developers. he is just given trailers
Anonymous No.712483380
>>712483182
Remember when games had actual art direction?
Anonymous No.712483416
>>712481241 (OP)
Synth when Spyro 4
Anonymous No.712483446 >>712483927
>>712481510
Or the studios can directly present their games to their audience via YouTube kinda like they're already doing now.
Anonymous No.712483450
I was never subbed to begin with, just checked some videos here and there in Incognito months when he first blew up. As I said in another thread a week ago I'm fine with him being 100% negative on shit that deserves to be negative, what's a shame is that he doesn't produce any other content. I don't need to be told or watch a 20 minute video on how Veilguard or the SH2 demake suck, I can see that shit myself. I'd respect it more if besides the easy videos shitting on bad games he'd also do retrospectives on games he *does* enjoy. Even if it's just half an hour of him praising some PS2 game he grew up with or something. Show the positive scale so then then complaining about the negative one has more weight, else you're no different than some Twitter 'tard raging all the time.
Anonymous No.712483496
>>712483348
I'm just saying it as he comes across so exaggerated that it cant be genuine
Anonymous No.712483534 >>712484380
>>712481903
Hey Anon, I was pretty curious so I looked it up and found where he got filtered by Gradius:
https://youtu.be/M0gEb2g-ru4?t=4292
>this game is fucking hard as fuck
>god damn dude... this is the first 5 minutes of the game you're seeing on screen
>I started cheating like a motherfucker
>this is such a clusterfuck
>if you want to play this, just cheat until you win
Pretty embarrassing. Gradius is one of the easiest games ever made. I beat it when I was 6 years old.
Anonymous No.712483618 >>712505529
>/v/ finally realizes this man is retarded
>it's because of fucking gradius
I'm just wondering how you fuckers didn't realize sooner
Anonymous No.712483678
He's a ps2 zoomer. He cant handle old games.
Anonymous No.712483718 >>712483787
Synth is just a fucking normie pretending to be based and redpilled.
His personality, opinions, personal taste are surface tier. There's nothing that stands out about him. He's boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.712483734 >>712485470 >>712497501
>>712482538
World War 2 In Real Time
Mark Felton Productions
Sidetrack Adventures
Townsends
Tasting History
Strafefox
Solo Travel Japan
Anton Petrov
PBS Spacetime
Dave's Archives
Chilling Scares
Nexpo
Japan Eat
Arnie Tex
Cowboy Kent Rollins
War Stories
Tod's Workshop

I can actually go on for a while but why don't YOU name some now, or do you only consume wanna be eceleb 4chan garbage for imbeciles?
Anonymous No.712483787 >>712483867
>>712483718
They're not though. He's actually genuinely a mentally ill virgin who lives with his mom and hates everything about modern basedciety
Anonymous No.712483813
Frankly, it was the incredibly slow pace that he has in playing retro games for his podcast.
He put out the 26th episode a couple days ago, and he started on 1985, with the goal from the start being a year for each episode.
You'd think he'd be on 2011 by now, right? No. He skipped out on playing them for a bunch of episodes, and had to extend some into two-parters because he could only bare himself to play 1 game for certain episodes. He's on fucking 1991 - 20 years behind - what an embarrassment!
Honestly, it really shouldn't take that much time. The whole purpose isn't even a formal review, just a quick half-an-hour-long check for each game to see if its worth recommending to his retarded viewers. In some cases, he only played the games in question for 10 minutes before deciding that it was shit.
So yeah, that's why I unsubscribed.
Anonymous No.712483867 >>712483995
>>712483787
I'd hate the world too if I still lived at home with mommy lmao
Anonymous No.712483870
someone actually made a video equivalent of

>game
shit
>game
shit
>game
shit

for the entire summerfest
Anonymous No.712483895
>GRADIUS IS SHIT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FUTA PORN IN IT
I lost all respect for him in this moment.
Anonymous No.712483927
>>712483446
this just makes devs lazy. thats why e3 died
devs no longer have pressure to finish their games
Anonymous No.712483995 >>712484074 >>712484195 >>712502587
>>712483867
>saving money and living with your family is bad
>you must spend $2000 a month to live in a shoebox by yourself goy
Anonymous No.712484021
>plays a game for less than an hour
>gets filtered
>puts it in "shit" tier on a list
This pisses me off so hard. Imagine being a fucking ps2 millennial faggot like this and thinking your opinion on a game that you played for 30 minutes is worthwhile or useful in any way at all
Anonymous No.712484074
>>712483995
>saving money
yeah man I'm sure that's what he's doing it has nothing to do with being a retarded NEET leech LOL
Anonymous No.712484110 >>712484232
>GRADIUS? ITS FUCKING SHIT
>GAY TRANNY LATINX INDIESLOP??? KINO! GAME OF THE YEAR!
I removed my subscription from his youtube channel right then and there.
Anonymous No.712484195
>>712483995
If anything, wouldn't that make his outlook on the world better?
He's incredibly lucky to be able to live with his parents, has a massive fan base by any standard, has a ton of free time even with streaming and making videos (the latter of which he basically doesnt even do anymore)
What the hell is this faggot complaining about? He has it good
Anonymous No.712484232
>>712484110
sounds like what I did with Morttransmal after he sucked off Dragon Age Failguard. I thought he was a little too soft on bad games prior, but that let me know nothing he said ever again would be trustworthy.
Anonymous No.712484256
>white text but then RED text
The mark of the pathetic click-chaser. Bonus points of the text is a complete lie as well.
Anonymous No.712484279 >>712484430
I still haven't watched any of his stuff.
I learned about him from threads on here and hit "do not recommend this channel" whenever I actually saw him on YouTube.
The guy seems like a parody of every newfag who found this board after the 2010s.
Anonymous No.712484380
>>712483534
Gradius 1? Seriously? I could beat that game in my sleep when I was 7 years old. They must be putting something in the water nowadays to make such weak faggots that can't even beat Gradius 1 kek.
Anonymous No.712484430
>>712484279
Same. I already get enough of the "every game is slop" from /v/, why do i need to watch a youtuber about the same thing?
Anonymous No.712484432
>>712481510
sometimes dead is better.
Anonymous No.712484446
>>712481241 (OP)
KEEP SUCKING IT
Anonymous No.712484464
Isn't this the guy who only likes old PS2 crap and Nintendo? He can't play hard games because his childhood games were things like Spyro, Kirby, and Ratchet and Clank
Anonymous No.712484518
>>712481241 (OP)
Covid was just a scapegoat to not having these live event shows anymore, because they know they'd be booed out of the building.
Anonymous No.712484572
>>712482462
t. butthurt shill
Anonymous No.712484642
>>712481241 (OP)
>dysgenic man
Ban e-retard threads
Anonymous No.712484708 >>712485020
>>712481241 (OP)
I just watched a little bit of this, this guy is trying too hard to be edgy. he’s not even criticizing the games half the time, just attacking the people on screen. it makes him lose credibility when he calls someone a flat hag
Anonymous No.712484763 >>712498171
>>712482734
He's a polbrained retard with 0 critical thought when it comes to video game design, pandering to even bigger retards by shitting on optics.
Anonymous No.712484903
>>712482186
/vpol/ loves him because he regurgitates the opinions they were told to have. The kiwitrannies only hate him because they found something to latch onto while stalking him. Smart people think he's a retard because he's a /vpol/ cuck with nothing of worth to provide the world, yet /v/ keeps getting spammed with ads for him.
Anonymous No.712485020
>>712484708
Yes I thought he was a bit hard on that bong woman for no reason
Anonymous No.712485030
>>712483182
>16 different games
>all look like different games
What point are you trying to make here?
Anonymous No.712485061 >>712486127
Every other based streamer out there actually has a life, this guy's just a loser who blames him being a loser on his parents, who have done nothing his entire life but support him
Anonymous No.712485265
>>712482538
Karl Rock
Anonymous No.712485356 >>712485597
>>712483148
Didn't he admit he did poorly in school because he was depressed?
Anonymous No.712485404
Everyone knows all the actual games are at the future games show and PC gaming show now
Anonymous No.712485470 >>712497501
>>712483734
Good taste. Literally
Anonymous No.712485478
>>712481241 (OP)
>Synthetic Faggot
Anonymous No.712485493
>Synthetic Man
This is an AndyPants board.
Anonymous No.712485528
>>712482002
I have a confession to make...

I was inspired to try the game because of the meme so I bought it on PS5, and I keep getting killed by the two volcanos...

Am I "cooked chat"?
Anonymous No.712485534 >>712485643 >>712488976 >>712494445
>>712482110
>>712482002
This bitter Seethe is even more cringe than youtubers themselves

Basedjaks, kiwi, sharty and their drone users should be banned from here, nobody over 18 posts there
Anonymous No.712485579
Gradius V is my favorite
Anonymous No.712485593
>Thinks the protagonist in Baby Steps is a basedboy
It literally could be him
Anonymous No.712485597 >>712485734 >>712485830
>>712485356
That makes me hate him more. I'm tired of hearing people blame their own laziness on depression.

>"Oh, I'm a little sad, guess I'll just fuck up my whole life then by doing poorly at the thing that will have a huge impact on what opportunities are available to me later in life."

Like, shut the fuck up and do your homework, faggot.
Anonymous No.712485639
>>712481903
Oh, that's who you've been referring to in your ritualposts. Maybe you should stop watching these dumb fuck content creators and play games.
Anonymous No.712485643 >>712485819 >>712488976 >>712494445
>>712485534
Kiwi is a literal safe space for people obsessed with ecelebs aka trannies
Anonymous No.712485665
>>712481241 (OP)
>literally who
kill yourself lol
Anonymous No.712485702
>>712481241 (OP)
Isn't this the dildo guy?
Anonymous No.712485703
>>712482734
He's a nazi
Anonymous No.712485724
>>712481241 (OP)
Oh yes, me too I miss the 1-hour game presentations separated by 5 hours of game journalists sucking game dev and CEO dick with some DEI advertisements sprinkled on top
Anonymous No.712485734
>>712485597
Can't. He had Spyro porn to goon to
Anonymous No.712485819 >>712485964
>>712485643
So why don't these eceleb obsessed fags go there and stay there?
Anonymous No.712485830
>>712485597
He blames his life failure on his mom too despite her letting him life with her. He's an incel freak.
Anonymous No.712485878
>>712482734
>He's quite literally /ourguy/
no he's just acts like the strawman other sites think 4chan is
Anonymous No.712485964
>>712485819
I wish they would. But /v/ is a zoomer board now and all they care about is esports/YouTube/twitch drama, gooning and basedjaks
Anonymous No.712485991 >>712486148
>>712482734
>patreon on gay furry VNs
unironically pure /v/ sovl.......
i clicked on this because i actually do miss the E3 threads on /v/ but as usual it's just an ad for some nigger on youtube or twitter
Anonymous No.712486015 >>712486441 >>712498164 >>712498171 >>712498413
>>712482186
My initial exposure to him came from his Spider-Man 2 review. I was about 3/4 of the way through with that game and enjoyed it to an extent, so I was curious why he claimed it was terrible and put on his review. Flags went up as soon as he used literal memes and chan terms in his script, but I figured β€œwhatever” and kept it on. Halfway through the video he had discussed Peter having a reduced role, Miles being annoying, Miles’s deaf girlfriend being woke, Mary Jane being woke, some of the side missions being woke, a gay character, and Kraven having a dumb design. β€œWait one minute”, I thought to myself, β€œhe hasn’t touched on any of the issues with bugs, or performance problems, or Venom being rewritten. He hasn’t mentioned the swinging physics changes, the new combat mechanics, the symbiote mechanics, the new web gliding, or anything else.”
Then I realized he wasn’t going to ever bring those up, because he’s not interested in actually reviewing a game. He’s interested in pushing propaganda and providing (I use this term loosely) β€œcommentary” to idiots like >>712482734
Anonymous No.712486081
>>712482734
parroting the opinions of this shithole 1:1 is not a positive trait, it just shows that someone is pandering to you without proper opinions of their own.
Anonymous No.712486127 >>712486356
>>712485061
Wow what an asshole, his parents seem cool and supportive and all he can be is a bitter asshole to them.
Anonymous No.712486148
>>712485991
The OP is right, e3 had sovl, these presentations now are just boring
Anonymous No.712486192
>>712482734
He simps for an e-whore, he always whines about his life and mom, and he parrots the opinions of this board (notoriously shit)
Anonymous No.712486228
>>712482734
I have no interest in watching a video that got it scripts from a /v/ thread.
>slop slop woke slop woke dei woke slop slop woke dei dei dei woke slop slop dei woke slop
I hate that shit too, I don't need a 30 minute video that exclusively repeats this.
Anonymous No.712486316
>>712481241 (OP)
If you unironically feel like SyntheticMeme you need to get a new hobby. I’m not being facetious you’ve hit a level of burnout that isn’t healthy
Anonymous No.712486326 >>712486441 >>712486497 >>712487234 >>712498171 >>712511349
>>712482734
his β€œcritique” of games is centered around wokeness and DEI. would you watch him to see if a game is bug free, has good level design, sound, gameplay, meaningful choices, endgame, or anything that actually matters? no, because he glosses over that. he is an awful reviewer.

the fact that you retards like him explains why this board is so shit
Anonymous No.712486356
>>712486127
That's what losers do. They blame everyone else but themselves for their situation. That's why they are losers. They can't take personal responsibility.
Anonymous No.712486441 >>712497083 >>712498518
>>712486015
>>712486326
Based
Anonymous No.712486497 >>712486696
>>712486326
Most normal people simply have antiwoke fatigue
Anonymous No.712486587
If you know or care about this fag beyond his videos, and especially if you know about his real life or what he's like as a person you need to get off /v/ and kys. Fucking e-celeb threads are cancer, it's /vt/ behavior
Anonymous No.712486669 >>712486708
>>712482851
Those are the only two aspects we respect around here
Anonymous No.712486693
>>712483182
I miss art direction; more modern devs should do it like Deep Rock Galactic, leaning heavily into the artstyle.
Anonymous No.712486696
>>712486497
you can have antiwoke fatigue and not subject yourself to the inane ramblings of a failed normalfag
Anonymous No.712486708
>>712486669
Speak for yourself, faggot.
Anonymous No.712486821
It's truly pathetic that you spam your videos on a daily basis in the era where retards will click on literally any clickbait doomer shit, and you still can't get any actual views on your channel.
Please consider suicide ASAP.
Anonymous No.712486891
Reminder that Kiwifarms turned on Synth because he outed himself as a pedo
https://youtu.be/wZg3cJ9U9cQ?si=hh4lnSROLzw558Yd
Anonymous No.712486950 >>712488976 >>712497930
>>712482110
lmao this dudes a third worlder who stopped posting 8 hour youtuber rants and parroting their opinions (he doesn't play games) on /v/ because his favela era computer literally doesn't support browsers that work with cloudflare
i used to browse kiwi while 4chan was down and this retarded would pop into basically every thread in their gaming subforum, loudly screeching his opinion about them while making it clear that he has never actually played them
Anonymous No.712486982 >>712487048
I search Synthetic Man by upload date on YouTube everyday to see if anyone made a video on him. Am I parasocial?
Anonymous No.712487001
>>712481241 (OP)
This guy is a rage baiter
Anonymous No.712487048
>>712486982
if you have to ask…
Anonymous No.712487149
I think people are fighting the wrong person when it comes to Synth. He’s just a slave to his fanbase, and his fanbase is filled with genuine psychos
Anonymous No.712487219 >>712487267 >>712509321 >>712511092
>>712482538
I lov me some Defunctland
Anonymous No.712487234 >>712487524 >>712488046 >>712498171 >>712511349
>>712486326
This.

Actually finding good, intelligent critique of a video game is rare as fuck, and Synth is either unwilling or unable to dissect games with a critical lens.

Some of my favorite games still have a bit of faggotry in them (Divinity 2: Original Sin, and Fire Emblem: Fates), but the overall presentation of the game, its characters, gameplay, how it handles themes and stories, they more than make up for the gay shit that is there. To say an entire fucking game is bad because of certain pandering bits is a dangerous idea.
Anonymous No.712487267 >>712488097 >>712509321
>>712487219
>but then.............something RACIST happened......oh my lord.........
Anonymous No.712487268
>>712481241 (OP)
you hated E3 back then too
Anonymous No.712487450
>says "I hate black people!"
>trannies a-log his entire life even as ghosts
Anonymous No.712487464 >>712496919
>>712482186
Just like "michael does life" they are rage channels, they pretend to hate everything and there are people that actually think like that and watch the stuff
Anonymous No.712487524
>>712487234
>Divinity 2: Original Sin
I need to ask, without a single shred of shitpostery for once in 4chans lifecycle, how?
The armor system in that game might just be flat out one of the worst in an RPG I've seen for a very very very long time.
Anonymous No.712487541
>about big-budget productions for the lowest common denominator and somehow spinning that as reflective of the whole
how would that not be representative of the whole?
Anonymous No.712487646
>>712482538
That old guy that shows off guns and shoots them
Anonymous No.712487648
>>712482170
Thoughbeit the dog image always includes protection from this, you fucking NIGGER. Also E-celeb threads are funny
Anonymous No.712487729 >>712489101
I miss E3 and all the great highs and lows we had because companies had to actually try
Anonymous No.712487735 >>712496998
Between Millennials and Gen Z, who are the ones actually still playing video games?
Anonymous No.712487894 >>712512014
>>712481241 (OP)
>unironic nostalgia for E3
E3 was never good for anything besides the overwhelming corporate cringe they'd manage to squeeze in every year.

Summer Games Fest basically is all of the good parts of E3, the reveal trailers, with minimal of the filler. I really don't get the problem outside of you not liking the specific games shown.
Anonymous No.712487909 >>712488089
>>712482538
WorthABuy
Anonymous No.712488046
>>712487234
>Favorite games
>Fire Emblem: Fates
This board…
Anonymous No.712488089 >>712488303
>>712487909
I thought /v/ hates him now because he doesn’t hate black people enough?
Anonymous No.712488097 >>712488330 >>712509321
>>712487267
his old disney vids are so good, not sure about the new stuff
Anonymous No.712488303
>>712488089
People sperged out on him because he didn't roast KCD2 like they wanted but he's still the only reviewer I trust even a little bit. He has some scuffed opinions but you'll never agree with anyone all the time.
Anonymous No.712488330 >>712509321
>>712488097
They are still fine IMO I just find it funny how he cant help himself he HAS to mention how racist anything that its a stereotype even slightly is or anything that involves another race that isnt white if its not about fellating it, he MUST insert his opinion on this topic, in every single new video.
Anonymous No.712488380
>>712481241 (OP)
Unreal/AAA slop killed gaming.
Anonymous No.712488506
>>712481241 (OP)
SGF was significantly better than most of the later E3s and basically everything made inbetween.
Fuck skits. Fuck no booth babes. Fuck journohomos.
Anonymous No.712488584 >>712489086
>>712481241 (OP)
>gaming as a whole was back in the day
The 360/PS3 era was the absolute rock bottom for gaming and it couldn't get that bad ever again if we tried
Anonymous No.712488886
>>712481241 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
Anonymous No.712488976 >>712494445 >>712509464
>>712485534
>>712485643
Kiwifarms is Reddit but you can say nigger.
>>712482110
>>712486950
lmao at this retard posting walls of text seething at Synthetic Man and "cuckchan" like a scorn lover.
These niggers are so obsessed they have three threads on him and his viewers.
Anonymous No.712489086
>>712488584
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.712489101
>>712487729
I searched for the last E3 /v/ collage image for like 10 minutes and couldn't find it, fuck me and my stupid unorganized folder.
Anonymous No.712489765
>>712482734
>/ourguy/
I am not remotely that pathetic
Anonymous No.712489767
>>712482538
I can't, everything on YouTube is dogshit and it should all be purged like a dog with rabies.
Anonymous No.712490126 >>712491713
>>712482538
These are certified 4chan adjascent
ssethtzeentach
runningshine
mandaloregaming
warlockracy
ymfah


midwit redditor newfags recommend shit like syntheticman, pyrocynical, and that red and black cartoon faggot I see constantly.
Anonymous No.712490749 >>712491353
>>712481241 (OP)
Enough with the fucking cynicism
Anonymous No.712491179
>>712482002
>words words words
the left can't meme
Anonymous No.712491252
>>712481241 (OP)
E3 sucked big balls you just have nostalgia glasses
Anonymous No.712491353
>>712490749
this, there were some good games shown, if you couldnt find anything worth playing you probably need a new hobby
Anonymous No.712491437
>>712482734
He used to be alright when he first started but now he's just a ragebaiting retard. The only good thing about him is he makes shitlibs seethe.
Anonymous No.712491713 >>712494053
>>712490126
>talks about newfags
>recommends the most newfag youtubers
Anonymous No.712492125
Post pics of his mom
Anonymous No.712492565
>>712481241 (OP)
SGF sucked outside of Scott Pilgrim EX being announced and Mina the Hollower getting its release date and demo.
But the other showcases were decent. The State of Play was great and the Xbox one was ok.
Anonymous No.712493879
>>712481241 (OP)
E3 would have the same shitty games at it the reason it died was because sony, xbox, nintendo didnt have shit to show on the date so they didnt go to it
Anonymous No.712494053 >>712494160
>>712491713
I Always hear the most senseless meaningless replies by seething trannies when I bring these names up.

ya ok they're newfag youtubers, whatever the fuck that means nigger.
Anonymous No.712494083 >>712494373
Gaming gets better every year for people who actually play games.
Anonymous No.712494160 >>712494272
>>712494053
>You disagree? YOU'RE A TRANNY
yeah as expected of a newfag really
Anonymous No.712494272 >>712494380
>>712494160
>2016 fag pulling the oldfag card
I know you don't remember winterbowl
Anonymous No.712494373 >>712495059 >>712496776
>>712494083
i disagree, things like how rockstar / bethesda and other big studios release 1 new game every 10 years where as in the past they released them every 2-3 at most
the bloat has ruined generations, and we have no new games. entire xbox presentation was sequels to slop we already got
Anonymous No.712494380
>>712494272
Yeah I don't also I started posting in 2025 blud
Anonymous No.712494437
"everything sucks gaming is dead fuck video games all new games suck everything is shit" is the most /v/-core thing and literally the only thing that is truly /v/ culture
and it's awful
Anonymous No.712494445
>>712488976
>Kiwifarms is Reddit but you can say nigger.
>>712485643
>Kiwi is a literal safe space for people obsessed with ecelebs aka trannies
>>712485534
Its ran by an autistic manchild who insists on archiving illegal animal rape videos:

https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/zoosadist-content-hosted-on-kiwi-farms.4459/
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/null-openly-engaging-in-cow-tipping.4550/
Anonymous No.712494602
>>712482538
I like boomer channels like SegaLordX and N64GlennPlant
Give me a 50 year old reliving the nineties over some faggot making rant videos about whatever the current FOTM game is any day
Anonymous No.712494673
>>712482186
I agree with everything you just said simply because you type like you have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. I've never watched any of his videos but I concur, fuck that "nigga" you are indeed "spitting nun but facts"
Anonymous No.712495059
>>712494373
>we have no new games
As someone who seems to only care about AAAA games you're not really someone who actively plays vidya. Also what is wrong with a sequel if it's a good game? Your mind is so fogged up with buzzwords and 4chan hivemind you can't even see the quality in front of you.

We're have the year in and I've already enjoyed and completed 16 games.
Anonymous No.712496012
>>712481241 (OP)
bro e3 hasnt been good since like 2013
Anonymous No.712496776
>>712494373
>entire xbox presentation was sequels to slop we already got
The highlight of the xbox conference was inxile's original IP, not a sequel.
Anonymous No.712496919
>>712487464
Michael is kino tho
Anonymous No.712496937 >>712497217
>>712481241 (OP)
>God, I fucking miss E3
Why?
Anonymous No.712496956
>>712482538
Running Shine
Anonymous No.712496998
>>712487735
Gen Z here. I'm playing through hundred line and I can see my peers playing deltarune and cyberpunk 2077. Idk what the millennials are doing tho.
Anonymous No.712497083
>>712486441
Retarded samefag.
Anonymous No.712497217
>>712496937
It's just a shill post for his YouTube page. He won't answer it.
Anonymous No.712497306
>>712481241 (OP)
Hey it’s the deepthroat guy lol
Anonymous No.712497356
>All he can think about with Stranger Than Heaven is politics
>Implying a Japanese studio isn't going to do the standard WWII sob story
Anonymous No.712497359
HE IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW! EVERYONE DONATE!
Anonymous No.712497501
>>712483316
>>712483734
Jfc you're a pathetic and npc, lmao.
>>712485470
And you're a pathetic samefaggot.
Anonymous No.712497742
Will vidya ever be good again?
Anonymous No.712497881
>>712482110
>>712482002
There's genuinely nothing more pathetic that a kiwifarm user. I have more respect for trannies and crackheads.
Anonymous No.712497930
>>712486950
the nintendo switch 2 thread on the gaming subforum there is more retarded than anything I've seen shitposters here push.
Like actual lolcow levels of autistic bullshit.
Anonymous No.712498062 >>712498334
>watch the video
>he literally says he doesn't care about games anymore and he's losing passion for this channel
Shitthetic tran, I just..... I......
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.712498164
>>712486015
Spiderman 2 was absolute dogshit the whole sweetbaby debacle didn't tip you off?
Anonymous No.712498171 >>712498372 >>712502661
>>712484763
>>712486015
>>712486326
>>712487234
>>712482585
These are all bot posts, right? You all sound like you're in an echo chamber circlejerking each other. It's embarrassing how pathetic you are.
Go back to red dit, unironically. You insufferable retards.
Anonymous No.712498308
>>712482538
These faggots unironically like maxor and synnyhech or whatever the fuck his name is
Anonymous No.712498334
>>712498062
>doesn't want to play games
>doesn't want to make videos
>that's literally all his fans even want
Shitthetic tran... what the hell are you doing?
Anonymous No.712498354
>>712481241 (OP)
You should hate Nintendo for being directly responsible for killing it then.
Anonymous No.712498372 >>712498632
>>712498171
>see his favorite youtuber being criticized
>runs to his defense
I’m not the bot here you faggot
Anonymous No.712498383
>>712481241 (OP)
>watching synfaggot man unironically
How often do you jerk off to loli porn?
Anonymous No.712498413 >>712509965
>>712486015
>β€œWait one minute”, I thought to myself, β€œhe hasn’t touched on any of the issues with bugs, or performance problems, or Venom being rewritten.
Did you actually try your hardest to sound like an insufferable faggot when you were writing this post?
Also
>noooo he complained about this character being written poorly but he didn't say anything about the character I wanted him to complain about
You sound like a massive retard.
Anonymous No.712498420
Shitthetic tran, I just.... I...... I......!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Anonymous No.712498469 >>712501556
>>712481241 (OP)
>god i miss the cooperate shit show.
Grow the fuck up. You are an adult now. E3 has been dog shit for years. Start a family and grow up.
Anonymous No.712498510
>shitthetic tran is such a retard that even his dumbfuck fans can tell when he's talking out his ass
lol!
Anonymous No.712498515 >>712502480
This board said every single E3 sucked and are now pretending they were awesome
Anonymous No.712498518
>>712486441
>replies to himself
Anonymous No.712498579 >>712498728
>tries so hard to fit in with /v/ instead of trying to become less spergy and connect with more people
>fucks it all up with a podcast
Was it worth it?
Anonymous No.712498632
>>712498372
No you're just a regular faggot so ten times more annoying
Anonymous No.712498661
>>712482110
>wall of text
Anonymous No.712498728 >>712502734
>>712498579
Have you seen what the YouTube gaming landscape looks like? Who the fuck would EVER want to connect with any of them lol?
Anonymous No.712498761
>>712483316
>Oki’s Weird Stories
>paywall videos
fuck off
Anonymous No.712499925
BUMP FOR SYNTHETICGOD
Anonymous No.712500946
it's funny how retards will talk about "demoralization" when the end result of all this "anti-woke" bullshit is increasingly obviously leaving a society as absolutely cucked as russia where they're constantly miserable and never contest any of the horrific shit being done to them but at least they're not woke!!!
Anonymous No.712501039
>>712483316
Tamers is top tier. Battle with the Boys is a genuine masterpiece that I rewatch every so often
Anonymous No.712501102
I generally like Synth's videos. I don't know what this gay drama is about but it sounds gay
Anonymous No.712501471
>>712481241 (OP)
Yeah I miss E3. It was an event we could all rally around and watch together. And it gave you a sense of what all was out there. These days I feel like I'm stumbling around in the dark. Just weird shadowdropped announcements now and then.
Anonymous No.712501556
>>712498469
Fuck off normie vidya hater. What are you even doing here? Shopping for birthday presents?
Anonymous No.712502029 >>712503294
>>712481241 (OP)
I unironically enjoy watching this dude's stuff. Only troons hate him, but they should fuck off to Vinesauce or something.
Anonymous No.712502278
>>712482734
I'm older than synth so I think his core ideal of PS2 shovelware fucking garbage is actually the sort of shit that killed the industry.
Anonymous No.712502375
>>712482734
He is a retard who thinks screaming "woke bad humiliation" ritual at everything is a personality. This is obnoxious because the futa loving faggot doesn't know shit, so he screams that no matter what he's talking about.
When I say "he" I of course mean you. Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.712502445
>>712483148
>>Let me sit in these threads and keep bumping them infinitely so he can keep living in my head rent AND get more attention for it
How did all those hate-watching fans work our for concord? Tell me.
Anonymous No.712502480 >>712502838
>>712498515
All those people are in their late 30svand 40s doing that btw.
Anonymous No.712502587
>>712483995
Yeah it’s called being an adult you fuckin preteen. Try taking a girl back to mommies house and see how impressed she is. Oh but you don’t have to worry about that cause no girl will ever speak to you
Anonymous No.712502661
>>712498171
>you sound like you are in an echo chamber.
Look in the fuckin mirror you dope
Anonymous No.712502734
>>712498728
Sounds like cope for being a failed YouTuber
Anonymous No.712502838
>>712502480
This website is older than you are
Anonymous No.712503294
>>712502029
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A TRANNY
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS DISCORD
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A KIWIFAG
Shitthetic tran.... no one is falling for this
Anonymous No.712503475
e3 was shit when marketers hijacked it.
this exact thing happened to so many "nerd" gatherings. Soulless corporate marketing rats come in, take over, turn everything lame & gay and then everyone starts to bounce because they start realizing soulless corpo marketing events suck cock. Summer Games Fest skipped the nerds coming together and jumped straight to being soulless corpo marketing by Doritos Pope.
Anonymous No.712504128
>>712481241 (OP)
Oh nooooo, a bunch of AAA slop will be sloppier than usual? Oh well...
Anonymous No.712504439 >>712505363
>/v/ couldn't stop crying about E3 every year
>now /v/ can't stop crying E3 is gone
Anonymous No.712504907
>>712482110
>green reddit
Anonymous No.712505363
>>712504439
people weren't crying about E3, they were shitposting about the announcements
Anonymous No.712505529
>>712483618
Uh .....Egad bros? Our response?
Anonymous No.712505757
>>712482002
why are kiwiniggers so obsessed with loli? theyre more rabid than twitter libs
Anonymous No.712506661
>>712481903
I beat this game when I was 6
Anonymous No.712506731
>>712481667
>SGF is about as embarrassing as your average E3 show
Nah, we got E3 cringekino moments. SGF and TGA cringe comes from celebrities who has no idea about what they are talking about. Or some based devs with funny hats making gamer statements.
Anonymous No.712508495 >>712510549
test
Anonymous No.712509105
>>712483316
>defunctland
based theme park history enjoyer
Anonymous No.712509184
>>712483316
Me?
>SteveMRE
>worthikids
That's it. I don't visit YouTube.
Anonymous No.712509321
>>712488330
>>712488097
>>712487267
>>712487219
>tfw watched journey into imagination vid
>tfw we will never have a ride like that again
fuck you iger
Anonymous No.712509406
>>712481510
With him we have less than nothing.
Anonymous No.712509464
>>712488976
>they have three threads on him and his viewers.
lol wow
Anonymous No.712509554
>>712481241 (OP)
Dead?
I've played very good games recently and loved them.
Even bought them instead of joinked.
Not your usual AAA slop thought.
Anonymous No.712509718
>>712481241 (OP)
>God, I fucking miss E3
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8Od_6KnaVM
Anonymous No.712509823
I like how his programming broke with Clair Obscur, so now he pretends this game doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.712509965
>>712498413
>hyper-focused on one negative and not all the other shit I said that would actually be objective criticism
No anon, you’re the retard.
Anonymous No.712510445
>>712482538
Red letter Media
Renn reviews
Anonymous No.712510549
>>712508495
welcome back
Anonymous No.712510638
>depressed faggots with no aspirations thinks video games were better when he was a kid
Color me surprised
Anonymous No.712511092
>>712487219H
WitchTaunter
His Resident Evil retrospective series is pretty great and I like the art he puts into videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnpwoifCQM&t=4727s
he's a brony faggot and draws fetish content on twitter so I wouldn't look into his socials
Anonymous No.712511349 >>712512253
>>712486326
>>712487234
Are you bots? Morons playing telephone with videos you've never watched like most posters do here with games they've never played? I haven't even watched most of his reviews and the idea that he only complains about woke shit is laughably retarded.
Anonymous No.712511829
>>712481241 (OP)
most of what synthetic man says his either being shallow about his criticism of a game. He doesn't go into great detail about why a game is great/bad. And the other shit he just repeats what /v/ says without an original thought. This is evident when 4chan was down for a short period and he struggled to explain shit in his """podcast"""
>the game is slop and I cant articulate my words so I just gonna repeat what /v/ says.
Anonymous No.712511865
>>712481510
for all his bullshit the dorito pope still actually cares about games after all this bullshit
Anonymous No.712511931
Man I sure miss rad boxart like this
Anonymous No.712511998
His critiques are ignoring tier if you remove the talking about woke shit and delusion
Anonymous No.712512014 >>712512194
>>712487894
What's the point if there isn't even any cringe?
Anonymous No.712512194 >>712512243
>>712512014
Video games.
Anonymous No.712512243
>>712512194
Who wants video games? I want cringe!
Anonymous No.712512253
>>712511349
Nice try futa man.
Anonymous No.712512287
>>712482734
I don't really care about him. Tried to watch a few of his videos, but he is just not interesting.
Anonymous No.712513327
>>712482734
>gives every pleb in the empire citizenship
reminder "disdain for plebs" was and mayhap still is a normalfag facebook page and this image's unironic regurgitation by anons is an unfailing sign of mental ineptness. what this site has become indeed
Anonymous No.712514585
>>712482734
>Old v was eceleb stuff
Nigger