She doesn't seem fat enough to me.

>>712483571 (OP)
It's her fat futa cock

Too many stops at McYoshi's
Btw, the new Mario Kart is actually fun? I didn't enjoy 8 all that much but I'm liking the tracks this time.

Muscle is more dense than fat.

Tall mommy

>>712485284
I hear its not bad but not a system seller on its own. Basically getting the it and the switch 2 is more of an investment into later titles that are going to come out for series you enjoy.

>>712488672
Spot on. It's not a game that is defining like BotW, but it's Mario Kart. You're in for a damn fun time.
That said I only bought it now so I would have Mario Kart for a reasonable price. More focused on DK next month, that's where the magic should be.

>Spoiler
My how very based of you

>Canonically weighs as much as some of heavy monsters in the world
Nintendo sure loves this gag as they should

>>712494778
>as some of heavy monsters
ESL babble translator status?

>>712485284
It's really fucking good. Don't let /v/ tell you otherwise.

>>712483571 (OP)
Space mommy, she is like Overwatch Mercy -- people prefer porn with her then appreciate her carrying personality

>>712495034
Pardon, "as much of some of the heavy monsters"
Pedantic grammar asshole-kun

She’s usually presented as far taller than the other girls. Waluigi is all skin and bones but is also said to be a heavyweight.

>>712495692
Same anon, same

Damn, was hoping for a normal Rosie thread

>>712494497
what is that quote even from?
>>712495692
same dude

>>712496004
Sorry mate, it's thursday.

>>712493880
>More focused on DK next month, that's where the magic should be.
DK games have a pretty good track record, so you should be in for a good time.

>>712495175
Not about to, I'm having too much fun
>>712497212
That's what I'm banking on! Game looks like a damn fun time regardless.

>>712493880
>>712497212
At this pont, I've accepted DK is likely going to be my frist "real" Switch 2 game, since I refuse to play Mario Kart for multiple reasons

>>712495175
/v/'s opinion on most things is worthless

>>712497464
Burnt out on it? Its a series I myself lost interest in after 7.

>>712497886
More out of a matter of principles, though now that you mention it, I haven't really played it since 8 first released on the Wii U, and I haven't felt the need to go back to it or the rest of the series sans Double Dash and 64 for childhood nostalgia's sake

Imagine if Rosalina ate your gf so she could be with you, wouldn't that be weird? Hahaha sorry my friend wanted me to post that lol

>>712498595
Me and my friend used to go head to head all the time in Double Dash for the longest time with All cup tour. He usually won but it was a good time. Its been about ten years though since we last played though. I also had a fun time with Wii using the wiiwheel.

>>712498745
Haha...y-yeah...so weird and so is your friend, haha...