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Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:37:39 AM No.712485804 >>712486209 >>712486570 >>712486623 >>712486698 >>712487183 >>712487353 >>712487679 >>712487767 >>712487941 >>712488961 >>712490068 >>712490236 >>712492056
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Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:42:41 AM No.712486209
>>712485804 (OP)
Snoys getting uppity again.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:42:53 AM No.712486225
I agree with the sentiment but it's a bit too exaggerated and different and makes me think its a falseflag
His actual design is soi enough
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:43:57 AM No.712486312 >>712486443
>Donkey Kong Country had a powerful nationalistic message about protecting your territory and resources from invaders. No wonder Nintendo tried its hardest to kill the franchise as soon as they got rid of Rare. I clocked out for good when Jungle Climb had fucking banana aliens.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:45:36 AM No.712486443 >>712486502 >>712486524
>>712486312
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:46:21 AM No.712486502
>>712486443
/v/'s intellectual elite.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:46:38 AM No.712486524
>>712486443
miyamoto
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:47:22 AM No.712486570 >>712487167 >>712489881 >>712490060
>>712485804 (OP)
>MEN MUST NEVER SHOW ANY OTHER EMOTION THAN ANGER. SMILE? THAT'S FOR WOMEN, REAL MEN ONLY FROWN.
>VIOLENCE IS ALSO A CORE PART OF MALE IDENTITY. IF YOU'RE NOT BUTTING HEADS WITH ANOTHER MALE LIKE TWO MOOSE IN RUT THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE MAN
>AND OF COURSE VIOLENCE SHOULD BE THE ONLY WAY MEN GET TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:47:51 AM No.712486623
>>712485804 (OP)
in english, doc
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:47:51 AM No.712486625
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Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:48:53 AM No.712486698 >>712486889 >>712487069 >>712487954
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>>712485804 (OP)
I made Google AI decipher what this means, I think I am making robots insane
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:51:33 AM No.712486889
>>712486698
lol
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:54:11 AM No.712487069
>>712486698
People need to start making those corporate made AI start saying thing like "I hate niggers" and other shit or maximum lulz.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:55:22 AM No.712487167
>>712486570
>gets invaded
>"erm... guys? thats not cool! can you pretty please leave my island? please?"
>"WHAT?! NO I AM NOT A RACIST CHUD! oh no, no, no, no! i dont hate inmigrants! ok, you can stay and plunder my home haha...
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:55:44 AM No.712487183
>>712485804 (OP)
nice gyno
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 12:58:10 AM No.712487353 >>712488885
>>712485804 (OP)
donkey kong was always gay
you’re just trading barafaggotry for twinkfaggotry
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:02:26 AM No.712487679 >>712488812
>>712485804 (OP)
Bananza hate is so forced. Its going to be a great game just like Odyssey
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:03:44 AM No.712487767 >>712489408
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>>712485804 (OP)
DKC was woke though? They had an entire character that was made to make fun of old idiots.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:06:04 AM No.712487941
>>712485804 (OP)
0% chance this was made by a right winger
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:06:11 AM No.712487954 >>712490005
>>712486698
>A.I. describes image accurately and briefly, as intended.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM MAKING A.I. GO.... INSANE!!!!!!!
>AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BILLIONS MUST .... DAI!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:17:46 AM No.712488812 >>712489436 >>712491778 >>712492661 >>712492769
>>712487679
>Bananza hate is so forced. Its going to be a great game just like Odyssey
He's running around a giant gold mine with a sidekick that's a gemstone with a face.
Nothing about this premise says monkey.
Everything about this premise says it started as a Wario World game and they asset flipped it
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:18:51 AM No.712488885 >>712489017
>>712487353
Nu-Kong isn't even a twink, he's pretty much the exact same size.
He literally bulldozes through the ground with his fists, I don't understand the demasculinization claims at all.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:20:06 AM No.712488961 >>712490042
>>712485804 (OP)
I still can't get over how "stupid" was censored and not "shit".
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:20:50 AM No.712489017
>>712488885
idk what the word for soft bara is so I just called him a twink on the fly
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:26:09 AM No.712489408
>>712487767
Poking a little fun at old, cranky people is universal
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:26:29 AM No.712489436 >>712489723
>>712488812
What a bizarre theory. Are you aware of how many mine themed levels there are in DK games?
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:29:55 AM No.712489723 >>712489990
>>712489436
Are you aware of how many kongs there are and they gave us a rock as a sidekick.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:32:06 AM No.712489881
>>712486570
I look like this and say this
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:33:28 AM No.712489990
>>712489723
Remember the leaked artwork from the Nintendo Korea website.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:33:42 AM No.712490005
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>>712487954
Insane bot reply spotted
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:34:22 AM No.712490042
>>712488961
It's making fun of zoomer algospeak.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:34:36 AM No.712490060
>>712486570
>if you think i look annoying, weird, or cringy, that means you must be some type of extremist.

no it means I don't like you
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:34:45 AM No.712490068
>>712485804 (OP)
i bet this made numbers on blue sky
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:37:03 AM No.712490236
>>712485804 (OP)
So nintendies really think sonychads will fall for this bait?
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:38:37 AM No.712490348 >>712490451 >>712490848 >>712491076 >>712491625 >>712491872 >>712492157 >>712492585
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Of all of my 0iq shitpost drawings, I didn't expect this to be the one to get reposted so much
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:40:05 AM No.712490451 >>712490551 >>712492037
>>712490348
Draw more adventures of Wokey Kong, please. It greatly amuses me.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:41:24 AM No.712490551
>>712490451
For sure, but I think I'll wait until the actual game is out.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:45:16 AM No.712490848
>>712490348
Post em, that one is highly amusing.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:47:57 AM No.712491076
>>712490348
The LGBT was a nice touch
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:54:48 AM No.712491625
>>712490348
You are a scholar, anon.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:56:56 AM No.712491778 >>712492036
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>>712488812
>He's running around a giant gold mine with a sidekick that's a gemstone with a face.
thank god they are changing it to a loli
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 1:58:07 AM No.712491872
>>712490348
the collectable letters part is great.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:00:25 AM No.712492036
>>712491778
>said loli instead of child
someone check this guy's hard drive
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:00:25 AM No.712492037
>>712490451
Ah fuck it, I got an idea for one more real simple one
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:00:41 AM No.712492056
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>>712485804 (OP)
FUCK YOU ILLUMINATIONS STUDIOS, FUCK YOU!
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:02:11 AM No.712492157
>>712490348
Non-banary is some top-tier wordplay.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:03:29 AM No.712492265 >>712492320
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>game revolves around Donkey Kong destroying everything with his fists
>erm... actually Donkey Kong is soft now
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:04:31 AM No.712492320 >>712492423
>>712492265
There are nintendo 64 games with more subtle repeated textures than the fur tufts on wokey kong
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:05:48 AM No.712492423 >>712492567
>>712492320
You'll survive
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:07:45 AM No.712492567
>>712492423
Get back to selling game key cards, Bowser
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:07:57 AM No.712492585
>>712490348
It's very 0iq, impressive.
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:08:51 AM No.712492661
>>712488812
>Nothing about this premise says monkey.
They're mining bananas
Anonymous 6/13/2025, 2:10:14 AM No.712492769
>>712488812
>it started as a Wario World game
Yes, Wario World was famously a destructible physics-based mining game.