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Anonymous No.712487935 >>712488184 >>712488301 >>712488394 >>712488423 >>712489215 >>712504709
WTF It was all a dream Onibros?!
Anonymous No.712488042
>worst game
>worst girl
>gets worst ending
fitting
Anonymous No.712488065
Huuaaaaargggghhhhhhh I love Carol!!!
Anonymous No.712488090
What a twist
Anonymous No.712488184 >>712488305
>>712487935 (OP)
Did they finally finish the game
Anonymous No.712488209 >>712489527
you're all going to
hell
Anonymous No.712488239
I want to sleep naked with Carol so bad.
Anonymous No.712488301
>>712487935 (OP)
Anonymous No.712488305
>>712488184
1.0 release in September. We're all gonna make it bros.
Anonymous No.712488394
>>712487935 (OP)
NOOOOO, THE MARSHMALOTT UPDATE! THE 1.0 RELEASE IN SEPTEMBER...
Anonymous No.712488423 >>712488740
>>712487935 (OP)
Pedo spammer.
Grift game
Fantasy game.
Fake game that doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.712488568
I wish I could dream about video games more often, I only remember dreaming about being in Dark Souls a couple of times.
Anonymous No.712488740 >>712488984 >>712489167
>>712488423
>robbed of precious new shitposting material after the plushies were a success
>robbed of being able to say never ever after the update launched and the game got a release date
>robbed of your precious 32 players meme now that the concurrent players number has increased
>robbed of your le fake game memes
Seeing the gradual BTFOing of shitposters has been the absolute best part of these threads.
Anonymous No.712488984 >>712489191
>>712488740
Forgot the most important one: The ultimate prettification of Carol.
Anonymous No.712489167 >>712489446
>>712488740
>completed game that made a profit
>OPs game is a fantasy scam game that will never be completed
>pedo scam game is trying to ride the coat tails of a successful product.
Anonymous No.712489191
>>712488984
Is her head smaller now?
Anonymous No.712489215
>>712487935 (OP)
>WTF It was all a dream Onibros
I mean it's right there in the name Onirism is a type of hallucination
Anonymous No.712489341 >>712489450
Fuck technoboros and giant worm bosses in general, it also sucks we get blue balled after going through that damn forge finding those cogs.
Anonymous No.712489372 >>712489593
Remember playing a completed game? Yeah those are fun. What's OP's game? Some kind of half-completed one that's been in the works for a decade?
Anonymous No.712489446
>>712489167
>child marriage mod made by anons is an attempt to "ride the coat tails of a successful product"
No more proof is needed, but by all means, go ahead and keep showing to everyone that anti-Onirism posters are absolute bumbling dumbfucks. Also, release date in september. You lost.
Anonymous No.712489450
>>712489341
>Onrisim players
Anonymous No.712489527
>>712488209
Hot
Anonymous No.712489536
OP's fate.
Anonymous No.712489593
>>712489372
It's been a decade since completed games were released by anyone let alone indie devs
Anonymous No.712490559 >>712490759 >>712490849
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Anonymous No.712490759
>>712490559
>see? Remember this other game that's popular? We're kinda like that. Only we don't have fans, players, a completed game, only hopes and dreams!
Anonymous No.712490849 >>712491048 >>712491686
>>712490559
Remember when Hat Kid game was completed and made the creator millions?
Anonymous No.712491048
>>712490849
Yeah, I do remember when I used that money to publish Here comes Niko and a DLC that nobody bought.
Anonymous No.712491686
>>712490849
>Hat Kid game was completed
meanwhile, in hat kid's internal monologe
>boy I hope no one brings up the cut sand level
Anonymous No.712492027 >>712492206
>finally adds a map after being pestered to do it for years
>also adds a level where the map is fucking useless
I fucking kneel
Anonymous No.712492060 >>712492387
>so buckbroken he has to fall back to cope about the game not being done
Man, wait 'tiil you hear about what happens when dev teams have actual money behind them.
Anonymous No.712492206
>>712492027
>jankmancer team wields such arcane and esoteric coding power they implement a map that renders the entire level from above
Anonymous No.712492387 >>712493336
>>712492060
who is this video game character?
Anonymous No.712492764 >>712493148
My live reaction to marshmalott. Probably my new favorite area.
The forge is dogshit though. The only area so far where I was eager to just fucking end it.
Anonymous No.712493148 >>712493530 >>712493742
>>712492764
I was surprised to see such scathing opinions regarding the forge in the last few pages of the thread. Is it actually that bad or just "me no likey backtracking"?
Anonymous No.712493336
>>712492387
Momoka Tachibana, from Smugrism
Anonymous No.712493530 >>712493927
>>712493148
In my experience, there was way more backtracking in marshmallots than in the forge. Or at least, I spent way longer backtracking in marshmallots because it's so much larger.
Anonymous No.712493742
>>712493148
> navigating is confusing because the busy visuals mean it's hard to tell where the FUCK you even are, map is no help at all since it doesn't show pathways, switches that have no indication of what they do, hp bloated enemies that respawn as soon as you leave the room, annoying nightmare world gimmick forces you to backtrack through already confusing rooms
It was so fucking ass.
Anonymous No.712493927
>>712493530
At least the backtracking in marshmalott was straight forward.
>you activated the power, now go back and use the skyrail
compared to
>here's an item you need but it can only be picked up in the nightmare realm... uh oh, the straightforward path is now blocked. guess you'll have to find a way around teehee
Anonymous No.712494627 >>712494791 >>712495750
Anonymous No.712494791 >>712495403 >>712495750
>>712494627
>legitimately wanted Blueberry to be redeemed with a fucking awesome cuuuhrazy moment where he gets to be badass
>I get THIS instead
I still don't know how to feel.
Anonymous No.712495403
>>712494791
I always kept telling you guys that Blueberry is canonically a bottom.
Anonymous No.712495750
>>712494627
>>712494791
It's what you deserve after wilfully ignoring his actions during the Glalhalla siege.
Anonymous No.712495883
2 AXE LMAO
Anonymous No.712496957 >>712498082
Anonymous No.712498082 >>712498359
>>712496957
The update wasn't enough I guess.
Anonymous No.712498359
>>712498082
The update was actually really short considering how much time it took to get out. I'm assuming it's because choco has been working on everything else alongside getting marshmalott ready to release.
Anonymous No.712498572 >>712499001
The best part of the update is it got kuso to come back and start working on the next big update.
Anonymous No.712499001 >>712499456
>>712498572
You mean the 1.0 version?
Anonymous No.712499456 >>712500009
>>712499001
Anonymous No.712499870 >>712500009 >>712500510
>I used to jack off to this
what was I THINKING?!
Anonymous No.712500009
>>712499456
>>712499870
Old carol has soul... and anything else because the old model is ugly af.
Anonymous No.712500510
>>712499870
The aztecs used to practice this act known as soulsturbation for centuries. A phenomenon that bathes you not in the light of phony physical attraction but rather the energy that strengthens your bonds of love and care with the spiritual 2D world.
Anonymous No.712501621
>gaslit people over old carol so hard it spawned a fully modeled sex mod
Anonymous No.712503764 >>712503906 >>712505068
I guess Onirism is not popular anymore.
Anonymous No.712503906 >>712504165
>>712503764
If it's actually getting a release then I will buy in, I hate buying into EA more expensive than $10
Anonymous No.712504165
>>712503906
>more expensive than $10
You have no excuse
Anonymous No.712504529 >>712505042
What do Meng's lips taste like?
Anonymous No.712504709
>>712487935 (OP)
>WTF It was all a dream

USED TA READ WORD UP MAGAZINE
Anonymous No.712504814 >>712504989
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Anonymous No.712504989
>>712504814
nonnie this is a fucking BLUE board
Anonymous No.712505042
>>712504529
After an unfortunate encounter with me Meng underwent a catastrophic mutation that made her lips contain an identifiable part of my human man DNA from that day onwards
Anonymous No.712505068 >>712505193
>>712503764
>anymore
It's all time peak is 49 people. Right now there are 9 people in the entire world playing the game.
Anonymous No.712505076 >>712512018
pragmata crossover soon bros
Anonymous No.712505193
>>712505068
>It's all time peak is 49
damn, it got a sequel already?
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Anonymous No.712510284
Will there be any more updates before the 1.0 release?
Anonymous No.712511287
eh
Anonymous No.712512018
>>712505076
>John Madden! John Madden!
>Uoh!
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Anonymous No.712515327 >>712515849
Honestly, the game really needs the most violent marketing a game can ever have to make it noticed.
The 1.0 ads and trailers should diss other games that are full of DLC and microtransactions, maybe make some monstergirl pinup ads. they need to go to war, and top it of with a "ChocoAlex is about to make you his bitch".
Anonymous No.712515364
I am an onirism enjoyer but boy do I hate this thread and everyone in it
Anonymous No.712515849
>>712515327
I'd make Cherryl my bitch, if you catch my drift.
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Anonymous No.712516564 >>712516736 >>712516876
Ok but did Choco ever talk about optimizing the game? It looks like an Xbox 360 game but needs a high end GPU to play at graphics settings that don't look like Wii shovelware
Anonymous No.712516736
>>712516564
I don't think they know how dogshit the mesh renderer in unity is
game is drawcall city, the assets themselves are fairly optimized
Anonymous No.712516876 >>712516992
>>712516564
Is a 3070 considered "high-end" these days? I get 70+ FPS on Ultra 2K out of it.
Anonymous No.712516940
Anubia
Anonymous No.712516992
>>712516876
The point is that with how it looks, it shouldn't run worse than fucking RDR2