WTF It was all a dream Onibros?!

>worst game
>worst girl
>gets worst ending
fitting

Huuaaaaargggghhhhhhh I love Carol!!!

What a twist

>>712487935 (OP)
Did they finally finish the game

you're all going to
hell

I want to sleep naked with Carol so bad.

>>712487935 (OP)

>>712488184
1.0 release in September. We're all gonna make it bros.

>>712487935 (OP)
NOOOOO, THE MARSHMALOTT UPDATE! THE 1.0 RELEASE IN SEPTEMBER...

>>712487935 (OP)
Pedo spammer.
Grift game
Fantasy game.
Fake game that doesn't exist.

I wish I could dream about video games more often, I only remember dreaming about being in Dark Souls a couple of times.

>>712488423
>robbed of precious new shitposting material after the plushies were a success
>robbed of being able to say never ever after the update launched and the game got a release date
>robbed of your precious 32 players meme now that the concurrent players number has increased
>robbed of your le fake game memes
Seeing the gradual BTFOing of shitposters has been the absolute best part of these threads.

>>712488740
Forgot the most important one: The ultimate prettification of Carol.

>>712488740
>completed game that made a profit
>OPs game is a fantasy scam game that will never be completed
>pedo scam game is trying to ride the coat tails of a successful product.

>>712488984
Is her head smaller now?

>>712487935 (OP)
>WTF It was all a dream Onibros
I mean it's right there in the name Onirism is a type of hallucination

Fuck technoboros and giant worm bosses in general, it also sucks we get blue balled after going through that damn forge finding those cogs.

Remember playing a completed game? Yeah those are fun. What's OP's game? Some kind of half-completed one that's been in the works for a decade?

>>712489167
>child marriage mod made by anons is an attempt to "ride the coat tails of a successful product"
No more proof is needed, but by all means, go ahead and keep showing to everyone that anti-Onirism posters are absolute bumbling dumbfucks. Also, release date in september. You lost.

>>712489341
>Onrisim players

>>712488209
Hot

OP's fate.

>>712489372
It's been a decade since completed games were released by anyone let alone indie devs

>>712490559
>see? Remember this other game that's popular? We're kinda like that. Only we don't have fans, players, a completed game, only hopes and dreams!

>>712490559
Remember when Hat Kid game was completed and made the creator millions?

>>712490849
Yeah, I do remember when I used that money to publish Here comes Niko and a DLC that nobody bought.

>>712490849
>Hat Kid game was completed
meanwhile, in hat kid's internal monologe
>boy I hope no one brings up the cut sand level

>finally adds a map after being pestered to do it for years
>also adds a level where the map is fucking useless
I fucking kneel

>so buckbroken he has to fall back to cope about the game not being done
Man, wait 'tiil you hear about what happens when dev teams have actual money behind them.

>>712492027
>jankmancer team wields such arcane and esoteric coding power they implement a map that renders the entire level from above

>>712492060
who is this video game character?

My live reaction to marshmalott. Probably my new favorite area.
The forge is dogshit though. The only area so far where I was eager to just fucking end it.

>>712492764
I was surprised to see such scathing opinions regarding the forge in the last few pages of the thread. Is it actually that bad or just "me no likey backtracking"?

>>712492387
Momoka Tachibana, from Smugrism

>>712493148
In my experience, there was way more backtracking in marshmallots than in the forge. Or at least, I spent way longer backtracking in marshmallots because it's so much larger.

>>712493148
> navigating is confusing because the busy visuals mean it's hard to tell where the FUCK you even are, map is no help at all since it doesn't show pathways, switches that have no indication of what they do, hp bloated enemies that respawn as soon as you leave the room, annoying nightmare world gimmick forces you to backtrack through already confusing rooms
It was so fucking ass.

>>712493530
At least the backtracking in marshmalott was straight forward.
>you activated the power, now go back and use the skyrail
compared to
>here's an item you need but it can only be picked up in the nightmare realm... uh oh, the straightforward path is now blocked. guess you'll have to find a way around teehee

>>712494627
>legitimately wanted Blueberry to be redeemed with a fucking awesome cuuuhrazy moment where he gets to be badass
>I get THIS instead
I still don't know how to feel.

>>712494791
I always kept telling you guys that Blueberry is canonically a bottom.

>>712494627
>>712494791
It's what you deserve after wilfully ignoring his actions during the Glalhalla siege.

2 AXE LMAO

>>712496957
The update wasn't enough I guess.

>>712498082
The update was actually really short considering how much time it took to get out. I'm assuming it's because choco has been working on everything else alongside getting marshmalott ready to release.

The best part of the update is it got kuso to come back and start working on the next big update.

>>712498572
You mean the 1.0 version?

>>712499001

>I used to jack off to this
what was I THINKING?!

>>712499456
>>712499870
Old carol has soul... and anything else because the old model is ugly af.

>>712499870
The aztecs used to practice this act known as soulsturbation for centuries. A phenomenon that bathes you not in the light of phony physical attraction but rather the energy that strengthens your bonds of love and care with the spiritual 2D world.

>gaslit people over old carol so hard it spawned a fully modeled sex mod

I guess Onirism is not popular anymore.

>>712503764
If it's actually getting a release then I will buy in, I hate buying into EA more expensive than $10

>>712503906
>more expensive than $10
You have no excuse

What do Meng's lips taste like?

>>712487935 (OP)
>WTF It was all a dream

USED TA READ WORD UP MAGAZINE

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>>712504814
nonnie this is a fucking BLUE board

>>712504529
After an unfortunate encounter with me Meng underwent a catastrophic mutation that made her lips contain an identifiable part of my human man DNA from that day onwards

>>712503764
>anymore
It's all time peak is 49 people. Right now there are 9 people in the entire world playing the game.

pragmata crossover soon bros

>>712505068
>It's all time peak is 49
damn, it got a sequel already?

Will there be any more updates before the 1.0 release?

eh

>>712505076
>John Madden! John Madden!
>Uoh!

Honestly, the game really needs the most violent marketing a game can ever have to make it noticed.
The 1.0 ads and trailers should diss other games that are full of DLC and microtransactions, maybe make some monstergirl pinup ads. they need to go to war, and top it of with a "ChocoAlex is about to make you his bitch".

I am an onirism enjoyer but boy do I hate this thread and everyone in it

>>712515327
I'd make Cherryl my bitch, if you catch my drift.

Ok but did Choco ever talk about optimizing the game? It looks like an Xbox 360 game but needs a high end GPU to play at graphics settings that don't look like Wii shovelware

>>712516564
I don't think they know how dogshit the mesh renderer in unity is
game is drawcall city, the assets themselves are fairly optimized

>>712516564
Is a 3070 considered "high-end" these days? I get 70+ FPS on Ultra 2K out of it.

Anubia

>>712516876
The point is that with how it looks, it shouldn't run worse than fucking RDR2