Thread 712498213

Why are there no threads about this?

NO MORE DEMAKES

>>712498213 (OP)
It's not SH2 DLC.

/thread

Wonder which version of the kid enemies they'll go with. Hopefully they add a riddle difficulty or nurf the piano one.

>>712498213 (OP)
It's fucking nothing.

>>712498213 (OP)
Because there were five and you missed them all

>>712498213 (OP)
I just want a SH3 remake...so this is like a first step.

>Opening FMV cut
>Next Fear cut
>90% Next Fear unlockables cut
>Secret Options menu cut
>Blooper reel cut
>Good and + ending requirements aggressively signposted
>New endings that contribute less than nothing
>Constant callbacks to Shattered Memories, Origins, and SH3
>Dodge rolls and parries

>Every area is now 3-4 hours long of filler
>Elementary School is now somehow twice the width and three floors tall
>Hospital is now the size of Brookehaven
>Sewers are half the game
>Amusement Park just looks like the SH3 one, completely with rabbit dolls

>despite filling the game with so much fluff and filler, not a single element from the Play Novel will be picked up despite it adding a complete Cybil route and set of endings alongside a whole new character and route that Konami absolutely still has the script for and Bloober absolutely could adapt and add one dose of meaning to this remake's existence
So disappointing.

because silent hill always fucking sucked and will always live in resident evil's shadow
sh2 remake has no legacy or impact whatsoever. forgotten after a month

>>712499032
Autism.

>>712499090
An equivalent to everything I listed was done in the SH2 remake, with the exception of the last point, but everyone knows that the last point will be true.

>>712499032
kino

>>712499026
i don't trust bloober not fucking up heather's face

they completely removed this entire section out of the remake.
Why???

>>712498213 (OP)
At least it’s not 3

We had some earlier but there's not much to talk about because no visuals.
People who liked SH2 remake are hyped
And then there's TORtanic demake shitposters that get no replies.

>>712499032
You are giving bloober too much credit.

>>712498889
Why did it filter so many people? It's not difficult at all

>>712501109
>no replies

>>712499032
In before the “I don’t care about that stuff” fags pop up like with RE3make with and the Clock Tower / Park / Dead Factory + enemies (The Grey Children’s original and NA designs are never getting in)

Are you fucking kidding me?

Emergency hammer...my beloved

>>712502019
Based but that thing is seriously the most OP wespon in the entire franchise.

>>712499032
it'd be very hard to cut the opening most of the scenes are from ingame FMVs and others are nothing too hard to outsource to some jeet.

Next fear wont be cut

maybe

definitely

maybe... probably.

no. bloober stick to originals to a fault because of you overzealous faggots.

most endings are not canon so who cares. don't tell me you liked LE HARRY IS ACTUALLY DEAD ending

no.

definitely. not dodge rolls though but side step like 2R


SH1 is too short so they'll definitely chang eeverything up.

i doubt it the school was already really wide.

probably

no

no maybe an easter egg to robbie

no it will not. no one even knwos about play novel it's not even canon get a grip

>>712502292
>it'd be very hard to cut the opening
They cut SH2's opening FMV, so they'll do the same here.
>Next fear wont be cut
It will, it'll just be replaced by a generic NG+ that starts you right at the car crash.
>no. bloober stick to originals to a fault because of you overzealous faggots.
The SH2 remake sold millions of copies.
>most endings are not canon so who cares.
Because it'd be more needless shit.
>no.
They inserted references to the time loop fan theory and SH3 into SH2, no shit they'll reference a lot more in a game with a ton of connections.
>i doubt it
The school is about 8 classrooms, a couple special rooms, and the boiler room. They're absolutely tripling its size.
>no
The sewers in the original are two separate sections. The remake absolutely will make them a massive part of the game.
>no maybe and easter egg
Again, they just inserted a senseless SH3 reference into SH2, they're absolutely doing that with the excuse of "respecting the canon".

Why am I even responding to an ESL in the first place?

>>712502637
>Why am I even responding to an ESL in the first place?
because unfortunately you care about this series
I've made the same mistake

>>712498213 (OP)
because Bloober are ass
the SE2 remake was bad

>>712502019
This weapon made me love the game.

>>712499032
Im gonna screenshot this post for future reference.

>>712498213 (OP)
Im so glad sh3 fags have to be quiet now, remaking 3 before 1 made no sense at all, this is much better

also, heather is stinky and smokes

>>712500707
Bait or Retarded?

>>712498213 (OP)
old game, new money, disgusting.

>bloober openly admits they give much less of a shit about SH1 and 3 than 2
i don't see how anyone can be excited for this

>>712503075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFn8N2NI0D8
Watch this again and find where that section of Mary's Letter from the OG is

Eileen shaving

Cause we talk to death about it when it was first shown in Konami Press Start showing earlier in the day. Not much to say since it's only a title. It could just be a straight remake of the first game or it could combine it with silent Hill 3 to make it a much longer game instead of waiting for them to remake 3 standalone in another 2-3 years?

>>712499032
>Sewers are half the game

>>712503395
As a man who recently acquired a fetish for hairy pits, this disturbs me

>>712498213 (OP)
>mfw

>>712503212
I'm used to it at this point. These western crows have been picking at Silent Hill's corpse for decades now....

>>712499032
>>Dodge rolls and parries
oh no not dodging in my Silent Hill!

>>712498213 (OP)
I just want the soundtrack to be good

>>712504301
SH fans on the internet really never played a Silent Hill game, lol.

>>712498213 (OP)
Wow, another remake I won't play

>>712504301
>dodge rolls and parries
>posts backstep
Anything to defend the product though right, piggie? You'll be eating good when they push out this slop

>>712504301
>>712504464
>posting a backstep, a learned mechanic that requires actual understanding of Harry's movement and saying it's just like the auto-win button that is SH2's dodge

>>712504301
Its amazing how easily secondaries expose themselves for this franchise

>>712498213 (OP)
Shit posting will be eternal when we see some in game character models.

>>712504695
what's amazing is all the people who pretended they played silent hill games are still doing it since the remake doesn't count

>>712504772
Shitposting is the only thing to look forward too about this

RIP Caramelschizo.
His SH theories were funny.

Call me when they remake the game of our guy Walter S.

>>712498213 (OP)
What if they announced this so early because they know F won't review well

Fuck zoomers, fuck trannies and fuck pooles

>>712498213 (OP)
Fuck your doshit remake sage (sage as in a dude who's a sage teehee)

>>712503364
Anon, watch the fucking video you just posted.
>I want you to live, for yourself, and for others
The wording has changed just as the scene has changed to James taking Laura with him, living "for others".

The only thing I hate about the SH2 remake is the lack of new unlockables and actually REMOVING the Hyper Spray, what the fuck

>>712503364
Blooper killing another game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tl2xZKpHWU

>>712504301
Don't forget that the original SH2 implemented parrying enemy attacks

When they reveal Cybil having a man jaw. It'll be fun to browse /v/ that day.

>>712505050
>I want you to live, for yourself, and for others
gay and completely changes the meaning

>>712505187
>block
>THIS IS A PARRY THIS HAS TO BE A PARRY!!! PLZ DONT SHITPOST REMAKE THREADS I GOTTA BE EATIN GOOD
End yourself

>>712503651
Predict the Lisa downgrade.
Will it be as bad as Maria?

At least Alessa won't look like a 30 year old woman

>>712505305
>t. never played the game

>>712505512
Projecting

>>712505187
>>712505512
That is literally, by definition, not what a parry is.

>>712498213 (OP)
>Bloober
It's gonna be woke trash, nothing to censor though

>>712505631
it takes very precise timing and he blocks the attack, takes no damage, and momentarily stuns the enemy.
Sounds like a parry to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just want to see the superior nurses and doctors from 1

>>712505719
>>712505409

>>712505749
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Troon shill isn't even trying to hide

>>712505187
lol most people who actually played the game don't even know you can do this. Expecting secondaries to know about it is a BIG ask. It's not even in the manual, IIRC.

>>712505749
sounds like you only know what a parry is from (videos about) dark souls

>>712505938
No one is fooled

>>712498213 (OP)
Because bloober is a trash developer that cannot make a single decent horror game that is not a jumpscare slop. They went to remake SH - a franchise from other developer - because they are creatively bankrupt and cannot stop glazing towards le early 2000s horror aesthetic. Shit ended up to be *suprise surprise* a demake and it was forgotten by masses not even a month after it was being released. Every SH2R thread on /v/ back then is either comparative to re remake or just simply shitting on bloober

>>712504695
The real big tell is muh fixed cameras when the vast majority of the games are played from an over the shoulder perspective. And even when it does use a semi-fixed angle, you can almost always reorient the camera behind your character.

>>712505749
>Precise timing
Holding down the run button and not moving doesn’t require timing. Also, you have been posting this shit bait for months. Are you really that desperate for (You)s where everyone calls you retarded?

>>712498213 (OP)
straight up this is my first time hearing this and i'm glad. i was worried they'd go for a sh3 remake. i liked the sh2 remake a lot so i have some confidence about this one...

>>712506875
Kill yourself

>>712498213 (OP)
Can't wait for this game to come and go after everyone forgets about it in a week like the SH2 remake.

>>712506875
Was announced today during a Konami showcase.

>>712506974
Mad.

>>712508006
Mad when remakes diverge heavily from the source? Yes.

>>712508110
Skill issue.

>>712508006
Kill yourself x2

>>712508168
I'm good.

>>712499026
Anon, no. Sh3 is perfect as is. They’re gonna fuck it up. Nobody is gonna be able to get heathers dialogue down the way heathers VA did. Not even that she’s some amazing VA, there’s just this perfect mix of uncanny valley legit sounding teen that I don’t think can be replicated.

>>712508330
Based.

>>712498213 (OP)
I'm so fucking sick of remakes.
I'm sick of mid western studios remaking Japanese classics specifically. This is all going to be remembered like that American The Grudge remake.

Born from a Wish will release when the Xbox version drops

>>712508201
Kill yourself x3

>>712502019
doctors and nurses would actually be spooky threats if this thing didnt exist

>>712502019
>>712508627
It was added last second in fear that some players wouldn't be able to finish the game without it, it's purposefully overpowered

>>712508725
guess that would explain finding the trash axe later

>>712502019
I got good enough to reliably swat pterodactyls out of the air with this thing.

>>712508794
yeah unfortunately, otherwise someone might actually considering using the axe simply for its speed up close. There's guides for Silent Hill 1 that don't have te hammer listed in them since guidebooks back then were made out of pre-release info and that's how late it was added

>>712508368
>This is all going to be remembered like that American The Grudge remake.
Why? Is Team Silent doing the remake?

>>712510980
he means The Grudge (2020)
and you've proven his point

>>712511118
>and you've proven his point
which is?

Hinako can look pretty banged up holy shit

>>712498213 (OP)
Pic is literally all we have to talk about.

i'll give it a chance, but its crazy to me that there are still people out there who are so scared of piracy they won't just fucking emulate the original

>another shitass remake
yeah I can't imagine why there's no hype

>>712512989
>people
it's just zoomers

>>712498213 (OP)
>Cheryl where the FUCK are you!

>>712513592
>>712506295
kek
As funny as this was, James never said this in SH2R

>>712502019
The hitbox on that thing is a thing of beauty.

IT WAS FORETOLD BY GYROMANCY!

>>712513592
>>712513885
the funniest part, I think they don't ever swear in the sh2 remake
now capcom, they turn every remake re protagonist into a sailor

>>712506252
that's silent hill yes, not the original resident evil games, and sh 1, 2 and 3 plus origins have still of section with fixed cameras where you can't reorient the camera.

>>712514017
>this remake was foretold by greedomancy!!

>>712514312
>now capcom, they turn every remake re protagonist into a sailor
I absolutely HATE what they did to Jill in the latest CGI RE movie... she's SUCH a fucking swearing bitch, made her mega unlikeable

>>712514017
A lot of Big Silent Hill Fans(tm) are going to be shocked when they find out it's every bit as goofy as Resident Evil.

Jill died after RE5.
There hasn't been a Jill Valentine since.

>>712514312
Bloober deserves respect for the restraint in not "modernizing" the dialogue for the zoomers, i trust them with the remake of SH1

Fucking Ciconia Phase 2 is never going to get made at this rate with that pussy in charge

Why are they remaking the newer game first? At least Capcom got that right.

>>712498213 (OP)
More like bloonder

>>712498582
wife!

>>712498352
no more pachinkos

>>712500560
licking her sweaty pits

I want them to make the police station a hidden mini level.

this scared me so much as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG5fpimNIYI

>>712498213 (OP)
Is not on Switch 2, that's why

Never played original RE games. I'm going to only play the RE remakes, enjoy them very much and then read /v/ seethe

>>712505869
Why do you have to be so retarded?

>>712525547
Retard, this is a Silent Hill thread.

>>712525703
I can't even tell those apart.

Seeing people excited for this is really depressing.

>>712511476
Deeply retarded or a reply bot

>>712505187
I hope I'm not being baited here. I've played sh2 on ps2 maybe 20-30 times and I had no idea you could do that.

>>712525804
Shut up, man. They did a good job with SH2R, the reactionary response against it on /v/ was literally from retards that didn't play it obsessing over character models.

I know people that have been fans of the franchise since literally the original game that I've had conversations with about the remake and they thought they did a good job. For sure there are critiques and they still prefer the original obviously but were happy with the remake. I respect those opinions more than eternally seething virgins on here

>>712498213 (OP)
They will probably do a better tone

>>712498213 (OP)
KINOOO

>>712498213 (OP)
Because SH1 is surprisingly more popular in Japan. SH2 was the game western audiences cared more about.

>>712503023
I would've taken either, but 1 first as to give 3 proper context makes way more sense.

>>712498213 (OP)
>mfw game that was HEAVILY carried by cinematic camera angles and PS1 limitation is now going to become another over-the-shoulder TPS

>>712502019
I missed this on my first playthrough oh Alchemila and had to revert to a previous save just to get it

>>712498213 (OP)
Well damn, I was not expecting that before 3. Just made my night.

>>712498213 (OP)
We had TWO DOZEN threads last night.
Everyone agreed:

Fuck modern demakes.
Fuck Bloopoopers.
Fuck Jewnami.
Fuck Unreal 5.

>>712529004
And they'll say /v/ is extremist rightoids.

>>712529378
It's just typical Westie (= American) viral marketing tactic: throw all the insults and use all the fallacies imaginable in order to belittle the criticism.

>>712526184
>They did a good job with SH2R
I thought it was really long and boring and didn't offer anything worthwhile compared to or in tandem with the original.

>the reactionary response against it on /v/ was literally from retards that didn't play it obsessing over character models.
Weird strawman shit.

>I know people that have been fans of the franchise since literally the original game that I've had conversations with about the remake and they thought they did a good job.
That's great, but I'm not your friends and don't agree with their opinions, so there's no reason to bring that up aside from trying to shut down discussion.

>I respect those opinions more than eternally seething virgins on here
I really don't respect the opinion of "What a classic game, I can't wait to see it redone!" Like, if the end result is good, sure, absolutely. But being excited for what's going to essentially be marketed as a replacement is really sad.

>>712529004
NPR was right-- indirectly.
The e celeb friend simulator cesspool slanted a whole generation right by latching on to games.

Did you heard about bloober team?

>>712531361
>Have you heard of the Polish elves?

>>712498213 (OP)
No tank controls, no buy.

>>712526184
>They did a good job with SH2R,
Wrong. It was everything everyone was afraid of.

>obsessing over models
Incorrect. The pacing, gameplay, atmosphere, OST, acting... every single thing was ruined.

>I know people that have been fans of the franchise since literally the original game
I'm one of those people.
This shit is literally SH HC reskin. Trash made for the TLOU audiences.

>>712499032
>RRREEEEE WHY WOULD YOU IMPROVE MY VIDYAS ?!?!?!?
/v/ in a nutshell

Wow, Japanese fans are vocal about Silent Hill f and they are NOT happy. They're discontented with the change in setting to Japan and Ryushiki being the main writer. I guess they were holding out hope for a well-written scenario. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the story changed. That obviously won't happen but it just shows how unhappy they are.

>>712498213 (OP)
>people really thought SH3 was going to be remade before SH1, or worse, replace it
I don't get it, I understand if it was SH4, but the only logical thing would be the first one.
They where fucking geniuses making SH2 first, now they got off their training wheels with it and can now do the first one proper, hopefully with even better budget.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>712534002
>IMPROVE
lol

>>712504415
SH1's ost isn't good at all.

>>712529496
>It's just typical thirdie tortanic poster: throw all the insults and use all the fallacies imaginable in order to belittle the criticism.

>>712536602
Desu its a matter of taste but I fucking love SH1s raw OST. I hope Akira Yamaoka brings back the rock in dryer tunes.

>>712498213 (OP)
My biggest complaint with these shit heads is that they make Ugly Female Characters. Silent Hill may not be Dead or Alive in terms of female character designs but there's a certain....normal appeal going on with the females.

These Bloober bastards on the other hand come in and say "Is that an average female? Got to ugly her up!" I rejected Silent Hill 2's remake even more than Resident Evil 2 Remake, even RE2 Remake at least allowed Ada to remain attractive (will not forgive how ugly Claire and Annette became).

Its the fucking ugly females what pisses me off so much. And I dread whenever these freaks get their hands on Heather in Silent Hill 3.

>>712536809
they literally just scanned a woman just like everyone does these days hence claire and everyone else looking 'ugly'
i dont see the issue in SH's case though. it's about ordinary people always was.

>remake
>remaster
>remake
>remaster
>remake
>remaster
Grim.

>>712537070
theyre making a new game doe.

>>712506157
Forgotten? Its the best selling Silent Hill game. The money don't lie it broke series records. Sold above two million units which for what used to be a terrible selling series is great news.

But I suspect the remake of the first Silent Hill will sell less. Its not that popular of a game. And the other games sold terribly.

sh2 remake was trash and this will be too
what's there to talk about ?

>>712537149
it's so trash everyone bought it and manifested SH1 remake by doing so.

>>712537194
>popular=good
retard

>>712525762
Because you are a retarded troll. Then again, fans for both franchises are like battered wives.
Learn from >>712526184, that's some good bait we got over here

>>712537243
yes.

>>712536809
The original Maria was exactly "pretty", the issue is that they completely missed the character, both in looks and in attitude.

>>712536963
Certain females in Silent Hill are definitively intended to be good looking like Lisa, Alessa's older incarnation, Heather, and Eileen. They're not sexual bombshells but they have good looks. And western developers have an obsession with making dumpy shoddy mediocre looking females.

If anything I'm surprised Eva looks attractive in Metal Gear Solid Delta's remake. But I guess that's because Asians are making that game. With westerners you can count on female characters being made mandatory ugly.

I simply will not complain about having more survival horror games releasing in the near future, the genre is almost dead at this point.

>>712538049
Only if you're a mainstream consolikuck.
PC masterrace has been living a true survival horror renaissance the past 5 years.

These overshoulder UE5 and RE Engine demakes are the rock bottom trash feeder slop. Literally the shit everyone hated and warned people of 15 years back.

>>712538049
Every genre is dead also known as stagnant.

The industry is no longer this fresh thing. Every genre idea has been done. Gaming peaked faster than Hollywood movies. The only thing gaming has left is graphics reaching perfect realism but genre wise you can do essentially everything already.

>>712498352
NO? MORE DEMAKES!

>>712498352
Yeah!

>>712538549
kek