Thread 712499078

>Do nothing
>Win

>>712499078 (OP)
And they are right

>>712499078 (OP)
Worked so far

>>712499078 (OP)
Easy when 99% of the backlash is made up

>internet outrage goes away if you just ignore it
Literally works every time, yet most corporations and ecelebs still haven't caught on.

>>712499078 (OP)
>acknowledge it
>more people become aware of the issue
>people start wondering why youre not fixing/apologizing if you're aware of it

>Don't acknowledge it
>people don't know if youre aware of it or not
>talk dies down after a while after people get bored of talking about it

>>712499078 (OP)
There is nothing wrong with picking and choosing your battles on the internet, especially when there isn't a veil of anonymity like on this site

>>712499078 (OP)
Wish more people would do this instead of cucking out immediately

Wow Nintendo doesn't engage with backlash? I had no clue, couldn't tell at all
Does this former Nintendo employee have any more juicy super secret nintendo secrets?

The only backlash I remember that they responded to was this.
>splatoon 3
>tournament winners get an in-game banner with their avatars
>few months later
>discord screencaps and videos are found where they made racist jokes
>nintendo revokes their win and changes the banner to generic promotional avatars

>>712499078 (OP)
This is not a Nintendo thing but a Japanese thing
>t. Worked in a Japanese company before. The ones that are into customer service are often the soulful small companies, not ones trying to be a corpo

>>712500927
>>discord screencaps
Why do discord tards find it so difficult to only add people they know and trust to their group chats?

>>712499980
cuck
>>712500048
simp
>>712500168
bootlicker

Im a nintendo insider & can let you all in on a secret.
Nintendo likes making money from their business.
You heard it here first, folks.

>>712501568
fake and gay

it's actually the same strategy when dealing with anything on the internet

>>712501512
Eric

>>712501420
Their pisscord was a private friend group and it was a rat that ousted them with screenshots of them saying lol monkey look like nigger IIRC.

>>712500927
That makes sense because it's a branding risk caused by a third party.
Also it creates an example of them for future groups to not be retarded like that.

Suck my Donkey Dong

>>712500927
That's not backlash against nintnedo themselves though. Not really the same thing as backlash against Nintendo decisions or products.

>>712499078 (OP)
>"Do not engage"
>Thinking using the "ignore" strategy works for the shitstorm they themselves caused in relation to Switch 2

This sort of retarded thinking will fucking backfire on them because it'll just make folks angrier.

>>712502550
Nah, normalfags will forget everything by the holidays

>>712502705
LOL not a fucking chance.

>>712501420
>add people they know and trust
your bro today might become a shitlib redditor tomorrow

>>712499078 (OP)
this is one of the only reasons i respect nintendo, they know when to shut the fuck up. however they still are retards

>>712502550
I really need to make a copypasta one of these days because I tire of repeating myself.
Nintendo does not give a shit. They have an army of blind NPC loyalists who will buy literal feces in a bag if it has the Nintendo label on it. If it has the Pokemon label, they'll buy it twice. They don't need you, me, or any of /v/'s crybabies when they're making money hand over fist, uncontested, with the most cost cutting methods possible. Why bother improving or admitting they're wrong or have any problems when their lines keep going up with minimal effort?

>>712502735
You gravely overestimate the low standards of normies.

>>712502735
Little Timmies will finally get their switch 2 and all the games he wants across the nations, and that will give Nintendo the ability to continue not caring what terminally online twitter fags have to say

>>712499078 (OP)
Sounds like a good strategy

>>712499078 (OP)
This also works for cancel attempts.

>>712502830
>>712502906
>>712502983

Not giving a shit will only work for so long lmao. Also normies are fucking nothing but retarded and a plague on the fucking planet that needs to be locked the fuck out of participating in society for all time.

>Wow that nintendo news is pretty shi-
>THE PRESIDENT DID WHAT?
Why would they ever talk about anything when the news cycle lasts about half of a day at most.

>>712501637
>still seething beyond lunacy
yikes and cringepilled

>>712499078 (OP)
This works for most controversies because modern man has such a short attention span that major events are filtered through and passed out the other end by at most a month of time. We really are cattle.

>>712502735
The Dexit in Pokemon pretty much destroy your argument.
Normalfags really DON'T CARE.

>>712503196
Like I fucking said:

Purge the normalfags and lock them away out of society.

>>712501637
kek

tendies:nintendo shareholders without shares

>>712499078 (OP)
no point in trying to appease people when they know theyre still going to buy their shit anyways.

>>712502550
>Thinking using the "ignore" strategy works for the shitstorm they themselves caused in relation to Switch 2
Nigga the console sold 3 mil in less than a week and is currently sold out damn near everywhere. What fucking shitstorm?

>>712503018
It unironically does, and it's baffling to me how many losers crumble when targeted by the masses when literally all they have to do to win is do nothing.

>>712503029
Nintendo hasn't given a shit about anything since they buttfucked Sega in the late 90s. Why would they start caring now? They have more money than ever, more IPs than ever, and a literal ARMY of mouthbreathing brand loyalists ready to drop their entire paycheck and their childrens' college funds on their shiny new turd. No amount of controversies is going to stop them. The only way to "stop them" from doing anything is to stop giving them money, which is a literal impossibility because you're not convincing millions of brand loyal drones from not buying new Nintendo games.

>>712503387
>many ips
lmfao

>>712503386
>>712503387
Ok, since you're clearly both retarded like these "normies" apparently are, here's a good solution.

>Firing Doug "EAfaggot" Bowser
>Firing Shunto "Banker Jewing Accountantfaggot" Furukawa
>Also picrel

>>712501872
No it doesn't make any sense, comments made on discord among friends devoid of context shouldn't be grounds for being cancelled, this sets a horrible precedent

>>712503386
So we’re just gonna ignore how the treehouses were spammed with “LOWER THE PRICE!”?
>people weren’t upset, everyone was HAPPY to spend more on videogames than ever!
>look at the sales! Everyone was excited about it, they would’ve even paid more!

>>712503330
valvejeets are tendies. normal people bought a switch

>>712503604
Finally, someone with a functioning brain that isn't doomfagging like those two faggots above.

>>712503604
>So we’re just gonna ignore how the treehouses were spammed with “LOWER THE PRICE!”?
At least 80% of those people ended up buying a Switch 2 on launch day anyway because tendrones have no restraint or self control.

>>712503604
>So we’re just gonna ignore how the treehouses were spammed with “LOWER THE PRICE!”?
Well, Nintendo is going to that's for sure, and we've already seen that it did literally nothing to put a dent in the launch sales.

>>712503335
Also no need to engage with the anti nintedo cult if they're just going to bitch anyway

>>712503745
then why do you keep doing it

>>712499078 (OP)
This makes twitter cuckoos mad

>>712503592
You gotta remember that splatoon’s fanbase is largely LGBT+, those troons never let up from anything. If it were any other fandom it would’ve been swept under the rug, but they were relentless until nintendo HAD to address it. The decision to remove them wasn’t an instant one, it took nearly a month before it happened
Unfortunately it also set the precedent that if you keep at it long enough nintendo will listen to your demands

smart move. People need to realize internet and real life are two different things. Don't confuse online boycott and drama seekers to mean they represent the vast majority of customers.

>>712502550
>Already sold more than SNES, N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, and Switch 1
Whatever you say Shivertranny.

>>712499078 (OP)
>Switch has a huge drama about stick drift
>Ignore it
>double down on it for the switch 2
>???
>Profit
it's that easy yea

>>712503592
You can just not be a fucking evil hateful chud it's really not hard

>>712504058
>Being a Marinafag
>Also "Shivertranny"
>When you faggots made Pearlina
Who's the fucking tranny now, faggot? You Pearlinafaggots deserve the fucking rope while Shiverchads just got Shiver in that new outfit. Lmao, have fun being a Marinatranny Pearlinatranny faggot, bud.

>>712503931
>See a Nintendo/Switch2/MKW bad video
>click on channel
>youtuber was a nobody until making these videos and getting hundreds of thousands of views overnight
There is something going on here.

>>712504247
MarinaxPearl is canon and cute

>>712499078 (OP)
>Japanese stick their head in the sand when faced with criticism, thinking that it's shameful to entertain conversation about unpleasant things
Many such cases. Such "culture" brought about the split between the IJA and IJN to the point where they outright refused to communicate with each other in any official capacity before mid 1944. As you can imagine, this thought process is more cultural than logical.

>>712505653
Pearlina will never be canon you fucking retarded faggot.

No, Troonhouse doesn't fucking count.

Cope and seethe.

>>712503029
I didn't even remember >>712500927 happened, and neither does anyone else. Do you think there's anyone silently seething right now that AM2R got DMCA'd? No, of course not, that was NINE fucking years ago, pretty much nobody remembers, and it's easily available to play with a simple Google search. Do you think the people who are outraged today are talking about the SNES version of Mortal Kombat being censored? No, of course not, because they don't remember it, the current narrative is that Nintendo used to be "different" and cognitive dissonance that says otherwise doesn't help what they're currently pushing. There are people right now who have memory-holed and historically revised the fucking WII U as one of the best Nintendo consoles ever, their good ol' days.

It's outrage culture, it's a way of keeping yourself entertained online pretending you're saying something that matters and being able to feel like you're part of some social event or zeitgeist. And it will be forgotten because that'd what people do. It matters performatively, not objectively.

>>712506581
So you're a fucking blackpiller. What do they fucking pay you to shill-blackpill, faggot? Them ignoring it and fucking plugging their ears will only make shit fucking worse, you turbosperg retard.

>>712499980
It is honestly the best approach 100% of the time in any situation
Do not engage with your haters, it is the same principle of 'don't feed trolls', they will get bored and go away.

>>712506563
I will read into Side Order with my goggles tightened and believe.

>>712499078 (OP)
Is literally the best strategy people on the internet have a fetish to put companies and even "e-celebs" into humiliation situations where it gives then 10 seconds of power
>Hahahaha I made you kneel >:) now do it more I'll never forgive you or accept your apologies/attempts to fix the problem

>>712503604
>ARE YOU JUST GONNA IGNORE 3 DAYS OF TWITTER SPAM 2 MONTHS AGO!!! WHEN PEOPLE WERE SAYING IT WAS GONNA COST 600+ FROM TRUMPS TARRIFS AND GAMES WERE GONNA COST 90 DOLLARS!!!
Yes I will. It doesn't matter.

>>712506848
Then you're the most retarded faggot here, because your little faggy "headcanon" will never be anything more than that.

>>712499078 (OP)
They will NEVER have another WiiU-tier fiasco on their hands again so... yeah, why NOT just ignore all backlash from their non-cultists? Their brand security is too strong to care about peon opinions anymore.

>>712503029
>will only work for so long
Yeah, for how long? Two decades? Four? 100 years? What are people gonna do, stop buying Nintendo products and games? Some people's whole identity is being a Nintendo fan.

Smart choice.

>>712500319
me on the left but with the opinions of the right

>>712507087
LMAO okay, faggot, I can disregard and even laugh at your feeble attempts to blackpill about it.

>>712504904
and their video counts will drop after they start talking about something else
bandwagoning to get views can only work for so long

>>712507147
I agree that it can "only work for so long" but we're not talking about Nintendo losing their goodwill and their entire market niche in a matter of a year or two, this won't happen. An entire generation or two needs to change for that.

>>712506709
Unless you're autistic and stick to your guns and morals because you actually believe in them, nothing will happen. That's just how people are. Growing up, did you ever wonder why so many teenagers your age just started smoking or doing drugs despite years of being told it was bad and even going through educational programs for it in school? Because that's how normies are. They're performative. They believe something IN THE MOMENT but it stops mattering the very next moment they have to perform. They follow social cues, they want to fit in, to be a part of something, there are no values or morals to it. That's why there are witch hunts and cancel culture and outrage culture and all that shit. It's a way to pass the time and socialize, just like multiplayer games (single-player is for autists who actually like video games outside of building their social status).

I'm sorry you haven't realized how fickle and vacuous people are yet.

>>712507290
What "goodwill"? Everyone is sick of Doug Bowser's shit and he's been around for only a little while. At least with the previous CEOs, they sorta gave a fuck and yes, they fucked up, but they were at least human.

>>712507394
I'm sorry for your profound mental retardation and lack of understanding, you'll get it someday, faggot. Or you won't. You're a part of the fucking problem, fucking eat cowshit and dirt and fuck off forever, gigafaggot.

Are you guys finally realizing how irrelevant you are? How easily the internet blows everything up?
>HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS FURIOUS, LOWER THE PRICE NOW
>Literally breaks records
You are not the demographic and crying about tendies won't ever change that, you're just a bunch of clowns screaming into a toilet.

>>712501196
Japanese customer service is atrocious. The only reason people view it favorably is because they were in a restaurant or some kind of retail store. When there's some kind of barrier of disconnect (phone, email, etc) you will experience all kinds of pettiness, rudeness, vanity, and disrespect unheard of in the US. It was absolutely mindblowing, especially if you call a government office.

>>712507571
And you're a fucking turbo-giga-retarded faggot bootlicker. Fucking cope and seethe, you fucking Doug "EA" Bowser and Shunto "Jew-tier Banker Accountantfaggot" Furukawa-loving fagshill.

There'll be a special circle in hell for your kind.

>>712507527
No matter how much you seethe, there's nothing you can do. Maybe you're the problem, putting yourself through this rage and burning yourself out at what is a brick wall because you refuse to accept the nature of the human species. All cliffs will be eroded by the waves until all that's left is sand.

>>712507706
I've had the exact opposite experience. Everything I did was easy, the hardest part was remember my birth year as part of the Heisei era. Everything was done very smoothly.

>>712507796
LMAO ok, faggot, keep crashing out and being a fucking turbotard doomer normie.

>>712507706
>unheard of in the US
Are you being serious right now?

>>712507934
Move with the water anon, not against it, learn to float
You're just going to tire yourself out and drown if you don't

>>712507994
I didn't live in niggerville so yeah I didn't experience poor people problems.
>>712507914
Extreme doubt or you didn't do anything over the phone/emails.

>>712499078 (OP)
That's literally the best strategy, always. Works for everything. Unless you got like a thousand reporters knocking on your door 24/7 you should simply not engage with anything. Keep living your life, do the shit you do regularly and it all goes away.

>>712508127
LMAO you're wasting your time fighting the wrong fucking enemy, you fucking coping faggot tranny.

>>712508167
>I didn't live in niggerville
So you are speaking for 30% of the country at best and deciding everyone else is perfect.

>>712508314
Nigger is a mindset, a poor people one, and poor people are well over 30% of America.

>>712508167
I had to talk over the phone to get a phone plan, and I've written emails and learned how to write proper ones. I still need to reference keigo guides. The only complaints I ever hear comes from friends who work for Japanese companies and how their bosses speak to them, but never from the position of them as customers.

>>712499980
Fpbp

Whiny faggots are just that

>>712508231
Fighting? I'm not fighting any useless battles. It's only worth fighting for causes that are safe bets, otherwise you look like a fool and your social standing will fall.

>>712499078 (OP)
Nintendo doesn't need to do anything, the rabid fanbase does the damage control for them already, and Nintendo doesn't even have to pay them.

>>712499078 (OP)
That is almost always the correct thing to do.

>>712508412
Living in perfectville doesn't exempt you from having to talk with the rest of the country, a country where a bunch of fucking niggers who don't have customer service in their vocabulary work

>>712500319
>>712501578
>>712507137
I voted with my wallet :)

Losers on the internet have no power

>>712509237
>t.

>>712509407
No thanks, I'm Japanese.

>>712503592
Nah, it makes perfect sense, if you're repping Nintendo, you need to have a clean record or understand op sec.
That's entirely their fault and is an excellent precedent. Only racists would be upset with it

>>712499980
>>712500048
>>712500168
chads
>>712501512
retard

>>712504904
And this is bad because?

>>712502550
>>712504247
>>712506563
Arrest yourself and go to bed sperg, it makes the military forces stronger.

>>712504904
The algorithm dictates what gets seen and not. Being anti-nintendo is "in", it gets clicks. And because it gets clicks it pushes it more to get more clicks.

>>712501512
>Bootlick-AAAaaaaack

>The Switch 2 should cost as much as the og switch, and the games should be 60 dollars!
>Sure, new tech costs more to make, but shut up!
>Sure, game development costs have gone up, and they need to increase the price of the games, or litter it with micro-transactions to break even or profit, but shut up!

>>712510006
>new tech
Nintendo has been using outdated hardware to cut costs for over two decades now.
>game development costs have gone up
How about try not having 5 different studios of 300 different people working on one single game? It's the main reason indies like Expedition 33 clowned so hard on modern AAA games.

>>712510232
The director said that the team was bigger than most people think, due to the subcontractors.

>>712501512
>le bootlicker!!! the heckin bad corporation doesnt give us free games!!!! destroy the heckin means of production
fuck off communist faggot. nintendo deserves all your money now suck on bowsers turtle dick

>>712510232
is that why the switch 2 performs better than the cuckdeck?