Where Do Hyrule's Rivers Go?

>>712511331 (OP)
Vids are good to fall asleep to but you can tell by just looking at him, he's insufferable irl.

I used to watch this guy before he got popular for his skybox videos

I'm happy the Youtube algo picked him up and this formula of videos was successful for him, and he probably feels strange about where to go next with the channel, but these aren't for me

I actually only really liked the skybox videos, and to a lesser extent the "employment rate" videos.

>>712511331 (OP)
this guy has that low-T pre-tranny look to him

like it matters. you could just make shit up and no one would ever know because zoomers use videos like this as sleeping pills.

>le greenscreen video game essay man

>>712511475
Oh, and the "weird and uniteresting places in games" videos

>>712511331 (OP)
I like the concept of these kind of jewtube videos, but the second I hit play
>faggot voice
>lememereddithumor
>a retard is standing with a cheap ass microphone in front of a green screen
>30% is content, 20% is filler, 50% is cringe
Just beacause you jave a cool topic it does not mean you are a star or some kind of cool host. Everyone can deep cut himself in post just to "look competent". Eat a dick and die

>>712511557
top left is a fag
top middle is aight
don't know the rest

>>712511557
Video essays are so fucking stupid, they piss me off. the bar of quality is so low and they think that because something sounds like an argument, it actually is one. It's literally slop content and it's incredibly depressing that humanity has come to this.

Moreover in almost all of these videos there are basic grammar errors and malapropisms galore.

>>712511557
top right really put a camera on himself lookin like that

His outfit used to drive me fucking insane in his thumbnails, especially the stupid hair clips. Until an anon was nice enough to explain why he has that shit in his hair. Dedicated Autistic "Video Outfit" so he doesn't think about it Now instead of it driving me crazy I just absolutely hate it. Also
>Quirky deep dive into pedantic details
I fucking hate this shtick. Good for him for making cash from it though.

I took the bullet and watched 30 seconds. The voice is exactly how you think it sounds.

>>712511557
fuck this irony filled low effort poorly greenscreened horse shit

>>712511331 (OP)
This guy is so fucking lazy. He starts his videos with a simple premise that takes barely any research and he is too lazy to do any of that
I mean if you are gonna make a video on GTA power lines at least watch a 5 minute youtube video on how the power grid irl works

>>712511331 (OP)
Downstream, you dipshit

>>712511735
>incredibly depressing that humanity has come to this.
>Some dudes make videos about video games
>Uses a tool that's been used in video for ages now
>WOE! HOW HUMANITY HAS FALLEN!
lol wut? Chill, dude.

>>712511475
Yeah this autistic analysis of GAME REALISM is dumb as fuck

>>712511557
fuck every one of these clowns

>>712511767
> Dedicated Autistic "Video Outfit" so he doesn't think about it
What are you even talking about
No one reading knows what you mean.

>>712511331 (OP)
Any time I see some dipshit in front of a green screen with a hand mic I know I am about to hear the worst opinion imaginable

>>712512738
'People' holding lapel mics in their hands are worse

>>712511331 (OP)
Nakey Jakey has done irreparable damage to the video essay community.

Thomas Game Docs trooned out and I am very upset and disappointed about it

>>712511735
>it's incredibly depressing that humanity has come to this
this, of all things about modern humanity, is what depresses you? someone talking about something they're interested in?

lol.
lmao, maybe.
lmfao, perchance
roflcopter, mayhaps.

>>712511331 (OP)
The only thing I find insufferable about these genre of guys is that they all clearly had the same thought of "oh wait I can do Idubbbz but pg!" and they all make the exact same fucking pg idubbbz jokes.

>>712511557
Only watched jake and he seems alright

>>712511735
>they piss me off
imagine caring this much, everything i watch on youtube i forget about after 5 minutes it's all fucking slop.

>>712511557
I recall seeing one of these types of fags pinch a tiny clip-on microphone between his thumb and index finger. Don't remember his name, think he covered MMOs.

nothing is more insufferable than 'video game essays' that are just plot synopsis, "and then you go here and then this happens and then you do this"

>>712511331 (OP)
>Do not recommend channel.

>>712511557
stay in school kids.

>>712511331 (OP)
down.

You guys know you can block channels from your recommendations right?

>>712515032
Yes, I was aware I could bury my head in the sand and refuse to ever talk about things I don't like.
Am I fucking retarded enough to do that? No, because I'm not a thin-skinned faggot that needs to hide away from unappealing things.

>>712512682
>Dedicated Autistic "Video Outfit" so he doesn't think about it
Sorry this is extremely cryptic, let me explain in depth
He explained that he his outfit, the same one he wears every video, is his Dedicated "Video Outfit" that he always wears so he doesn't have to think about it. Which is Autistic.

Hope that clears things up for you chief sorry for the confusion.

>>712511557
all these others suck ass but jakey is cool to me as hes also europilled af by obsessively gaming CS.

>>712511331 (OP)
hes shtick is lame. i only liked his morrowind rivers video but the rest is so boring and trite at this point.

>>712511557
why are they all holding microphones?

how boring and worthless and empty does your life have to be to watch garbage like this

>>712511735
nigga its just bg noise

>>712514523
Schools actively encourage this "career path" now

>>712514223

>video has brainrotted animated text on screen every word is being said

>>712516037
2 of them aren't

>>712511901
he's been a little better about in more recent videos, he actually contacted a boeing 747 pilot youtuber to help him in his GTA airport video and also messaged some people at Bethesda when he did his Starfield one.

>>712516346
okay but i liked this one
his video about the dp remakes was eh though

>>712512682
It's a mask, I knew exactly what he means because it's a common separation tactic for artists. You know, like AVGN? The costume is the character. It isn't that cryptic.

convinced video essayists are all "creatives" who either lack depth or the drive to find depth to create their own things. So they settle with "critiquing" existing things.

>>712511557
kek I hate it. Zoomers will never understand the pure unfiltered fun that youtube was. Now it's just all to meet the algorithm

That weird youtube meta-shift where you now hold an actual microphone (while looking like a hipster faggot) is so impressively gay.

>>712517550
The guy in OP is actually a musician. But he's one of those millennial "ironic" musicians who makes bad electronic pop music, but it's "supposed to be bad" because it's ironic.

>>712511557
Putting yourself on-screen unnecessarily is a narcissistic personality trait. Just do voice-overs, you fags.

>>712511557
Jakey is goated, though

>>712517832
he succumbed to the fate of all youtubers and is now streaming, which means he'll do the thing where he tries to balance youtube and streaming but inevitably go full time streamer and make new videos twice a year while bitterly referencing the fact.

>>712513551
is this supposed to be a shock?

>>712511557
I have no idea who any of these people are
Is this a zoomer thing

>>712511557
i like the top middle guy's autism fit

>>712518126
You will know here in a decade when "media influencer/online personality/streamer/youtuber/whatever the fuck" finally crawls up from #3 to #1 on every "what kids want to be when they grow up" survey.

>>712515312
>I have to watch 30 minute long videos that I don't like and then post about them on /v/

>>712516315
as in content creator? eh most kids are choosing that path anyways no point going against the grain

>>712515312
>I'm smart and cool because I get mad about things online

this is the only one that was ever worth watching

>>712511331 (OP)
Nowhere important because the world is empty.

>>712519170
There are SEVERAL good reasons to 'go against the grain'. You think kids are going to give a fuck about learning anything in school, knowing it's not needed for the job that school itself is encouraging.
Stupid fucking zoomer, christ I hate you people.

>>712511331 (OP)
Mweep. Mweep. Mweep. Mweep.
Under my ass and balls!
Mweep. Mweep. Mweep. Mweep.

>in a vacuum
>the zeitgeist
>sum of their parts
>plethora/myriad

What other words, phrases, and mannerisms overused by youtubers you're absolutely sick of hearing?

>>712511735
That's the beauty of content, it doesn't have to be good, it just has to be. You can't really know if it's good until you watch it, by then the content has already done its job. The person who made it got your view and got paid. All that is left is you seething with nothing to do. You can't win the downvote le reddit army thing either, so good luck trying to review bomb the content.

You just have to accept the new world or blow your brains out.

Is he an aging zoomer??

>>712517638
>>712518126
it's what replaced irl friends for zoomers

>>712511557
I really hate this format, who the fuck wants to see those carisma vacuums talk as if you were watching a comedy stand up

>>712519627
haha zoomers are dumb and annoying and ugly

>>712519170
>eh they won't know how to fix a car or file taxes when they grow up it's whatevs

>>712511331 (OP)

>>712511557
The rivers guy is fun though

>>712518182
same

>>712519546
>You just have to accept the new world
This is no different from channel-surfing on cable tv

>>712519462
Came into this thread for this.

>>712519546
>The person who made it got your view and got paid
That's not how YouTube money works, you retard. They don't get paid the same amount if somebody clicks play on their video for one second as they do if somebody sits through the entire video.
Even without taking into account ad revenue, that's still not how the system works.

>>712517832
Jake is a faggot, and so are all his faggot fans.

What is it with all these dysgenic zoomers holding microphones and trying too hard to act awkward? It's so obvious and affected.

>>712517917
Ranton began streaming a long while ago and still pumps out videos on an at the very least weekly basis.

>>712517638
>Zoomers will never understand the pure unfiltered fun that youtube was
No one will... because it was never like that. And the search was always trash.

>>712515312
The modern net (esp. recommendation / timeline algos) runs on ragebait and you think you're a hero for engaging with it as intended?

>>712511331 (OP)
His outro songs are a lil cringe ngl

>>712523375
You don't get it, they ARE supposed to be cringe

>>712523057
i respect this dude heavy for his work ethic where he somehow manages to pump out heavily edited videos almost every day (for a time, literally every day) and streaming + all the martial arts shit he does irl. regardless of how one feels about his content, he works like a horse.

>>712511557
Why are zoomers so lazy?

>>712511331 (OP)
UP YOUR FUCKING AAAAAAAASSSSS

>>712511331 (OP)
lonely rivers flow
to the sea
to the sea
to the open arms of the sea

>>712515840
this still doesn't explain why he went with the stupid hair clips

>>712511331 (OP)
Probably the same place all this faggot's testosterone went.

>>712511557
i hate zoomers so much it's unreal, what a bunch of unfunny ugly retards

>>712523827
He is self conscious/ and makes himself look stupid on purpose to deflect criticism of his authentic self.

>the one essay youtuber you liked is dying from cancer

Why is life like this?

>>712511331 (OP)
>>712511437
>I don't use Twitter anymore but here's my bluesky

clearly he's trannypilled but his vids are usually comfy

>>712511735
I just wish there was a tagging system on youtube that let cucktent creators label their own videos as video essays, and as a user you could choose to filter out specific tags from your feed/recommended. Let the slop eaters consume their slop. But it'd never happen due to how much effort it would take to implement/regulate and reducing click through rates isn't in youtube's best interest.

>>712511557
I can't understand that but why do they hold their microphones now?

>>712525306
>bluesky
So he's a pedophile?

>>712523709
lonely river sigh
wait for me
wait for me
I'll be coming home, wait for me...

>>712525496
Correct me if i'm wrong but i think General Sam started that trend.
Atleast that's where i first saw it.

>>712511735
>"I am going to stand here and read word for word the Wikipedia article or the plot summaries of these episodes while inserting a deadpan joke about doing your mom or other crude humor. And if you say this isn't true effort, I'm gonna throw a hissyfit."

>>712511557
I hate the guy sitting on the bouncy ball the most

How? How do they do this? How does a man commit so much time and effort to something as pointless and banal as this? This video would have taken him weeks to make, if not months. All the planning, writing, shooting, editing. Not once during that arduous process did he stop and think, "hang on a second... I am wasting my life here."

The power of autism is astounding.

>>712526676
being a waggie is 10x worse

>>712511557
>look at this guys channel
>his videos explode in views from a few hundred thousands to over a million when he starts putting himself in the thumbnails
What is that about? Do people really click on videos more if there's some dipshits face on it?

>>712527186
the youtube algorithm wants to see faces in thumbnails
you could also argue it makes it more easy to instantly tell its his video and go "hey I liked that autists one video, I'll watch this one"
but I think the algo owns all of our souls at this point

>>712527363
>the youtube algorithm wants to see faces in thumbnails
It's not the youtube algorithm. It's the human one. People are significantly more likely to watch a video if the thumbnail has someone in it.

>>712511331 (OP)
How can I make lazy shit like that so i can escape the wage cage?

>>712525306
Bluesky is better than xitter.

>>712525306
This thread is about video game rivers and you bring up transgender people. Absolutely obsessed.

>>712528102
These people get mindbroken over bluesky because the platform hurts daddy Elon’s feelings. You see, the twitter full of jeets, grifters and bots is clearly superior to the one that lets tailor your feed and block anyone you don’t want to interact with.

>>712511331 (OP)
Morrowind has no rivers what a shit game.

>>712511331 (OP)
he looks like a tranny tho

>>712526676
Yeah, I better work 80 hours a week and not even be able to afford rent.

>>712528293
>>712526770
Might surprise you to hear that there are other careers out there. It's not exclusively a choice between stacking shelves or making autistic video essays.

>>712528476
retard

>>712528557
got me there mate

>>712528476
Studying for degrees is hard and not everybody is an autistic stemcel who can stomach sitting behind a screen for 12 hours a day.

>>712528642
>not everybody is an autistic stemcel who can stomach sitting behind a screen for 12 hours a day
Right. So these youtubers who create videos about games can't stomach sitting behind a screen for 12 hours?

>>712526676
This might come as a shock, but the only way to waste your limited time on this earth is to do things you do not genuinely want to do. All that talk about ambition and getting ahead is actually wasting a lot more of your time so you might enjoy a better quality of life after you have already used up the best years of your life amassing wealth.

A life spent with meager income but doing what you genuinely want to do is much less of a waste than a life spent hoarding capital and only enjoying yourself at the latter quarter of it.

>>712528743
You're ignoring the fact that these videos take work. He almost certainly doesn't actually enjoy the process of making them.

>>712528714
>fuck around on totk for an hour getting footage
>spend like another hour refining your ai script
>half an hour narration
>????
>infinite youtubebux and patreonbux

>>712528854
You're dumb as fuck if you think it doesn't at least take a few days of work, and that's being generous.

>>712528854
What happens if people stop getting interested in your videos then what? It seems so high anxiety to me I could never understand why people do it.

>>712528743
bad goy

>>712527881
>Be white
>Buy a green screen and decent set up
>Record random background video clips
>Learn how to make good thumbnails
>Open a patreon because youtube ads pay like shit

>>712511437
i watched like 15 mins of his podcast, he seems fine. i still don't understand what the fuck he's doing with his hair

>>712511475
I stopped watching when he stared doing unemployment videos because I'm unemployed and it made me feel bad kek

>>712511475
He seemed like he was really enjoying himself with the "weird and uninteresting places in games" and skybox videos. He doesn't seem like he's enjoying himself as much on the more recent ones. Hopefully there's a return to comfy skybox kino soon.

>>712523057
he probably treats it like an actual job though. most youtubers/streamers do it so they can escape work and not have to do a typical 40 hour work week.

>>712511331 (OP)
>almost 3.4M views
How does he do it?

>>712528642
i work construction and make $60k a year working ~45 hours a week. don't be a pussy

>>712527648
Whether that's true or not you have to be careful about jumping to conclusions.
It could equally be as likely that YouTube simply promotes those videos more. The platform making the decision more so than the audience.
Maybe at one point that was true for YouTube but now they've codified that style into their algorithm so it remains that way.

>>712528849
You can't know that.

>>712511735
I'm noticing that a lot of analysis/summary reading videos are just using AI voice narration now. I'm glad the AI autists are stealing the lunch from the regular low effort content creators, at least.

>>712527186
I can tell you from personal experience in my workplace, that women really dig this guy and his aesthetics

Austin's best contribution is introducing me to mem.

>>712511331 (OP)
DURR Y DIS BIDYA GAM NO REELSTICK?

>>712511557
I only recognize the guy in the middle of the bottom row since he was one of the few people who actually criticised that pile of shit RDR2

>>712511331 (OP)
zoomers have appropriated the same quirky chungus behavior as exhibited by millennials, they just toned it down a bit, innit?

>>712530906
Cute despite haircut

>>712511331 (OP)
What?! You mean a fucking video game isn't a 1:1 accurate simulation to how rivers/powerlines/roads/plumbing works real life?! Developers use... trickery?!

I hate these faggot youtubers so much. They are even worse than the, "Can you beat X if you do/don't do Y?!" Yes, you faggot. You can. Shut the fuck up.

>>712531184
But can you?

>>712531124
I think she's cute too but also I legitimately like her content irrelevant of her appearance.
Makes me laugh.

>>712525514
no he said bluesky, not x.

>>712524303
>He is self conscious/ and makes himself look stupid on purpose to deflect criticism of his authentic self.
This will only get worse as the view counts continue to rise into the millions. That imposter syndrome is going to gnaw away at the back of his already fragile mind.

>>712531124
the monke ear doesn't help

i want to make youtube videos but i don't know where you're supposed to get ideas from.

ideally i'd like to do something that involves researching niche games but if the game is niche AND worth talking about i'm not really going to be able to find out about it in the first place am i?

Does that fag at least know anything about rivers to make these stupid videos?

>>712526676
>make a living playing games and having fun silly ideas around subjects like this that get hundreds of thousands of views
>wageslave every single day and make shit money
hmm i wonder why they do it its a complete mystery honestly.

>>712531759
why dont you watch a video you dumb fucking faggot?
https://youtu.be/Li-Ph_gdqk8?si=emb387vXxs5xJEez

>>712511735
lol, faggot autist getting mad at a video format.

>>712532418
No, thank you.

>>712511735
>malapropisms
Look at this nerd, let's laugh at him.

>>712511331 (OP)
I watched one of this guy's videos and it was pretty boring, but at the end he's like, find me on bluesky and I was like yep, faggot.

>>712530593
And you'll be crippled by age 35.

>>712511331 (OP)
so quirky!

Joseph Anderson released his first TW3 video a couple months ago but it starts off with a long and bitter autistic rant about how you're meant to watch his videos or something. So I just stopped watching. I think he was trying to do what PatricianTV did in his TES videos but he doesn't get it.
Why is he like that? He used to be so chill but his success turned him into a retard that won't accept that he's ever in the wrong in regards to how he communicates.

A lot of his videos, employment rate ones as a perfect example, feel like they say fucking nothing
>WoOah!! In main cities, the devs added more detail like places of work and water fountains!!
>Isn't that cuhrazy!!
Like no shit, Sherlock

>>712532792
nta, but just dont be a low T pussy, a retard with poor technique and also attend the gym and youll be fine
t. nurse

>>712511557
>bvllenials had avgn and irate gamer and spoony
>zoomers have gender ambiguuos sodomites who dress like yt ass timmys
its to much cultural degredation

>>712530276
When I had long hair those clips and headbands were a godsend about keeping it off your face.

you guys think too hard about this shit aside from

>goofy video lol
or
>not for me let me move on with my life

go touch grass, faggots

>>712532835
>Why is he like that? He used to be so chill but his success turned him into a retard that won't accept that he's ever in the wrong in regards to how he communicates.
I don't follow this stuff, I don't even know who the YouTubers you guys are talking about are, but I work in a creative field and I've been doing things consistently for decades (I'm getting old, by the way), and I've learned a few things.
For example, some people are more stable than others. Generally, the most talented and disciplined people are able to maintain quality for a long time, sometimes for their entire lives, even though it's common to see some changes in style and interests.
But there are others who are successful initially but aren't really prepared to carry what they've created, either because they're not very emotionally prepared, or more often because they're not really that talented but did something of value kind of accidentally on their first try. The decline begins when this person desperately tries to maintain the standard of quality they initially set but fails tremendously.

>>712511557
I thought I was the only one to notice this archetype kek

>>712511737
You'd be surprised at the massive lack of self awareness the average narcissist has about their own looks.
My ex bf is a turbo narcissist and ugly as hell and the faggot literally could spend hours on end arguing me that he's more handsome than me, like bro, do you really look at your weird face and think "oh yeah, I'm totally hotter than this other dude that doesn't have a weird face", and I'm not even a 5/10, but holy shit bro.

>>712532835
>won't accept that he's ever in the wrong
I thought that was always part of his character, neither good nor bad. "I"m not stubborn, I'm right".
>his success turned him into a retard
This I blame on his viewers more than Joe himself. Hard to put into words but I can understand why he'd be bitter and particular, when his audience harangs him for the entirety of his creative timeline and then complain about everything.

>>712533324
Maybe he's right and you're the narcissist.

>>712533401
Anon, a non narcissist person wouldn't argue hours on end meaningless shit about how he's better than you.
He literally argued everything about anything, I know more english than him so he argued that to me, I know how to drive cars and motorcycles and he argued to me, everything is an argument with a narcissist.
How come I don't argue with other people? If I were to be a narcissist I'd be taking punches at everyone.

>>712533606
You seem a little defensive, anon. Exactly how I'd expect a narcissist to behave.

>>712531750
You’re approaching this wrong. Your interest in a topic should come first. Otherwise why do you want to make YouTube videos? To be known as a guy who makes YouTube videos? Anything you make using this approach will be shit. You have to have something to say before you decide to say something.

>>712533324
why do you thing anyone cares about your catty faggot fights?

>>712533324
crusty post

>>712533324
Fag

>>712533324
do ytbois really

>>712528849
??????
You can stop right here, your argument is over.

>>712511737
Someone who doesn't give a shit about appearances is the person I'm going to trust the most on a video about video games. He's doing the right thing.

>>712511331 (OP)
if was funny at first but it seems like he's forcing it now

I like his videos
they're not a 12 hour "analysis" thats just a plot recap and a sob story about how the game hecking saved you from depression or the subtle fascism of Bugsnax
just some dude talking about silly autistic shit like trying to find out how cold Skyrim actually is or if the bird in RDR2 fly to specific places when scared

>>712511331 (OP)
xenoblade x also suffers from this problem. the world just makes no sense.

>>712534157
>akshully it’s heckin based becuz it’s not heckin like the other cringe slop
whatever helps you cope faggot

>>712534364
Could you try using a couple more buzzwords in your next post anon, just to fit in even more?

>>712511557
All this shit unironically becomes 100% more palatable once you remove the Live essayist cam.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU. YOU HAVE GAMEPLAY AND SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIAL LIKE ART, DEV INTERVIEWS AND SUCH SHIT, NIGGER, USE IT.

>>712511331 (OP)
i dont FUCKING care

>>712511331 (OP)
>3:10:23

>>712511331 (OP)

Yeah but did you guys know about me undies?