ITT: Games only you've played.

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>>712513048 (OP)

>>712513496
I played this after /vr/ recommended it over a decade ago. Honestly I should replay it

>>712513048 (OP)
I remember as a kid an ending where your summons turn against you and they're super hard, but replaying it I never encountered it.

>>712513048 (OP)
Tried playing this and 1)The gameplay sucks
2) The jokes are really really weak. I imagine it was funny when it was released, but man, it just doesn't work now.

I was gonna say you can't do a funny action game, but the original Shadow Warrior (not the shitty reboot) is quite funny, though I kinda prefer the tone of Duke 3D, where the stakes are high despite the little bits of humor sprinkled.

>>712513048 (OP)
i thought about playing this once but i didnt actually do it

>>712513048 (OP)
Machi

>move over Mario

There was some shitty PC game where the combat was turn-based huge hexagons with a few people versus a few people. Pretty sure the overworld which is a POV that looks toward the horizon and it's used for combat too.
IDFK

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712514576
Sounds like Betrayal at Antara.

>>712513048 (OP)
>>712513196
>>712513251
I've played all three
Phoenotopia is a 6/10 though which wouldn't be bad if I wasn't sold on it as a 9/10.

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712514718
oh hey

I wish there were a modern equivalent. No, I will NOT play Disaster Report 4.

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712515437
I like how you have to grab the box and turn it sideways to read the message. really grabbed my attention at the store.
>>712515480
I heard jingle bells for the first time in this game and was looking for the song for 2 decades.
also 4 is a vr game. of course you are going to be disappointed with it. also 2's visual novel branching gameplay was a one of thing that 1 and 3 didnt have.
>>712513048 (OP)
aint nobody played artist colony but me.

People have played these games but why hasn't anyone made a game similar to the portable Sims adventure games?

>>712515684
>>>I heard jingle bells for the first time in this game and was looking for the song for 2 decades

The FUCK kind of BROWN SHITHOLE do you reside in!?

>132 steam reviews
>part of the 2% that actually finished the game

>>712514718
>>712515437
can't say I've beaten it, but also played that

>>712515757
kyrkyzstan
>>712515692
I miss sims java. used to play it on my sony erricson all the time.
the shading on the legs looked really hot in it too. I miss vibrant low pixel games in general.

cool enemies, great music, but some terrible level design
definitely still worth trying if you're a Quaker

>>712515987
>Kyrgyzstan
>Can't even spell his own nations name correctly
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>712513196
I actually tried to download this from a rom site cause it looked neat, are there any english translations?
>>712513048 (OP)
Pic rel is probably the most obscure game that I have actually beaten lately, was alright, I liked the aesthetic alot more than the actual game, I really like grimy dark games from that time like TMB and Manhunt. I went on a bit of an odyssey looking for weird shitty ps2 games

>>712515480
My favorite janky-ass game. Something about the Christmas setting makes it really comfy.
And yeah, I tried 4, but it didn’t click with me

>>712516130
its actually gherghyzstan locally.
but I thought you english spelt it with k instead.

>>712516303
Man what even happens in your country? I've literally never heard anything about Kyrgyzstan on the world stage in my 34 years of existence.

>>712516194
The PC/Switch/PS5 release is in English, has new QOL features and added full-blown voice acting.
However it doesn't have the extra content added to the PS2 re-release. So the PS2 version is still considered the definitive one due to having original endings for each party members and a bunch of other stuff but that version has yet to be translated. The modern English release is good on its own but you'll need a guide for the sidequests due to some mistranslations

>>712515974
I had a pirated copy but I don't remember anything about it. My brother acted like it was the greatest game ever made yet he played it like for 2 hours total

>>712516398
we're known for being the only country were the russian immigrants are somehow less civilized than the locals. every other central asian country, the russian guys are better. guess it has to do with a shit ton of gulag prisoners running away here and becoming gypsies.
other than that, we got a lot of tourism from antique holy places and also lots of caravans passing through us. nearly every ground caravan going from asia to russia goes through us.
oh we also got horse stew. I dont recommend it.
almost forgot, our national flag is the xbox logo.

It came with a huge manual that was textbook size.

>>712516546
>added full voice acting
>yet translation mistakes
I cant trust that.
not after clock tower.

>>712513415
This and it's two sequels (I count sleeping dogs) were my favorites. I've loved the bad cop / good cop mechanic and unlocking cars

>>712514672
ANON, IF YOU ARE STILL HERE— THAT'S THE GAME
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR OVER 15 YEARS

>>712515480
>No, I will NOT play Disaster Report 4.
leaving aside the question of what's wrong with it, 3 for PSP has also been translated

>>712517272
>PSP
I haven't had one of those since like, 2007/8.

>>712516752
The full-blown voice acting is Japanese only and really great. The problem is the subtitled text, it isn't an issue for most of the story, but some sidequests are downright unbeatable because their translations make absolutely no sense and you won't be able to finish them by doing what they're telling you to do.

>>712513048 (OP)
>picking anything other than the tank that shoots soundwaves

>>712517489
Damn it, now I just wanna play Battle Tanx.

>>712517509
This that Femme Fatale game or whatever?

what a piece of shit

pure unadulterated kino

>>712517641
Velvet assassin

some levels gave me the fucking fear of the vastness of space

The best shmup you've never played.

>>712517779
Based Ross

Game Crazy was always stocked with the ODDEST fucking shit and 99% of everything you bought from them used was so horribly scratched that it was literally unplayable.

I swear you fucking cocksuckers would scratch the everloving fuck out of your discs before you traded them in just out of sheer spite.

>>712513048 (OP)
Never met anyone who has even heard of metal combat.

>>712517658
I remember it being fun, at least conceptually. I don't think I've played any other game that went full platformer but also arena. That being said, yeah it was grody as hell. Between this and Kung Fu Chaos, it sure did feel greasy on Xbox.

>Inb4 I played that!
No you fucking DIDN'T. You're a fucking LIAR! I'm the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH who EVER had a copy of this.

>>712518142
I tried this recently, thought it was pretty mediocre if anything. surprised that it was by gaijin of all companies

I'll suck your dick if you actually played this trash

ZOOMER FUCKING FAGGOTS!!

A terrible, terrible "port" of Mario Bros on DOS. it had no sound, physics were off completely and it was just a slog to play

>>712518425
>PSP
>not zoomer
go away larping faggot

>>712518490
God, so the "Cheap Mario on PC Game" aesthetic goes that far back, huh

I like the artstyle

I played this shit obsessively in the library computer lab every chance I got.

>>712516645
Are you like the Tuvans and Kazakhs minus the throat singing and wife bashing?

>>712518719
I'm 34, retard.

>>712513048 (OP)
My god this game had problems
I always had the wrong GPU that would kill the performance of the game. Some AMD cards hated rain some Nvidia cards hated particle effects. I beat it once but the game still lives rent free in my head.

>>712515974
this and the sequel are what I consider ps1 essentials

>>712515480
I've been shilling it for years. One of my favourites.
>>712517272
4 is incredibly boring and basically a visual novel walking sim. There's more action in the first 2 minutes of Disaster Report 1 than all of 4. All it does is kill a fan favourite character pointlessly and have constantly drooling bandits rape your waifu

>>712518719
>setting up custom levels just to go around strafing cunts with the helipack and glue tank
Feelsgoodman

>>712518745
Lara Croft in a fantasy world, I like it.

>>712518490
I played this as a kid because I didn't have an actual console, so my parents pirated this version of Mario on my PC as consolation.

>>712513048 (OP)
Lost in random

pretty fun adventure-story game

I shall pattern my life after the random looping of your entrails.

>>712519067
Would

>>712519148
EA killed any chance of this game becoming popular, I'm excited for the sequel

It just occurred to me that I may in fact, might just be too old to still be posting here.

https://youtu.be/n-UBHbJkH0Y

I loved me some motherfucking Treasure Mountain!

>>712513048 (OP)
I rented this once. I don't remember if i liked it.

>>712519213
yeah, but at the same time It Takes Two was a big hit so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm cautious about the sequel, being a roguelike could be shit.

>>712513048 (OP)
Always struck me as a shittier, jankier Dark Alliance or Champions of Norrath.

>>712513048 (OP)

Surprisingly decent game, with some depth. In a 2d plane you control your space ship, colonize worlds, feed worlds, mine worlds, watch as the technology bars of the worlds grow (what they can sell you change, as well as their shields, and the spaceships protecting them). Plenty of weapons and new powers to add to your spaceship. I must have played a game like two hundred times, especially as it takes 15 minutes.

Albeit the best early game was a funny loop of
>Mine everything on unexplored world.
>Mine all food.
>Colonize it.
>Sell the food and minerals back.

>>712513048 (OP)
better metal gear

Seal Cull.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130724030118/http://www.badtastesoftware.co.uk/SealCull.html

>>712513048 (OP)
It is like Tekken 2 but with mecha.

I'm the only one on /v/ who has played this.

>>712519672
>Champions of Norrath
Now that's a game that you don't hear much about nowadays. I always liked the sequel more for the lizardmen. Those dudes were rad as fuck.

>>712519776

Ash of Gods

Ubisoft's POD. The intro movie is still one of the coolest in videogame history. Far-out cars and far-out tracks.

>>712520504
I've beat that game but the spin-off filtered me hard. Anyways, Banner Saga was better, shame that the studio has been fucked by Microsoft

Seemed interesting at first but it's just a shitty cruelty squad clone.

Kept trying to beat this game, because I was too young to have learned some games are unplayable trash.

Classic game, but you've gotta make sure to clean out every level, because you can't backtrack.

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712519738
>If you keep using your taser the enemies will eventually combust
I had too much fun doing that

>>712513716
The game has three endings only if you choose to believe the princess and free her, the summons will turn against you

>>712521185
I like the battle theme

>that (literally) fucking joystick calibration

bump

I even finished it. Never got to play The Magic Candle.

>>712516959
I think there was another game before it, Betrayal at Krondor which might have been similar. But it would be one of those two.

>>712519067
It's closer the linear Venetian Gothic.

>>712513048 (OP)
>Only I've played this classic retro RPG

>>712519719
Oh shit I remember that game. Not sure if I played the full version or maybe some shareware version. I think it was either on a demo disc or one of the discs with a shit ton of games on it.

>>712523470
Yeah, it's like Gothic but for girls. I was talking about the main character, she reminded me of Lara, her design from TR Legend specifically.

>>712523568
Are you confusing it with Tales of the Unknown: The Bard's Tale from the 80s?
The one from op if from the 2000s and uses the Snowblind Engine.

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712522061
Only female ones.

>>712519361
Holy shit I forgot this existed

tough guy

>>712514718
>Phoenotopia is a 6/10 though which wouldn't be bad if I wasn't sold on it as a 9/10.
Isn't that the case with every ''indie darling'' out there?

It's not really obscure but it's been long enough that people won't recognize what this is and it triggers a part of my brain I forgot was there

>>712517489
Checked. Had this one, played on demo disk before finding this gem secondhand for like $3

Should have been apart of Operation Rainfall.

>>712518243
I did, I did. It was with Adi. (only true hardcore gamer know that)

>>712515128
Zamn that's Gekitotsu Toma L'Arc

>>712519151
Return the fork!

>>712513048 (OP)

>>712521946
Yeah when they combust be careful not to get too close to them or it's insta-death, at least that's in the 3rd game

>>712532856

>>712513496
I played this and it was trashy but very pretty looking

https://vocaroo.com/12FL3QKUohbK