Thread 712514857

Does this shit increase your gaming performance or is it just a meme?

>>712514857 (OP)
It's only 23 bucks, get it and find out

>>712514857 (OP)
it will increase it by 41%

>>712514857 (OP)
lmao what a funi meem eksdeee lmaooooooooooooo i roll on floor laughing lololollmlmomll funiiiiii :^)))))))

>>712514857 (OP)
only the small one

>>712514857 (OP)
>size L
You're doing it wrong

>>712514857 (OP)
Frequently purchased together: Nintendo Switch 2

you dont need an L

>>712514857 (OP)
No no, hes said enhanced gay man performance

why are you getting one big enough to get fully erect in, op? doesn't that defeat the purpose?

>>712514857 (OP)
>L
>Black
haha, oh no sweetie. Get the small pink one.

>>712514857 (OP)
>>712514925
>>712515035
>>712515365
Why is it that only white people wear those?

>they're all still relatively bulky
>we don't have (figuratively) paperthin cages made of some weird composite
it's 2025, what the fuck!

Fun fact, chastity cages make your balls look bigger.

Nah, you need a prostate massager instead. That shit really hits on a good chair while fragging on shooters.

>>712514857 (OP)
What kind of earrings are these?

>>712516707
ball'b'earrings

>>712514857 (OP)
Video games.

>thread is still up
but my legitimate threads get banned for "ironic shitposting"
>:(

>>712514857 (OP)
>blocky lock
Trash, just like side-insert locks
Found one with top-insert mini cylinder and it's amazing.

>>712516926
Jannies want to feminize you (Based) so you probably should post somewhere else.

>>712515594
my list of asian and latino twitter sissies proves you wrong
idk about nigs that shit's gross

>>712514857 (OP)
idk I've never succeeded in wearing one long term because I crack after a day and masturbating with avibrator

I thought it was a rape whistle for a randoresu.
you dissapoint me OP.

I'm going to bust all the sissies balls in this thread

>>712517094
we latino are white idiot...

>>712517023
>one
link it or name it fag

>>712514857 (OP)
what is that? a game controller?

>>712514857 (OP)
I stopped touching my cock in between matches but I haven't been wearing it long enough to notice any effect in my performance. It's cozy though.

none of these stupid things ever fit or are comfortable enough for long term wear

>>712515165
True gamers

>>712514857 (OP)
>implying your femdom mistress will let you play games after she locks you up.

Your balls are now mine

do cock rings work? they look so sleazy, but i think it may help my ED caused by 25years of fapping everyday

why did god curse me with this fetish
at least im not a furry I guess

>>712514857 (OP)
>go through a phase several years ago of buying tons of different sex toys online to make masturbation more interesting. just total degenerate gooner behavior
>one day buy a chastity cage because I haven't tried that one yet
>cannot get my cock into this thing. completely 100% flaccid and it just won't fit
>come to the realization that I just simply have a huge dick
>biggest boost of confidence and testosterone I've ever felt all from buying something that would normally do the opposite
>life significantly improved from that day onward

>>712515594
jews have done a number on their psyche

>>712518321
Yeah they work but they're not good for you, get cialis instead

>>712518321
Just change your fapping technique.

>>712518321
Stop eating so much sugar. a shitty diet is the main cause for ED.

>>712518350
>>life significantly improved from that day onward
>still posts here
keep deluding yourself if it works friend

>>712518046
Femdom is tranny shit.

So do these things increase gaming performance or not? my gf keeps bugging me to order one and now it actually makes sense since i play vidya a lot.

>>712517152
Freeze the key in an ice cube tray, worked for me

>>712517094
>not into BBC
go back

Lmfao

Why is this thread still up?

>>712518589
Get one of the really flat ones to increase the aerodynamics of your gaming panties.

Chastity is one of those things that sounds hot, but is instead just a tedious experience with lots of pain. If there was a magic pill that just made it impossible to get an erection, that'd be a lot better.

>>712518509
i can fap fine in a seated position, which is my goto position for 25 years, but if im with a girl, ill most likey have to switch positions and i can feel myself start to deflate instantly if not seated.

>>712518757
I wear normal underpants, why would the flat one help with gaming?

What's next balldo?

>>712518763
A drug to kill libido without fucking up your hormones would be nice

so what happens when you get hard

>>712518747
See >>712517083

>>712518885
It gets pulled away and tugs on your balls.

>>712514857 (OP)
This is the only performance enhancer you need

this is gayer than any furfag thread i've ever seen. impressive performance, /v/orts.

>>712518919
fucking skubtard

>>712518817
As I said, to decrease drag. Obviously it doesn't work without gaming panties but then you're not really gaming anyways.

>>712518931
>performance

>>712518572
This comment has fragile masculinity and tiny penis energy

>black is cheaper
BASED baldy

>>712518958
Eat shit you skub hating bitch. Skub will never die

>>712518983
Faggot.

>>712518958
>t. poorfag

>>712514857 (OP)
Is this the Stellar Blade thread my fellow coomers?

>>712518959
Drag is air shit isnt it, why would that help with games? if this is just meme shit i wont bother.